Monster Mash Loser's League Battle Royale

The atmosphere is thick with anticipation tonight at Ed's Landfill. Located in the Nevada wastelands, miles from nowhere with only a long stretch of lonely road for company, this garbage-choked sprawl of refuse was a great place to hold our six-way duel to the death.

It starts quietly as the competitors are released. Shark Tank trundles slowly off to roam the piles of garbage, and even the Maus' massive form is soon obscured by the trash. Sergeant Spinneret grips tightly to the hairs of her steed Lavalantula, and the spider duo is also soon lost in the trash. 'RhanaCop slithers around carefully before opting to make for the tallest pile of trash in the landfill to use as a lookout point. The Jersey Devil seems to have the same idea, leaping from wrecked cars to junked stoves with fluttering flaps, unwilling to take to the air and present itself as an obvious target just yet. Gatorage grumbles as his tranquilizers begin wearing off, and he looks around for something to smash. Unlike the others, Ananta Shesa seems content to stay where it is, neither hiding nor hunting. He coils idly, observing the battlefield and waiting to see what his enemies do before he himself makes a move. Above it all, Reiko Atari broadcasts live footage from Greentech's news chopper.

The stage is set. All that remains is to see who will throw the first punch.

Monster Mash Loser's League Battle Royale - Voting

Welcome back, spurts fins sports fans!

We here at the Monster Mash Loser's League are proud to present to you our greatest achievement yet, a six-way tussle between fallen beasts. These entrants to the Monster Mash tournament all have one win and one loss to their name. Now, they face each other in a desperate bid to break back into the winner's bracket and take on the final lucky few already there - Sharktopus, The Kraken, and Mansquito.

This rumble is a winner-take-all slugfest between everything we could scrounge together. You'll meet all kinds here, and every one of them is primed and ready to beat down the other five for a chance to win.

Let's meet them.

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Slowwind Compevil joined the chat
SteelKomodo: oh hey CW
Slowwind Compevil: Argh SK. Every time I hear that I think of The Room
Slowwind Compevil: And I expect you to ask about my sex life

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Gooper Blooper: Poor Bazza
Gooper Blooper: He was watching another WWE pay-per-view last night
Gooper Blooper: You can tell on his twitter when it all went to shit
Gooper Blooper: Ten minutes left in the show:
Gooper Blooper: "FUCKING YES!!!!!"
Gooper Blooper: Five minutes later
Gooper Blooper: "FUCK THIS COMPANY!!!!"
SteelKomodo: D:

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M Sheep: Can I have...what's his face....BRIAR! Join this
M Sheep: he's so boring I forgot what his name was a for minute there

Monster Mash: Loser's League - Purple Creature Eater vs Piranha Commando

"ROBOTEERS! Um, I mean, CYBORG MUTANT ANIMAL COMBATEERS! Welcome to the grand opening of our glorious battle arena, the Greentech AggroDome! We're packed to the rafters here with spectators eager to witness the carnage, and our arena is filled with tricks and traps our competitors can use to their advantage! This is Reiko Atari saying... Let's get it on!"

Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 3

We're back! And we have a lot to be thankful for. No civilians were hurt in that last battle, and there was minimal property damage. Most importantly, it's over. And with that out of the way, we can move on to the third and final battle of the Loser's League qualifiers!

Monster Mash: Loser's League - Iron Maiden vs. Chupacabrain

"Good evening, Horrifying Monster Warfare Attendees! Reiko Atari here, your eye in the sky for Monster Mash's Loser's League! We are LIVE above Maine's forests, on the outskirts of a lovely town by the name of Ludlow. We've taken appropriate precautions - The town has been evacuated and a flotilla of jeeps led by our finest tank, the M-56 Discipline, plan on keeping order and ensuring tonight's contestants focus their fighting on themselves. We really don't need any more lawsuits.

it looks like they've just dropped off Private Spinneret. More news as it breaks!"

Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 2

Boy, we sure are glad the Great Canadian Aquarium is relocating. Nobody wants to clean up the mess Primus Pilus and Estafador made. We've got what's left of the winner safely in storage, awaiting upgrades, but enough about him. It's time to meet the next two beasts that will battle for your entertainment!

Monster Mash: Loser's League - Primus Pilus vs Estafador

"Good evening, Mutant Animal Combat Enthusiasts, because constantly throwing around "sports fans" gets repetitive! My name is Reiko Atari, and I'm your eye in the sky for today's thrilling battle between Primus Pilus, a fiery skeleton that was once a Dinoshark, and Estafador, an enormous brute of a shark stuffed with piranhas and the essence of the undead! Should be fun! I've got my chopper positioned over The Great Canadian Aquarium, and it's a great vantage point to bring the action to you folks at home!"

Monster Mash: Loser's League, Battle 1

Greetings, Sports Fans!

As Monster Mash fans no doubt know, Greentech Corporation has partnered with everyone's new favorite animal-battling company to bring you EVEN MORE animal brawls! Greentech is an expert in life reanimation, monster wrangling, and not cringing when witnessing something really gross, so we are a perfect choice to hold THE LOSER'S LEAGUE!

Yes, the Loser's League. Just because six of the twelve monsters competing in Monster Mash were brained, squashed, or fed to giant plants does not mean they're unsalvageable! Our crack team of doctors, surgeons, back-alley quacks, mechanics, roboticists, necromancers, alternative healers, and white mages are hard at work breathing life back into the six beasts that failed to win the first round. Of course, sometimes we get lucky and don't have to do anything to revive a monster. You'll see what I mean soon.

Voting works much the same as in Round 1. State your vote and present your case as to why you think your pick will triumph. The votes will be Tractored and a winner will emerge to move on deeper into the tournament!

Let's meet today's contestants...