Brave Caterer: fun fact: Sumi is a shopkeep in my army of ghosties
Bree: yayyy sumi
Brave Caterer: the sprite looks too much like Sumi to let it slide
Bree: her goods are the most esoteric you'll find anywhere! buy now!!!
Draco: Sumi's prices are esoteric.
Brave Caterer: unfortunately, since she's a phantom, that means she died somewhere along the line
Brave Caterer: probably a peaceful death, with all her esoteric friends around her
Brave Caterer: Rachel cries at her bedside, and the one thing she says is
Draco: She died of old age in the Brawl.
Brave Caterer: "Y-you neeerd"
Brave Caterer: because Sumi said something completely dorky before she passed
---
Jumpropeman: Kamen Rider Hime meets the queen
Draco: JRM actually read my blog. Usually he just posts funny memes and hopes they're accurate. ;o;
Jumpropeman: the latest Kamen Rider Hime
Draco: JRM: See? Fits perfectly. I can't believe you don't read my blog you're so on-point.
---
Cornwind Evil: Sine gives Zeldoten the ultimate test
Cornwind Evil: Go through Aladdin's Cave of Wonders
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Draco: Nope. Fail.
Draco: She got killed before stepping in.
Cornwind Evil: I'm reminded of a joke from the Mark Maid comic Irredeemable
Cornwind Evil: Where the Superman expy, who has turned evil, gathers up all his old villains and says he wants to team with them to do evil
Cornwind Evil: And to show he trusts them, he's given them all a switch that when pressed, activates a machine that will deactivate his powers
Cornwind Evil: Cue all the villains pressing their switches all at the same time
Cornwind Evil: It was, of course, a trick/trap
Cornwind Evil: Not-Superman: Wow. I didn't even finish my SENTENCE.
Draco: HA.
Phone: No matter how hard I press the button. ...
Draco: lel
Cornwind Evil: So I picture that with Sine, Zeldoten, and the Cave
Cornwind Evil: Sine: You can't touch anything bu- "INFINDEEELLLLSSSS!" Wow, I didn't even finish my sentence.
Draco: Sounds about right. 🙂
Phone: All the Cave of Wonders wants is true love, obedience, and a little lube before people get handsy. Why is that so wrong? Dirty thieves in all the wrong holes, grabbing whilly nilly.
Jumpropeman: go to bed
Phone: I would be glad to, but work.
Jumpropeman: they'll understand if you tell them what happened
Phone: I made bad, lewd jokes and my friend said go to bed, boss.
---
Draco asked a question: Ready for RP?
Chatzy closed the question after 3 responses:
Ready for RP?
No 1 Off-RubyChao
Draco stahp 1 Cornwind Evil
Yes 1 Gooper Blooper
Draco: Mixed results. Can't tell if people are ready for RP.
Gooper Blooper: Come May 1, people will bumble their way onto the forum and posts will happen
Gooper Blooper: ready or not, here we all come
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Tuesday, May 2, 2017
Wednesday, March 23, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 243: Fun Is A Nonexistent Variable
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: i made a thing
SteelKomodo: based on some stuff Chao showed me
ShiningChao: sk, please
SteelKomodo: i regret... something?
ShiningChao: you just Regret
ShiningChao: in general
SteelKomodo: indeed
---
iKomodo: Ash-Greninja seems to be an anime only thing, basically Greninja gets a power boost but Ash feels any damage he takes
ShiningChao: you know what else was an anime only thing?
ShiningChao: ZYGARDE BEING IMPORTANT
ShiningChao: *shots fired*
iKomodo: You win the Marie award for best zinger
SteelKomodo: i made a thing
SteelKomodo: based on some stuff Chao showed me
ShiningChao: sk, please
SteelKomodo: i regret... something?
ShiningChao: you just Regret
ShiningChao: in general
SteelKomodo: indeed
---
iKomodo: Ash-Greninja seems to be an anime only thing, basically Greninja gets a power boost but Ash feels any damage he takes
ShiningChao: you know what else was an anime only thing?
ShiningChao: ZYGARDE BEING IMPORTANT
ShiningChao: *shots fired*
iKomodo: You win the Marie award for best zinger
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 242: Bad News From The Gorilla Galaxy
Eggchao: nobody likes jr. troopa
Eggchao: everyone cheered when okuu beat him up
Paper Mario: 2016 final boss: Jr. Troopa
Paper Mario: he done stole a mecha, by gawd
Paper Mario: HE'LL SQUASH PIT AND PAPER MARIO IN ONE FELL SWOOP
Paper Mario: or something
SteelKomodo: oh god D:
---
Eggchao: the only thing that could bury Vyse or Magnolia when it's her turn
Eggchao: is Sarah
Eggchao: because she is so large
Paper Mario: SHE IS LARGE AND POINTING
Paper Mario: WHAT THE FUCK
Gooper Blooper: hahahahaha I remember that
Eggchao: I AM LARGE
Eggchao: i still wonder what the original cover was
Eggchao: i found the original
Eggchao: and
Eggchao: it's still weird
Gooper Blooper: link
Gooper Blooper: 2slow
Eggchao: slower than patchy?
Gooper Blooper: SHE IS LARGE AND READING
Paper Mario: my what the fuck remains largely unchanged
---
Eggchao: in Bravely Second, if you beat random encounters in one turn, you get offered the chance to have another battle for bonus EXP, JP, and gold, and can keep cycling
Eggchao: it's not mandatory, there's also a "no i'm done" button
Gooper Blooper: Interesting
Gooper Blooper: sounds like a way to make grinding even less painless than it already was in BD
Gooper Blooper: NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WALK AROUND, THE BATTLES WILL COME TO YOU
Gooper Blooper: ...oh god
Gooper Blooper: I just remembered the BD skill that instantly kills enemies if they're low-level
Eggchao: are you also imagining infinite obliterate
Eggchao: YES
Eggchao: just mash l over and over
Gooper Blooper: a never-ending conveyor belt of enemies waddling to their death
Gooper Blooper: while your party just sits there
Eggchao: that's a detail i appreciate
Eggchao: they made the "yes give me another random battle" button L instead of A
Eggchao: so you can't screw yourself over with button mashing
Gooper Blooper: See, these Bravely guys are smart
Gooper Blooper: I like the cut of their jib
(later)
Chao: would you guys like to know the change to the bestiary
Chao: it's really cool - each entry starts with a basic description
Chao: and as you beat more of each enemy, you get notes added by the player characters (up to four notes)
Chao: bosses and other one-time enemies get the full set added right away
Gooper Blooper: Ah, nice
ivel: huh
ivel: that is neat
Paper Mario: considering you'll be fighting these enemies
Paper Mario: like
Paper Mario: a lot
Gooper Blooper: I'm pretty sure the BD bestiary was written by Ringabel, considering the description always snuck in a compliment for the female humanoid enemies
Paper Mario: "ugh i've been fighting slimes for fucking ever, i wonder what magnolia has to say about it"
Chao: yeah, that'd make sense
Paper Mario: ringabel did it
Paper Mario: he always does it
Gooper Blooper: it was his journal, after all
Paper Mario: but how does he do it
Paper Mario:sexily
---
Draco: Parsee was almost jealous that people don't make cute cards of her, but then she remembered that she's not a Pokemon.
Draco: She's an elf.
ivel: so Magic the Gathering then?
Jumpropeman: and she'll never be one, not with that attitude
Gooper Blooper: Parsee the elf jokes
Gooper Blooper: good times
Gooper Blooper: DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK, ELF
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Draco: Parsee drinks chocolate milk.
Eggchao: everyone cheered when okuu beat him up
Paper Mario: 2016 final boss: Jr. Troopa
Paper Mario: he done stole a mecha, by gawd
Paper Mario: HE'LL SQUASH PIT AND PAPER MARIO IN ONE FELL SWOOP
Paper Mario: or something
SteelKomodo: oh god D:
---
Eggchao: the only thing that could bury Vyse or Magnolia when it's her turn
Eggchao: is Sarah
Eggchao: because she is so large
Paper Mario: SHE IS LARGE AND POINTING
Paper Mario: WHAT THE FUCK
Gooper Blooper: hahahahaha I remember that
Eggchao: I AM LARGE
Eggchao: i still wonder what the original cover was
Eggchao: i found the original
Eggchao: and
Eggchao: it's still weird
Gooper Blooper: link
Gooper Blooper: 2slow
Eggchao: slower than patchy?
Gooper Blooper: SHE IS LARGE AND READING
Paper Mario: my what the fuck remains largely unchanged
---
Eggchao: in Bravely Second, if you beat random encounters in one turn, you get offered the chance to have another battle for bonus EXP, JP, and gold, and can keep cycling
Eggchao: it's not mandatory, there's also a "no i'm done" button
Gooper Blooper: Interesting
Gooper Blooper: sounds like a way to make grinding even less painless than it already was in BD
Gooper Blooper: NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WALK AROUND, THE BATTLES WILL COME TO YOU
Gooper Blooper: ...oh god
Gooper Blooper: I just remembered the BD skill that instantly kills enemies if they're low-level
Eggchao: are you also imagining infinite obliterate
Eggchao: YES
Eggchao: just mash l over and over
Gooper Blooper: a never-ending conveyor belt of enemies waddling to their death
Gooper Blooper: while your party just sits there
Eggchao: that's a detail i appreciate
Eggchao: they made the "yes give me another random battle" button L instead of A
Eggchao: so you can't screw yourself over with button mashing
Gooper Blooper: See, these Bravely guys are smart
Gooper Blooper: I like the cut of their jib
(later)
Chao: would you guys like to know the change to the bestiary
Chao: it's really cool - each entry starts with a basic description
Chao: and as you beat more of each enemy, you get notes added by the player characters (up to four notes)
Chao: bosses and other one-time enemies get the full set added right away
Gooper Blooper: Ah, nice
ivel: huh
ivel: that is neat
Paper Mario: considering you'll be fighting these enemies
Paper Mario: like
Paper Mario: a lot
Gooper Blooper: I'm pretty sure the BD bestiary was written by Ringabel, considering the description always snuck in a compliment for the female humanoid enemies
Paper Mario: "ugh i've been fighting slimes for fucking ever, i wonder what magnolia has to say about it"
Chao: yeah, that'd make sense
Paper Mario: ringabel did it
Paper Mario: he always does it
Gooper Blooper: it was his journal, after all
Paper Mario: but how does he do it
Paper Mario:
---
Draco: Parsee was almost jealous that people don't make cute cards of her, but then she remembered that she's not a Pokemon.
Draco: She's an elf.
ivel: so Magic the Gathering then?
Jumpropeman: and she'll never be one, not with that attitude
Gooper Blooper: Parsee the elf jokes
Gooper Blooper: good times
Gooper Blooper: DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK, ELF
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Draco: Parsee drinks chocolate milk.
Saturday, April 25, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 197: Which Witch Is Which
Aurora Borealis: A dead giant would be good for studying anatomy and weak point, a live one good for behavior
Aurora Borealis: Under lock and chain, due to OH GOD WHAT IF IT GETS MAD AND PUNCHES ME
The things: PAAwUUNCH
SteelKomodo: lel
The things: One of these days, Alice, one of these days- wham, pow, straight through the moon-
Naw. CW doesn't like punchin' ladies. :x It's gentlemanly of him. He may refrain as he likes.
:f I like lady warriors too much not to punch lady warriors. It's its own variant of disrespect in my book. :S Eh.
The things: Joan of Arcadia gets no street cred if there isn't legitimately someone defeated, I suppose the logic is. -shrug- They can achieve. They do achieve. So I shan't impede them from achieving by failing to be an impediment in the way until such time as they overcome and vanquish me to the yield or the death, on my troth as knight?
The things is of muddled coffeeless mind
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Blue was timed out
The things: Mind you; I am very much against hitting ladies that cannot or will not hit back. :/ That's unequal. Just as I'm all for watching Silence trounce guys that think they can punch as hard as her. >) It would be just as bad, though, if Silence attacked a civvy guy or goyl that wouldn't fight back.
That's the aspect I tend to focus on, not the gender mannerism- NO
BLUE
WHY
Aurora Borealis: Aurora will zap anyone who is gonna hurt her or her friends. Or her books :|
Aurora Borealis: No touchy the bookies without permission, thank ye
The things: But boooks
-watches nerdy girls of all stripes and sizes gravitate towards them, a certain Touhou in the lead-
Aurora Borealis: "Ask first! This is a library, not a book fair or a giveaway! :|"
---
RubyChao: who wants
RubyChao: a horror comiiiiic *jazzhands*
Del: meeee
Aurora Borealis: Nnnnooo
RubyChao: enjoy
---
Gooper Blooper: I saw your blog harpy
Gooper Blooper: it was cure
Gooper Blooper: *cute
Boreas: Goopy has seen the blog
Boreas: IT WAS CURE
Boreas: I HAVE CURED GOOPY'S ILLS
Boreas: WITH A BLOGPOST
Gooper Blooper: the only way to make a blog cure is if white mages are in it
Boreas: *stuffs Boreas in a white mage outfit*
Aurora Borealis: Under lock and chain, due to OH GOD WHAT IF IT GETS MAD AND PUNCHES ME
The things: PAAwUUNCH
SteelKomodo: lel
The things: One of these days, Alice, one of these days- wham, pow, straight through the moon-
Naw. CW doesn't like punchin' ladies. :x It's gentlemanly of him. He may refrain as he likes.
:f I like lady warriors too much not to punch lady warriors. It's its own variant of disrespect in my book. :S Eh.
The things: Joan of Arcadia gets no street cred if there isn't legitimately someone defeated, I suppose the logic is. -shrug- They can achieve. They do achieve. So I shan't impede them from achieving by failing to be an impediment in the way until such time as they overcome and vanquish me to the yield or the death, on my troth as knight?
The things is of muddled coffeeless mind
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Blue was timed out
The things: Mind you; I am very much against hitting ladies that cannot or will not hit back. :/ That's unequal. Just as I'm all for watching Silence trounce guys that think they can punch as hard as her. >) It would be just as bad, though, if Silence attacked a civvy guy or goyl that wouldn't fight back.
That's the aspect I tend to focus on, not the gender mannerism- NO
BLUE
WHY
Aurora Borealis: Aurora will zap anyone who is gonna hurt her or her friends. Or her books :|
Aurora Borealis: No touchy the bookies without permission, thank ye
The things: But boooks
-watches nerdy girls of all stripes and sizes gravitate towards them, a certain Touhou in the lead-
Aurora Borealis: "Ask first! This is a library, not a book fair or a giveaway! :|"
---
RubyChao: who wants
RubyChao: a horror comiiiiic *jazzhands*
Del: meeee
Aurora Borealis: Nnnnooo
RubyChao: enjoy
---
Gooper Blooper: I saw your blog harpy
Gooper Blooper: it was cure
Gooper Blooper: *cute
Boreas: Goopy has seen the blog
Boreas: IT WAS CURE
Boreas: I HAVE CURED GOOPY'S ILLS
Boreas: WITH A BLOGPOST
Gooper Blooper: the only way to make a blog cure is if white mages are in it
Boreas: *stuffs Boreas in a white mage outfit*
Tuesday, April 21, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 196: Fred Must Paint the Wall
(Plans to play together in World of Warcraft)
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: I just had the stupidest idea of us all just being Death Knights named after Kongs. The DK Krew
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Just go into dungeons
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: And post the lyrics as we appear in formation
SteelKomodo: Del is obviously Lanky
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: "SO WE"RE FINALLY HERE" "PERFORMING FOR YOU" "IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO" "dear lord there's 3 of them"
SteelKomodo: no style, no grace, but a funny face
Del: for sure
Bree: only if I can be candy kong
Bree: hey bb check out my hawt apetits
Bree: I'm the sexiest monkey you'll ever lay eyes on
Bree: and I'm totally a monkey
---
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: This will be my chatzy background every day
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: On a daily basis I will be greeted by Fred Flintstone's smiling face, the bright blue skies, and a wall that needs to be painted
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: The game was released in 1991, Fred
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Its been 25 years
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: And you're still painting that wall
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Why are you only one quarter of the way done
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: How are you still smiling
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Is this the second coat? Or maybe the hundreth?
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Your family hasn't seen you in years, Fred. You're still just painting that wall
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: They miss you
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Fred no put the bowling ball down
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: He's your friend, he deserves better than this
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Even if he steals your cereal on a daily basis
(later)
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL was timed out
iKomodo: There goes spy
Gooper Blooper: he has to GET TO THE BOWLING ALLEY BEFORE IT CLOSES
iKomodo: XD
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: I just had the stupidest idea of us all just being Death Knights named after Kongs. The DK Krew
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Just go into dungeons
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: And post the lyrics as we appear in formation
SteelKomodo: Del is obviously Lanky
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: "SO WE"RE FINALLY HERE" "PERFORMING FOR YOU" "IF YOU KNOW THE WORDS YOU CAN JOIN IN TOO" "dear lord there's 3 of them"
SteelKomodo: no style, no grace, but a funny face
Del: for sure
Bree: only if I can be candy kong
Bree: hey bb check out my hawt apetits
Bree: I'm the sexiest monkey you'll ever lay eyes on
Bree: and I'm totally a monkey
---
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: This will be my chatzy background every day
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: On a daily basis I will be greeted by Fred Flintstone's smiling face, the bright blue skies, and a wall that needs to be painted
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: The game was released in 1991, Fred
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Its been 25 years
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: And you're still painting that wall
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Why are you only one quarter of the way done
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: How are you still smiling
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Is this the second coat? Or maybe the hundreth?
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Your family hasn't seen you in years, Fred. You're still just painting that wall
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: They miss you
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Fred no put the bowling ball down
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: He's your friend, he deserves better than this
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL: Even if he steals your cereal on a daily basis
(later)
Spy Must PAINT THE WALL was timed out
iKomodo: There goes spy
Gooper Blooper: he has to GET TO THE BOWLING ALLEY BEFORE IT CLOSES
iKomodo: XD
Tuesday, March 17, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 188: This Way To Right Asscheek
(Draco is opening packs of Phantom Forces Pokemon cards)
Draco: Helioptile, Finneon, Poochyena, Sewaddle, Chansey, shiny Escavalier, Crobat, Mystery Energon, Gengar Spirit Link, and Kingler.
Gooper Blooper: >mystery energon
Gooper Blooper: *sarah blechs in the distance*
Draco: =I
---
(Harpy is traveling by plane)
Kogasa: Landed in DC
Draco: Cool.
Gooper Blooper: harpy 4 prez
Kogasa: saw an outline of a dick when I was looking outside my window
Kogasa: up in the air
Draco: That's the Washington Monument.
Gooper Blooper: lel
Kogasa: I didn't know they let teenagers design the monument now
---
Draco: Next Pogeymon gen will have Mega Goodra. It just turns back into Goomy. BV
---
RubyChao: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1688199
Gooper Blooper: imagining yuugi just casually strolling down the street holding a rock the size of a house with one arm
Gooper Blooper: "hey how ya doin" "..."
Breetannia: forget the rock, those are some huge stonkin tits
Tipsyleter: great big tonking stits
---
Gooper Blooper: reminder that old dinosaur books loved talking about how fuckin dumb dinosaurs were
Gooper Blooper: "The Diplodocus was nearly 90 feet long. It had a very small brain and was clumsy and stupid."
Draco: Old dinosaur experts had low self esteem and few outlets.
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
Gooper Blooper: profiles updating, outdoor temperatures on the uptick, ZFRP is rumbling
Breetannia: that's just sarah's stomach
Gooper Blooper: that gave me a really stupid mental image
Gooper Blooper: Saralex in bed, sleeping, Alex awoken suddenly
Gooper Blooper: "Alex?" "What is it, Sarah?" "...I'm hungry, Alex."
Draco: Helioptile, Finneon, Poochyena, Sewaddle, Chansey, shiny Escavalier, Crobat, Mystery Energon, Gengar Spirit Link, and Kingler.
Gooper Blooper: >mystery energon
Gooper Blooper: *sarah blechs in the distance*
Draco: =I
---
(Harpy is traveling by plane)
Kogasa: Landed in DC
Draco: Cool.
Gooper Blooper: harpy 4 prez
Kogasa: saw an outline of a dick when I was looking outside my window
Kogasa: up in the air
Draco: That's the Washington Monument.
Gooper Blooper: lel
Kogasa: I didn't know they let teenagers design the monument now
---
Draco: Next Pogeymon gen will have Mega Goodra. It just turns back into Goomy. BV
---
RubyChao: http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1688199
Gooper Blooper: imagining yuugi just casually strolling down the street holding a rock the size of a house with one arm
Gooper Blooper: "hey how ya doin" "..."
Breetannia: forget the rock, those are some huge stonkin tits
Tipsyleter: great big tonking stits
---
Gooper Blooper: reminder that old dinosaur books loved talking about how fuckin dumb dinosaurs were
Gooper Blooper: "The Diplodocus was nearly 90 feet long. It had a very small brain and was clumsy and stupid."
Draco: Old dinosaur experts had low self esteem and few outlets.
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
Gooper Blooper: profiles updating, outdoor temperatures on the uptick, ZFRP is rumbling
Breetannia: that's just sarah's stomach
Gooper Blooper: that gave me a really stupid mental image
Gooper Blooper: Saralex in bed, sleeping, Alex awoken suddenly
Gooper Blooper: "Alex?" "What is it, Sarah?" "...I'm hungry, Alex."
Friday, January 24, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 105: Accidental God Cleffa
Gooper Blooper: At this point in time, aside from some building interiors, transition screens and other miscellanea
Gooper Blooper: all of the SaRahPG maps I still need to make are in the final "world", the second-to-last "world", or the postgame
Gooper Blooper: That's still like two dozen maps though so it'll be a while yet
Gooper Blooper: not counting postgame
YES: What about
YES: The Super Mario World
Gooper Blooper: You'll have to reenact your Mama Luigi interactive dreams elsewhere
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: Mama Luigi the text adventure
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: obvious exits are north, south and down
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: >down
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: You fall for hours!
YES: Use: Magic Balloon
YES: . . . Come to think of it what was even the point of the Magic Balloon
YES: He kinda floated for a bit, then it popped and he fell anyway
SteelKomodo: "That wasn't very smart. Your score was: 0"
Gooper Blooper: It was a Hope Spot
Gooper Blooper: He thought he was safe but it ran out
Gooper Blooper: OOHHH HOURS LONG TIME
SteelKomodo: no luigi i'm sick of that fucking story
SteelKomodo: BUT MARIO I FOUND YOSHI AND SAVED THE PRINCESS
SteelKomodo: no-one fucking cares, luigi
---
YES: The Highest Quality Version of the Link: The Faces of Evil Intro Ever
SteelKomodo: jesus that's some high quality
Gooper Blooper: All CD-i cutscenes transferred to Blu-Ray and screened in movie theaters
SteelKomodo: ...that would actually be a terrible idea goops D:
SteelKomodo: and it would be worse if they got critically acclaimed
RubyChao: CD-i takes the world by storm
SteelKomodo: five stars from Film Magazine
RubyChao: given 5 stars by everyone
SteelKomodo: an oscar for King Harkinian as best supporting actor
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: changing the quality doesn't do much
SteelKomodo: Ganon gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, alongside Godzilla
SteelKomodo: Both games are selected for preservation in the U.S. National Film Registry as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".
Gooper Blooper: Eventually, hundreds of years from now, the other Zelda games are lost to time
Gooper Blooper: but Faces of Evil, Wand of Gamelon, and that third one nobody talks about are remembered forever
SteelKomodo: ...what kind of horrible future have we created D:
Gooper Blooper: all of the SaRahPG maps I still need to make are in the final "world", the second-to-last "world", or the postgame
Gooper Blooper: That's still like two dozen maps though so it'll be a while yet
Gooper Blooper: not counting postgame
YES: What about
YES: The Super Mario World
Gooper Blooper: You'll have to reenact your Mama Luigi interactive dreams elsewhere
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: Mama Luigi the text adventure
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: obvious exits are north, south and down
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: >down
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: You fall for hours!
YES: Use: Magic Balloon
YES: . . . Come to think of it what was even the point of the Magic Balloon
YES: He kinda floated for a bit, then it popped and he fell anyway
SteelKomodo: "That wasn't very smart. Your score was: 0"
Gooper Blooper: It was a Hope Spot
Gooper Blooper: He thought he was safe but it ran out
Gooper Blooper: OOHHH HOURS LONG TIME
SteelKomodo: no luigi i'm sick of that fucking story
SteelKomodo: BUT MARIO I FOUND YOSHI AND SAVED THE PRINCESS
SteelKomodo: no-one fucking cares, luigi
---
YES: The Highest Quality Version of the Link: The Faces of Evil Intro Ever
SteelKomodo: jesus that's some high quality
Gooper Blooper: All CD-i cutscenes transferred to Blu-Ray and screened in movie theaters
SteelKomodo: ...that would actually be a terrible idea goops D:
SteelKomodo: and it would be worse if they got critically acclaimed
RubyChao: CD-i takes the world by storm
SteelKomodo: five stars from Film Magazine
RubyChao: given 5 stars by everyone
SteelKomodo: an oscar for King Harkinian as best supporting actor
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: changing the quality doesn't do much
SteelKomodo: Ganon gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, alongside Godzilla
SteelKomodo: Both games are selected for preservation in the U.S. National Film Registry as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant".
Gooper Blooper: Eventually, hundreds of years from now, the other Zelda games are lost to time
Gooper Blooper: but Faces of Evil, Wand of Gamelon, and that third one nobody talks about are remembered forever
SteelKomodo: ...what kind of horrible future have we created D:
Saturday, January 11, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 102: Hankmass
SteelKomodo: so bro
SteelKomodo: um, actually this is better for skype, since harpy won't have a clue what we're on about :U
Harpy: "HEY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE THING IN THAT THING THAT WE JUST PLAYED YESTERDAY"
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RubyChao: so does anyone want to know about a 2014 idea i decided to scrap
Year Of GB: Chaotting Room Floor
RubyChao: the very first edition
RubyChao: i need to have more ideas so i can cut them and then tell you guys about them
Highway to Del: oh boy
SteelKomodo: lolz
RubyChao: this touhou gal has fire powers and is phoenix-themed, i was originally considering having her show up in 2014 and being sort of a foil to utsuho
RubyChao: but my plans changed and she got cut
Year Of GB: She even looks like Bizarro Utsuho
RubyChao: fun fact i would have most likely introduced her as my 2014 lotto character :V
Year Of GB: and then she gets third
Highway to Del: bizzarsuho
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Year Of GB: top quality porting job (spoilers for the first Phoenix Wright game)
Year Of GB: "when the victim was died"
Highway to Del: amazing
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Baking Balls joined the chat
Year Of GB: spy please
Baking Balls: I'm making meatballs
Baking Balls: Surely there is no other way this name can be taken
SteelKomodo: um, actually this is better for skype, since harpy won't have a clue what we're on about :U
Harpy: "HEY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE THING IN THAT THING THAT WE JUST PLAYED YESTERDAY"
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RubyChao: so does anyone want to know about a 2014 idea i decided to scrap
Year Of GB: Chaotting Room Floor
RubyChao: the very first edition
RubyChao: i need to have more ideas so i can cut them and then tell you guys about them
Highway to Del: oh boy
SteelKomodo: lolz
RubyChao: this touhou gal has fire powers and is phoenix-themed, i was originally considering having her show up in 2014 and being sort of a foil to utsuho
RubyChao: but my plans changed and she got cut
Year Of GB: She even looks like Bizarro Utsuho
RubyChao: fun fact i would have most likely introduced her as my 2014 lotto character :V
Year Of GB: and then she gets third
Highway to Del: bizzarsuho
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Year Of GB: top quality porting job (spoilers for the first Phoenix Wright game)
Year Of GB: "when the victim was died"
Highway to Del: amazing
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Baking Balls joined the chat
Year Of GB: spy please
Baking Balls: I'm making meatballs
Baking Balls: Surely there is no other way this name can be taken
Monday, December 30, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 99: IT'S ME, SHAGGY
SteelKomodo: http://steelkomodo.blogspot.com/2013/12/dirkmas-2-epilogue-presents.html
Harpy: DIRKYYY
SteelKomodo: yep
Jingle Dels: dirky~
SteelKomodo: #ShurikensAndLightning
Harpy: it rhymes with
Harpy: turkey
SteelKomodo: it does
Harpy: that is proof
Harpy: that dirk
Harpy: IS A CAT PERSON
Harpy: BECAUSE CATS LIKE TURKEY TOO
SteelKomodo: D:
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Harpy: N-no
Harpy: someone
Harpy: either moved my chocolate or ate my chocolate
Harpy: the chocolate that goops gave me
Harpy: I HOPE IT GAVE THEM STOMACH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WAS GIVEN WITH LOVE AND I WAS GONNA EAT IT
Harpy: GRRR SO MAD
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: and thus thats how I pouted about chocolate
Harpy: chocolate is serious business
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: no wait crisis averted, it was just that it was hard to see the chocolate since the packaging blended in with everything else
Harpy: chocolate tried to avoid its doom
Harpy: but there is no escape from me
RubyChao: sarah intensifies
Harpy: now this
Harpy: this is good chocolate
Harpy: DIRKYYY
SteelKomodo: yep
Jingle Dels: dirky~
SteelKomodo: #ShurikensAndLightning
Harpy: it rhymes with
Harpy: turkey
SteelKomodo: it does
Harpy: that is proof
Harpy: that dirk
Harpy: IS A CAT PERSON
Harpy: BECAUSE CATS LIKE TURKEY TOO
SteelKomodo: D:
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Harpy: N-no
Harpy: someone
Harpy: either moved my chocolate or ate my chocolate
Harpy: the chocolate that goops gave me
Harpy: I HOPE IT GAVE THEM STOMACH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WAS GIVEN WITH LOVE AND I WAS GONNA EAT IT
Harpy: GRRR SO MAD
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: and thus thats how I pouted about chocolate
Harpy: chocolate is serious business
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: no wait crisis averted, it was just that it was hard to see the chocolate since the packaging blended in with everything else
Harpy: chocolate tried to avoid its doom
Harpy: but there is no escape from me
RubyChao: sarah intensifies
Harpy: now this
Harpy: this is good chocolate
Friday, June 7, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 51: Game of Bones
Deletons joined the chat
Deletons: hullo
SteelKomodo: oh lawd D:
SteelKomodo: bro you okay why are you a skeleton
Deletons: i have playtested myself
Deletons: TO DEATH
Deletons rattles bones
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: ...how went it?
Deletons: it went great
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SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...someone is playing Venga Boys quite loud in the distance
SteelKomodo: loud enough for me to faintly hear
RedSpy: I read that as Vegeta Boys
Deletons: Bad Men
SteelKomodo: oh god no that would be terrifying XD
Deletons: hullo
SteelKomodo: oh lawd D:
SteelKomodo: bro you okay why are you a skeleton
Deletons: i have playtested myself
Deletons: TO DEATH
Deletons rattles bones
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: ...how went it?
Deletons: it went great
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SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...someone is playing Venga Boys quite loud in the distance
SteelKomodo: loud enough for me to faintly hear
RedSpy: I read that as Vegeta Boys
Deletons: Bad Men
SteelKomodo: oh god no that would be terrifying XD
Wednesday, April 3, 2013
SaRahPG Development Blog 1 - Intro and Confirmed Guests
I've discussed it a few times in the Chatzy - now's the time to place some information in a more permanent place.
SaRahPG is the working title for an RPG Maker XP game. It is a fairly standard turn-based RPG heavily influenced by the original Final Fantasy, with some unique extra elements added to the field that are normally not seen in such a game. Work on it has been progressing off and on in fits and starts since December 2011, and there is no release date - I expect it will take at least another year before I'm done. At present I would estimate it is roughly one-fourth complete (remember that I did not and likely will not work on this nonstop). Note that game elements, screenshots and details shown and discussed here may be changed or omitted, as many things about this game are far from finalized.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 37: This Goldfish Will Get You Laid
TheDeleter: i am never playing dota 2 ever again
TheDeleter: >:I
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: let me describe it to you
SteelKomodo: kk
TheDeleter: an hour and ten minutes long
SteelKomodo puts on tin hat.
TheDeleter: our timbersaw - 0/17/9, goes afk at 40-50 minutes in
TheDeleter: their team - clinkz, carry omniknight
SteelKomodo: fuck
TheDeleter: also on our team, a doom who spends 75% of his time farming the jungle, and 25% of it trying to 1v5 the enemy
TheDeleter: i an venomancer, a support
TheDeleter: jesus fucking wept
SteelKomodo: DDD:
TheDeleter: i wanted to kill myself
TheDeleter: next game, i'm gonna instalock skeleton king
TheDeleter: and just have a ball regardless of my or their team
SteelKomodo: i thought you said you never wanted to play the game ever
SteelKomodo: exaggerating again? :P
TheDeleter: yeah
TheDeleter: u no me
SteelKomodo: i do
TheDeleter: >:I
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: let me describe it to you
SteelKomodo: kk
TheDeleter: an hour and ten minutes long
SteelKomodo puts on tin hat.
TheDeleter: our timbersaw - 0/17/9, goes afk at 40-50 minutes in
TheDeleter: their team - clinkz, carry omniknight
SteelKomodo: fuck
TheDeleter: also on our team, a doom who spends 75% of his time farming the jungle, and 25% of it trying to 1v5 the enemy
TheDeleter: i an venomancer, a support
TheDeleter: jesus fucking wept
SteelKomodo: DDD:
TheDeleter: i wanted to kill myself
TheDeleter: next game, i'm gonna instalock skeleton king
TheDeleter: and just have a ball regardless of my or their team
SteelKomodo: i thought you said you never wanted to play the game ever
SteelKomodo: exaggerating again? :P
TheDeleter: yeah
TheDeleter: u no me
SteelKomodo: i do
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