A Gross of Bootleg Pokemon Figures

If you've spent any time looking for Pokemon stuff on eBay, you've seen them. Bootlegs. Shipped out of Hong Kong in most cases, cheap bootleg stuff is copious on eBay, and Pokemon in particular is a VERY popular target. It doesn't help that Tomy charges frankly ridiculous amounts for their little officially licensed figurines. Of course there'd be a market for cheap bootlegs when a legit two-inch figure costs upwards of eight bucks to acquire! Naturally, these figures are smaller, poorly painted, often off-model, and made of cheaper materials, but that's the tradeoff you make when dealing with bootlegs.

For too long I've wanted to get my hands on some of these beautiful disasters. At long last, I have. They were being sold in 24-count bags for the pittance of $1.60. That meant each individual figure was a mere 6.66 cents. Ominous, but I can't deny the bargain! So I bought six bags.

A full gross of Pokemon figures for under ten dollars. Was it worth it? Let's find out.

Chatzy Madness Volume 242: Bad News From The Gorilla Galaxy

Eggchao: nobody likes jr. troopa
Eggchao: everyone cheered when okuu beat him up
Paper Mario: 2016 final boss: Jr. Troopa
Paper Mario: he done stole a mecha, by gawd
Paper Mario: HE'LL SQUASH PIT AND PAPER MARIO IN ONE FELL SWOOP
Paper Mario: or something
SteelKomodo: oh god D:

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Eggchao: the only thing that could bury Vyse or Magnolia when it's her turn
Eggchao: is Sarah
Eggchao: ​because she is so large
Paper Mario: SHE IS LARGE AND POINTING
Paper Mario: WHAT THE FUCK
Gooper Blooper: hahahahaha I remember that
Eggchao: I AM LARGE
Eggchao: i still wonder what the original cover was
Eggchao: i found the original
Eggchao: and
Eggchao: it's still weird
Gooper Blooper: link
Gooper Blooper: 2slow
Eggchao: slower than patchy?
Gooper Blooper: SHE IS LARGE AND READING
Paper Mario: my what the fuck remains largely unchanged

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Eggchao: in Bravely Second, if you beat random encounters in one turn, you get offered the chance to have another battle for bonus EXP, JP, and gold, and can keep cycling
Eggchao: it's not mandatory, there's also a "no i'm done" button
Gooper Blooper: Interesting
Gooper Blooper: sounds like a way to make grinding even less painless than it already was in BD
Gooper Blooper: NOW YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO WALK AROUND, THE BATTLES WILL COME TO YOU
Gooper Blooper: ...oh god
Gooper Blooper: I just remembered the BD skill that instantly kills enemies if they're low-level
Eggchao: are you also imagining ​infinite obliterate
Eggchao: YES
Eggchao: just mash l over and over
Gooper Blooper: a never-ending conveyor belt of enemies waddling to their death
Gooper Blooper: while your party just sits there
Eggchao: that's a detail i appreciate
Eggchao: they made the "yes give me another random battle" button L instead of A
Eggchao: so you can't screw yourself over with button mashing
Gooper Blooper: See, these Bravely guys are smart
Gooper Blooper: I like the cut of their jib

(later)

Chao: would you guys like to know the change to the bestiary
Chao: it's really cool - each entry starts with a basic description
Chao: and as you beat more of each enemy, you get notes added by the player characters (up to four notes)
Chao: bosses and other one-time enemies get the full set added right away
Gooper Blooper: Ah, nice
ivel: huh
ivel: that is neat
Paper Mario: considering you'll be fighting these enemies
Paper Mario: like
Paper Mario: a lot
Gooper Blooper: I'm pretty sure the BD bestiary was written by Ringabel, considering the description always snuck in a compliment for the female humanoid enemies
Paper Mario: "ugh i've been fighting slimes for fucking ever, i wonder what magnolia has to say about it"
Chao: yeah, that'd make sense
Paper Mario: ringabel did it
Paper Mario: he always does it
Gooper Blooper: it was his journal, after all
Paper Mario: but how does he do it
Paper Mario: ​sexily

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Draco: Parsee was almost jealous that people don't make cute cards of her, but then she remembered that she's not a Pokemon.
Draco: ​She's an elf.
ivel: so Magic the Gathering then?
Jumpropeman: and she'll never be one, not with that attitude
Gooper Blooper: Parsee the elf jokes
Gooper Blooper: good times
Gooper Blooper: ​DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK, ELF​
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Draco: Parsee drinks chocolate milk.

Chatzy Madness Volume 192: The Lonely Ditto

Draco: Conrad and Ellie are settling in for a 5-day anime marathon, but his mother and some of her friends unexpectedly drop in to visit. He must manipulate the doors and monitor security cameras to keep them from getting in and showing Ellie his baby pictures.
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Worlds Shortest Spy: Oh god no xD
Five Nights at Jonesyhaus: perfect
Draco: He has to hold them off until 6 PM, at which point Gezora calls Happy Hour and they withdraw.
Cornwind Evil: I can't see Jonesy leaving if she encountered a closed door
Five Nights at Jonesyhaus: she'd see it as a challenge
Five Nights at Jonesyhaus: or shout through it
Five Nights at Jonesyhaus: "ARE YOU TWO WATCHING CARTOON PORN AGAIN"
Gooper Blooper: 5 Nights At Celestia's: As Celestia, keep your daughters from getting into your bakery storeroom and eating all your baked goods.
RubyChao: the sixth night adds the surprise challenge by upgrading it to your daughters and husband
RubyChao: the seventh night, they all bring their friends
Gooper Blooper: Alex and Dirk may appear as well
RubyChao: no one has ever beaten the seventh night
SteelKomodo: lolz
SteelKomodo: Dirk is just there for the butts
Gooper Blooper: The seventh night looks less like Five Nights At Freddy's and more like a high level in Defend Your Castle
Harpy: top lel

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Something Something Dark Side: Hello, Ruby.
Something Something Dark Side: Hello, Harps.
Something Something Dark Side: Hello, Draco, Goops, CW, Ven.
Something Something Dark Side: Ignore that last one. I'm still waking up.

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RubyChao: back
RubyChao: with chocolate
Harpy: *CHOCOLATE INTENSIFIES*
Gooper Blooper: what kind of chocolate
RubyChao: hershey's bar
RubyChao: ordinary chocolate
RubyChao: plain but serviceable
Gooper Blooper: the old guard standby of chocolate
RubyChao: well
RubyChao: i had chocolate
Gooper Blooper: goddamn
Gooper Blooper: that was fast
RubyChao: i was hungry
Harpy: i still like the idea of a 2P hero that is overshadowed by-
Harpy: ruby ate that chocolate bar
Gooper Blooper: one of us
Harpy: AT SARAH SPEED
Gooper Blooper: chao
RubyChao: looks about right

Vaguely Dinosaurian Plastic Things

UPDATED JUNE 30, 2024: It took a long, long time, but a comment outside our community from someone who stumbled onto this post and wanted to see the broken images got me to finally go back and fix this old thing up after Dropbox's stupid changes years ago broke all the images. As most of you know, my "dinosaur collection" has taken a dramatic turn since this old post as I am now specifically a Jurassic World collector, with hundreds of Mattel's figures added to my collection since 2018. I only have interest in generic dinosaurs if they're cheap and nostalgic (as in, they look like the old inaccurate figures of the 20th century instead of modern renditions), so almost no new figures have been added to my collection in the past nine years besides Mattel's offerings (and some old Kenner figures based on the first two Jurassic movies).

 

The text of the original blog has remained unaltered, but trust me, I know a lot more about Chaos Effect now.

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Dinosaurs! I've had many major "interests" that figured very heavily into my life for a year, or several, or many, and dinosaurs (and other prehistoric creatures) were among the first. Alongside living animals (particularly bugs, reptiles, and amphibians) and Garfield, dinosaurs were the movers and shakers of my earliest memories. I spent endless hours playing with my ever-growing dinosaur collection, which continued to expand in size regularly until the late nineties, and later experienced a revival period in the early-mid 2000s when my interest in dinosaurs was reinvigorated for a time.

For the most part, my collection has been dormant for a full decade, only very rarely being added to in the form of the occasional old toy I'd find at a yard sale, which became my number-one dinosaur toy hunting ground years ago. This week, though, I've been inspired to excavate the collection and take a look back. What follows are photographs of some - but far from all - of my collection.

My dinosaur collection is very different from my kaiju collection. While I like my Godzilla figures to be fairly true-to-screen, pretty much all of my favorite dinosaur toys are outdated depictions, scientifically inaccurate, or simply wrong. I am fascinated by old-school dinosaur designs. I like tripod tyrannosaurs and inexplicably toothy Triceratops and things that never existed shoved into "REALISTIC DINOSAURS" playsets. It's not to say I don't appreciate the new discoveries made since the eighties... but the old stuff just makes for fun toys! We'll be seeing a lot of that in the following photos.

Chatzy Madness Volume 177: NIGHT AT BUDDY!

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Chatzy Madness Volume 164: Pokemon XY Edition and Sarah Madness

Five Nights at Dels: Five Nights at Jonesy's: BOOZE GUNS BUTTS BOOZE GUNS conrad BOOZE BUTTS GUNS
Draco: Five Nights at Draco's: you better have your entrails cleaned up by morning or you're fired.
Draco: We aren't paying a Health Department fine 'cause you don't know how to close a door.
SteelKomodo: Five Nights at Dirky's: Closed >:I

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Superman 64 joined the chat
Superman 64: Guess which game I bought today
Gooper Blooper changed name to Pac-Man 2600

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(Harpy is hatching Cleffa eggs in Pokemon Y)

Harpy: THE LAST CLEFFA IS HATCHING
Harpy: Lax Cleffa
Harpy: really
Superman 64: The last cleffa is now in captivity
Superman 64: the universe is at peace

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Superman 64: my niece looks like Nana of the Ice Climbers in her winter coat

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Harpy: SECOND SWABLU EGG, GET
Harpy: carla's gonna have some nicely toned legs after this
Pac-Man 2600: josephine's biked like 7000 miles on her bike on route 7
Pac-Man 2600: her butt remains large
SteelKomodo: Dirk: Nah, all the biking's toned it~
Pit: Dirk, do you ever think of anything else?!
Dirk: You want the honest answer? :U
Pac-Man 2600: GOT IT
Pac-Man 2600: I got the scale
Pac-Man 2600: (no josephine not that one)
Harpy: okay now let's weigh the feebas
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: last swablu characteristic: nods off a lot
Harpy: bet that's not even good ivs
Harpy: *turns up nose*
Pac-Man 2600: I have four feebas eggs
Pac-Man 2600: let's see what I get
Superman 64: I'm betting you are going to get
Superman 64: Four Feebas
Pac-Man 2600: surely you jest
Pac-Man 2600 bikes heavily
Superman 64: *Egg hatches* Hi is Febas

Chatzy Madness Volume 163: Conrad 'Huge Dork' Svilzerian

Gooper Blooper: >​ticker
Gooper Blooper: >​can't go back in review mode
Gooper Blooper: >​no pms
Gooper Blooper: it's been a while
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Tableter: Rip in peace

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RubyChao: every time i try to listen to the actual postman pat theme it sounds wrong
RubyChao: it's supposed to be descending not ascending dammit
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
SteelKomodo: #ruined

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Bree: pogey question time: should I get Omega Ruby or Alpha Sapphire
Tableter: Alpha Sapphire
RubyChao: Omega Ruby
Tableter: Cos kyogre is a cool whale
RubyChao: because Groudon is rad

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Former Vengeance: I was lured into trying a pokemon game once. My friend claimed it had tactics and medieval conquest and all. I thought to myself, 'At last! At last, I can murder ala Fire Emblem, with a Gyrados instead of Roy!' I was sorely disappointed. :V
SteelKomodo: oh, that was Pokemon Conquest!
SteelKomodo: funfact: that one was technically a crossover
SteelKomodo: between the pogeys and a little-known japanese TRPG called Nobunaga's Ambition
SteelKomodo: it's called Pokemon X Nobunaga's Ambition in japan, but they changed it because... well, yeah
Former Vengeance: See, that just makes me sadder. With a name like Nobunaga's Ambition, I expect to light at least one civilian and field on fire.
Former Vengeance: D;
SteelKomodo: lel
SteelKomodo: I don't think there was a Nobunaga game on DS before that one, which may say something...
Bree: such as?
SteelKomodo: that the series might have had whatever FV's looking for
SteelKomodo: because as far as I know, Pokemon Conquest doesn't let you torch fields
SteelKomodo: this might help ya, FV
Former Vengeance: Officer: M'am, put down the Honedge! I know he broke your bike! Just calm down!
Lady: D:<
Officer: She has a Voltorb! Get down! D:
DIIIVE
KERSPLODE
Former Vengeance: Broken house falls in three burning pieces next to streetside epicenter.
Former Vengeance: Team Rocket -was- blasting off again. :v We remembered to deploy the safety nets over the city this time. They ain't gettin' away nowheres.
Bree: lel
Former Vengeance: I am a madman, with a madman's dream! One day, troop commanders will ride Onyx and Charizard into battle, as our fighting types swell through the field, and Durant-... keeps doing what Goops tells it to, actually.
Former Vengeance: :V
Former Vengeance: But on console, not on paper. Er, chat.
Former Vengeance: E|
Former Vengeance: One day.
Former Vengeance: And they will take spears through the face without blinking, like the old Fire Emblems, and it will be glorious.
Bree: chanseys wearing army helmets and throwing eggs painted like grenades
Bree: dittos are now international superspies
Former Vengeance: C: Yesss. Except also running through trenches consoling pogeys and troops in the line of (occasionally literal) fire.
RubyChao: "hi is spy"
Bree: hi is bond
Bree: james bond
Former Vengeance: XD
SteelKomodo: "sodlier"

Chatzy Madness Volume 120: The Scariest Chatzy Madness Ever

RubyChao: "ENJOY MY GAME. YOU’RE SUFFERING WILL HAIL MY RETURN"
RubyChao: evil entities are not known for their spelling
Harp-e: plzz
Harp-e: ruby play the super metroid instead of creepypasta
Harp-e: :U
SteelKomodo: ben pls go home
SteelKomodo: you're drunk
RubyChao: ben attempts to harass the kobbers in 2014
RubyChao: is limited by the fact that he's a statue
Harp-e: Widow Maker crushes the hell out of his logic
Harp-e: widow maker for first lady
RubyChao: logic is so crushed that he just explodes entirely
SteelKomodo: lolz

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RubyChao: "The more times I hit him, the more crumpled he looked, and after about seven hits, Koops spun around once and bursted into shreds of paper. Once the battle was over, Mario appeared to be back in Rougeport, standing on the gallows (the place where they hang people.), and Goombella was missing from my party. The town had a darker tone to it, the colors were darker, and when you try to talk to people, it doesn't work. In fact, you could walk through the people."
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: TERRIFYING
RubyChao: "Not sure what to do, I walked up to Luigi and tried to interact with him. Upon clicking the A button... Mario fell down to the ground dead. Not gory, just the usual game over animation, with the game over music."
Gooper Blooper: Chao I'm scarred for life, I hope you're happy
Gooper Blooper: That was the illustrations of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark in text form
RubyChao: i am happy, as video game creepypastas give me POWEEEEER
RubyChao hulks up and turns into SuperChao

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Gooper Blooper: One of my favorite things about this Godzilla playset I bought is the tagline on the back of the box. It says "Save the city!"
Gooper Blooper: this is funny because the "military" that comes with the set consists of two helicopters, two jets, and a boat
Gooper Blooper: against Godzilla
Gooper Blooper: um
SteelKomodo: so long
Gooper Blooper: And then there's Muto
Gooper Blooper: And I don't know much about Muto but from looking at him I don't think he's going to save anything either
SteelKomodo: probably not :U
RubyChao: RIP the city
RubyChao: died of godzilla

Chatzy Madness Volume 93: Call of Duty: Doge

Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: HEY GOOPS
Harpy: IS IT COLD OUT THERE
Harpy: ARE YOUR TENTACLES FREEZING OFF
Harpy: IS WIDOW MAKER OKAY

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Gooper Blooper: I named my huntail Achilles
Gooper Blooper: never forget
No: . . .
No: ACHILLES ;-;
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Harpy: .n.
No: ;_;7

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iDel asked Chatzy to choose between Emeny Within and Dota 2 spirit update. Chatzy chose: Dota 2 spirit update
iDel: >​asking chatzy
Saberwulf: Putting brick dust across your door is more useful than asking Chatzy
iDel: Hahaha
DerpKomodo: XD
Triple S asked Chatzy to choose between brick dust to the door and asking Chatzy. Chatzy chose: asking Chatzy
Triple S: Well yeah, of course YOU'D say that, Chatzy

Chatzy Madness Volume 91: I Wanna Ride the Kum Kar

Harpy: ...i want to suggest the TF2 beauty pageant thing to valve as an event
Harpy: because i'm awful

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RubyChao: rain is still one of the most hilarious examples of character development in ZFVIRP imo
Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing
Harpy: don't tell goops
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also how so, chao?
RubyChao: that's not how you spell pit x utsuho :crossarms:
RubyChao: it's just the contrast
SteelKomodo: thanks in advance~
SteelKomodo: pfffft
RubyChao: "and he lets out all of his anger in an assault from the heavens, screaming curses against Red Spy and all he stands for into the sky."
RubyChao: two months later
RubyChao: "The ninja is finally squeeing. God help us."
Harpy: then he gets married
Harpy: oh lawd help me, i might play LoL again
Harpy: OR IF DEL PULLS SOMETHING, HE'LL DRAG ME INTO DOTA2
Harpy: HELP
SteelKomodo: XD- D:
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
Harpy: *flails*
Harpy: then i play timbersaw and all is well

[later]

Gooper Blooper: Harpy: rain x stella is best pairing Harpy: don't tell goops
Gooper Blooper: harpy betrayed me :<
Saberwulf: hahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: harpy is wrong
The Deleter: it's jonesybus
The Deleter: THE PAIRINGS WILL TEAR US APART

Chatzy Madness Volume 85: Quality RP

Gooper Blooper: "As they fly, Dirk takes the time to look over Josephine."
Gooper Blooper: *LOOKING INTENSIFIES*
SteelKomodo: #Looking

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RubyChao: i did not get pokemon y
RubyChao: i am going to rant and rave about how unfair life is for the next three hours

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Gooper Blooper: "Big Fella"
SteelKomodo: Godzilla is indeed one big fella
Jumpropeman: Big Fella is what we call Godzilla down in the South
Jumpropeman: We run away from him, screaming "BIG FELLAAAAAAA"

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Jumpropeman: time to name my chica in pokemon
Jumpropeman: Edyth
Jumpropeman: Sammy
Jumpropeman: Utsuho
Gooper Blooper: oh god I'm going to name my character after a kobber aren't I
Gooper Blooper: I am
RubyChao: Edamsuho
Jumpropeman: I managed to avoid the urge
Jumpropeman: I named myself after a planned Kobber for NEXT year
Jumpropeman: not quite a kobber yet!
RubyChao: good work
Gooper Blooper: haw

Chatzy Madness Volume 73: I Can't Stop Clicking Alpacas

M Sheep: Butt cookies everywhere!
M Sheep: ....
M Sheep: Well, there's something I thought I'd never type
Gooper Blooper: they go straight to your butt
Cornwind Evil: Simple Butt Fun

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Jumpropeman: the end raid on the society is going to be one amazing clusterfuck of awesomeness I bet
Harpy: if it isn't, then we cannot call ourselves kobbers
SteelKomodo: you expected anything less, JRM?
Jumpropeman: it will be like an anime where everyone reveals their super secret hidden techniques
Jumpropeman: and Krillin will be on the sidelines gasping the whole battle

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Jumpropeman: so I was catching up on last year's RP some more
Jumpropeman: and I had a misread that made my eyes bog out
SteelKomodo: oooh boy
Jumpropeman: Raw asks "...Pit, how old are you again? And what have you done in life besides work for Sintendo? And besides Daisy, how many girls have you dated?"
Jumpropeman: Pit says "Twenty-five. Don't listen to Dirk when he says forty, he's lying. As usual." he's talking about age, but I thought he was talking about girlfriends
Jumpropeman: I thought Pit was a pimp, and Dirk was playing up his bro's lady count
Gooper Blooper: haha
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: man, how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
Harpy: you have to be dirk
Harpy: you have to be so high, you become 2012 Dirk

Chatzy Madness Volume 59: The Sense of Right Alliance

TheDeleter: what kind of roleplayer decides NOT to go full throttle?

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TheDeleter: ~lover~
SteelKomodo: http://i.imgur.com/gpsJ0.png
RedSpy: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Gooper Blooper: *Josephine sputters and flails, Widow Maker laughs*
Gooper Blooper: BEST COUPLE~~~~
TheDeleter: best couple 2013
RedSpy: But is it Jonesybus?
TheDeleter: nothing can surpass the lofty heights of jonesybus
TheDeleter: all aboard the jonesybus, destination AWESOME
Gooper Blooper: b-but saralex
TheDeleter: >:I
Erebus: Can't hear you over the sound of BEATING DOWN EVIL
TheDeleter: and lo did conrad grow up with the knowledge to kick yon buttock

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M Sheep: At a bit of a loss as to what to do with the Pyrokinetic Speedster with a big fat ZERO in athletics
Gooper Blooper: He's really fast, he just breaks his legs every time he moves
Gooper Blooper: It's like Cancerfrog from ZF1

Chatzy Madness Volume 52: Baby's First Creepypasta

Saberwulf: I just realized
Saberwulf: I have tortilla chips, shredded cheese and a microwave
Saberwulf: Time for ghetto nachoes
TheDeleter: do it
SteelKomodo: yessssss

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SteelKomodo: also, there's gonna be options for flirting with wimminz
SteelKomodo: that nets you bonuses and stuff
SteelKomodo: and each episode has a unique female lead that Dirk goes after like the loser he is
RedSpy: Pffft yes
SteelKomodo: Leisure Suit Dirk
SteelKomodo: like the wrestling episode has this girl from mebbe oklahoma or something like that
SteelKomodo: and the first time Dirk makes a move on her she suplexes him
SteelKomodo: "Yep... she digs me... '@_@"
RedSpy: Ahahahaha suplexes
RedSpy: Sabinette
SteelKomodo: indeed
SteelKomodo: also Dirk takes the piss out of whatever the subject matter of the episode is
SteelKomodo: like in the Watchmen episode, when he paraphrases Rorschach's famous quote
SteelKomodo: "The whores will look up and cry 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper... '2/10, wouldn't fuck."
RedSpy: "And the ladies will look up and say "Dirk, please let us show you our asses." And I will say . . . "Fuck yeah!" "
RedSpy: Pffft I almost had it
SteelKomodo: I'll save both, just in case

Chatzy Madness Volume 48: Floppy Woppy Dingle Dongler Hours

TheDeleter: man how are skeletons so great all the time
SteelKomodo: even the name is inherantly awesome
SteelKomodo: skeleton
Saberwulf: skellington
TheDeleter: skelly
Saberwulf: They're the raddest, baddest dudes to ever inhabit crypts and then explode when you hit them
TheDeleter: they're always smiling

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SteelKomodo: have some more off-the-top-of-my-head extracts from the Dirktionary
SteelKomodo: Drugs: (noun) Great for stress relief. Just watch out for the cops. See Also: Fun
Saberwulf: haha
SteelKomodo: Ireland: (place) An awesome country, and if anyone tries to correct me they're getting shivved.
Saberwulf: Pff
SteelKomodo: and inevitably: Sex: (noun) See Also: Fun, Celestia
Saberwulf: hahahahaha
SteelKomodo: you saw this coming :P
Saberwulf: Yep
SteelKomodo: Dance: (verb) Not everyone can do it. Some should never try.

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Saberwulf: Okay, time to stat up velociraptors on Dungeon World
SteelKomodo: XD
Saberwulf: You know the kitchen scene in Jurassic park? That but the raptors are wearing ponchos

Chatzy Madness Volume 46: The Light of Mylf

N Goat: For your viewing pleasure: Father Squid typed into the origin generator equals Horse manure
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: poor guy
N Goat: huh, now this one is interesting
N Goat: PURNIMA seen from the side: CUNNING
SteelKomodo: ooh
SteelKomodo: Dirk = Dirt
TheDeleter: jonesy = dreary????? lies!
SteelKomodo: pffft, totes saw that coming
N Goat: More Origin Gen: Alice=Slimy
SteelKomodo: ...I regret putting Eddie in D:
TheDeleter: um
TheDeleter: Amanda got
TheDeleter: er
TheDeleter: yeah i echo sk's sentiment
N Goat: Sister Alice=Cute Cutie
N Goat: I think I'm done here
SteelKomodo: LIES D:<
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFT

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TheDeleter: here is my idea
TheDeleter: we redo dominic deegan but with waluigi and also good
TheDeleter: COMIC 1
TheDeleter: panel 1, waluigi sitting at a table with a crystal ball and a clock on the background
Gooper Blooper: WALUIGI DRAW YOUR WEB COMIC
TheDeleter: panel 2, closeup of waluigi's head/face, looking super bored
TheDeleter: panel 3 back to the same layout as panel 1
TheDeleter: "Waluigi hates this."
SteelKomodo: ...YESSSSSSSS

Widow Maker's Game Room 1: Golden 20-in-1

 "The video game industry is in an odd phase. Some think there might be another video game crash. 'There's too many sequels,' people say. Or 'The big companies are suffocating the little guys' or 'The game prices are too damn high!'

Personally, I think modern controllers use entirely too many buttons. Not that I enjoy that waggle nonsense either.

My point is, why whine about the present when there's about sixty billion video games available from the past? I'm here in my personal Game Room - the largest room of my humble Florida home - and I've got myself surrounded by cartridges from all sorts of crusty old systems nobody gives a damn about these days. Join me as I dig through the pile in search for what every gamer desires: a game that isn't shit.

And by the way: We'll be focusing on more obscure titles. Nobody wants to read about fucking Super Mario Brothers 3 again.

Today's game is... lessee here... Howsabout 'Golden 20-In-1"? Hot damn, twenty games in one! That's one way to get this thing started on the right foot.

Chatzy Madness Volume 44: Seduce the Chuggernaut

Gooper Blooper: And here we go with another ridiculous online generator
SteelKomodo: ooh
SteelKomodo: ...Thomas = shaved?
SteelKomodo: that's bullshit, man D:<
Gooper Blooper: Sarah = throb, SARAH = Smirk, and sarah = porno
SteelKomodo: i haven't shaved yet!
Gooper Blooper: oh dear
SteelKomodo: ...XD:
Gooper Blooper: Widow Maker = Super Honest
Gooper Blooper: that's actually true
SteelKomodo: Celestia and Alex would have a goddamn freakout
SteelKomodo: ...Dirk = Love
SteelKomodo: Hmmmm...
Gooper Blooper: :3
SteelKomodo: much :3
Gooper Blooper: widow maker low caps = inadequacy
Gooper Blooper: baby form, maybe
Gooper Blooper: And all caps is Super Expert
Gooper Blooper: Ariel Sierra = Armpit Hair
Gooper Blooper: get a shave, you hippy
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Josephine = Detention
Gooper Blooper: bad things happen to sadsephine
SteelKomodo: :<
Gooper Blooper: ...Sadsephine = Outstanding
SteelKomodo: Nick = Mud
TheDeleter: Jonesy = accuse
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: Delmond = splendor
Gooper Blooper: Stel-Stel = talented
SteelKomodo: d'aaaw :3
Gooper Blooper: Zephyrus = technical
TheDeleter: Amanda = glamour
TheDeleter: aw yeeeeee
Gooper Blooper: so much glam
Gooper Blooper: bitches don't even know
SteelKomodo: Nicky-poo = Dignified
Gooper Blooper: Draco = prank
Gooper Blooper: how fitting
SteelKomodo: yeah, right :P
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron = Skillful
Gooper Blooper: ennnnh
Gooper Blooper: Gloria = flatus
Gooper Blooper googles "flatus"
Gooper Blooper: It means fart
SteelKomodo: lesse what happens when I put Dirk's full name in- XD:
Gooper Blooper: that wasn't very nice, generator
SteelKomodo: High Tension
SteelKomodo: ...I'm above that joke
TheDeleter: lol
Gooper Blooper: oh good lord
Gooper Blooper: Dr. Rabbit
Gooper Blooper: just, just punch it in yourself
SteelKomodo: try Pit Angelos
SteelKomodo: I dare ye
SteelKomodo: ...DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Gooper Blooper: Pit's sounds about accurate considering his fangirl swarm
SteelKomodo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELIp1G4mZPE
Gooper Blooper: Josephine in low caps = superhero
Gooper Blooper: HERE SHE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY
SteelKomodo: YAY =D
Gooper Blooper: Missingno. = Pestilence
Gooper Blooper: Without the dot at the end it becomes Muscleman
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Erebus = Serious
Gooper Blooper: extremely fitting
Gooper Blooper: Pech = Lewd
Gooper Blooper: not so fitting
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Antoinette = Intercourse
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: Pech does not approve
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: what
Gooper Blooper: Or maybe he does, I don't know anymore
SteelKomodo: also Shuma-Gorath = Highest award
Gooper Blooper: "EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE!"
SteelKomodo: "I'd like to thank myself for being such an inspiring multi-dimensional horror..." *sniff*

Chatzy Madness Volume 43 - Don't Just Wear It, Pwn it!!1!

Cornwind Evil: http://godzilla.wikia.com/wiki/Godzilla_Monster_of_Monsters
Cornwind Evil: I'm like 'Where's Red?' and then go 'Oh.'
SteelKomodo: pfffft

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TheDeleter: somehow i have no food in the house
TheDeleter: this is ridiculous
SteelKomodo: D:
Saberwulf: sounds like you need to take a trip to the local supermarket. or go and pick weird plants in the woods
TheDeleter: the only weird plants around here are in small plastic bags
Saberwulf: Well that's true for New Jersey as well but I guess I'm just used to being twenty seconds from the woods basically anywhere in my state

Chatzy Madness Volume 38: Wind Wanker

Gooper Blooper: So out of nowhere yesterday I decided to see how ol' Akinator the Web Genius Genie has been doing
Gooper Blooper: "Does your character have a connection to potatoes?" Oh fuck he does "I think of Wheatley" GOD DAMMIT
SteelKomodo: :<
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: pffft
TheDeleter: man akinator
TheDeleter: you're good
Gooper Blooper: Other kobbers he knows include but are not limited to Ramza, White Mage, and Rain
TheDeleter: magic
SteelKomodo: man, he's sharp
SteelKomodo: don't get in a poker game with him, he'll read all your cards
Gooper Blooper: Yep, he just got Eddie Riggs
Gooper Blooper: I did however stump him with Browny, although Browny was in his database
TheDeleter: nice
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Akinator also knows Kayle, Morgana, Air Man, and Shuma
TheDeleter: nice
SteelKomodo: woot
Gooper Blooper: Okay, time to give him a serious challenge
Gooper Blooper: let's see if he knows THIS guy
SteelKomodo: woot
Gooper Blooper: First he guessed Roger Rabbit, then he guessed Cat in the Hat, then Earthworm Jim and finally Hellboy
Gooper Blooper: But he couldn't nail down Theodore Rex
TheDeleter: hahaha
TheDeleter: nice
SteelKomodo: Yay, you beat him!
Gooper Blooper: (he knows Hella Jeff btw)
TheDeleter: aw
SteelKomodo: damnnation!
Gooper Blooper: "Is your character linked to advertising?" Yes. "Is your character an animal?" Yes. "Is your character referred to by an honorific title?" oh fuck
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: holy shit it only took him 20 questions to get Clippy
SteelKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: "Does your character have an animal shape?" "Is your character a bear?" "Is your character a beverage mascot" MOTHERFUCKER
Gooper Blooper: years of this have made him more powerful than you could possibly imagine
SteelKomodo: He is a wily opponent
Gooper Blooper: Hahahahahaha, I tried to beat Akinator by thinking of the statue standing next to him
Gooper Blooper: it didn't work
TheDeleter: haha, nope
TheDeleter: he''s onto you
SteelKomodo: XD:
Gooper Blooper: He knows Wheelchair Guy from Happy Wheels
SteelKomodo: wha
SteelKomodo: how
SteelKomodo: do they get together and have coffee?
SteelKomodo: "So, how goes the movie deal?" "Not that great. They gotta cut out the harpoon guns." "Sucks, man."
Gooper Blooper: Akinator knows everybody
Gooper Blooper: he's got connections
SteelKomodo: he sure does