TheDeleter: I AM SO PUMPED
TheDeleter: I MAY HAVE JIZZED A LITTLE
TheDeleter: IT IS GOOD DAY TO BE GIANT MAN
TheDeleter: hi
TheDeleter: sorry, i
TheDeleter: i lost control
Erebus: XD
---
SteelKomodo: also, trying to think of a solution to Raw's cinema food problem
Jumpropeman: A funnel
Jumpropeman: then you don't have to touch her lips
SteelKomodo: pffffffft
Jumpropeman: maybe you guys could sneak some watermelons in
TheDeleter: hot dogs
TheDeleter: hot dogs are easy to hold and delicious
Saberwulf: Shiskebab
Saberwulf: You already have the shishaliks
SteelKomodo: "Excuse me, sir, I'd like to buy this Pik 'n' Mix shovel."
SteelKomodo: "I'm sorry, it's not for sale-"
SteelKomodo: "I'm buying it anyway, so shut up."
Jumpropeman: my vote goes to a Pee Wee Herman-esque breakfast machine to feed her
Gooper Blooper: One of those grabber things
Gooper Blooper: A funnel, a shovel - geez she's not Sarah
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Jumpropeman: did you just roll for hot dog holding?
Cornwind Evil: Yes
TheDeleter: well congrats
Gooper Blooper: She is a hot dog holding DYNAMO
TheDeleter: it was the perfect hot dog hold
TheDeleter: not too hard, not too soft
TheDeleter: just the right position too
TheDeleter: you win the prize
Gooper Blooper: Sine is great at standing still and Raw can hold hot dogs
Cornwind Evil: Basically Pit just earned himself a really good date
Saberwulf: The most useful characters
TheDeleter: truly valuable additions to the bar
TheDeleter: why am i laughing, this isn't funny
Cornwind Evil: As he inadvertently made Raw feel normal
TheDeleter: help
Jumpropeman: you'll see. One day we'll fight an evil wiener that attacks based on movement
---
Saberwulf: I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW THE GRAPHICS THAT THE SNES COULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING THIS DETAILED
Saberwulf: GHOSTS
Saberwulf: 9/11 IN THE VIRTUAL BOY
Saberwulf: WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK
RedSpy: Yeah, creepypasta falls into cliches way too often
Jumpropeman: It was at that point I realize it was blood and hell, and if I die in the game I die in real life
---
Gooper Blooper: So how about that Garland
Saberwulf: I hear he's going up against that other, rival small town Garland
Gooper Blooper: Leg healed up real nice, looks like
RedSpy: Dat Garland
SteelKomodo: I can honestly say, I didn't expect Garland
RedSpy: I KNEW that was only leg wound
SteelKomodo: But then again, I know fuck all about Final Fantasy
Gooper Blooper: I am sucking FF1's scanty lore dry
SteelKomodo: Goops: The Lore Vampire
RedSpy: Next year, he'll need to introduce Bikke, Astos, and the Vampire
RedSpy: Just to make ends meet
Gooper Blooper: Astos appeared last year
Gooper Blooper: Sarah shared a flashback of how her sisters fought him
Gooper Blooper: Their teenage MAGEQUEST was basically "FF1 minus the Fiends"
Gooper Blooper: Which means I still have Bikke the Pirate for a future flashback
Gooper Blooper: Next year, a giant complex plot revolving around Dr. Unne
---
Saberwulf rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 8
Cornwind Evil: So, should I roll then?
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Cornwind Evil: ....whoops
Saberwulf: Haha wow
Jumpropeman: This doesn't look good...
Saberwulf rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 8
Saberwulf rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 13
Saberwulf: ...Fuck
Triangle Man rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Triangle Man rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 19
Triangle Man: I win!
Saberwulf: Ah, I keep rolling 20 sided. Eh, it works anyway.
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Cornwind Evil: ......fuck
Cornwind Evil: I blame you Red!
Cornwind Evil: You stole the good rolls!
Triangle Man rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Triangle Man: There, I rolled a 2
Saberwulf rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Cornwind Evil: You are forgiven....NO YOU'RE NOT ANY MORE!
Saberwulf: Oh yay, I win
Triangle Man: . . . That just made it worse!
Saberwulf: wooo
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Gooper Blooper: derp
Cornwind Evil: ..............
Cornwind Evil: I. HATE. YOU. ALL.
Saberwulf: ahahaha
Cornwind Evil: *hides under a blanket with Teddy*
Gooper Blooper: If only I had a reason for one of my characters to be in mongolia
Triangle Man: GOOPS WINS!
Gooper Blooper: HELLA JEFF APPEARS
Triangle Man: Obviously Biollante was visiting the beautiful, spacious steppes
Triangle Man: And just happened to sit down on the statue
Saberwulf rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Saberwulf rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
Gooper Blooper: "HEY GUYS WHAT'S GOIN ON IN THIS STEPPE"
---
Erebus: Del does know that the Knighthood is basically lawful good and are literally knights who have the common people's best interests at heart, right?
TheDeleter: uh
TheDeleter: not really
Erebus: ....Eh, oh well. ONWARD!
---
Pharmacy: who is Jaxx?
GB: Jaxx Motherfucking Tantra was a five bazillion year-old superhuman who could punch planets in half but mostly just sat around and called Sarah fat
---
SteelKomodo: I know getting hyped is probably a bad thing, but screw it
SteelKomodo: GET EXCITEEEEED =D
TheDeleter: =D
TheDeleter: xcom at 69% lol sex jokes
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
SteelKomodo: *insert RP sex joke here*
TheDeleter: jonesyboners
TheDeleter: wait shit forget i ever typed that
TheDeleter: GODDAMN WHY IS THERE NO DELETE FUNCTION ASDFFDSA
SteelKomodo: I'll... Try to forget that
SteelKomodo: Like, I'm going to try and unsee that now
TheDeleter: hahahaha
TheDeleter: i am so sorry but i'm laughing so hard too
TheDeleter: i think i need medical attention
---
RedSpy: How to simultaneously piss off all 4 of the Sarahkin
RedSpy: A high-fat bad tasting product made from burned books and pulverized baby seals
GB: And it's got magnets in it so you can't keep it near computers
---
GB: Part of me just realized "but why would Mysidia celebrate American Thanksgiving"
GB: The other part of me said "just make something up"
GB: AH YES, BACK IN 1743 WHEN THE CONQUERING KNIGHTS LANDED ON CHOCOBO ROCK
GB: ON THE FOURTH THURSDAY OF NOVEMBER
GB: AND THEY GAVE THANKS FOR X-POTIONS
Gigan: pfffft
---
TheDeleter: now for tigger
SteelKomodo: what's the wonderful thing about tiggers?
TheDeleter: it's that TIGGERS ARE BULLSHIT
TheDeleter: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING THAT YOU STRIPED SPERMSWALLOWER
TheDeleter: I'M GONNA SKIN YOU
TheDeleter: AAARGH
SteelKomodo: XD:
TheDeleter: here's how tigger works
TheDeleter: he throws the ball
TheDeleter: the ball vanishes
TheDeleter: you have to hit the ball whilst it's invisible, which requires swinging the bat a split second after it goes invisible
TheDeleter: tigger is wizard
---
M_Sheep: Actually have some free time on my hands for once, so I'm just breezing about the internet where ever my whims may take me.
SteelKomodo: woot
M_Sheep: I know, right? Next I may actually be productively writing and wrapping up RP plots!
M_Sheep: Clearly the end times are upon us
---
Cornwind Evil: Also, wanna see one of the greatest wrestling things ever?
Gooper Blooper: THE BEST THING EVER WAS WHEN CENA WON LOL
TheDeleter: derp
Cornwind Evil: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx8Xb5VJulQ
Gooper Blooper: "WHERE AM I? THERE'S NO HULKAMANIACS HERE!"
Gooper Blooper: amazing
Cornwind Evil: ITS NOT HOT!
Gooper Blooper: best reaction to cool water ever
Gooper Blooper: I can't imagine why wrestling moved away from these deep storylines
Cornwind Evil: yeah...Hogan in mid 90's WCW was a bad, BAD time before turning heel and the NWO
Cornwind Evil: It's really hard to explain just HOW bad and why without extensive wrestling history though
Gooper Blooper: well you know brother, ol' Hogan was a legend no matter what he was doing, and ever since he body-slammed an 8000-pound giant in front of three billion screaming Hulkamaniacs it's been nothing but hits brother
---
Butt: Today I convinced a friend that Hulk Hogan was a character from the Hobbit
SteelKomodo: ...what and how XD
Butt: One of my friends had never read The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings, so another friend was dumping a ton of Tolkien info on them
Butt: And at one point I added "Then they meet Hulk Hogan and all his little Hulkamaniacs"
SteelKomodo: what
Butt: And said never-read-it friend was like "Okay, they meet Hogan, what happens next?"
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha brilliant
Butt: She wondered why the hell we were laughing so much, and then we had to explain to her what Hulk Hogan was
Butt: (Imagine a guy made of leather with a walrus 'stache and 24-inch pythons)
SteelKomodo: XD
---
Saberwulf: Hahahahaha fuck the May Bug is also known as a Cockchafer
Saberwulf: People were just really bored back then weren't they
TheDeleter: "Well what are we gonna call this one?"
TheDeleter: "I've been naming fucking bugs all day! This thing iiiiis a cockchafer."
TheDeleter: "what no"
TheDeleter: "Right, we're done! Lunch break!"
TheDeleter: "dude why"
---
SteelKomodo: whenever a MGR ad comes up on Youtube
SteelKomodo: "My sword can do many things... It can protect the innocent... It can punish the guilty... It can wreak vengeance without limits..."
SteelKomodo: and then I interrupt with "BUT WILL IT BLEND?"
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFFT
SteelKomodo: yeah, I know, cheap shot :P
RedSpy: Will it? Will it REALLY?
SteelKomodo: I don't think you could blend Raiden's sword.
SteelKomodo: it'd wreck the blender something fierce
---
Gooper Blooper: I got it
Gooper Blooper: how about Pooh's Home Run Derby but with Octodad controls
SteelKomodo: what no D:
M Sheep: I'm pretty sure that's how the apocalypse comes about, Gooper
SteelKomodo: that would be the first sign of the Apocalypse
SteelKomodo: HIVE MIND
M Sheep: IT HAS BEGUN
TheDeleter: i'd play it
SteelKomodo: Pooh trying to swing a bat with flailing, rubbery limbs whilst Tigger throws invisible balls because he's a cheating SOB
#DracScrewedDrac: Octodad's hands, QWOPs legs
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: QWOPtodad's home run derby
Gooper Blooper: QWOPtodaaaaad, nobody suspects a thing
TheDeleter: except your keyboard
---
Gooper Blooper: Mod Turbo supernormalstep: Wasn't credited, never making CAWs again.
Mod Turbo supernormalstep: which one of those Credited people made Carmen?
Mod bryn4444: Oh man Super Normal
» I'm so sorry
Mod Turbo supernormalstep: no it's okay, I didn't make that many female caws anyways right?
englishplz: supernormalGUILTTRIP
RedSpy: pffft
Gooper Blooper: Mod bryn4444: : (((((((((((((
Gooper Blooper: And then he made the stream live again and put up a huge sign that said "LOTS OF CAWS: SUPERNORMALSTEP"
RedSpy: pffffffft
---
Saberwulf: If I ever get rich I'm gonna buy a premium Chatzy and always refer to it in rich white person voice
Saberwulf: "Why yes, I DO own a premium Chatzy! Money for children in Africa? Ha ha haaaaaa"
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TheDeleter: DOES THE CONSTANT SADNESS OF RP CAUSE YOUR HEART TO ACHE
TheDeleter: HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AN AMAZING NEW PRODUCT
TheDeleter: ITS CALLED THE DAWWW KING
TheDeleter: YOU GOTTA SEE IT TO BELIEVE IT
TheDeleter: SIMPLY PRESS THE BUTTON AND CATFACE AT OVER 100 MILES AN HOUR
TheDeleter: THE SECRET IS IN THE CANDY AND KITTENS
TheDeleter: YOU GAN GO FROM THIS TO THIS IN UNDER 30 SECONDS
TheDeleter: AMAZING
TheDeleter: CALL NOW, AND I'LL DOUBLE THE OFFER - TWO DAWWW KINGS FOR ONLY $19.99
TheDeleter: GET ONE NOW - YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BUT EVERYTHING TO GAIN
TheDeleter: i'm done
---
SteelKomodo: ...i have had a theory
SteelKomodo: this never bodes well, but here we are
SteelKomodo: you know the theory that every Link in the Legend of Zelda games is the reincarnation of the same hero?
RedSpy: mhm
SteelKomodo: This is incorrect. Every Link is the reincarnation of a pimp
RedSpy: . . . pfffffft what
RedSpy: Explain this sounds amazin
SteelKomodo: Well, consider the amount of girls he comes into contact with
SteelKomodo: a good portion of whom have shown an interest in him
SteelKomodo: Granted, one is a fish girl, one is a tree and the other is his best friend's mom (long story)
SteelKomodo: but is there any sign of him rejecting these advances?
SteelKomodo: Hell, Fi notes that he seems quite receptive to Peatrice, and despite her warning him not to tell Zelda he goes along with it
SteelKomodo: He's not trying to save Hyrule from Ganon or Vaati or whatever. His main objective, first and formost, is the hoes
SteelKomodo: I rest my case
RedSpy: Brilliance
RedSpy: He even borrows Boozer's ho train
SteelKomodo: wait, hang on, gotta elaborate a bit - Skyward Sword was the first Link, right?
RedSpy: Yush
SteelKomodo: And that link got involved with Peatrice and a lot of stuff got implied with Pipit's mom (again, long story)
SteelKomodo: so basically that Link was a pimp, and every Link since then is his reincarnation trying to top himself in the ho department
SteelKomodo: hell, the subtext of every conversation he had with a female in OoT seemed to be, as Yahtzee put it, "Fuck me"
RedSpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: The legends call him a hero because he beats the bad guy. But what they fail to mention was that this only happened because the bad guy got in the way of his pimpin'
SteelKomodo: once again, I rest my case
RedSpy: Well, he DOES have a big phallic sword
RedSpy: That he uses to solve all his problems
Erebus: Link was just a level 20 or so Bard. Especially in Oot.
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also yeah, the Master Sword isn't called that without reason
SteelKomodo: wink wink nudge nudge
SteelKomodo: of course, there were setbacks - the whole thing on Koholint Island was the dream of a giant whale, and thus makes things complicated
SteelKomodo: and imagine the squabbling the Links in Four Swords had
RedSpy: Dirkfest 2011
SteelKomodo: petty much XD
Cornwind Evil: *is not amused by the slander of the greatest video game hero ever*
TheDeleter: Incredible
RedSpy: Paul Phoenix hasn't been slandered
SteelKomodo: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Deal_With_It.jpg
Cornwind Evil: *puts Redspy in a box*
SteelKomodo: also thanks del :3
RedSpy: You cannot hold me in a box
RedSpy: You cannot stop me with a fox
RedSpy: GREEN EGGS AND EGGS
Cornwind Evil: Ah, but you see
Cornwind Evil: It was all just an elaborate scheme
Cornwind Evil: To get you sued by the estate of Theodore Giesel
RedSpy: Fuck D:
---
RubyChao: 2 weeks later, I got the Super Mario World cartridge in the mail. I was, once again intrigued when I saw most of the label was torn off of the cartridge. The only letters not torn off were: U, E, R, M, R, and D. I immediately put all the letters together and tried to think of something. After a while, I came up with one word: MURDER.
Cornwind Evil: God, Ben Drowned, what have you done
Gooper Blooper: The same thing everything else successful ever has done
RubyChao: >implying Ben Drowned was the first creepy video game pasta
RubyChao: I'm not even sure if there's a real "first" vidya pasta, as opposed to Lost Episodes which seemed to start with Dead Bart/Suicide Mouse's combined success
RubyChao: i.e. those basically created the entire lost episode genre
Cornwind Evil: Basically, I don't know who started it
Cornwind Evil: But it seems like every idiot thinks they can make a good scary story by just saying "BUT THE VIDEO GAME WAS FULL OF SATAN"
Gooper Blooper: BECAUSE THE VIDEO GAME WAS A LOAF OF BREAD
RubyChao: To this day, I am a boo, guarding Bowser Castle. My home is in the 9th room. If any explorer finds my diary, share my story with the world.
Gooper Blooper: BUT THEN WHEN THIS UNIT LOOKED INTO THE MIRROR, IT SAW THAT IT WAS THE LOAF OF BREAD ALL ALONG.
---
SteelKomodo: ...my resolve has broken
SteelKomodo: FF3 time
Gooper Blooper: SK's playing a turn-based old school Final Fantasy
RedSpy: DUN DUN DUN
(later)
SteelKomodo: so um
SteelKomodo: this is probably going to take all of my credibility and masculinity away from me like Garret from Thief nicking someone's possessions
SteelKomodo: but I'm liking this so far
SteelKomodo changed name to ShamedKomodo
Gooper Blooper: I see absolutely nothing wrong with that
ShamedKomodo: the thing that's wrong with it is that I'm supposed to not like FF
Gooper Blooper: you may collect your white, black, and red mage dolls at the front desk
ShamedKomodo: and yet this thing is doing alright in my books
Gooper Blooper: Yes, but you never tried it
Gooper Blooper: This is your first one
Gooper Blooper: Lemme tell you something
ShamedKomodo: I never tried it because it looked boring
Gooper Blooper: I didn't like FF either, back in the day
Gooper Blooper: But then I played one
ShamedKomodo: ...D:
ShamedKomodo: BLASPHEMY
ShamedKomodo: GOOPS, NOT LIKING FF?!
Gooper Blooper: I never gave it a chance
Gooper Blooper: But when I did, I liked it
RedSpy: And then you broke into the Squeenix Patty vault
RedSpy: Until you exploded
Gooper Blooper: The Sarahs go right to your thighs
Gooper Blooper: Josephine: "My... thighs? D:"
ShamedKomodo: Dirk: "Yes, your thighs. >:D"
Gooper Blooper: "noooooo"
---
Cornwind Evil: See guys
Cornwind Evil: When you want to debut a wrestler
Cornwind Evil: You generally have, you know, video packages and stuff
Cornwind Evil: Letting people know they're coming
Cornwind Evil: For example, FANNNNNNDDANNNGGGOOOO had like two months worth of video packages before he actually debuted
Gooper Blooper: he wasn't ready brother
Cornwind Evil: Or the upcoming Wyatt Family
Cornwind Evil: One day in WCW
Cornwind Evil: The announcers suddenly started building up this wrestler, THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: Out of nowhere
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHINE was debuting tonight
Cornwind Evil: We knew nothing about THE MACHINE, but he was supposedly a big deal
Cornwind Evil: All night, hyping THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: Then out comes one of WCW's bigger stars, Diamond Dallas Page
Cornwind Evil: And it turns out he is wrestling THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHHHHIINNNEEEE
Cornwind Evil: So out comes...THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: And he's a guy in a mask
Are you OGREWHELMED?: Like the YET-TAY
Gooper Blooper: Everyone expected the world's first wrestling robot
Cornwind Evil: So they had a match. Neither good or bad
Cornwind Evil: And then...it happened
Gooper Blooper: HE FORGOT THE SECRET SAUCE?
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHINE climbed to the top rope!
Cornwind Evil: DDP got up and dove onto the ropes!
Cornwind Evil: In wrestling, this means you are supposed to fall into a sitting position on top of the turnbuckle
Cornwind Evil: But not THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: Instead
Cornwind Evil: First, THE MACHINE stood up
Gooper Blooper: but machines do not have testicles
Cornwind Evil: Then, THE MACHINE uttered a shriek of terror
Cornwind Evil: Then, THE MACHINE launched himself across the ring and instead crotched himself on the middle of the ropes there
Cornwind Evil: Because...THE MACHINE
Are you OGREWHELMED?: CRAWTCH SHAWT
Cornwind Evil: And after all that hype
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHINE...was pinned
Cornwind Evil: And was never seen again
Gooper Blooper: top quality
Cornwind Evil: So ends the strange saga of, THE MACHINE
Gooper Blooper: I wonder if he knows THE SHOCKMASTER
---
M Sheep: YAAAAAAY
M Sheep: THE GIANTS ARE BAAAACK!!
M Sheep: I'm so happy to see the giants again
RedSpy: . . . /doesn't have the heart to tell Sheep
SteelKomodo: :<
The Deleter: sheep is in for a nasty surprise
M Sheep: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
M Sheep wailing
SteelKomodo: knew it ;_;
M Sheep: ;^;
M Sheep: (That was really good though)
M Sheep: BUT AAAAAAA
Gooper Blooper: but sheep I thought you liked sadness and despair
M Sheep: I am unused to this feeling of...un-joy in response to another's suffering
M Sheep: make it stop
---
Gooper Blooper: I will make a topic on the forum so people not in chatzy and SK can access at their leisure
SteelKomodo: woot
Jumpropeman: I am so hyped gooper
SteelKomodo: As am I
Jumpropeman: it's like opening up the Ark of the Covenant
Gooper Blooper: IT'S COMING BACK
Cornwind Evil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cornwind Evil face melts off.
Cornwind Evil wants to know whose idea it was to put this in a PG rated movie.
Cornwind Evil then recalls magically heart stealing and lava dunking and rapid aging and shuts up.
Jumpropeman: fites
Jumpropeman: come home to daddy
Jumpropeman: my archive shall be complete
Jumpropeman: I can finally find out what happened to Dirk that night on the town I stopped reading
SteelKomodo: Oh boy, jrm
SteelKomodo: That was a hell of a night
Jumpropeman: I think he was still called Dark Pit back then
SteelKomodo: Yes, he was
Jumpropeman: *open up the folder, only Sarah stuff is saved from old RP*
Cornwind Evil: I misread that
Cornwind Evil: And thought the joke was GB had replaced all the characters with Sarah
Cornwind Evil: So Fite Your
SteelKomodo: WHAT A TWIST
RubyChao: sarah biting off sarah's legs
Gooper Blooper: FRIENDSHIP
SteelKomodo: ...that would make the pairings really awkward though
RubyChao: Sarah's three sisters are originally White Mage Sarah, Sarah, and Sarah
Cornwind Evil: The forum become the most extreme case of internet narcissism since...the last time someone posted on Facebook
RubyChao: but when they gain their own identities
RubyChao: they become Sarah, Sarah, and Sarah
Jumpropeman: Sarah calls Sarah out for being too cute and manipulating Sarah into loving her
Jumpropeman: that... is actually kinda depressing
Jumpropeman: because it's a girl being hard on herself
Cornwind Evil: Sarah shows up after every fight with Sarah to steal something Sarah dropped.
SteelKomodo: Sarah X Sarah, Sarah admits to feelings to Sarah, who is a lesbian, Sarah becomes Empress of Outworld with her wife Sarah I KNEW THIS WOULD GET CONFUSING
RedSpy: Sarah is sorry
SteelKomodo: There is only... The Sarah Race.
Cornwind Evil: The BBB become the world's biggest cases of self-harm
Gooper Blooper: SARAH
Cornwind Evil: And I have to be going
Cornwind Evil: See you Sarahs tommorow
Cornwind Evil: Sarah out
Cornwind Evil: ....OH GOD ITS SPREADING
Cornwind Evil: HELP ME
Jumpropeman changed name to Sarah
Cornwind Evil changed name to Slower Sarah
Sarah: everyone change your name to Sarah and wait for Marduk to come in
RubyChao changed name to Saraah
Slower Sarah: Sadly, it does not allow duplicate names
RedSpy changed name to Saarah
Sarah: bugger
Saraah: we can all be slightly different sarahs
Sarah: Everyone is Sarah but Goops
Slower Sarah: We are the Outer Sarahs
Slower Sarah: Introduced several seasons later
Slower Sarah: Two of us might be lesbians.
Sarah: It's Kirby Mass Attack with Sarahs instead
Slower Sarah: With Sarah it's literally a MASS attack
Slower Sarah: I am the self-hating Sarah
Sarah: XD
Sarah: I'm the Sarah who runs the fites
Saraah: I'm the new Sarah
Saarah: I'm the annoying one!
Sarah: I am the Sarah living under the stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair
Slower Sarah: TEAM SARAH SQUAD
Slower Sarah: CHEERLEADER!
Slower Sarah: SO AND SO!
Slower Sarah: WHAT'S HER FACE!
Sarah: SO AND SO
Slower Sarah: THE UGLY ONE!
Sarah: damnit
Sarah: I thought it was a call off
Slower Sarah: Next time we're gonna be in sync
Saarah: And . . . Tompkins
Slower Sarah: And it's gonna be SOOOOOOOO GOOOODDDD
Gooper Blooper changed name to xXsarahXx
Sarah: we need to read of Sarah's antics in the pre-Sarah times
Sarah: to understand how to better make the world of tomorrow more Sarahtacular
Sarah: neways
Saraah: xXsarahXx
Sarah: that's Sarah's Call of Duty handle
Saraah: does sarah have a pixel picture
Saraah: in the same way her sisters do
xXsarahXx: You mean that portrait of her head?
Saraah: yes
Saraah: ty
Saarah: Honestly? Looking at Sarah's creature concepts, she could make some amazing fights
Saarah: Team her up with Sarah and it could be a new renaissance of ZF. But alas
Saberwulf: Okay, form filled out, hopefully I'm not arrested—WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE
xXsarahXx: Man, how did we even get here
xXsarahXx: why sarah
Saraah: join us
xXsarahXx: I understand nothing
Saraah: become Sarahwulf
Saberwulf: THERE'S A SARAH OUT THERE
Saraah: become part of the collective
Saberwulf: A SARAH, ON THE WING OF THE PLANE
Saraah: the sarahllective
Saberwulf changed name to Sarahwulf
Sarahwulf: AND THAT SARAH IS ME
xXsarahXx: SHE'S EATING THEM
xXsarahXx: AND THEN SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME
xXsarahXx: OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
Sarahwulf: GOOBLE GOBBLE GOOBLE GOBBLE BUT MORE OF THE GOBBLE PART
Sarah: If I drew Sarah like she was Long John Silver from Treasure Planet, would you be offended?
xXsarahXx: You've already committed the ultimate sarah sin
xXsarahXx: you drew her like all your other humans and gave her the dreaded nose
Sarah: ke ke ke ke ke
xXsarahXx: SHE'S... WESTERN
xXsarahXx: MY JAPANESE ANIMES
Saarah: Sarahsins of the Sarahkin
xXsarahXx: gluttony
xXsarahXx: the end
Sarah: Wrath: Killing the Tribbles
Saarah: Wrath at tribbles. Lust for Alex.
Saarah: Envy's Sine's waistline
Sarah: Greed... for food
Harpy joined the chat
xXsarahXx: oh god
Sarah: hey Sarah
Saarah: Hey Harpy! Welcome to the Sarah confessional
Saarah: We're discussing our sins to Dr. Satan
Harpy: Um, hold up
xXsarahXx: Harpy it's not what it looks like
Saarah: The only non-Sarah here
Alex joined the chat
Saraah: hi harpy
xXsarahXx: ALEEEEEEEX~~~~~~~~~~~
Saraah: ALEEEEEEX
Sarah: its tempting to switch to Dr. Satan
Sarahwulf: Run, Harpy, they'll get you too
Saarah: Oh god its time for a 5-squee Barbershop Quintet
Saarah: ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX~!
Alex: okay, i am here to be the goose in your duck duck duck party
xXsarahXx: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sarah: but I have prime real estate on the normal Sarah name
Saarah: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Alex: I am here for the huggings and the poking of hairs
Sarah: SQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Saraah: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
xXsarahXx: *Alex is buried*
Sarah: KO
Saraah changed name to Gloria
Saarah: (´･ω･`)
Gloria: time to be the best sarahkin
Alex: well shit
Sarah: too much weight
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TheDeleter: here is my idea
TheDeleter: we redo dominic deegan but with waluigi and also good
TheDeleter: COMIC 1
TheDeleter: panel 1, waluigi sitting at a table with a crystal ball and a clock on the background
Gooper Blooper: WALUIGI DRAW YOUR WEB COMIC
TheDeleter: panel 2, closeup of waluigi's head/face, looking super bored
TheDeleter: panel 3 back to the same layout as panel 1
TheDeleter: "Waluigi hates this."
SteelKomodo: ...YESSSSSSSS
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Gooper Blooper: HE'S GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUUUU
Spy OMac: DID HE JUST SHIT OUT SAVINGS D:
SteelKomodo: Yes he did
SuperHypey: ahahaha
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Jumpropeman: goddamnit saberwulf, reading Biblical stories of David is so awkward because of you >_>
Jumpropeman: "David took more concubines and wives in Jerusalem", " David then took up residence in the fortress and called it the City of David"
RedSpy: "And then David snorted Goliath like yonder cocaine"
SteelKomodo: how do we know it wasn't actually David Wulf?
Gooper Blooper: This is Ariel Award-level Ruined Forever
Gooper Blooper: the city of david hahahahaha
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Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
Cornwind Evil: Del roll against that
The Deleter rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
The Deleter: Er
The Deleter: Ah
The Deleter: Hmm
SteelKomodo: Karmic backlash, motherfucker >:D
The Deleter: I am a terrible influence on people
Harpy: then i roll against it as mikey, suddenly 21
The Deleter: Do it
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 21
Harpy: ...
Gooper Blooper: MIKEY PLS
Harpy: HOLY SHIT I JINXED IT
The Deleter: Hahahahahahahahahahshaha
Harpy: everything dies to paint missiles
The Deleter: Holy fucking shit
Harpy: EVERYTHING.
Gooper Blooper: MIKEY NO
The Deleter: Wooooooooooow
SteelKomodo: YES
SteelKomodo: YES
Cornwind Evil: Oh you're gonna need that 21 for something else Harpy
Harpy: by everything i mean society planes because fuck that
SteelKomodo M. Bison's at over a hundred miles an hour.
Harpy: OF COURSE I WILL
Gooper Blooper: hang onto dat 21
Harpy: I KNOW I WILL
The Deleter: If this isn't on chatzy madness i'll throw eggs at goops' blog somehow
The Deleter: And probably just make my laptop filthy
The Deleter: But i'll do it
Harpy: don't waste perfectly good eggs like that
The Deleter: Yeah you're right
The Deleter: I'll just make an omelet instead
The Deleter: Delicious eggs
Harpy: pretend the frying pan is Goops's blog
The Deleter: Lol
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Saberwulf: Holy shit did Ariel just die
RubyChao: Yes!
Harpy: yes
Saberwulf: I LEAVE FOR FOUR HOURS AND YOU KILL ARIEL
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Saberwulf: Latest news in things forever ruined by ZFRP
Saberwulf: One of my top 10 films, También la lluvia (Even The Rain) is a film about environmental activism against the corrupt government
Saberwulf: "The film received nominations and won awards internationally, including an Ariel Award"
Gooper Blooper: oh my fucking god
Gooper Blooper: wulf that is glorious
Harpy: oh god I'm so glad I wasn't drinking anything
Harpy: because I would have spat it out all over my laptop
Gooper Blooper: It's a little golden statue of her giving a thumbs up
Gooper Blooper: "good job"
Saberwulf: In reality the Ariel award is basically "Emmy El-mexicano" but goddammit I can't think of anything else
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Gooper Blooper: Bowser is never harmed by lava! (except when he is)
Harpy: bloozer
RubyChao: that's bowser in a nutshell
RubyChao: He's never stopped by anything except when he is
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Harpy: "I did most of the work!" "NO I DID" *white mage shoves Knight and scares him, then turns to Alex* "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUNK?"
Harpy: goddamn, GreenSarah, calm your shit
Gooper Blooper: That one white mage is awesome
Gooper Blooper: "THIS AIN'T NO SHOW"
Ypsder: DID SOMEBODY SAY THE SHOW
Ypsder: FROM THE SHOW, FROM THE SHOW
Gooper Blooper: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Harpy: can I recruit that white mage
Harpy: she's like the angry sister sarah never had
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Draco: It was almost twenty years since he'd left that elementary school. Twenty years since the men in coats had taken him away after being publicly shamed for punning for the last time.
Draco: They mighty not have murdered kids at Phoebe's old school, but they did at that one. They did that day.
Harpy: his secondary psychic power is punkinesis
Draco: The rehab had gone well. Therapy, arts and crafts, and a shock collar had slowly weaned Carlos of his destructive tendancy to cover his pain and shame with bad jokes. He learned to socialize like a normal human and, at least, had gone on to contribute to society.
Draco: But once a year, the anniversary of that day, the cries of the Frizz still rang through his head as he screamed "Ride on THIS magic school bus, you hag!" A quick call to his therapist calmed his nerves until he heard the rapping on his door, an incessant tapping.
Draco: He slowly opened the door of his modest apartment; he wasn't expecting a visit from the social worker or his recent girlfriend. Instead, it was a shock of bright red hair coming out of a pale white skull. "All aboard ADVENTURE!" the ghost of Ms. Frizzle cackled as it reached out to Carlos.
Draco: And thus ended Draco's impromptu creepy story.
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M Sheep rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
M Sheep: Jack
M Sheep: just go home
RubyChao: how the fuck
RubyChao: i just
RubyChao: jack don't go home, keep fighting
Saberwulf: Don't you fucking tell me Jack just killed a clone with a pillow
Harpy: HAHAHA
Harpy: ha
Harpy: pillowfights are real
Saberwulf: That would make him more powerful than ROB
Harpy: joke characters are powerful
Saberwulf: Jack op, nerf coffee
RubyChao: i'm not kidding, the defense roll was a 1
RubyChao: :V
Saberwulf: hahahaha yesss
Harpy: jack is going down in history, clyde
M Sheep: I don't even know any more
M Sheep: all my knows have left me
Gooper Blooper: Jack pls
Gooper Blooper: (Chao please let that kill the clone)
SteelKomodo: XD
M Sheep: I'm just staring at the wall
M Sheep: wondering what brought me to this point
Saberwulf: hello darkness my old friend
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M Sheep: that stupid plastic coffee cup will advance Jack's character
M Sheep: I just need to do it <_<
Gooper Blooper: It's gonna be like Buzz Lightyear coming to grips that he's a child's plaything
M Sheep: YOU ARE A TOY!
Gooper Blooper: YOU. ARE. A. ROBOT!!!
M Sheep: "You're a sad, strange little waitress."
Gooper Blooper: Then he sees a commercial for mass-produced Jack-type carnies
Gooper Blooper: "NOT A COFFEE-DRINKING TOY"
boner: Plot: kill them all to spare Jack's feelings
Gooper Blooper: back to the Purnima brain carnival of puzzles
Gooper Blooper: SK and Del burn it all down
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Jumpropeman: If I ever had permission to RP a sarahkin, I would be their Uncle Greg, that Buff White Wizard
Jumpropeman: he would be 8 feet tall and benchpress the sarah sisters for fun
Jumpropeman: Sarah he has to lift two handed though
Gooper Blooper: Sarah fat jokes: a long, proud legacy
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RubyChao: i keep trying to think of a josephine joke when wario shows up but i cannot
RubyChao: it's sad :(
Harpy: Waaasephine
Gooper Blooper: Ms. Money
RubyChao: josephine enters another fite, enters to the wario entrance
RubyChao: complete with the class
Harpy: She got the booty slam like
Harpy: daaaayum
Gooper Blooper: dat buttsephine
SteelKomodo: Schrodinger's Buttsephine - we don't actually know, do we?
Gooper Blooper: Hmmm... perhaps we can determine Schrodinger's Buttsephine with mathematics
SteelKomodo: how?
Gooper Blooper: begin with one josephine, add one Dirk, one Genetic History, and six months of vacation food... carry the two...
Gooper Blooper: by jove it just might work
SteelKomodo 's head asplodes.
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iDel: This may be the alcohol talking
iDel: But are Carol and Sine lesbian yet
Jumpropeman: not yet
Jumpropeman: but they are working on it
iDel: *monty Python get on with it joke here*
Gooper Blooper: pffffff del
Gooper Blooper: "ARE THEY TOGETHER YET"
Gooper Blooper: "WHY NOOOOOOTTTTTT"
iDel: Well look goops, we need more pairings
iDel: And that's just all there is to it
Cornwind Evil: "But are Carol and Sine lesbian yet"
Cornwind Evil: Wait what
Jumpropeman: don't pretend you aren't pushing that Sine
Jumpropeman: its your most fluid shipping yet
Gooper Blooper waggling eyebrows in cornwind's direction
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The Deleter: I like writing santos' name out as drunksey
The Deleter: shantosh
The Deleter: ssshhhantossshhh
The Deleter: i imagine its said with a lot of spit spray everywhere
The Deleter: ssshshshsppshsphftspspshfpsy
AllerGB: Santos just stands there, spit flying onto him from off-camera
M Sheep: I just want to take a moment to mention that I love drunk Jonesy
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douk: The voice of the people
Gooper Blooper: I hear if you say something enough times, it becomes true
Gooper Blooper: fawful for mario kart 8
RubyChao: obviously they must combine campaigns
RubyChao: goku for mario kart 8
ben: gokawful
RubyChao: oh god it's that guy
RubyChao: he's the one who founded the forum
Gooper Blooper: imagine: fawful gets in but that's exactly how he appears
RubyChao: pffft
Gooper Blooper: Everyone else is next-gen graphics
SteelKomodo: lolz
Gooper Blooper: Fawful is doctored DS sprites
RubyChao: 2014 megaplot: fawful takes over the bar in an attempt to force the kobbers to support him for mario kart 8
Gooper Blooper: I like it
RubyChao: ariel suffers an inner struggle as she tries to resist signing petitions
Gooper Blooper: Fawful tries to pass around environmental petitions but they all have "also put fawful in mario kart 8" buried in the small print
SteelKomodo: pfffft
Gooper Blooper: Congress tries to pass a bill authorizing a new post office, it has "fawful for mk8" as a rider
RubyChao: fawful is defeated when mario kart 8 is released without fawful
RubyChao: he storms off, muttering something about "i'll come back for 9"
Gooper Blooper: put fawful in mario kart 9
Gooper Blooper: the ride never ends
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SteelKomodo: i am so sick of that hair dye ad
SteelKomodo: i'm actually going ahead and installing adblock plus
RubyChao: rp plot 2014
RubyChao: pit acts in a hair dye ad, gets sick of seeing it literally everywhere
SteelKomodo: ...actually, I might do that!
Gooper Blooper: He was initially approached to do the hair dye ad while in a thong
RubyChao: pfffft
RubyChao: "Not again D:"
RubyChao: "Never again"
SteelKomodo: "NOPE.AVI"
Gooper Blooper: Shirtless Pit AR cards everywhere
Gooper Blooper: Utsuho found with a stash of them under her mattress
SteelKomodo: ...XD:
RubyChao: "It's not what it looks like I swear D:"
SteelKomodo: Pit: Yeeeaaah... Awkward.
RubyChao: "I was just, uh... hoarding them to sell at high prices!"
Gooper Blooper: Josephine laughs, but inside she wishes there was a Shirtless Dirk card
The Deleter: why does josephine need a card, she just needs to ask and she can have the real thing *eyebrows*
Gooper Blooper: obviously to carry with her wherever she goes
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Saberwulf: I'm pissed that making a webcomic requires the ability to draw
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HoloSpy: . . . Oh my god it actually happened xD
HoloSpy: It actually happened you guys
HoloSpy: Damnit JRM
SteelKomodo: ...what did?
Gooper Blooper: what happened
Jumpropeman: [angel]
HoloSpy: http://i44.tinypic.com/2pyzz40.png
SteelKomodo: ...jrm why D:
Gooper Blooper: I'm amazed you didn't already have it
RubyChao: hahahaha
Saberwulf: ahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: BUT
Gooper Blooper: WILL HE ACCEPT OR DECLINE
Jumpropeman: hey wulf
SteelKomodo: wb wulf!
Harpy: oh spy, you wouldn't reject a friend's generosity, would you?
HoloSpy: I accept
The Deleter: wow jrm
The Deleter: wow
RubyChao: the triangle of bad game friendship
Jumpropeman: Oh spy, you've made me the happiest man in the world :')
The Deleter: i did not know how low mankind could go until today
Jumpropeman: now the big question is
Jumpropeman: will Spy ever play Bad Rats?
The Deleter: god damnit
Harpy: yes he will
Harpy: he better stream it for everybody's horror
The Deleter: oh hey halloween sale
The Deleter: and i have lots of steam money
The Deleter: who wants to get 2spooked
Gooper Blooper: dirty gaben money
Harpy: I'LL SPOOK MYSELF
Saberwulf: Don't buy me more shit I already owe you like three games and a skateboard
HoloSpy: >Stream it
Jumpropeman: I will buy you one (1) copy of Bad Rats as well Del, to properly spook you
HoloSpy: Maaaaaaaaaybe
The Deleter: no you won't jrm
The Deleter: i will refuse your copy of bad rats
The Deleter: or give it to spy
The Deleter: so he can have two (2) copies
Saberwulf: hahaha
The Deleter: also wulf shut up i'm buying you i have no mouth and i must scream
Jumpropeman: spy's steam inventory fills up with copies of Bad Rats
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SteelKomodo: guys, I just had the best VGCW vs. WWE idea that only CW will get
SteelKomodo: Red vs CM Punk: "I hate this idea that you're "the very best, like no-one ever was". Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world."
Goops McMahon: haw
SAVE OUR SKELETONS wildly applauds sk
SAVE OUR SKELETONS gives sk a standing ovation
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The Deleter: why are all my friends so fragile/riddled with problems
Harpy: because we are goons and have shitty families
The Deleter: pretty sure goops is the most stable one here
The Deleter: probly cause he's not a goon
The Deleter: THE CURSE OF SOMETHING AWFUL
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Gooper Blooper: My headcanon for legendary Pokemon are that they are extremely rare and fearsome creatures, but they aren't one of a kind and they aren't gods
Gooper Blooper: They're just worshiped as if they were gods
Gooper Blooper: therein lies the key - the legendary abilities attributed to them are mere folklore and exaggeration
Gooper Blooper: Except Regigigas
Gooper Blooper: Regigigas totally did tow the continents into their current place with ropes
Gooper Blooper: totes
RubyChao: church of bros
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Jingle Dels: And thus, four turtles became three
Jingle Dels: Because they can't swim
Jingle Dels: Despite being turtles who do nothing but
Jingle Dels: Actually can the ninja turtles swim
Jingle Dels: At all
Jingle Dels: Pressing questions
SteelKomodo: ...I dunno del
SteelKomodo: you'd assume they could because, well, turtles
Bloopmas: Their feet aren't webbed
Bloopmas: maybe they're secretly tortoises
Jingle Dels: Dun dun duuuuuun
Jingle Dels: Their greatest shame revealed
SteelKomodo: D:
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the butt: Osh retires 2014, except every FYM he returns for a Taker-style streak
Gooper Blooper: Spy that's pretty much what Wids is at this point
Gooper Blooper: THE BRAWL STREAK
the butt: Osh and Widow Maker retirement match, each dressed up like Undertaker
Gooper Blooper: Silence abandons all attempts at originality and just puts on a Kane suit
Gooper Blooper: Sarah is Paul Bearer
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The Deleter: is that a new chatzy madness?
The Deleter: it iiiiiis
The Deleter: you bring the good stuff goops
The Deleter snorts chatzy madness
Here's to another 100!
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