Monday, September 29, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 152: Tractor Edition

Malfunction:Vengeance detected: I'm not entirely sure what the best pickup line ever is. But y'know what the worst one I ever was party to entailed?
iKomodo: What was that?
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: Girl walks up to a guy, puts her hand on his shoulder, and says "You'll do".
Malfunction:Vengeance detected: |D
iKomodo: Oh lawd XD
The Big Blue: Excuse me while I die laughing.

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The Bagel: RELEASE THE OLD PEOPLE

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くコ:彡 joined the chat
Dacro: Hi Goops.
Dacro: Nice Squid.
RubyChao: hello Missingno
RubyChao: oh that's a squid
RubyChao: derp

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Inurian joined the chat
くコ:彡: FINALLY THE INURIAN HAS COME BACK TO CHATZY
Inurian: Hey I'm here again it's been a while
くコ:彡: IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Harpy: my organic chem teach is a hardass
|________)________): Kick him in the nads

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くコ:彡: Posted
|________)________): . . . Oooooh you're Goops
|________)________): I dunno why but I thought you were Jumpropeman
|________)________): . . . Even when . . . Jumpropeman . . . was already in here
RubyChao: but
RubyChao: jump- yeah
|________)________): How the fuck did I do that
|________)________): Guys i'm not feeling well today xD
Jumpropeman: spy, you hihg
Jumpropeman: high
Jumpropeman: as am i
Jumpropeman: *drinks more Snapture Ready*

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Saberwulf: Huh, I forgot I had 7 gigs of science fiction audio books on my computer
Saberwulf: WOOPS

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Saberwulf: Hahaha oh my god
Saberwulf: "A fun little bit of dk64 knowledge. The game has massive frame rate drops when rendering the Orange explosions. You don't notice this however because the more the game lags the faster you move. This culminates in you being able to jump through walls by throwing enough grenades at the right time."
Ashurachao: hahahahaha

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Harpy: i smell burning flowers
くコ:彡: harpy no
Harpy: my roomate is mammon
Harpy: in all seriousness tho someone is burning incense
Ashurachao: and then harpy made a plot where her characters helped mammon
Saberwulf: It's probably the smell of my new soap wafting through the internet at you
Saberwulf: I smell like a Hindu funeral it's awesome
Harpy: that sounds
Harpy: insensitive
Saberwulf: Pffff

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Jumpropeman: I don't know if I mentioned this, but if Mr. Chips had somehow survived, there would have been hints that part of Beatbox's spark might have infected his mind
Jumpropeman: sometimes he would just say "KILL ALL HUMANS MY NAME IS BEATBOX" and people would start to get pretty suspicious

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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
g2: RESPOOG REPOOLB

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Jumpropeman: my "notes" for the Troopers:
Trooper B- LEEROY JENKINS
Trooper C- Manipulative, Coward
Trooper D- Techie
Trooper E- Here to avenge Trooper J, silent, furious
Trooper F- Female, combat focused
Trooper G- show-off, overconfident
Trooper H- Straight Man, disinterested
Trooper I- Tripping Balls


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(VGCW is on)

Cornwind Evil: RED GONNA SMASH A ROBOT

(later)

Cornwind Evil: WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Cornwind Evil: RARGH
Cornwind Evil: RARGGHHHHHH
Gooper Blooper: GEE I WONDER HOW VGCW IS GOING GUYS

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Harpy: Kela will be staying out of the fight
Harpy: i just wanted to make my shitty peanut butter sandwich analogy

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Capn Crunch Raps Into The Ring joined the chat

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Jumpropeman: for some reason mods can edit user profiles. Oh boy, can't wait to add all these interests to people's profiles
Jumpropeman: *everyone's profiles now say they like Cory in the House*
Jumpropeman: i'm not going mad with power, i'm going dumb with power!

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Gooper Blooper: I'm hype for October, it's quite possibly my favorite month (I WONDER WHY)
RubyChao: is it because my birthday is in it :3
Gooper Blooper: no, it's because spy's birthday is in it
Harpy: no its because
Harpy: goops really likes candy
Gooper Blooper: There are a myriad of reasons
RubyChao runs away, never speaks to Goops again
RubyChao: not really

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RubyChao: >​keep grinding for a particular rarely-dropping material, cursing the low drop rate
RubyChao: >​check inventory
RubyChao: >​i already got a copy
RubyChao: Oh

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Draco: In an old Chatzy Madness, someone joked that Del logs on with a tablet, DS, and a graphic calculator. I thought the last part was just a joke until my brother told that there's a new TI graphic calculator with WI-FI. D8
Gooper Blooper: INTERNET
M Sheep: TECHNOLOGYYYYYY
M Sheep screams, falling to knees on cliff overlooking raining port

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RubyChao: i present sarah's favorite attack ever

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Bree: Cerise vs Kraid :U
Bree: "stop hugging me" "chan?" "stop" "chan chan" "staaahp" "chaaaan~" "OKAY I SURRENDER"
RubyChao: none can resist the hugs!
Bree: lel
RubyChao: (i'm sorry but we will probably not be going the diplomacy route for kraid)
RubyChao: (i'm sure this was a shocking game-changer)

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RubyChao: did anyone else notice that on the schedule
RubyChao: we have stuff listed for
RubyChao: 11 straight days
RubyChao: 14 /15 with a one-day gap
Gooper Blooper: yes
RubyChao: second half of august is just DO EVERYTHING
Gooper Blooper: we've gone into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
RubyChao: *metroid plot doesn't finish*
RubyChao: i knew i should have gotten the turbo

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RubyChao: ...did
RubyChao: did i just get my third 19 in a row
RubyChao: tractor what sacrifice did i make
RubyChao: >​4, 2
RubyChao: oh, THAT'S what sacrifice i made

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Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Harpy: woah shit
Gooper Blooper: suddenly harpy
Harpy: i'm not even in this plot
Harpy: i mean i still want to introduce my new character but this doesn't seem to be the time or the place
Diehard with a Vengeance: Take that 21 off your hands for a ripe, juicy 2? I've a pair of them, won't miss one, really.
Harpy: uh
Harpy: no

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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21

Draco: Lol.
Deckropeman: ...
Gooper Blooper: this plot
Deckropeman: I was rolling for... Odelia not sneezing, yeah
Deckropeman: she sure didn't sneeze!

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Diehard with a Vengeance rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Diehard with a Vengeance: RANNNNDOM darling?

(later)

Diehard with a Vengeance rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Diehard with a Vengeance: ...
Aha.
Ahahaha.
Ahahahahahaa.
Ahahahahahahahahaaa.
Ahahahahahahahahahahaaah​aa.
Diehard with a Vengeance cracks

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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Cornwind Evil: Hold on one second JRM
Gooper Blooper: XD
Cornwind Evil: I am getting the appropriate image for you for your rolls tonight
Cornwind Evil: THERE.
Cornwind Evil: THAT IS MY FACE

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Cornwind Evil: Sine just wants to say something
Cornwind Evil: And will hopefully be heard.
Cornwind Evil: "We will find you. Deck. And we will CUT you."
Bree: booooooooooooooooooooooo​oooooooooooooooooooooooo​o
Harpy: you mean shuffle right
Diehard with a Vengeance: "You think you have all the cards in our little game, deck, dear? Oh, no. The kobbers will deal with you shortly, but your idea of the stakes are all wrong, ken? Cut the silly business and let's play some rounds- starting with a few to your mutual foreheads, of course. Won't be enough of you left to shuffle home."
Diehard with a Vengeance has punned and died
Bree: now see that was actually an intelligent and funny series of puns
Bree: but Sine's? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOOOOOOOO​O

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Bree: >​succubus wrassler
Bree: Silence joins the booty squad
Bree: Blade mortified, can't even look

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Harpy: here's my thoughts on grimsley
Harpy: [11:23:59 PM] HarpyKuro: she reminds me of a weeaboo gone wrong
[11:24:23 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: hahaha [11:32:03 PM]
HarpyKuro: like i'm like wondering if she's gonna go "i am super kawaii when i am killing people. all according to keikaku ^O^"
Harpy: she's prolly in like this gotho-loli outfit
Bree: is Grimsley even female
Jumpropeman: i got some bad news

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Harpy: i was wondering if you were doing something more with the meanings with The Deck rather than making it a bit obvious but it looks like its just based on cards and stuff related to them instead of their meaning
Harpy: so here i was diggin through the internet tryin to find metaphorical meanings and tryin to find out stuff that wasn't there :U
Jumpropeman: eh, maybe if I had full control of the setting
Bree: the meanings of the cards vary wildly from reader to reader anyway
Jumpropeman: instead, they all just have powers that represent the card, as well as mirroring the card itself
Jumpropeman: next year when I do the Board I'll try to capture the meaning of the chess pieces they are based on outside literal appearances :P
Bree: is that a real thing you're going to do
Jumpropeman: nah
Jumpropeman: next year my plots will probably be more character centric, less about events and more about a developing character or something that sounds pretentious
Jumpropeman: *smokes pipe*

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Draco: Harpy, when are you going to give me a chance to win back my chocolate bar?
Harpy: never? :U
Harpy: i done ate it
Draco: D;
Draco: I'ma send you the giant chocolate bar next time so there will be some left when I want to win it back. >​=U

(later)

Draco: I'm watching a friend of mine play Tetris Attack right now and I keep thinking "Harpy would've annihilated this level by now."
Bree: lel harps got mad tetris skillz?
Draco: Harpy once beat Tetris Attack on the hardest mode because I told her I'd give her a chocolate bar if she did.
Harpy: i beat that mode several times
Bree: mad tetris skillz inded
Harpy: still hard as balls
Bree: >​hard as balls
Bree: wrong part of male anatomy, harpy
Draco: Technically, she lost the bet 'cause she gave up, but I still let her have the chocolate 'cause she won on the next try. Also because she began emitting a long high-pitched whine like a cross between a fire engine and a begging puppy when I told her no. =I

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Harpy: [1:38:12 AM] HarpyKuro: now i'm just thinking of
[1:38:24 AM] HarpyKuro: WWE RAW CUDDLING CHAMPTIONSHIP
[1:39:05 AM] HarpyKuro: JOHN CENA V. EVERY KID IN THE MAKE-A- WISH FOUNDATION

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the DORK chao: josephine cosplays as aya
the DORK chao: becomes
the DORK chao: CROWSEPHINE

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(Harpy is considering joining Draco's space battle plot)

Harpy: but if its all spaceship drivin then I'm limited in who I can send, if I can send anyone at all
Harpy: Belinda bein' the only one who has a spaceship of her own
Draco: I am kidding. Nobody needs to know how to fly a spaceship.
Gooper Blooper: You could always rent a spaceship
Jumpropeman: or like, spacesuits
Harpy: welp
Gooper Blooper: Bubs' Gently Used Space Cruisers
Gooper Blooper: "Guaranteed to work or I'll apologize!"
Draco: On a related note, does anyone know how to fly a spaceship?
PLANS?! HA!a Vengeance: Deep space ship? Certainly, on my part. : [
Gooper Blooper: Celestia can fly a ship
Draco: Okay.
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron is also capable of piloting one, I never mentioned it but he was the one driving the carrier during the Osaal chain fight
Gooper Blooper: He jacks in with his USB port and becomes one with the ship because his arms are no good at working all those controls
Jumpropeman: Spaceship no, but I have Dakota and other characters who can operate in the black nothingness of space
Draco: 'cause I might need someone to fly a spaceship and I don't just want my characters to do everything.
Draco: Good. Now hotwire a Tie Fighter. Y'all have to share one. :P
PLANS?! HA!a Vengeance: 's impossible. ;l I have the measurements, and we are not trained clowns or mexican mafia. We shall never fit. There are too many Curvy Ladies.
PLANS?! HA!a Vengeance: We'll make due with three at least.
Draco: Not my problem. I'm taking the bus.

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Gooper Blooper: I haven't made Kela in Disgaea 2 yet
Gooper Blooper: Next time I play I must correct this grievous error

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(spoilered for gross)

Jumpropeman: *blows giant booger out of nose, can't find where it went* ...Mankind has suffered for its hubris once again
PatChaoli: tmi
PatChaoli: dear god, tmi
Harpy: i did not need to know that
Gooper Blooper: jrm pls

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Spongebob Breaks the Wall Down: BYE GOOPS
Gooper Blooper left the chat
Spongebob Breaks the Wall Down: *tacklehugs before you log off*
Spongebob Breaks the Wall Down: OH GOD DAMNIT

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Harpy: quick fix bein' a smugass fuck but we'll beat him next year
RubyChao: we sure will
RubyChao: once a couple more people are on i can do space pirates heeling it up whenever people are ready
Harpy: I just imagined the psychics picking up
Harpy: or at least Angie
Harpy: and she's like
Harpy: "can you call back later? We're in the middle of a raid."
RubyChao: lel
Harpy: "angie sol's dying again" "GODDAMN IT HONEY I TOLD YOU TO SIT STILL"

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RubyChao: help me friends
RubyChao: i cannot decide what to play
RubyChao: your choices are:
RubyChao: kirby air ride, metroid prime 3, or mario kart
Ees A Meeeracle: da binin o' izziic
RubyChao: no spy
RubyChao: fuck off spy

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RubyChao: i never realized how perfectly dorcha/henry and samus/utsuho align
RubyChao: dorcha and samus just sitting and recounting all the times they had to stop henry/utsuho from doing stupid things
RubyChao: it goes on for hours

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(Everett is revealed to be a member of The Deck)

Jumpropeman: now wait until the big twist where Thomas is the Tower and Jasper is... I dunno, a card of Coins
RubyChao: every one of JRM's characters is a Deck member
RubyChao: even Jumpropeman
RubyChao: THE LONGEST CON

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Fitin Vengeance: Clearly our next epic quest is to find the sole ice cream that can utterly console Sine's feelings. It will be a difficult and arduous journey with many battles (with weight and contenders) along the way. We may well fail. But can you overcome, Kobbers Of Great Appetite?
Jumpropeman: Jobber Kobber Slobber
RubyChao: >​kobbers of great appetite
Draco: We would fail if Kirby and/or Sarah went along.
RubyChao: so it's the heroic team of Kirby, Sarah, and Utsuho, got it
Fitin Vengeance: Mhm. And maaaybe a Lisa.
Jumpropeman: there was once a homeless man named Fumes who could a plate like no other man
Fitin Vengeance: GO FORTH! USE YOUR TALENTS! WE HAVE ICE CREAMS FROM AROUND THE MULTI-VERSE; TWENTY YEARS WORTH FOR NORMALS! THREE MONTHS PROJECTED FOR YOU!
Draco: How do you a plate?
Fitin Vengeance: Sarah no not in one hour. D:
Jumpropeman: ask Fumes OH WAIT

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(JRM posts about the darkness and sadness in the backstory of The Moon)

Fitin Vengeance: Oh I do love me some sorrow story with me butter. :D
Fitin Vengeance: Feed us some more, Ol' Pal. Final Fantasy X this shite.
Fitin Vengeance: >​;D
Jumpropeman: and den evybody died
Fitin Vengeance: No. NO. You're doin' it wrong. :L Someone has to be the ghosts to confuse the protagonist into not realizing he's a ghost.
Jumpropeman: and den evybody died, but dere was a gost

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RubyChao: a clone of razaan showed up at haven to see what would happen. what happened is it died

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(Harpy is doing a plot about a city controlled by demons)

Gooper Blooper: I just thought it'd be in-character for a certain couple someones to join in
RubyChao: so
RubyChao: Blade and Myriam, right
RubyChao: "MY CLIENT MYRIAM... MY CLIENT... What DO you do?"

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RubyChao: oh god imagine if arthur changes class
RubyChao: to
RubyChao: archer
Gooper Blooper: OMEGAJOB

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Ees A Meeeracle: >​Sees youtube poop for Postman Tap
Gooper Blooper: Well when you're in need of a postman pat fix and the guy hasn't made a new video what can ya do
Ees A Meeeracle: I bet it doesn't even contain Goodbye
Gooper Blooper: That's the worst part
Gooper Blooper: If you include GOODBYE you're a ripoff
Gooper Blooper: If you DON'T include GOODBYE everyone will ask "WHERE WAS GOODBYE"
RubyChao: obviously
RubyChao: you include BYE
RubyChao: but not GOOD

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Ees A Meeeracle: Okay time for the Fancy Car Challenge
Ees A Meeeracle: DK driving around in a fancy car looped until I beat the Flower Cup as DK in the Mercedes

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Ghhh Vengeance: It's a crying shame that almost all the pirate woman pics out there are sluttish. :L I blame JRM.
Jumpropeman: i cannot help that the caveat for my existence is slutty pirate pics, but the demon could have asked for worse when I requested eternal life

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Harpy: I suddenly like my Buffcubus.
Harpy: hrng so many chars *drowns*

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RubyChao: "Great job out there, everyone! My sister and I were happy to help!"
RubyChao: i read "My sister" as "My client" and was highly confused for a second
Gooper Blooper: "MY CLIENT MORGAN WILL CONQUER THIS BROTHEL"

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RubyChao: peanut butter pancakes
RubyChao: are a good idea
Harpy: holy shit
Harpy: you should make cinnamon bun pancakes
Harpy: with cream cheese icing
RubyChao: oh god don't talk about that i'll get sick
RubyChao: i had four and it was one of my better/worse decisions
RubyChao: so good
Harpy: it was my best decision of my life
Harpy: somewhere out there
Harpy: goops is going
Harpy: "harpy stahp"

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Harpy: weren't they already using metroids as weapons ANYWAY?
Del Presidente: they use metroids for everything
Del Presidente: vapor for brains etc
Harpy: like, since the beginning, not even starting at Super Metroid
Draco: They hitch them up and have Metroid chariot races.
RubyChao: yeah that was the whole plot of zero mission
RubyChao: which is why return of samus was about wiping out the metroids
Titty: But then
Titty: THE BABY
Draco: Just saying, Samus is bad at giving the pirates stuff too.
Del Presidente: the pirates fuck it up anyway
Draco goes joyriding on the podium.
Del Presidente: samus could give them unlimited rice pudding and they would still kill themselves trying to weaponise it

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Harpy: [8:00:27 PM] HarpyKuro: oh shit [8:00:30 PM]
HarpyKuro: i forgot to tell you
[8:00:38 PM] HarpyKuro: during my vacation, there was one hillarious thing that happened
[8:00:59 PM] HarpyKuro: I was listening to Solar Sect of Mystic Wisdom and my sister saw the pic of Utsuho [8:01:05 PM]
HarpyKuro: and she asked, "is that harry potter?"
[8:01:18 PM] HarpyKuro: YES IT IS, IF HE GREW WINGS, TURNED INTO A GIRL, AND ATE A SUN GOD
[8:02:07 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: oh my god XD
[8:02:11 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: that is amazing
[8:02:15 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: YER A WIZARD, OKUU
[8:02:18 PM] Rin Kaenbyou: "Yay!"

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(Cauren, who Tenshi was scheduled to fite, is having trouble in the Boss Battle Pavilion)

RubyChao: tenshi kicks her way into the serris bbbbp, yells "YOU CAN'T DIE UNTIL I PROVE I'M BETTER THAN YOU
RubyChao: the tenshi on the ship turns out to be utsuho with a very constricting shirt
Titty: Chestpainandhairdyesuho?​
Titty: "I don't even like peaches D: "

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Gooper Blooper: it's beautiful

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RubyChao: CW
RubyChao: CORNWIDN
RubyChao: DID YOU SEE VGVW
RubyChao: DID YOU
RubyChao: THSI SI VERY IMPORTANT
RubyChao: SPY BACK ME UP HERE ON HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS
A Sad Droopy Nipple: THIS
A Sad Droopy Nipple: IS
A Sad Droopy Nipple: SO
A Sad Droopy Nipple: IMPORTANT

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RubyChao: so guys, i leave it up to you. finish norfair or go to maridia prototourian?
Del Wars Return of the Del: Finish what u start
SteelKomodo: yeah, might as well finish up Norfair
RubyChao: morefair it is

(later)

RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao: FIGHTING THE GOLDEN TORIZO WAS HELL, YOU GUYS ARE THE WORST FRIENDS

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Del Presidente joined the chat
Del Presidente: i had a thought
SteelKomodo: you did
Del Presidente: i used to think i had the role of major failure, gravitas and enforcerwulf all in one
Del Presidente: for the uninitated, they were the admins of the previous forum - mf was the cool chill one, gravitas was the business-like one, enforcerwulf was the harsh one
Del Presidente: well now i have jrm and goops
Del Presidente: jrm is just jrm
Del Presidente: and goops has to be gravitas cos hes not enforcerwulf
Del Presidente: so now i'm mf and enforcerwolf
Del Presidente: i have two jobs yayyyy
RubyChao: majorwulf
RubyChao: because Enforcer Failure would be a bad name
RubyChao: "I ENFORCE YOUR FAILURE"
SteelKomodo: damn, chao beat me to it
RubyChao: "GET TO FAILING"
Del Presidente: FAILURE IS SUCCESS, WORK THAT ONE OUT

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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi goops
Gooper Blooper: hey all you people
Gooper Blooper: or just JRM
Jumpropeman: sorry, let me speak for them: Spy: GOOOOOOOOPS! Harpy: GOOOOOOOOOOOOOPS! Ven: Greetings, Sir Goops. How fare you? Cornwind: HARK! A GOOPER BLOOPER OFF THE PORT BOW!
ITS CALL OF DUTY DAWG!!!!!!!!!: oh its goops. hey.
ITS CALL OF DUTY DAWG!!!!!!!!!: *understates reaction just to make jrm mispredict*
Jumpropeman: the gooper fanclub is docile today
Gooper Blooper: The contrast with your username is lovely, spy
ITS CALL OF DUTY DAWG!!!!!!!!!: . . . Pffft good point

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Harpy: I guess our Treasure
Harpy: just got SUNK
Harpy: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​H

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RubyChao: wait shit
RubyChao: i brought arthur along didn't i
RubyChao: i literally forgot about my own character
RubyChao: amazing
iKomodo: Did you?
iKomodo: XD
RubyChao: yes
RubyChao: ...i'm going to edit him out

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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
Deckropeman: >​_>​
Harpy: roll on random already
Gooper Blooper: looks like JRM's villains
Gooper Blooper: have stacked the deck
Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
iKomodo: JRM pls
Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Deckropeman: there we go :D

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Cornwind Evil: I actually severely dislike vegetable juice.

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RubyChao: friendly reminder that samus was the second-biggest jobber of 2013
Gooper Blooper: >​second-biggest
Gooper Blooper: I'm so proud
Bree: wait, who is the biggest jobber
Gooper Blooper: Ariel
RubyChao: Ariel
Bree: oh
Gooper Blooper: She really, really sucked last year when she was important
Bree: dammit Ariel
RubyChao: she once got a 2,2,1 in a row
RubyChao: and died
Gooper Blooper: And that was her entire run in that fight, I think
RubyChao: it was
Gooper Blooper: "GO!" (2, 2, 1, ded) "FINISH!"

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(All rolled in one plot event, when JRM was playing the villains)

Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21

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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
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Gooper Blooper: JRM 21 Counter: 10
Deckropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Gooper Blooper: JRM 20 Counter: 3

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Gooper Blooper: For not having too many of them last year, we certainly have ensured we got in a lot of dragon action this year
Deckropeman: well it is the year of the dragon :V (it's probably the year of the rat or something)
Draco joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: that timing
Deckropeman: apparently
Deckropeman: it's year of the horse
Deckropeman: IPU, get in there!

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Harpy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 1
Harpy: WHAT THE FUCK
RubyChao: how
Harpy: THIS IS BULLSHIT

1 comment:

  1. Red's loss was ALSO bullshit. Rasrrr frasrr, HE should have been the first to beat a Robot Master, not Bison.

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