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RubyChao: "You as a kid… You got a Sony PlayStation console and my game. You played lots of games but mostly mine… In my mind, you were a friend to me. I dreamed on going to the real world, being your friend and going to the park, playing baseball and even playing PlayStation. I looked up to you as a role model.".
I was confused at what he was trying to get across to me. I don't know what it is he is trying to tell.
"However, you stopped playing me once you got your stupid PlayStation 3. You could've got a PSP. I was on that system. You chose a £400 console just to play those gay "FPS" crap. I felt lonely. I felt betrayed. I cried for two years. TWO YEARS YOU ASS HOLE!!! I went insane. I got in the idea zone of killing everyone I knew…".
RubyChao: However, nobody will play the disc I'm stuck on. Everyone is now playing FPS games and not enough of the classics. And there is a lesson behind this everyone…
RubyChao: Never forget an old game. Always play it every so often. Old games are fun and more enjoyable then FPS games. FPS games won't save you with guns, old games can destroy you however, easily.
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: uh
Harpy: but what if its an old fps
Delhammer 40,000: then doom will reck you
Harpy: qq
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Delhammer 40,000: i won my battlecon game
Harpy: GRATS YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Delhammer 40,000: turns out alexian wrecks people
SteelKomodo: wooooot
Saberwulf: woooo
Delhammer 40,000: hail the kiiiing
Harpy: alexian
Harpy: WHERE'S SARAHIAN
Delhammer 40,000: no sarahian
Delhammer 40,000: alexian confirmed loneliest half-giant king
Saberwulf: pff
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Harpy: Sol's the type of writer who would probably write Pitsuho fanfiction
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RubyChao: Patrick stood up to give Squidward's eulogy.
"Squidward was my neighbor. I didn't like him, he didn't like any of us, he killed himself. Why should we care about this? We shouldn't."
Cruel.
SteelKomodo: wow rude
SteelKomodo: wow
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A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: Order of the Stick thread
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: It has devolved into tree puns
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: Which is better than the usual host of alignment debates / "I sure hope Rich is okay"
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Gooper Blooper: The wondrous thing about utsuho is that I can be scrolling through pictures and see this
Gooper Blooper: And then scroll down a little and see this
RubyChao: pffffft
RubyChao: certainly a character with a wide range of depictions
Tableter: Pit is going to have an interesting time
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Gooper Blooper: Thetoh: Bazza, I finally beat Bravely Default last week, you showed up in my ending, so thanks for the "help"
Bazza87: I still havnt beaten it Toh
Bazza87: Got fed up with it
Kerigis: Bazza burying the mrgrgr movement
Theenhas: NOT YET JUST A LITTLE LONGERRR
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RubyChao: i pulled out my old computer to check something and came across bookmarks of dead sites
RubyChao: i feel old
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A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: What happens after fighting Gloria
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Draco: So one of the hobby stores I play Pathfinder at is closing soon, so they were selling everything at a 30% discount. I ended up getting a book I didn't have before for only $30.
Jumpropeman: what book is that?
Jumpropeman: oh, a pathfinder one
Jumpropeman: well you didn't have to be so rude
Jumpropeman: I'M SORRY DRACO
Jumpropeman: STOP HITTING ME
Jumpropeman left the chat
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: I'll behave now
Draco: GOOD.
Jumpropeman: *cowers*
Ebisumaru: this is an abusive relationship D:
Draco sets the whiffle bat aside.
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: Draco. No. Bad.
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur takes Draco's bat
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur gives Draco Bowser's bat from Mario Baseball
Draco: =I
Draco nods.
Draco pummels Harpy with a whiffle ball.
Ebisumaru: *Ded*
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: Somebody's gonna need to call HIS mam
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: . . . Backspace is not enter, computer
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur: Great job. You cut my Brodus Clay joke short
Jumpropeman: its okay spy
Jumpropeman: I totally got it
Jumpropeman: *fake smile*
Draco: You smile for real or you're ground Caiou. BI
Ebisumaru changed name to harpdead
Jumpropeman: *fake smiles harder*
A Fat Dancing Dinosaur changed name to Bitch I Look Like Goku
Draco: Harpy is dead! Hide the evidence!
Draco sweeps Harpy under the couch.
harpdead dead
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Dracoropeman: *opens the Sarah is fat joke book*
Dracoropeman: geeze draco, this things thicker than a dictionary
Dracoropeman: but not thicker than Sarah :V
Draco: Not as thick as....DAMMIT.
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Dracoropeman changed name to Dracoropespy
Draco: =O
Draco: Chatzymass!
Dracoropespy TIME TO SPREAD THE CHATZY MADNESS
Draco: Nothing can stop him now! He's...he's gone PREMIUM.
Dracoropespy PREPARES TO CLEAR THE ROOM AND THE PREVIOUS CONTENT
Dracoropespy GETS DISTRACTED BY KAIJU WRESTLING WITH GIANT BUTTS WHILE THE SPACE JAM THEME IS PLAYING
Dracoropespy MY ONLY WEAKNESS
Dracoropespy changed name to Baby Widow Maker
Draco: =O
Draco: Strike now, while it's weak!
Baby Widow Maker: when Dracoropespy dies, his god Elohim reincarnates him as Baby Widow Maker
Draco begins launching Sarahkin out the torpedo tubes.
Draco: If we can bombard that thing with enough tropes, it'll overthink itself to death and turn back into Jumpropeman.
Draco: And if we kill-kill JRM in the process, well, Spy has bravely been volunteered to write all the Fites.
Bitch I Look Like Goku: What no I'm terrible at this D:
Draco: That's okay. JRM was terrible at first too. You'll be fine just in time for us to need to kill you too. (>^_^)>
Baby Widow Maker: D:
Baby Widow Maker: my ego~
Draco: !!!
Draco: A weak point!
Draco begins taking YouTube comments from Game Grumps videos and edits them to be about Fite Yer Mates.
Baby Widow Maker: no MY OTHER ONLY WEAKNESS! GAME GRUMPS FANBOYS!
Baby Widow Maker changed name to Jumpropeman
Draco: The day is saved, thanks to...
Draco: THE POWERPUFF GIRLS...and Draco.
Cornwind Evil shoots everyone to get away from the madness.
Jumpropeman: well, i should go, especially now that ive been killed maybe three times in the last few minutes
Jumpropeman: night psychos
Jumpropeman: and draco
Draco: Bye JRM.
Draco shoots JRM deader again just to be safe.
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Napoleon Bonerfarts: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL
Napoleon Bonerfarts: IT'S THE BIG SOL
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Napoleon Bonerfarts: One of these days the bar might see a tall knight
Napoleon Bonerfarts: And I don't know how they'll react
Harpy: Sol and TallKnight for Giant Club
Napoleon Bonerfarts: Think about it, every knight we've seen so far has been tiny
Harpy: i blame personal taste
Harpy: and nobody knows how tall chao's knight is
Napoleon Bonerfarts: Proper answer: every inch that Leo and Alex are missing put together
Napoleon Bonerfarts: *dadunTSH*
Harpy: :I
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St Dels Ballroom: what are peeps
St Dels Ballroom: is it speep backwards
Gooper Blooper: yes
St Dels Ballroom: i knew it
Saberwulf: peeps are those little marshmallow chickens you get on easter that no one likes
Saberwulf: Peeps are only good to put in the microwave and what them grow huge
Saberwulf: *watch
Jumpropeman: and What? THEM GROW HUGE!
Saberwulf changed name to Japanese SNES gamewulf
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St Dels Ballroom: okay so
St Dels Ballroom: a funny story to share
St Dels Ballroom: coolguye and roboky were doing a lets play of dawn of war 2
SteelKomodo: ooh
St Dels Ballroom: and one of the characters, a mehreen called avitus, was implied to have a thing for human governer derosa
St Dels Ballroom: a goon proceeded to write fanfiction in the thread
St Dels Ballroom: the next update
SteelKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: hot marine action
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
SteelKomodo: that is awesome
St Dels Ballroom: it was funnier and less creepy than i made it sound
St Dels Ballroom: but just as weird
SteelKomodo: reading terrible fanfic at the marines
RubyChao: ahahaha amazing
St Dels Ballroom: i'm going to steal this
St Dels Ballroom: skeleton king reading insulting fanfiction at the kobbers to taunt them
SteelKomodo: oh god
St Dels Ballroom: "And Sarah smiled with longing as -" "Sire, please, stop."
SteelKomodo: ...I thought it was going to be Calico doing that :U
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
St Dels Ballroom: "LISTEN TO THIS BIT, IT HAS JONESY IN"
St Dels Ballroom: it won't be because calico isn't funny
St Dels Ballroom: and boner king is
SteelKomodo: aw :<
SteelKomodo: Dirk: Please make him stop D:
St Dels Ballroom: "I DON'T THINK I CAN READ THIS ONE OUT LOUD"
Gooper Blooper: Yesterday I got a new ZFRP mental image
Gooper Blooper: because my mind wanders
St Dels Ballroom: ooh do tell
SteelKomodo: oh?
Gooper Blooper: A montage of Silence beating the shit out of people set to this song
Gooper Blooper: the lyrics "she always knows her place/she's got style, she's got grace" set my irony meter off
St Dels Ballroom: goddamn
SteelKomodo: XD
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Jumpropeman: *lays caltrops for when the others return from harpy's stream*
Jumpropeman: *sets up hazards. Stealth Rock, Sticky Web, Toxic Spikes, Spikes*
Jumpropeman: *wins a smogon tournament by accident*
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Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: HEY PAIZANOS
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High Delfinition: guys
High Delfinition: sad news
High Delfinition: an adbot has taken bus' blog
SteelKomodo: D:
High Delfinition: rip in peace
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Gooper Blooper: I played some Kirby's Dreamland 2 yesterday
Gooper Blooper: Needed something shorter after all that pogeys
Harpy: WHAT
Harpy: YOU PLAYED KDL2
Harpy: I LOVE YOU
Harpy: marry me in about 3 years
RubyChao: what harpy how can you marry goops like that
RubyChao: what will i be supposed to do D:
Harpy: ruby confirmed gay for goops
Harpy: goopsexual
Gooper Blooper: vermont only has gay marriage, not polygamy
Gooper Blooper: sorry folks
RubyChao: I-it's not that I like him or anything! baka
RubyChao: what a tragedy
Harpy: ruby confirmed tsundere, too
Gooper Blooper: jentsun
Feature Length Dong Studd: Oh come on Harpy, don't take all the goops for yourself D:
Feature Length Dong Studd: Chao, plan B. We make them jealous.
Feature Length Dong Studd: BY DECLARING A GIANT PARTY FOR EVERYONE EXCEPT THEM
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RubyChao: i should play more kirby games
Harpy: please
RubyChao: i've got three and have played a fourth
RubyChao: Amazing Mirror, Air Ride, Super Star Ultra, and I've played 64
Gooper Blooper: My favorite kirbies are...
Gooper Blooper: ...the four Chao listed
RubyChao clings tighter
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Gooper Blooper: Ha, I have that plush
RubyChao: goops confirmed viola
Gooper Blooper: it's from the original wave of Pokemon merch in 98/99, back when all the Pokemon stuff was packaged in blinding red with blue starbursts like the Who's That Pokemon screen
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Waddler-D: Sorry Gooper, might have to hold off on reading your stuff tomorrow. @_@'
Waddler-D: I will bookmark it though.
Harpy: its a fast read waddler
Harpy: i'm srs
Waddler-D: Yeah, but it's 10:41...
Gooper Blooper: late nite
Harpy: sleep at 11:30, read the goop thing
Harpy: i demand it
Waddler-D: >_>'
Gooper Blooper: harpy's vile demands
Harpy: because he deserves to have his stuff read
Harpy: PLATONIC CRUSH
Gooper Blooper: hahaha
Draco sways.
Waddler-D: >_>'
Gooper Blooper: Waddler: *sweats*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: Don't mind us, Waddles
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: We're Goops' Elite 4
Harpy: i have no idea if waddler's embarassed at me or glaring at me
Waddler-D: A bit of both?
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BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: . . . Did
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: Did I just
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: gaaaah
Harpy: did
Harpy: you die
Harpy: to whispy
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: Yes
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: The apple I was trying to eat self-destructed on a fucking gordo
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: Because they can do that in this game
Harpy: dont' worry, i did too in kirby's avalanche
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: I think you mean Kirby Sass Simulator
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Harpy: i should play chao garden again
Harpy: and name one after ruby
Harpy: i dunno if I can get a literal ruby chao though
RubyChao: do you have the gba game?
Harpy: not a physical copy anymore, no
RubyChao: sad, i don't think you can then
Harpy: darn
Harpy: i guess i must settle for a knuckleschao
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: Breed a spychao
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: And a rubychao
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEACH: And we will conquer all of the garden as BROTHERS OF DESTRUCTION
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Jumpropeman: my suggested movies on Netflix include such titles as "When Jews were Funny" and "The Muslims are Coming!". That's the last time I watch something called "Soy Sauce and the Holocaust"
Draco takes a drink of soda just so he can do a spittake.
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Jumpropeman left the chat 6 hours ago
RubyChao joined the chat 6 hours ago
RubyChao left the chat 6 hours ago
Jumpropeman joined the chat 5 hours ago
Jumpropeman: man
Jumpropeman: you guys get WILD when I'm not in here
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Cornwind Evil: Actually guys
Cornwind Evil: Since WM is expensive
Cornwind Evil: And I got in for free
Cornwind Evil: We have three months.
Gooper Blooper: bahahahahaha
RubyChao: oh nice
Gooper Blooper: Daniel Bryan's Season Pass
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RubyChao: brb
RubyChao: a lightbulb burned out
Gooper Blooper: Darn, I've got a ton of lightbulbs over here I'm not using
Gooper Blooper sends chao a bulb with his mind
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Jumpropeman: *is already refreshing the bar forum repeatedly in preparation for season 4*
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Jumpropeman: *ebay's utsuho*
Jumpropeman: 250 dollar figurines
Jumpropeman: sounds reasonable
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Cornwind Evil: Nothing like reheated pizza
Cornwind Evil: With just that slight touch of rubberiness that shows its reheated
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RubyChao: last night, among my dreams was a dream that involved talking in chatzy
RubyChao: and then i had a dream where i told chatzy about the first dream in chatzy
RubyChao: and now i'm telling you about both
RubyChao: is this inception
SteelKomodo: INCEPTION
SteelKomodo: SOMEONE'S PLANTING IDEAS IN YOUR HEAD
RubyChao: keep an eye on jrm
RubyChao: if he starts using ufos as tractor practice
RubyChao: we'll know something's up
SteelKomodo: XD
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Harpy: Waddler's birthday is in two days
Harpy: *screams internally*
RubyChao: what will you get him
RubyChao: chocolate?
RubyChao: streams?
RubyChao: a stream of chocolate?
Timberdel: a chocolate fountain
Harpy: fuck if i could buy him a chocolate fountain i would have already asked for one for christmas
Timberdel: MT SVILZERIAN
Harpy: does that mean waddler is a space marine
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Harpy: *angrily sucks on a mint*
Harpy: *headache is hardly noticable*
Harpy: ....
Timberdel: mints are magic
Harpy: so the answer to my problem was to just buy a bunch of peppermints?
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Gooper Blooper: The Jakks line of giant action figures is funny
Gooper Blooper: It's almost entirely really famous and popular characters from well-known franchises
Gooper Blooper: Like, they have a giant Darth Vader, a giant Superman, a giant Spider-Man, the giant Godzilla...
Gooper Blooper: and a giant John Cena
SteelKomodo: #Rapadoo
Gooper Blooper: He looked kinda funny mixed in there with the others
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(Chao is playing Yoshi's Island on GBA)
RubyChao: time to try *shudder* poochy ain't stupid
Gooper Blooper: poochy ain't stupid
Gooper Blooper: (poochy is extremely stupid)
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SteelKomodo: edited my character posts
SteelKomodo: Glacius confirmed not coming back, JEWEL MAN CONFIRMED
Timberdel: dun dun duuuuun
SteelKomodo: so yeah
RubyChao: it's like the scene in melee where luigi lands on mario's head and shoves him out of the way
RubyChao: but with jewel man and glacius
SteelKomodo: XD
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Cornwind Evil: ...are you SURE YOU WANT TO?
Cornwind Evil: REALLY SURE?
SteelKomodo: D:
Draco: If I want that sweet WCW t-shirt, I have to.
Timberdel: i like how the selling points of that game are "it has a HUD" and "it has a save system"
Draco: Those were a huge deal back on NES.
Draco: Otherwise you had to remember or write down 100-letter passwords.
Draco: Nowadays if you don't have a HUD or Saves, you get automatically thrown in the $5 bin at your local discount retailer and used as napkins for birthday parties.
Cornwind Evil: The advancement of technology
Timberdel: ha
Draco: Even that bad knock-off port of Sonic 3D Blast for the Game Boy won't even spit on you without a HUD.
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Cornwind Evil: Final boss: Canbarian
Cornwind Evil: The Can-Do Barbarian
Cornwind Evil: Now I'm picturing a Conan expy with his own line of motivational tapes
Cornwind Evil: "Be happy with yourself! Then you can CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES, SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU, AND HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN!"
Timberdel: paging barbara to chatzy
Timberdel: barbara to chatzy
XxXMissAxALot2014XxX joined the chat
XxXMissAxALot2014XxX swings in through the window
XxXMissAxALot2014XxX: HAWAAAAAAAAAY
Cornwind Evil: THE TERROR
Cornwind Evil: SKIP TO 3:10 TO SEE THE TERRIBLE FACE OF CANBARIAN
Cornwind Evil: THE ULTIMATE FOE BEHIND THE DOORS OF DOOM
Cornwind Evil: THE NIGHTMARE FROM BEYOND THE VOID
iKomodo: It's a lion
Timberdel: a lioooooon
Cornwind Evil: With a crown
Harpy: wow
Draco: Looks like he beat the unicorn after all.
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RubyChao: i have been throwing myself at overly hard games with minor quantities of success and major quantities of "what the fuck it killed my team in 3 moves"
Gooper Blooper: So same old same old, then
RubyChao: yup
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Gooper Blooper: It's amazing it took four seasons for del to finally roleplay a skeleton
RubyChao: his 2015 cast will just be all skeletons
RubyChao: all of them
Timberdel: bonesy
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Cornwind Evil 's cat paws at the keyboard: want food!
Harpy: *stares*
Harpy: *pushes CW down some stairs so he can get cat food*
Cornwind Evil: AHA I KNEW IT
Cornwind Evil pulls off Harpy's face to reveal Jumpropeman.
Cornwind Evil: YOU WERE PLOTTING FOR YEARS JUST FOR THIS MOMENT
Cornwind Evil: I WOULD SO DO SOMETHING MORE IF I WASN'T IN AGONIZING PAIN
Timberdel: dun dun duuuuuuun
Timberdel: the twists
Harpy is revealed to be a skeleton
Harpy: sup
Timberdel: bones
iKomodo: D:
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True Arena King Spy: Fun fact: Red was only buried because of the continued burial of Daniel Bryan
True Arena King Spy: (Basically, D-Bry's moveset changed terribly in WWE14, making it downright bottom-tier. Red, as well as Roll, was based on his moveset)
True Arena King Spy: (So they went from kings of the ring to total jobbers because 2Kuality)
True Arena King Spy: (This means CW's WWE favorite being buried literally got his VGCW favorite buried
iKomodo: (Ooooooooouch D: )
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Gooper Blooper: >300 damage
Gooper Blooper: well that escalated quickly
RubyChao: Charizard OP just like in the old days
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Draco: Side note: did you see the newest member of Captain Sarah's crew?
Jumpropeman: oh snap, who killed widow maker D: she's a baby again!
Draco: She was aboard the Skeiron when it decided to take on a flet of Klingons who rudely left their shields up.
Draco: Flet is the Klingon word for "assload of starships"
Jumpropeman: some klingons just have no manners >:I
Draco: Very rude.
Draco: Now Babby Wids is the one is in charge of the ship when Captain Sarah goes on away missions. "Oh yeah, three battleships suddenly show up. I didn't see THAT one coming from a light-year away."
Jumpropeman: when Widow Maker is in charge, she makes sure to completely dispose of all red shirts aboard the ship so that no one wears them
Draco: "Everyone gets a name tag once we fix those bridge consoles. It shouldn't even be possible that they explode so often!"
Jumpropeman: Widow Maker would completely jettison the ship's holodeck to avoid the inevitable weekly malfunction
Draco: Captain Sarah is totally fine with installing an ice cream parlor in its place.
Jumpropeman: "We found a ship with only one survivor? Kill him immediately before he clears out our ship as well!"
Draco: Captain Sarah's morally obligated to bop First Mate Babby Wids for suggesting that even as she pushes the "Spam Torpedos" button.
Jumpropeman: make sure they reroute power from life support before using the weapons though, or how will we ever know they are in a serious situation?
Draco: "Look, I don't care how ridiculous it is for the captain of the ship to constantly beam down for these things, it's in the regulations!" "Fine, but don't blame me when they've scooped out Lieutenant Gloria's brain to power their ancient computer."
Jumpropeman: *Sarah appears on the other end of the teleporter with a goatee* *is immediately vaporized by wids*
Draco: =p
Jumpropeman: im now imagining canon sarah with a goatee
Jumpropeman: it is glorious
Draco: "Are we sure it's a goatee and not a chocolate milk mustache again?"
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