iKomodo: Pingases
RubyChao flails and dies from the vulgarity
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RubyChao: brilliant kid is back
0 Still Errors The Chatzy: WAIT WHAT
RubyChao: look on the forum
0 Still Errors The Chatzy: HOW DID I MISS THIS
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(GB is playing Pokemon TCG Online)
Gooper Blooper: I'm torn between two fairy decks
Gooper Blooper: one of them is supposed to be really good for a theme deck, but the other one has clefable
Borealis Harpy: the one with syvleon
Gooper Blooper: That's the clefable one :V
Borealis Harpy: take it
Borealis Harpy: GET THE CLEFABLE
Borealis Harpy: BE THE SAMMY/KEVVY
(later)
Gooper Blooper: okay so when the Sylveon deck gets rolling it's a beast
Gooper Blooper: Eevee has an ability that lets you automatically evolve it to Sylveon by giving it a Fairy Energy, and Sylveon's attack does 50 and that jumps to 100 if you use it more than once in a row
Gooper Blooper: Clefable doesn't hit very hard but can switch around pogeys to make your opponent have something useless in the active slot and can make itself invincible to Pokemon that do 30 or less a hit
Gooper Blooper: The deck's biggest problem is a bunch of weak grass Pokemon they tossed in, when I'm stuck with bellsprout and shroomish (there aren't even any breloom in this deck) I'm in trouble
Gooper Blooper: oh, and the absolutely useless Slakoth
Gooper Blooper: this has to be one of the shittiest cards I've ever seen
iKomodo: Haha
Gooper Blooper: this fuckin guy
Borealis Harpy: YAWN
Borealis Harpy: *both are asleep*
Borealis Harpy: like, why
Gooper Blooper: because he sucks
Gooper Blooper: and look at that retreat cost
RubyChao: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: I mean everything about the card makes perfect sense but
Gooper Blooper: but it sucks so bad
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Friday, May 15, 2015
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 184: Tender Vengeance
Cornwind Evil: "All the most iconic covers are full of weird unexplained
shit. Who's the terrified guy Spider-Man is carrying? Why is Superman
destroying a car and terrifying everyone? If laser beams and rocket
launcher haven't done the trick why does Iceman think that snowballs
will - and where the hell is Beast swinging from?"
Cornwind Evil: "I googled "comic book cover backstory", and didn't get anything useful except for this picture"
SteelKomodo: batman
SteelKomodo: batman why did you drop that acid
SteelKomodo: batman take off the hat and stop talking to those flowers
SteelKomodo: BATMAN D:
Cornwind Evil: ........I guess Afterlife With Archie was decades in the making
Cornwind Evil: Del actually posted some of these panels earlier
Cornwind Evil: Now I'm posting others
SteelKomodo: BETTY NO D:
SteelKomodo: man, Riverdale is just full of backstabbing, treachery and vore
Cornwind Evil: His father may not yell at him, but The Spectre will make sure he faces retribution for his terrible grades.
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
RubyChao: link 1
RubyChao: link 2
SteelKomodo: "you're a weenie"
SteelKomodo: really, may? that the best you could come up with?
Cornwind Evil: Ah, Fletcher Hanks....boy do you deserve the legacy you got
Cornwind Evil: I was wrong Chao
Cornwind Evil: This is the actual story of Stardust
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/moKcM41.jpg
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/zyeS9Mz.jpg
SteelKomodo: wtf is going on with Stardust's torso there
SteelKomodo: Adventures of GOD-MAN
SteelKomodo: this is what this basically is
SteelKomodo: Stardust just quirks an eyebrow and bam, problem solved
Cornwind Evil: Stardust was done entirely by one man: written, drawn, etc
Cornwind Evil: It was comics' earliest days and there was no rules
SteelKomodo: i can tell :U
Cornwind Evil: I have to wonder...does this count as an UNUSUAL day for Thor?
SteelKomodo: I know I should say something about Thor's attitude here
SteelKomodo: but I keep being distracted by that incredibly blatant crotch-shot of Susan
SteelKomodo: seriously, was that really necessary?
Cornwind Evil: I imagine this is what it would be like if Wulf and Sheep wrote a comic together
SteelKomodo: hahahahaha
Cornwind Evil: "I googled "comic book cover backstory", and didn't get anything useful except for this picture"
SteelKomodo: batman
SteelKomodo: batman why did you drop that acid
SteelKomodo: batman take off the hat and stop talking to those flowers
SteelKomodo: BATMAN D:
Cornwind Evil: ........I guess Afterlife With Archie was decades in the making
Cornwind Evil: Del actually posted some of these panels earlier
Cornwind Evil: Now I'm posting others
SteelKomodo: BETTY NO D:
SteelKomodo: man, Riverdale is just full of backstabbing, treachery and vore
Cornwind Evil: His father may not yell at him, but The Spectre will make sure he faces retribution for his terrible grades.
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
RubyChao: link 1
RubyChao: link 2
SteelKomodo: "you're a weenie"
SteelKomodo: really, may? that the best you could come up with?
Cornwind Evil: Ah, Fletcher Hanks....boy do you deserve the legacy you got
Cornwind Evil: I was wrong Chao
Cornwind Evil: This is the actual story of Stardust
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/moKcM41.jpg
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/zyeS9Mz.jpg
SteelKomodo: wtf is going on with Stardust's torso there
SteelKomodo: Adventures of GOD-MAN
SteelKomodo: this is what this basically is
SteelKomodo: Stardust just quirks an eyebrow and bam, problem solved
Cornwind Evil: Stardust was done entirely by one man: written, drawn, etc
Cornwind Evil: It was comics' earliest days and there was no rules
SteelKomodo: i can tell :U
Cornwind Evil: I have to wonder...does this count as an UNUSUAL day for Thor?
SteelKomodo: I know I should say something about Thor's attitude here
SteelKomodo: but I keep being distracted by that incredibly blatant crotch-shot of Susan
SteelKomodo: seriously, was that really necessary?
Cornwind Evil: I imagine this is what it would be like if Wulf and Sheep wrote a comic together
SteelKomodo: hahahahaha
Wednesday, February 18, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 182: My Client My Original Character Blidorah
Draco: Why is it I only now think to say "Harpy Birthday"?
Draco is shamed.
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SteelKomodo: how goes it?
Harpy: its all good, although once i woke up, the internet shat itself
SteelKomodo: it was all like "OH SHIT HARPY'S AWAKE AAAAAAH D:"
Harpy: i can think of two other times the system went down
Harpy: one was during class
Harpy: the other was when I went shopping at the bookstore
Harpy: the biggest problem is that the school net is interconnected, powering everything
Harpy: if it shits itself, everything is down
Harpy: even the registers and the testing centers
Draco: And the dinosaur electric fences.
Harpy: and there's no alternative TO it that's good enough
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: yeah we're fucked when dinosaurs invade when the net is down
SteelKomodo: damn it dinosaurs
Draco: Good thing Jurassic Park State has a good nursing program.
Harpy: they took away our nursing program due to funding iirc
Harpy: those dinosaurs get a better education than I do
SteelKomodo: god damn it dinosaurs
SteelKomodo: why do you get better education than us humans
---
RubyChao: frands
Tableter: Fronds
Harpy: frappes
---
Tableter: HE
Harpy: HAS
Tableter: NO
SteelKomodo: STYLE
Tableter: HE
SteelKomodo: HAS
Tableter: NO
RubyChao: GRACE
SteelKomodo: THIS
Harpy: KONG
Tableter: HAS
SteelKomodo: A
Harpy: FUNNY
Tableter: FACE
Tableter: We did it gang
SteelKomodo: yaaaaaay
Tableter: We won the internet
SteelKomodo: :D
RubyChao: go us
SteelKomodo: walnuts peanuts etc.
Draco is shamed.
---
SteelKomodo: how goes it?
Harpy: its all good, although once i woke up, the internet shat itself
SteelKomodo: it was all like "OH SHIT HARPY'S AWAKE AAAAAAH D:"
Harpy: i can think of two other times the system went down
Harpy: one was during class
Harpy: the other was when I went shopping at the bookstore
Harpy: the biggest problem is that the school net is interconnected, powering everything
Harpy: if it shits itself, everything is down
Harpy: even the registers and the testing centers
Draco: And the dinosaur electric fences.
Harpy: and there's no alternative TO it that's good enough
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: yeah we're fucked when dinosaurs invade when the net is down
SteelKomodo: damn it dinosaurs
Draco: Good thing Jurassic Park State has a good nursing program.
Harpy: they took away our nursing program due to funding iirc
Harpy: those dinosaurs get a better education than I do
SteelKomodo: god damn it dinosaurs
SteelKomodo: why do you get better education than us humans
---
RubyChao: frands
Tableter: Fronds
Harpy: frappes
---
Tableter: HE
Harpy: HAS
Tableter: NO
SteelKomodo: STYLE
Tableter: HE
SteelKomodo: HAS
Tableter: NO
RubyChao: GRACE
SteelKomodo: THIS
Harpy: KONG
Tableter: HAS
SteelKomodo: A
Harpy: FUNNY
Tableter: FACE
Tableter: We did it gang
SteelKomodo: yaaaaaay
Tableter: We won the internet
SteelKomodo: :D
RubyChao: go us
SteelKomodo: walnuts peanuts etc.
Monday, September 29, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 152: Tractor Edition
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: I'm not entirely sure what the best pickup line ever is. But y'know what the worst one I ever was party to entailed?
iKomodo: What was that?
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: Girl walks up to a guy, puts her hand on his shoulder, and says "You'll do".
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: |D
iKomodo: Oh lawd XD
The Big Blue: Excuse me while I die laughing.
---
The Bagel: RELEASE THE OLD PEOPLE
---
くコ:彡 joined the chat
Dacro: Hi Goops.
Dacro: Nice Squid.
RubyChao: hello Missingno
RubyChao: oh that's a squid
RubyChao: derp
---
Inurian joined the chat
くコ:彡: FINALLY THE INURIAN HAS COME BACK TO CHATZY
Inurian: Hey I'm here again it's been a while
くコ:彡: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Harpy: my organic chem teach is a hardass
|________)________): Kick him in the nads
iKomodo: What was that?
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: Girl walks up to a guy, puts her hand on his shoulder, and says "You'll do".
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: |D
iKomodo: Oh lawd XD
The Big Blue: Excuse me while I die laughing.
---
The Bagel: RELEASE THE OLD PEOPLE
---
くコ:彡 joined the chat
Dacro: Hi Goops.
Dacro: Nice Squid.
RubyChao: hello Missingno
RubyChao: oh that's a squid
RubyChao: derp
---
Inurian joined the chat
くコ:彡: FINALLY THE INURIAN HAS COME BACK TO CHATZY
Inurian: Hey I'm here again it's been a while
くコ:彡: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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Harpy: my organic chem teach is a hardass
|________)________): Kick him in the nads
Wednesday, June 11, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 136: Don't Hurt Our Feelings
byeah: . . . Oh my god
byeah: A 21 on the fucking tractor
byeah: And it's going
byeah: Toward Spongebob Fucking Squarepants
Bree: pls have Viola wax philosophical/go on a purple-prosey creepy analysis of spongebob
byeah: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
byeah: Alternatively go all Spongebob to Squidward on poor Tenshi
RubyChao: "ARE YOU FEELING THE SPOOK NOW, TENSHI"
---
Deleter: I am the last bastion of sanity here
---
Cornwind Evil: Yuck, Red lost
Gooper Blooper: what else is new, CW
Cornwind Evil gives Gooper The Knee That Beat John Cena and Triple H But Did Not Beat Randy Orton.
---
Saberwulf: Oh by the way Del, my sister thinks you're awesome because I told her "yeah that's Jake he thinks skeletons, robots and moonbase alpha are the height of comedy"
Deleter: They are though
Kirbree: #truefacts
---
M Sheep: I keep thinking I've exited out of this tab I've got open, only to keep noticing every ten or so minutes that I, in fact, have not
M Sheep: and it is still there
M Sheep: I feel like I'm in a bad creepypasta
---
Gooper Blooper: What animal is a Fairplayah supposed to be?
RedSpy: It's
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: A CHEETAH
Gooper Blooper: oh god
byeah: A 21 on the fucking tractor
byeah: And it's going
byeah: Toward Spongebob Fucking Squarepants
Bree: pls have Viola wax philosophical/go on a purple-prosey creepy analysis of spongebob
byeah: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
byeah: Alternatively go all Spongebob to Squidward on poor Tenshi
RubyChao: "ARE YOU FEELING THE SPOOK NOW, TENSHI"
---
Deleter: I am the last bastion of sanity here
---
Cornwind Evil: Yuck, Red lost
Gooper Blooper: what else is new, CW
Cornwind Evil gives Gooper The Knee That Beat John Cena and Triple H But Did Not Beat Randy Orton.
---
Saberwulf: Oh by the way Del, my sister thinks you're awesome because I told her "yeah that's Jake he thinks skeletons, robots and moonbase alpha are the height of comedy"
Deleter: They are though
Kirbree: #truefacts
---
M Sheep: I keep thinking I've exited out of this tab I've got open, only to keep noticing every ten or so minutes that I, in fact, have not
M Sheep: and it is still there
M Sheep: I feel like I'm in a bad creepypasta
---
Gooper Blooper: What animal is a Fairplayah supposed to be?
RedSpy: It's
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: 8D
RedSpy: A CHEETAH
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Monday, May 5, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 127: Goopsexual
Jumpropelady: time to make a new squidward creepypasta
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RubyChao: "You as a kid… You got a Sony PlayStation console and my game. You played lots of games but mostly mine… In my mind, you were a friend to me. I dreamed on going to the real world, being your friend and going to the park, playing baseball and even playing PlayStation. I looked up to you as a role model.".
I was confused at what he was trying to get across to me. I don't know what it is he is trying to tell.
"However, you stopped playing me once you got your stupid PlayStation 3. You could've got a PSP. I was on that system. You chose a £400 console just to play those gay "FPS" crap. I felt lonely. I felt betrayed. I cried for two years. TWO YEARS YOU ASS HOLE!!! I went insane. I got in the idea zone of killing everyone I knew…".
RubyChao: However, nobody will play the disc I'm stuck on. Everyone is now playing FPS games and not enough of the classics. And there is a lesson behind this everyone…
RubyChao: Never forget an old game. Always play it every so often. Old games are fun and more enjoyable then FPS games. FPS games won't save you with guns, old games can destroy you however, easily.
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: uh
Harpy: but what if its an old fps
Delhammer 40,000: then doom will reck you
Harpy: qq
---
Delhammer 40,000: i won my battlecon game
Harpy: GRATS YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Delhammer 40,000: turns out alexian wrecks people
SteelKomodo: wooooot
Saberwulf: woooo
Delhammer 40,000: hail the kiiiing
Harpy: alexian
Harpy: WHERE'S SARAHIAN
Delhammer 40,000: no sarahian
Delhammer 40,000: alexian confirmed loneliest half-giant king
Saberwulf: pff
---
Harpy: Sol's the type of writer who would probably write Pitsuho fanfiction
---
RubyChao: "You as a kid… You got a Sony PlayStation console and my game. You played lots of games but mostly mine… In my mind, you were a friend to me. I dreamed on going to the real world, being your friend and going to the park, playing baseball and even playing PlayStation. I looked up to you as a role model.".
I was confused at what he was trying to get across to me. I don't know what it is he is trying to tell.
"However, you stopped playing me once you got your stupid PlayStation 3. You could've got a PSP. I was on that system. You chose a £400 console just to play those gay "FPS" crap. I felt lonely. I felt betrayed. I cried for two years. TWO YEARS YOU ASS HOLE!!! I went insane. I got in the idea zone of killing everyone I knew…".
RubyChao: However, nobody will play the disc I'm stuck on. Everyone is now playing FPS games and not enough of the classics. And there is a lesson behind this everyone…
RubyChao: Never forget an old game. Always play it every so often. Old games are fun and more enjoyable then FPS games. FPS games won't save you with guns, old games can destroy you however, easily.
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: uh
Harpy: but what if its an old fps
Delhammer 40,000: then doom will reck you
Harpy: qq
---
Delhammer 40,000: i won my battlecon game
Harpy: GRATS YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Delhammer 40,000: turns out alexian wrecks people
SteelKomodo: wooooot
Saberwulf: woooo
Delhammer 40,000: hail the kiiiing
Harpy: alexian
Harpy: WHERE'S SARAHIAN
Delhammer 40,000: no sarahian
Delhammer 40,000: alexian confirmed loneliest half-giant king
Saberwulf: pff
---
Harpy: Sol's the type of writer who would probably write Pitsuho fanfiction
Saturday, April 12, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 122: Wrestlemania Edition
RubyChao: "I was starring absentmindedly out a window while eating a snack late one night, when I noticed a praying mantis had crawled onto the outer surface of the glass. It had a moth in its claw. As I starred into its cold, black eyes, it seemed to cock its head to one side. Then, suddenly, it snapped the moth in half, and strolled right off the window."
RubyChao: wids why
SteelKomodo: damn it widow maker
---
Cornwind Evil: Last Night was the WWE Hall of Fame
Cornwind Evil: Mr T literally spent so long talking about his mother they sent in Kane to drag him off stage.
Cornwind Evil: And Ultimate Warrior, oh god....they promised him a live mic and gave it to him
Cornwind Evil: He literally went on for FORTY MINUTES
SteelKomodo: D:
Cornwind Evil: It was like five or six speeches jammed together, mixed with "The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior was mean" over and over
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RubyChao: if you asked zfrp samus about the baby, she'd probably be like "It was kinda cute, but I thought it'd be a lot safer to just give it to the science team. Of course that didn't work out... Anyhow, it was instrumental in me wiping out Mother Brain, and it's too bad about it dying. Still, no great loss - at least the Metroids are taken care of."
RubyChao: "...Huh? 'Feelings of loss and depression' about it? Who told you that crap?"
RubyChao: (why am i picturing her talking to myriam)
GoopaMania: because myriam would almost certainly ask her about the baby
GoopaMania: She's trying to sort out all these internet rumors
GoopaMania: So all manner of nonsense could pop up on the interwebs
RubyChao: myriam interviews samus about other m
RubyChao: samus spends the entire interview confused at how anyone could get everything this wrong
RubyChao: brb
GoopaMania: Myriam hands Samus a copy of the game and tells her to SEES FER HERSELF
RubyChao: Samus makes it through the opening cutscene
RubyChao: Calmly turns the game off, ejects the disc, throws it in the air
RubyChao: And blasts it with like five missile
GoopaMania: What does the opening cutscene do
GoopaMania: Establish her as inferior?
RubyChao: assuming we're talking all the opening stuff before actual gameplay, there's the redepiction of super's end scene, ass shots, and the BABY'S CRY
RubyChao: i think that would be enough to make samus blast it out of existence already
GoopaMania: "Ass shots? Those are supposed to be endgame! You don't just give it away to any schmoe who can't beat the game in three hours!"
RubyChao: samus believes in making people work for their fanservice
GoopaMania: You want that bikini, you gotta earn it
GoopaMania: or look it up online
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES joined the chat
RubyChao: hello spy
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Did I just walk in on Myriam: Other M
RubyChao: yes
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Excellent
RubyChao: the Samus Smear Campaign that myriam investigates
RubyChao: wids why
SteelKomodo: damn it widow maker
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Cornwind Evil: Last Night was the WWE Hall of Fame
Cornwind Evil: Mr T literally spent so long talking about his mother they sent in Kane to drag him off stage.
Cornwind Evil: And Ultimate Warrior, oh god....they promised him a live mic and gave it to him
Cornwind Evil: He literally went on for FORTY MINUTES
SteelKomodo: D:
Cornwind Evil: It was like five or six speeches jammed together, mixed with "The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior was mean" over and over
---
RubyChao: if you asked zfrp samus about the baby, she'd probably be like "It was kinda cute, but I thought it'd be a lot safer to just give it to the science team. Of course that didn't work out... Anyhow, it was instrumental in me wiping out Mother Brain, and it's too bad about it dying. Still, no great loss - at least the Metroids are taken care of."
RubyChao: "...Huh? 'Feelings of loss and depression' about it? Who told you that crap?"
RubyChao: (why am i picturing her talking to myriam)
GoopaMania: because myriam would almost certainly ask her about the baby
GoopaMania: She's trying to sort out all these internet rumors
GoopaMania: So all manner of nonsense could pop up on the interwebs
RubyChao: myriam interviews samus about other m
RubyChao: samus spends the entire interview confused at how anyone could get everything this wrong
RubyChao: brb
GoopaMania: Myriam hands Samus a copy of the game and tells her to SEES FER HERSELF
RubyChao: Samus makes it through the opening cutscene
RubyChao: Calmly turns the game off, ejects the disc, throws it in the air
RubyChao: And blasts it with like five missile
GoopaMania: What does the opening cutscene do
GoopaMania: Establish her as inferior?
RubyChao: assuming we're talking all the opening stuff before actual gameplay, there's the redepiction of super's end scene, ass shots, and the BABY'S CRY
RubyChao: i think that would be enough to make samus blast it out of existence already
GoopaMania: "Ass shots? Those are supposed to be endgame! You don't just give it away to any schmoe who can't beat the game in three hours!"
RubyChao: samus believes in making people work for their fanservice
GoopaMania: You want that bikini, you gotta earn it
GoopaMania: or look it up online
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES joined the chat
RubyChao: hello spy
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Did I just walk in on Myriam: Other M
RubyChao: yes
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Excellent
RubyChao: the Samus Smear Campaign that myriam investigates
Wednesday, February 19, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 111: Give This Guy A Drink
SteelKomodo: "Celestial Seasonings Tea"
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: er
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RubyChao: a surprising number of inverted colors turn out to be blues and oranges in my experience
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RubyChao: Banjo-Kazooie
Harpy: banjo why do you have a legendary in your backpack
SteelKomodo: that is awesome
Harpy: banjo D:
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SteelKomodo: I've just remembered - I've always wanted to have Dirk call someone a c***
SteelKomodo: but I've never found the opportunity
RubyChao: also too bad he didn't use it on periwinkle :V
Saberwulf: I've only used that insult twice, since it carries more weight in the US
SteelKomodo: yeah, missed opportunity there :U
SteelKomodo: ...really? where?
SteelKomodo has shit memory
Saberwulf: I think Jaxx said it to Christopher's wife, and a scottish dude name Tookie said it in a Sentinel one-off
Super Spy School Level Despair: Yeah, in the US its the most awful word ever
Super Spy School Level Despair: in England its an insult
Super Spy School Level Despair: In Australia its "hi"
Saberwulf: ^
RubyChao: according to forum search it was Young Jaxx who used it in the sentinel one-off
SteelKomodo: ouch D:
Saberwulf: Ah
SteelKomodo: It's pretty bad in England as well
Saberwulf: Yeah that's right, he called that pedophile the C word before he lotused his head
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: er
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RubyChao: a surprising number of inverted colors turn out to be blues and oranges in my experience
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RubyChao: Banjo-Kazooie
Harpy: banjo why do you have a legendary in your backpack
SteelKomodo: that is awesome
Harpy: banjo D:
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SteelKomodo: I've just remembered - I've always wanted to have Dirk call someone a c***
SteelKomodo: but I've never found the opportunity
RubyChao: also too bad he didn't use it on periwinkle :V
Saberwulf: I've only used that insult twice, since it carries more weight in the US
SteelKomodo: yeah, missed opportunity there :U
SteelKomodo: ...really? where?
SteelKomodo has shit memory
Saberwulf: I think Jaxx said it to Christopher's wife, and a scottish dude name Tookie said it in a Sentinel one-off
Super Spy School Level Despair: Yeah, in the US its the most awful word ever
Super Spy School Level Despair: in England its an insult
Super Spy School Level Despair: In Australia its "hi"
Saberwulf: ^
RubyChao: according to forum search it was Young Jaxx who used it in the sentinel one-off
SteelKomodo: ouch D:
Saberwulf: Ah
SteelKomodo: It's pretty bad in England as well
Saberwulf: Yeah that's right, he called that pedophile the C word before he lotused his head
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 110: A Big Insect Jesus
RubyChao: i had a dream about chatzy last night
RubyChao: can't i escape even in my sleep D:
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Harpy: and now I need to continue the horrors of grinding in Pokemon
Harpy: because the electric gym will school me hardcore
Harpy: sarah not fat enough to handle the electricity
Jumpropeman: well, Sarah has the Water Crystal, so naturally she would be weak to electricity
Jumpropeman: even though it was fire that really messed her up :V
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Harpy: twinsies are cute
Harpy: spy is cute
Harpy: wulf is cute
Harpy: i haven't seen RC but he's probably cute
Harpy: i'm pretty sure Draco is actually a dinosaur
nosebleed pls: Am not
Harpy: shut up I've seen you irl YOU ARE FUCKING CUTE AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT
Harpy: all in all all of you are cute and if you say otherwise I will have to do something drastic and buy you bad rats
Jumpropeman: well, since everyone else is saying they aren't cute, I shall accept the title of cutest
nosebleed pls: Sounds reasonable
Saberwulf: JRM King of Kute
RubyChao: can't i escape even in my sleep D:
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Harpy: and now I need to continue the horrors of grinding in Pokemon
Harpy: because the electric gym will school me hardcore
Harpy: sarah not fat enough to handle the electricity
Jumpropeman: well, Sarah has the Water Crystal, so naturally she would be weak to electricity
Jumpropeman: even though it was fire that really messed her up :V
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Harpy: twinsies are cute
Harpy: spy is cute
Harpy: wulf is cute
Harpy: i haven't seen RC but he's probably cute
Harpy: i'm pretty sure Draco is actually a dinosaur
nosebleed pls: Am not
Harpy: shut up I've seen you irl YOU ARE FUCKING CUTE AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT
Harpy: all in all all of you are cute and if you say otherwise I will have to do something drastic and buy you bad rats
Jumpropeman: well, since everyone else is saying they aren't cute, I shall accept the title of cutest
nosebleed pls: Sounds reasonable
Saberwulf: JRM King of Kute
Wednesday, February 5, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 108: In Which Chatzy Goes Premium
Daniel Bryan Is A Farm: "With all WWE's terrible luck this week, I reckon Cena dropped dead directly after Raw and Vince is now going to Weekend at Bernie's him."
Harpy: lawdy
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: here's hoping not
Gooper Blooper: Control ded cena with a system of wires from the rafters
Gooper Blooper: like how they puppet King Ghidorah's heads
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Harpy: *jumps on cake*
Harpy: FUCK YOUR CAKE BOOSTER
Harpy: fuckin bundt grumble grumble
Gooper Blooper: Bundt vs Sarah 2014 boss battle
Harpy: don't make me actually do it, I will
SteelKomodo: lolz
Harpy: it fits right into Psychicplot
Harpy: caekmonstur
Gooper Blooper: Sarah/Sammy bros attack
Harpy: double chomp
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Jumpropeman: i would read anything with a cockney tarantula
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Gooper Blooper: fast chat tonight
Jumpropeman: maximum capacity
Jumpropeman: :') its been so long
CM Punk Is A Pizza Store: Are we . . .
CM Punk Is A Pizza Store: Are we going to have to get a paid room
Gooper Blooper: NEVER
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: >Paying Chatzy
Waddler-D: Or... migrate to another chat?
Harpy: I blame Waddler's presence which is actually my fault
Dacro: Guess so. Time to start selling "authentic" Kamacuras and Ebirah figs on ebay.
Waddler-D: MEAN!
Harpy: Nah, we can't do that. We don't know any other chats that can handle this many
Harpy: that don't suck, anyhow
Jumpropeman: if we only paid for a room during the ZFRP season
Gooper Blooper: I like Chatzy despite its faults
Jumpropeman: it would be a measly 79.80
Harpy: "80 dollars"
Harpy: no
Gooper Blooper: I could buy myself and Harpy a copy of Bravely Default for that kind of money
Waddler-D: Per... month or... just once?
Jumpropeman: that's for 6 months
Harpy: that 80 dollars could have paid for all my food
Waddler-D: Gah...
(A few moments pass)
Adminco joined the chat
Adminco: Hi. I gave Chatzy money. Now I can have five aliases in here at the same time.
Adminco: We have one month until Chatzy needs another fix.
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: oh snap, draco really did, didn't he
SteelKomodo: he hasn't I know draco
SteelKomodo: he's just fucking around again
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: WE CAN PM PEOPLE
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: THAT TICKER IS GONE
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: PANIC MODE
Gooper Blooper: draco what did you do
test: THANK YOU BASED DRACO
Gooper Blooper: I used the premium "view all chat" feature and found the birth of the chat
RubyChao: how did it start goops
Jumpropeman: !!!
Gooper Blooper: Jumpropeman started the chat 542 days ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 542 days ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 541 days ago
Jumpropeman rolled a die. The die showed: 6
Jumpropeman cleared the room 541 days ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 541 days ago
Iamastegosaurus joined the chat 541 days ago
Iamastegosaurus: Wow, first one in here. Surprised
Iamastegosaurus: (this is RedSpy)
Jumpropeman: Hello!
Jumpropeman: Interesting name
Iamastegosaurus: Thanks
Iamastegosaurus: This is what happens when I watch too much asdfmovie
Gooper Blooper: THE BEGINNING
Devil Devil Buffalo Brutal No1: . . . So
Devil Devil Buffalo Brutal No1: I WASN'T the first one in here
Devil Devil Buffalo Brutal No1: This shatters my whole perception of reality
Harpy: lawdy
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: here's hoping not
Gooper Blooper: Control ded cena with a system of wires from the rafters
Gooper Blooper: like how they puppet King Ghidorah's heads
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Harpy: *jumps on cake*
Harpy: FUCK YOUR CAKE BOOSTER
Harpy: fuckin bundt grumble grumble
Gooper Blooper: Bundt vs Sarah 2014 boss battle
Harpy: don't make me actually do it, I will
SteelKomodo: lolz
Harpy: it fits right into Psychicplot
Harpy: caekmonstur
Gooper Blooper: Sarah/Sammy bros attack
Harpy: double chomp
---
Jumpropeman: i would read anything with a cockney tarantula
---
Gooper Blooper: fast chat tonight
Jumpropeman: maximum capacity
Jumpropeman: :') its been so long
CM Punk Is A Pizza Store: Are we . . .
CM Punk Is A Pizza Store: Are we going to have to get a paid room
Gooper Blooper: NEVER
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: >Paying Chatzy
Waddler-D: Or... migrate to another chat?
Harpy: I blame Waddler's presence which is actually my fault
Dacro: Guess so. Time to start selling "authentic" Kamacuras and Ebirah figs on ebay.
Waddler-D: MEAN!
Harpy: Nah, we can't do that. We don't know any other chats that can handle this many
Harpy: that don't suck, anyhow
Jumpropeman: if we only paid for a room during the ZFRP season
Gooper Blooper: I like Chatzy despite its faults
Jumpropeman: it would be a measly 79.80
Harpy: "80 dollars"
Harpy: no
Gooper Blooper: I could buy myself and Harpy a copy of Bravely Default for that kind of money
Waddler-D: Per... month or... just once?
Jumpropeman: that's for 6 months
Harpy: that 80 dollars could have paid for all my food
Waddler-D: Gah...
(A few moments pass)
Adminco joined the chat
Adminco: Hi. I gave Chatzy money. Now I can have five aliases in here at the same time.
Adminco: We have one month until Chatzy needs another fix.
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: oh snap, draco really did, didn't he
SteelKomodo: he hasn't I know draco
SteelKomodo: he's just fucking around again
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: WE CAN PM PEOPLE
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: THAT TICKER IS GONE
xXxGokuSephiroth1337420xXx: PANIC MODE
Gooper Blooper: draco what did you do
test: THANK YOU BASED DRACO
Gooper Blooper: I used the premium "view all chat" feature and found the birth of the chat
RubyChao: how did it start goops
Jumpropeman: !!!
Gooper Blooper: Jumpropeman started the chat 542 days ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 542 days ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 541 days ago
Jumpropeman rolled a die. The die showed: 6
Jumpropeman cleared the room 541 days ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 541 days ago
Iamastegosaurus joined the chat 541 days ago
Iamastegosaurus: Wow, first one in here. Surprised
Iamastegosaurus: (this is RedSpy)
Jumpropeman: Hello!
Jumpropeman: Interesting name
Iamastegosaurus: Thanks
Iamastegosaurus: This is what happens when I watch too much asdfmovie
Gooper Blooper: THE BEGINNING
Devil Devil Buffalo Brutal No1: . . . So
Devil Devil Buffalo Brutal No1: I WASN'T the first one in here
Devil Devil Buffalo Brutal No1: This shatters my whole perception of reality
Thursday, January 9, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 101: American Box Art Alex
Gooper Blooper: and now it's time for Good Idea, Bad Idea
Gooper Blooper: Good Idea: making your lover a delicious cake for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: Bad Idea: Forgetting he can't eat radioactive materials
RubyChao: PFFFFFFT
RubyChao: "Nah, don't worry Utsuho... I'll be fine..." *pit is rushed to the decontamination room*
Gooper Blooper: *shrug* "More for me!"
---
SteelKomodo left the chat
Jumpropeman: wha
Jumpropeman: SK was here?
Bearded Dragon: I guess?
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: He always is
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: In our heart
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SteelKomodo: somehow got a monkey from oxfam
Saberwulf: Is "monkey from oxfam" some form of English slang I'm not getting
Saberwulf: Or did you aquire a live ape
SteelKomodo: It's a stuffed gorilla toy we liberated from the charity shop we do volunteering at
SteelKomodo: Because it was gonna be thrown away :U
Saberwulf: Ah, nice
Saberwulf: And now you own the DK
SteelKomodo: Yep
Saberwulf: wooo
---
(Deleter and Gooper Blooper are trading Pokemon in Pokemon X and Y)
Beardwind Beard: Dagnabbit I remember when two people had to be in the same ROOM to trade!
Beardwind Beard: And they needed a CORD!
Gooper Blooper: yeah, it sucked
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RubyChao: TheDeleter: but who the fuck is gonna use ☎
TheDeleter: or ☢
RubyChao: WHO INDEED
Gooper Blooper: Good Idea: making your lover a delicious cake for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: Bad Idea: Forgetting he can't eat radioactive materials
RubyChao: PFFFFFFT
RubyChao: "Nah, don't worry Utsuho... I'll be fine..." *pit is rushed to the decontamination room*
Gooper Blooper: *shrug* "More for me!"
---
SteelKomodo left the chat
Jumpropeman: wha
Jumpropeman: SK was here?
Bearded Dragon: I guess?
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: He always is
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: In our heart
---
SteelKomodo: somehow got a monkey from oxfam
Saberwulf: Is "monkey from oxfam" some form of English slang I'm not getting
Saberwulf: Or did you aquire a live ape
SteelKomodo: It's a stuffed gorilla toy we liberated from the charity shop we do volunteering at
SteelKomodo: Because it was gonna be thrown away :U
Saberwulf: Ah, nice
Saberwulf: And now you own the DK
SteelKomodo: Yep
Saberwulf: wooo
---
(Deleter and Gooper Blooper are trading Pokemon in Pokemon X and Y)
Beardwind Beard: Dagnabbit I remember when two people had to be in the same ROOM to trade!
Beardwind Beard: And they needed a CORD!
Gooper Blooper: yeah, it sucked
---
RubyChao: TheDeleter: but who the fuck is gonna use ☎
TheDeleter: or ☢
RubyChao: WHO INDEED
Wednesday, January 8, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 100: The Best of Chatzy Madness
TheDeleter: MANN VS MACHINE
TheDeleter: I AM SO PUMPED
TheDeleter: I MAY HAVE JIZZED A LITTLE
TheDeleter: IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN
TheDeleter: hi
TheDeleter: sorry, i
TheDeleter: i lost control
Erebus: XD
---
SteelKomodo: also, trying to think of a solution to Raw's cinema food problem
Jumpropeman: A funnel
Jumpropeman: then you don't have to touch her lips
SteelKomodo: pffffffft
Jumpropeman: maybe you guys could sneak some watermelons in
TheDeleter: hot dogs
TheDeleter: hot dogs are easy to hold and delicious
Saberwulf: Shiskebab
Saberwulf: You already have the shishaliks
SteelKomodo: "Excuse me, sir, I'd like to buy this Pik 'n' Mix shovel."
SteelKomodo: "I'm sorry, it's not for sale-"
SteelKomodo: "I'm buying it anyway, so shut up."
Jumpropeman: my vote goes to a Pee Wee Herman-esque breakfast machine to feed her
Gooper Blooper: One of those grabber things
Gooper Blooper: A funnel, a shovel - geez she's not Sarah
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Jumpropeman: did you just roll for hot dog holding?
Cornwind Evil: Yes
TheDeleter: well congrats
Gooper Blooper: She is a hot dog holding DYNAMO
TheDeleter: it was the perfect hot dog hold
TheDeleter: not too hard, not too soft
TheDeleter: just the right position too
TheDeleter: you win the prize
Gooper Blooper: Sine is great at standing still and Raw can hold hot dogs
Cornwind Evil: Basically Pit just earned himself a really good date
Saberwulf: The most useful characters
TheDeleter: truly valuable additions to the bar
TheDeleter: why am i laughing, this isn't funny
Cornwind Evil: As he inadvertently made Raw feel normal
TheDeleter: help
Jumpropeman: you'll see. One day we'll fight an evil wiener that attacks based on movement
---
Saberwulf: I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW THE GRAPHICS THAT THE SNES COULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING THIS DETAILED
Saberwulf: GHOSTS
Saberwulf: 9/11 IN THE VIRTUAL BOY
Saberwulf: WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK
RedSpy: Yeah, creepypasta falls into cliches way too often
Jumpropeman: It was at that point I realize it was blood and hell, and if I die in the game I die in real life
---
Gooper Blooper: So how about that Garland
Saberwulf: I hear he's going up against that other, rival small town Garland
Gooper Blooper: Leg healed up real nice, looks like
RedSpy: Dat Garland
SteelKomodo: I can honestly say, I didn't expect Garland
RedSpy: I KNEW that was only leg wound
SteelKomodo: But then again, I know fuck all about Final Fantasy
Gooper Blooper: I am sucking FF1's scanty lore dry
SteelKomodo: Goops: The Lore Vampire
RedSpy: Next year, he'll need to introduce Bikke, Astos, and the Vampire
RedSpy: Just to make ends meet
Gooper Blooper: Astos appeared last year
Gooper Blooper: Sarah shared a flashback of how her sisters fought him
Gooper Blooper: Their teenage MAGEQUEST was basically "FF1 minus the Fiends"
Gooper Blooper: Which means I still have Bikke the Pirate for a future flashback
Gooper Blooper: Next year, a giant complex plot revolving around Dr. Unne
TheDeleter: I AM SO PUMPED
TheDeleter: I MAY HAVE JIZZED A LITTLE
TheDeleter: IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN
TheDeleter: hi
TheDeleter: sorry, i
TheDeleter: i lost control
Erebus: XD
---
SteelKomodo: also, trying to think of a solution to Raw's cinema food problem
Jumpropeman: A funnel
Jumpropeman: then you don't have to touch her lips
SteelKomodo: pffffffft
Jumpropeman: maybe you guys could sneak some watermelons in
TheDeleter: hot dogs
TheDeleter: hot dogs are easy to hold and delicious
Saberwulf: Shiskebab
Saberwulf: You already have the shishaliks
SteelKomodo: "Excuse me, sir, I'd like to buy this Pik 'n' Mix shovel."
SteelKomodo: "I'm sorry, it's not for sale-"
SteelKomodo: "I'm buying it anyway, so shut up."
Jumpropeman: my vote goes to a Pee Wee Herman-esque breakfast machine to feed her
Gooper Blooper: One of those grabber things
Gooper Blooper: A funnel, a shovel - geez she's not Sarah
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Jumpropeman: did you just roll for hot dog holding?
Cornwind Evil: Yes
TheDeleter: well congrats
Gooper Blooper: She is a hot dog holding DYNAMO
TheDeleter: it was the perfect hot dog hold
TheDeleter: not too hard, not too soft
TheDeleter: just the right position too
TheDeleter: you win the prize
Gooper Blooper: Sine is great at standing still and Raw can hold hot dogs
Cornwind Evil: Basically Pit just earned himself a really good date
Saberwulf: The most useful characters
TheDeleter: truly valuable additions to the bar
TheDeleter: why am i laughing, this isn't funny
Cornwind Evil: As he inadvertently made Raw feel normal
TheDeleter: help
Jumpropeman: you'll see. One day we'll fight an evil wiener that attacks based on movement
---
Saberwulf: I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW THE GRAPHICS THAT THE SNES COULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING THIS DETAILED
Saberwulf: GHOSTS
Saberwulf: 9/11 IN THE VIRTUAL BOY
Saberwulf: WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK
RedSpy: Yeah, creepypasta falls into cliches way too often
Jumpropeman: It was at that point I realize it was blood and hell, and if I die in the game I die in real life
---
Gooper Blooper: So how about that Garland
Saberwulf: I hear he's going up against that other, rival small town Garland
Gooper Blooper: Leg healed up real nice, looks like
RedSpy: Dat Garland
SteelKomodo: I can honestly say, I didn't expect Garland
RedSpy: I KNEW that was only leg wound
SteelKomodo: But then again, I know fuck all about Final Fantasy
Gooper Blooper: I am sucking FF1's scanty lore dry
SteelKomodo: Goops: The Lore Vampire
RedSpy: Next year, he'll need to introduce Bikke, Astos, and the Vampire
RedSpy: Just to make ends meet
Gooper Blooper: Astos appeared last year
Gooper Blooper: Sarah shared a flashback of how her sisters fought him
Gooper Blooper: Their teenage MAGEQUEST was basically "FF1 minus the Fiends"
Gooper Blooper: Which means I still have Bikke the Pirate for a future flashback
Gooper Blooper: Next year, a giant complex plot revolving around Dr. Unne
Sunday, December 15, 2013
Chatzy Madness 96: Crapfully Yours
RubyChao: "The official forum search system is offline at the moment. This is a temporary search until the official system returns." fun fact: invisionfree has said this for well
RubyChao: about seven years now
RubyChao: good job guys
---
RubyChao: don't go looking for sites you haven't seen in years
RubyChao: you'll feel old
---
Gooper Blooper: fakeangelbr: RIP WWE 13, YOU LIVED AS YOU DIED, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Gooper Blooper: e_tap: YEAH, RIP
SteelKomodo: it died as it lived - glitching through table-san
Gooper Blooper: Here lies WWE 13. It loaded slow and died a virgin.
---
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for WVGCW
EscapeeSpy: Give her Brodus Clay's entrance, Osh and Garland replacing the Funkadactyls
EscapeeSpy: (Don't do this that's an awful idea)
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Gloria for ZFRP 2014
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for Triple B 2014?
Gooper Blooper: that is a possibility spy
Gooper Blooper: If only because I know she'd get plenty of votes
Gooper Blooper: >.>
EscapeeSpy: *OSH INTENSIFIES*
EscapeeSpy: *ZEPH sorta gets dragged into the fight I guess*
---
(Cornwind enters Sine into Drown Yer Mates III)
Cornwind Evil: it's Christmas
Cornwind Evil: Why not give Del a Christmas gift
Gooper Blooper: I assure you, CW, Del is already enjoying your gift
Del: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: about seven years now
RubyChao: good job guys
---
RubyChao: don't go looking for sites you haven't seen in years
RubyChao: you'll feel old
---
Gooper Blooper: fakeangelbr: RIP WWE 13, YOU LIVED AS YOU DIED, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Gooper Blooper: e_tap: YEAH, RIP
SteelKomodo: it died as it lived - glitching through table-san
Gooper Blooper: Here lies WWE 13. It loaded slow and died a virgin.
---
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for WVGCW
EscapeeSpy: Give her Brodus Clay's entrance, Osh and Garland replacing the Funkadactyls
EscapeeSpy: (Don't do this that's an awful idea)
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Gloria for ZFRP 2014
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for Triple B 2014?
Gooper Blooper: that is a possibility spy
Gooper Blooper: If only because I know she'd get plenty of votes
Gooper Blooper: >.>
EscapeeSpy: *OSH INTENSIFIES*
EscapeeSpy: *ZEPH sorta gets dragged into the fight I guess*
---
(Cornwind enters Sine into Drown Yer Mates III)
Cornwind Evil: it's Christmas
Cornwind Evil: Why not give Del a Christmas gift
Gooper Blooper: I assure you, CW, Del is already enjoying your gift
Del: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thursday, December 5, 2013
Chatzy Madness 94: Soylent Pink Is Hippo
The Deleter: i wish there was a game where you went around rustling jimmies
The Deleter: peturbing people on the street
The Deleter: gaining jimmie dollars to spend on new ways of rustling jimmies
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M Sheep: quick(?) and dirty post
M Sheep: the dirtiest post
M Sheep: Also, may be very confusing at a certain point
Saberwulf: I'm the king of confusing so that sounds rad
Gooper Blooper: Sheep vs Wulf, Confuse Yer Mates
The Deleter: haha
Gooper Blooper: Nobody understands the fite but everyone agrees it was somehow enjoyable anyway
---
M Sheep joined the chat
M Sheep: Nobody times M Sheep out!
M Sheep: NOBODY!
M Sheep: And give back the Cyclop's eye, already!
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep timed out M Sheep
SteelKomodo: M SHEEP SCREWJOB
M Sheep: NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW!
M Sheep uses chaos emerald to go back to the past
M Sheep: M Sheep left me there
M Sheep: for FIVE MONTHS
---
RubyChao: damn you len
---
Gooper Blooper: Spy, thought you should know
Gooper Blooper: Today I caught Pansage, Panpour, and Pansear and nicknamed them Funky Kong, Diddy Kong, and Leo Luster, respectively
SteelKomodo: XD
M Sheep: Leo Luster had better know Attract
The Deleter: peturbing people on the street
The Deleter: gaining jimmie dollars to spend on new ways of rustling jimmies
---
M Sheep: quick(?) and dirty post
M Sheep: the dirtiest post
M Sheep: Also, may be very confusing at a certain point
Saberwulf: I'm the king of confusing so that sounds rad
Gooper Blooper: Sheep vs Wulf, Confuse Yer Mates
The Deleter: haha
Gooper Blooper: Nobody understands the fite but everyone agrees it was somehow enjoyable anyway
---
M Sheep joined the chat
M Sheep: Nobody times M Sheep out!
M Sheep: NOBODY!
M Sheep: And give back the Cyclop's eye, already!
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep timed out M Sheep
SteelKomodo: M SHEEP SCREWJOB
M Sheep: NO ONE CAN EVER KNOW!
M Sheep uses chaos emerald to go back to the past
M Sheep: M Sheep left me there
M Sheep: for FIVE MONTHS
---
RubyChao: damn you len
---
Gooper Blooper: Spy, thought you should know
Gooper Blooper: Today I caught Pansage, Panpour, and Pansear and nicknamed them Funky Kong, Diddy Kong, and Leo Luster, respectively
SteelKomodo: XD
M Sheep: Leo Luster had better know Attract
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 93: Call of Duty: Doge
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: HEY GOOPS
Harpy: IS IT COLD OUT THERE
Harpy: ARE YOUR TENTACLES FREEZING OFF
Harpy: IS WIDOW MAKER OKAY
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Gooper Blooper: I named my huntail Achilles
Gooper Blooper: never forget
No: . . .
No: ACHILLES ;-;
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Harpy: .n.
No: ;_;7
---
iDel asked Chatzy to choose between Emeny Within and Dota 2 spirit update. Chatzy chose: Dota 2 spirit update
iDel: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: Putting brick dust across your door is more useful than asking Chatzy
iDel: Hahaha
DerpKomodo: XD
Triple S asked Chatzy to choose between brick dust to the door and asking Chatzy. Chatzy chose: asking Chatzy
Triple S: Well yeah, of course YOU'D say that, Chatzy
Harpy: HEY GOOPS
Harpy: IS IT COLD OUT THERE
Harpy: ARE YOUR TENTACLES FREEZING OFF
Harpy: IS WIDOW MAKER OKAY
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Gooper Blooper: I named my huntail Achilles
Gooper Blooper: never forget
No: . . .
No: ACHILLES ;-;
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Harpy: .n.
No: ;_;7
---
iDel asked Chatzy to choose between Emeny Within and Dota 2 spirit update. Chatzy chose: Dota 2 spirit update
iDel: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: Putting brick dust across your door is more useful than asking Chatzy
iDel: Hahaha
DerpKomodo: XD
Triple S asked Chatzy to choose between brick dust to the door and asking Chatzy. Chatzy chose: asking Chatzy
Triple S: Well yeah, of course YOU'D say that, Chatzy
Sunday, November 24, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 91: I Wanna Ride the Kum Kar
Harpy: ...i want to suggest the TF2 beauty pageant thing to valve as an event
Harpy: because i'm awful
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RubyChao: rain is still one of the most hilarious examples of character development in ZFVIRP imo
Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing
Harpy: don't tell goops
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also how so, chao?
RubyChao: that's not how you spell pit x utsuho :crossarms:
RubyChao: it's just the contrast
SteelKomodo: thanks in advance~
SteelKomodo: pfffft
RubyChao: "and he lets out all of his anger in an assault from the heavens, screaming curses against Red Spy and all he stands for into the sky."
RubyChao: two months later
RubyChao: "The ninja is finally squeeing. God help us."
Harpy: then he gets married
Harpy: oh lawd help me, i might play LoL again
Harpy: OR IF DEL PULLS SOMETHING, HE'LL DRAG ME INTO DOTA2
Harpy: HELP
SteelKomodo: XD- D:
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
Harpy: *flails*
Harpy: then i play timbersaw and all is well
[later]
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing Harpy: don't tell goops
Gooper Blooper: harpy betrayed me :<
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: harpy is wrong
The Deleter: it's jonesybus
The Deleter: THE PAIRINGS WILL TEAR US APART
Harpy: because i'm awful
---
RubyChao: rain is still one of the most hilarious examples of character development in ZFVIRP imo
Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing
Harpy: don't tell goops
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also how so, chao?
RubyChao: that's not how you spell pit x utsuho :crossarms:
RubyChao: it's just the contrast
SteelKomodo: thanks in advance~
SteelKomodo: pfffft
RubyChao: "and he lets out all of his anger in an assault from the heavens, screaming curses against Red Spy and all he stands for into the sky."
RubyChao: two months later
RubyChao: "The ninja is finally squeeing. God help us."
Harpy: then he gets married
Harpy: oh lawd help me, i might play LoL again
Harpy: OR IF DEL PULLS SOMETHING, HE'LL DRAG ME INTO DOTA2
Harpy: HELP
SteelKomodo: XD- D:
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
Harpy: *flails*
Harpy: then i play timbersaw and all is well
[later]
Gooper Blooper: Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing Harpy: don't tell goops
Gooper Blooper: harpy betrayed me :<
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: harpy is wrong
The Deleter: it's jonesybus
The Deleter: THE PAIRINGS WILL TEAR US APART
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 90: Knuckles - The Chuckling
RubyChao: sheep wraps up every single character for the year, working on a lengthy epilogue for each one
RubyChao: he looks at the date when he's done
RubyChao: May 1st, 2014
Jumpropeman: XD
Saberwulf: *sad violin music*
M Sheep: Just when I think I'm out
M Sheep: THEY PUT ME BACK IN
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The Deleter: minecraft modding has reached the point where you now make the machines to make the machines you need to make machines
The Deleter: an ouroboros of whining and mental disorders
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The Deleter: whenever anyone types "wanker" i read it in sniper's voice nowadays
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The Deleter: GO STANLEY
The Deleter: GO WITH GEMMA AND BE A FAMILY MAN
The Deleter: I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
The Deleter: MORE PORT
RubyChao: he looks at the date when he's done
RubyChao: May 1st, 2014
Jumpropeman: XD
Saberwulf: *sad violin music*
M Sheep: Just when I think I'm out
M Sheep: THEY PUT ME BACK IN
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The Deleter: minecraft modding has reached the point where you now make the machines to make the machines you need to make machines
The Deleter: an ouroboros of whining and mental disorders
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The Deleter: whenever anyone types "wanker" i read it in sniper's voice nowadays
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The Deleter: GO STANLEY
The Deleter: GO WITH GEMMA AND BE A FAMILY MAN
The Deleter: I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
The Deleter: MORE PORT
Friday, November 8, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 88: Jumpropeman Makes Spy's Day
Lateberwulf: Did you know hippo sweat is pink?
Lateberwulf: Other animal protips: Cows produce 100 liters of saliva a day. Eels are dark because they tan too much. The lemurs on the island of Madagascar have 2 tongues. And my favorite, a Koala's appendix is about 2 meters long.
Lateberwulf: A talking bean that looks like a dog taught me those
Lateberwulf: Did you know I can control the muscles in my eyeballs and make them rapidly shake in place? It's a great way to freak people out
Lateberwulf: Carrots has these: good Health and okay taste
Lateberwulf: You know, when I'm in my forties and a published author, I'm gonna be in an interview for the newest Hubverse MMO and in the middle of a discussion on adapting the setting I'll remember this
Lateberwulf: "So one of the things I'm personally excited about is the merchant class. Obviously, we're using David Wulf as an archetype—FUCKING HELL"
Lateberwulf: Kotaku will never speak to me again
Lateberwulf: Why the fuck am I awake good night
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The Deleter: "AC is one of the greatest and most respected games of all time, and now whenever you go to that subforum there's a thread about Charmander penises stickied at the top."
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The Deleter: also the badger went for £25 which is about $40-50 i guess
The Deleter: i make bill gates look like an amateur
Saberwulf: Goddamn fifty fuckin' dollars for a 3d fire rat
The Deleter: talk shit get paid
SteelKomodo: Oh hey everyone!
Harpy: SK, from behind
Saberwulf: Hey there SK
The Deleter: hey sk
The Deleter: i sold the badgerrrr
The Deleter: rrr
The Deleter: r
SteelKomodo: you did, well done!
Harpy: its christmas in britain apparently
Harpy: watch as Del gets another badger to sell
Harpy: and another
Harpy: and another
Saberwulf: In twenty years, Del looks down at his kids. "Daddy, how'd you get so much cash?" "Sellin' badgers you little fucks"
The Deleter: i am the badgerlord
The Deleter: you must approach me to get a badger
The Deleter: and it ain't cheap you fucks
Harpy: i ain't payin 50 dollar for no badger
Lateberwulf: Other animal protips: Cows produce 100 liters of saliva a day. Eels are dark because they tan too much. The lemurs on the island of Madagascar have 2 tongues. And my favorite, a Koala's appendix is about 2 meters long.
Lateberwulf: A talking bean that looks like a dog taught me those
Lateberwulf: Did you know I can control the muscles in my eyeballs and make them rapidly shake in place? It's a great way to freak people out
Lateberwulf: Carrots has these: good Health and okay taste
Lateberwulf: You know, when I'm in my forties and a published author, I'm gonna be in an interview for the newest Hubverse MMO and in the middle of a discussion on adapting the setting I'll remember this
Lateberwulf: "So one of the things I'm personally excited about is the merchant class. Obviously, we're using David Wulf as an archetype—FUCKING HELL"
Lateberwulf: Kotaku will never speak to me again
Lateberwulf: Why the fuck am I awake good night
---
The Deleter: "AC is one of the greatest and most respected games of all time, and now whenever you go to that subforum there's a thread about Charmander penises stickied at the top."
---
The Deleter: also the badger went for £25 which is about $40-50 i guess
The Deleter: i make bill gates look like an amateur
Saberwulf: Goddamn fifty fuckin' dollars for a 3d fire rat
The Deleter: talk shit get paid
SteelKomodo: Oh hey everyone!
Harpy: SK, from behind
Saberwulf: Hey there SK
The Deleter: hey sk
The Deleter: i sold the badgerrrr
The Deleter: rrr
The Deleter: r
SteelKomodo: you did, well done!
Harpy: its christmas in britain apparently
Harpy: watch as Del gets another badger to sell
Harpy: and another
Harpy: and another
Saberwulf: In twenty years, Del looks down at his kids. "Daddy, how'd you get so much cash?" "Sellin' badgers you little fucks"
The Deleter: i am the badgerlord
The Deleter: you must approach me to get a badger
The Deleter: and it ain't cheap you fucks
Harpy: i ain't payin 50 dollar for no badger
Wednesday, November 6, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 87: Schrodinger's Buttsephine
RubyChao: ...aaaaa HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT
RubyChao: sho RYU KEN
Gooper Blooper: OH GOD
Gooper Blooper: MY MIND IS MELTING
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Gooper Blooper: Broadcaster bazza87: You named a Pokemon Bazza? What is it?
shoenin: Hawlucha
belmontlegend: Hell yeah
icicle7x3: Of course
Mod thetoh: Fair enough
sirpainsalot: perfect
takingadoomp: nice
Broadcaster bazza87: Hah
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RubyChao: grumps
Harpy: Game Grumps confirmed for pogey trainers
SteelKomodo: #HeyImGrump
Harpy: does that mean Del is not so grump?
SteelKomodo: I would probably indeed be the grump one :U
The Deleter: i am indeed not so grump
The Deleter: AAAAAAND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS
RubyChao: so who's the replacement grump
SteelKomodo: probably goops or spy
RedSpy: Goops for Danny, me for Ross
RubyChao: sho RYU KEN
Gooper Blooper: OH GOD
Gooper Blooper: MY MIND IS MELTING
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Gooper Blooper: Broadcaster bazza87: You named a Pokemon Bazza? What is it?
shoenin: Hawlucha
belmontlegend: Hell yeah
icicle7x3: Of course
Mod thetoh: Fair enough
sirpainsalot: perfect
takingadoomp: nice
Broadcaster bazza87: Hah
---
RubyChao: grumps
Harpy: Game Grumps confirmed for pogey trainers
SteelKomodo: #HeyImGrump
Harpy: does that mean Del is not so grump?
SteelKomodo: I would probably indeed be the grump one :U
The Deleter: i am indeed not so grump
The Deleter: AAAAAAND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS
RubyChao: so who's the replacement grump
SteelKomodo: probably goops or spy
RedSpy: Goops for Danny, me for Ross
Thursday, October 10, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 80: And That's How Sarah Ate the Universe
Harpy: HEY SPY GUESS WHO MADE MYTHOLOGY
RedSpy: YES YES YES
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Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass
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RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST
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The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada
RedSpy: YES YES YES
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Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass
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RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST
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The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada
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