Chatzy Madness Volume 362: Some Delectables

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Chatzy Madness Volume 361: Living With Big Ass Fishies

Jumpropeman: that new switch Cooking Mama game
Jumpropeman: is either out or not out
Jumpropeman: there is no developer claiming responsibility for its existence
Jumpropeman: it might have bitcoin mining built into it
Jumpropeman: it was announced by way of a delisted trailer uploaded months early and just found
Jumpropeman: some people associated with the game deleted their posts and tweets about it
RubyChao: jrm this sounds like a creepypasta
Jumpropeman: there is gameplay out there of it and it seems like it's just a generic Cooking Mama game except she says memes like "flex for the 'gram" and "pics or it didn't happen" sometimes
Jumpropeman: you know I'm gonna try and get it now though
Jumpropeman: it was also briefly on the eshop but then taken down
N Goat: That is some strange Cooking Mama news
N Goat: Makes me wonder if Mama's cooking the books...

(later)

Jumpropeman: the cooking mama situation is much more mundane than speculation
Jumpropeman: the developer, publisher, and rights owner are in a tiff. Publisher released the game early even though the developer and rights owner wanted more time to work on it and then it got pulled back to potentially be reworked
Motor Sheep: Ah-hah!
Jumpropeman: "The statement about crypto-currency was all buzz words. The head of planet entertainment knows very little about these things... he just put some fancy language to get potential investors who like that stuff."

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RubyChao: i have so many ideas for this season and a third of them all revolve around the same trio of characters, send help

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Draco: Guys, I almost killed my gaming group by jokingly suggesting we name our starship the "Poo Poo Pee Pee"
SKINKS: Oh no
SKINKS: What
SKINKS: I need to know but I'm scared to ask
Harpy: tell me everything.
iKomodo: Oh god
Draco: We couldn't decide on a ship name, so we were throwing out suggestions. I threw out some serious ones and then said "Let's call it the Poo Poo Pee Pee". Cue about five minutes of us busting out laughing and making jokes about it, like "The enemy ships get -2 to Initiative because they're too busy laughing" and "Sir, our shields have withstood the Poo Poo Pee Pee." "I should hope so."
Draco: We just settled on "Lockdown" as the name.
Harpy: "UNLEASH THE POO POO PEE PEE"
SKINKS: Perfect
Harpy: for some reason i thought you TPK people with the power of POO POO PEE PEE or something
Harpy: or at least that woulda been funny...

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RubyChao: can you believe there's less than a month
RubyChao: *shakes slightly*
Brinehammer: It's almost here! I'm bouncing between Hype and Oh No.
Draco: Oh n-oda
Brinehammer: Oh nobu

Talk To Transformer, Volume 3

Lists edition! This time, I gave TTT lists of things, then watched it come up with its' own additions to that group. Maybe some of these names will prove useful? They're sort of like those name generators you see around the net...

Chatzy Madness Volume 355: Shimmer Contacts God and Patchouli Backfills Her Own Existence

Jumpropeman: is it possible
Jumpropeman: to hate chewbacca
Jumpropeman left the chat 19 hours ago
Kong Squad joined the chat 18 hours ago
Kong Squad: No
Kong Squad: It's not possible to hate Chewbacca
Brinehammer joined the chat 16 hours ago
Brinehammer: I hate Chewbacca 😈
Working Del joined the chat 10 hours ago
Working Del: can't believe the brine heel turn
Working Del left the chat 10 hours ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 3 hours ago
Jumpropeman: brine why

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MobileDraco: "Jumpropeman: anyone? anyone? Pressure Cooker? anyone?" <- Did we ever get these thoughts?
Jumpropeman: I never did play Pressure Cooker after that
Jumpropeman: perhaps it was too much
Jumpropeman: pressure
MobileDraco: You can play it for me next month.
Jumpropeman: finally, the person who wants to hear about pressure cooker!
MobileDraco: I so do. ;o;
Jumpropeman: I don't like the look of that pig on the right
Jumpropeman: i go to look up pressure cooker again and keep finding atari's gold mine of oddities

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Jumpropeman: what if for christmas
Jumpropeman: I gave Sheep
Martian Sheep: No
Jumpropeman: rifftrax Rollergator
Martian Sheep: Huh
Jumpropeman: have I baffled you with this reasonable idea
Martian Sheep: I'm thoroughly baffled.
Tori: What if
Tori: girls

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Tori: gonna test out this weighted blanket-
Tori: WHERE THE FUCK IS THIS JINGLING COMING FROM
Martian Sheep: LOOK OUT HARPY
Tori: SANTA ITS NOT FUCKING CHRISTMAS YET
Martian Sheep: IT'S THE ICE CREAM BUNNY
Tori: cease
Martian Sheep: HE'S COMING FOR YOU
Tori: i already ate ice cream you piece of crap
Draco: ALMOST CHRISTMAS MEANS IT WASN'T CHRISTMAS

Chatzy Madness Volume 339: What, Don't YOU Wear Five Bras?

RubyChao: futo confirmed dumbass
Draco: Futo more like "Fuck you Imma join the Curse" and then next year it's CRP instead of ZFRP.
dork: shes a dumbass because she got a coloring book but no coloring utensils. :|
Cornwind Evil: No no see, Plague lets people buy their own crayons so they can pick out their favorite colors.
dork: should have a bucket fulla crayons on his desk
Cornwind Evil: But those are HIS crayons.
dork: im liking plague too much
dork: i have the plague
dork: I am going to die
Cornwind Evil: I think antibiotics works wonders on that stuff....
RubyChao: watch as Dawn compliments Futo on her expert infiltration like she did with Aura
RubyChao: and then realizes no, Futo is just that dumb

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Bree: the most incredible thing has just happened in D&D
RubyChao: go on
Bree: tom's wizard's familiar, a small owl named Bimpnottin
Bree: just killed
Bree: a massive clockwork kraken
Bree: Bimpnottin the owl executed the final blow to this kraken
RubyChao: owltomaton flashbacks
RubyChao: but that's excellent
RubyChao: Owls
RubyChao: (for context in the first big bar brawl the small robot owl Owltomaton killed the deity Shuma-Gorath)
Cornwind Evil: Must have yanked out a crucial part
Bree: also
Bree: our bard's cursed sword polymorphed him into a polar bear
Bree: he now has an intelligence of 2, meaning that, miraculously, the team idiot has gotten stupider
Bree: he's also hungry so ven's ranger is rolling Animal Handling on the bear-bard
Jumpropeman: Owltomaton's reference image was also the clockwork owl from a movie where they fought a kraken

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Jumpropeman: goop
Jumpropeman: I played Anime Girl or Bottle?
Gooper Blooper: yessss
Jumpropeman: and I'm sorry to report it's not very good!
Gooper Blooper: :O
Gooper Blooper: Unbelievable! I was sure I'd picked a winner for you this time
Gooper Blooper: one of these days I'll gift JRM a Quality Time
Jumpropeman: well there is a sequel called Anime Girl or Boy?
Jumpropeman: maybe THAT'S the quality time

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Jumpropeman: a supposed leak of Pokemon Sword/Shield's pokedex came along and it of course has a billion evolutions for old Pokemon like Dunsparce and the usual suspects
Gooper Blooper: pff, yeah right
Jumpropeman: we're gonna be at Gen 20 and Farfetch'd and Dunsparce will still be single stage

Talk To Transformer, Volume 2

I made some more. Or rather, the AI generated some more.

The theme this time is that I tried every line twice (or more), because you get completely different results every time even if the prompt is exactly the same. Enjoy.

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"Okay, fine." Dana sighed. "You want to know the story of how I lost my arm? I'll tell you the truth. This is how. I fell down a rabbit hole for a while." She paused, as she realized how much she hated to say that; she knew exactly what it meant. She had spent most of her time on Earth-2, and the others who worked there, trying to prevent the Second Impact from happening. She'd lost every other limb she had, and was no good with the pain. It always made her want to scream. She'd been at school for only two months, and had only managed to stay alive because a boy named John was nearby. She had barely survived the night the ship crashed; her mother had been killed, her brother injured, and John's friends were gone and didn't know where she was. One of the few members of her class was being driven to the nearest diner near the wreckage. She had learned how to make

(A surprisingly dark and tragic story about how Dana lost her arm. And everything else.) 

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"Okay, fine." Dana sighed. "You want to know the story of how I lost my arm? I'll tell you the truth. This is how. I had all my friends in the world, and I had my friend at the wedding. Well, that ended badly. I was talking to the guy at the reception the night before, and the day before. He didn't understand me, which meant nothing to me. He was like "she wants a kid," or I was just mad that I was too old to have kids like I wanted. But then the very next day I just started crying, crying, crying. And she was there the whole time. And when I'd stop just to cry in my sleep I'd say, "'Baby, what are you crying for?' And he'd say 'Awwww! She can't have that!'" Now that I have my arm back and am working at the restaurant, and have even come back to my parents, and we were both at the wedding, the thing I have going for me right now is that all my friends are coming

(...Dana, you didn't answer the question. Good to hear you got your arm back though.) 

Chatzy Madness Volume 336: HEY WHAT'S SO FUNNY ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

RubyChao: "The "Jurassic Zoo" scenario from Dinosaur Digs tasks you with rebuilding a catastrophically failed dinosaur park as a successful zoo featuring all available Jurassic dinosaurs."

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Gooper Blooper: pretty sure I know what my first event will be
Gooper Blooper: it is very stupid and involves skeiron
Jumpropeman: Armabreaddon?
Gooper Blooper: don't get ahead of yourself, that's the finale
Gooper Blooper: this is just a minor breadcident
Jumpropeman: I thought the finale would be Breadgame
Gooper Blooper: Infinity Bread

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ivel: saw a Granblue char that looked like he had no nose so Harpy called him a Goopschar
ivel: sadly there's a stronger version of him clearly with one
ivel: rip
Gooper Blooper: pff
Harpy: there are no men on goopy's roster anyway-
Harpy: *blatantly ignores the dudes*
ivel: Helios is my fave lady
Jumpropeman: just that weirdo helios
Gooper Blooper: The Curse is full of eligible bachelors
Gooper Blooper: I'm sure Giovanni's got oodles of fangirl fanart somewhere
Jumpropeman: I'm coming for that Dr. Mario
Gooper Blooper: and the ladies love Mr. L

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Bree: https://i.imgur.com/tTbLz7m.png
Jumpropeman: why would someone be rude to such an amazing accent
Jumpropeman: it's nearly Horatio
Bree: https://i.imgur.com/7VXHKLe.jpg
Harpy: WE DON'T HAVE TIME
Harpy: TO BE SEXY
Bree: when meiling needs to let sakuya know it's really an emergency

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Jumpropeman: I got a prerelease review copy of a game by a little company known as Game Freak
Gooper Blooper: :O
Bree: whoa
Harpy: WHSH:Bdlkhj
Bree: hittin the bigtime
Harpy: WHAT
Harpy: JRM I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
ivel: I thought he hit the big time when he got those lewd games
ivel: but this works too
Jumpropeman: AND IT'S POKEMON SWORD AND SHIELD it's called Giga Wrecker Alt and while I think the switch version came out today, the xbox one version comes out May 3rd. Not sure I can get the review ready in time for that day but I'll try to be close!
Jumpropeman: i got the xbox one version
ivel: oh that, neat
Harpy: Oooh
ivel: I forgot about Giga Wrecker
Gooper Blooper: I knew it wouldn't be Pokemon, of course :V Was wondering what it would be
Gooper Blooper: even if JRM had gotten to that level, Swoosh doesn't even have a release date yet
Jumpropeman: they send me a picture of Sobble and that's it
Jumpropeman: review that
Harpy: but how does it rate
M Sheep: Sobbobble
M Sheep: Oh wow, that is some big news, JRM!
Cornwind Evil: He thought he was getting Sword and Shield
Cornwind Evil: But it turned out to be Gamefreek's SWOOOOUURRDDDD and GUNGUN
Cornwind Evil: Alternately
Cornwind Evil: He thought he was getting Sword and Shield
Cornwind Evil: BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!

Talk To Transformer

https://talktotransformer.com/

Give this website a prompt and it will "write" something for you based off of it. Here's some ZFRP-flavored AI stories. Enjoy.

(The text in bold at the beginning is the prompt I wrote. Italic text in parenthesis is my own comments, added post-generation.)

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Let the ninth Big Bar Brawl begin! After completing the main quest "A Friend in Need," return to the Sanctuary to finish the quest "A Friendship Gone Viral."

Notes

The Big Bar Brawl takes place after the player completes the mission "A Friend in Need."

The quest "A Friend in Need" cannot be completed until after completing this quest.

The Big Bar Brawl is the first Big Bar Brawl outside of the Caverns of Time. After completing this quest you will receive 5 Big Bar Brawls for free.

Bugs

If the player stands to the right of the bar to receive the fight on the other side before the beginning of the encounter, they will see the Big Bar to the left, but in the center. A fix is to return to where you received the fight, stand to the side of the bar, and turn away to receive the fight from the other side and wait outside to receive it.

If the player dies during the fight, they can simply continue on with the quest.

(Five Brawls for free, huh? I think you'll need to start outsourcing, JRM.)