RubyChao: "The official forum search system is offline at the moment. This is a temporary search until the official system returns." fun fact: invisionfree has said this for well
RubyChao: about seven years now
RubyChao: good job guys
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RubyChao: don't go looking for sites you haven't seen in years
RubyChao: you'll feel old
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Gooper Blooper: fakeangelbr: RIP WWE 13, YOU LIVED AS YOU DIED, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT
Gooper Blooper: e_tap: YEAH, RIP
SteelKomodo: it died as it lived - glitching through table-san
Gooper Blooper: Here lies WWE 13. It loaded slow and died a virgin.
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EscapeeSpy: Gloria for WVGCW
EscapeeSpy: Give her Brodus Clay's entrance, Osh and Garland replacing the Funkadactyls
EscapeeSpy: (Don't do this that's an awful idea)
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Gloria for ZFRP 2014
EscapeeSpy: Gloria for Triple B 2014?
Gooper Blooper: that is a possibility spy
Gooper Blooper: If only because I know she'd get plenty of votes
Gooper Blooper: >.>
EscapeeSpy: *OSH INTENSIFIES*
EscapeeSpy: *ZEPH sorta gets dragged into the fight I guess*
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(Cornwind enters Sine into Drown Yer Mates III)
Cornwind Evil: it's Christmas
Cornwind Evil: Why not give Del a Christmas gift
Gooper Blooper: I assure you, CW, Del is already enjoying your gift
Del: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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EscapeeSpy: So
EscapeeSpy: I should eat soon probably right?
SteelKomodo: pffffft
SteelKomodo: yeah, you probs should
Gooper Blooper: I can't imagine working on homework and such while hungry is terribly productive
Gooper Blooper: Eating takes the same amount of time regardless of when you do it, so best to do it when needed
EscapeeSpy: You'd be surprised of how good motivation it i-
EscapeeSpy: Fuck that's logic right there
EscapeeSpy: Alrighty then bbs fud
Del: fuds
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Del: WOOP WOOP WOOP
Del: THE CHATZY MADNESS ALARM GOES OFF IN MY ROOM
Del: TO THE INTERNET
Gooper Blooper: The Pairing Sensor, the Chatzy Madness Alarm, and of course the ButtScan
Gooper Blooper: collect them all to enhance your ZFRP experience
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Saberwulf joined the chat
Saberwulf: hagh
RubyChao: hey wulf
SteelDoge: eyo wulf
Saberwulf: I've run out of other noises to make upon entrance
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RedSpy: In case anyone else was still in the dark, Pokemon Bank is open in North America the 27th.
RedSpy: What? NO D: <
RedSpy: . . . Oh wait, Dec 27th
RedSpy: Okay good I still have time
RedSpy: . . . Wait why did I think November 27th it isn't even November
RedSpy has just proven he cannot prain
RedSpy: . . . *brain
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I remembered the date
Gooper Blooper: I haven't been playing pogeys at all
Gooper Blooper: Just been waiting to finally get that dang app
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
RedSpy: Pokebank comes out
RedSpy: Goops accidentally downloads the WWE App instead
SteelKomodo: D:
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Gong Squad: so you guys aren't gonna believe this
Gong Squad: but the exiled leader of thailan, who is currently the target of anti-government protests in bangkok
Gong Squad: is called Thaksin Shinawatra
Gong Squad: i know this is a very serious and important issue, however
Gong Squad: RUINED
SteelKomodo: Tak-Sin no D:
Saberwulf: hahaha
Gong Squad: trying to puppet the country through his sister seems like his style
SteelKomodo: but where's Captain Morgan in all this?
RedSpy: . . . D:
SteelKomodo: "Yarr ;_;"
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Gooper Blooper: "Scientists from the University of Oxford and Churchill Hospital in the United Kingdom have discovered that women with larger than average butts are not only increasingly intelligent, but also resistant to chronic illnesses."
Gooper Blooper: so that's why celestia is so smart
SteelKomodo: *insert dirk joke here*
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Gooper Blooper: sciencejoe: VGCW needs a hero. That hero is...Strong Bad #CrapfullyYours
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Gooper Blooper: COLE MINERS
Gong Squad: "I'll do my best not to punch you in the face"
Gong Squad: COMMENTATOR CIVIL WAR
Gooper Blooper: I really don't understand why that line is in the game
Gooper Blooper: It's like a leftover from 2011 when Cole was a heel and King was a face so they fought all the time
Gooper Blooper: but it's new for 2K14
Gong Squad: hahaha
Gong Squad: legacy lines
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RedSpy: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Frostivus
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RedSpy redraws Goops summoning circle
RedSpy: help me spread the salt circle
RedSpy: . . . Or would summoning Goops require a sugar circle
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Strong Squad: yeah, sugar
Strong Squad: woop
Strong Squad: it worked
Strong Squad: nice going spy
SteelKomodo: woot!
RedSpy: Yay, it worked!
RedSpy parties hard
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Gooper Blooper: I didn't play any Final Fantasy yesterday so I made sure to right that wrong today
RedSpy: XD
Gooper Blooper: the sarahkin braved Tiamat's sky fortress
Gooper Blooper: You can get through that dungeon in no time flat but it took a while because I wanted to take all the detours and get mad loot
Gooper Blooper: Gloria got a shield so now she can play bullfighter with Sarah using their magical capes
RedSpy: XD Awesome
Gooper Blooper: Now, the thing about Tiamat is that she's clearly supposed to be the last fiend you fight
Gooper Blooper: Her stats are better, her dungeon is ominous with a unique theme, and a computer you can examine says "ANALYZING TIAMAT... NO KNOWN WEAKNESS"
RedSpy: To be fair, she probably demanded Celestia build her the Egoputer
RedSpy: "NOW HAVE IT TELL ME I'M PRETTY OR I'LL EAT YOUR CHILDREN"
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RedSpy: Our potential 5 survivors can be drawn from the amazing pool of Cut Man, The Soldier, Eren from Attack on Titan, the SHSL Swordswoman from Dangan Ronpa 2, a character Harpy is working on, John Cena, and now Sarah
RedSpy: Oh, and Gaston
Gooper Blooper: >the fourth character
Gooper Blooper: GEE I WONDER WHO SUBMITTED THAT ONE
SteelKomodo: NO-ONE SHOOTS ZOMBIES LIKE GASTON
Gooper Blooper: HMMMMM
RubyChao: :iiam:
SteelKomodo: if I'd known you'd throw John Cena in, Spy, I'd have picked CM Punk instead of Cut Man :U
Gooper Blooper: Cut Man Punk
SteelKomodo: ...amazing, goops
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Gooper Blooper: >A Binding of Isaac Let's Play labeled "Episode 650"
Gooper Blooper: >it's 56 minutes long
RedSpy: Is it Northernwhateverhisnameis
Gooper Blooper: Northernlion
RedSpy: Yeah, that guy IS Isaac pretty much
RedSpy: It permeates his very soul
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Strong Squad: is it possible for intensifying to intensify
Gooper 2600: I don't see why not
Strong Squad: thus causing an exponential loop of intensification
Strong Squad: free and clean energy for all gifs of shaky closeups
RedSpy intensispies
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Gooper 2600: >DYM
Gooper 2600: >still no harpy, chao, or wulf
Gooper 2600: ;~;
RedSpy: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give Chao
Gooper 2600: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give SAMM1C4L
RedSpy: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give me the butter
Gooper 2600: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give it all you got
RedSpy: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ give peace a chance
RedSpy changed name to ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Oh my god it worked
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Cornwind Evil: And now Ryback and Curtis Axel are a tag team
Cornwind Evil: Guess their tag team name
Gooper 2600: PERFECT MEAT
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: NEPTUNEMEAT
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No
Cornwind Evil: It's 'Rybaxel'
Cornwind Evil: .....yes. I am serious.
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Boo
Cornwind Evil: That is what Cole said it was
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Boo tag team name
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Boo
SteelKomodo: boo this name
SteelKomodo: it's like the CGNU Dumples, they were probably really hungry and tired when they came up with it
Gooper 2600: that's glorious
Gooper 2600: Blants
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Cornwind Evil: Huh
Cornwind Evil: Metal Man was the first robot Dr. Wily ever built
Cornwind Evil: But Air Man was the second
Gooper 2600: Yeah, that's Spy canon
Gooper 2600: Zephyrus mentioned a few times Metal Man was the leader because he was the oldest
Gooper 2600: And he was second-in-command because he was second-oldest
Cornwind Evil: And Bubble Man was third
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Pretty much, Goops
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ: Then Bubble Man bucked that trend by being awful *SHOT*
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Prong Squad joined the chat
Prong Squad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8MMU7MaKkk
Prong Squad left the chat
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: YOU'LL SEE HIS FACE ON EVERY MAGAZINE
Gooper Blooper: Well, assuming you actually see magazines these days
Gooper Blooper: kinda have to go out of your way
Gooper Blooper left the chat
Britannica joined the chat
Britannica: :<
Britannica left the chat
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Prong Squad: skeleton king cancelled christmas
Prong Squad: also he got removed from the game
Prong Squad: :<
RubyChao: noooo D:
SteelKomodo: ...del what happened D:
Cornwind Evil: Beg pardon?
SteelKomodo: as in out-of-lore wise
Prong Squad: he's been literally pulled out of the game
Prong Squad: for "pressing ceremonial reasons"
Prong Squad: he can't be picked
Prong Squad: if they've redesigned him to make him avoid blizzard copyrights i'm going to be so mad
Prong Squad: so so so mad
Prong Squad: i just bought a cosmetic set for him and everything
Prong Squad: YOU CAN'T TAKE MY BONES AWAY GABEN
SteelKomodo: D:
Prong Squad: YOU CAN'T ;_;
Prong Squad: i have literally never been more scared for a fictional character in my life
Prong Squad: is
Prong Squad: is this how the ninja turtle fans felt when michael bay said he was doing the new movie
Prong Squad: i know it's irrational but
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M Sheep: I once idly contemplated An Alicemas Carol
M Sheep: It didn't end well
RubyChao: alice's heart shrank three sizes that day
M Sheep: I still have the scars
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SteelKomodo: guys, I just had the best VGCW vs. WWE idea that only CW will get
SteelKomodo: Red vs CM Punk.: "I hate this idea that you're "the very best, like no-one ever was". Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world."
Goops McMahon: haw
SAVE OUR SKELETONS wildly applauds sk
SAVE OUR SKELETONS gives sk a standing ovation
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(Red appears in VGCW)
Goops McMahon: AND BUSINESS HAS JUST PICKED UP
Triple S: Red is a scrawny indie geek, Goops
Triple S: He isn't best for business
SteelKomodo takes cover from CW
Triple S: Now GIEF. HE'S business picking up!
Triple S drops gimmick now that I finally got to zoom in on the word business
Triple S changed name to RedSpy
Cornwind Evil: I'm going to pick YOU up and drop you off a cliff if you don't SHUT up
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RubyChao: fun fact
M Sheep: GOTTA GO FAAAAAA
M Sheep: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
M Sheep: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
M Sheep: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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SAVE OUR SKELETONS: http://i.imgur.com/RmNU2LF.jpg
Goops McMahon: jonesyboners
SAVE OUR SKELETONS: oh god goops remembered
SAVE OUR SKELETONS: i think that may have been the silliest thing i ever typed into chat to this day
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Goops McMahon: Broadcaster bazza87: You will never hear my glorious british singing voice
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RubyChao: i can't wait for year 4, when someone builds a completely mechanical tiamat
RubyChao: the ride never ends
Goops McMahon: I did sneak a quick Tiamat mention into the Chaos fight
Goops McMahon: had to keep the gag going
RedSpy: We still need one more fiend from FF4
Cornwind Evil: Sine: WHY DID YOU THINK WE NEEDED A MECHANICAL MULTIHEAD DRAGON.
RubyChao: eventually the only major sarah-related character is tiamat
RubyChao: ...*skeiron
RubyChao: and tiamat returns to take vengeance upon him
RubyChao: (although it works the other way too)
Goops McMahon: Tiamat main character 2018
SteelKomodo: Carol: Giant multiheaded robot dragons are awesome D:
RedSpy: Tiamat vs. Osh every year
Cornwind Evil: Sine: BUT IT GOT POSSESSED BY AN ANGRY GHOST.
SteelKomodo: Carol: I DIDN'T KNOW GHOSTS COULD DO THAT D:
Cornwind Evil: Sine:...wait, did you built in a shutdown switch?
RubyChao: of course if tiamat returns in year 4 heaven and hell are practically obligated to fight her
RubyChao: it's their thing :V
Mickey Cantor: calcio would probably fight robot tiamat for the sake of it
Mickey Cantor: *calico
Mickey Cantor: "AMAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
SteelKomodo: Carol: Of course! Why wouldn't I put one in? What do you think I am, crazy? :P
SteelKomodo: ...XD
Cornwind Evil: Sine: Great! Use it! Then the ghost has no body!
RubyChao: AND THEN TIAMAT POSSESSED SINE
RubyChao: PLOT TWISTS
Goops McMahon: And then Tiamat sings I Ain't Got Nobody
Goops McMahon: and we just go completely off the rails
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: Sine: NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!
Goops McMahon: Bazza says he "tried everything" to unlock Rain
SteelKomodo: ...pffffffffffft
Goops McMahon: obviously he has to use Strength on the truck
RubyChao: silly goops, that's just a myth
RubyChao: he needs to get into bill's secret garden
Goops McMahon: BUT THEN WHY IS THE TRUCK THERE
Goops McMahon: WHY
RubyChao: because under the truck is
RubyChao: IS
RubyChao: IIIIS
RubyChao drops dead.
RedSpy rips out soul, implants into RC
Goops McMahon: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give TRUCK
RubyChao: Hello friends, I am RubySpy
RubyChao: It is nice to meet you all
Goops McMahon: Oh great, which set of presents are you supposed to get
Cornwind Evil: Sine: *kicks Tiamat into Red Spy's body* THERE.
RedSpy: All
Cornwind Evil: Sine: A NICE EMPTY SHELL FOR YOU.
Mickey Cantor: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give SKELETON KING
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Spyvahkiin: Mac baby
Spyvahkiin: Join the Nintendo Fun Club today!
Goops McMahon: what's your favorite club nintendo reward? mine's chocolate
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Sarong Squad: you know how they found that any webpage is within ten clicks of each other?
SteelKomodo: oh?
Sarong Squad: i hypothesise that you can reach gay porno within ten clicks on tumblr
Sarong Squad: no matter how specific the fandom or fetish
Sarong Squad: unfortunately i can't find anybody willing to take part in this "science" experiment
Sarong Squad: because nobody wants to read a college chick's thesis on homestuck troll genitals
Sarong Squad: so this shall have to remain a theory, much like the theory of relativity
Sarong Squad: or godwin's law
SteelKomodo: D:
Sarong Squad: i like how you can sum up what should be an entire array of reactions to what i just typed into one single emoticon
Saberwulf: Actually it's less clicks Del
Sarong Squad: five-ish then?
Saberwulf: There's usually some naked men on each page of my dash
Sarong Squad: my problem is that i don't use tumblr because my range of interests and franchises i like guarantees there will be gay porn all over my dash
Sarong Squad: none of those interests are gay porn
Sarong Squad: before any of you get clever
Saberwulf: haha
SteelKomodo: lel
Saberwulf: Well you learn to tune it out really quickly
Saberwulf: I mean yes, I like men, but even I get squicked out by random pictures of dicks everywhere
Saberwulf: Why are you cooking breakfast with no clothes
Saberwulf: Why are you wearing nothing but tight undies it's like 20 degrees out there you dumb chiseled adonis
Sarong Squad: cooking naked seems really dangerous
Sarong Squad: i mean what if you're frying bacon
Saberwulf: Exactly
Sarong Squad: if you get hot fat on your weiner don't come crying to me
Sarong Squad: you shit
Saberwulf: Safety first
SteelKomodo: ...thanks for that, del
SteelKomodo: now i need to scrub my cortex with bleach
Saberwulf: This is gonna make a fun Chatzy madness
Sarong Squad: mission accomplished
Sarong Squad: soon chatzy madness will be nothing but me complaining about internet things and making risque jokes
Saberwulf: Basically
Sarong Squad: it'll be a break from butt jokes at any rate
Saberwulf: The chatzy joke wheel is just a revolving set of offensive subjects
Sarong Squad: you know that cad mock thread spiral image
Sarong Squad: there should be a version of that but i'm too lazy to make it
Sarong Squad: the red sections are labelled "BUTTS"
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Saberwulf: Ahaha, fucking Time had an article about Chris Christie called 'the elephant in the room'
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Sarong Squad: WE HAVE TO SAVE SKELETON KING
Sarong Squad: HOLY SHIT I WAS ONLY KIDDING WHEN I CHANGED MY NAME
Sarong Squad: COUNT ME THE FUCK IN
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