Chatzy Madness Volume 343: The Bastard Irish Ghoul's Recipe Finally Revealed

Gooper Blooper: Canon: Sedusa's never eaten at Chili's
Jumpropeman: HOW DARE
Attempting to be a Dad: :o
Attempting to be a Dad: i had chilis for the first time the other day!
Gooper Blooper: Cordie has though, that's how you know she's face-turning

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Draco: "Sadly, Joy did not YEEEEE-HAWWWWWW as she rode Fully-Spider Cordie" <- I'm making this the ticker and nobody except everybody can stop me.

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N Goat looks at art of Futo
N Goat: I'm sure I just don't have the context for it, but I'm still unsure as to what the uniting theme of Futo is between plates, the boat, and GASOLINE.
N Goat: I thought her carrying the gas and matches was just something you added, Chao!
MobileDraco: Uh...powerboating at dinner, duh.
RubyChao: nah, she has some canon spellcards that involve fire
RubyChao: and fanon made her a full on pyromaniac
RubyChao: so i ran with it
Attempting to be a Dad: feng shui
Attempting to be a Dad: just set your house on fire for good luck
N Goat: Oh right, and the feng shui stuff too!
N Goat picks up Futo and shakes her
N Goat: WHAT ARE YOUUUU

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Jumpropeman: check out this actual animation company's website
Jumpropeman: check out some of their work
Bree: thanks, I hate it
Jumpropeman: they helped make a Dr. Rabbit cartoon
Gooper Blooper: I see Toonmakers worked on Stan Lee Presents The Condor
N Goat: I found my danmaku girl: http://www.toonmakers.com/images/Mystics/SG02-wRod.jpg
Gooper Blooper: funny how things overlap sometimes
Jumpropeman: they also made something simply called
Jumpropeman: Tigger
RubyChao: >they did that
RubyChao: ahahahahaaaaaaa
RubyChao: (for those who do not know the context, i did some digging recently and i have a toonami broadcast from 2007 recorded on vhs)
N Goat: Oh!
RubyChao: (stan lee presents the condor was a tv movie that's on said tape)
Jumpropeman: I was wondering if there was some curse member or something from it
RubyChao: not yet!!
N Goat: Was The Condor on Toonami?!
RubyChao: it was
RubyChao: i know the vhs also has one piece, naruto, bobobo, prince of tennis, and something else i forgot
RubyChao: and i know
RubyChao: it's 4kids one piece.
RubyChao: so you guys know i GOTTA get around to watching the rest
N Goat: Don't give it up
N Goat: give it up

Chatzy Madness Volume 288: Arrested For Youtube Crimes

Shiā Hāto Atakku: trying not to buy the aether revolt starter decks
Shiā Hāto Atakku: the cards have sway over me brine
Shiā Hāto Atakku: i can't stop it
SteelKomodo: laughing at del being consumed by magic once more
Shiā Hāto Atakku: i gotta find all my werewolves somewhere
Shiā Hāto Atakku: zombies and werewolvessss
B.C.: Rip
Shiā Hāto Atakku: aether revolt has air ships and steampunk bullshit
Shiā Hāto Atakku: and next set is egypt
Brinehammer: Yeah... It's how it goes, get your shoebox or binder ready.
Brinehammer: Zombie jank tribal all day.
Shiā Hāto Atakku: fak

(later)

Off-RubyChao: how's it going
Space Texas Theme Park: Not bad
Space Texas Theme Park: Waking up getting up getting out there
Space Texas Theme Park: Buying cardboard crack
Space Texas Theme Park: Usual nerd stuff

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Shiā Hāto Atakku: chao
Shiā Hāto Atakku: you didn't tell me there was a monkey with a stand
iKomodo: what
Shiā Hāto Atakku: it's a monkey
Shiā Hāto Atakku: with a stand
Shiā Hāto Atakku: that smokes a pipe
Off-RubyChao: yes
Off-RubyChao: specifically an orangutan
Shiā Hāto Atakku: he has no grants, he has no land
Shiā Hāto Atakku: this kong has a funny stand
iKomodo: pls del
Off-RubyChao: the rules are basically that you can get a stand if you can handle it
Off-RubyChao: even if you're an animal
Off-RubyChao: see: the rat, the hawk, and the dog with stands
iKomodo: donkey kong's stand would clearly be bananarama
iKomodo: get stronger from eating bananas, like in the cartoon

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Cornwind Evil: So, Cornwind learned a few things
Cornwind Evil: Cornwind learned that just because the left open bag of milk is still drinkable
Cornwind Evil: The sealed bags are not necessarily so
ivel: welp

Chatzy Madness Volume 245: Hippity Jumpscotch Twirlyroo

Jumpropeman: is doctor who an omniglot
The Terrible Pokerpiller: His TARDIS has a universal translator on board
The Terrible Pokerpiller: Hence explaining why everyone speaks English
The Terrible Pokerpiller: He has been stated to speak 'Baby'
The Terrible Pokerpiller: So....I guess so
The Terrible Pokerpiller: They poked a little fun at this with the 9th Doctor, who was played by an actor who had a very clear subset English accent
The Terrible Pokerpiller: His first companion asks him if he's an alien, why he sounds like he's from "The North"
The Terrible Pokerpiller: The Doctor irritably replies "LOTS OF PLANETS HAVE A NORTH!"
Jumpropeman: oh my god i want to see Doctor Who having a conversation with a Baby like its Baby Geniuses or something
Jumpropeman: i will note I know his name is just The Doctor, but I forget that until I finish writing out my latest thought

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N Goat: Here's a blogpost I want; Marina's continued adventures with RVPA
Littlefinger: well well well
Littlefinger: you may be in for a surprise
Littlefinger: except for the fact i just hinted at one
Littlefinger: you may be in for a fulfilled hint
N Goat: Yaaaaay
N Goat claps exitedly

(It happened!) 

Chatzy Madness Volume 218: Maximum Overcute

(The battle against Greed, a massive 500-foot blob of treasure and goo, begins and everyone begins throwing tons of characters at it)

RubyChao: small srspost
Gooper Blooper: my post will take a bit
Gooper Blooper: it's... not gonna be small :V
Harpy: mine wasn't small either so uh
Harpy: just imagine alex calling sarah
RubyChao: i don't have very exciting nuclear options
Harpy: "HONEY, WHERE'S MY ULTIMA WEAPON D: "
RubyChao: ​then the alliance shows up in the technodrome and CW's life is complete
Harpy: "i've fought bigger"
Harpy: this is 500 ft tall
RubyChao: she's exaggerating
Harpy: well unless she's talking about THE WORLD DEVOURER
RubyChao: that too
RubyChao: the end was way bigger and okuu fought it :V
Jumpropeman: The Tower and The End show up for maximum oversized villain battle
Harpy: that'd be great but 2much
Jumpropeman: *does some math*
Jumpropeman: The Tower's sword was as big as a city block, which is about 250x600 feet long or so, and the Tower was bigger than his sword
Jumpropeman: and his head was in the clouds
Harpy: so about 1000+ feet tall
Jumpropeman: my listed height for him was "pretty fucking big"
RubyChao: yeah he was really distracted during that fight
RubyChao: dohohohohohohoh
Jumpropeman: The Tower and End show up to fight Greed... realize they are all villains and just destroy the world
Jumpropeman: rest of RP is Oversized Villain RP
Jumpropeman: their plot battles are pretty short because they just squish the opponents and get back to drinking

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Del Wing: Its time to yiff some dicks
Del Wing rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 40
Gooper Blooper: A moderate amount of dicks yiffed
Del Wing: 40 of them

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(re: Saralex wedding)

Harpy: who is even officiating this. WHO IS THE PRIEST
Draco: Rebecca's a ship captain. She can do it! (^_^)/
Gooper Blooper: I was thinking the same thing, I don't think we ever decided on a priest
Harpy: technically captains can't officiate it
Harpy: i was thinking amity for pure shits and giggles
Gooper Blooper: I remember mentioning Reimu and I think she's doing pitsuho's
Harpy: Reimu just took a vaycay anyway
Gooper Blooper: Kisha maybe? Since she showed up in Vegas?
Harpy: Kisha could work again
Draco: Father Squid, if he's not dead.
Harpy: "Sweet Axanon's beard, I have to do this? Oh god, I LEFT MY PRIEST OUTFIT AT HOME"
Draco: Side note: aren't White Mages called Priests in some games? Have Ariel do it.
Harpy: in some games yes
Gooper Blooper: They're called Priests in, of all games, the original FFT :V
Harpy: Kisha is shoving the God of Gods so far away
Gooper Blooper: stupid mental image
Draco: !!!
Harpy: "but whyyyyyy" "BECAUSE YOU DID DUMB STUFF AT THE LAST ONE"
Gooper Blooper: Kisha needs an outfit, Sarah gives her that Devout costume that was too small for her
Draco: Draco can do it. He's a church official in his own religion. =V
Gooper Blooper: >​Draco officiating Sarah's wedding
Gooper Blooper: so many fat jokes
Draco: ;p
Gooper Blooper: "do you, alex, take this blob"
Harpy: Alex just glares at Draco the entire time
Harpy: do NOT ruin this for Sarah
Draco: ^_~
Harpy: very stupid image: one of the many cakes is brought out
Harpy: xavier is missing
Harpy: where is he
Harpy: XAV WHY ARE YOU IN ONE OF THE CAKES
Harpy: AAAH CAKE EVERYWHERE
Gooper Blooper: nicky-poo pops out of another cake
Harpy: Ursula is embarassed
Harpy: they are fully clothed
Harpy: not naked
Harpy: fortunately
Harpy: or unfortunately, if you're Stella
Gooper Blooper: "awww"

Chatzy Madness Volume 198: The Whitest of Them All

Hruppyp-n-ghi: Here we go; the classic ZFRP argument. :v You know it's true.
Hruppyp-n-ghi: Though to be fair, most of the ones there -are- buxom. :U We need a Silence figure instead. Draco, have you an Edit handy? :v
Aurora Harpy: well when all your enemies are dead regardless of curves or stength... :U
Hruppyp-n-ghi laughs wickedly at harps' assertion and griiiiiiiiiiiiins until Del bans him
RubyChao: on one side, suho and sephine
RubyChao: on the other side, yuugi and silence :V
Aurora Harpy: in the middle: Kevvy
RubyChao: *kevvy and tenshi
Tableter: Kenshi and tevvy
Gooper Blooper: apparently the actual best body is a tall one - the other two tower over the poor girl in the middle
Hruppyp-n-ghi: Hehhehhh.

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☯✞follow for more soft goop✞☯ joined the chat
RubyChao follows
Draco: We don't want'cher "soft goop" around here, bub. BI

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Seth Rollins Wearing Pantyhose joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: Occasionally CW's username reflects not what Seth Rollins is doing, but what Cornwind himself is doing. I doubt this is one of those times.
Hruppyp-n-ghi: Nope. CW's reflecting Daredevil wearing panty hose.
Seth Rollins Wearing Pantyhose: See? Pantyhose
Seth Rollins Wearing Pantyhose: Okay so it's an appropriation of this costume
Seth Rollins Wearing Pantyhose: But it still looks like pantyhose to me on some level
Gooper Blooper: I like it. It's like an upside-down ninja.
Draco: Was he burned with acid? "No, I just find masks to be terribly comfortable. I think they'll be all the rage in the future."
Gooper Blooper: Maybe it ​is​ pantyhose, but characters can turn weird clothing choices into gold
Gooper Blooper: see also: Solid Snake in general, Ramza's assless chaps
iKomodo: Hahaha
Draco: So...yeah...lookin' for Buttercup, Daredevil? You gonna go fight Prince Humperdink?
Aurora Harpy: assless chaps <3
Gooper Blooper: workin it
Draco: Sarah starts throwing dollar bills.
Gooper Blooper: she just slides the money into the straps
iKomodo: XD
Aurora Harpy: the ass no one thought they needed
iKomodo: Oh god
iKomodo: now I have a mental image of Dirk noticing it
iKomodo: and having a mental struggle with himself
iKomodo: "dat butt... IT'S NOT JO! yet dat butt..."
Gooper Blooper: ​Josephine staring as well
Tableter: This looks like my cue to go sleep!
Tableter: :P
Gooper Blooper: kek

Character Musings: The Queen of Sweet

Where do I even begin with this girl... Might as well start from the beginning. The very beginning...

Long, long, LONG ago - over ten years ago, in fact - I first became aware of Final Fantasy 1's white mage through 8 Bit Theater-inspired flash cartoons. Not even 8-Bit Theater itself - just Flashes done with the same sprites, given similar characterization. Back then, I was much more into Black Mage, preferring his design over all the other classes. White Mage was second. Time passed and I read the original 8-Bit Theater strip, wrote the two mages into early fanfics and other such things, and began drawing them, eventually culminating in me getting a copy of Final Fantasy: Dawn of Souls for Game Boy Advance. Eventually my interest flipped and White Mage became my favorite while Black Mage was secondary.

An early prototype version of Sarah rose from these initial depictions. The original character, named simply "White Mage", had a number of differences from Sarah. She was more assertive and less "cute", as well as taller, and I paired her with Black Mage in a relationship that started off just as one-sided as in 8BT but slowly developed into a sort-of friendship over time. This mage did however have Sarah's trademark appetite.

Flash forward to 2011, and the infamous "ONE VOTE" incident. I'll repeat it for the folks who weren't around for it: In the first round of Zoofights 6, a giant praying mantis competitor was revealed and pitted against a lobster driving a giant robot lobster. Widow Maker, who had lost all three previous matches, went all out for this one in support of her fellow mantis. The mantis ended up losing the fight by a single vote - if the RNG had been just a little off, or if she had gotten just one more vote, she would have won. This heartbreaking result led to Widow Maker getting hospitalized due to a grief- and shock-induced heart failure, and I roleplayed as Hella Jeff for two weeks while she got fixed up. Her attendants? Four white mages - prototype Sarahkin. They were originally simply referred to as White Mage 1 through 4. This was initially done because they were minor characters (and also because I am historically bad with names). And why four? Because of that old influence, 8-Bit Theater, and its' famous gag. "Four white mages? It will never work!"

Next, after Widow Maker's return, a Fite Yer Mates battle took place that left several characters in need of medical attention. I brought back the white mages for a joke, but three of them got scared off, with a single mage staying behind. I randomly decided this was "White Mage 3". This mage healed the hurt fighters, and then stuck around. For the last week of the first round of the tournament, White Mage 3 was Widow Maker's goofy sidekick. She was cute, naive, and provided the CSI "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHH" every time Widow Maker made a pun. Her main reason for existing was that at the time Zoofights was a bit more dark than it is now. There were no fluffy relationships and the vast majority of our interactions were centered around watching bloodsports, be it Zoofights itself or the earliest Fite Yer Mates battles, which were pretty brutal. Because of the darker tone, I thought it would be funny to see how a very cute, childlike character would react to it all. And it was all very innocent, silly fun for a while.

Then the first Big Bar Brawl happened.

Harpy entered Alex into that brawl, but JRM had asked for good pictures of the entrants for help with drawing them, so Harpy exchanged her sprite pic of Alex for the official character art of Ramza from Final Fantasy Tactics. I happened to like this design and art style quite a lot, so I reacted with a joke - White Mage 3 used Widow Maker's vote for the Brawl on Alex, with no reasoning beyond a picture of her with hearts for eyes. Then Alex followed up on it, asking 3 for her name. I flailed for a minute in panic before throwing out "Sarah".

And off we went. The pairing developed quickly and simply, as befitting the first pairing of ZFRP. Over time, Sarah developed into the character she is today - sweet, kind, caring, bubbly, and a bit ditzy. Despite using her constantly in the most active season of RP, I've done my best to keep her fresh by using her in different ways. Season 2 focused on Sarah without Alex, as Harpy largely sat out that year. Sarah got time to be on her own, most notably getting involved with helping Morgana and Kayle accept one another again after their severe falling out. In Season 3, I gave Sarah a break and she did very little of importance, only showing up in person at the very end of the season. And in Season 4, Sarah was meant to remain a rare cameo, but she once again defied expectations, this time thanks to the Tractor, and became a regular for the second half of the season. In the Season 4-Season 5 offseason, Alex finally popped the question on Valentine's Day, and ZFRP's original pairing is getting a wedding in Las Vegas! Rest assured, there will be all sorts of grand plans to make this wedding as adorable and full of sweets as possible.

One of the things about Sarah that proves to be the most fun to roleplay is when she does unexpected things, and sometimes those weird things become regular parts of her character. Her drinking contest participation was among the first of these, and her tendency to ride motorcycles, her shutter shades and feather boa won in a bet from Delmond, and her sudden transformation into a theme park owner added to the fun. With our Season 3 setting change, many of these traits vanished - there was nowhere to ride her bike and Tridenland was a poor choice themewise compared to the Star Festival's fairgrounds. We return to urban America this summer, so look for old Sarah habits to return as well.

I really enjoy roleplaying as Sarah. She's a ray of sunshine, always eager to help people regardless of whether they need encouraging words, white magic, or a tasty snack. She gets mocked every so often for her height or her weight, but she refuses to let the haters keep her down. As one of the two "founding mothers" of my roleplaying, Sarah is an important character to me. I hope I can continue to find ways to keep her a fresh and fun character to interact with.

Chatzy Madness Volume 184: Tender Vengeance

Cornwind Evil: "All the most iconic covers are full of weird unexplained shit. Who's the terrified guy Spider-Man is carrying? Why is Superman destroying a car and terrifying everyone? If laser beams and rocket launcher haven't done the trick why does Iceman think that snowballs will - and where the hell is Beast swinging from?"
Cornwind Evil: "I googled "comic book cover backstory", and didn't get anything useful except for this picture"
SteelKomodo: batman
SteelKomodo: batman why did you drop that acid
SteelKomodo: batman take off the hat and stop talking to those flowers
SteelKomodo: BATMAN D:
Cornwind Evil: ........I guess Afterlife With Archie was decades in the making
Cornwind Evil: Del actually posted some of these panels earlier
Cornwind Evil: Now I'm posting others
SteelKomodo: BETTY NO D:
SteelKomodo: man, Riverdale is just full of backstabbing, treachery and vore
Cornwind Evil: His father may not yell at him, but The Spectre will make sure he faces retribution for his terrible grades.
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
RubyChao: link 1
RubyChao: link 2
SteelKomodo: "you're a weenie"
SteelKomodo: really, may? that the best you could come up with?
Cornwind Evil: Ah, Fletcher Hanks....boy do you deserve the legacy you got
Cornwind Evil: I was wrong Chao
Cornwind Evil: This is the actual story of Stardust
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/moKcM41.jpg
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/zyeS9Mz.jpg
SteelKomodo: wtf is going on with Stardust's torso there
SteelKomodo: Adventures of GOD-MAN
SteelKomodo: this is what this basically is
SteelKomodo: Stardust just quirks an eyebrow and bam, problem solved
Cornwind Evil: Stardust was done entirely by one man: written, drawn, etc
Cornwind Evil: It was comics' earliest days and there was no rules
SteelKomodo: i can tell :U
Cornwind Evil: I have to wonder...does this count as an UNUSUAL day for Thor?
SteelKomodo: I know I should say something about Thor's attitude here
SteelKomodo: but I keep being distracted by that incredibly blatant crotch-shot of Susan
SteelKomodo: seriously, was that really necessary?
Cornwind Evil: I imagine this is what it would be like if Wulf and Sheep wrote a comic together
SteelKomodo: hahahahaha

Chatzy Madness Volume 180: Emperor Brock's Dancing Empress

RubyChao: status report:
RubyChao: errand 1 done, errands 2, 3, and 4 cancelled
Del: oh hey
Del: whys that
RubyChao: places are closing early because 2snowy
RubyChao: it's expected that there's gonna be a shitload of snow tomorrow as well
SteelKomodo: 2Snowy4U
SteelKomodo: good luck, hope you survive out there! \o/
RubyChao: my beard will last another couple days because no barbers
RubyChao: beard confirmed for creating snowstorm
Del: beardstorm
RockCandyGuy: MEGASTORM 2015 has so been been little more than a mild breeze for me
RockCandyGuy: This is bullshit
RockCandyGuy: I got my lawn chair and sunglasses, just, WAITING for it

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Harpy: i have a necklace now that contains my DNA, even though I really don't want it
Harpy: because someone might take it and use it to frame me for a murder :I
SteelKomodo: pfffft
RubyChao: i'd only frame you for a minor felony, harpy

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SteelKomodo: Tamagotchi update
SteelKomodo: Jo is now a small bear
Gooper Blooper: I bet she can bear-ly believe it
Del: ONE MILLION YEARS PUNGEON
 

Chatzy Madness Volume 171: Ivel's Mom Has Got It Going On

RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao: >​no goopy
RubyChao looks sadly at the package
Harpy: PM him :I
RubyChao: "Last Activity » Today, 5:03 PM"
ivelchild: pm him and get him here so you no longer have to sadly look at your package
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: GOOPY
Harpy: RUBY
Harpy: MAKE THE HELL OUT
RubyChao: yeah as far as i can tell it's confir-
Harpy: BECAUSE ITS PACKAGE TIME, PACKAGE TIME
RubyChao: harpy confirmed for shipper
Harpy: i live through your ships
Harpy: because i hardly make them anymore

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PostSpy Red: Sup guys
ivelchild: just being amused that a Gundam character was named Full Frontal
PostSpy Red: ahahaha what
ivelchild: http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/Full_Frontal
Tableter: Does his robot have a huge robodong
ivelchild: http://gundam.wikia.com/wiki/MSN-06S_Sinanju
ivelchild: it looks like it at least has a cup
Tableter: Hagaha
PostSpy Red: Anythng with a robodong
PostSpy Red: Should just be called a roboner
ivelchild: yes
Tableter: Correct

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PostSpy Red: All is lost

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SteelKomodo: (281): Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
SteelKomodo: gonna get dirk to quote that at some point
Gooper Blooper: I imagined Dirk telling Josie this while she's in her pirate outfit

Chatzy Madness Volume 156: Twerking to Tame The Cerberus

SteelKomodo: when i did some shopping in Sainsbury's to get alcohol for the flatmates
SteelKomodo: I saw some Beck's in there - Beck's Blue, to be accurate
SteelKomodo: and I thought "Of course Beck's blue, it's all he wears!"
SteelKomodo: #Ruined

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Keeby: *sets desktop background to ALL PUMPKABOO*
Keeby: spoopy

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Gooper Blooper: harpy
Keeby: oh jesus my thighs
Keeby: those thighs can kill a man
Keeby: not sure whether from crushing their heads or by giving them diabetes
Del in a Hole: Its the diabetus

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Renenged Vengeance: I still maintain that Waldo is the world's single greatest ninja assassin. No matter how many times you think you've found him; no matter how ridiculously obviously he dresses; no matter where he goes- -all you have to do is glance elsewhere, say, another page, and he's gone again.

Chatzy Madness Volume 110: A Big Insect Jesus

RubyChao: i had a dream about chatzy last night
RubyChao: can't i escape even in my sleep D:

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Harpy: and now I need to continue the horrors of grinding in Pokemon
Harpy: because the electric gym will school me hardcore
Harpy: sarah not fat enough to handle the electricity
Jumpropeman: well, Sarah has the Water Crystal, so naturally she would be weak to electricity
Jumpropeman: even though it was fire that really messed her up :V

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Harpy: twinsies are cute
Harpy: spy is cute
Harpy: wulf is cute
Harpy: i haven't seen RC but he's probably cute
Harpy: i'm pretty sure Draco is actually a dinosaur
nosebleed pls: Am not
Harpy: shut up I've seen you irl YOU ARE FUCKING CUTE AND YOU WILL ACCEPT IT
Harpy: all in all all of you are cute and if you say otherwise I will have to do something drastic and buy you bad rats
Jumpropeman: well, since everyone else is saying they aren't cute, I shall accept the title of cutest
nosebleed pls: Sounds reasonable
Saberwulf: JRM King of Kute

Chatzy Madness Volume 109: I'm Your Nephew From the Future

つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE JRTIDE: But Cranky can't keep DK out of trouble in this feature-length film, which finds everyone on Congo-Bongo Island battling for the elusive Crystal Coconut (whoever holds the Coconut will receive any wish). Most vehemently after the Coconut is the mercenary King K. Rool (and his reptilian horde of Kremlings) and the pirate Captain Scurvy. Fortunately DK, despite some false starts, manages to save the day. The 3-D animation here is well done and engaging, and the music is notably good, fun, and catchy.
Gooper Blooper: catchy is right

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つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BEARDTIDE: I should do eats ;;
Gooper Blooper: well don't cry about it, just eat dufe
Delgeon Keeper: spy how the hell do you put off vital functions
Delgeon Keeper: i bet if you could delay breathing you would
Gooper Blooper: Spy's dorm goes up in flames
Gooper Blooper: delays as long as he can
Gooper Blooper: "I have to evacuate ;;"
Delgeon Keeper: he's got leo luster on repeat
Delgeon Keeper: hypnotised by badly animated monkey
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BEARDTIDE: Pretty much, Goops
つ ◕_◕ ༽つ GIVE BEARDTIDE: Generally when I say "brb" I mean "give me 5 minutes and if no further response I'm brbing"

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RubyChao: so if pit dresses up to get into tak-sin's court, what are the odds he'll run into utsuho by accident :V
RubyChao: Pit: "I swear, Okuu, there is a very good reason for this"
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Dirk: *critical existance failure*

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Gooper Blooper: "It was announced at today's WWE live event in Kansas City, MO that John Cena was injured and wouldn't be there."
Gooper Blooper: And the WWE's week ends as it began
Gooper Blooper: badly
SteelKomodo: ouch D:
Delgeon Keeper: lel cena
Delgeon Keeper: job cena
SteelKomodo: #Badman
RubyChao: there's one thing a cena always keeps
RubyChao: his odds

Chatzy Madness Volume 106: Attractive Fertile Female Bass

Gooper Blooper: never forget
Harpy: what
Harpy: i'm getting more confused and frightened every day
SteelKomodo: Some of us want to D,:
SteelKomodo: You remember us talkin bout Lapland new forest, harpy?
Gooper Blooper: for the uninitiated
Gooper Blooper: I remember a couple years back I found a big forum thread about LNF on some travel website that captured the days leading up to the opening and then the fallout after it opened
The Towers of Austin Powers: i remember this
The Towers of Austin Powers: hahahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: I wonder if said thread is still up
RubyChao: hello goops
Harpy: i wasn't here for that
Harpy: which is why I was confused
Gooper Blooper: Found the thread, it was a site for moms
SteelKomodo: I c
Gooper Blooper: Or "mums"
Gooper Blooper: because Britain
SteelKomodo: #Britain

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RubyChao: guys we found the new character selector for ssb4
Gooper Blooper: Imagine if Sakurai actually added every single character asked for on Miiverse
Jumpropeman: Knukle fr smsh bro
Gooper Blooper: Every last one of them
RubyChao: he'd be over a thousand by now
SteelKomodo: That'd be my personal nightmare D:
Gooper Blooper: As a result the game never releases because people never stop requesting
Gooper Blooper: Or it DOES release and everyone after the first 500 is DLC
Jumpropeman: but at least we could play as Goku
SteelKomodo: I'd only be happy if it was TFS Goku
SteelKomodo: and his final smash was the muffin button
Gooper Blooper: spongy love muffins
SteelKomodo: "YAAAAAAAAY-" *Namek stage explodes*
RubyChao: i did not know moshi moshi meant all that
Gooper Blooper: "LOOK SAKURAI I KNOW JAPANESE WILL YOU PUT SQUIDWARD IN SMASH NOW"
Gooper Blooper: "PLEASE"
SteelKomodo: "No :|"

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Gooper Blooper: Remember when Rain beat demonic possession by chugging a milkshake
Gooper Blooper: Pepperidge Farm remembers
SteelKomodo: NEVER FORGET

Chatzy Madness Volume 102: Hankmass

SteelKomodo: so bro
SteelKomodo: um, actually this is better for skype, since harpy won't have a clue what we're on about :U
Harpy: "HEY DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE THING IN THAT THING THAT WE JUST PLAYED YESTERDAY"

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RubyChao: so does anyone want to know about a 2014 idea i decided to scrap
Year Of GB: Chaotting Room Floor
RubyChao: the very first edition
RubyChao: i need to have more ideas so i can cut them and then tell you guys about them
Highway to Del: oh boy
SteelKomodo: lolz
RubyChao: this touhou gal has fire powers and is phoenix-themed, i was originally considering having her show up in 2014 and being sort of a foil to utsuho
RubyChao: but my plans changed and she got cut
Year Of GB: She even looks like Bizarro Utsuho
RubyChao: fun fact i would have most likely introduced her as my 2014 lotto character :V
Year Of GB: and then she gets third
Highway to Del: bizzarsuho

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Year Of GB: top quality porting job (spoilers for the first Phoenix Wright game)
Year Of GB: "when the victim was died"
Highway to Del: amazing

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Baking Balls joined the chat
Year Of GB: spy please
Baking Balls: I'm making meatballs
Baking Balls: Surely there is no other way this name can be taken

Chatzy Madness Volume 101: American Box Art Alex

Gooper Blooper: and now it's time for Good Idea, Bad Idea
Gooper Blooper: Good Idea: making your lover a delicious cake for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: Bad Idea: Forgetting he can't eat radioactive materials
RubyChao: PFFFFFFT
RubyChao: "Nah, don't worry Utsuho... I'll be fine..." *pit is rushed to the decontamination room*
Gooper Blooper: *shrug* "More for me!"

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SteelKomodo left the chat
Jumpropeman: wha
Jumpropeman: SK was here?
Bearded Dragon: I guess?
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: He always is
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: In our heart

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SteelKomodo: somehow got a monkey from oxfam
Saberwulf: Is "monkey from oxfam" some form of English slang I'm not getting
Saberwulf: Or did you aquire a live ape
SteelKomodo: It's a stuffed gorilla toy we liberated from the charity shop we do volunteering at
SteelKomodo: Because it was gonna be thrown away :U
Saberwulf: Ah, nice
Saberwulf: And now you own the DK
SteelKomodo: Yep
Saberwulf: wooo

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(Deleter and Gooper Blooper are trading Pokemon in Pokemon X and Y)

Beardwind Beard: Dagnabbit I remember when two people had to be in the same ROOM to trade!
Beardwind Beard: And they needed a CORD!
Gooper Blooper: yeah, it sucked

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RubyChao: TheDeleter: but who the fuck is gonna use ☎
TheDeleter: or ☢
RubyChao: WHO INDEED

Chatzy Madness Volume 99: IT'S ME, SHAGGY

SteelKomodo: http://steelkomodo.blogspot.com/2013/12/dirkmas-2-epilogue-presents.html
Harpy: DIRKYYY
SteelKomodo: yep
Jingle Dels: dirky~
SteelKomodo: #ShurikensAndLightning
Harpy: it rhymes with
Harpy: turkey
SteelKomodo: it does
Harpy: that is proof
Harpy: that dirk
Harpy: IS A CAT PERSON
Harpy: BECAUSE CATS LIKE TURKEY TOO
SteelKomodo: D:

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Harpy: N-no
Harpy: someone
Harpy: either moved my chocolate or ate my chocolate
Harpy: the chocolate that goops gave me
Harpy: I HOPE IT GAVE THEM STOMACH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WAS GIVEN WITH LOVE AND I WAS GONNA EAT IT
Harpy: GRRR SO MAD
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: and thus thats how I pouted about chocolate
Harpy: chocolate is serious business
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: no wait crisis averted, it was just that it was hard to see the chocolate since the packaging blended in with everything else
Harpy: chocolate tried to avoid its doom
Harpy: but there is no escape from me
RubyChao: sarah intensifies
Harpy: now this
Harpy: this is good chocolate

Chatzy Madness 97: Royal Rumble Edition

iDel: I just watched a movie about evil santas being exported to work in malls
iDel: Rare Products
SteelKomodo: what
iDel: It's Finnish
iDel: Look it up
SteelKomodo: actually it's called Rare Exports
iDel: Thanks for correcting me
SteelKomodo: no probs :U

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Triple S: The Spacetime Beam, also known as the Reset Beam, is a beam used in Super Metroid to cause a glitch that will reset the game. This doesn't reset the game as a normal reset; instead it causes all bosses to respawn and all upgrades to be reset, as well as all doors that were a different color than blue
Triple S: This is canon, Samus can change time
RubyChao: 2014 plot: Samus tries to go back in time to make herself not a jobber
RubyChao: It results in her creating the jobbing in the first place
SteelKomodo: XD
Triple S: Samus uses Spacetime Beam. Lord, Sentinels, Fiends, and every other threat respawns
Triple S: BOSS RUSH

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RubyChao: hmmm
RubyChao: so what i'm getting from this
RubyChao: is that scorpion is a lost soul, bent on... vengeance?
Triple S: Yes
Triple S: Also his singer was kicked in the balls a bit too hard

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Goops McMahon: sarah.jpg
Harpy: don't eat alex sarah
Harpy: unless that is a cookie pretending to be alex

Chatzy Madness Volume 89: Crooked as a Barrel of Fish Hooks

RubyChao: out of legit curiosity, what does david think of the guy who killed snakehim :V
Saberwulf: He'll probably give him a prize
Saberwulf: A solid gold statue of himself
Saberwulf: He's got like what, 50
RubyChao: pfft
2Goopy: Does the statue's head bobble
The Deleter: of course it does
The Deleter: did you even have to ask :P
Saberwulf: It better
Saberwulf: He spent a whole zero dollars on those
Saberwulf: (he stole them)
2Goopy: Who was out there making david statues that wasn't involved with david
Saberwulf: David's visage is that of gods, who wouldn't want to forge such beauty hahaha yeah no he got them made and never paid for them
Saberwulf: Because David's an asshole
RubyChao: that's our david! *laugh track*

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Jumpropeman: *caught up on spacewhale antics*
Jumpropeman: *ahem* *sprays water into my throat* Figaro figaro figaro...
Jumpropeman: and.....
Jumpropeman: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RubyChao: pfffffft

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2Goopy: *message box appears*
2Goopy: "Firefox 25 is available"
2Goopy: FIREFOX PLEASE STOP
HoloSpy: WHAT

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RubyChao: "OH COME ON"
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!
SteelKomodo: COME ON NINTENDO D:<
Draco: Nintrolldo
BluSpy: cockblock

Chatzy Madness Volume 81: Calorie-Laden Sugar Balls

Saberwulf: Bathroom is occupado so I can't use the shower
The Deleter: summon wolves to lick you
Saberwulf: oh god
The Deleter: do a rain dance
The Deleter: er
The Deleter: out of ideas already
Saberwulf: pff
The Deleter: collect the tears of everyone who has been on the jerry springer show
The Deleter: and bathe in them to absorb their inability to recognise their faults

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Saberwulf: Alpha Centuair is fuckin' awesome
Saberwulf: Goddamn I can not spell today
Saberwulf: Alpha Centauir sounds like a men's cologne
Saberwulf: New, from Wulfhaus

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Gooper Blooper: Today I completed Final Fight 2
Gooper Blooper: In summary, some people didn't respect the pipe
Gooper Blooper: (unfortunately I never actually found a pipe to use)

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RubyChao: HE'S BACK, AND HE'S GOT A NEW TRICK, MAGICAL CHAOVER'S TEN TIMES AS SLICK

Chatzy Madness Volume 80: And That's How Sarah Ate the Universe

Harpy: HEY SPY GUESS WHO MADE MYTHOLOGY
RedSpy: YES YES YES

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Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass

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RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST

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The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada