Mock Sheep: >Sunwoop smiled, "Don't be silly! Murders are premeditated."
Mock Sheep: Sunwoop
Mock Sheep: concerns me
Gooper Blooper: Sunwoop actually went straight to the villains list for that one
RubyChao: jrm
RubyChao: when do we have the fite
RubyChao: Sunwoop vs. Jester Chao
Jumpropeman: when we want to suffer, chao
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MobileDrac: Am I dead yet?
Gooper Blooper: Reports of your death were greatly exaggerated
ivel asked Chatzy to choose between yes, no and ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Chatzy chose: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ivel: Chatzy doesn't know what you are, Draco
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Jumpropeman: the sonic mania hype has been getting me to almost pull out and play Sonic the Hedgehog the past few days
Jumpropeman: ive resisted the urge because the ps2 requires like ten seconds of setup and I ain't got time for that!
Jumpropeman: I have a very nice Jabba the Hutt thing going here I can't afford to interrupt
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Komodo: Resurgence: Speep
Komodo: Resurgence: nite
Komodo: Resurgence left the chat
Morose Sheep (Mint Sheep) joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hello sheep
Jumpropeman: you will be playing the role of SK tonight
Jumpropeman: I hope you read your copy of the script
Morose Sheep: Oh God, it's just like my nightmares!
Morose Sheep tries to improv and fails miserablly
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Jumpropeman: there's a pokemon youtuber by the name of NumbNexus who I literally unsubscribed from because his favorite pokemon was pelipper, and whenever he used it he made an obnoxious screech noise
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Mach Sheep: Hm, even if I was around, I don't think I have any characters that it would make sense for them to attend Water Gun Wars
Mach Sheep puts Maurice and Eugene on separate teams anyway
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Saturday, November 30, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 92: Put Goku In
Old King Titty: Ten years in the aftermath of an attack caused by turning a United States satellite weapon against the nation, much of the country lays in ruins. The severe loss of industry, infrastructure, and capital to rebuild has taken the government from one of the most elite nations in the world to third-world status. This results in a weakened military and exposure to invasion, which comes in the form of a collective of South American governments called "The Federation" (the ones who were also responsible for bringing this on the US in the first place). After ten years of occupation by The Federation, what remains of the US special forces are brought together to become the "Ghosts", whose mission is to use whatever means necessary to defend the tattered remains of the US.
Old King Titty: They're going to lengths of odds-overcoming that would make John Cena embarrassed.
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The Deleter: here's a tip for you folks
The Deleter: do not buy your wireless equipment from tp-link
The Deleter: they are, and i quote, all raging piles of excrement
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Old King Titty: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: fuck chatzy nobody ever listens to it
SteelKomodo: yeah, ever since he started drinking his advice has been useless
RubyChao: the only hope is an intervention
RubyChao: we've got to get chatzy off the bottle
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Old King Titty: So I'm gonna play Badman, Knuckles, and Stave It Off
Old King Titty: All at the same time
Old King Titty: Never mind terrible idea mission aborted
SteelKomodo: XD
Old King Titty: They're going to lengths of odds-overcoming that would make John Cena embarrassed.
---
The Deleter: here's a tip for you folks
The Deleter: do not buy your wireless equipment from tp-link
The Deleter: they are, and i quote, all raging piles of excrement
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Old King Titty: >asking chatzy
Saberwulf: fuck chatzy nobody ever listens to it
SteelKomodo: yeah, ever since he started drinking his advice has been useless
RubyChao: the only hope is an intervention
RubyChao: we've got to get chatzy off the bottle
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Old King Titty: So I'm gonna play Badman, Knuckles, and Stave It Off
Old King Titty: All at the same time
Old King Titty: Never mind terrible idea mission aborted
SteelKomodo: XD
Tuesday, November 19, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 90: Knuckles - The Chuckling
RubyChao: sheep wraps up every single character for the year, working on a lengthy epilogue for each one
RubyChao: he looks at the date when he's done
RubyChao: May 1st, 2014
Jumpropeman: XD
Saberwulf: *sad violin music*
M Sheep: Just when I think I'm out
M Sheep: THEY PUT ME BACK IN
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The Deleter: minecraft modding has reached the point where you now make the machines to make the machines you need to make machines
The Deleter: an ouroboros of whining and mental disorders
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The Deleter: whenever anyone types "wanker" i read it in sniper's voice nowadays
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The Deleter: GO STANLEY
The Deleter: GO WITH GEMMA AND BE A FAMILY MAN
The Deleter: I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
The Deleter: MORE PORT
RubyChao: he looks at the date when he's done
RubyChao: May 1st, 2014
Jumpropeman: XD
Saberwulf: *sad violin music*
M Sheep: Just when I think I'm out
M Sheep: THEY PUT ME BACK IN
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The Deleter: minecraft modding has reached the point where you now make the machines to make the machines you need to make machines
The Deleter: an ouroboros of whining and mental disorders
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The Deleter: whenever anyone types "wanker" i read it in sniper's voice nowadays
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The Deleter: GO STANLEY
The Deleter: GO WITH GEMMA AND BE A FAMILY MAN
The Deleter: I AM SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW
The Deleter: MORE PORT
Friday, October 25, 2013
This Is Canon: Miscellaneous RP Fun Facts
This post contains various little details and things I've thought of concerning my RP characters that never (or almost never) came up in day-to-day roleplaying. Some of it has been stated in Chatzy before, but this post serves as a more permanent place. There's also some Cutting Room Floor-esque behind-the-scenes stuff.
Sunday, October 13, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 82: Celestia the Pooh
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings is best Robotnik
2Goopy: bestbotnik
4Spy: . . .
4Spy: WINNIE THE POOH
4Spy: WAS ROBOTNIK!?!?
2Goopy: oh bother
SteelKomodo: in SatAM he was
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings had a great vocal range back in the day
RubyChao: "Oh bother, that blue hedgehog is ruining all my schemes"
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Saberwulf: Oddly enough, I wrote a random sentence this morning
Saberwulf: While waiting for SC4, I got a sudden starting line in my head
Saberwulf: "This is the story of how I became the stars."
Saberwulf: Now I just have to come up with absolutely everything else about it
The Deleter: and that sounds like hard work
Saberwulf: wait holy shit I'm getting something
Saberwulf: Nope, lost it
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4Spy: If we hit 4 mil, we get race mode
SteelKomodo: awesome!
4Spy: Of course, wth only 2 hours left . . .
SteelKomodo: mmhm :<
2Goopy: AND THEN WARREN BUFFET DONATES 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO THE KICKSTARTER
RubyChao: warren buffet gets into a heated debate with donald trump over which mega man game was the best
SteelKomodo: XD
2Goopy: Two billionaires get into a duel over who is supporting the better kickstarter
2Goopy: Two indie games wind up with budgets of 600 million dollars
Jumpropeman: *just contributed to Shantae kickstarter too*
Jumpropeman: the floodgates are open D:
Jumpropeman: I can't stop kickstarting
2Goopy: bestbotnik
4Spy: . . .
4Spy: WINNIE THE POOH
4Spy: WAS ROBOTNIK!?!?
2Goopy: oh bother
SteelKomodo: in SatAM he was
SteelKomodo: Jim Cummings had a great vocal range back in the day
RubyChao: "Oh bother, that blue hedgehog is ruining all my schemes"
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Saberwulf: Oddly enough, I wrote a random sentence this morning
Saberwulf: While waiting for SC4, I got a sudden starting line in my head
Saberwulf: "This is the story of how I became the stars."
Saberwulf: Now I just have to come up with absolutely everything else about it
The Deleter: and that sounds like hard work
Saberwulf: wait holy shit I'm getting something
Saberwulf: Nope, lost it
---
4Spy: If we hit 4 mil, we get race mode
SteelKomodo: awesome!
4Spy: Of course, wth only 2 hours left . . .
SteelKomodo: mmhm :<
2Goopy: AND THEN WARREN BUFFET DONATES 3 MILLION DOLLARS TO THE KICKSTARTER
RubyChao: warren buffet gets into a heated debate with donald trump over which mega man game was the best
SteelKomodo: XD
2Goopy: Two billionaires get into a duel over who is supporting the better kickstarter
2Goopy: Two indie games wind up with budgets of 600 million dollars
Jumpropeman: *just contributed to Shantae kickstarter too*
Jumpropeman: the floodgates are open D:
Jumpropeman: I can't stop kickstarting
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 76: Art Donovan is Full of Questions
Jumpropeman: at this rate, Gooper will have to add a tag to his blogposts for posts about BUTTS
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Cornwind Evil pets Mikey. It'll be okay.
Cornwind Evil: *until he makes it worse again*
Cornwind Evil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Draco: Would it be appropriately melodramatic and over-the-top to threaten to quit RPing over JRM's thumbs-down smiley? =p
Draco: (Then again, how could you tell if I'd quit or not?)
Jumpropeman: (pO_O)p
Draco: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Jumpropeman: (bOwO)b
Draco: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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RubyChao: true suffering: your headphones only work in both ears in exactly the right positioning
Harpy: w-what
Harpy: a-aaah
RubyChao: and you can't find that positioning again
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Harpy: D: oh god that is hell
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RubyChao throws SK's tea in the harbor
Jumpropeman: CLEFT! STOP IT!
Jumpropeman: WE WON THAT WAR!
Jumpropeman: they're our friends now!
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The Deleter: i attempted to catch up with red vs blue
The Deleter: i should have just shot myself
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Cornwind Evil pets Mikey. It'll be okay.
Cornwind Evil: *until he makes it worse again*
Cornwind Evil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Draco: Would it be appropriately melodramatic and over-the-top to threaten to quit RPing over JRM's thumbs-down smiley? =p
Draco: (Then again, how could you tell if I'd quit or not?)
Jumpropeman: (pO_O)p
Draco: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Jumpropeman: (bOwO)b
Draco: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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RubyChao: true suffering: your headphones only work in both ears in exactly the right positioning
Harpy: w-what
Harpy: a-aaah
RubyChao: and you can't find that positioning again
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Harpy: D: oh god that is hell
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RubyChao throws SK's tea in the harbor
Jumpropeman: CLEFT! STOP IT!
Jumpropeman: WE WON THAT WAR!
Jumpropeman: they're our friends now!
---
The Deleter: i attempted to catch up with red vs blue
The Deleter: i should have just shot myself
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 74: I Happen to Have Large Buns
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: shingeki no goops
RedSpy: Goops x Bee
RedSpy: Goops x Bagel
RubyChao: why are you attacking gooper D:
Harpy: because he's trying to muscle in on my cookie empire
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Harpy: WHEELERS PLEASE STOP
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RubyChao: "there is zero rotational motion in this picture. every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line"
SteelKomodo: Woah, that's freaky
SteelKomodo is hypnotised.
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RubyChao: "My vitamins melted into one vitamin 0___o" "they’re called vitafusion what do you expect"
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Gooper Blooper: i posted the link to the poll on Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's facebook pages
also Cody Rhodes, Wal Mart, Nintendo of America/Canada/Australia etc
then i got a message saying i was under investigation for spamming ...
i think i just got facebook banned
Gooper Blooper: gamefaqs user please
Cornwind Evil: God, that just sticks out
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: Justin Bieber, Wal-Mart...and Cody Rhodes
Cornwind Evil: Not John Cena or Daniel Bryan or Triple H, Cody Rhodes
Gooper Blooper: IF ANY WRESTLER CAN TURN THIS MATCH AROUND IT'S CODY
Saberwulf: pfff
Saberwulf: They are seriously hellbent on that poll
Cornwind Evil: WITH HIS MARVELOUS MOUSTACHE
Harpy: shingeki no goops
RedSpy: Goops x Bee
RedSpy: Goops x Bagel
RubyChao: why are you attacking gooper D:
Harpy: because he's trying to muscle in on my cookie empire
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Harpy: WHEELERS PLEASE STOP
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RubyChao: "there is zero rotational motion in this picture. every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line"
SteelKomodo: Woah, that's freaky
SteelKomodo is hypnotised.
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RubyChao: "My vitamins melted into one vitamin 0___o" "they’re called vitafusion what do you expect"
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Gooper Blooper: i posted the link to the poll on Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's facebook pages
also Cody Rhodes, Wal Mart, Nintendo of America/Canada/Australia etc
then i got a message saying i was under investigation for spamming ...
i think i just got facebook banned
Gooper Blooper: gamefaqs user please
Cornwind Evil: God, that just sticks out
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: Justin Bieber, Wal-Mart...and Cody Rhodes
Cornwind Evil: Not John Cena or Daniel Bryan or Triple H, Cody Rhodes
Gooper Blooper: IF ANY WRESTLER CAN TURN THIS MATCH AROUND IT'S CODY
Saberwulf: pfff
Saberwulf: They are seriously hellbent on that poll
Cornwind Evil: WITH HIS MARVELOUS MOUSTACHE
Thursday, September 5, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 73: I Can't Stop Clicking Alpacas
M Sheep: Butt cookies everywhere!
M Sheep: ....
M Sheep: Well, there's something I thought I'd never type
Gooper Blooper: they go straight to your butt
Cornwind Evil: Simple Butt Fun
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Jumpropeman: the end raid on the society is going to be one amazing clusterfuck of awesomeness I bet
Harpy: if it isn't, then we cannot call ourselves kobbers
SteelKomodo: you expected anything less, JRM?
Jumpropeman: it will be like an anime where everyone reveals their super secret hidden techniques
Jumpropeman: and Krillin will be on the sidelines gasping the whole battle
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Jumpropeman: so I was catching up on last year's RP some more
Jumpropeman: and I had a misread that made my eyes bog out
SteelKomodo: oooh boy
Jumpropeman: Raw asks "...Pit, how old are you again? And what have you done in life besides work for Sintendo? And besides Daisy, how many girls have you dated?"
Jumpropeman: Pit says "Twenty-five. Don't listen to Dirk when he says forty, he's lying. As usual." he's talking about age, but I thought he was talking about girlfriends
Jumpropeman: I thought Pit was a pimp, and Dirk was playing up his bro's lady count
Gooper Blooper: haha
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: man, how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
Harpy: you have to be dirk
Harpy: you have to be so high, you become 2012 Dirk
M Sheep: ....
M Sheep: Well, there's something I thought I'd never type
Gooper Blooper: they go straight to your butt
Cornwind Evil: Simple Butt Fun
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Jumpropeman: the end raid on the society is going to be one amazing clusterfuck of awesomeness I bet
Harpy: if it isn't, then we cannot call ourselves kobbers
SteelKomodo: you expected anything less, JRM?
Jumpropeman: it will be like an anime where everyone reveals their super secret hidden techniques
Jumpropeman: and Krillin will be on the sidelines gasping the whole battle
---
Jumpropeman: so I was catching up on last year's RP some more
Jumpropeman: and I had a misread that made my eyes bog out
SteelKomodo: oooh boy
Jumpropeman: Raw asks "...Pit, how old are you again? And what have you done in life besides work for Sintendo? And besides Daisy, how many girls have you dated?"
Jumpropeman: Pit says "Twenty-five. Don't listen to Dirk when he says forty, he's lying. As usual." he's talking about age, but I thought he was talking about girlfriends
Jumpropeman: I thought Pit was a pimp, and Dirk was playing up his bro's lady count
Gooper Blooper: haha
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: man, how HIGH do you even have to BE just to DO something like that
Harpy: you have to be dirk
Harpy: you have to be so high, you become 2012 Dirk
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 66: A Sugary End
Saberwulf: Jaxx is like a retarded dog in a field of rabbits
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Saberwulf: Since Ardea doesn't have technology, I thought of substituting a TV or radio to inform people of goings on with a traveling bard band that sings the news very loudly at people in the bar
Harpy: that'd be perfect
Harpy: I was thinking more of crystal balls but sometimes they tell the future going on instead of present
TheDeleter: i love it
Saberwulf: "Oooohhh the Society has come... *bring!* to burn down the town! *bring!* and now the forces of good, *bring* have assembled *bring bring!* to take them down! *Buuding!*
Gooper Blooper: medieval barbershop quartet
Saberwulf: Like that
TheDeleter: it's also historically accurate which appeals to my stunted sense of versimilitude
Gooper Blooper: "craaaabCraaaabCRAAAAABCRAAAAB THERE'S SOME WEIRD CRABS OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE-UH
Harpy: oh god now I want to see a medieval barbershop quartet
Gooper Blooper: *waving, cane and hat holding*
Gooper Blooper: *jazzhands*
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M Sheep: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Pit from Purnima's well meaning nature?!
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Cornwind Evil: A great line from the Pacific Rim tie in prequel comic
Cornwind Evil: "I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it."
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TheDeleter: i am looking up on a lot of baby facts for conrad
TheDeleter: my internet history is getting weird
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Saberwulf: Since Ardea doesn't have technology, I thought of substituting a TV or radio to inform people of goings on with a traveling bard band that sings the news very loudly at people in the bar
Harpy: that'd be perfect
Harpy: I was thinking more of crystal balls but sometimes they tell the future going on instead of present
TheDeleter: i love it
Saberwulf: "Oooohhh the Society has come... *bring!* to burn down the town! *bring!* and now the forces of good, *bring* have assembled *bring bring!* to take them down! *Buuding!*
Gooper Blooper: medieval barbershop quartet
Saberwulf: Like that
TheDeleter: it's also historically accurate which appeals to my stunted sense of versimilitude
Gooper Blooper: "craaaabCraaaabCRAAAAABCRAAAAB THERE'S SOME WEIRD CRABS OUTSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE-UH
Harpy: oh god now I want to see a medieval barbershop quartet
Gooper Blooper: *waving, cane and hat holding*
Gooper Blooper: *jazzhands*
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M Sheep: Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Pit from Purnima's well meaning nature?!
---
Cornwind Evil: A great line from the Pacific Rim tie in prequel comic
Cornwind Evil: "I've never believed in the End Times. We are mankind. Our footprints are on the moon. When the last trumpet sounds and the Beast rises from the pit — we will kill it."
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TheDeleter: i am looking up on a lot of baby facts for conrad
TheDeleter: my internet history is getting weird
Sunday, August 11, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 65: Boob Yer Mates
Gooper Blooper: Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Kid Icarus Uprising and Final Fantasy Tactics. The story should use saving the environment as a plot device!
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Gooper Blooper: I wish I had more reaction pictures for Ariel
Gooper Blooper: Dammit, Japanese artists I don't know, draw more archers
Gooper Blooper: So I can crop your work and use it on message boards
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RedSpy: I've made so many Gaben jokes
RedSpy: I can't even say wait anymore
RedSpy: It always comes out as worth the weight
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Gooper Blooper: I wish I had more reaction pictures for Ariel
Gooper Blooper: Dammit, Japanese artists I don't know, draw more archers
Gooper Blooper: So I can crop your work and use it on message boards
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RedSpy: I've made so many Gaben jokes
RedSpy: I can't even say wait anymore
RedSpy: It always comes out as worth the weight
Monday, August 5, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 61: Ask Me About The Baby
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Waa: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: their servers can't handle all dem F5s
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Gooper Blooper: Didja read the brawl yet
Saberwulf: I did
Saberwulf: Man, Chet got offed by the pig
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Gooper Blooper: Aevar is loading, please wait. Estimated time remaining 5 days, 3 hours
Gooper Blooper: (buffering...)
Erebus: Yeah, pretty much. All that armor, dead muscles and sinew, and ANGRY RED EYES takes awhile to regrow.
Gooper Blooper: It takes a whole day just to bring back the angry
Gooper Blooper: so much angry
Erebus: That and the arrogance might be a whole three-day weekend, alone!
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Waa: I am having way too much fun making fictional crabs
Waa: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: their servers can't handle all dem F5s
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Gooper Blooper: Didja read the brawl yet
Saberwulf: I did
Saberwulf: Man, Chet got offed by the pig
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Gooper Blooper: Aevar is loading, please wait. Estimated time remaining 5 days, 3 hours
Gooper Blooper: (buffering...)
Erebus: Yeah, pretty much. All that armor, dead muscles and sinew, and ANGRY RED EYES takes awhile to regrow.
Gooper Blooper: It takes a whole day just to bring back the angry
Gooper Blooper: so much angry
Erebus: That and the arrogance might be a whole three-day weekend, alone!
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Waa: I am having way too much fun making fictional crabs
Sunday, August 4, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 60 - Big Bar Brawl 3 Edition
Gooper Blooper: RP Villain 2013: Cancer
Gooper Blooper: and then the kobbers cure cancer
RedSpy: No, Goops, that's just silly
RedSpy: They micro-size and beat the shit out of it
Saberwulf: Cigarettes and graphite neutron monitor for all
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Cornwind Evil: If the story doesn't organically give us a final boss, I'll have one set up
Cornwind Evil: If it does, they can be dismissed as errors
SteelKomodo: I'm trying to set up Slendy as final boss
Cornwind Evil: The final boss for 2013: Del the Mod
SteelKomodo: but not very well, I must admit
TheDeleter: Can't really do much cos phone sucks
TheDeleter: YOU WILL NEVER WI
TheDeleter: N
Cornwind Evil: Considering I don't have the system
Cornwind Evil: Yes, I will never Wii
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: You will never go to Wisconsin
TheDeleter: bonus boss for 2013 - Captain Bones
Cornwind Evil: Or maybe I should see a doctor
Cornwind Evil: That's not normal
TheDeleter: CAN YE SOLVE HIS PUZZLES
SteelKomodo: YER DEAD
Gooper Blooper: when do we fight timezonius
Gooper Blooper: Besides every day
Gooper Blooper: and then the kobbers cure cancer
RedSpy: No, Goops, that's just silly
RedSpy: They micro-size and beat the shit out of it
Saberwulf: Cigarettes and graphite neutron monitor for all
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Cornwind Evil: If the story doesn't organically give us a final boss, I'll have one set up
Cornwind Evil: If it does, they can be dismissed as errors
SteelKomodo: I'm trying to set up Slendy as final boss
Cornwind Evil: The final boss for 2013: Del the Mod
SteelKomodo: but not very well, I must admit
TheDeleter: Can't really do much cos phone sucks
TheDeleter: YOU WILL NEVER WI
TheDeleter: N
Cornwind Evil: Considering I don't have the system
Cornwind Evil: Yes, I will never Wii
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: You will never go to Wisconsin
TheDeleter: bonus boss for 2013 - Captain Bones
Cornwind Evil: Or maybe I should see a doctor
Cornwind Evil: That's not normal
TheDeleter: CAN YE SOLVE HIS PUZZLES
SteelKomodo: YER DEAD
Gooper Blooper: when do we fight timezonius
Gooper Blooper: Besides every day
Saturday, June 29, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 55: Bowser Hangs Himself
RedSpy: Truly that would be the world's worst curse
RedSpy: Having Cole and King narrate your sex life
RedSpy: "BAD GUY, FROM BEHIND"
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RedSpy: THQuality in real life
Draco: O_o
TheDeleter: wow
Draco: The one guy's just curled up in a ball?
RedSpy: Think about it
RedSpy: You can't pin that
RedSpy: Makes for shit TV, but you can't pin that if you can't break the ball
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M Sheep joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep takes time out from his grueling 18-country drama tour to join us in Chatzy
M Sheep: In over 110 languages!
M Sheep: But yeah, finally done with everything for now
Gooper Blooper: Man, I actually said "18" completely at random
Gooper Blooper: It's in my fucking subconscious at this point
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Six straight months of this insanity
RedSpy: Having Cole and King narrate your sex life
RedSpy: "BAD GUY, FROM BEHIND"
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RedSpy: THQuality in real life
Draco: O_o
TheDeleter: wow
Draco: The one guy's just curled up in a ball?
RedSpy: Think about it
RedSpy: You can't pin that
RedSpy: Makes for shit TV, but you can't pin that if you can't break the ball
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M Sheep joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep takes time out from his grueling 18-country drama tour to join us in Chatzy
M Sheep: In over 110 languages!
M Sheep: But yeah, finally done with everything for now
Gooper Blooper: Man, I actually said "18" completely at random
Gooper Blooper: It's in my fucking subconscious at this point
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Six straight months of this insanity
Sunday, June 23, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 54 - The Gardener's Bear
Saberwulf: Oh, Sir Del
TheDeleter: aye
TheDeleter: post in CoL got it
Saberwulf: You read my mind hahaha
Saberwulf: Also Bennett failed a grapple check so he might get shot in the skull
TheDeleter: i'll do it right after i finish this powerpoint, write about a thousand words about levels and figure out how to make camstudio not suck shit
TheDeleter: nah screw it
TheDeleter: i'll do it now
Saberwulf: Hey man, take your time. It's chill
Saberwulf: Things are frosty like Sub Zero
Saberwulf: Ice to meet you
Saberwulf: I ran out of jokes
TheDeleter: you've truly broken the ice
Saberwulf: That joke's such low-hanging fruit it's Antarctic
TheDeleter: I'm gonna go help bennet
TheDeleter: he's a cool dude
Saberwulf: Cheng rageeee
TheDeleter: don't want him frozen out of the adventure already
TheDeleter: it'd be cold of you
Saberwulf: I'm going to vomit
TheDeleter: aye
TheDeleter: post in CoL got it
Saberwulf: You read my mind hahaha
Saberwulf: Also Bennett failed a grapple check so he might get shot in the skull
TheDeleter: i'll do it right after i finish this powerpoint, write about a thousand words about levels and figure out how to make camstudio not suck shit
TheDeleter: nah screw it
TheDeleter: i'll do it now
Saberwulf: Hey man, take your time. It's chill
Saberwulf: Things are frosty like Sub Zero
Saberwulf: Ice to meet you
Saberwulf: I ran out of jokes
TheDeleter: you've truly broken the ice
Saberwulf: That joke's such low-hanging fruit it's Antarctic
TheDeleter: I'm gonna go help bennet
TheDeleter: he's a cool dude
Saberwulf: Cheng rageeee
TheDeleter: don't want him frozen out of the adventure already
TheDeleter: it'd be cold of you
Saberwulf: I'm going to vomit
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 52: Baby's First Creepypasta
Saberwulf: I just realized
Saberwulf: I have tortilla chips, shredded cheese and a microwave
Saberwulf: Time for ghetto nachoes
TheDeleter: do it
SteelKomodo: yessssss
---
SteelKomodo: also, there's gonna be options for flirting with wimminz
SteelKomodo: that nets you bonuses and stuff
SteelKomodo: and each episode has a unique female lead that Dirk goes after like the loser he is
RedSpy: Pffft yes
SteelKomodo: Leisure Suit Dirk
SteelKomodo: like the wrestling episode has this girl from mebbe oklahoma or something like that
SteelKomodo: and the first time Dirk makes a move on her she suplexes him
SteelKomodo: "Yep... she digs me... '@_@"
RedSpy: Ahahahaha suplexes
RedSpy: Sabinette
SteelKomodo: indeed
SteelKomodo: also Dirk takes the piss out of whatever the subject matter of the episode is
SteelKomodo: like in the Watchmen episode, when he paraphrases Rorschach's famous quote
SteelKomodo: "The whores will look up and cry 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper... '2/10, wouldn't fuck."
RedSpy: "And the ladies will look up and say "Dirk, please let us show you our asses." And I will say . . . "Fuck yeah!" "
RedSpy: Pffft I almost had it
SteelKomodo: I'll save both, just in case
Saberwulf: I have tortilla chips, shredded cheese and a microwave
Saberwulf: Time for ghetto nachoes
TheDeleter: do it
SteelKomodo: yessssss
---
SteelKomodo: also, there's gonna be options for flirting with wimminz
SteelKomodo: that nets you bonuses and stuff
SteelKomodo: and each episode has a unique female lead that Dirk goes after like the loser he is
RedSpy: Pffft yes
SteelKomodo: Leisure Suit Dirk
SteelKomodo: like the wrestling episode has this girl from mebbe oklahoma or something like that
SteelKomodo: and the first time Dirk makes a move on her she suplexes him
SteelKomodo: "Yep... she digs me... '@_@"
RedSpy: Ahahahaha suplexes
RedSpy: Sabinette
SteelKomodo: indeed
SteelKomodo: also Dirk takes the piss out of whatever the subject matter of the episode is
SteelKomodo: like in the Watchmen episode, when he paraphrases Rorschach's famous quote
SteelKomodo: "The whores will look up and cry 'Save us!'... and I'll whisper... '2/10, wouldn't fuck."
RedSpy: "And the ladies will look up and say "Dirk, please let us show you our asses." And I will say . . . "Fuck yeah!" "
RedSpy: Pffft I almost had it
SteelKomodo: I'll save both, just in case
Friday, June 7, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 51: Game of Bones
Deletons joined the chat
Deletons: hullo
SteelKomodo: oh lawd D:
SteelKomodo: bro you okay why are you a skeleton
Deletons: i have playtested myself
Deletons: TO DEATH
Deletons rattles bones
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: ...how went it?
Deletons: it went great
---
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...someone is playing Venga Boys quite loud in the distance
SteelKomodo: loud enough for me to faintly hear
RedSpy: I read that as Vegeta Boys
Deletons: Bad Men
SteelKomodo: oh god no that would be terrifying XD
Deletons: hullo
SteelKomodo: oh lawd D:
SteelKomodo: bro you okay why are you a skeleton
Deletons: i have playtested myself
Deletons: TO DEATH
Deletons rattles bones
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: ...how went it?
Deletons: it went great
---
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...someone is playing Venga Boys quite loud in the distance
SteelKomodo: loud enough for me to faintly hear
RedSpy: I read that as Vegeta Boys
Deletons: Bad Men
SteelKomodo: oh god no that would be terrifying XD
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Chatzy Madness Volume 50: King Harkinian's Hairy Legs
SteelKomodo: ...i have had a theory
SteelKomodo: this never bodes well, but here we are
SteelKomodo: you know the theory that every Link in the Legend of Zelda games is the reincarnation of the same hero?
RedSpy: mhm
SteelKomodo: This is incorrect. Every Link is the reincarnation of a pimp
RedSpy: . . . pfffffft what
RedSpy: Explain this sounds amazin
SteelKomodo: Well, consider the amount of girls he comes into contact with
SteelKomodo: a good portion of whom have shown an interest in him
SteelKomodo: Granted, one is a fish girl, one is a tree and the other is his best friend's mom (long story)
SteelKomodo: but is there any sign of him rejecting these advances?
SteelKomodo: Hell, Fi notes that he seems quite receptive to Peatrice, and despite her warning him not to tell Zelda he goes along with it
SteelKomodo: He's not trying to save Hyrule from Ganon or Vaati or whatever. His main objective, first and formost, is the hoes
SteelKomodo: I rest my case
RedSpy: Brilliance
RedSpy: He even borrows Boozer's ho train
SteelKomodo: wait, hang on, gotta elaborate a bit - Skyward Sword was the first Link, right?
RedSpy: Yush
SteelKomodo: And that link got involved with Peatrice and a lot of stuff got implied with Pipit's mom (again, long story)
SteelKomodo: so basically that Link was a pimp, and every Link since then is his reincarnation trying to top himself in the ho department
SteelKomodo: hell, the subtext of every conversation he had with a female in OoT seemed to be, as Yahtzee put it, "Fuck me"
RedSpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: The legends call him a hero because he beats the bad guy. But what they fail to mention was that this only happened because the bad guy got in the way of his pimpin'
SteelKomodo: once again, I rest my case
RedSpy: Well, he DOES have a big phallic sword
RedSpy: That he uses to solve all his problems
Erebus: Link was just a level 20 or so Bard. Especially in Oot.
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also yeah, the Master Sword isn't called that without reason
SteelKomodo: wink wink nudge nudge
SteelKomodo: of course, there were setbacks - the whole thing on Koholint Island was the dream of a giant whale, and thus makes things complicated
SteelKomodo: and imagine the squabbling the Links in Four Swords had
RedSpy: Dirkfest 2011
SteelKomodo: petty much XD
Cornwind Evil: *is not amused by the slander of the greatest video game hero ever*
TheDeleter: Incredible
RedSpy: Paul Phoenix hasn't been slandered
SteelKomodo: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Deal_With_It.jpg
Cornwind Evil: *puts Redspy in a box*
SteelKomodo: also thanks del :3
RedSpy: You cannot hold me in a box
RedSpy: You cannot stop me with a fox
RedSpy: GREEN EGGS AND EGGS
Cornwind Evil: Ah, but you see
Cornwind Evil: It was all just an elaborate scheme
Cornwind Evil: To get you sued by the estate of Theodore Giesel
RedSpy: Fuck D:
SteelKomodo: this never bodes well, but here we are
SteelKomodo: you know the theory that every Link in the Legend of Zelda games is the reincarnation of the same hero?
RedSpy: mhm
SteelKomodo: This is incorrect. Every Link is the reincarnation of a pimp
RedSpy: . . . pfffffft what
RedSpy: Explain this sounds amazin
SteelKomodo: Well, consider the amount of girls he comes into contact with
SteelKomodo: a good portion of whom have shown an interest in him
SteelKomodo: Granted, one is a fish girl, one is a tree and the other is his best friend's mom (long story)
SteelKomodo: but is there any sign of him rejecting these advances?
SteelKomodo: Hell, Fi notes that he seems quite receptive to Peatrice, and despite her warning him not to tell Zelda he goes along with it
SteelKomodo: He's not trying to save Hyrule from Ganon or Vaati or whatever. His main objective, first and formost, is the hoes
SteelKomodo: I rest my case
RedSpy: Brilliance
RedSpy: He even borrows Boozer's ho train
SteelKomodo: wait, hang on, gotta elaborate a bit - Skyward Sword was the first Link, right?
RedSpy: Yush
SteelKomodo: And that link got involved with Peatrice and a lot of stuff got implied with Pipit's mom (again, long story)
SteelKomodo: so basically that Link was a pimp, and every Link since then is his reincarnation trying to top himself in the ho department
SteelKomodo: hell, the subtext of every conversation he had with a female in OoT seemed to be, as Yahtzee put it, "Fuck me"
RedSpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: The legends call him a hero because he beats the bad guy. But what they fail to mention was that this only happened because the bad guy got in the way of his pimpin'
SteelKomodo: once again, I rest my case
RedSpy: Well, he DOES have a big phallic sword
RedSpy: That he uses to solve all his problems
Erebus: Link was just a level 20 or so Bard. Especially in Oot.
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also yeah, the Master Sword isn't called that without reason
SteelKomodo: wink wink nudge nudge
SteelKomodo: of course, there were setbacks - the whole thing on Koholint Island was the dream of a giant whale, and thus makes things complicated
SteelKomodo: and imagine the squabbling the Links in Four Swords had
RedSpy: Dirkfest 2011
SteelKomodo: petty much XD
Cornwind Evil: *is not amused by the slander of the greatest video game hero ever*
TheDeleter: Incredible
RedSpy: Paul Phoenix hasn't been slandered
SteelKomodo: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Deal_With_It.jpg
Cornwind Evil: *puts Redspy in a box*
SteelKomodo: also thanks del :3
RedSpy: You cannot hold me in a box
RedSpy: You cannot stop me with a fox
RedSpy: GREEN EGGS AND EGGS
Cornwind Evil: Ah, but you see
Cornwind Evil: It was all just an elaborate scheme
Cornwind Evil: To get you sued by the estate of Theodore Giesel
RedSpy: Fuck D:
Wednesday, April 24, 2013
Kauket's Mission
"So, uh... Kauket, is it? Yes, Kauket. Welcome. What can we do for you?"
"I'm applying for a travel grant."
"Ah! What's the story?"
"Well, I'm very interested in making a trip, but I'm no longer eligible for student assistance since I've gone twice already. I was told there's a new program that assists older and more frequent travelers."
"That's right. We recently worked out a solution that cuts fuel costs in half. We look through the applications and pair an experienced traveler with a newcomer. You will provide transportation and guidance for a young one who's never traveled to another planet."
"That sounds acceptable."
"Remember, of course, that it's not all fun and games. You can of course engage in recreational activities, but you'll be expected to provide a report about the planet and its people to help build up our knowledge of the universe."
"Absolutely, sir. Where do I sign?"
"Here, let me get the papers ready..."
"Kauket, this is Baltan. He'll be your travel partner."
"Hello there."
"Hi, Crockit!"
"...It's Kauket."
"Hey, hey... hey. Hey.
Heyyy."
"What? What is it?!"
"Does your ship have a vending machine? I get hungry on long trips."
"Um, no."
"Okay, then you gotta excuse me for a sec while I stock up! Be right back! HOHOHOHOHO"
"...
Can I-"
"No, you cannot switch partners for being annoying. Please file any serious complaints to our email address. And be patient with Baltan, he's only 47."
"Does he have to do a report, too?"
"Yes, but it's separate from yours."
"Thank freaking god."
"WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON, WE CARRY A HARPOON-"
"BALTAN SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS SHIP AROUND-"
"I'm applying for a travel grant."
"Ah! What's the story?"
"Well, I'm very interested in making a trip, but I'm no longer eligible for student assistance since I've gone twice already. I was told there's a new program that assists older and more frequent travelers."
"That's right. We recently worked out a solution that cuts fuel costs in half. We look through the applications and pair an experienced traveler with a newcomer. You will provide transportation and guidance for a young one who's never traveled to another planet."
"That sounds acceptable."
"Remember, of course, that it's not all fun and games. You can of course engage in recreational activities, but you'll be expected to provide a report about the planet and its people to help build up our knowledge of the universe."
"Absolutely, sir. Where do I sign?"
"Here, let me get the papers ready..."
-----
"Kauket, this is Baltan. He'll be your travel partner."
"Hello there."
"Hi, Crockit!"
"...It's Kauket."
"Hey, hey... hey. Hey.
Heyyy."
"What? What is it?!"
"Does your ship have a vending machine? I get hungry on long trips."
"Um, no."
"Okay, then you gotta excuse me for a sec while I stock up! Be right back! HOHOHOHOHO"
"...
Can I-"
"No, you cannot switch partners for being annoying. Please file any serious complaints to our email address. And be patient with Baltan, he's only 47."
"Does he have to do a report, too?"
"Yes, but it's separate from yours."
"Thank freaking god."
-----
"WE'RE WHALERS ON THE MOON, WE CARRY A HARPOON-"
"BALTAN SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS SHIP AROUND-"
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
Cutting Room Floor 8: Rejected Characters Depot
Everyone who's roleplayed knows it doesn't always go according to plan. You have to adapt to other people's developments, or you may have a bright idea moments before needing to use it, or a minor character winds up taking over your RP.
I've had many a brainstorm concerning new entries to the ZFRPverse, but a lot did not pan out. Here's a rundown of some of the characters that have been cast aside.
I've had many a brainstorm concerning new entries to the ZFRPverse, but a lot did not pan out. Here's a rundown of some of the characters that have been cast aside.
Monday, April 15, 2013
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