Cornwind Evil: I've figured out a Twisted Metal solution
Cornwind Evil: And at the end of Round 3 there will be a SURPRISE in terms of RL stuff
Samoa Dinosaurs: Raspberry is forcibly ejected from the tournament?
Jumpropeman: the surprise is that Cornwind will do the finale entirely on film through charades
DiamondChao: the SURPRISE is that we will get together and do it in real life
Shaman Obssessed Harpy: oh god its a LARP
Jumpropeman: imagine a bunch of people running around pretending to drive cars and blowing raspberries for engine noises
Samoa Dinosaurs: Twisted Metal spoilers:
Samoa Dinosaurs: Joshy steals the six human souls and becomes omega joshy
Samoa Dinosaurs: Nothing changes
Samoa Dinosaurs: He just keeps driving his kratt and competing
---
Jumpropeman: some people say they want to skydive before they die as sort of the "crazy stunt" they do so they don't feel unfulfilled
Jumpropeman: but I want to be
Jumpropeman: a human cannonball
Jumpropeman: and if I can do that
Jumpropeman: I'll die happy
Cornwind Evil: Thing is, anyone can skydive
Cornwind Evil: You need training to be a human cannonball methinks
ivel: that is true
Jumpropeman: i'd be willing
Jumpropeman: I'll put a pot on my head like Guybrush and I should be fine though, right?
---
Cornwind Evil: Hey GB, check it out
Cornwind Evil: It's the forgotten cousin of the Metal Slug series
Cornwind Evil: And what an AMAZING ending!
Gooper Blooper: An old arcade game? You bet your ass it'll have a fantastic ending
Gooper Blooper: they always made sure to make it worth your effort and quarters, and by that I mean CONFLATURATIONS YOU WINNER
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
Cornwind Evil: Parsee gives an adequate conflaturation.
Cornwind Evil: ...see, Draco? Now you've got ME doing it
ivel: that ending
ivel: really
Gooper Blooper: Draco has taken control of CW's chatzy handle
Draco: :I
Draco: I did no such thing. *hides the remote control*
Cornwind Evil: Cornwindplot 2016 is cancelled
Bree: hooray!
Draco: More time for Skype.
Bree: I mean uh
Bree: oh no :<
Cornwind Evil: Unfortunately, since I had no wholly set plot, that command inverts on itself
Cornwind Evil: Meaning THE RETURN OF THE SEASONLONG CORNWIND PLOT
Draco: Oh no! Cornwindplot consume all other plots!
Shaman Obssessed Harpy: two season long harplot
Shaman Obssessed Harpy: ye
Shaman Obssessed Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Shaman Obssessed Harpy: no
Shaman Obssessed Harpy: the dream never hadplen
DiamondChao: wait
DiamondChao: so does that ending
DiamondChao: do they literally just restart the game
Gooper Blooper: Oh my, that IS bad
Gooper Blooper: especially for 1994
Gooper Blooper: Pathetic, really
Showing posts with label Bravely Default. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bravely Default. Show all posts
Saturday, May 14, 2016
Saturday, April 30, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 248: We've Shipped Godzilla
Bree: M Sheep: "You were RAD AS CANADA back there!"
-M Sheep: Meiling's a big fan of northern landmasses, apparently
-Gooper Blooper: *hides letty*
Bree: when the hell did meiling say that
Bree: why the hell did meiling say that
StarlightChao: thanking papyrus after meshugah
Bree: that doesn't answer my second question
StarlightChao: i don't know
StarlightChao: you were the one who wrote it
Bree: this is what meiling does
Bree: I write her and then months and months later I'm like "what the fuck, meiling"
Bree: if that doesn't happen then I haven't written her properly I guess
---
Bree: I read an article about The Rock's diet
Bree: he eats like a pound and a half of fish per day
Harpy: sounds like the wicasa diet
Spy: IF YA SUHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Spy: WHAT THE ROCK
Spy: IS EATING
Bree: he eats other stuff too
Bree: his daily routine involved seven meals totaling 4,800 calories
StarlightChao: that diet
StarlightChao: it just sounds
StarlightChao: a little
StarlightChao: ...
Harpy: NO
StarlightChao: ...
Harpy: CHAO
StarlightChao: fishy
Bree: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Gooper Blooper: JesterChao.txt
Harpy: i'm not inviting you to my christmas party
Spy: DANG
Spy: Its okay Chao
Spy: You can come to mine
Draco: Yeah, you can come to Spy's.
Draco: I'm not having one because I'll be too busy inventing things to feel terrible over.
StarlightChao: like the time you KILLED MY BROTHER
StarlightChao: the one who didn't exist
ivel: Chao
ivel: no
Draco: Why would I feel terrible about that? VB
---
StarlightChao: >reading through old rp
StarlightChao: >parsee extolling gluttony's virtues to edea all the way back at the end of may
StarlightChao: forty keks
-M Sheep: Meiling's a big fan of northern landmasses, apparently
-Gooper Blooper: *hides letty*
Bree: when the hell did meiling say that
Bree: why the hell did meiling say that
StarlightChao: thanking papyrus after meshugah
Bree: that doesn't answer my second question
StarlightChao: i don't know
StarlightChao: you were the one who wrote it
Bree: this is what meiling does
Bree: I write her and then months and months later I'm like "what the fuck, meiling"
Bree: if that doesn't happen then I haven't written her properly I guess
---
Bree: I read an article about The Rock's diet
Bree: he eats like a pound and a half of fish per day
Harpy: sounds like the wicasa diet
Spy: IF YA SUHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Spy: WHAT THE ROCK
Spy: IS EATING
Bree: he eats other stuff too
Bree: his daily routine involved seven meals totaling 4,800 calories
StarlightChao: that diet
StarlightChao: it just sounds
StarlightChao: a little
StarlightChao: ...
Harpy: NO
StarlightChao: ...
Harpy: CHAO
StarlightChao: fishy
Bree: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
Gooper Blooper: JesterChao.txt
Harpy: i'm not inviting you to my christmas party
Spy: DANG
Spy: Its okay Chao
Spy: You can come to mine
Draco: Yeah, you can come to Spy's.
Draco: I'm not having one because I'll be too busy inventing things to feel terrible over.
StarlightChao: like the time you KILLED MY BROTHER
StarlightChao: the one who didn't exist
ivel: Chao
ivel: no
Draco: Why would I feel terrible about that? VB
---
StarlightChao: >reading through old rp
StarlightChao: >parsee extolling gluttony's virtues to edea all the way back at the end of may
StarlightChao: forty keks
Tuesday, April 19, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 247: Thành Viên Dóng Góp
M Sheep: "Sarah is short. We all know this".
M Sheep: Thank you for the reminder, narration
---
Jumpropeman: *tries to disable automatic updates on Raven's Cry*
Jumpropeman: the only options are "Always keep this game up to date", "only update when I launch this game" and "High priority- always auto-update this game before others"
Jumpropeman: they REALLY don't want you to have to suffer unpatched Raven's Cry
EclipseChao: but
EclipseChao: but be brave guy ;_;
---
EclipseChao: GB: Oh, JRM's gone for good I think
EclipseChao: a thousand keks
EclipseChao: (reminder that the end of 2012 was the deadliest bullet that we somehow dodged)
EclipseChao: okuu no
iKomodo: Pit: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE >:I
iKomodo: SteelKomodo: what a shallow, materialistic fucking jackass
iKomodo: You'll never guess whom I said this about
EclipseChao: yourself?
EclipseChao: dirk?
EclipseChao: JRM?
EclipseChao: the major?
iKomodo: Nope
iKomodo: Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh
EclipseChao: wow, whadda choice
iKomodo: I was watching the Winnie the Pooh thanksgiving special at the time
iKomodo: and it occurred to me just how much of a jackass this one character is when I saw how he condescends to everybody and never learns from his mistakes
iKomodo: like, fuck that guy
---
EclipseChao: "Although the No Limit Soldiers were packaged as a face stable, they failed to connect with the mostly Southern WCW audience. In Master P's first and only appearance on WCW Television, (against the suggestion of the bookers and other wrestlers) he bullied heel wrestler Curt Hennig by rejecting a present he gave to Silkk The Shocker (a custom made cowboy hat) and then assaulting him with a birthday cake. This was perceived as a heel action by the fans and produced a lack of reaction due to confusion because Hennig was a hated heel, but being bullied by a group of people promoted as faces."
Bree: "assaulting him with a birthday cake"
Bree: what even
Bree: how even
Bree: honestly that sounds awesome
iKomodo: I keep thinking of classic Sooty or Chuckle Brothers when I read that
iKomodo: y'know, the old custard pie in the face routine
(later)
A Bit Less Blind: I see Chao is examining WCW stupidity again
A Bit Less Blind: Yes, the No Limit Soldiers vs the West Texas Rednecks are one of the biggest tone deaf moments, though they have competition for like 40 other moments
EclipseChao: i still reread Why WCW Went Out Of Business when i'm on the train sometimes
EclipseChao: it makes for very entertaining reading material
---
Harpy: at this bookstore
Harpy: i got an old cookbook for 3.50
Gooper Blooper: neat
Harpy: 204 recipes to make in 30 minutes
Harpy: ...no, you don't make all of them at once
Harpy: unless you're celestia
M Sheep: Thank you for the reminder, narration
---
Jumpropeman: *tries to disable automatic updates on Raven's Cry*
Jumpropeman: the only options are "Always keep this game up to date", "only update when I launch this game" and "High priority- always auto-update this game before others"
Jumpropeman: they REALLY don't want you to have to suffer unpatched Raven's Cry
EclipseChao: but
EclipseChao: but be brave guy ;_;
---
EclipseChao: GB: Oh, JRM's gone for good I think
EclipseChao: a thousand keks
EclipseChao: (reminder that the end of 2012 was the deadliest bullet that we somehow dodged)
EclipseChao: okuu no
iKomodo: Pit: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT LANGUAGE >:I
iKomodo: SteelKomodo: what a shallow, materialistic fucking jackass
iKomodo: You'll never guess whom I said this about
EclipseChao: yourself?
EclipseChao: dirk?
EclipseChao: JRM?
EclipseChao: the major?
iKomodo: Nope
iKomodo: Rabbit from Winnie the Pooh
EclipseChao: wow, whadda choice
iKomodo: I was watching the Winnie the Pooh thanksgiving special at the time
iKomodo: and it occurred to me just how much of a jackass this one character is when I saw how he condescends to everybody and never learns from his mistakes
iKomodo: like, fuck that guy
---
EclipseChao: "Although the No Limit Soldiers were packaged as a face stable, they failed to connect with the mostly Southern WCW audience. In Master P's first and only appearance on WCW Television, (against the suggestion of the bookers and other wrestlers) he bullied heel wrestler Curt Hennig by rejecting a present he gave to Silkk The Shocker (a custom made cowboy hat) and then assaulting him with a birthday cake. This was perceived as a heel action by the fans and produced a lack of reaction due to confusion because Hennig was a hated heel, but being bullied by a group of people promoted as faces."
Bree: "assaulting him with a birthday cake"
Bree: what even
Bree: how even
Bree: honestly that sounds awesome
iKomodo: I keep thinking of classic Sooty or Chuckle Brothers when I read that
iKomodo: y'know, the old custard pie in the face routine
(later)
A Bit Less Blind: I see Chao is examining WCW stupidity again
A Bit Less Blind: Yes, the No Limit Soldiers vs the West Texas Rednecks are one of the biggest tone deaf moments, though they have competition for like 40 other moments
EclipseChao: i still reread Why WCW Went Out Of Business when i'm on the train sometimes
EclipseChao: it makes for very entertaining reading material
---
Harpy: at this bookstore
Harpy: i got an old cookbook for 3.50
Gooper Blooper: neat
Harpy: 204 recipes to make in 30 minutes
Harpy: ...no, you don't make all of them at once
Harpy: unless you're celestia
Tuesday, April 12, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 246: You Are About To Install Raven's Cry
Jumpropeman: im glad to see Hippaul made chatzy madness
ivel: it would have been madness not to include him
Pulsar Ven: . . . Madness?
THIS
*IS*
-trips and falls into pit before finishing-
---
Jumpropeman: any trust I once held for Cornwind has been utterly destroyed
ConstellationChao: is it because he stole your corn
ConstellationChao: your popped corn
Jumpropeman: I looked up the SNES Lion King game when he said it was better, and it turns out: the SNES and Genesis game are exactly the same
ConstellationChao: GASP
ConstellationChao: how could he
Harpy: i was about to ask "wait is that serious"
Harpy: and then
Gooper Blooper: I knew that already
Harpy: YES THIS IS VERY SERIOUS
Harpy: :U
Jumpropeman: why didn't you tell me Gooper ; o ;
Gooper Blooper: I assumed he was going into full 16-bit console war mode and was comparing minor technical aspects like the music
Pulsar Ven: Oh, the atrocity. Oh, the inhumanity. Oh, the unadulterated wickedness.
Gooper Blooper: "THIS GAME RUNS BETTER ON THE COLECOVISION THAN THE ATARI 2600"
---
Gooper Blooper: I noticed when I looked up Bravely Second on Amazon a minute ago they were offering 20 percent off all new releases
Gooper Blooper: which is pretty crazy if true
Jumpropeman: mhm, that's part of the prime savings
Jumpropeman: that i mentioned
Gooper Blooper: well damn son that's eight bucks off a brand new copy of BS
Gooper Blooper: what can I do with the 18 dollars I'll have left over, hmm...
Gooper Blooper: (I have 50 dollars in amazon gift cards from christmas)
Jumpropeman: I've considered preordering Bravely Second myself too
Harpy: nice
Gooper Blooper: I wasn't going to, I was going to buy on release day, but then I saw the little notification that promises Prime members who preorder will get it on release day
Gooper Blooper: Amazon isn't fucking around here
ConstellationChao: oh
ConstellationChao: oh my
Gooper Blooper: "20 PERCENT OFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR ON RELEASE DAY. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, GAMESTOP"
---
Draco quits job to play Bravely Second.
Draco: "Boss, I don't have time to 5S. I need to BS."
Pulsar Ven: Draco no! You'll never afford Bravely Third that way!
Draco: "WAIT, LET ME REPHRASE THAT."
ivel: it would have been madness not to include him
Pulsar Ven: . . . Madness?
THIS
*IS*
-trips and falls into pit before finishing-
---
Jumpropeman: any trust I once held for Cornwind has been utterly destroyed
ConstellationChao: is it because he stole your corn
ConstellationChao: your popped corn
Jumpropeman: I looked up the SNES Lion King game when he said it was better, and it turns out: the SNES and Genesis game are exactly the same
ConstellationChao: GASP
ConstellationChao: how could he
Harpy: i was about to ask "wait is that serious"
Harpy: and then
Gooper Blooper: I knew that already
Harpy: YES THIS IS VERY SERIOUS
Harpy: :U
Jumpropeman: why didn't you tell me Gooper ; o ;
Gooper Blooper: I assumed he was going into full 16-bit console war mode and was comparing minor technical aspects like the music
Pulsar Ven: Oh, the atrocity. Oh, the inhumanity. Oh, the unadulterated wickedness.
Gooper Blooper: "THIS GAME RUNS BETTER ON THE COLECOVISION THAN THE ATARI 2600"
---
Gooper Blooper: I noticed when I looked up Bravely Second on Amazon a minute ago they were offering 20 percent off all new releases
Gooper Blooper: which is pretty crazy if true
Jumpropeman: mhm, that's part of the prime savings
Jumpropeman: that i mentioned
Gooper Blooper: well damn son that's eight bucks off a brand new copy of BS
Gooper Blooper: what can I do with the 18 dollars I'll have left over, hmm...
Gooper Blooper: (I have 50 dollars in amazon gift cards from christmas)
Jumpropeman: I've considered preordering Bravely Second myself too
Harpy: nice
Gooper Blooper: I wasn't going to, I was going to buy on release day, but then I saw the little notification that promises Prime members who preorder will get it on release day
Gooper Blooper: Amazon isn't fucking around here
ConstellationChao: oh
ConstellationChao: oh my
Gooper Blooper: "20 PERCENT OFF STRAIGHT TO YOUR DOOR ON RELEASE DAY. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, GAMESTOP"
---
Draco quits job to play Bravely Second.
Draco: "Boss, I don't have time to 5S. I need to BS."
Pulsar Ven: Draco no! You'll never afford Bravely Third that way!
Draco: "WAIT, LET ME REPHRASE THAT."
Tuesday, March 15, 2016
Chatzy Madness Volume 242: Bad News From The Gorilla Galaxy
Eggchao: nobody likes jr. troopa
Eggchao: everyone cheered when okuu beat him up
Paper Mario: 2016 final boss: Jr. Troopa
Paper Mario: he done stole a mecha, by gawd
Paper Mario: HE'LL SQUASH PIT AND PAPER MARIO IN ONE FELL SWOOP
Paper Mario: or something
SteelKomodo: oh god D:
---
Eggchao: the only thing that could bury Vyse or Magnolia when it's her turn
Eggchao: is Sarah
Eggchao: because she is so large
Paper Mario: SHE IS LARGE AND POINTING
Paper Mario: WHAT THE FUCK
Gooper Blooper: hahahahaha I remember that
Eggchao: I AM LARGE
Eggchao: i still wonder what the original cover was
Eggchao: i found the original
Eggchao: and
Eggchao: it's still weird
Gooper Blooper: link
Gooper Blooper: 2slow
Eggchao: slower than patchy?
Gooper Blooper: SHE IS LARGE AND READING
Paper Mario: my what the fuck remains largely unchanged
---
Eggchao: in Bravely Second, if you beat random encounters in one turn, you get offered the chance to have another battle for bonus EXP, JP, and gold, and can keep cycling
Eggchao: it's not mandatory, there's also a "no i'm done" button
Gooper Blooper: Interesting
Gooper Blooper: sounds like a way to make grinding even less painless than it already was in BD
Gooper Blooper: NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WALK AROUND, THE BATTLES WILL COME TO YOU
Gooper Blooper: ...oh god
Gooper Blooper: I just remembered the BD skill that instantly kills enemies if they're low-level
Eggchao: are you also imagining infinite obliterate
Eggchao: YES
Eggchao: just mash l over and over
Gooper Blooper: a never-ending conveyor belt of enemies waddling to their death
Gooper Blooper: while your party just sits there
Eggchao: that's a detail i appreciate
Eggchao: they made the "yes give me another random battle" button L instead of A
Eggchao: so you can't screw yourself over with button mashing
Gooper Blooper: See, these Bravely guys are smart
Gooper Blooper: I like the cut of their jib
(later)
Chao: would you guys like to know the change to the bestiary
Chao: it's really cool - each entry starts with a basic description
Chao: and as you beat more of each enemy, you get notes added by the player characters (up to four notes)
Chao: bosses and other one-time enemies get the full set added right away
Gooper Blooper: Ah, nice
ivel: huh
ivel: that is neat
Paper Mario: considering you'll be fighting these enemies
Paper Mario: like
Paper Mario: a lot
Gooper Blooper: I'm pretty sure the BD bestiary was written by Ringabel, considering the description always snuck in a compliment for the female humanoid enemies
Paper Mario: "ugh i've been fighting slimes for fucking ever, i wonder what magnolia has to say about it"
Chao: yeah, that'd make sense
Paper Mario: ringabel did it
Paper Mario: he always does it
Gooper Blooper: it was his journal, after all
Paper Mario: but how does he do it
Paper Mario:sexily
---
Draco: Parsee was almost jealous that people don't make cute cards of her, but then she remembered that she's not a Pokemon.
Draco: She's an elf.
ivel: so Magic the Gathering then?
Jumpropeman: and she'll never be one, not with that attitude
Gooper Blooper: Parsee the elf jokes
Gooper Blooper: good times
Gooper Blooper: DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK, ELF
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Draco: Parsee drinks chocolate milk.
Eggchao: everyone cheered when okuu beat him up
Paper Mario: 2016 final boss: Jr. Troopa
Paper Mario: he done stole a mecha, by gawd
Paper Mario: HE'LL SQUASH PIT AND PAPER MARIO IN ONE FELL SWOOP
Paper Mario: or something
SteelKomodo: oh god D:
---
Eggchao: the only thing that could bury Vyse or Magnolia when it's her turn
Eggchao: is Sarah
Eggchao: because she is so large
Paper Mario: SHE IS LARGE AND POINTING
Paper Mario: WHAT THE FUCK
Gooper Blooper: hahahahaha I remember that
Eggchao: I AM LARGE
Eggchao: i still wonder what the original cover was
Eggchao: i found the original
Eggchao: and
Eggchao: it's still weird
Gooper Blooper: link
Gooper Blooper: 2slow
Eggchao: slower than patchy?
Gooper Blooper: SHE IS LARGE AND READING
Paper Mario: my what the fuck remains largely unchanged
---
Eggchao: in Bravely Second, if you beat random encounters in one turn, you get offered the chance to have another battle for bonus EXP, JP, and gold, and can keep cycling
Eggchao: it's not mandatory, there's also a "no i'm done" button
Gooper Blooper: Interesting
Gooper Blooper: sounds like a way to make grinding even less painless than it already was in BD
Gooper Blooper: NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WALK AROUND, THE BATTLES WILL COME TO YOU
Gooper Blooper: ...oh god
Gooper Blooper: I just remembered the BD skill that instantly kills enemies if they're low-level
Eggchao: are you also imagining infinite obliterate
Eggchao: YES
Eggchao: just mash l over and over
Gooper Blooper: a never-ending conveyor belt of enemies waddling to their death
Gooper Blooper: while your party just sits there
Eggchao: that's a detail i appreciate
Eggchao: they made the "yes give me another random battle" button L instead of A
Eggchao: so you can't screw yourself over with button mashing
Gooper Blooper: See, these Bravely guys are smart
Gooper Blooper: I like the cut of their jib
(later)
Chao: would you guys like to know the change to the bestiary
Chao: it's really cool - each entry starts with a basic description
Chao: and as you beat more of each enemy, you get notes added by the player characters (up to four notes)
Chao: bosses and other one-time enemies get the full set added right away
Gooper Blooper: Ah, nice
ivel: huh
ivel: that is neat
Paper Mario: considering you'll be fighting these enemies
Paper Mario: like
Paper Mario: a lot
Gooper Blooper: I'm pretty sure the BD bestiary was written by Ringabel, considering the description always snuck in a compliment for the female humanoid enemies
Paper Mario: "ugh i've been fighting slimes for fucking ever, i wonder what magnolia has to say about it"
Chao: yeah, that'd make sense
Paper Mario: ringabel did it
Paper Mario: he always does it
Gooper Blooper: it was his journal, after all
Paper Mario: but how does he do it
Paper Mario:
---
Draco: Parsee was almost jealous that people don't make cute cards of her, but then she remembered that she's not a Pokemon.
Draco: She's an elf.
ivel: so Magic the Gathering then?
Jumpropeman: and she'll never be one, not with that attitude
Gooper Blooper: Parsee the elf jokes
Gooper Blooper: good times
Gooper Blooper: DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK, ELF
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Draco: Parsee drinks chocolate milk.
Friday, May 8, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 200: The Best of Chatzy Madness II
Beardwind Beard: Dagnabbit I remember when two people had to be in the same ROOM to trade!
Beardwind Beard: And they needed a CORD!
Gooper Blooper: yeah, it sucked
---
SO MUCH BLOOD: "I hope Hunico has replaced Sin Cara in his everyday life as well as in WWE. Like, the original Sin Cara comes home to find his wife having dinner with Hunico. Every picture of Sin Cara in the house has Hunico heads glued over them."
SO MUCH BLOOD: Internet pls
---
Del is Confuse: "Hostages were being held in the center of the room, and the Riddler gave us the "What has a million eyes but can't see, and a million ears but can't hear?" Frostguy says, "Fuck this." and builds an igloo around the hostages, and NOLAD answers, "ANSWER: A FIELD OF CORN AND POTATOES. DISCOBOT'S TURN. WHO IS A ROBOT AND LOVES TO DANCE?""
Del is Confuse: goon games
Del is Confuse: (NOLAD is a disco robot)
RubyChao: is the answer "NOLAD"
Del is Confuse: yes
Del is Confuse: the riddler refused to answer so Nolad won
SteelKomodo: XD
---
OutgimmickedSpy: NOW WHO WANTS TO DATE SKURVY?
Gooper Blooper: Skurvy X Mirror
Gooper Blooper: it will never lie to him
OutgimmickedSpy: The Mirror Never Lies (But I Lie With It~)
Gooper Blooper: l-lewd
OutgimmickedSpy: No Goops, that's The Table Never Leis
SteelKomodo: XD
---
Daniel Bryan Is A Farm: "With all WWE's terrible luck this week, I reckon Cena dropped dead directly after Raw and Vince is now going to Weekend at Bernie's him."
Harpy: lawdy
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: here's hoping not
Gooper Blooper: Control ded cena with a system of wires from the rafters
Gooper Blooper: like how they puppet King Ghidorah's heads
---
M Sheep joined the chat
RubyChao: SHEEP :D
Gooper Blooper: rare sheep appearance
Harpy: sheeeeeeep
Harpy: *holds out arms in a hug* sheeeeep
Harpy: *sinks head in wool* sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Gooper Blooper: is it wise to hug The Sheep
M Sheep: Who has two thumbs, and doesn't ever get what he wants done?
SteelKomodo: Ey sheeeeep
M Sheep: THIS GUY
RubyChao: no but she's gonna do it anyway
Beardwind Beard: And they needed a CORD!
Gooper Blooper: yeah, it sucked
---
SO MUCH BLOOD: "I hope Hunico has replaced Sin Cara in his everyday life as well as in WWE. Like, the original Sin Cara comes home to find his wife having dinner with Hunico. Every picture of Sin Cara in the house has Hunico heads glued over them."
SO MUCH BLOOD: Internet pls
---
Del is Confuse: "Hostages were being held in the center of the room, and the Riddler gave us the "What has a million eyes but can't see, and a million ears but can't hear?" Frostguy says, "Fuck this." and builds an igloo around the hostages, and NOLAD answers, "ANSWER: A FIELD OF CORN AND POTATOES. DISCOBOT'S TURN. WHO IS A ROBOT AND LOVES TO DANCE?""
Del is Confuse: goon games
Del is Confuse: (NOLAD is a disco robot)
RubyChao: is the answer "NOLAD"
Del is Confuse: yes
Del is Confuse: the riddler refused to answer so Nolad won
SteelKomodo: XD
---
OutgimmickedSpy: NOW WHO WANTS TO DATE SKURVY?
Gooper Blooper: Skurvy X Mirror
Gooper Blooper: it will never lie to him
OutgimmickedSpy: The Mirror Never Lies (But I Lie With It~)
Gooper Blooper: l-lewd
OutgimmickedSpy: No Goops, that's The Table Never Leis
SteelKomodo: XD
---
Daniel Bryan Is A Farm: "With all WWE's terrible luck this week, I reckon Cena dropped dead directly after Raw and Vince is now going to Weekend at Bernie's him."
Harpy: lawdy
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: here's hoping not
Gooper Blooper: Control ded cena with a system of wires from the rafters
Gooper Blooper: like how they puppet King Ghidorah's heads
---
M Sheep joined the chat
RubyChao: SHEEP :D
Gooper Blooper: rare sheep appearance
Harpy: sheeeeeeep
Harpy: *holds out arms in a hug* sheeeeep
Harpy: *sinks head in wool* sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezzzzzzz
Gooper Blooper: is it wise to hug The Sheep
M Sheep: Who has two thumbs, and doesn't ever get what he wants done?
SteelKomodo: Ey sheeeeep
M Sheep: THIS GUY
RubyChao: no but she's gonna do it anyway
Friday, February 20, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 183: Ruck Fules
SorrowKing: Good people! Settle down! The Goldfish is slain! There is no longer need for panic about the freak within our sewers! Though the cost in bullets was a little high.
SorrowKing: Minigun, my shebs. :l Nothing mini about it or those bullets.
SorrowKing: :x
Anyway, there will be a tax hike. You understand.
iKomodo: Pfffft
RubyChao: the problem with it costing $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds
SorrowKing: Yes, Governor Chao. :l That problem.
---
Cornwind Evil: Man the end of ZF 6 still steams me
Gooper Blooper: >steams
Gooper Blooper: kek
Saberwulf ba dum tish
Tableter: Top lel
RubyChao: lel
---
Gooper Blooper: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81OKw7uOqUL._SX425_.jpg
Gooper Blooper: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81K4PtW5ciL._SX425_.jpg
Harpy: AAAAH FUCK GIMMIE
---
Cornwind Evil: It's time for TERRIBLE WRESTLING SHIRTS
Gooper Blooper: HOW TERRIBLE ARE THEY?
Cornwind Evil: Let's open with a classic in a 'Joker's boner' sense
Gooper Blooper: yeah that's pretty terrible
SteelKomodo: Dirk takes up wrestle- *NUKED*
Gooper Blooper: more like "always grabbing ass"
SteelKomodo: that would be AGA, goops
SteelKomodo: and that makes me think of that awful agga-doo song and argh
Cornwind Evil: Rock's like 'Really? Really?"
Cornwind Evil: Either terrible or amazing
Gooper Blooper: I have to lean towards amazing
SteelKomodo: terri-mazing is the word, CW
Cornwind Evil: Getting away from shirts
Cornwind Evil: ...yes? Yes? Yes?
Cornwind Evil: NO! NO! NO!
Cornwind Evil: And now an infamous shirt
Cornwind Evil: In that the guy who got it quit two weeks after it came out
Cornwind Evil: "I remember an interview or something with Morrison a couple months ago. He said he always thought monkeys were hilarious, and the "gonna eat your lunch" was something some friend of his said and Morrison was sure he could get it over. Turns out no."
Gooper Blooper eats lunch
Cornwind Evil: Cena once had better or worse shirts
Bree: I'm less "astonished by the shirt" and more "surprised it's a Cena shirt"
SorrowKing: Minigun, my shebs. :l Nothing mini about it or those bullets.
SorrowKing: :x
Anyway, there will be a tax hike. You understand.
iKomodo: Pfffft
RubyChao: the problem with it costing $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds
SorrowKing: Yes, Governor Chao. :l That problem.
---
Cornwind Evil: Man the end of ZF 6 still steams me
Gooper Blooper: >steams
Gooper Blooper: kek
Saberwulf ba dum tish
Tableter: Top lel
RubyChao: lel
---
Gooper Blooper: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81OKw7uOqUL._SX425_.jpg
Gooper Blooper: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81K4PtW5ciL._SX425_.jpg
Harpy: AAAAH FUCK GIMMIE
---
Cornwind Evil: It's time for TERRIBLE WRESTLING SHIRTS
Gooper Blooper: HOW TERRIBLE ARE THEY?
Cornwind Evil: Let's open with a classic in a 'Joker's boner' sense
Gooper Blooper: yeah that's pretty terrible
SteelKomodo: Dirk takes up wrestle- *NUKED*
Gooper Blooper: more like "always grabbing ass"
SteelKomodo: that would be AGA, goops
SteelKomodo: and that makes me think of that awful agga-doo song and argh
Cornwind Evil: Rock's like 'Really? Really?"
Cornwind Evil: Either terrible or amazing
Gooper Blooper: I have to lean towards amazing
SteelKomodo: terri-mazing is the word, CW
Cornwind Evil: Getting away from shirts
Cornwind Evil: ...yes? Yes? Yes?
Cornwind Evil: NO! NO! NO!
Cornwind Evil: And now an infamous shirt
Cornwind Evil: In that the guy who got it quit two weeks after it came out
Cornwind Evil: "I remember an interview or something with Morrison a couple months ago. He said he always thought monkeys were hilarious, and the "gonna eat your lunch" was something some friend of his said and Morrison was sure he could get it over. Turns out no."
Gooper Blooper eats lunch
Cornwind Evil: Cena once had better or worse shirts
Bree: I'm less "astonished by the shirt" and more "surprised it's a Cena shirt"
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 178: Kanye's DEAD ZONE
Ringabel: "French roast coffee is considered to be a double roast coffee, which is a category of dark roasted coffee characterized by and intense and smoky-sweet flavor, accompanied by a thin body and mouthfeel. These roasts completely overpower the beans themselves, so it is not possible to taste much at all of the origin or coffee varietal of the beans."
Ringabel: i'm pretty sure this is code for "it tastes like charcoal distilled into bean water"
Tableter: Yes
SteelKomodo: yep :<
Saberwulf: ew
---
RubyChao: too many utsuho
SteelKomodo: Crisis on Infinite Okuu's
SteelKomodo: Dirk: ...geez, now I have to order more cakes!
---
Saberwulf: Haha, someone called NJ a nanny state
Saberwulf: We have concealed carry and you can open-carry machetes what kind of nanny state do they think we are
Saberwulf: Shit I think you can even make slam bats and keep them in your home as long as you call it decor
Tableter: Your state is fucked up
RubyChao: remind me to go to new jersey if i need to duel anyone
RubyChao: apparently i'd have my pick of weapons
Saberwulf: It's pretty easy to buy guns too
Saberwulf: Thanks craigslist
Saberwulf: And also the lovely town of Asbury Park
Saberwulf: We're a surprisingly chill state though
Saberwulf: Legal gay marriage, medical marijuana, abortion, anti-discrimination laws for transfolk, and the fact that we have 40+ spoken languages
Tableter: Ive been hearing bad shit about seattle recently, has it gone crazy or
Ringabel: reminds me of the joke i made while watching Megas XLR's first ep (since it supposedly takes place in New Joisey)
Saberwulf: But I think a lot of the weapon laws being lax is because half the state is woods
Saberwulf: Seattle is the heroin capital of the world so
Ringabel: entire city is destroyed and I'm like "i don't think wulf appreciates giant robots aside from gundams destroying cities"
Ringabel: so apparently giant robots are legal in NJ
Ringabel: :U
Saberwulf: They are
Saberwulf: Funnily enough our car laws are fucking weird
Saberwulf: Like full-blackout windows and plate dimmers are quasi-legal
Saberwulf: And now cops have cameras on them
Saberwulf: It's just the weirdest shit
Saberwulf: Now these people are complaining that "the laws are so vague that everything is illegal in NJ"
Saberwulf: As long as you aren't being some dumbshit flake to a cop they don't care at all
RubyChao: it sounds more like everything is legal
Saberwulf: I actually had a cop say to me "I don't give a fuck what you do after this I'm not pulling you over again"
Tableter: NJ - the zfrp state
Tableter: Its all legal king
Ringabel: i'm pretty sure this is code for "it tastes like charcoal distilled into bean water"
Tableter: Yes
SteelKomodo: yep :<
Saberwulf: ew
---
RubyChao: too many utsuho
SteelKomodo: Crisis on Infinite Okuu's
SteelKomodo: Dirk: ...geez, now I have to order more cakes!
---
Saberwulf: Haha, someone called NJ a nanny state
Saberwulf: We have concealed carry and you can open-carry machetes what kind of nanny state do they think we are
Saberwulf: Shit I think you can even make slam bats and keep them in your home as long as you call it decor
Tableter: Your state is fucked up
RubyChao: remind me to go to new jersey if i need to duel anyone
RubyChao: apparently i'd have my pick of weapons
Saberwulf: It's pretty easy to buy guns too
Saberwulf: Thanks craigslist
Saberwulf: And also the lovely town of Asbury Park
Saberwulf: We're a surprisingly chill state though
Saberwulf: Legal gay marriage, medical marijuana, abortion, anti-discrimination laws for transfolk, and the fact that we have 40+ spoken languages
Tableter: Ive been hearing bad shit about seattle recently, has it gone crazy or
Ringabel: reminds me of the joke i made while watching Megas XLR's first ep (since it supposedly takes place in New Joisey)
Saberwulf: But I think a lot of the weapon laws being lax is because half the state is woods
Saberwulf: Seattle is the heroin capital of the world so
Ringabel: entire city is destroyed and I'm like "i don't think wulf appreciates giant robots aside from gundams destroying cities"
Ringabel: so apparently giant robots are legal in NJ
Ringabel: :U
Saberwulf: They are
Saberwulf: Funnily enough our car laws are fucking weird
Saberwulf: Like full-blackout windows and plate dimmers are quasi-legal
Saberwulf: And now cops have cameras on them
Saberwulf: It's just the weirdest shit
Saberwulf: Now these people are complaining that "the laws are so vague that everything is illegal in NJ"
Saberwulf: As long as you aren't being some dumbshit flake to a cop they don't care at all
RubyChao: it sounds more like everything is legal
Saberwulf: I actually had a cop say to me "I don't give a fuck what you do after this I'm not pulling you over again"
Tableter: NJ - the zfrp state
Tableter: Its all legal king
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 177: NIGHT AT BUDDY!
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Thursday, January 22, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 176: My Client Tenshi Hinanawi
Fashionaaabluh!: "Lanky Kong is commonly associated with water. In Donkey Kong 64, his color was blue, which is commonly associated with water. He also was the only Kong who could become Enguarde in that game, and his only boss fight by himself was against a fish in a boat. In Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble, his only cameo is in the water, although most Kongs appeared in the water with him."
Fashionaaabluh!: Thanks Mario Wiki
ivel: welp
Gooper Blooper: kinda stretching there, Mario Wiki
Tableter: He has no style
ivel: stretching it eh Goops
Gooper Blooper: If Lanky actually did things in more than one game maybe you could build a case
ivel: just like Lanky
Tableter: He has no grace
Gooper Blooper: it stretched its logic just for me
Tableter: This kong
Tableter: Has a funny face
---
ivel: I still find it hilarious in WWE 2k14 how they censored references to the WWF
ivel: I understand why but it was still funny
ivel: "The WW *silence*"
---
Cornwind Evil: My god
Cornwind Evil: They actually decided this guy's original name was so bad
Cornwind Evil: They retconned it as a alias
Cornwind Evil: Because I remember this guy and the alias was listed as his actual name for years
Draxo: From a universe with guys like "Grievous" "Whorthsom" and every "Darth" ever...Sleazebaggano is the one they hated.
---
THE dark LORD: WoW news: I found Oceanus' quest you guys
THE dark LORD: Dwarf is telling tall tales that are literally just "yeah I punched this dragon god of death right in the face"
Gooper Blooper: >a short boastful character claiming to have punched gods in the face
Gooper Blooper: wow
Gooper Blooper: (the difference is that Oceanus actually did it)
THE dark LORD: I GOT TO CONTROL THE TALL TALE
THE dark LORD: I GOT TO PUNCH DEATHWING IN THE FACE
Fashionaaabluh!: Thanks Mario Wiki
ivel: welp
Gooper Blooper: kinda stretching there, Mario Wiki
Tableter: He has no style
ivel: stretching it eh Goops
Gooper Blooper: If Lanky actually did things in more than one game maybe you could build a case
ivel: just like Lanky
Tableter: He has no grace
Gooper Blooper: it stretched its logic just for me
Tableter: This kong
Tableter: Has a funny face
---
ivel: I still find it hilarious in WWE 2k14 how they censored references to the WWF
ivel: I understand why but it was still funny
ivel: "The WW *silence*"
---
Cornwind Evil: My god
Cornwind Evil: They actually decided this guy's original name was so bad
Cornwind Evil: They retconned it as a alias
Cornwind Evil: Because I remember this guy and the alias was listed as his actual name for years
Draxo: From a universe with guys like "Grievous" "Whorthsom" and every "Darth" ever...Sleazebaggano is the one they hated.
---
THE dark LORD: WoW news: I found Oceanus' quest you guys
THE dark LORD: Dwarf is telling tall tales that are literally just "yeah I punched this dragon god of death right in the face"
Gooper Blooper: >a short boastful character claiming to have punched gods in the face
Gooper Blooper: wow
Gooper Blooper: (the difference is that Oceanus actually did it)
THE dark LORD: I GOT TO CONTROL THE TALL TALE
THE dark LORD: I GOT TO PUNCH DEATHWING IN THE FACE
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 175: Sexy Singles In Your Area
Butt: . . . Oh my god
Butt: Antiknuckles is from a SUNKEN island
SteelKomodo: Penders: Imagination? What's that, the thing that comes before Masturbation?
SteelKomodo: yes I typed the m-word get over it :U
RubyChao does NOT get over it
Del: GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW
Butt: AntiZephyrus totes around the R-Rated Establishment sign
Butt: And beats you over the head with it if you're not swearing every other word
Butt: Also he's , , , come on, come on, inexplicable accent . ..
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SteelKomodo: Anti-Dirk is Australian and likes bewbs
Butt: Czech!
SteelKomodo: ...actually, Anti-Dirk is written by Ken Penders himself
RubyChao: so does that mean Anti-Pit is an Aussie who likes butts
Butt: Anti Delmond is a pacifist, allergic to barbeque, and voted for AntiMengsk in the election
SteelKomodo: maybe, chao :U
RubyChao: what about antitenko
RubyChao: also Anti-Delmond has a Brazilian accent
RubyChao: for no reason
SteelKomodo: Anti-Lisa is a dude, and made of peanut butter
Butt: AntiOceanus is a pacifist who, when in need of a fight, just glumly kicks things
Butt: To compensate for AntiWily building him with a crippling lack of arms
Del: AntiJonesy cannot exist
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
Del: Not possible
Butt: He used to be way more brash
Butt: But AntiYursarsh gave him etiquite lessons
RubyChao: anti-lisa meets lisa
RubyChao: they anniliate each other by cancelling out into sandwiches
SteelKomodo: Or they ganged up on Dr. Vortex and TP'd his castle of doom
Butt: They tried to have that rapscallion AntiAlex join them
---
Cornwind Evil: I think due to the troubles my interests have with women is why I overcompensate whenever I have to write relationships
Cornwind Evil: Remember how everyone thought Ash and Christine's relationship was highly dysfunctional when it wasn't?
Saberwulf: I still say Sine and Shakespeare name girl's relationship was very realistic
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I've seen the struggle to work out a pairing through the seasons
Cornwind Evil: Yeah and that ended with a sad whimper
Cornwind Evil: .....REALISM! *thumbs up*
RubyChao: oh god i laughed
---
RubyChao: i'm generally not keen on dark grim bad ending stuff
RubyChao: unless it's horror in which case KILL OFF EVERYONE WOO
Butt: Antiknuckles is from a SUNKEN island
SteelKomodo: Penders: Imagination? What's that, the thing that comes before Masturbation?
SteelKomodo: yes I typed the m-word get over it :U
RubyChao does NOT get over it
Del: GOD CANT HELP YOU NOW
Butt: AntiZephyrus totes around the R-Rated Establishment sign
Butt: And beats you over the head with it if you're not swearing every other word
Butt: Also he's , , , come on, come on, inexplicable accent . ..
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SteelKomodo: Anti-Dirk is Australian and likes bewbs
Butt: Czech!
SteelKomodo: ...actually, Anti-Dirk is written by Ken Penders himself
RubyChao: so does that mean Anti-Pit is an Aussie who likes butts
Butt: Anti Delmond is a pacifist, allergic to barbeque, and voted for AntiMengsk in the election
SteelKomodo: maybe, chao :U
RubyChao: what about antitenko
RubyChao: also Anti-Delmond has a Brazilian accent
RubyChao: for no reason
SteelKomodo: Anti-Lisa is a dude, and made of peanut butter
Butt: AntiOceanus is a pacifist who, when in need of a fight, just glumly kicks things
Butt: To compensate for AntiWily building him with a crippling lack of arms
Del: AntiJonesy cannot exist
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
Del: Not possible
Butt: He used to be way more brash
Butt: But AntiYursarsh gave him etiquite lessons
RubyChao: anti-lisa meets lisa
RubyChao: they anniliate each other by cancelling out into sandwiches
SteelKomodo: Or they ganged up on Dr. Vortex and TP'd his castle of doom
Butt: They tried to have that rapscallion AntiAlex join them
---
Cornwind Evil: I think due to the troubles my interests have with women is why I overcompensate whenever I have to write relationships
Cornwind Evil: Remember how everyone thought Ash and Christine's relationship was highly dysfunctional when it wasn't?
Saberwulf: I still say Sine and Shakespeare name girl's relationship was very realistic
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, I've seen the struggle to work out a pairing through the seasons
Cornwind Evil: Yeah and that ended with a sad whimper
Cornwind Evil: .....REALISM! *thumbs up*
RubyChao: oh god i laughed
---
RubyChao: i'm generally not keen on dark grim bad ending stuff
RubyChao: unless it's horror in which case KILL OFF EVERYONE WOO
Monday, January 12, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 174: Master Splinter, Should We Buy Destiny?
RubyChao: dirk slightly modifies the marriage speech for pit and okuu
RubyChao: "Do you Pit Angelos take this bird-" "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK"
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: "do you take this bird to have and to hold and TO SHACK UP WITH DEAR GOD PIT I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT SHE'S A BIRD"
---
Kevin: possibility of me getting a kirby amiibo from wal-mart? 70%
---
Gooper Blooper: hey remember that time I bought a giant cookie for a dollar
Gooper Blooper: Dollar Tree put them on clearance. Giant cookies for 50 cents
ivel: nice
Gooper Blooper: bought four, much sarah such cookie wow
RubyChao: consume
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
RubyChao: "I hope I still have Pokemon when I grow up. Because if I have kids, I'd want to trade Pokemon with them."
RubyChao: goops_as_a_dad.txt
---
(Harpy begins her Omega Ruby adventure)
Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between Sammy and Siren. Chatzy chose: Sammy
Harpy: oh god I am the Sammy
Harpy: i'm gonna play omega ruby and end up with like a blajillion pogeys
Harpy: PREPARING FOR SAMM1CAL IN OR
Harpy: SCIENCE GUY IS HEERE
Gooper Blooper: The first thing I did after leaving my house in OR was to look for The Science Guy
Gooper Blooper: If they ever stop doing "fat guy talks about how great science is" in Pokemon I will be very disappointed
Harpy: "hey want me to catch you a pokemon"
ivel: Kappa Mikey?
Harpy: Sammy just stares and pulls out a picture of Carla and her E4 pogeys slowly and points
Harpy: "she givin' me pogeys :D"
Harpy: oh hush ivel :U
Harpy: THE BIG CHOICE
Gooper Blooper: WHO WILL I USE FOR LIKE AN HOUR BEFORE SWITCHING TO POGEYS I LIKE MORE
Harpy: DO I CHOOOOOOSE DERP LIZARD, SELF-ROASTING CHICKEN, OR THE GIANT MEME OF YESTERYEARS PAST
RubyChao: choose the one that prepares itself for dinner for you
Harpy: torchic you look so adorable
Harpy: but I have a version of you with your hidden ability
Harpy: don't give me that look
Harpy: no stop giving me that look
Gooper Blooper: burd
Harpy: "love me ;;"
Harpy: ...
Harpy: ITS FUCKING FEMALE
ivel: WELP
Gooper Blooper: 12.5% chance!
RubyChao: you know what to name
Harpy: okay sorry but this means I have to name it Mokou and keep it on my team
Harpy: if it were male I'd trade it but
Harpy: it was female
Harpy: i can't give away such a cutie
Harpy: *weeps*
Gooper Blooper tosses Torchics onto Wonder Trade without a care
Harpy: oh god now i have this stupid vision of sammy wearing a knapsack the wrong way (in front)
Harpy: and in it is Mokou the Torchic, all happy
Harpy: "MAMA SAMMY GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU"
Gooper Blooper: chansammy
RubyChao: "Do you Pit Angelos take this bird-" "DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK"
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: "do you take this bird to have and to hold and TO SHACK UP WITH DEAR GOD PIT I STILL CAN'T GET OVER IT SHE'S A BIRD"
---
Kevin: possibility of me getting a kirby amiibo from wal-mart? 70%
---
Gooper Blooper: hey remember that time I bought a giant cookie for a dollar
Gooper Blooper: Dollar Tree put them on clearance. Giant cookies for 50 cents
ivel: nice
Gooper Blooper: bought four, much sarah such cookie wow
RubyChao: consume
SteelKomodo: hahaha
---
RubyChao: "I hope I still have Pokemon when I grow up. Because if I have kids, I'd want to trade Pokemon with them."
RubyChao: goops_as_a_dad.txt
---
(Harpy begins her Omega Ruby adventure)
Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between Sammy and Siren. Chatzy chose: Sammy
Harpy: oh god I am the Sammy
Harpy: i'm gonna play omega ruby and end up with like a blajillion pogeys
Harpy: PREPARING FOR SAMM1CAL IN OR
Harpy: SCIENCE GUY IS HEERE
Gooper Blooper: The first thing I did after leaving my house in OR was to look for The Science Guy
Gooper Blooper: If they ever stop doing "fat guy talks about how great science is" in Pokemon I will be very disappointed
Harpy: "hey want me to catch you a pokemon"
ivel: Kappa Mikey?
Harpy: Sammy just stares and pulls out a picture of Carla and her E4 pogeys slowly and points
Harpy: "she givin' me pogeys :D"
Harpy: oh hush ivel :U
Harpy: THE BIG CHOICE
Gooper Blooper: WHO WILL I USE FOR LIKE AN HOUR BEFORE SWITCHING TO POGEYS I LIKE MORE
Harpy: DO I CHOOOOOOSE DERP LIZARD, SELF-ROASTING CHICKEN, OR THE GIANT MEME OF YESTERYEARS PAST
RubyChao: choose the one that prepares itself for dinner for you
Harpy: torchic you look so adorable
Harpy: but I have a version of you with your hidden ability
Harpy: don't give me that look
Harpy: no stop giving me that look
Gooper Blooper: burd
Harpy: "love me ;;"
Harpy: ...
Harpy: ITS FUCKING FEMALE
ivel: WELP
Gooper Blooper: 12.5% chance!
RubyChao: you know what to name
Harpy: okay sorry but this means I have to name it Mokou and keep it on my team
Harpy: if it were male I'd trade it but
Harpy: it was female
Harpy: i can't give away such a cutie
Harpy: *weeps*
Gooper Blooper tosses Torchics onto Wonder Trade without a care
Harpy: oh god now i have this stupid vision of sammy wearing a knapsack the wrong way (in front)
Harpy: and in it is Mokou the Torchic, all happy
Harpy: "MAMA SAMMY GONNA TAKE CARE OF YOU"
Gooper Blooper: chansammy
Thursday, January 8, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 173: Roller Ghoaster Tycoon
Spy Ready To Party: guys i found spoopy scary bootleg
Gooper Blooper: oh noooo
Spy Ready To Party: instad of ruler coaster typhon it was roller GHOASTER tycoo
SteelKomodo: oh nooooo D:
Spy Ready To Party: i go to menu and contnue option is there but i click and it says you cant continue if your ded
Spy Ready To Party: so i hit new game and all the park are broken and on fire except one
Spy Ready To Party: mr. bons funhouse
Gooper Blooper: mr. bon-bon
Spy Ready To Party: so i click on it and the game loffed and loffed
Spy Ready To Party: the loding csreen took forever. it loaded for hours (and hours is long time)
SteelKomodo: DON'T TELL GORDON
Spy Ready To Party: well it felt like hours at least
Spy Ready To Party: i reached on my head and pulled off a hair and it was GREY. HOW?>
Spy Ready To Party: but then the game loded. te gerass was brown and charred and the wate was all blud red
Spy Ready To Party: i tried to build a cosdrer but it said you cant, mr bonesis already perfect
Gooper Blooper: perfect kyurem skeleton
Spy Ready To Party: then the ride began. i tried to stand up but i couldnt out o my chair. i was stuck
SteelKomodo: lolz
Spy Ready To Party: all i could do was watch and wait as the roler cosrtre went at a very slow speed
SteelKomodo: spy this is perfect
SteelKomodo: keep going
Spy Ready To Party: i am writing this to you now, hafway through the ride of my life. i ma 60 years old. my hair and teeth have fallen out. my vision is going blurry. i havent eaten in years.
Spy Ready To Party: please never play roller goaster tycoon. it will be the last thing you ever play.
Gooper Blooper: too bad chao isn't here
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry though, I'll save this for him
Spy Ready To Party: Yay :D
Gooper Blooper: I wonder how this would do if you posted it on Some Ordinary Gamers
Spy Ready To Party: I'd probably at least need to tighten up the grammar and spelling mistakes
12 Days of Delmas: yeah spy
12 Days of Delmas: there needs to be more of them
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Draco: The cat jumped on my desk when he heard I was using the mouse, then left when he found it wasn't something he could eat.
SteelKomodo: catte :3
Draco: Now he's back on his tower, looking out the window for birds.
SteelKomodo: does he ever catch any?
Draco: No. He's yet to get through the glass window.
---
12 Days of Delmas: eggnog
12 Days of Delmas: nog even once
Gooper Blooper: oh noooo
Spy Ready To Party: instad of ruler coaster typhon it was roller GHOASTER tycoo
SteelKomodo: oh nooooo D:
Spy Ready To Party: i go to menu and contnue option is there but i click and it says you cant continue if your ded
Spy Ready To Party: so i hit new game and all the park are broken and on fire except one
Spy Ready To Party: mr. bons funhouse
Gooper Blooper: mr. bon-bon
Spy Ready To Party: so i click on it and the game loffed and loffed
Spy Ready To Party: the loding csreen took forever. it loaded for hours (and hours is long time)
SteelKomodo: DON'T TELL GORDON
Spy Ready To Party: well it felt like hours at least
Spy Ready To Party: i reached on my head and pulled off a hair and it was GREY. HOW?>
Spy Ready To Party: but then the game loded. te gerass was brown and charred and the wate was all blud red
Spy Ready To Party: i tried to build a cosdrer but it said you cant, mr bonesis already perfect
Gooper Blooper: perfect kyurem skeleton
Spy Ready To Party: then the ride began. i tried to stand up but i couldnt out o my chair. i was stuck
SteelKomodo: lolz
Spy Ready To Party: all i could do was watch and wait as the roler cosrtre went at a very slow speed
SteelKomodo: spy this is perfect
SteelKomodo: keep going
Spy Ready To Party: i am writing this to you now, hafway through the ride of my life. i ma 60 years old. my hair and teeth have fallen out. my vision is going blurry. i havent eaten in years.
Spy Ready To Party: please never play roller goaster tycoon. it will be the last thing you ever play.
Gooper Blooper: too bad chao isn't here
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry though, I'll save this for him
Spy Ready To Party: Yay :D
Gooper Blooper: I wonder how this would do if you posted it on Some Ordinary Gamers
Spy Ready To Party: I'd probably at least need to tighten up the grammar and spelling mistakes
12 Days of Delmas: yeah spy
12 Days of Delmas: there needs to be more of them
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Draco: The cat jumped on my desk when he heard I was using the mouse, then left when he found it wasn't something he could eat.
SteelKomodo: catte :3
Draco: Now he's back on his tower, looking out the window for birds.
SteelKomodo: does he ever catch any?
Draco: No. He's yet to get through the glass window.
---
12 Days of Delmas: eggnog
12 Days of Delmas: nog even once
Monday, January 5, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 172: Thunder Intensithighs
Harpy: so basically, kevin is going to be the sexiest girl ever
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Harpy: >isn't a pizzarito just a calzone
Harpy: *stares*
cookie pizza: . . . *stares at hands*
cookie pizza: What have I done
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(Originally posted on December 23. GB's family traditionally opens presents on Christmas Eve.)
Goopy Claus: Goopsbro has finally completed his Christmas shopping
Goopy Claus: Goopsbro has yet to start his Christmas wrapping
Goopy Claus: Goopsbro lives on the edge
(later)
Goopmas: goopsbro comes out after 20 minutes of wrapping with two tiny presents
Goopmas: "I'm really bad at wrapping"
---
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RubyChao: someday i should make backloggery
RubyChao: someday
RubyChao: SOMEDAAAAAY
RubyChao never makes a backloggery
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Harpy: >isn't a pizzarito just a calzone
Harpy: *stares*
cookie pizza: . . . *stares at hands*
cookie pizza: What have I done
---
(Originally posted on December 23. GB's family traditionally opens presents on Christmas Eve.)
Goopy Claus: Goopsbro has finally completed his Christmas shopping
Goopy Claus: Goopsbro has yet to start his Christmas wrapping
Goopy Claus: Goopsbro lives on the edge
(later)
Goopmas: goopsbro comes out after 20 minutes of wrapping with two tiny presents
Goopmas: "I'm really bad at wrapping"
---
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RubyChao: someday i should make backloggery
RubyChao: someday
RubyChao: SOMEDAAAAAY
RubyChao never makes a backloggery
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 164: Pokemon XY Edition and Sarah Madness
Five Nights at Dels: Five Nights at Jonesy's: BOOZE GUNS BUTTS BOOZE GUNS conrad BOOZE BUTTS GUNS
Draco: Five Nights at Draco's: you better have your entrails cleaned up by morning or you're fired.
Draco: We aren't paying a Health Department fine 'cause you don't know how to close a door.
SteelKomodo: Five Nights at Dirky's: Closed >:I
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Superman 64 joined the chat
Superman 64: Guess which game I bought today
Gooper Blooper changed name to Pac-Man 2600
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(Harpy is hatching Cleffa eggs in Pokemon Y)
Harpy: THE LAST CLEFFA IS HATCHING
Harpy: Lax Cleffa
Harpy: really
Superman 64: The last cleffa is now in captivity
Superman 64: the universe is at peace
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Superman 64: my niece looks like Nana of the Ice Climbers in her winter coat
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Harpy: SECOND SWABLU EGG, GET
Harpy: carla's gonna have some nicely toned legs after this
Pac-Man 2600: josephine's biked like 7000 miles on her bike on route 7
Pac-Man 2600: her butt remains large
SteelKomodo: Dirk: Nah, all the biking's toned it~
Pit: Dirk, do you ever think of anything else?!
Dirk: You want the honest answer? :U
Pac-Man 2600: GOT IT
Pac-Man 2600: I got the scale
Pac-Man 2600: (no josephine not that one)
Harpy: okay now let's weigh the feebas
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: last swablu characteristic: nods off a lot
Harpy: bet that's not even good ivs
Harpy: *turns up nose*
Pac-Man 2600: I have four feebas eggs
Pac-Man 2600: let's see what I get
Superman 64: I'm betting you are going to get
Superman 64: Four Feebas
Pac-Man 2600: surely you jest
Pac-Man 2600 bikes heavily
Superman 64: *Egg hatches* Hi is Febas
Draco: Five Nights at Draco's: you better have your entrails cleaned up by morning or you're fired.
Draco: We aren't paying a Health Department fine 'cause you don't know how to close a door.
SteelKomodo: Five Nights at Dirky's: Closed >:I
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Superman 64 joined the chat
Superman 64: Guess which game I bought today
Gooper Blooper changed name to Pac-Man 2600
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(Harpy is hatching Cleffa eggs in Pokemon Y)
Harpy: THE LAST CLEFFA IS HATCHING
Harpy: Lax Cleffa
Harpy: really
Superman 64: The last cleffa is now in captivity
Superman 64: the universe is at peace
---
Superman 64: my niece looks like Nana of the Ice Climbers in her winter coat
---
Harpy: SECOND SWABLU EGG, GET
Harpy: carla's gonna have some nicely toned legs after this
Pac-Man 2600: josephine's biked like 7000 miles on her bike on route 7
Pac-Man 2600: her butt remains large
SteelKomodo: Dirk: Nah, all the biking's toned it~
Pit: Dirk, do you ever think of anything else?!
Dirk: You want the honest answer? :U
Pac-Man 2600: GOT IT
Pac-Man 2600: I got the scale
Pac-Man 2600: (no josephine not that one)
Harpy: okay now let's weigh the feebas
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: last swablu characteristic: nods off a lot
Harpy: bet that's not even good ivs
Harpy: *turns up nose*
Pac-Man 2600: I have four feebas eggs
Pac-Man 2600: let's see what I get
Superman 64: I'm betting you are going to get
Superman 64: Four Feebas
Pac-Man 2600: surely you jest
Pac-Man 2600 bikes heavily
Superman 64: *Egg hatches* Hi is Febas
Monday, May 5, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 127: Goopsexual
Jumpropelady: time to make a new squidward creepypasta
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RubyChao: "You as a kid… You got a Sony PlayStation console and my game. You played lots of games but mostly mine… In my mind, you were a friend to me. I dreamed on going to the real world, being your friend and going to the park, playing baseball and even playing PlayStation. I looked up to you as a role model.".
I was confused at what he was trying to get across to me. I don't know what it is he is trying to tell.
"However, you stopped playing me once you got your stupid PlayStation 3. You could've got a PSP. I was on that system. You chose a £400 console just to play those gay "FPS" crap. I felt lonely. I felt betrayed. I cried for two years. TWO YEARS YOU ASS HOLE!!! I went insane. I got in the idea zone of killing everyone I knew…".
RubyChao: However, nobody will play the disc I'm stuck on. Everyone is now playing FPS games and not enough of the classics. And there is a lesson behind this everyone…
RubyChao: Never forget an old game. Always play it every so often. Old games are fun and more enjoyable then FPS games. FPS games won't save you with guns, old games can destroy you however, easily.
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: uh
Harpy: but what if its an old fps
Delhammer 40,000: then doom will reck you
Harpy: qq
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Delhammer 40,000: i won my battlecon game
Harpy: GRATS YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Delhammer 40,000: turns out alexian wrecks people
SteelKomodo: wooooot
Saberwulf: woooo
Delhammer 40,000: hail the kiiiing
Harpy: alexian
Harpy: WHERE'S SARAHIAN
Delhammer 40,000: no sarahian
Delhammer 40,000: alexian confirmed loneliest half-giant king
Saberwulf: pff
---
Harpy: Sol's the type of writer who would probably write Pitsuho fanfiction
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RubyChao: "You as a kid… You got a Sony PlayStation console and my game. You played lots of games but mostly mine… In my mind, you were a friend to me. I dreamed on going to the real world, being your friend and going to the park, playing baseball and even playing PlayStation. I looked up to you as a role model.".
I was confused at what he was trying to get across to me. I don't know what it is he is trying to tell.
"However, you stopped playing me once you got your stupid PlayStation 3. You could've got a PSP. I was on that system. You chose a £400 console just to play those gay "FPS" crap. I felt lonely. I felt betrayed. I cried for two years. TWO YEARS YOU ASS HOLE!!! I went insane. I got in the idea zone of killing everyone I knew…".
RubyChao: However, nobody will play the disc I'm stuck on. Everyone is now playing FPS games and not enough of the classics. And there is a lesson behind this everyone…
RubyChao: Never forget an old game. Always play it every so often. Old games are fun and more enjoyable then FPS games. FPS games won't save you with guns, old games can destroy you however, easily.
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: uh
Harpy: but what if its an old fps
Delhammer 40,000: then doom will reck you
Harpy: qq
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Delhammer 40,000: i won my battlecon game
Harpy: GRATS YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Delhammer 40,000: turns out alexian wrecks people
SteelKomodo: wooooot
Saberwulf: woooo
Delhammer 40,000: hail the kiiiing
Harpy: alexian
Harpy: WHERE'S SARAHIAN
Delhammer 40,000: no sarahian
Delhammer 40,000: alexian confirmed loneliest half-giant king
Saberwulf: pff
---
Harpy: Sol's the type of writer who would probably write Pitsuho fanfiction
Friday, April 4, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 120: The Scariest Chatzy Madness Ever
RubyChao: "ENJOY MY GAME. YOU’RE SUFFERING WILL HAIL MY RETURN"
RubyChao: evil entities are not known for their spelling
Harp-e: plzz
Harp-e: ruby play the super metroid instead of creepypasta
Harp-e: :U
SteelKomodo: ben pls go home
SteelKomodo: you're drunk
RubyChao: ben attempts to harass the kobbers in 2014
RubyChao: is limited by the fact that he's a statue
Harp-e: Widow Maker crushes the hell out of his logic
Harp-e: widow maker for first lady
RubyChao: logic is so crushed that he just explodes entirely
SteelKomodo: lolz
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RubyChao: "The more times I hit him, the more crumpled he looked, and after about seven hits, Koops spun around once and bursted into shreds of paper. Once the battle was over, Mario appeared to be back in Rougeport, standing on the gallows (the place where they hang people.), and Goombella was missing from my party. The town had a darker tone to it, the colors were darker, and when you try to talk to people, it doesn't work. In fact, you could walk through the people."
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: TERRIFYING
RubyChao: "Not sure what to do, I walked up to Luigi and tried to interact with him. Upon clicking the A button... Mario fell down to the ground dead. Not gory, just the usual game over animation, with the game over music."
Gooper Blooper: Chao I'm scarred for life, I hope you're happy
Gooper Blooper: That was the illustrations of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark in text form
RubyChao: i am happy, as video game creepypastas give me POWEEEEER
RubyChao hulks up and turns into SuperChao
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Gooper Blooper: One of my favorite things about this Godzilla playset I bought is the tagline on the back of the box. It says "Save the city!"
Gooper Blooper: this is funny because the "military" that comes with the set consists of two helicopters, two jets, and a boat
Gooper Blooper: against Godzilla
Gooper Blooper: um
SteelKomodo: so long
Gooper Blooper: And then there's Muto
Gooper Blooper: And I don't know much about Muto but from looking at him I don't think he's going to save anything either
SteelKomodo: probably not :U
RubyChao: RIP the city
RubyChao: died of godzilla
RubyChao: evil entities are not known for their spelling
Harp-e: plzz
Harp-e: ruby play the super metroid instead of creepypasta
Harp-e: :U
SteelKomodo: ben pls go home
SteelKomodo: you're drunk
RubyChao: ben attempts to harass the kobbers in 2014
RubyChao: is limited by the fact that he's a statue
Harp-e: Widow Maker crushes the hell out of his logic
Harp-e: widow maker for first lady
RubyChao: logic is so crushed that he just explodes entirely
SteelKomodo: lolz
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RubyChao: "The more times I hit him, the more crumpled he looked, and after about seven hits, Koops spun around once and bursted into shreds of paper. Once the battle was over, Mario appeared to be back in Rougeport, standing on the gallows (the place where they hang people.), and Goombella was missing from my party. The town had a darker tone to it, the colors were darker, and when you try to talk to people, it doesn't work. In fact, you could walk through the people."
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: TERRIFYING
RubyChao: "Not sure what to do, I walked up to Luigi and tried to interact with him. Upon clicking the A button... Mario fell down to the ground dead. Not gory, just the usual game over animation, with the game over music."
Gooper Blooper: Chao I'm scarred for life, I hope you're happy
Gooper Blooper: That was the illustrations of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark in text form
RubyChao: i am happy, as video game creepypastas give me POWEEEEER
RubyChao hulks up and turns into SuperChao
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Gooper Blooper: One of my favorite things about this Godzilla playset I bought is the tagline on the back of the box. It says "Save the city!"
Gooper Blooper: this is funny because the "military" that comes with the set consists of two helicopters, two jets, and a boat
Gooper Blooper: against Godzilla
Gooper Blooper: um
SteelKomodo: so long
Gooper Blooper: And then there's Muto
Gooper Blooper: And I don't know much about Muto but from looking at him I don't think he's going to save anything either
SteelKomodo: probably not :U
RubyChao: RIP the city
RubyChao: died of godzilla
Sunday, March 30, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 119: Are You A Brit Enough Bro?
Gooper Blooper: Oh, this is cute
Gooper Blooper: So today was the one-month anniversary of BLOODY SUNDAY, that day Twitch released half their Pokemon trying to withdraw a zapdos
SteelKomodo: Oh god
Gooper Blooper: Today the intrepid trainer A spent all morning at the PC
Gooper Blooper: But she didn't release anyone, instead just randomly swapping Pokemon into and out of her team
Gooper Blooper: People are calling it "Lovely Sunday" and saying it's A unable to decide which Pokemon she wants on her team because she likes all of them
Its a Me, Delio: :3
SteelKomodo: :3
Its a Me, Delio: dat wurmple
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Saberwulf: KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS is a very pretty comic
Gooper Blooper: look at all those demons she has to kill
Its a Me, Delio: all dem demons
RubyChao: there must be six billion of them
SteelKomodo: Yeah, that's gonna take a while
Gooper Blooper: Garlandplot 2012: Kill Six Billion Dragons
Draco: Fluplot 2012: Lose Six Billion Droids
Saberwulf: fucking hell this comic is getting prettier and more detailed by the page
Its a Me, Delio: Skeletonplot 2012: Get Six Billion Bones
Its a Me, Delio: (that's 29126213.6 adult humans)
Its a Me, Delio: (MATH)
Gooper Blooper: =O
RubyChao: so Skeletonplot: Kill 29 Million, 126 Thousand, 214 Adult Humans
Its a Me, Delio: yes
Draco: That's a lot.
Its a Me, Delio: and then get on a Star people ship and find more bones
Draco: Unless you're in Warhammer in which case it's a minor infantry charge.
Its a Me, Delio: and conquer the galaxy for bones
Its a Me, Delio: bonesbonesbones
SteelKomodo: Pffffffffft
SteelKomodo: Carolplot 2014: Fix 6 Billion Things
Draco: Arielplot: Die 6 billion times.
RubyChao: Samusplot 2014: Job Six Billion Times
Draco: ...and done.
Gooper Blooper: Eat Six Billion Cakes
Gooper Blooper: you know who
Draco: The Lord?
RubyChao: utsuho has to hug pit six billion times
RubyChao: the angel is in for a lot of hugs
Gooper Blooper: Make Six Billion Pairings
SteelKomodo: Pit can take it :U
SteelKomodo: ...oh god Tak-sin plot D:
Gooper Blooper: Kill Six Billion Suitors
Harp: wat
Draco: Pechplot: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssix billion.
RubyChao: a giant mountain of dead suitors
Gooper Blooper: and still nobody knows who did it
RubyChao: "Welcome to Dead Suitor Mountain! We repeat, everyone here died a natural or accidental death!"
Gooper Blooper: "he fell down some stairs"
SteelKomodo: XD
Its a Me, Delio: "They ALL fell down some stairs."
SteelKomodo: "...Um."
Its a Me, Delio: Morgan sits at the top drinking whiskey mixed with blood.
RubyChao: tak-sin puts up a warning sign next to the stairs
Its a Me, Delio: "Yarr!"
Gooper Blooper: the stairs are taken into custody
RubyChao: strategically covers it
Gooper Blooper: I told you about stairs bro
RubyChao: "Oh no, they must have missed the sign. What a tragedy."
Its a Me, Delio: it keeps happening
SteelKomodo: Barbaraplot: Byeut six billion Hintends
RubyChao: Dirkplot: Stare At Six Billion Butts
Its a Me, Delio: they just couldn't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all this polo
Gooper Blooper: I've been reading "Byeut Hintends" as "bust heads". Am I correct?
SteelKomodo: PFFFFFT
SteelKomodo: Wrong
Gooper Blooper: what does it meeeeean
SteelKomodo: Byeut = boot Hintend = backside
Draco: The real quest is is this Harp A, B, C, or D?
SteelKomodo: Yeah, Geordie is wierd
Gooper Blooper: of course
Gooper Blooper: the answer was butts
SteelKomodo: a lot of the words in it are from the vikings
RubyChao: wait so if barbara kicks butts and dirk admires butts
SteelKomodo: Thanks, Vikings
RubyChao: won't they come into conflict?
SteelKomodo: Thikings
RubyChao: Thikings
SteelKomodo: Probably not :U
Gooper Blooper: Dirksephine quality time is rudely interrupted
RubyChao: Barbara attempts to kick Celestia's butt, finds that it's too big for her foot to bother
RubyChao: Celestia doesn't even notice
Gooper Blooper: it just sinks in
SteelKomodo: I don't know where people are going
Gooper Blooper: there's no earthly way of knowing
Saberwulf: This comic is giving me so many Hubverse ideas
Saberwulf: And by that I mean KILL SIX BILLION GITS or "David picks up some LadyChet and pulls her into almost getting exploded all the time"
RubyChao: >LadyChet
RubyChao: did i miss something
RubyChao: oh wait
RubyChao: i misinterpreted
RubyChao: female equivalent of chet not female chet
Gooper Blooper: I think he means a female character playing chet's role of straight man, yeah
Saberwulf: I use the term _Chet for any of David's companions not formally named
Draco: Chetmass
Saberwulf: He's had a massive line of them, he just doesn't talk about them
RubyChao: did they all die
Saberwulf: Sadly most of them did
Draco: No, they just went to live on a nice farm, where they can run around chasing squirrels all day. ;n;
Gooper Blooper: Ulrika has been buying replacement chets and David hasn't noticed
Gooper Blooper: So today was the one-month anniversary of BLOODY SUNDAY, that day Twitch released half their Pokemon trying to withdraw a zapdos
SteelKomodo: Oh god
Gooper Blooper: Today the intrepid trainer A spent all morning at the PC
Gooper Blooper: But she didn't release anyone, instead just randomly swapping Pokemon into and out of her team
Gooper Blooper: People are calling it "Lovely Sunday" and saying it's A unable to decide which Pokemon she wants on her team because she likes all of them
Its a Me, Delio: :3
SteelKomodo: :3
Its a Me, Delio: dat wurmple
---
Saberwulf: KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS is a very pretty comic
Gooper Blooper: look at all those demons she has to kill
Its a Me, Delio: all dem demons
RubyChao: there must be six billion of them
SteelKomodo: Yeah, that's gonna take a while
Gooper Blooper: Garlandplot 2012: Kill Six Billion Dragons
Draco: Fluplot 2012: Lose Six Billion Droids
Saberwulf: fucking hell this comic is getting prettier and more detailed by the page
Its a Me, Delio: Skeletonplot 2012: Get Six Billion Bones
Its a Me, Delio: (that's 29126213.6 adult humans)
Its a Me, Delio: (MATH)
Gooper Blooper: =O
RubyChao: so Skeletonplot: Kill 29 Million, 126 Thousand, 214 Adult Humans
Its a Me, Delio: yes
Draco: That's a lot.
Its a Me, Delio: and then get on a Star people ship and find more bones
Draco: Unless you're in Warhammer in which case it's a minor infantry charge.
Its a Me, Delio: and conquer the galaxy for bones
Its a Me, Delio: bonesbonesbones
SteelKomodo: Pffffffffft
SteelKomodo: Carolplot 2014: Fix 6 Billion Things
Draco: Arielplot: Die 6 billion times.
RubyChao: Samusplot 2014: Job Six Billion Times
Draco: ...and done.
Gooper Blooper: Eat Six Billion Cakes
Gooper Blooper: you know who
Draco: The Lord?
RubyChao: utsuho has to hug pit six billion times
RubyChao: the angel is in for a lot of hugs
Gooper Blooper: Make Six Billion Pairings
SteelKomodo: Pit can take it :U
SteelKomodo: ...oh god Tak-sin plot D:
Gooper Blooper: Kill Six Billion Suitors
Harp: wat
Draco: Pechplot: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssix billion.
RubyChao: a giant mountain of dead suitors
Gooper Blooper: and still nobody knows who did it
RubyChao: "Welcome to Dead Suitor Mountain! We repeat, everyone here died a natural or accidental death!"
Gooper Blooper: "he fell down some stairs"
SteelKomodo: XD
Its a Me, Delio: "They ALL fell down some stairs."
SteelKomodo: "...Um."
Its a Me, Delio: Morgan sits at the top drinking whiskey mixed with blood.
RubyChao: tak-sin puts up a warning sign next to the stairs
Its a Me, Delio: "Yarr!"
Gooper Blooper: the stairs are taken into custody
RubyChao: strategically covers it
Gooper Blooper: I told you about stairs bro
RubyChao: "Oh no, they must have missed the sign. What a tragedy."
Its a Me, Delio: it keeps happening
SteelKomodo: Barbaraplot: Byeut six billion Hintends
RubyChao: Dirkplot: Stare At Six Billion Butts
Its a Me, Delio: they just couldn't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all this polo
Gooper Blooper: I've been reading "Byeut Hintends" as "bust heads". Am I correct?
SteelKomodo: PFFFFFT
SteelKomodo: Wrong
Gooper Blooper: what does it meeeeean
SteelKomodo: Byeut = boot Hintend = backside
Draco: The real quest is is this Harp A, B, C, or D?
SteelKomodo: Yeah, Geordie is wierd
Gooper Blooper: of course
Gooper Blooper: the answer was butts
SteelKomodo: a lot of the words in it are from the vikings
RubyChao: wait so if barbara kicks butts and dirk admires butts
SteelKomodo: Thanks, Vikings
RubyChao: won't they come into conflict?
SteelKomodo: Thikings
RubyChao: Thikings
SteelKomodo: Probably not :U
Gooper Blooper: Dirksephine quality time is rudely interrupted
RubyChao: Barbara attempts to kick Celestia's butt, finds that it's too big for her foot to bother
RubyChao: Celestia doesn't even notice
Gooper Blooper: it just sinks in
SteelKomodo: I don't know where people are going
Gooper Blooper: there's no earthly way of knowing
Saberwulf: This comic is giving me so many Hubverse ideas
Saberwulf: And by that I mean KILL SIX BILLION GITS or "David picks up some LadyChet and pulls her into almost getting exploded all the time"
RubyChao: >LadyChet
RubyChao: did i miss something
RubyChao: oh wait
RubyChao: i misinterpreted
RubyChao: female equivalent of chet not female chet
Gooper Blooper: I think he means a female character playing chet's role of straight man, yeah
Saberwulf: I use the term _Chet for any of David's companions not formally named
Draco: Chetmass
Saberwulf: He's had a massive line of them, he just doesn't talk about them
RubyChao: did they all die
Saberwulf: Sadly most of them did
Draco: No, they just went to live on a nice farm, where they can run around chasing squirrels all day. ;n;
Gooper Blooper: Ulrika has been buying replacement chets and David hasn't noticed
Monday, March 10, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 115: Team Buttsephine
(SteelKomodo is streaming a video game and RubyChao is offering tips)
RubyChao: push the blocks into the pit
RubyChao: i.e. the three-space high pit
RubyChao: then jump over it
Gooper Blooper: alternatively, push the raven on top of the pit
Gooper Blooper: They'll start making out and it'll let you slip by in the confusion
RAPADOOOOOOOOOO: #Lewd
RubyChao: PFFFFFFT
Gooper Blooper: feathers everywhere
RubyChao: instead of pointing out hair on his shoulders or something, dirk points out black feathers in pit's wings
SteelKomodo: oh you crazy people
SteelKomodo: look what you get up to behind my back :D
Gooper Blooper: the pairings, dufe
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Harpy: what is that cowboy bebop song called, the one that plays during the 2nd or 3rd episode where Ein shows up. the one that happens during the "why did you use a dog whistle you idiot" scene
Saberwulf: that is bad dog, no biscuit
Harpy: "i spent all my money on you, baby, and I want it back"
Harpy: is that
Harpy: is that the actual name of the song
Saberwulf: yes
Harpy: oh my god yes
Gooper Blooper: amazing
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SteelKomodo: oh yeah I saw a guy get thrown off my train this morning
Gooper Blooper: Not while it was moving, I hope
SteelKomodo: had the wrong ticket and was threatened with arrest for fare dodging
SteelKomodo: no it wasn't goops :U
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Gooper Blooper: After much brainstorming and consideration I have the basics for my main ZFRP plot of 2014
Gooper Blooper: much is subject to change, but if everything goes like I have it at the moment, this could be some serious shit
RubyChao: "welcome to the after-afterlife"
RubyChao: "population CHAOS AND ALL THE FIENDS"
SteelKomodo: lolz
SteelKomodo: i mean D:
RAPADOOOOOOOOOO: Yessssss
Gooper Blooper: IT'S WHERE SHATTERED SOULS GO
Dungeon Del: it only gets worse
Gooper Blooper: Tiamat with eleventy-billion heads
RubyChao: tiamat becomes a hydra
RubyChao: every head you cut off grows five more
Gooper Blooper: Oceanus trying to punch off every head but he just can't
RAPADOOOOOOOOOO: He takes this as a challenge
SteelKomodo: how many enemies did the Tridens even maaaaake
RubyChao: barbariccia turns out to have fought helios way back when
RubyChao: wait i already used that joke
Dungeon Del: acid trip tiamat
Gooper Blooper: realtalk: this time around there are no plans for the villain to be "AND THEY MET THE SARAHKIN A DECADE AGO"
Gooper Blooper: because I've done that three years in a row jesus christ
Dungeon Del: hahaha
Dungeon Del: new villains new plans
SteelKomodo: ah
SteelKomodo: phew
RubyChao: villain confirmed for meeting widow maker a decade ago
RubyChao: wait that doesn't work dangit
Gooper Blooper: I already mined Widow Maker's past too
Gooper Blooper: aaaaagh
RubyChao: wait i've got it
RubyChao: BEHEEYEM'S DARK AND TRAGIC PAST: THE PLOT
SteelKomodo: it's Captain Krunch
Gooper Blooper: I wouldn't know, Harpy
Gooper Blooper: Beheeyem's ultimate villain is an easy choice
RAPADOOOOOOOOOO: Of course
RAPADOOOOOOOOOO: The guy who upstaged him
Gooper Blooper: He's the real reason JRM says Beheeyem sucks so much, I would wager
Thursday, March 6, 2014
Chatzy Madness Volume 114: What's So Funny About Jokes?
Harpy: its time for
Gooper Blooper: it's time to get RIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPED
Harpy: DRAW HARPY'S LATEST CHARACTER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T FUCKING STOP MAKING THEM
Harpy: also i'd be interesting in your take in her looks
Rock-Hard Fist Nipples: Goops should draw an idiot hair in the shape of Leo Luster
Harpy: your hints today are: black hair, that colorful hairpin, POSSIBLY dress Summoner Agnes wears, blue dress, is a dancer
Harpy: and a shapeshifter obs
Gooper Blooper: GEE I WONDER WHAT CHARACTER THIS IS
Harpy: its shiela clearly
Harpy: :U
Gooper Blooper: Garnet
Gooper Blooper: Xavier
Harpy: lelgarnet
Gooper Blooper: IT'S PIKACHU
Rock-Hard Fist Nipples: GOD DAMNIT
Harpy: its actually a jigglypuff
Harpy: IF VIEWED FROM ABOVE
Gooper Blooper: that fucking "Jigglypuff seen from above" was an in joke LEGEND with me and my brother fifteen years ago
Gooper Blooper: couldn't stop laughing
Rock-Hard Fist Nipples: Don't tell Gordon, Goops
Gooper Blooper: nobody must know I loffed and loffed
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King Dededel: wulf i think caitlin glass is just straight up anime jonesy's VA
King Dededel: "Maybe I should- learn how to read- plplplpl"
Saberwulf: Hahaha
King Dededel: "Guys, I'm really sorry, but I'm about to puke all over you."
King Dededel: "Your armpit smells, senpai."
King Dededel: Okay basically take the bloopers and that's anime jonesy
King Dededel: in the middle of the weird shit and gauzy effects and explosions, jonesy's lines are actually bloopers
Saberwulf: Tadaaa
King Dededel: and piss-takes
King Dededel: it's fantastic
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Saberwulf: List is, of course, incomplete
The Underblooper: oh god Celestia
Gooper Blooper: it's time to get RIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPED
Harpy: DRAW HARPY'S LATEST CHARACTER BECAUSE SHE CAN'T FUCKING STOP MAKING THEM
Harpy: also i'd be interesting in your take in her looks
Rock-Hard Fist Nipples: Goops should draw an idiot hair in the shape of Leo Luster
Harpy: your hints today are: black hair, that colorful hairpin, POSSIBLY dress Summoner Agnes wears, blue dress, is a dancer
Harpy: and a shapeshifter obs
Gooper Blooper: GEE I WONDER WHAT CHARACTER THIS IS
Harpy: its shiela clearly
Harpy: :U
Gooper Blooper: Garnet
Gooper Blooper: Xavier
Harpy: lelgarnet
Gooper Blooper: IT'S PIKACHU
Rock-Hard Fist Nipples: GOD DAMNIT
Harpy: its actually a jigglypuff
Harpy: IF VIEWED FROM ABOVE
Gooper Blooper: that fucking "Jigglypuff seen from above" was an in joke LEGEND with me and my brother fifteen years ago
Gooper Blooper: couldn't stop laughing
Rock-Hard Fist Nipples: Don't tell Gordon, Goops
Gooper Blooper: nobody must know I loffed and loffed
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King Dededel: wulf i think caitlin glass is just straight up anime jonesy's VA
King Dededel: "Maybe I should- learn how to read- plplplpl"
Saberwulf: Hahaha
King Dededel: "Guys, I'm really sorry, but I'm about to puke all over you."
King Dededel: "Your armpit smells, senpai."
King Dededel: Okay basically take the bloopers and that's anime jonesy
King Dededel: in the middle of the weird shit and gauzy effects and explosions, jonesy's lines are actually bloopers
Saberwulf: Tadaaa
King Dededel: and piss-takes
King Dededel: it's fantastic
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Saberwulf: List is, of course, incomplete
The Underblooper: oh god Celestia
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