Showing posts with label Atari 2600. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Atari 2600. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 29, 2026

GB's Game Reviews: 2025-2026 Edition



This year's top story in GB video gaming: The return of the Sega Genesis.

The Atari 2600 was the console that got me started in the world of video games, but the Genesis was the console to truly solidify a lifelong love of the medium in me. Longtime readers know my story with the Genesis already, but to sum it up in one sentence, my mom got one sometime in 1993 after our Atari stopped working, it was my main console for the entirety of the rest of the decade until I became a Game Boy Color owner for Christmas 2000, and I've adored video games ever since. In recent years, our Genesis collection was mostly inaccessible, partly due to the cartridges beginning to fail and partly due to migrating to modern TVs that the Genesis couldn't connect to. I was still able to play some of our old favorites due to them getting modern ports on the Switch, such as the Sonic games, Castlevania Bloodlines, and Streets Of Rage 2, but many others remained off-limits unless I wanted to emulate, and these days I usually only emulate to play things like fan translations and rom hacks that aren't accessible any other way. In February 2026, though, I had some money saved up and decided to splurge on a solution, buying a clone console called the Mega Retron HD that can connect to modern TVs right out of the box and also picking up a flash cart to replace the legions of old cartridges that refuse to boot. I love physical media, but it's not the cure-all to game preservation that some people say it is. Carts fail and die eventually, and they'll only get rarer and rarer as the supply of 35-year-old plastic carts steadily dwindles, making secondhand market prices skyrocket and making old games on cartridges nearly as inaccessible as delisted digital titles. But I do love the feeling of playing games on the TV with a controller, so the flash cart was a happy medium. Plus, the one I bought came with hundreds of games pre-loaded onto the included micro SD card, meaning I was free to try just about any game in the Genesis library, removing the barrier to entry that downloading all that stuff myself presented. With the help of the Mega Retron HD and the flash cart, I began revisiting some old favorites and trying a few new games as well.

But the Mega Retron HD wasn't the only "new" console to join the family this past year. There was also a little indie thing called the Switch 2 that rolled into town. I've played a handful of Switch 2 games in the past year, all of them major releases like Donkey Kong Bananza and Pokemon Legends ZA. I mostly like the Switch 2, with the improved game performance and faster loading being one of my favorite things about it. I'm at the point where I'd much rather have smooth, clean, fast-loading games than ones that look a little prettier in screenshots. That said, I do see why some people complain that it doesn't feel like a huge jump from the Switch 1. This is a simple evolution, not a complete reinvention, and that's okay. I didn't want gimmicks anyway, just games (The Switch 2's mouse mode could not possibly be less exciting to me, and I frequently forget it even exists).

I've also continued the trend I began a couple years ago of replaying old games, even ones I'd already completed. Some of those games were reviewed by me many years ago, others I never reviewed properly, but in every case I wrote something up and added them to the post.

Lastly, I think this year's blog sports the highest average length of a review. I didn't play a ton of different games this last year (there are 28 reviews here in total), but I had plenty to say about most of the ones that I did play, resulting in a very long blog. Enjoy!

Tuesday, April 30, 2024

GB's Game Reviews, 2023-2024 Edition

What a year for gaming it's been for me! I'm used to playing games only in limited fits and starts during the warmer months of the year, as ZFRP ends up consuming a lot of the time I'd otherwise be using to play. However, things were different this time. For the first time in a long time, I found the energy and motivation to keep playing new games continuously throughout Season 13 of RP, and as a result of that (plus other factors like continued trips to Funspot and playing several compilations full of quick new additions to the blog) I played dozens of games this year. In fact, this might be an all-time record for me!

It felt good to get my bad experience with Mechstermination Force out of my system in last year's post, so I will be including a few more reviews in this post of games I played but didn't finish if I have something to say about the experience, positive or otherwise. (Xenoblade fans, I am sorry.) This time the reviews are in roughly the order I played the games, so things kind of hop around at times, but at other times you'll see a bunch of Mario, Sonic, or TMNT games clustered together as I stuck with a franchise for a bit.

With that out of the way, I hope you enjoy the largest GB game review blogpost ever!

Saturday, August 16, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 146: Shrine Maiden Throttles Game Developer

RubyChao: every time dr. nerique says his full name, without fail
RubyChao: some sort of loud noise blocks it out
RubyChao: and all you catch is nerique
M Sheep: and by loud noise
M Sheep: we mean Grendel
M Sheep: but, no, I really like that idea
RubyChao: "Ah, welcome. I'm your colleague, Dr.-" "HELLO!!!!" "-Nerique."
RubyChao: "What was that?"
RubyChao: "Oh, sorry. Dr.-" "IT IS VERY NICE TO MEET YOU!!!" "-Nerique."
RubyChao: how does grendel constantly pick exactly that moment to interrupt?
RubyChao: we may never know
M Sheep: because Grendel is always talking
RubyChao: (people try to read nerique's lips but they just can't make it out for some reason)

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M Sheep: Grendel probably has Tiberius in the back room
M Sheep: hiding him from Glass
M Sheep: "CAN WE KEEP H-"
M Sheep: "No."
M Sheep: "BUT HE FOLLOWED ME-"
M Sheep: "No he didn't"
Draco: Tiberius is off leading his double life: captain of the Starship Enterprise.
RubyChao: i kind of want to see keiran Meet the Team
RubyChao: just for his reaction
RubyChao: "So who's next?" "Nobody."
RubyChao: "Nobody?" "You've met our entire staff."
RubyChao: "...That's it?" "Yup."

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Melody: I was reading chatzy madness
Melody: that line about how Silence the mute mastodon would probably want a puny timid guy for her boyfriend
Melody: and rereading that, my brain shouted "SILENCE X GLASS"
M Sheep: Ahahahaha

Sunday, December 29, 2013

GB's Vidya 2013: Year In Review

Last year I made the twenty-one post series "GB's 100 Games", wherein I gave short writeups of 100 games I had beaten that I considered to be good or better. Since then, I've beaten over a dozen more video games. I've decided to make a sequel of sorts to 100 Games in the form of a "Year In Review" that gives writeups on every game I beat this year. In addition to that, I'll be putting the games in a rough ranking. Remember, the game can be released in any year, and I can first acquire the game in any year - as long as I first finished the game in 2013, it qualifies for the list.

First, however, to get them out of the way...

Unranked: A Horde of Atari Games
Trying to place all the new Atari 2600 games I played this year would be far too difficult. It's hard enough ranking such old games alongside modern ones as it is - with this many, it'd just be a pain and the list would be littered with them, so they all get shoved here.

Games in bold were played on an actual Atari 2600 with a cartridge. Games in italics were played on my Atari Flashback plug-and-play system.

Atari Climber - A game similar in some respects to Donkey Kong. You must climb from the bottom of the stage to the top, avoiding hazards and scoring points.

Atlantis - You control three cannons and try to shoot down flying ships that want to bomb your city. The cannons cannot aim or move, so timing is literally everything. Nice graphics for the 2600.

Demon Attack - A very similar game to Phoenix. Demon Attack is a static shooter in which you fight wave after wave of "demons". They come in many shapes, but they mostly behave the same.

Dragonfire - In this medieval quest, you alternate between two screens. The first screen is about jumping over and ducking under fireballs to reach a castle. Once there, you gather treasure for points while dodging the attacks of an angry dragon.

Off the Wall - I've never been good at Breakout-type games. Off the Wall is not an exception.

Secret Quest - One of the rare games on Atari that cries out for instructions. I can't give this Zeldaesque game a fair shake because I didn't know what to do a few levels in.

Space Jockey - Space Jockey is hurt by technical limitations - only three enemies are onscreen at once, making the game far too dull. A difficulty option to make the enemies move randomly may help your experience somewhat.

Video Checkers - Not sure how I'm supposed to win. The computer seems to counter my every move. Then again, I don't play much checkers.

Video Chess - Same problem - the computer consistently outfoxed me even on the lowest difficulty. I played chess a lot back in elementary school, and I don't remember being this bad at it.

Yar's Revenge - One of the strongest Atari games I've played. Yar's is more complicated than most Atari games, but it can be figured out pretty quickly, and it's a lot of fun. Once upon a time I had a Game Boy Color version of this game, but I wasn't any good at it and wound up selling the cartridge in a yard sale.

Monday, January 21, 2013

GB's 100 Games: 70-66


I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR Edition.

All five games in today's group are older titles I played for the first time years after they were made, either as very late purchases or in collections. In one case I played a game three full decades after its' release!

Let's get this wagon train a-rolling.

Thursday, January 17, 2013

GB's 100 Games: 90-86

 
Time now for another five entries in GB's 100 Games. Lots of crusty old classics here, and while some may be familiar, others are a bit more obscure...

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Chatzy Madness Volume 22: Stella's Zoofights Fanfiction

GB: So last night I played another one of my shiny new old Atari games
Saberwulf: Nice
GB: This one's called Mouse Trap
SteelKomodo: ooh
RedSpy: D:
GB: You have to avoid enemies and eat all the dots in the maze
GB: totally not pac-man guys
RedSpy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ0ko4zess4
SteelKomodo: ...pffffffft
GB: Actually there are a couple huge differences
GB: See, you're a mouse, and the dots are cheese
GB: Or at least they're supposed to be cheese
GB: And you're pursued by three cats instead of four ghosts
GB: If you hold down the fire button the whole maze transforms
GB: The reason I brought up Mouse Trap is because of this http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Kracko/Decorated%20images/MouseTrapMaxScore1.jpg
GB: I guess that means I won
Saberwulf: Haha
Saberwulf: Nice
GB: it's not a very hard game
SteelKomodo: yesssss
RedSpy: Wait what?
GB: max score bitches
RedSpy: Holy shi-
GB: http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a135/Kracko/Decorated%20images/MouseTrapMaxScore2.jpg
GB: See, I nabbed one more dot and it rolled over
GB: Activating the "power pellets" whenever you want really helps
GB: You don't use them as soon as you touch them
RedSpy: That's OP

Thursday, November 1, 2012

Chatzy Madness Volume 21: The Air-Sea Battle Button Masher

GB: So I got my package
GB: 6 more thirty-year-old games, whoo
SteelKomodo: woot!
GB: And as a special bonus
GB: One of them has what must be the worst AI of all time
SteelKomodo: ooh, do tell
GB: Air-Sea Battle was made in 1977
GB: and it shows
GB: It was a launch title for the Atari
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: oh boy
GB: It was intended to be played two-player
GB: There's 27 minigames total, with like 7 different themes and the rest are variations
SteelKomodo: ah
GB: Most of these minigames are two-player only, like the default one where the players control two anti-air cannons and try to shoot down more planes than their opponent
GB: However, there's an option to play the anti-air game with the AI
GB: The AI is the exact equivalent of a guy hammering on the fire button as fast as he can without moving the joystick
SteelKomodo: D:<
GB: It doesn't aim, it just fires constantly
GB: But since the default cannon position is diagonally upward
GB: it can still hit planes
GB: Final score was 20-14
GB: (I was the 20)
SteelKomodo: welp
SteelKomodo: that is literally worse than Rise of the Robots A.I.
SteelKomodo: (never played Rise of the Robots, thank god)
GB: The only AI I can think of that might be worse is Big Rigs
SteelKomodo: oh lawd Big Rigs
GB: At least you can still actually lose to the Air-Sea Battle Button Masher
GB: But in Big Rigs, you're always winner

Friday, October 26, 2012

Chatzy Madness Volume 20: They Fight Crime

TheDeleter: so an incredibly long chain of panic has caused all of my xcom soldiers to murder every alien on screen
TheDeleter: meanwhile my sniper at the back just facepalms
Saberwulf: Hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Team K.o.B. - they kick ass even when panicking
SteelKomodo: and Santos is the only sane guy
TheDeleter: that's XCOM!

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GB: Let the record show that I will always suck at Donkey Kong no matter what system it is on

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GB: You know what's wonderful? Atari game manuals.
GB: "How many of you out there have always longed to be a pinball wizard? It's a good bet that some of the places you had to go to play a game of pinball weren't the most comfortable for you. Well, relax. Since you were wise enough to invest in this ATARI (r) VIDEO PINBALL TM Game Program TM, you'll never have to worry about being at places with that kind of unsavoury atmosphere again."
GB: "VIDEO PINBALL has the challenge and the excitement of standard pinball games, and it doesn't have any idea what a quarter is. So not only are you spared the unpleasant task of stuffing quarters into hungry machines, you have the comfort and the well-being of your home. What more could a pinball enthusiast ask for? And as for you pinball wizards, don't think you can master this one lickety-split. It'll be a while before your wiz rating is restored and in full swing."
SteelKomodo: pfffffft wat
GB: "Just in case you're a pinball rookie, there's only one thing you need to know. You're going to love it. You may have stayed away from the more traditional places of pinball habitation in the past, but now you're going to see why so many other people have gone goofy with "pinball madness". As a matter of fact, you'll probably catch the fever yourself within about 20 minutes."
GB: "So take a deep breath, turn up the stereo, and jump right into VIDEO PINBALL. One more thing. Better get yourself a piggy bank for all those quarters you're going to save."
RedSpy: Game manuals today
RedSpy: "THANK YOU FOR BUYING HAVE SOME ADS"
RedSpy: "ALSO THE CONTROL STICK MOVES, YA GOBSHITE"
GB: And then you actually turn on VIDEO PINBALL
GB: And you get this
GB: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEuNpdB_3E0
SteelKomodo: to be fair
SteelKomodo: that is how most of my pinball games go
GB: Oh yeah, I understand the limitations of the time, I just love how they talk it up
TheDeleter: that's hilarious
TheDeleter: like
TheDeleter: the ball touches the flippers maybe once or twice
GB: If you toggle the difficulty switch on the console two more holes open up!
GB: BETTER WATCH OUT
TheDeleter: oh god!
TheDeleter: that's too many nooooo
TheDeleter: how will i ever cope?

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Chatzy Madness Volume 19: Sparkle Sparkle Neigh

Cornwind Evil: THE DOCTOR
Cornwind Evil: HIS NAME IS THE DOCTOR
Cornwind Evil: DOCTOR WHO IS THE NAME OF THE SHOW
Erebus: Who?
Cornwind Evil: JUST THE SHOW
Saberwulf: DOCTOR WHO?
Cornwind Evil: RARGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH​HHH
Erebus: Doctor what?
Saberwulf: They totally made that joke again in the season finale
Saberwulf: it was fantastic

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RedSpy: TANGWHAUP
Cornwind Evil: ...Tangwhaup?
RedSpy: Its a whimbrel. A type of bird
RedSpy: Goops searched the entire english language
Saberwulf: Holy shit TANGWHAUP is a word

Friday, October 5, 2012

Chatzy Madness Volume 17: I Bought A Lightbulb Today

TheDeleter: I'd so play Paladin Donkey Kong
TheDeleter: slaying fools for the banana god
SteelKomodo: yessss
GB: "Mmm, bananas"
Erebus: "LAWFUL BANANA"
TheDeleter: Lay on hands? fuck that, eat this banana
TheDeleter: full recovery bitches
Erebus: Lay on Potassium
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: Smiting would come naturally to DK

Friday, October 14, 2011

Gaming Retrospective (Part 1)

Let's take a look into my childhood... specifically, the birth of my hobby of video games. Video games have in large part shaped a lot of my online behavior, directing me to certain sites and learning certain things. Who knows what I might have done had I taken a different path, played different games on different systems, or not played at all?

My first video game system was an Atari 2600. This ancient wood-paneled box is basically an antique nowadays, and it's a good deal older than I am. I have some foggy memories of playing it as a toddler of about three years old. We had Pac-Man and Circus Atari, but the one I always played was Space Invaders. I claim that Space Invaders was my first ever video game, and even if it wasn't it was the one that made me love video games. It's funny, though - we definitely had an Atari 2600, but the original arcade version resonates with me better than the Atari 2600 version, which has drastically different-looking graphics. I'll chalk it up to weird childhood memory blurriness.

So anyway, one fine day my little toddler self is blasting some aliens when the unthinkable happens - the system shuts down. To this day I don't know what happened, but the Atari broke somehow. My best guess is that it got clogged with dust or something, and back then my family didn't know how to clean a video game system. The Atari never worked again, and being four years old I bawled my eyes out. But there was a solution - I was going to get a new video game system as a birthday present, because fortunately my birthday was only a few weeks away when the Atari gave up the ghost.

My parents didn't know about any hot new games that everyone was buzzing about those days, so they met with my (significantly older than me) cousins and asked "What's the best video game system available?" They answered Sega Genesis.

Now, the Genesis and me, we were tight. I loved the crap out of that thing from the moment I got it. It came into my possession on my fifth birthday with Sonic the Hedgehog 2 as a pack-in title. Also, in a great moment of derp, my dad added a second game to the package: Davis Cup Tennis. Thus began my long and proud history of not giving a crap about sports games.

Not long after getting the Genesis, it was determined that we needed more games. My mother and I headed off to Ames, a now-sadly-defunct department store chain, and picked up three new games: Super Street Fighter 2, Ms. Pac-Man, and Chuck Rock II: Son of Chuck. A while later, game six - Socket - was added. Fortunately (considering the high price of video games even back then), all four became classics in my home, and my mom was able to join in for the first two. I have fond memories of watching my mom and dad slug it out in Street Fighter, and she loved Ms. Pac-Man so much that she regularly played it by herself. In a way, she also helped in Chuck Rock II - there's a button-mashing minigame about five levels in, and I always had her try it because I was terrible at button-mashing.

The Sega Genesis remained top dog in my home for a long time. It helped that as late as 1998 new Genesis games were being made and old ones still had room on retail shelves. I added to my collection right up until 1999 or so, and just as the Genesis finally began to fade, there was one thing that drove me to get a new video game system. You may be able to figure it out, but I'll elaborate next time when I continue this gaming retrospective.

For all of my systems I'll give some recommendations of some favorite games of mine. I'll be mixing it up a little with both classic popular games and some lesser-known ones that I found deserved more attention.

GB's Genesis Favorites:
Sonic the Hedgehog 2
Sonic 3 and Knuckles
Streets of Rage 2
Super Street Fighter 2: The New Challengers
Toejam and Earl
Contra: Hard Corps
VectorMan
Chuck Rock and Chuck Rock II
Socket