Gooper Blooper: and now it's time for Good Idea, Bad Idea
Gooper Blooper: Good Idea: making your lover a delicious cake for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: Bad Idea: Forgetting he can't eat radioactive materials
RubyChao: PFFFFFFT
RubyChao: "Nah, don't worry Utsuho... I'll be fine..." *pit is rushed to the decontamination room*
Gooper Blooper: *shrug* "More for me!"
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SteelKomodo left the chat
Jumpropeman: wha
Jumpropeman: SK was here?
Bearded Dragon: I guess?
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: He always is
THE BEARDED DIAPER WEEGEE: In our heart
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SteelKomodo: somehow got a monkey from oxfam
Saberwulf: Is "monkey from oxfam" some form of English slang I'm not getting
Saberwulf: Or did you aquire a live ape
SteelKomodo: It's a stuffed gorilla toy we liberated from the charity shop we do volunteering at
SteelKomodo: Because it was gonna be thrown away :U
Saberwulf: Ah, nice
Saberwulf: And now you own the DK
SteelKomodo: Yep
Saberwulf: wooo
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(Deleter and Gooper Blooper are trading Pokemon in Pokemon X and Y)
Beardwind Beard: Dagnabbit I remember when two people had to be in the same ROOM to trade!
Beardwind Beard: And they needed a CORD!
Gooper Blooper: yeah, it sucked
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RubyChao: TheDeleter: but who the fuck is gonna use ☎
TheDeleter: or ☢
RubyChao: WHO INDEED
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Gooper Blooper: Minor aside: I beat Golden Axe today, sort of. When a game is hard even with savestates you know you're dealing with serious shit
Gooper Blooper: that fucking final boss
Gooper Blooper: and his fucking invincible skeletons
RubyChao: join us, gooper
RubyChao: turn your name red
RubyChao: join us in the overly hard games
WEEGEE NOT OVER YET: We're here
Gooper Blooper: catching deeeeeeeaaaaaaths on the screeeeeeeeen
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Delpocalypse: I am now a Baron
Delpocalypse: Apparently any asshole in Kalos can be nobility
Delpocalypse: If this leads to money, fame and two lopunny under my arms then I'm all for it
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Beardwind Beard: Old acquitences be forgot...something something
Draco: OH MY GOD! LESS THAN A MINUTE!
Gooper Blooper: happy new beer
SteelKomodo: 3
SteelKomodo: 2
SteelKomodo: 1
Gooper Blooper party tooter
Draco: HAPPY 4 O'CLOCK!
Draco: Er....NEW YEAR!
SteelKomodo changed name to FutureKomodo
Draco: What's the future like, SK?
FutureKomodo: Eh, same as the past kinda
FutureKomodo: except plus one, and with more fireworks
RubyChao: are there jetpacks and flying cars yet
FutureKomodo: Sadly no :<
FutureKomodo: My first words of 2014 were "Arse, poo and widdle."
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Jesnoy joined the chat
SteelKomodo: Oh hai jonesy
Harpy: JONESY
RubyChao: happy new year jonesy
Harpy: OMG
Jesnoy: Hiiiiiii
Harpy: HOW IS TEENY CONRAD?
RubyChao: are you and erebus planning to go on a dragon ride to celebrate
SteelKomodo: Happy new year!
Jesnoy: Wassup mah little babbies
Jesnoy: M on the dargon already lel
SteelKomodo: It's New Years and I spilled bud on the carpet
Beardwind Beard: Don't drop your phone
Jesnoy: Happy new year
SteelKomodo: good times :U
Jesnoy: Wheeeeee
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FutureKomodo: Oh god i wanna talk 2014 RP so bad
FutureKomodo: but I can't spoil anythiiiiiing D:
Gooper Blooper: I have glorious ideas too
RubyChao: more like
RubyChao: gloriaous
Gooper Blooper: I actually have only one thing for Gloria right now
Gooper Blooper: but it's
Gooper Blooper: "big"
Gooper Blooper wink
RubyChao: gloria accidentally falls into gensokyo
RubyChao: is mistaken for yuugi by everyone
Harpy: Gloruigi
Harpy: so ready
Red Green Mario: ITS-A ME GREEN LUIGI
Beardwind Beard: And then Gloria felt the urge to master a children's card game
Gooper Blooper: "Yuugi where'd your muscles go? do you even lift"
RubyChao: meanwhile yuugi is on the zfs and using the books for weight pressing
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Harpy: no pre-coupled pairs here
Harpy: just sad carla, sassy sammy, calm carlos, and jammin juan
Harpy: Mikey and Siren 2 young 4 love
Harpy: or too old, in Siren's case
Gooper Blooper: Immortals can't be too old for love
Gooper Blooper: look at erebus
Harpy: but do you really want Siren to split into a million tiny hers and zerg rush her lover in excitement
RubyChao: yes harpy
RubyChao: yes i do
Red Green Mario: . . . That isn't a deterrent. That's adorable
Gooper Blooper: yes harpy
Red Green Mario: That's like saying "Do you really want Siren SQUEEING? Perish the thought!"
Harpy: oh my god someone is gonna try to date siren just for that
Harpy: then you're gonna see an army of tiny sirens trying to make breakfast for them
Harpy: Carlos confused by the sudden invasion of fey
Red Green Mario: I read that as hey
Red Green Mario: And imagined an army of Barret
Gooper Blooper: FEY FEY FEY FEY INSURGENTS
RubyChao: all of them going #HEY HEY HEY at once
Harpy: army of Barret
Harpy: oh my god
Harpy: that'd be hilarious
RubyChao: when there's a whole army, of course he's not a bit nervous
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Gooper Blooper: Year of Gloria, Spy and Chao rejoice
Harpy: but what about Sammy
Gooper Blooper: year of sammy let's go
Gooper Blooper: There's your pairing, Gloria X Sammy
Gooper Blooper: bros for lyfe
Red Green Mario: I'd say Yes but the yes-man's gone full beard so I can't anymore
Harpy: "full beard"
Gooper Blooper: There's always M Bison
Draco: For you, the day Bison graced your ZFRP was the greatest day of your life! For me it was....Tuesday.
Harpy: what if M Bison
Harpy: was Sammy
Gooper Blooper: FOR I BEHELD SAMMY AS SHE FELL FROM HEAVEN
Gooper Blooper: LIIIIKE LIGHTNINNNNNNNNG
Draco: saM Bison?
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Gooper Blooper: the final line in chatzy for 2013 - what will it be
Gooper Blooper: will it be a deep, meaningful insight
Gooper Blooper: will it be a friendly "have a nice year" type thing
Gooper Blooper: or will it just be "butts"
Harpy: if only I was here for that moment
Harpy: so I could say
Harpy: butts
RubyChao: have a nice butts
Red Green Mario: I will do it
Red Green Mario: I will be the last message of 2013 with butts
Red Green Mario: And then debut SOMETHING NEW for 2014
Draco: You'd butt-er believe it.
Beardwind Beard: It's hindquarters
Harpy: i can't believe its not butter
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Draco: HARPY NEW YEAR
Draco: WOOOOOO
Draco pops a party popper.
Jumpropeman: HARPY MOO YEAR!
Jumpropeman: this will be the year we will finally hear her moo
Draco: Yay. :D
Draco: Last comment of '13 was mine. I won, Red Spy! History is changed and the Reds NO LONGER EXIST!
Draco: Harpy Moo Year indeed! :D
Jumpropeman: which comment was the last one? I want to frame it above my mantlepiece
draco: I think it was WOOOOOOOO.
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RubyChao: "Then Bowser (of course) kidnaps Princess Peach and places her on a train and the rest of the gang gets on another train and the two trains follow each other all the way to Atlanta, where they then chase Bowser up to the tallest building there, but when they get there they notice that Waluigi had kidnapped Elroy Jetson, when Elroy and Peach are rescued everyone suddenly falls down into a Warp Pipe, ending up in Pittsburgh."
Isle Delfino: wha
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Harpwulf: but yeah, that's the thing about char "borrowing". If you're gonna use somebody's else's char, stay true to what their original character is, unless they say its okay to do some minor twists. And nothing like "Carla can now shoot fireballs out of her ass and break through 'static'"
Draco writes Sammy as being a shrimp boat sailor.
Harpwulf: "shrimp boat sailor"
Harpwulf: she'd eat the shrimp she caught
RubyChao: carla is now a 50-foot tall robot who is still shy
Gooper Blooper: The Most Dangerous Hype
Draco: Life is like a box of chocolates, Sammy. It'll make you fat and happy for as long as you have it.
SteelKomodo: XD
STAYING ALIVE: Alex is bald
STAYING ALIVE: And gritty
STAYING ALIVE: And jacked
STAYING ALIVE: And has an eye patch
STAYING ALIVE: He's American Box Art Alex
Gooper Blooper: nooooo
Harpwulf: oh my god no
Draco: XD
Gooper Blooper: Sarah would be sad, but she has become American Box Art Sarah and is a generic bimbo
STAYING ALIVE: (American Box Art Sarah is less curvy and more curvy and is wearing less robe and more "open poncho")
STAYING ALIVE: (American Box Art Tiamat has twice as many heads, is transparent, and overlooks the two from the sky)
Harpwulf: american box art Carlos looks like Barret
STAYING ALIVE: American Box Art 17 looks like a Xenomorph and a Predator had a baby
SteelKomodo: nooooo
Draco: American Box Art Draco is is ridiculously streamlined, bright red, and pointy.
SteelKomodo: American Box Art Stanley is bare-chested, frowning and has an army crew cut
SteelKomodo: also superman
RubyChao: American Box Art Cleft is busy gunning down a terrorist while waving an American flag
STAYING ALIVE: American Box Art Oceanus is . . . well, how Osh wishes he looks anyway xD
SteelKomodo: oh god american box art sarah oh god D:
STAYING ALIVE: American Box Art Jonesy is Zero Suit Jonesy
STAYING ALIVE: Also pointier shoulders on the Firebat armor
Del joined the chat
RubyChao: is she teaming up with American Box Art Samus
Draco: Hi Del.
Del: Damn it Spy
SteelKomodo: American Box Art Dirk is [THIS SENTENCE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE PUBLIC INFORMATION COMMITEE FOR YOUR SANITY AND CONTINUED EXISTANCE]
STAYING ALIVE: American Box Art Dirk, aka Val Venis
Gooper Blooper: American Box Art Celestia
SteelKomodo: ^ D:
Gooper Blooper: That one wizard girl from Dragon's Crown with breasts bigger than her head
SteelKomodo: Dirk: *faints from blood loss*
Harpwulf: american box art Sammy
Del: American Box Art Skeleton King
Del: Somehow ripped
Draco: American Box Art Dirk is smoking.
Del: Somehow
STAYING ALIVE: American Box Art Dirk
SteelKomodo: oh god XD
Del: Oh Christ almighty
Del: Nominating for best spy chatzy moment
SteelKomodo: Eddie is already his American Box Art :U
RubyChao: American Box Art Utsuho is either giant on fire and looming in the background or draped on someone's shoulder
Gooper Blooper: Basically all the female characters look like the sort of women you see in beer commercials
Gooper Blooper: Ariel would do a Rally for Reality but she's right there with the rest of them
Gooper Blooper: bad end
Del: American Box Art Tak-Sin
RubyChao: american box art lincoln impersonator
Cornwind Evil joined the chat
RubyChao: dual-wielding machineguns while back to back with cleft
RubyChao: hi cw
Del: Hey CW
SteelKomodo: American Box Art Pit is shirtless- oh hi CW
Cornwind Evil: Sine: I could say a few things about giant breasts but it's one of those TMI situations.
Gooper Blooper: here in ZFRP we are far too classy to be throwing around breasts
SteelKomodo: "American Box Art Tak-Sin"
*hides his Stans*
Gooper Blooper: no sir, it's butts only here
RubyChao: american box art... i ran out of characters. :(
Draco: American Box Art Sine is the girl from Double Dragon.
SteelKomodo: I can't think of anymore characters :<
SteelKomodo: so let me conclude by saying that if this does not go in- WAIT WAIT
SteelKomodo: American Box Art Slender Man
SteelKomodo: ...so anyway, this has to go in chatzy madness now :U
Harpwulf: American Box Art Carla?
Harpwulf: unbearable to imagine
Del: American Box Art Giants
Del: Looking like something out of Pacific Rim
SteelKomodo: ABA Carol... i dunno, maybe Tank Girl?
SteelKomodo: American Box Art of Beasts
Del: ABBA
Del: Lel
Cornwind Evil: So wait, that means Sine gets punched in the gut and carried off
Cornwind Evil: And then Zephyrus and Carol have to beat up 500 clones of the same 5 guys to rescue her?
SteelKomodo: ...Yes
SteelKomodo: :U
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RubyChao: deleted page Blood Whistle (Cliché: Over-reliance on gore combined with a lethal case of purple prose)
REDSPY: NO D:
RubyChao: to be fair he's kind of right
REDSPY: But half the fun of the CPWiki is to laugh at how awful it is
REDSPY: At least delete the mediocre ones nobody likes
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RubyChao: "I wonder if the person who wrote WinRAR’s 40 day trial mechanism has been fired, or maybe they say he’s fired but his ID still works and he can still walk into the building and get paid for his job."
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RubyChao: out of joke curiosity goops
RubyChao: how would sarah react if alex was in a wrestling match
Gooper Blooper: Cheer madly
Gooper Blooper: there would be a sign
RubyChao: "ALEX 4 LYFE"
Gooper Blooper: "BEAST MODE"
RubyChao: "And Alex hits a suplex-" "OH MY GOD THAT'S THE BEST SUPLEX ANYONE EVER SUPLEXED"
RubyChao: sarah just shoves the broadcasters out of the way, takes over
RubyChao: commentary takes a noticeable pro-alex stance
Gooper Blooper: A small running gag of mine was Sarah talking up how manly Alex is
Gooper Blooper: Despite him being a sub-five-foot little boy
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GB: Spy when no homework
RubyChao: but what is spy when homework
GB: Spy when homework
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Gooper Blooper: The sounds of my mom listening to youtube waft into the room
Gooper Blooper: She's listening to a song that has the lyrics
Gooper Blooper: "why can't winter be over"
Gooper Blooper: mom it's january and we live in vermont, stay strong
Harpy: lawd
RubyChao: *letty intensifies*
Gooper Blooper: letty pls
Harpy: *cirno intensifies*
Harpy: *harvest goddess sisters weaken*
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Saberwulf: Writing a story that I have no fucking idea what it's about
Saberwulf: It's got a spaceship with arms though
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Gooper Blooper: mac tonight rings in the new year with free burgers
Saberwulf: Joe clicks his mandibles in disgust at how lame those boygas look
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RubyChao: "Then, as the picture became more and more grisly, a screech emitted from the speakers. But it wasn’t a cartoonish, video game scream. This was the most realistic and disturbing scream I have ever heard in my life. " wow. how original.
REDSPY: Which one is this?
RubyChao: banjo's murder
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REDSPY: I pulled out the cartridge and checked the chip. Sure enough, it was covered in this black gunk. I spent half an hour getting that nasty stuff off. It was at this point I first noticed something strange: after the substance was removed, the chip was red with black rectangles along the surface, which I assumed were meant to be contacts.
REDSPY: It's Satan's computer chip you guys
REDSPY: The screen swung to a demonic figure with a camera taking pictures of the corpse. After he had a few pictures, he curb-stomped Todd's head and took more pictures. Then, a low-pitched demonic, "Say cheeeeeese," came out of the speakers and my whole room lit up for a second.
REDSPY: ahahaha it really IS Satan's computer chip
SteelKomodo: XD
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REDSPY: I made cookies
REDSPY: And they taste fucking wonderful
Two Steps from Del: excellent
Two Steps from Del: the more cookies the better
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Del: Who wants to see animated cat sex
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Del: Killed autocorrect
Del: With a crowbar
Del: Expect silly del entries in chatzy madness to decrease by 38%
Del: I dont need help looking dumb
Del: Get outta my waaaay
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RubyChao: hey gooper i have a question
RubyChao: are there >0 touhou references in sarahpg of one sort or another
Gooper Blooper: yes
Gooper Blooper: although some of said touhou references may in fact be ZFRP references instead
RubyChao: *garland removes helmet, is actually letty whiterock*
Gooper Blooper: *Gutsman DUN NUNNNNN*
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REDSPY: Best part of Smackdown tonight: An actual honest to goodness Wyatt promo
REDSPY: Between them, the Shield, and Bad News Barret I guess I mark out for the heels oops
Gooper Blooper: I always seem to wind up liking the ridiculous supernatural ones
REDSPY: Ooh, nice choice
Gooper Blooper: hence why when I made my own OC wrestler it wound up just being Female Attitude Era Kane
Gooper Blooper: not gonna give her fire powers, gotta have some self-control somewhere here
REDSPY: XD
REDSPY: I love how even after going Korporate Kane, he still has his fire powers
RubyChao: and then silence turns out to have VOICE STEALING POWERS
RubyChao: (because she's called silence!)
Gooper Blooper: She's called Silence because she is mute
RubyChao: BECAUSE SHE STOLE HER OWN VOICE
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REDSPY: Take this gif
REDSPY: Play this song
RubyChao: ...fuck, it works
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RubyChao: man, new york is different on a cold winter's night
RubyChao: it's cold, and it's lonely, and while normally winter days are still crowded, nights you can often find yourself alone on a path from end to end
RubyChao: in fact, one could be forgiven for checking behind them, to see if there's anyone there
RubyChao: after all, there shouldn't be, but what if you have an active imagination?
RubyChao: you might think you see a silent, motionless figure at the far end. oh, it's too far away to tell any details, but it's there
RubyChao: and as you walk along, every so often you check back again. the figure stays at the far end... at first.
RubyChao: occasionally, when you look back, it's moved. not much, you can't see anything clearly, but you can tell it's...
RubyChao: well, not gotten closer. but it's moving in your direction.
RubyChao: you never see it moving, yourself. with how empty and quiet it is, you could hear it moving... but you can't.
RubyChao: and yet it's definitely moving when you check. you decide to try and dismiss it, hurrying your pace.
RubyChao: you can't help but check behind you compulsively, every so often. it's still there. still matching your distance.
RubyChao: as you turn onto the side street for home, the bright streetlights let you relax, at first. eventually you look behind you, to reassure yourself that it was just a figment of your imagination.
RubyChao: it's there. it's there and it's closer, you could tell it more clearly but you're already running, already trying to get away from this thing
RubyChao: you look back, even as you rush. it's still following you, and it gets closer every time you check. you're torn between not looking to keep it from getting closer and looking in case it sneaks up on you
RubyChao: eventually you make it to your apartment complex door, the specter now only several feet away. flinging it open and rushing into the lobby, you hammer desperately on the elevator button, watching the figure just standing silently, motionlessly, only a few feet outside your building.
RubyChao: finally, the elevator comes and you practically fall backwards into it. you slam on the button for your floor, watching the figure's still form as the doors close.
RubyChao: the elevator rides up, and you calm down from your near heart attack. you don't even know what it was, but you decide to let it be and hope you never run into it again.
RubyChao: walking down the hallway, you cast the occasional glance backwards. there's no trace. even when you open your apartment, everything is as it should be. you relax, putting it behind you as you put your groceries in the fridge.
RubyChao: you turn around. cold, lifeless eyes meet yours. a cold hand slowly reaches for your throat.
RubyChao: (and then yuyuko grabbed an orange out your bag and ate it)
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RubyChao: find your next favorite
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: DDDDDDDDDD:
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Gooper Blooper: FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF DARKNESS
SteelKomodo: Pit: GO OKUU =D
REDSPY: GOKUU
SteelKomodo: And then King makes a lewd remark
SteelKomodo: Pit: YOU SHUT UP ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND D:<
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Gooper Blooper: Smogon's OU tier summed up
Gooper Blooper: >Pinsir but not Heracross
Gooper Blooper: HE'S FINALLY DONE IT
Gooper Blooper: IT TOOK FIVE GENS BUT HE FUCKING DID IT
SteelKomodo: Jeez pinsir calm down D:
Gooper Blooper: I think I like Blissey's the best because of her facial expression
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SteelKomodo: Pitsuho 4 best pairing 2013
RubyChao: it is
Gooper Blooper: Pitsuho is pretty great, not gonna lie
RubyChao: let the shipping flow through you
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