RubyChao: wids why
SteelKomodo: damn it widow maker
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Cornwind Evil: Last Night was the WWE Hall of Fame
Cornwind Evil: Mr T literally spent so long talking about his mother they sent in Kane to drag him off stage.
Cornwind Evil: And Ultimate Warrior, oh god....they promised him a live mic and gave it to him
Cornwind Evil: He literally went on for FORTY MINUTES
SteelKomodo: D:
Cornwind Evil: It was like five or six speeches jammed together, mixed with "The Self-Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior was mean" over and over
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RubyChao: if you asked zfrp samus about the baby, she'd probably be like "It was kinda cute, but I thought it'd be a lot safer to just give it to the science team. Of course that didn't work out... Anyhow, it was instrumental in me wiping out Mother Brain, and it's too bad about it dying. Still, no great loss - at least the Metroids are taken care of."
RubyChao: "...Huh? 'Feelings of loss and depression' about it? Who told you that crap?"
RubyChao: (why am i picturing her talking to myriam)
GoopaMania: because myriam would almost certainly ask her about the baby
GoopaMania: She's trying to sort out all these internet rumors
GoopaMania: So all manner of nonsense could pop up on the interwebs
RubyChao: myriam interviews samus about other m
RubyChao: samus spends the entire interview confused at how anyone could get everything this wrong
RubyChao: brb
GoopaMania: Myriam hands Samus a copy of the game and tells her to SEES FER HERSELF
RubyChao: Samus makes it through the opening cutscene
RubyChao: Calmly turns the game off, ejects the disc, throws it in the air
RubyChao: And blasts it with like five missile
GoopaMania: What does the opening cutscene do
GoopaMania: Establish her as inferior?
RubyChao: assuming we're talking all the opening stuff before actual gameplay, there's the redepiction of super's end scene, ass shots, and the BABY'S CRY
RubyChao: i think that would be enough to make samus blast it out of existence already
GoopaMania: "Ass shots? Those are supposed to be endgame! You don't just give it away to any schmoe who can't beat the game in three hours!"
RubyChao: samus believes in making people work for their fanservice
GoopaMania: You want that bikini, you gotta earn it
GoopaMania: or look it up online
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES joined the chat
RubyChao: hello spy
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Did I just walk in on Myriam: Other M
RubyChao: yes
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Excellent
RubyChao: the Samus Smear Campaign that myriam investigates
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RubyChao: this is apparently ridley
Draco: Gorgeous.
GoopaMania: Original Ridley
Deletons: Its ridley's inbred cousin
Deletons: "I DONT EVEN WANNA TALK ABOUT HIM"
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THIS IS AWESOME: Here comes HHH
THIS IS AWESOME: As a WoW character
GoopaMania: As a WoW character? The comments I'm reading are calling Triple H "Gold-Plated Shao Khan"
GoopaMania: YOU WILL NEVER WIN, DANIEL
SteelKomodo: #TestYourMight
GoopaMania: Okay, found a picture
GoopaMania: holy fucking shit
SteelKomodo: What
GoopaMania: GOOD LUCK D-BRY
SteelKomodo: ...Jesus that is Shao Kahn to a t
SteelKomodo: got the war hammer and everything
SteelKomodo: And now I'm picturing Mortal Kombat vs. WWE Universe
RubyChao: Bryan's final boss
SteelKomodo: TRIPLE KAHN WINS
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RubyChao: "Ever heard of Metroid three?Of course you might be wondering what i am talking about im talking about the cursed horrors that is Metroid three.It all started 5 monthes ago i was up playing Metroid Prime and thought"Lets check out what the wii shop has"I went on their and saw a game named Metroid three.The game was free their was no pic describing it nothing."
RubyChao: PROMISING START
GoopaMania: Your number one source for creepypasta, MinecraftForum
Saberwulf: I don't know why, but "metroid three" makes it funnier
Saberwulf: Spelling out the number is hilarious
GoopaMania: that was possibly the most atrocious pasta you've ever posted chao
GoopaMania: At least that one about Silver was shorter
RubyChao: it's a close contest tho
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Deletons: My players want to strap a jetpack to a chameleon
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RubyChao: "Upon opening it I heard another tortured scream. The log simply read "Please Die." I actually laughed a bit, thinking it was ironic to say such a thing so politely."
GoopaMania: "be spooked pls and give me five stars and paypal me money"
RubyChao: "One day I had stumbled across a game named METROID: DREAD on the sidewalk of Nintendo Headquarters. The cartridge for the game was completely black and had the two words METROID DREAD on it. So, I had put it in my N64 to see what the awesomeness of this game would be since it had such a cool cartridge and title."
Saberwulf: sidewalk of Nintendo Headquarters
GoopaMania: yeah, just
GoopaMania: finding it on the sidewalk outside
Saberwulf: These people don't know Nintendo is in Japan do they
GoopaMania: jesus christ
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RubyChao: Fun Fact: The world "blood" appears 48 times in Blood Whistle
RubyChao: not counting bleed, bled, etc
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GoopaMania: and now, someone who is Very Mad About WrestleMania
GoopaMania: "LOOK YOU DUMB FUCKS, YOU FOLLOW THE WORST MOMENT IN WWE HISTORY SINCE A GODDAMN LIVE ON AIR DEATH WITH A FUCKING DIVAS MATCH? FUCKING CUNTS FUCK YOU FUCK EVERYONE INVOLVED IN THE MANAGEMENT OF YOUR COMPANY. FUCK LAWLER I HOPE HE HAS 22 CONSECUTIVE HEART ATTACKS ON AIR AND THE 22ND TAKES HIS BITCH ASS OUT. FUCKING BULLSHIT COCKSUCKERS."
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Saberwulf: Son of a fucking bitch, the root word of galaxy is 'gala' and gala means milk
Saberwulf: They've just been calling the fucking milky way this whole time
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Harpy: i wonder if there's yoshi's cookie pasta
Harpy: haha prolly not
Harpy: AND THEN YOSHI DIED OF DIABETES FROM ALL THESE VS MATCHES
GoopaMania: BAD FUTURE SARAH DIES AS ALEX AND NEPETA CRY
RubyChao: "I got a copy of Yoshi’s Cookie with a shitty torn label. Here is my conversation with my cousin on the subject."
Harpy: ...
GoopaMania: just a glitch
GoopaMania: or a beta
Harpy: i was wrong
Harpy: i was so wrong
Harpy: forgive me, I have sinned
GoopaMania: the title screen now read "Yoshi's Dead Cookie".
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Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Jumpropeman: *braces for impact*
RubyChao hunkers down
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/waEthPS.gif
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/Vx6trSZ.gif
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/CXkTV7p.gif
Cornwind Evil: .....worth it
Cornwind Evil: All worth it
Cornwind Evil YES's! off into the sunset.
Draco: I'm sorry it went badly for you, CW. You have my condolences.
Harpy: did he just punch triple H
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Yes
Harpy: bryan is my fav
T-MINUS 20 MINUTES: Same
Draco: I don't know what he needs all those belts for. His pants seem to fit pretty well.
Cornwind Evil: But alas
Cornwind Evil: It will still be overshadowed in the annuals of history
Cornwind Evil: Because holy shit the Undertaker lost
Cornwind Evil: But even with that Wrestlemania moment
Cornwind Evil: I got what I wanted
Cornwind Evil: Daniel Bryan was a Kobber tonight.
Cornwind Evil: He took every single bit of bullshit they threw in his way and came out smelling like a rose.
Draco: Good for him. =)
Cornwind Evil: He knocked Triple H cold, fended off Triple H beating him up after the match, fended off Triple H attacking him DURING the champion match
Cornwind Evil: Got super-finishered through a table
Cornwind Evil: Got off a stretcher, got back in
Cornwind Evil: And made the hated Batista tap out in the center of the ring
Cornwind Evil: Imagine if Widow Maker had won Fite Your Lord.
Cornwind Evil: It was the equivilant of that
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Jumpropeman: now it's just the l8 nite fite crew
Jumpropeman: time to sit in silence for 30 minutes, say two lines, then leave 40 minutes later
Draco: The best part of the evening if you ask me. =p
Draco: Will Spy share some witticism or funny picture?
Draco: Will RubyChao link us to another zany creepypasta?
Draco: Will Draco shut up and stop being lame?
Draco: Will Jumpropeman jump rope, man?
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Jumpropeman: oh snappers, its midnight!
Jumpropeman: time flies when you're being dumb
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Jumpropeman: The Mirror Never Lies is apparently an Indonesian Film
Draco: Srsly? Donkey Kong lives in Indonesia. Never knew that
Draco: *.
Draco: I have to make sure I use periods or nobody will know I'm me.
Jumpropeman: thank you for adding that period
Draco: You're welcome.
Jumpropeman: I was waiting for the sentence to end, I thought there might be some grand reveal
Jumpropeman: Never knew that, also I'm pregnant
Jumpropeman: anyways, congrats on the new baby, and I'll see you some other day
Jumpropeman: bye!
Draco: Later JRM.
Draco: ....wait, what?
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Tableter: Been listening to snoop dogg
Tableter: Turns out he used to be good
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Cornwind Evil: All jokes aside, we should have known this was coming when 2k14 had an entire section of it's programming literally dedicated to Undertaker and The Streak specifically. Like, sort of saying "Hey, you know this thing that's a thing? Next year, it won't be."
Cornwind Evil: "I don't know where they go with Brock from here. It's established in WWE mythos that the Undertaker's Streak is more important than being the champion. Brock has finished the WWE and just completed the last sidequest. He even finished that buggy UFC DLC pack."
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Tableter: Penis
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Saberwulf: Found a documentary about Sommeliers, the most worthless fucking profession on the planet
Saberwulf: (A sommelier is a wine steward for those who didn't know)
Tableter: Lol
Harpy: "worthless"
Harpy: i dunno, a job where you have an excuse to drink booze every day sounds good
Saberwulf: Yeah but you have to be pretentious about it
Harpy: such rubbish, its like you got this wine out of a garbage can
Saberwulf: "Oh, this 1821 vintage has a top feel of Italian cinnamon and nutmeg"
Saberwulf: No it fucking doesn't it tastes like the same shit in the store
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Harpy: so i won tetris attack in 5 continues
Harpy: bowser can getfucked with his endless chains
SteelKomodo: he was clearly drunk
SteelKomodo: boozer
Gooper Blooper: does that mean you won the chocolate
Harpy: yes
Draco: She just needs to drive down here and pick it up.
Harpy: mail it from the poost office like goopy bloop
Draco: I just realized I lost a $50+ bet. XD
Harpy: a chocolate bar doesn't cost 50 dollars what the fuck
Gooper Blooper: he's buying you twenty pounds of chocolate
Draco: link
RubyChao: literal the sarah
Gooper Blooper: well I actually wasn't THAT far off
Harpy: ...please just get me the 1/2 pound one
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
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Harpy: dammit
Harpy: i try to call my sister, it goes straight to voicemail
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: how can i tell her that i won a bet about tetris attack now
Harpy: (she's the one who got me into the game)
Gooper Blooper: dammit harpy's sister, it's VERY IMPORTANT
Harpy: its almost as important as being BRRRROOOCK LESNAAAR
Harpy: and that daniel bryan won
Gooper Blooper: Daniel Bryan winning is the most important thing in the history of everything
Gooper Blooper: at least that's the impression I've gotten
SteelKomodo: #YES
Harpy: daniel bryan won tetris attack very hard mode on his first try
Harpy: gg scrubs
Gooper Blooper: Actually he was going to but Triple H reached over and turned the SNES off right before he could
Gooper Blooper: but he tried again later and did it
SteelKomodo: damn it Triple H
RubyChao: daniel bryan tries to play touhou, triple h reaches over and moves him into a bullet right before he wins
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: triple H is just the backseat gamer who has high standards
Harpy: and just wants to brag
Harpy: make a danmakufu game with daniel bryan as the hero and all these wrasslers as bosses
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
Harpy: with Triple H being the final boss and Undertaker being the Extra Boss
Gooper Blooper: "John cena beat super metroid in less than three hours. Why can't you be more like Cena?"
Harpy: cena is clearly phantasm mode
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Harpy: my sister doesn't eat chocolate often
Draco: What DOES she eat then? Kale? BU
Gooper Blooper: and she'd JUST reconciled with Morgana, too
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TAXIS joined the chat
TAXIS BEEP. BEEP.
RubyChao: hi
TAXIS: Beep!
Draco: Are the taxis crazy?
TAXIS: *OFFENDED BEEPS*
Draco: This is a family chat. I won't have this profanity, even if it IS censored. BU
Harpy: BONK
Draco slumps over dead.
TAXIS: *ACCUSATORY BEEPS*
Harpy: will you give me a ride
Harpy: to funkytown
Harpy: will you take me to
Harpy: funky town
TAXIS: *AFFIRMATIVE YET VERY LATE BEEPS*
Harpy: you are such a late taxi
TAXIS: *REGRETFUL BEEPS*
Harpy: you won't be paid
TAXIS: *SAD BEEPS*
TAXIS: *PLEADING BEEPS*
Harpy: read the croc story, taxi
Draco is still dead.
TAXIS: *Beeps out the entirety of War and Peace*
Harpy: please
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Draco: Jumpropeman, did you hear about my wager with Harpy earlier?
Jumpropeman: something about tetris
Jumpropeman: what did you bet her? Your first born son?
Jumpropeman: a copy of amnesia and a chocolate bar?
Draco: A big Hershey bar and a copy of Cory in the House for Nintendo DS.
Jumpropeman: Oh man, she is gonna have the time of her life
Draco: She technically lost.
Draco: She ran out of chances and lost the bet, but she wanted to beat the boss anyway and tried once more, this time winning pretty easily.
Jumpropeman: so, she only gets the crappy candy bar instead of the amazing cory in the house game
Draco: Pretty much.
Draco: She was pretty disappointed, but she'll get over it eventually.
Jumpropeman: i don't think she'll ever get over missing out on Cory
Draco: You would know better than I. I think the game was trying to tell you that the last unlockable can only be found in your heart.
Jumpropeman: somewhere deep inside there is the last bobblehead and a picture labelled Meena 2
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Saberwulf: It's almost fucking done aggghhhh
Jumpropeman: from how wulf talks all the time, I assume he creates content by tearing off his own flesh for paper and using his blood as ink
Saberwulf: That is probably less painful than actually writing normally
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RubyChao: i had a dream! and you were there, and you!
Tableter: Hi
Harpy: What up ruby
Harpy: why was I there
Harpy: why was i dream traveling
Harpy: the dreams keep getting weirder and weirder
Harpy: tell us about these dreams
RubyChao: nah it was just chatzy as a whole in the dream, none of you showed up in person or anything
RubyChao: sorry for havng boring dreams
Harpy: what were we even talking about
RubyChao: iii don't remember
RubyChao: sorry :V
Harpy: welp
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Harpy: well i also had a weird dream that I could have sworn i would have forgotten
RubyChao: what was it
Harpy: basically i was on a plane and somehow i was talking to waddler on skype when usually wi-fi does not work
Harpy: also apparently the fucking plane was driving on the highway along with other cars
Harpy: and then we stopped at some hawaiian themed bar named "Tiki Wiki"
Harpy: and i'm like "THIS ISN'T WHERE I WANTED TO GO, I'LL CALL YOU BACK WADDLER"
Harpy: I also had to urge to use the bathroom and before i got to bathroom, i woke up
Harpy: with a great need to use the bathroom
RubyChao: dammit dream harpy
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RubyChao: "Now, I had this old belief hanging around in the back of my mind ever since I was a kid that Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars was unhackable. It was the perfect game and I found no faults with it whatsoever. If nothing's wrong with a game, why mess with it?"
Harpy: *spittakes*
Harpy: are you fucking shitting me kid
RubyChao: sorry waddler looks like you don't exist
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Harpy: ah, i remember when I got away with writing shitty stories on deviantart
Harpy: good times
Draco: Yeah, now I have to take my shitty stories to ZFRP.
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Harpy: if i didn't know any better, i'd assume that david shagged everybody's ancestors
Saberwulf: Peyote is a hell of a drug
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Beardbeard Beardbeard: I wonder how that worked ou-
Beardbeard Beardbeard: Ow
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(Saberwulf is discussing a possible plot involving changing the history of The Hub to make it turn out better)
Beardbeard Beardbeard: So the Hub was taken completely by surprise and probably got kicked in the teeth repeatedly due to it
Saberwulf: Yep, it a really sucky war with tons of people going guerrilla on a massive organized army
Beardbeard Beardbeard: So, the best option would be if the Hub had some pre-warning, all things considered.
Beardbeard Beardbeard: And that would probably kick time in the teeth so hard that clock roaches would come out EVERYWHERE
Draco: Clock roaches...HA! XD
Saberwulf: Well if someone walks onto the street and yells "HEY GUYS THUBAN GONNA BUTTFUCK YA" they no longer exist and no one heard them say it
Beardbeard Beardbeard: Is there an intelligence behind this or is it a 'Stick a fork into an electrical socket get electrocuted' kind of reaction?
Saberwulf: Hell if I know
Saberwulf: ~mystery~
Draco: (Nanomachines)
Beardbeard Beardbeard: So any massive change must be done with the idea you are walking through a minefield
Beardbeard Beardbeard: While blindfolded
Beardbeard Beardbeard: And you don't get do-overs.
Saberwulf: Yep
Saberwulf: Also the air is made of explosions
Beardbeard Beardbeard: Gasoline fumes explosions or nitrogylcerine explosions?
Saberwulf: Everything explosions
Saberwulf: I mean you could probably find what's causing the disappearing and like kill it or some shit but that would require following a trail that doesn't exist
Draco: Methane. Everyone's half-cow and farts thick clouds of methane.
Saberwulf: Bit tough
Beardbeard Beardbeard: It's the darn Neverthere again
Beardbeard Beardbeard: Maybe it is the Neverthere again
Saberwulf: The who
Beardbeard Beardbeard: AS THEY WERE NEVER THERE
Beardbeard Beardbeard: Sorry, what were we talking about?
Saberwulf: Never heard of 'em
Beardbeard Beardbeard: My head got fuzzy for a moment
Beardbeard Beardbeard: Eh, it was probably nothing
Saberwulf: We were talking about THAT SMALL TOWN SPORTS TEAM
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Gooper Blooper: Kirbydamasta: IF ILLIDAN WAS A COOKING UTENSIL, HE WOULD BE ILLIPAN
Harpy: booo
Gooper Blooper: Kirbydamasta: IF ILLIDAN WAS HUMAN HE WOULD BE ILLIMAN
Harpy: BOOOOOO
Gooper Blooper: Kirbydamasta: IF ILLIDAN WAS A VEHICLE, HE WOULD BE ILLIVAN
Harpy: boo this kirbydamasta
Gooper Blooper: Kirbydamasta: IF ILLIDAN WAS A COLOR HE WOULD BE ILLITAN
Harpy: *gurgles*
Gooper Blooper: Kirbydamasta: IF ILLIDAN WAS AN ANONYMOUS IMAGE BOARD HE WOULD BE ILLICHAN
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Draco: I'm going to Costco. Who wants fifty 5 lb. chocolate bars?
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Saberwulf: Ahaha oh my god I forgot I made this note last night
Saberwulf: I was really, really tired and sick, and right before I went to bed I wrote 'DA Idea: Live dungeon crwal in the trash-filled city of RAT GLASGOW'
Gooper Blooper: Wulf gets his best ideas when he's half-conscious
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RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao flops
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RubyChao: oh god i forgot how time consuming premium review mode was
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Beardbeard Beardbeard: Sine: Did Celestia build you? Are you related to Skeiron?
Beardbeard Beardbeard: I roll to see if Sine is needling Beck or actually thinks this
Beardbeard Beardbeard rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Gooper Blooper: come on, Sine, he looks almost identical to mega man
OH MY GOD rolled a die with 17 sides. The die showed: 8
Beardbeard Beardbeard: She's needling him
SmashKomodo: Beck: Who are those guys? Do any of them know my grandad?
Beardbeard Beardbeard: Sine: We all did. You have quite a bloodline, Beck.
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Harpy: critfail, i explode
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
RubyChao: samus's new game comes out
RubyChao: Metroid: Not A Jobber
SmashKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
SmashKomodo: I win at... whatever it was I rolled for
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Gooper Blooper: ariel died again
RubyChao: ariel how did you get on the zfs
RubyChao: ariel no get out of the way of the laser
RubyChao: dammit ariel
Gooper Blooper: The library collapsed
Gooper Blooper: on ariel
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Gooper Blooper sees cornwind's new avatar
Jumpropeman: not big surprise
Gooper Blooper: shock of the millennium
Draco: It's the Undertaker, isn't it?
Gooper Blooper: it's obviously John Cena
RubyChao: >implying it's not triple h
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Jumpropeman: *deletes all character profiles, just puts up a giant picture of Uncle Greg*
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Draco: Apparently this is Uncle Greg: data:image/jpeg;base64,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
Draco: WOAH.
Draco: Um....wow.
Jumpropeman: looks just like him! XD
Gooper Blooper: um
RubyChao: draco
RubyChao: draco no
Gooper Blooper: I was told there was a 400 character limit
Jumpropeman: PREMIUM
Gooper Blooper: Uncle Greg is a Missingno-like eldritch abomination of garbled code
RubyChao: so we can safely assume Uncle Greg looks like a wall of text, then
Gooper Blooper: it tore from the void that no light pierces to follow the sarahkin
Jumpropeman: He got so buff he was able to punch reality itself ala Super Boy
Gooper Blooper: And Uncle Greg opens his five hundred mouths and casts the Cure that will end the world
Draco: Cure existence of itself.
Jumpropeman: *starts integrating this into the ever expansive yet utterly pointless head-canon I am slowly developing for Greg*
RubyChao: Uncle Greg for final boss
Draco: Uncle Gregmass
Gooper Blooper: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/58496258/RP/2014/Misc2014/UncleGreg.png
Jumpropeman: holy crap goops
RubyChao: oh my god goops
RubyChao: that's amazing
A VERY SEXY TAXI: That's it
A VERY SEXY TAXI: Goops just won Chatzy
A VERY SEXY TAXI: And art
A VERY SEXY TAXI: And life
Draco hides.
Jumpropeman: guess I can't complain there is no fanart of him now :V
Gooper Blooper: H̢͈̮̤̖̱̉ͯ̓̃̿Ê̘̣͚͖̾ͬͦ̓̏͌̚̚͞ ̶̶̟͚̫͐̈́ͫ͂̍C͓̰͕ͥ̀͜Ö̝̳̻̗ͧͧ͛̑̀͟M̴̠ͫͣ̆̍́ͅE̤̲͇͕̽͋̀͐ͧ͛ͅŞ̜̜̪̳̝ͮ̽̎̒̊ͮ
RubyChao: U̸͘҉̞̞̞̲Ṉ̴̠̜̯͚̳̺͎̬́͟C̡͚̗͈͇̱L̻̼E̴͕͖̻̻͎̭̩̰͍ ҉͔̬͎͚͓̟G̛̥̻R̰̞͉̭̱E̖͙̘͕͓̰̳̝̠G҉̝̼̲͈͘͝
Draco: G̯͕̱̗̳̯̣͛͆̇͌͒̚̚o̙͔͎̰̼͙͗͒͌͂́͒̆͜t̢̪̱̺̠͎̙̐̽̒̂̎͛͘ ̻̫̱̟̦͓̀̄͐͋̋̋̈́͜'̢̺͔̼̫͓̜̏͌̂͋͌̂͝c̛̜̫̲͙͍͎͓̈́̃̄̐͆̕h̨̧͓̳̣̗͙́̓́͘̚̚͝ȩ̨̥̹̠͍̲̌́̿͆̀̕͠r̡̞̰̖̱̟̹̈͗̆̓͋̑̂ ̢̻̪̫̘̲͉̈́́͐̓͒̇͝n̨͖̲̣͖̫͎͒͒̏̐̂̑̃ơ͇̭̺̰̰̼̪͑͋̈́̄͆͘s̛̙̰̳͓͉͉̜̒̈̈́̽̅̚ę̞͖̳͉̲͕̋́̀͊́̈̕!͙͓̰͓̫̪̉͗̆͋̾͆̍ͅ
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RubyChao: i should get goops to make me an S4 hype avatar
Jumpropeman: I'll make you one
Jumpropeman: *it's just Pit and Utsuho smooshing their faces together*
RubyChao: i knew there was gonna be a catch
Jumpropeman: *flashing into a gif of Cleft*
Jumpropeman: *and then the words ENTER TOM TURBINE IN A FITE ALREADY*
RubyChao enters literally every character he's ever used in fites during 2014, except turbine
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Draco: Pitbros just gonna break up with Utsuho and Josephine anyway when they find a new Sarahkin, Mary Sue, is in town and it wowing them with her in-depth knowledge of ancient Sumerian sculpture, her world record for boulder tossing, and her watermelon-sized chest that somehow doesn't ruin her posture.
Draco: She can also turn into a hedgehog.
Draco: Original Character Do Not Steal Unless Sakurai Puts Her In Brawl.
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Jumpropeman: I feel like I haven't properly portrayed my reaction to the smash direct
Jumpropeman: just imagine my human face as my JRM ghost face
Jumpropeman: except with a wider grin
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SteelKomodo: i keep seeing Greninja and thinking "lel he's a ninja"
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Draco: Could Uncle Greg be behind one of the biggest ZFRP scandals of all time? The greatest of unsolved mysteries?
Jumpropeman: would that be "Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?"
Jumpropeman: cuz I'm pretty sure that was Sarah
Draco: Okay, the SECOND GREATEST of unsolved mysteries.
Jumpropeman: ah, then you must be referring to the theater snack stand debacle
Draco: ....THIRD GREATEST.
Draco: Why are the lion and the unicorn scamming people out of their bread and plumcakes by fighting over crowns?
Jumpropeman: i thought they were given bread to scare them out of town
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Tableter: Pernus
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ALL TOGETHER NOW!
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