Chatzy Madness Volume 429: Secret Giraffes And Forbidden Elephants

Today I bring you a bittersweet Christmas gift: the final Chatzy Madness.

Perhaps you saw this coming, since it's been so long since the last one. I fell far behind after doing a pretty good job of being up-to-date for years. The thought of combing over a hundred chat logs for funny quotes sounds like a grind and a chore instead of a fun task, and I think that's my cue to stop. I know this will disappoint some people as Chatzy Madness had a few vocal fans, and I also feel disappointed in myself for not mustering the will to keep it going, but last week I started trying to work on it again, got through about six days, saw an hour had passed, and thought "I'm wasting way too much time on this". So it's time to wrap it up.

Really, if you think about it, this blog series lasting as long as it has is kind of nuts. Chatzy Madness is 429 volumes spanning over 14 years. I think that's a pretty damn good run, almost as long as ZFRP itself. If you read all 429 Chatzy Madnesses, I'd give you an Achievement or something if I could. Thanks for sticking with me. I hope you enjoy the last Chatzy Madness.

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iKomodo: when does voting end chao?
iKomodo: because i'll have to throw one in at some point obvs
MobileDraco: Sunday
Jadeforged of Jashut: sunday sunday, sundayyy
Jadeforged of Jashut: oil paintings oil paintings SEAKIIIING
Jadeforged of Jashut: (this joke is for goops)
Jumpropeman: you beat me to it
Jumpropeman: hank of the hill sits alongside skooks in most rewatchable poops for me
Jumpropeman: I once made my niece cry quoting it-
Jumpropeman: she did not appreciate my hank hill voice...
iKomodo: SEAKING SEAKING SEAKING
RubyChao: sunday, yes
Jadeforged of Jashut: hank of the hill is pretty foundational

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Jumpropeman: *googles Kothaga*

Jumpropeman: how about that, there's a notable movie in Telugu with the word in the name

RubyChao: you know what you must do jrm

Jumpropeman: apparently it means "new"

RubyChao: it is time for your understanding of language to play a key role

Gooper Blooper: Kothaga Super Mario Bros

Jumpropeman: that was the missing piece all along...

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Gooper Blooper: So, today Goopsmom had to get her car inspected, and since the place that does it is forty minutes away she brought me along and we made a day of it and swung by the Fairbanks Museum

Gooper Blooper: Pardon, was pulled away for a second for a reason related to this story, but back now

Gooper Blooper: On the way there I shared with Goopsmom how the final two of the Brawl shook out. I usually tell her this the day after but this time the finale was such a complicated story with all the assistants and upgrades that it took until now for me to piece together a version of it she'd understand

Gooper Blooper: She wanted to know which users owned which characters and I told her about Hooded Pitohui. I've mentioned his name before and she always reacts with bafflement and then forgets it

Gooper Blooper: but she's definitely going to remember him this time

Gooper Blooper: The museum has tons of bird taxidermy specimens and she spent a significant portion of our visit looking for a hooded pitohui and continuously flubbing the name to the point it became a running joke

Gooper Blooper: I was pulled away because she was trying to google "red-hooded judihoi" and could not find the bird

RubyChao: ahahahahahaaaaaaa

Gooper Blooper: I had mentioned it had some red on it and she interpreted that as "red-hooded" and went down a rabbit hole of looking up the wrong birds

Gooper Blooper: but I think she's finally got it now

Gooper Blooper: As I went back upstairs she was cuddling Wyatt, her pet chihuahua, and telling him he's her little pitohui

Deadly To The Point of Death: Awww

Draco: The Judihoi...

Jumpropeman: time to make the red-hooded judihoi canon in rp and have it show up to the redhead meeting

NO CID ONLY CLAMS: Next up, she's trying to find Breebroo Crawshanks

NO CID ONLY CLAMS: ...did the museum have a hooded pitohui?

Gooper Blooper: We did not find one.

Gooper Blooper: this is where I would triumphantly link a photo of their specimen, IF THEY HAD ONE

Gooper Blooper: but it's possible we simply managed to miss it, or that they have one in storage

Jumpropeman: he escaped the museum so he could join rp

Mobile Pitohui joined the chat

Jumpropeman: it's him!

Jumpropeman: quick! Get the cage!

Mobile Pitohui: I think you're looking for judihoi. Two doors down. Common mistake.

NO CID ONLY CLAMS: No no, that yellow coated Asian girl who loves malls is even more wrong

Gooper Blooper: She kept pointing at random birds and going "Look, it's a red-hooded [garbles the name weirder every time]!"

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RubyChao joined the chat

RubyChao: ahoy

Jumpropeman: ahoy hoy

Gooper Blooper: hell friend

Gooper Blooper: HELL FRIEND.

Jumpropeman: HELL FRIEND

RubyChao: HELL FRIEND

Gooper Blooper: that's okuu

MobileDraco: HELL FRIEND

Jumpropeman: everyone's got one

Chatzy Madness Volume 428: Truffles Yearns For The Mines (AKA Big Bar Brawl 15 Edition)

Draco: Hmm. I guess I do have to pick out a Secret Fiter. How do I convince JRM that Shashake isn't an OC?
Jumpropeman: you send X-Men villain Mystique, and she just spends the whole brawl disguised as Shashake
Draco: PERFECT
Cornwind Evil: Draco you just said their name out loud
Draco: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Draco explodes.
Draco: Shashake is cut Brawl content.
Jumpropeman: ingrid would vote for her and isn't sure why

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RubyChao: man!!

RubyChao: brawl...

HOW DID HE GET THIS JOB: Man-Brawl, the considerably less successful second cousin to Man-Thing

HOW DID HE GET THIS JOB: Man-Bat claims no relation

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(Re: the ZF Hospital medical staff)

RubyChao: dr. gerald nerique like "am i not good enough for you?"

Jumpropeman: she probably would rate him as one of the ones closest to her expertise

Jumpropeman: mostly because they both handle most of the less magical or supersciencey side of medical

Jumpropeman: it's also one reason she was fast to get along with maomao

Jumpropeman: she "gets" them

Jumpropeman: she wouldn't knock the magic healers, but she also wouldn't show Sarah an x-ray of a bladder and say "what do you think"

Gooper Blooper: There's nothing to fear, I have the best retired doctors on hand to make sure our medical team won't have to fret

Jumpropeman: now those two she'd show a bladder to

Jumpropeman: i do like over time we did accrue a great deal of doctors

Gooper Blooper: "Does it require lickens?" "*squeak*"

JiggyHarpy: vruhnu will join in on the doctoring!

JiggyHarpy: he knows what a bladder is-

Jumpropeman: "Vruhnu take a look at this" "Chiyari please stop showing everyone that bladder" *Chiyari slumps over*

JiggyHarpy: Vruhnu is the one showing everyone the bladder, what are you talking about

JiggyHarpy: he's all about rocks and kidney stones are fascinating to him

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Draco: Oh dang. I still need a Secret Fiter. Is Chiyari free?

Jumpropeman: this isn't the time to ask her on a date draco, you have to submit a secret fiter!

Jumpropeman: link

Draco: You're right! I better get Sniveling!

Gooper Blooper: Finally, it's time for Mr. Delicious

Jumpropeman: powers: tanks any business he comes in contact with

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(re: acquiring full-body character images for Brawl reference)

Jumpropeman: speaking of, whenever harp's around, I need to know about Naomi's body

RubyChao: Oh my, how lewd.

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PhoneJade: Entering three different Jonesys

PhoneJade: Jonesybrawl

Jumpropeman: and one of those jonesys

Jumpropeman: is fortnite jonesy

PhoneJade: N

PhoneJade: No

SCOOBY DOO WHERE ARE YOX: She gets in the Top 10 because all she does is dance and everyone ignores her.

Chatzy Madness Volume 427: Smash.

Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: from back when you said you had an extra guy instead of an extra life
Gooper Blooper: I remember some of my old Genesis games called lives "tries" or "chances"
Gooper Blooper: It was usually the Disney-related games and even kid me was like "so they didn't want to say Mickey and Simba died"
Gooper Blooper: found a PDF of the Genesis manual for The Lion King and my memory was correct
Jumpropeman: meanwhile, that lion king bootleg was quite happy showing that simba is very much dead
Gooper Blooper: "When the Health Meter is empty, Simba loses a try." "When Simba's Health Meter reaches zero, you lose one Simba Chance"
AlternisChao: i like how the toad doesn't even look terrified, more just fascinated
Jumpropeman: he probably can relate
Gooper Blooper: Toad is also one of many, yes
Gooper Blooper: originally "Toad" referred to one specific Toad
Gooper Blooper: then the name spread to the entire species/race/whatever the hell they are
Jumpropeman: they tried for a bit with mushroom retainer

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Jumpropeman: *types a grammatical error, deletes to fix it, realizes the character saying it, puts it back in*

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AlternisChao: oh, fun fact

AlternisChao: Georgia Penn's name is taken entirely from that being a GG1 Pennsylvania Railroad gijinka

AlternisChao: Penn is obvious, and "Georgia" just felt like the best serious way to translatie "GG" into a woman's name

Jumpropeman: but what about Gigi!

AlternisChao: that can be the cute nickname when she's a main character in season 19

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Hooded Pitohui: No, in fact I did not.

Jumpropeman: rail polygamy is the solution to this plot

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Draco: Wicked menace defeated:

Gooper Blooper: the new emergency food

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Jumpropeman: I should send Concord to the trading post sometime...

Jumpropeman: they might not all fit

Gooper Blooper: All sixteen of them make Brawl bets

Jumpropeman: don't tempt me

Gooper Blooper tempts you

Gooper Blooper: *JRM has Roka make them for everyone with a written list so there's no text colors*

Jumpropeman: now we're talking

Jumpropeman: not literally though

Draco: Because we're on the Internet.

Chatzy Madness Volume 426: Explore Anguirus' Bathroom

Marty-o Sheep: Looking at blogs
Marty-o Sheep: Why Concord?
Jumpropeman: oh hey
Jumpropeman: it's sheep!
Jumpropeman: well you see sheep...
Jumpropeman: brb-
Marty-o Sheep: Should have been Bleeding Edge
Jumpropeman: concord is a personal challenge and something I can make goofy where I like
Marty-o Sheep: Ah! Here's the trailer I was thinking of!
Jumpropeman: i remember that snake
Jumpropeman: i did a big plot about overcoming societal prejudices, this year I'm not going so heavy
Jumpropeman he says, knowing about other plans already in motion
Harpnaomi: no Heavy involved
Marty-o Sheep: Bleeding Edge is the superior Overwatch clone, because you can play a dolphin
Marty-o Sheep: An angry dolphin.
Jumpropeman: I'm not using Concord because it's good, mate

Marty-o Sheep: "CALL ON CONCORD!"

Marty-o Sheep: I'd rather...not.

Marty-o Sheep: "Concord does the job by the book"

Marty-o Sheep: The Book of Mormon, maybe-

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Donkey Kong Has A Chainsaw: All I know about Marvel Rivals is that Squirrel Girl has a ba-donkdonk and they made Namor Aquaman

Gooper Blooper: yeah she got "Girl Of The Month" status for a bit there

Guns Dont Go There: I have been playing Marvel Rivals

Guns Dont Go There: Currently the Internet is Horny for Emma Frost because they made her tall

Jumpropeman: i thought it was the thighs that are thicker than a redwood

Guns Dont Go There: two things can be true

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Gooper Blooper: Oh, for non-sheep people: did a profiles update to detail out Venus' inventory

Jumpropeman clicks Troublemakers expecting her to be there

Gooper Blooper: I named my villains folder "Troublemakers" because they are rather underwhelming by villain standards

Jumpropeman: but does Venus carry this

Gooper Blooper: She's got a whole shelf labeled "Stupid Fireworks" with a couple Watermelon Ninjas nestled between some of those pooping dog novelties and a gender reveal bomb that shoots green smoke

Jumpropeman: "gender reveal bomb"

Jumpropeman: her ultimate weapon...

Gooper Blooper: "isn't it supposed to be pink or blue" "it's green, figure it out yourself"

RubyChao: mental image that just struck me: this is chara buying one and setting it off when someone tries to pigeonhole her into a gender binary

they will she/they all they dang like

Gooper Blooper: I mostly stuck with "she" for Chara in the end but I tried to slip in some theys here and there when it flowed well with the writing

Gooper Blooper: Chara's true gender is Chocolate

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Gooper Blooper: Most important Switch 2 news: the carts still taste disgusting

Jumpropeman: make some switch cartridge soup

Chatzy Madness Volume 425: That's A Peko

Jumpropeman: right now, one of the biggest most important cards in the physical pokemon tcg... is budew
Gooper Blooper: let me look at one and see if I can figure out why
Jumpropeman: look at that MONSTER
Gooper Blooper: Well, if you need to stall against an opponent who can't fight back because they can't set up, that's pretty good, but one attack from just about anything kills it
Jumpropeman: the official pokemon website even made a page explaining it
Jumpropeman: i guess unless you also face a budew, you can set up your own crazy item strategies while the opponent is forced to just attack the little guy. 1 prize is a small price for getting something huge online
Gooper Blooper: "How do you counter Budew?"
Gooper Blooper: imagine the intense budew-v-budew lulls
Gooper Blooper: these thumbnails are spectacular
Gooper Blooper: another video description tells me that this is Budew's first card in 16 years
Jumpropeman: THREAT OR SAVIOR
Gooper Blooper: it was gathering power all this time
Jumpropeman: the funny thing is, it's so dominant, it might not be the last
Jumpropeman: apparently Tapu Lele was such an important card it gets thrown into sets now and then as a secret rare to pay tribute
Gooper Blooper: I know a lot of baby Pokemon took extended breaks from the TCG because they didn't know what to do with them
Jumpropeman: budew and cleffa show they are too powerful...
Gooper Blooper: Budew must have been caught up in that, made worse by being such an overlooked pogey, but... seriously, nothing for BDSP or Legends Arceus?
Gooper Blooper: found some guy's blogpost listing the top six best cards from the new set, and Budew is #1, but look who they picked for #2
Jumpropeman: THE BOY
Gooper Blooper: if your opponent DARES terastallize
Gooper Blooper: eat fuckin' three hundred and thirty damage

Jumpropeman: i love that the tcg can give underpowered pokemon their days in the sun
Jumpropeman: not sure if its outdated info but, looks like the highest natural hp in tcg is 340
Gooper Blooper attaches a single PlusPower
Jumpropeman: work your way up to this bad boy
Jumpropeman: then Regigigas smashes you to shards
Draco: Dang. 340 HP? That's almost enough to survive Base Set Charizard.
Gooper Blooper: 120 damage for one energy
Jumpropeman: at some point the card game realized getting a third evolution on the field can be pretty difficult so the energy costs went down for them
Jumpropeman: although that tyranitar's also ex tera so its even more overtuned

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Jumpropeman: on pokemon presents, I was pretty excited when the mobile games were going by so quickly, leaving extra time for... announcing latin american spanish for like three minutes

Harpnaomi: yeah that was weird but i ain't gonna complain

Jumpropeman: its good, but it was part of me realizing how weird it is that pokemon presents has buttoned up businessmen talk so much

Jumpropeman: you'd think it would have a more kid-friendly energy or something

Harpnaomi: channeling their Larry energy

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Harpnaomi: drg: anniversary event is live!

Draco: ROCK AND STONE

Jumpropeman: what's it entail

Harpnaomi: had to quit partway through a mining mission because i did not see any fucking morkite

Harpnaomi: do mission, get cool hat and materials

Harpnaomi: its a 4 mission assignment

Harpnaomi: also the pilot lost the fucking trophies again because OF COURSE

Harpnaomi: i want to see mission control fistfight the pilot

Jumpropeman: this guy

Jumpropeman: he doesn't know what a lock is

Harpnaomi: inb4 i make a plot about this guy

Harpnaomi: "help me collect all the trophies i dropped and i'll give you this jiggy"

Harpnaomi: oh god i found my mayplot already huh.

Jumpropeman: that's a real collectathon

Jumpropeman: collect thing to collect things

Harpnaomi: i have a cooler better idea for a mayplot than that but hey, nobody has a rule against having TWO mayplots

Draco: And then Cagliostro offers up a Jiggy to fight her...and nobody fights her.

Harpnaomi: only way you'll get someone to fight you is for you to be in the brawl

Harpnaomi: and even then...

Jumpropeman: everyone runs when they see cagliostro

Jumpropeman: turns out, it's never been about morals. She just has BO

Draco: Le gasp

Harpnaomi: shtinky

Chatzy Madness Volume 424: I Don't Like Killing, But I LOVE Steroids

RubyChao: Exactly how bad is the funding situation for Monarch, again?
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: Monarch is a huge deal in the Monsterverse and is easy bait for a massive, world-spanning plot, which I still might do, but I liked the idea of starting small
Gooper Blooper: Binah dreams of being a globetrotting kaiju whisperer but she's stuck here in the desert with Doug
RubyChao: i like it too however binah having to do a stint at mcmechos is still funny to picture

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(After JRM changes his avatar to Mimi Sentry)

Jumpropeman: I can promise

Jumpropeman: Mimi is an idiot

(Later)

Gooper Blooper: the real reason JRM dislikes single fangs: why have just one when you can give a girl a mouth like a bear trap

Brine: Accurate, best kind.

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New Years Eve-Il: "In Lufia 2, The Sea Ring is strong against Sea Creatures...but the programmers didn't flag any monsters as "Sea Creatures".

Harpydia: owned

Gooper Blooper: Big "Gen 1 ghosts beat psychics" energy

New Years Eve-Il: "Likewise, there is a Capsule monster with "Soil" attacks. There are no monsters with the Soil weakness flag set."

RubyChao: big "moon ball and burn heal" energy

New Years Eve-Il: "Final Fantasy Adventure has an item that cures the "Moogle" status—but the player can't use items as a Moogle, which renders the cure useless."

Harpydia: get moogled, idiot

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Gooper Blooper: started playing a new robot fighting game today called Battle RC, runs great on the new comp

Jumpropeman: according to steam, Battle RC is similar to the game I've played, Sonic and All Stars Racing Transformed

Gooper Blooper: My favorite thing about it is the Steam Workshop where people are uploading bot designs because there are a couple of super hardcore robot combat fans on there. Know how I know? Because instead of making replicas of famous and popular robots, they're putting the most obscure and random robots imaginable into Battle RC

Jumpropeman: excellent

Jumpropeman: ZFRP tier selection methods

Gooper Blooper: link

Jumpropeman: that's the kind of robot you throw into a tournament and it goes on an inexplicable run

Gooper Blooper: A few actually famous robots like Tombstone, Hydra, Toro, and Rusty did get representation on the workshop, but they are definitely outnumbered by the hordes of obscure one-and-done robots from multiple seasons ago

Gooper Blooper: who could forget... *checks notes*... Bucktooth Burl, who entered one tournament and didn't even get on television

Jumpropeman: excellent

Jumpropeman: sorted by most popular, looked at the first page, only recognize Tombstone :V

Gooper Blooper: You mean you don't recognize this famous bot?!

Gooper Blooper: (Malice is on the front page though, we know them because they sent me cool merch!)

Jumpropeman: Unidentified Red and Yellow Flipper for next Robot Champions

Chatzy Madness Volume 423: I Have To Turn Gabriella Into A Solifugid

Gooper Blooper: link
Gooper Blooper: evening
RubyChao: "Hotel Mario is a 1994 puzzle video game"
RubyChao: There is a non-zero chance Hotel Mario contains unforgivable sin.
Gooper Blooper: HEY YOU, GET OFFA MY CLOUD
Gooper Blooper: wait a second
Gooper Blooper: could THIS be the unforgivable sin:
Harpydia: yeah that's assault, bro
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: assault and battery
RubyChao: theft
RubyChao: this is the moment where mario becomes destined for hell
Harpydia: truly a sadge moment
Gooper Blooper: he coulda spawned in the OverThere if not for this
Gooper Blooper: damnation it is

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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6895769
Jumpropeman: egg!
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5209852
Jumpropeman: more egg!
Jumpropeman: when's her older sister join her in rp
Gooper Blooper: I unironically very briefly considered using Eggmaam as an antagonist for a Sonic-themed plot before realizing "no, this is just Eggette again" and scrapping it :V
Jumpropeman: why whats the problem with TWO eggettes-
Draco: Sage says they're copycat posers.
Gooper Blooper: I still find it suspicious that Sage popped up a few years after Eggette
Gooper Blooper: Sega had to have known about her...
Draco: Funny how Eggette hasn't been seen since... BI
Gooper Blooper: she was spotted this past May as a commentator for some big dumb robot fight where she revealed herself to be a stan for Chinkilla
Draco: ...hasn't been seen since...
Draco evacuates.

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Draco: Two Dracgirls.
Gooper Blooper: I don't recall seeing the Archangel in RP, is this a reveal?
RubyChao: no, Draco used her as a faceclaim for the Mage General in agama
Draco: She had a minor role in Agama, faceclaim for Mage General Michaela Arcanjo. She's Silvania's step-daughter.
Gooper Blooper: Ah, yeah, we didn't see much of her
Gooper Blooper: totally forgot that character even existed
Draco: Yeah, she didn't do much.
Draco: She was a tertiary dueteragonist or something.
Jumpropeman: can you describe her with at least 30 adjectives?
Draco: Mean, rude, bullying, angry, bitter, sour, unhappy, commanding, domineering, dominating, magical, serious, busy, powerful, unimpressed, annoyed, steely, hardened, unforgiving, suspicious, untrusting, intelligent, clever, strategic, militaristic, hawkish, aggressive, brave, courageous, beautiful.
Jumpropeman: excellent, the first and most important zoofights rp wiki page can now be made
Jumpropeman: is she as beautiful as Ms. Fieldmouse though
Gooper Blooper: Ms. Fieldmouse's page got reworked at some point since JRM first found it and is a lot less unhinged in its' simping of her now
RubyChao: How dare.
Gooper Blooper: there's still this:
"Personality
Kind, caring, greedy, beautiful, attractive"
-but it doesn't call her "insanely sexy" any more
Draco: Nobody is THAT beautiful, JRM.
Jumpropeman: finally, modern hip Ms. Fieldmouse
Gooper Blooper: thanks, AI
RubyChao: Both Ms. Fieldmouse and Jacquimo the Swallow mention Shakespeare's Romeo and Juliet. Jacquimo calls attention to the eponymous characters' impossible love, finding it romantic, while Ms. Fieldmouse comments in her song that their love was meaningless because it got them both killed.
However, Ms. Fieldmouse's allusion to Romeo and Juliet is actually incorrect, perhaps implying that she did not actually read the play: she says that they were "very much in love when they were wed" when actually the two lovers died before having the chance to get married (CORRECTION: Romeo and Juliet get married in Act 2, Scene 5 by Friar Laurence).
RubyChao: i like how they didn't bother to remove the incorrect one
RubyChao: but just add a correction
Jumpropeman: they didn't have any whiteout
Draco: The idea that Mrs. Fieldmouse might have not read Romeo and Juliet is very important to understanding her character.

Chatzy Madness Volume 422: Devote The Rest Of My Life To Mario

Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8165246
Jumpropeman: only 76 images?!
Jumpropeman: *sharon bankrupts herself getting ravio commissions*
Draco: Dang. I can't believe she bought two Ravio commissions.
Hooded Pitohui: link
Hooded Pitohui: I saw a big poster with Ravio on it while browsing Etsy the other day and I was so tempted to buy it
Jumpropeman: oh man, that is cool
Jumpropeman: look at Sheerow! <3
Gooper Blooper: where's sharon tho
Jumpropeman: bringing out tables so it doesn't have to be on the grass
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: link link
Jumpropeman: nep sometimes shows up at the rental shop just to make sure sharon's not sacrificing babies or whatever
Draco: "Tapestry" is being generous.
Jumpropeman: redbubble's so called tapestries are a gold mine
Draco: Once in a while, Nep's sister shows up to try to get Gale to do something.
Gooper Blooper: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ickg9LkvgaU/hqdefault.jpg
Jumpropeman: even thinking burns calories you know
Gooper Blooper: "Game Gear never attended SeHaGaHa High, preferring to stay home watching TV all day."
Jumpropeman: she learned enough from tv
Jumpropeman: like all the best soda brands
Draco: I mean, Gale got the best girlfriend that way, so...
Hooded Pitohui: Almost forgot to actually schedule the epilogue because I got to thinking about Sharon
Jumpropeman: understandable pitohui
Gooper Blooper: kek

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Gooper Blooper: small post, I'm wiped out
Draco: *gets the push broom ready*
Hooded Pitohui: I feel ya. It's late.
Draco: It's only 9:30. Y'all are wimps.
Draco: jk
Gooper Blooper: it's 1:30 PM in Japan
Gooper Blooper: got the whole afternoon ahead of us
Gooper Blooper: I'm gonna go take a Tokyo afternoon nap
Gooper Blooper: nite

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Gooper Blooper: So here's something Chao might enjoy
Gooper Blooper: Lately I've been playing a Rampage-style game on Switch called "Terror Of Hemasaurus" where you attack cities while playing as a Godzilla knockoff, and early on your kaiju attacks start pretty close to NYC
Gooper Blooper: However, when you get to NYC, you only visit it briefly for a short level in which you target one specific building in Manhattan
Gooper Blooper: The next level has you abruptly change course to go to New Jersey and the tutorial/mission explanation guy says "you can go ahead and wipe this whole place out, no one will miss it"
RubyChao: PFFFFFFFT
RubyChao: ahahahahahaa, i love it
Harpydia: jersey devil cries
Gooper Blooper: Oddly enough despite the Switch having approximately five hundred million games on it, none of them are Rampage, not even the original via that massive "Arcade Archives" port series, so I'm glad this was here to fill the gap
Draco: Brutal.
RubyChao: well harpy
RubyChao: robot hell didn't HAVE to be in new jersey, yet it is
RubyChao: checkmate
Harpydia: jersey devil now promoted to new york devil
Draco: Trapped forever here in robot hell.

Chatzy Madness Volume 421: Totally Zarjaz

Jumpropeman: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2251717
RubyChao: congrats on the girl, ginny
Mobile Draco: Cute :3
Gooper Blooper: Tiny Thief Is Obsessed With Giant Landfill That's Four Times Her Size
Jumpropeman: wish there were more pictures of zadanost
Gooper Blooper: gorgeous
Jumpropeman: time to get jisatsu on the horn
Jumpropeman: im so proud of the little thief that could, brine pushed her to the stars and she just kept trucking to a possible happy life because of it
Gooper Blooper: sometimes RP is just about making a cute girl happy
RubyChao: time for brine to do it AGAIN
Jumpropeman: i was particularly happy that ginny and zada connected on feeling like they were good as they are. I wonder if Zadanost would still be as she is if Ginny didn't tell her it's alright to be a trash heap and in fact, it's amazing
Jumpropeman has a lot of pent up happiness after last night's scene!
Gooper Blooper: I'm reminded of how every so often I'll go back and reread big pairing confirmation moments of my own just to smile at them
Gooper Blooper: Meredith/Rachel is a favorite, big surprise
Jumpropeman: i went back and reread some palette/cube lately
Gooper Blooper: The Cuddle Cube~
RubyChao: i need to do a few more of those to reread, clearly
RubyChao: my most recent one was two years ago!
Jumpropeman: i mean, chao, if you need a lady, i've got hot singles in your area
Jumpropeman: let's see...
Claire: taken. Kogasa: in progress. GBC: taken. Cube: taken. Miyoi: available, but a rare treasure. Yuuma: available. Pete: if that's your thing. Sinful: ... Prosperity: available. Ginny: <3 Vita: in progress ;) PSP: available Fiona: in progress. DALI: all available, so grab Uysnskow QUICK
Fussy Little BunBun: What about Zed
Jumpropeman: nobody's gone for the big guy yet
Gooper Blooper: he'd fall under DALI
Fussy Little BunBun: What about Dr Crygor
Jumpropeman: Crygor x Lady Science is hard canon
Mobile Draco: Miyoi is a forbidden fruit, too sweet to actually possess...
Brine: Very happy with that scene as well. Definitely feels like a culmination of all their sort of stuff... Full stop, Zadanost wouldn't have embraced her full Trash Crystal Elementalness but for Ginny, likely would've gone in the other direction slowly but surely over time. Brine RP is just a drive to make ALL the cute girls happy.

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Jumpropeman: "The robot chef drained her sausage" right in front of everyone?!
Jumpropeman: (sorry)
Gooper Blooper: XD
RubyChao: jrm pls

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The Folks On Death Helicopters: "Oh, this is nice. The bacon, especially." I read this as "The bitcoin."
Gooper Blooper: delicious kromer
RubyChao: ?

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Draco: Dorothy can't wait to try Sue's cake. B)
Gooper Blooper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Draco: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง

Chatzy Madness Volume 420: Star Wars Ain't Real

Diadem: don't worry we'll put benedictine cucumberpatch in her place too eventually
Diadem: but she's smart not to get kobberitised this early
Brine: She didn't want anything to do with the Kobbers, they just kept... showing up! Just, sighing and washing her hands of this whole thing. For now. We're gonna get her though!
Diadem: don't send operatives to where kobbers have been recently seen you silly cucumber
Brine: That darn Lee, crawling to safety with them. Absolutely gross. Sending less people to stay under the radar backfired, definitely :V Benedictine back at home like "Well... Fiddlesticks."
MobileCurryy: Damn she owns part of tennessee but can’t say fuck smdh
Brine: Too much class! It'll make it mean that much more when she drops one midKobbering.

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Jumpropeman: in the same way Randy was likely hired when the ZFPD became more "official", Chiyari probably joined the hospital around the time they became an organization
Jumpropeman: she has a low social battery so even if a Kobber tried to get chummy with her before, she probably just did the bare minimum in the conversation
Jumpropeman: aren't you excited to meet her?!?!
Mobile Draco: Does she like potatoes?
Jumpropeman: i did consider having her have a snack for this scene. so I'll go with... yes

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Mbwah Sheep joined the chat
Turalli Traveler tosses a net over Sheep
Turalli Traveler: Stay!
Mbwah Sheep releases his spores in self defense
Mbwah Sheep: Hello
Turalli Traveler: You know spores aren’t going to do much against a net
Mbwah Sheep chews on net
Turalli Traveler: Slightly more effective.
Jumpropeman: hi sheep
Mbwah Sheep: yo
Turalli Traveler: So how is brawl victory tasting
Mbwah Sheep: I'm coping :L
Jumpropeman: just think about how happy it made chao!
RubyChao: it's true
RubyChao: legit how goops felt when harpy finally won
Mbwah Sheep: :I
Mbwah Sheep: this is my smiling face...
Draco: Sheep is smiling? Nature is healing! ;o;
Turalli Traveler: I wanna try and win next year.
RubyChao: good luck!
Draco: I'll vote for you.
Draco: I'm not voting for Sheep anymore though. He's had too much excitement for one year.
Mbwah Sheep: It's true. We had to hire a guy to run on a little wheel where my heart used to be.
Jumpropeman: so that's where spat went
Mbwah Sheep: Listen, he's a busy guy
Turalli Traveler: Sorry CW.
Turalli Traveler: I am not holding back
Turalli Traveler: Next year I will bring in
Turalli Traveler: The cute girls
Draco: Oh no
Draco: Cornwind doesn't have many of those. D:
Jumpropeman: 😱
Jumpropeman: im gonna enter a cute goat, i heard those win
Jumpropeman: wait, I entered yuuma last year
Draco: Not cute enough, apparently.
Draco: Cornwind should enter the god-making villain so she can win and we can make "First time" jokes forever.
Turalli Traveler: He does!
Turalli Traveler: It’s just that his cute girls can and will break a person’s spine over their knee
RubyChao: in fairness, i think a lot of cute girls in rp can
Draco: Mine can't. All my cute girls skipped knee day.
Turalli Traveler: Well mine couldn’t with their knees specifically

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Jumpropeman: considering JRM's amoral approach to brawl entry management, if Old Bun Eye had won the brawl, I guess he'd just kinda turn the monster loose afterwards :V Post-Brawl plot: stop the Tyranibble attack on Glasetera
RubyChao: spy did say that he would have cobbled together a plot for us
Draco: Old Bun Eye gets turned into a cute anime girl by Brine too.

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Mbwah Sheep: Birds fly. Fish swim. And Playmate loses at cards.

Chatzy Madness Volume 419: Big Bar Brawl 14 Edition

Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: Sheep what have you done
Marked Sheep: Probably something unspeakable.

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Mobile Draco: Calling, Sheep. Send help to the Spathi.
Marked Sheep shoots Spathi
Marked Sheep: Gomenasorry

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Gooper Blooper: checked a Vermont news website today and got an article that began as follows
Gooper Blooper: "For most of the 30 years Jovana Guarino has lived in South Burlington, she has considered the city a peaceful and enjoyable place to live."
Gooper Blooper: "That is until pickleball arrived."
Diadem: king pickle rickle really fucking conquering vermont

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Jumpropeman: I feel like I had something to say... *brain sparks*
Mobile Pitohui: I keep having that experience lately.
Mobile Pitohui: I blame the heat making for restless nights.
Jumpropeman mind is just a miasma of brawl spoilers
Gooper Blooper: On that note
Gooper Blooper: Bravo to JRM for never once accidentally letting slip any Brawl spoilers in regular conversation during the Brawl Cave period
Draco: It's why he usually avoids us: because he's so HYPE.
Jumpropeman: its one reason I don't like, share links of danbooru or much during brawl too, don't want you think I'm thinking about a character too much :V
Draco: Is that why you shared a hundred Sucy pictures? ;p
Gooper Blooper: JRM's Pinterest is currently filled with pictures of Pukey
Jumpropeman: link
Draco: AH HA! Lil Cirno's winning the Brawl this year! >:D
Jumpropeman: D: I thought I threw you off the scent...

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Jumpropeman: Draco, DALI would support the robot rights thing in some capacity so you can say they're there somehow
Jumpropeman: I don't want you to feel obligated to have like, Zed or Ember who could be very strong, but you can have like, Jawbreaker and Phanty or something
Jumpropeman: Kogasa can be there and tell them they can't participate since their user isn't around
Gooper Blooper: I can see Kogasa attending and then eliminating herself from the fight that way
Gooper Blooper: "Oh, I should be in the Brawl Cave!"
Jumpropeman: pictured: kogasa exiting plot
Draco: Alright. I'll say Kogasa is there trying to become a robot. ;V

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RubyChao: man i think the brawl wait really is where you feel how long two weeks is
Jumpropeman: what do you mean, two weeks feels so short to me-
Gooper Blooper: It's like waiting for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: You wait and wait and wait, and then IT'S HERE... and then it's gone and you gotta wait another year
Draco: I have a video game to keep me busy for two weeks. There's no plot on Saturday after all. ;p
Turalli Traveler: Well you also get the behind the fites
Turalli Traveler: I always like that
Gooper Blooper: That's always an enjoyable chaser, yes

Chatzy Madness Volume 418: Stop Voting For Me

Draco: We did it. We beat Sony and saved KNACK 4: A REALM REVENGE OF THE JAWS VS PREDATOR
Marker Sheep: This plot brought to you by Shadow Legends.
Draco: The 100% Totally Real We Swear This Fake Youtuber Isn't Faking Reactions Game.
Jumpropeman: they can't wait to see you in game ;D ;D ;D join their real clan that isn't just default level
Draco: THEY LOVE RAID. THEY CAN'T PLAY ENOUGH.
Cornwind Evil: The funny thing is, even if they legit liked the game
Cornwind Evil: They have too much work in real life to play it, most likely
Draco: Probably. The Pokemon Youtubers I started watching hawk it once in a while.
Draco: There's probably some kind of advertising deal where they actually had to play it for a bit.

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Marker Sheep looks at characters
Marker Sheep: Green man or goat...truly the most nuclear of options...
Jumpropeman: clearly you send tiny dock man
Marker Sheep: Tiiiiny dock man!
Marker Sheep: Doing tiny dock man things!
Gooper Blooper: The Lady In Chains vs Crying Goat is the new Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby
Keep It Del: lmao
Hooded Pitohui: Bookie, all my cash on the Crying Goat, now! Now, I tell you! The payout'll be huge.

(The crying goat was defeated easily.)

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Gooper Blooper: https://i.redd.it/mwcaptno64qa1.png
Jumpropeman: they already got her...
Mobile Draco: link
Jumpropeman: don't talk to me or my android again
Everybody Milk Your Dinosaur: You can take my life, my dignity
Everybody Milk Your Dinosaur: But please don't take my Fumo girl

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Jumpropeman: did I ever mention the game I played with my brother Search for New Oceana?
Jumpropeman: I don't think I have
Gooper Blooper: Not ringing a bell, JRM
Gooper Blooper: Was this recent?
Jumpropeman: nah, it was a game we played with our toys when we were kids!
Jumpropeman: we made it up
Gooper Blooper: Oh! You told us about a ton of those back in the day when Pteron was relevant
Gooper Blooper: this one I don't recall by name though
Jumpropeman: we had a bunch of realistic animal toys, so we came up with the idea they all lived on Oceana but they had to flee it and look for a new one. There were lizards and bugs and a bat and all those kind of realistically sized animal figurines. For some reason, in canon, they all slept in a backpack at night even though so many of them would eat each other realistically, but more importantly, we realized that issue and tried to figure out what they could possibly be eating
Jumpropeman: well there was a snail toy, an old lady named Snelly who I played as, and the solution we determined was she would move all around the place and all the other animals would just lap up her slime as food.
Gooper Blooper: XD
Gooper Blooper: INFINITE FOOD GENERATOR
Gooper Blooper: GROCERY STORES WILL GO BANKRUPT
Jumpropeman: notably, this game is one of the few we actually came up with an ending for. Mainly, one day they realize living in a backpack and eating snail slime IS their New Oceana
Gooper Blooper: The real New Oceana was the slime we licked off the ground on the way
Jumpropeman: time to find a way to work Snelly into RP...
Jumpropeman: she'll be the chef in Argo
Mobile Draco: Sue Chef confirmed not allowed in Argo.
Gooper Blooper: Dorothy will smuggle her in.
Mobile Draco: Whalestrand's pizza market is so oversaturated she has to go to another continent.

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Jumpropeman: this but with whoever PS4 attaches to next

Chatzy Madness Volume 417: Kick Squirrel, Try Not To Kick Chainsaw

(Re: the previous Chatzy Madness)

Presentgate: I am very glad goops provided a link to the harkness test
Gooper Blooper: It seemed like important context, I'd never heard of it myself
Presentgate: That actually makes you really vanilla compared to some discords I'm in
Gooper Blooper: You have NO IDEA how absolutely TWISTED I can get!!!
Gooper Blooper has two cute girls hold hands
Jumpropeman: BANNED
Presentgate: 🤔

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Cornwind Evil) joined the chat
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: So
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: In Serious Sam
Presentgate: Hello CW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: There's an enemy called the Beheaded Kamikaze
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: All it can do is run at you carrying bombs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: While screaming
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Fragile, but they always come in numbers, and the game's selling point is often fighting in very large open areas where they can appear all around you
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: So when you start hearing AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you know you're not in for a fun time
Draco: Hi Cornwind.
Presentgate: unlike all funtimes you normally have hearing someone scream in all caps
Gooper Blooper: I remember seeing a video of this guy many years ago
Gooper Blooper: it's basically all I know about Serious Sam, that there's an enemy who runs at you going AAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Yes, and that guy was in a semi good spot in that they all came from the semi same direction and he had lots of room to back up
Jumpropeman: oh wow, its been a while since I've seen a serious sam game. Did not expect the generic fps small city
Draco: Dang. That IS kinda disconcerting. Even worse than a Super Mutant Suicider.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: Barpost to make Ginny's life harder

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Gooper Blooper: so today, goopsbro was browsing the nintendo eshop and saw Garfield Kart on sale for two dollars, and he had exactly two dollars in Gold Points
Gooper Blooper: so we played Garfield Kart today.
Jumpropeman: family fun time!
Gooper Blooper: The way Goopsbro put it was pretty logical
Gooper Blooper: "if we have fun with this together for one afternoon that's worth two dollars"
Gooper Blooper: he found it actually enjoyable because he just likes kart racers and Garfield Kart is not a broken game, just aggressively by-the-numbers
Jumpropeman: but did he feel shame for using no boosts
Gooper Blooper: The one on Switch is the Furious Racing version, which removes the coin and boost system
Gooper Blooper: so we were spared that!
RubyChao: No Boost System? Shame!
Gooper Blooper: My Garfield calendar gave me this strip today, so if we don't see him again for the rest of the season, this is why

(later)

Gooper Blooper: Best quote from Goopsbro after we went back to Garfield Kart to play the second half of it: "We've done three races and it feels like we've been playing for an hour."

Chatzy Madness Volume 416: Thirty Illiterate Colonists (AKA The One With Gollum)

Draco: Coming in, like, a month:
Jumpropeman: =o
Jumpropeman: she's hit the big times
Gooper Blooper: >single fang
Gooper Blooper: a pained kek
Jumpropeman: like in Islamic art, there must be an imperfection in the art, for only Allah is perfect
Draco: lol
Draco: I will find a way to remove the fang when I get it. XD
Gooper Blooper: Give her a ninja mask
Draco: I'll give her Miyoi a spork.
Jumpropeman: she'll always hold her spork at a diagonal angle
Gooper Blooper: Wilson from Home Improvement but it's a fumo

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Jumpropeman: playing some game and watch games
Jumpropeman: some are fun, others are "you learn quickly one way to survive infinitely and the challenge is to not space out" V:
Gooper Blooper: How'd you get access to Game and Watch?
Jumpropeman: nintendo's rereleased them! Game and Watch Gallery, the DSiware downloads
Gooper Blooper: Ah! Game and Watch Gallery did immediately come to mind but I wondered if you'd found some other way
Jumpropeman: I know there's even some website out there that you can play them in your browser
Jumpropeman: not legally of course but it exists
Gooper Blooper: I remembered Archive.org has tiger handhelds on it
Jumpropeman: oh, i wonder if they might have some
Jumpropeman: there you are
Jumpropeman: although that seems to be more a reproduction
Jumpropeman: don't see to be any over in the Console Living Room, which uses genuine ROMs
Jumpropeman: which is the name for the section of archive.org with legit old games I should clarify
Jumpropeman: i think some games like Donkey Kong Hockey have sadly never been part of Nintendo's official rereleases sadly
Jumpropeman: which is one I really want to play
Jumpropeman: just for the name mostly :V
Gooper Blooper: https://www.mariowiki.com/Donkey_Kong_Hockey
Gooper Blooper: imagine you and CKR huddling around this thing to play some god-awful hockey
Jumpropeman: the family that Donkey Kong Hockeys together, stays together

Chatzy Madness Volume 415: Powerful Daddy Energy

Gooper Blooper: link
Draco: Cute bugs
Draco: I bet one of them would smooch a Sega Dreamcast.
Gooper Blooper: Even if it smells like Taco Bell?
Draco: What kind of Taco Bell? Baja Blast or a Mexican Pizza?
Gooper Blooper: I forget exactly how JRM reported his new old system smelled
Draco: Fair.
Draco asked Chatzy to choose between Yes, No and BAJA BLAST. Chatzy chose: Yes
Draco: Yes, it would.
Jumpropeman: Jumpropeman: my dreamcast smells like taco bell
Jumpropeman: found it, goop was right

(later)

Mitochondria Powers the Del: "my Dreamcast smells like taco bell" might be the most 90s sentence I've ever read

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Jumpropeman: "Aaha!"
―Scrat when he sees an acorn
Jumpropeman: thank you ice age wiki

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Jumpropeman: https://i.redd.it/knm9r3ozs2091.jpg
Gooper Blooper: Shadow is pretty much the ultimate embodiment of early 2000s edge and it's great
Jumpropeman: im glad that we're mostly past the age of condemning edge, or at least like, normal edge
RubyChao: his theme remains ridiculously cheesy edge nonsense and it's still great
Jumpropeman: there's still definitely like "shock" edge that I doubt people will ever come around on
RubyChao: i unironically enjoy this song
RubyChao: oh yeah shock edge is way different than "shadow is so EDGY he uses GUNS and says DAMN"
Gooper Blooper: where's that
Gooper Blooper: D A M N
Gooper Blooper: fourth chaos emerald
Jumpropeman: =o
Jumpropeman: too far! too far!
Jumpropeman: im going back to my safe palworld server-
Draco: Diadem, Goops said a swear word. Punish him. ;-;
Jumpropeman: i imagine one reason we've cooled, beyond people just embracing cringe now more, is that we're past all those edgy early 2000s ads
Jumpropeman: game rated E for Everyone
Gooper Blooper: Also, the 2000s were long enough ago to fall into the Nostalgia Range
RubyChao: you know
RubyChao: you don't need full stalls for urinals but i have never understood the lack of like. those boards in a lot of bathrooms
RubyChao: it just feels weird
Jumpropeman: it probably costs 50 whole dollars to put up those boards!
Draco: The 2000s were almost 20 years ago.
Jumpropeman: it's also probably how like, I was amused by Bomberman Act Zero but back then, it seemed like the future was all edge and grit

Chatzy Madness Volume 414: King K Rool Country Returns

Gooper Blooper: So I've had my yearly game review blog in progress since summer, so I could write reviews when the vidya I beat were still fresh in my mind, and this has also helped to make the workload of reviewing dozens of games in one post a lot more manageable
RubyChao: nice nice, goops!
Gooper Blooper: but despite the fact that I didn't need this padding, unless JRM posts a review of it before April, I will beat him to the punch and put up a review of the vidya JRM has said is his "I need a review up and I have ten minutes" ace in the hole
RubyChao: G A S P
Gooper Blooper: Slot Machine for Atari 2600
Diadem: oh shit
Gooper Blooper: it's happening
Jumpropeman: hahaha
Jumpropeman: i expect an in depth explanation of every symbol on the machine
Gooper Blooper: JRM reaching as far as he can for a Disaster Report

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Jumpropeman: if you were trapped on a dessert island, how long until you eat the whole island and drown
LadySeychelles: depends on what the island is made of I guess
Jumpropeman: i watched that pizza video I mentioned the other day
Jumpropeman: the best part was the guy figuring out if the fire emblem characters have eaten it
LadySeychelles: I expect a lot of digging into medivel history
Jumpropeman: because all Smash Bros. Fire Emblem character appears in Engage, but they're spirits so they can't eat the game's pizza. You can however eat the pizza independently, then save it as leftovers, then during a battle you can merge with that character's spirit and eat the leftovers
LadySeychelles: ...
LadySeychelles: Honestly wasn't expecting that
Red Birb Del: this is a lot of work to get marth to experience pizza
LadySeychelles: Does marth LIKE pizza?
Jumpropeman: i don't feel like he would.
Jumpropeman: he likes hard bread and a glass of room temperature water
LadySeychelles: ouch
LadySeychelles: low opinon of Marth I c
Jumpropeman: he seems pretty basic hero type
MobileDraco: Marth is Basic
Jumpropeman: smash bros is adding more spirits in an update next year, which means its gonna be time for me to 100% it again soon

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Gooper Blooper: I reread some RP from early this season today and Lanterby's angry rant against Wanze hits different now that Chao's avatar makes me imagine Padoru Lanterby doing it
RubyChao: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: utterly undermined.
Gooper Blooper: instead of punching him, she did the padoru spin and smacked him with the sack
Diadem: he got
Diadem: sacked
LadySeychelles makes a sad wa-wa noise

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RubyChao: reminder
RubyChao: Purple Francis is dead...
Josey Joestar: Don’t remind me
Josey Joestar: My life is so much less purple without him
Josey Joestar: Although I have to ask
Josey Joestar: Is there a Non-Purple Francis
Jumpropeman: once you've gone purple, you never go back

Chatzy Madness Volume 413: Socially Acceptable Peanut Butter Devouring

Jumpropeman: playing the original mario maker while its online is still available
Draco: Good.
Draco: Play EVERY game.
Gooper Blooper: Using the Ashley costume for every level I bet-
Jumpropeman: one of the top rated levels of all time is a coffin dance autolevel/music level
Draco: Nice.
Gooper Blooper: A relic of its' era.

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(Draco makes a Cloudinary account because Discord is nuking its' image hosting)

Gooper Blooper: welcome to Cloudinary
Jumpropeman: huzzah!
Gooper Blooper politely waves around buzzword-laden business apps
Draco: Yes, Chao had to break three of my toes and threaten my Fumos, but I am formally using Cloudinary now.
Gooper Blooper: The fumos?! Chao, we are not cavemen
RubyChao: look
RubyChao: i was desperate
Jumpropeman: they're happy in a fumo garden now

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I HATE YOUR FLIP FLOPS: "Then again, there was the specialized oath of Green Lantern in the 90's creation Jack T. Chance...
"You who are wicked, evil and mean,
I'm the nastiest creep you've ever seen!
Come one, come all, put up a fight
I'll pound your butts with Green Lantern's light!
Yowza."
Draco: Yowza
Gooper Blooper: Yao Zerr
RubyChao: perhaps someday we will learn if they let him teach again.........

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I HATE YOUR FLIP FLOPS: When you're kissing Tony Stark, you're kissing Galactus.

Chatzy Madness Volume 412: A Giant Bear Made Of Nickelodeon Gak

PhoneModo: Rickety Town more like
PhoneModo: Uh
PhoneModo: Shitty Town?
PhoneModo: ...I didn’t sleep last night
PhoneModo left the chat
Mirrored Sheep joined the chat
Mirrored Sheep: Come on and ride!
Mirrored Sheep: Big Bunyan Ride!
Mirrored Sheep left the chat

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KamenModo: posted
KamenModo: WITNESS MEEEEEEEEE

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HIS WISH IS PUNCH!: "The Tour de France, the most challenging and most prestigious bicycle race, has a long and storied history of cheating. Most people have heard of the decades worth of scandals involving performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs), but the early years of the race involved much more overt methods of cheating. The second Tour de France (in 1904) had so much cheating that it almost resulted in permanent cancellation. Multiple cyclists were disqualified for cheating, and the 5th place finisher was declared the winner since everybody ahead of him was disqualified. And he had also cheated at least once, but for whatever reason was only given a warning. Much of the cheating was amusingly audacious (skipping sections of the race by getting rides in cars or trains, or for those who wanted to still "ride the bike" for the whole course having a car pull them along with a tow rope), but it also included sabotage (nails were laid out in roads to cause flat tires) and even violence (masked men in a car attacking the then-leading cyclists, and fans of some cyclists threw rocks at everyone else as they passed)."

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Jumpropeman: WOOPER WATCH
Jumpropeman: the next hour is wooperpalooza in go
Gooper Blooper: woop woop
Jumpropeman: no increased shiny rate I believe but I'm getting one dang it
KamenModo: PULL OVER DAT no
MobileDraco: If only those COWARDS would put Paldean Woopers in too.

(later)

Jumpropeman: wooper watch over... zero shinies
LadySeychelles: Oh no
Gooper Blooper: you told me you were going to get a shiny, JRM
Gooper Blooper: you lied to me
MobileDraco: JRM, why did you lie to the boy? ;-;
Jumpropeman: your first mistake was trusting me
Gooper Blooper: I was in my hospital bed and I begged him to catch a shiny woop for the gipper
RubyChao: that shiny woop could have cured cancer
Diadem joined the chat
Diadem: walked into some drama, i see-
Diadem: anyway hello
Jumpropeman: harp, bail me out here, I know you got a shiny woop stash
Diadem: sorry bud i got nothin but an idea to record a Furret solo run
Jumpropeman: play the acerola town song the whole run 

Chatzy Madness Volume 411: Government Cheese

(Re: the Blogger content warning)

Gooper Blooper: I especially hate that it makes me look at the content warning
Gooper Blooper: it's my blog you freaking moron
Jumpropeman: do you want to look at your own dirty dirty smut
Jumpropeman: said smut
Gooper Blooper: DISGUSTING
Draco: LEWD D:
Draco gets out the PG-13 Establishment sign.
Seashells: What’s next? H*nd h*lding?
Draco: SEY PLS D8

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Draco: "Jumpropeman: that's true. I still refuse to accept that people call soda just "pop" despite all those maps of america" <- You live in Wisconsin now. Don't they call it pop?
Jumpropeman: i haven't heard it yet!
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman checks
Jumpropeman: we're in the red spot :V
Jumpropeman: sure didnt hear people asking for cokes unless they wanted cokes down in texas though
Jumpropeman: but again
Jumpropeman: i was in that red patch
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: gonna start using fool's champagne
Gooper Blooper: you're not in the right spot for that
Gooper Blooper: I'll call them what I've always called them
Gooper Blooper: [this space intentionally left blank]

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Cornwind Evil: "Warren Ellis in the mid-1990's, while trying to get ahead at Marvel, he worked on Druid (1995), starring C-List member of The Avengers Doctor Druid, apparently intending on mimicking another title, Hellstorm, starring C-Lister character Daimon Hellstrom. However, sales were so abysmal that that ongoing series was turned into a four-issue mini-series, which ends Druid killed by a magical gun and burned in a dumpster by Hellstrom himself."
Cornwind Evil: When you're just so mad a character didn't catch on

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PhoneDel: god has cursed me to be awake at 5am
PhoneDel: and I'm gonna make it someone else's problem
Jumpropeman: del is going to cause problems on purpose
Draco: Sounds good.
PhoneDel: shitpost in bar
Draco: It's a good shitpost.
Jumpropeman: yeah, she's a fan of DAFTWERK
Dope
As
Fuck
Twerking
PhoneDel: danke. I'm going full bore with this, jade will smooch that necron. I don't expect it to be a very long term relationship but hell we've seen weirder
PhoneDel: lmao
PhoneDel: necrons are all basically old nobles so they'd probably be scandalised by twerking, absolutely not as civilized as
PhoneDel: idk whatever they had
PhoneDel: I can't say belly dancing because they ain't got bellies no more
Jumpropeman: tasteful still buttocks
PhoneDel: cryptek Ramses exiled for refusing to stop sculpting butts
Draco: We have seen weirder, like a man and a woman dating and getting married.
PhoneDel: scandalous
Draco: Super scandalous.

Chatzy Madness Volume 410: So Good It's Blasphemous

Cornwind Evil: I honestly don't know among mine which would be the worst chef
Draco: Dexter
Cornwind Evil: ....that's not UNtrue...

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ShasO Viorla Del: Okay
ShasO Viorla Del: Stop everything
ShasO Viorla Del: They're making a spiritual sequel to the Zelda cdis
ShasO Viorla Del: Including getting the VAs of link and zelda
Jumpropeman: holy frijoles
ShasO Viorla Del: And honestly, thank god
Jumpropeman: man, I did not expect the cdi voice actors to even be available
Jumpropeman: they feel like they were just destined to disappear into the mists of time
ShasO Viorla Del: They found morshu's va somewhere
ShasO Viorla Del: I'm keeping an eye on this one
ShasO Viorla Del: We need more weird as hell games
RubyChao: honestly
RubyChao: i think if they get harkinian
RubyChao: they just automatically win

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RubyChao: a lanterby
RubyChao: i'm excited for jrm to get to the final arc and be disappointed by how little of her there is
Gooper Blooper: woah, she's smiling
RubyChao: she's excited!
RubyChao: more natural

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Lurkabree: touhou in a nutshell: "what if [insert basically anything here] was a cute girl and the cute girls fought each other?"

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Gooper Blooper: My favorite thing about Kokoro in the Brawl: in both the picture where she's killing someone and the picture she's being killed, she's making the same bored expression