Showing posts with label Silence. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Silence. Show all posts

Thursday, April 22, 2021

The Rest Is Silence

Blade kept wishing that he would wake up and this would stop happening.

His boots echoed off the white tile as he made his way down the hospital hall. Reverberating voices around him from the staff as they milled about went into his ears and dispelled into formless muck he couldn't focus on. It was just another day for them. He approached the room he'd been told to visit, simultaneously trying to hurry and also trying to delay the inevitable, resulting in a stilted and stiff stride.

Blade stopped at the threshold, peering into the room. He saw Helios Canicco, head of the KOB Hospital, taking notes on a clipboard with a grim expression. Again, two clashing emotions filled Blade's head. He was relieved Helios had managed to appear in Las Vegas on such short notice, but he was also very concerned that he was present at all. Helios was one of the best doctors any Kobber had ever seen. The man was quite literally a miracle worker. So for his presence to be required this far from either Olympia or Agama was grim tidings indeed.

Blade put a gloved hand against the door railing to stabilize himself. He closed his eyes and took a deep, long breath. Helios looked over at him sympathetically and made a gesture with one hand. Blade's eyes cracked open and he took in Helios' hand beckoning at him. He sighed, shook his head, and stepped inside.

Together, the two of them looked at Sally Bishop.

Heavily swaddled in bandages, hooked up to a large beeping machine, and out like a light. It had been years since she had stepped in the ring, but Silence still had some fairly impressive muscles. They did her no good here, though, and the tall, strong woman had never looked smaller and more weak to her long-time friend. Her skin was pale and her chest slowly rose and fell with each slumbering breath.

Blade let out a choked noise. "G...grgh! Why... why couldn't I have been there... I should have been there."

Helios did his best to comfort Blade, placing a hand on the biker's back. When Blade flinched, Helios flinched in kind, but Blade calmed down enough to let Helios keep his hand there. "Don't blame yourself. You couldn't have known this would happen."

"...You're right. Blaming myself won't do anything." Blade fell silent for a time, his fists clenching and unclenching. "I should be blaming the rat bastard who did this to my best friend."

"I can at least tell you she's not in pain right now. I've made sure she can get all the medication she needs, and get lots of sleep. If anything else comes up, I'll let you know. A private detective has already offered to investigate the case and has hired help with boots on the ground as we speak."

"Private schmivate. They can investigate all they want, but I'm not sitting by waiting for them to figure this out." Blade gently placed his hand on top of one of Silence's hands, taking in a shuddering breath. "I'm... I'm gonna get this guy, Sally. You can... c-can count on me."

Blade removed his helmet to see Sally better, and tears dripped onto her hospital bed.

"Because we're friends." 

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 266: There's No Such Thing As Bigfoot

Bree: must resist urge to pandapost
Bree: must..... resist......!

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RubyChao: "And Kusamochi, and Kusanagi, and Kabi, and Doc, and Timmy, and-"
RubyChao: things i blocked out
RubyChao: there were like 15 kirbies
Gooper Blooper: harpy had a kirby phase and it was impressive
AsteroidDog: regret

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RubyChao: enjoy this failure of a boss
RubyChao: i give this thing a boosted tractor and it goes to waste, just like the Golden Torizo
RubyChao: i guess Torizos are just doomed to suck

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Deviant: I love how venplot is ambiguous enough that it has almost no listings whatsoever just in case it turns out not to be a plot. =u

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Deviant: Whoooop-sie~
Deviant rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Cornwind Evil: WHOOPS
Deviant rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 11
Draco: Good grief, the tractor really freakin' hates you tonight.
Deviant: That's alright. We're not fighting. I can always put it into Shenanigans, as long as you don't mind. =v
Cornwind Evil: I ROLL FOR VEN
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 1
Cornwind Evil: ....NEVER MIND
Deviant: -Rah explodes-
Cornwind Evil: MOVE ALONG
ivel: I roll for Ven?
ivel rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 19
Cornwind Evil: NOTHING TO SEE HERE

Saturday, April 30, 2016

Chatzy Madness Volume 248: We've Shipped Godzilla

Bree: M Sheep: "You were RAD AS CANADA back there!"
-M Sheep: Meiling's a big fan of northern landmasses, apparently
-Gooper Blooper: *hides letty*

Bree: when the hell did meiling say that
Bree: why the hell did meiling say that
StarlightChao: thanking papyrus after meshugah
Bree: that doesn't answer my second question
StarlightChao: i don't know
StarlightChao: you were the one who wrote it
Bree: this is what meiling does
Bree: I write her and then months and months later I'm like "what the fuck, meiling"
Bree: if that doesn't happen then I haven't written her properly I guess

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Bree: I read an article about The Rock's diet
Bree: he eats like a pound and a half of fish ​per day​
Harpy: sounds like the wicasa diet
Spy: IF YA SUHMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL​
Spy: WHAT THE ROCK
Spy: IS EATING
Bree: he eats other stuff too
Bree: his daily routine involved ​seven​ meals totaling 4,800 calories
StarlightChao: that diet
StarlightChao: it just sounds
StarlightChao: a little
StarlightChao: ...
Harpy: NO
StarlightChao: ...
Harpy: CHAO
StarlightChao: ​fishy
Bree: :IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IIIIIIIIIII
Gooper Blooper: JesterChao.txt
Harpy: i'm not inviting you to my christmas party
Spy: DANG
Spy: Its okay Chao
Spy: You can come to mine
Draco: Yeah, you can come to Spy's.
Draco: I'm not having one because I'll be too busy inventing things to feel terrible over.
StarlightChao: like the time you KILLED MY BROTHER
StarlightChao: the one who didn't exist
ivel: Chao
ivel: no
Draco: Why would I feel terrible about that? VB

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StarlightChao: >​reading through old rp
StarlightChao: >​parsee extolling gluttony's virtues to edea all the way back at the end of may
StarlightChao: forty keks

Friday, April 8, 2016

Title Reign

"Your winner, and still VEW Champion... SIIIIIIILENNNNNNNCE!"

Silence raised her arms in victory, standing over the fallen form of Regirock. It had been quite a match, but Silence had managed to come out on top once again. She soaked in the cheers and slowly made her way to the back, where Blade was waiting for her.

"Another fantastic title defense, Silence." Blade gave her a thumbs up, and she responded in kind.

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Not much later, after Silence had gotten a chance to recover and take a shower, she and Blade were walking home under the neon glow of Vegas. Silence's apartment was nothing to write home about, but it suited them well enough and there was space for both of them.

"So, Silence... Have you been putting any thought into your successor?"

Silence nodded. She had been thinking about it for a while. At some point during the "kobber season", she was most likely going to drop the belt. She'd had a fantastic run so far, having defended successfully against most of the federation plus a few special guests. From December's "Christmas Carnage" PPV to February's "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" PPV, she'd come out on top again and again. But it couldn't last forever. The hard part was picking the right man - or woman - for the job. Silence's role as the face of VEW and her many intense victories (not to mention, of course, her status as the Big Bar Brawl champion) had given the belt an incredible amount of prestige for an indy fed. Whoever took the belt had to be good, real good.

As for that Brawl... she suspected that was another title she'd be losing in the summer, as well. No champion had ever successfully defended their trophy in the Brawl. ROB, Doomrider, General Cleft, and Mac Tonight had all returned the year after their victories for another crack, and all of them had fallen - Mac by Silence's own hand. She wondered if the next champion would take her out as well.

...It was funny. Silence had worked so hard to climb the mountain, and last year she'd done it. She'd won the Brawl, launched her federation, ruled over said federation, and even finally delivered justice to the scum that had mutilated her and sent her on this path in the first place. She'd conquered her fears and achieved her greatest life goals, all in one summer... but now, she would most likely spend this next summer falling back down to earth. Every title reign eventually ended in a loss, one way or another, after all.

But that was okay. Silence didn't mind too much. Nobody could ever take away what she accomplished in 2015, even if she jobbed in every match and Fite she participated in from now until she retired from wrestling. She was content. As for retirement... Silence had been doing rough physical brawling for eight years now. Six years in VEW, a year aboard the ZFS, and then a year here in Vegas participating as both a kobber and a VEW wrestler. Silence knew all too well what happens to a wrestler who stays in the business too long. There was a time when she wouldn't have cared that much, but now that she had her sister back... and a best friend to stick with... she didn't want to ever wind up in that position. No, she would get out of the business in a couple more years, probably. Maybe do something a bit less strenuous, like work as a trainer or a coach. And she could make a mean brownie!

But as nice as that all sounded... Silence wasn't ready to retire. Not yet. She had a fire inside her, a burning determination to succeed. It was the part of her she drew on for her biggest victories. Her showdown with Cauren, when the giantess towered over her and many other people would have crumpled to the ground in despair. Her bloody Extreme Rules match with Sasha Banks, a small but wily opponent who had made Silence a bleeding wreck by the end of their fight. The showdown with The Black Mage atop Luxor, with her friends sharing her rage at a horrible human being. Every time it seemed Silence was down and out, she'd rise up one more time with that fire powering her. And the fire was still burning, even now. It had been five months since she'd last seen most of the kobbers, and she was itching to return to the battlefield, having been consistently unable to show up whenever something DID happen, like the fights that OOO guy she'd heard about kept getting into.

Someday, maybe even soon, she would lose. Her reigns would come to an end, work or shoot. And someday she would stop fighting and settle down.

But Silence was not the sort of girl to go down without a good fight.

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 220: My Curiosity Got The Better Of Me

Gooper Blooper: link
Bree: teaaaaaa
Bree: everyone's big on tea at the SDM
Bree: during the offseason sean is going to become a tea connoisseur
Bree: identify the brand and purchase date by smell alone

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Jumpropeman: la cucaracha!
Jumpropeman: la cucaracha!
Jumpropeman: something something spanish words

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M Sheep: ​That Widow Maker vs Spitfire fight was pretty cool though​
Gooper Blooper: ​Reminder that Stag Beetle and The Scorpion also wound up rolling dual 20s in their final battle
Jumpropeman: ​Sara and Sarah need a rematch so they can do the same​
M Sheep: ​TIME IS A CIRCLE​
M Sheep: ​WHAT HAS SHALL BE AGAINNNNN​
Gooper Blooper: ​they roll dual 1s instead and bounce off each other with a cartoon sound effect
Bree: ​but what cartoon sound effect, goops​
Jumpropeman: POMF
M Sheep: BONK
Gooper Blooper: probably this one
Draco: ​Sara and Sarah bounce off each other and accidentally switches bodies in a zaaaaaaaaaaaaany accident! Then they swap outfits and nobody notices.

Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 213: Big Bar Brawl 5 Edition

Del: morgan freeman why
Del: why are you in so many bad movies
BakedKomodo: his career peaked after the Dark Knight trilogy
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I think there comes a point
BakedKomodo: there was only one way to go after that
Lost Tomwhere in Time: in an old actor's life
Lost Tomwhere in Time: where you really just go
Lost Tomwhere in Time: "You know what? I'm Morgan Freeman. Fuck it."
M Sheep: okay, back
BakedKomodo: wb sheep
M Sheep: danke
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I mean, I'll be honest
Lost Tomwhere in Time: if I was Morgan Freeman
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I'd be doing this to troll the crap out of people
Lost Tomwhere in Time: It would be my singular purpose
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I'd deliberately go to the most arbitrary and ridiculous of stores, and purchase items at random
Lost Tomwhere in Time: just so people could hear me ask for these specific items
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I even have a similar plan in mind when I become an author
Fate Intruded: Is it to become Darth Vader?
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I'll have a strong and solid career of well rounded, well paced stories with solid and interesting characters
Lost Tomwhere in Time: and then
Lost Tomwhere in Time: suddenly
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I will start writing erotica
Lost Tomwhere in Time: but not just any erotica
BakedKomodo: Tom pls D:
Lost Tomwhere in Time: epic fantasy erotica
Fate Intruded: That works too. :v
M Sheep: I kind of want to see Morgan Freeman appear in a film
M Sheep: and not say anything
Lost Tomwhere in Time: six books of thoroughly well plotted, well written porn
Fate Intruded: Tom, that's an oxymoron. 8 0
M Sheep: a recurring character who shows up, but never speaks a word the whole thing
Lost Tomwhere in Time: that would be pretty brilliant, Sheep
Lost Tomwhere in Time: I'd never have thought of that
M Sheep: At most, you get a sigh like he's drawing himself up to say something
M Sheep: and then nothing
BakedKomodo: hahaha
M Sheep: so much tension in the audience, just waiting for one character to SAY SOMETHING

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Bree: so um
Bree: rolling defenses for yonaka in spehss court
Bree: the results
Bree: are hilarious
Bree: that's all I'm sayin
RubyChao: kek
BakedKomodo: kek
Gooper Blooper: Yonaka rolls a 31 for everything except when bree joke rolled for Edea and got a 1 and a tails, Yonaka splattered by chocolate from hundreds of feet away somehow
Bree: lel
The Timeline Has Been Ruined: I hope sean's roll did it
Cornwind Evil: Yonaka splattered with chocolate
Cornwind Evil: It turns out she hates chocolate
Cornwind Evil: Hence making her the most evil villain in kobber history
Gooper Blooper: my gluttons descend upon yonaka like piranha
Harpy: Cian is disappointed with Yonaka for her shit taste in everything
Harpy: "I bet you even like that chocolate-flavored stuff. :I "

Friday, July 10, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 207: Why Am I Watching A Music Video About A Pig

RubyChao: so who wants to know a fun fact about labyrinth of touhou 1
iKomodo: Me
Gooper Blooper: what did those crazy hus do this time
RubyChao: the final boss of the expansion has probably one of the best names for the final boss of a too-hard game
RubyChao: namely, the boss before him is the Serpent of Chaos
RubyChao: but the final boss is just literally named "WINNER"
RubyChao: (spoilers: he tends to do it a lot)
Gooper Blooper: WINNERWINSLOL
iKomodo: Hahaha

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Bree: despite the name, #Ruined has substantially improved my enjoyment of everything it applies to

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Draco: Since JRM is overworked, I will not participate in any Fites.
Draco challenges over 9000 people.
Jumpropeman: *cancels Brawl to write all the Draco fites*

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Jumpropeman: My greatest Brawl fear is not getting a champion to come back next year
Jumpropeman: because you could say the current champion is the strongest of the strong since the champion of last year loses next year, but right now its Mac so you can't say that BUT IT WORKED BEFORE
Draco: Mac will never lose again.

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Bree: what
Bree: blue is here
Bree: when did that happen
Blue: Now.
Bree: but it didn't even say you entered the chat
Blue: I... don't know.
Jumpropeman: she's been undercover this whole time
Blue: Aparently I'm a ninja.

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Blue: I went ice skating.
Blue: And fell on my ass.

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 204: Survivor Edition

Jumpropeman: also, I promised this picture quite a while back, but here it is
Jumpropeman: Silence hangs like a curtain:


Brinehammer: Nice
SteelKomodo: hahaha
I Lust for Robot Death: good work jrm
I Lust for Robot Death: you're doing god's work
Gooper Blooper: that's gold
Gooper Blooper: thank you

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Jumpropeman: who is Dick-King Smith, and I hope that name is not indicative of his work
Gooper Blooper: kek
SteelKomodo: lemme throw some names at you
SteelKomodo: Babe the Sheep Pig
SteelKomodo: the Fox Busters
SteelKomodo: ...also, whoops, i put the hyphen in the wrong place
Jumpropeman: yup, I know Babe alright
SteelKomodo: he wrote the book that film was based on
SteelKomodo: edited, it's meant to be Dick King-Smith
Jumpropeman: that's better. I don't think I'd want to read a book called Babe by a man named Dick-King :V
SteelKomodo: hahaha
SteelKomodo: yeah, we brits are weird
SteelKomodo: Spotted Dick, anyone?
Gooper Blooper: spotted dirk
Gooper Blooper: striped sephine
Jumpropeman: I know there's a fish named Slippery Dick that younger me and my brother chuckled at in an aquarium

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Draco: BBL. Getting a haircut.
Draco: ​Getting them ALL cut actually.

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RubyChao: ERRANDS LORD has been vanquished... ​for now
Cornwind Evil: We RPers are good for dealing with villains named Lord
Jumpropeman: except the Lord of the Dance
Jumpropeman: we never did overcome Michael Flatley
Decent for now: ​Yet​. Don't give up hope, JRM.
Gooper Blooper: IT'S NEVER TOO LATE FOR ​CRISP​ KOBBERS

Friday, May 15, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 201: He Has No Cereal

iKomodo: Pingases
RubyChao flails and dies from the vulgarity

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RubyChao: brilliant kid is back
0 Still Errors The Chatzy: WAIT WHAT
RubyChao: look on the forum
0 Still Errors The Chatzy: HOW DID I MISS THIS

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(GB is playing Pokemon TCG Online)

Gooper Blooper: I'm torn between two fairy decks
Gooper Blooper: one of them is supposed to be really good for a theme deck, but the other one has clefable
Borealis Harpy: the one with syvleon
Gooper Blooper: That's the clefable one :V
Borealis Harpy: take it
Borealis Harpy: ​GET THE CLEFABLE
Borealis Harpy: BE THE SAMMY/KEVVY

(later)

Gooper Blooper: okay so when the Sylveon deck gets rolling it's a beast
Gooper Blooper: Eevee has an ability that lets you automatically evolve it to Sylveon by giving it a Fairy Energy, and Sylveon's attack does 50 and that jumps to 100 if you use it more than once in a row
Gooper Blooper: Clefable doesn't hit very hard but can switch around pogeys to make your opponent have something useless in the active slot and can make itself invincible to Pokemon that do 30 or less a hit
Gooper Blooper: The deck's biggest problem is a bunch of weak grass Pokemon they tossed in, when I'm stuck with bellsprout and shroomish (there aren't even any breloom in this deck) I'm in trouble
Gooper Blooper: oh, and the absolutely useless Slakoth
Gooper Blooper: this has to be one of the shittiest cards I've ever seen
iKomodo: Haha
Gooper Blooper: this fuckin guy
Borealis Harpy: YAWN
Borealis Harpy: *both are asleep*
Borealis Harpy: like, why
Gooper Blooper: because he sucks
Gooper Blooper: and look at that retreat cost
RubyChao: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: I mean everything about the card makes perfect sense but
Gooper Blooper: but it sucks so bad


Friday, April 17, 2015

The City of Second Chances

-MANHATTAN, NEW YORK-
-TRIDENLAND-

"I can't believe we're shutting down Tridenland..." Sarah moped.

"Oh, don't be so melodramatic, dear!" Celestia said, waving a hand dismissively. "We just can't be in two places at once! It will still be open on a limited basis, just as more of a family fun stop than a full amusement park."

It was true - caught between either leaving the park for yet another summer or ignoring her friends at the King of Beasts, Celestia, ever the businesswoman, had decided to take a third option and make Tridenland into a franchise, with a new location opening in Las Vegas. Manhattan's Tridenland would remain open, but it was not as popular as it was in its' early years, perhaps due to the memories of Zoofights fading and becoming less fresh. Now it would be a smaller, more laid-back experience, with many of the biggest rides being either decommissioned or moved to the new location.

Competing for dollars in Las Vegas was risky, to be sure, but the possible payoff was massive. Celestia mused over this fact as she watched a team of WarMechs led by Skeiron, Mecha-Sarah, and Buzzsaw dismantle a roller coaster for parts while Isotope surveyed the scene and acted as a lookout. She laughed quietly to herself. A big risk for a big payout... that definitely sounded like Vegas, all right.

Celestia looked away from the demolition and took a look at her daughter. Sarah had always had a bit of a healthy, cheery glow about her when happy, but now she seemed to be like that all the time, even when outwardly she could be glum, or bored, or even asleep. And Celestia knew why.

When Alex had popped the question, Sarah's initial quiet response had, predictably, given way to her old giddy excitement, and she'd spent the entire next day vibrating with joy as she told and retold the events of the day before to her family and many of her friends. That initial rush had faded, but a storm of emotions continued to swarm through the little white mage long after the fact.

The wedding was planned for June, currently, and there was still much to be done, but Celestia had been happy to take care of much of the minutiae, and the family as a whole wasn't jonesing for a massive, extravagant affair with dozens of third parties to pay thousands to - especially since Celestia herself could do the catering. No, this would be a simple wedding to plan, if not still fancy in person.

After all, a wedding in the glitziest place on the planet between two people who really, really, REALLY enjoyed sweets wasn't exactly going to be a muted, quiet one.

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Chatzy Madness Volume 195: Utsuho Goes Fishing

Harpy: "The spider goat is purely a creation of science. Outwardly it’s no different from your typical goat. However, the spider goat does have spider DNA in it. That’s right the spider goat creates milk that contains golden orb spider silk.
Scientists refine the spider goat’s milk and then the extracted silk is used to make highly resistant products such as fishing line wire, body armor, surgical sutures and parachutes. It is located in Utah State University. This farm is actually part of a larger research facility at USU that focuses on animal husbandry and genetics."

Harpy: david step your game up
Sabercrow: David only spins silk when it's comedically appropriate
SteelKomodo: what
Del: hahaha
Harpy: like water to wine, david turns milk to silk
Sabercrow: He can also do the wine thing, and combined they're great at parties
Harpy: his kids complain when its obvious their cereal bowls are filled with threads

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RubyChao: the cake from mario 64 ds
RubyChao: but WITH TOUHOUS
RubyChao: (nah it's prob. not on purpose but it sure does remind me of that)
ivel: at least it's not the cake from Mario RPG
Harpy: Bundt?
ivel: mhm
Harpy: don't give me ideas to have him be a boss in RP, ivel
Harpy: he will lose
Harpy: he will lose ​horribly
ivel: please do the thing
Harpy: it's a OHKO if sarah's there
Harpy: unless the cake gets bigger somehow to make it more of a pain to actually eat it
Harpy: still a OHKO if sarah's there
Harpy: unless its
Harpy: A SPICY CAKE
iKomodo: The thing?
Harpy: he wants me to RP a goddamn cake as a villain
Harpy: :U
Gooper Blooper: eat the cake, sarah
Harpy: gooper no
iKomodo: Hahaha
Harpy: the cake is eviler and bigger than ever
Harpy: SAMMY'S TRAPPED IN THERE
Its Not Me: rip cake
Gooper Blooper: >​implying sammy won't be able to eat her way out
iKomodo: rip in peace
Harpy: "FUCK I JUST ATE AT THE CHICKEN WING PLACE NOW YOU GOTTA DO THIS YOU FUCKIN SUCK"
Harpy: Bundt will prolly be a BBP thing, since he wouldn't really fit in any of my other plots :U
Harpy: well.. it
iKomodo: Koopa puts up an advertisement. "Eat at Scoopa Koopa's... then try dessert at the Bonus Boss Pavilion with a free voucher! And by 'free', I mean with anything over $15."
RubyChao: CASSANDRA SUMMONS BUNDT TO TRY AND DEFEAT GLUTTONY WITH A CAKE SO BIG
RubyChao: EVEN HE CAN'T EAT IT
Harpy: Gluttony easily wins
Harpy: you can't stop him from eating giant cakes no matter how big it may be

Friday, February 6, 2015

Character Musings: The Sound of Silence


My thought process for making new characters is a bit different depending on whether I'm adapting a character from another medium into RP or if I'm making an original character. If it's the former, I start with the character and consider what I could mold them into and what they would do. If it's the latter, I start with a concept I want to roleplay, and then build a character that lets me try that concept.

Silence accomplishes two things. Firstly, I wanted a character that fought with sheer brute force instead of fancy weapons (Widow Maker, Kauket, Dr. Bulgrave) or magic (the sarahkin). Additionally, I wanted to try writing a major character that couldn't speak. Silence was just what I wanted - there's nobody else like her on my roster.

Silence was, as I've mentioned before, inspired by a couple of real-life wrestlers I've seen here and there on YouTube and whatnot, those being Kane and Jessicka Havok. I bring it up again because of a little cutting room floor: Silence's initial design had a lot more black clothing and she wore a gas mask instead of a leather mask. This, however, made her look way too much like Havok so I swung the pendulum more towards Kane. The red mechanical eye is my attempt at giving Silence something neither of her inspirations possessed.

Normally in the world of wrassling, people like Silence are the bad guys. After all, if you took Silence and placed her amongst the "Divas" of WWE, she would be by far the tallest, heaviest, and strongest. She's more than twice the size of the most successful girl on their roster, AJ Lee. When you have such enormous statistical advantages over your opponents, of course you'd be the villain. You're the odds that have to be overcome. But that's where the magic of ZFRP comes in. Silence is an ordinary human with absolutely no special powers. For all her height and muscle, her opponents are monsters and aliens with guns and magic. In a lot of fights, she's actually the underdog, and it's suddenly easy to make her sympathetic and someone to root for.

Silence was originally supposed to be more rough around the edges, as befitting her appearance, but she revealed herself to be a big softie pretty quick. She makes friends surprisingly easily for someone who can't properly communicate with them. Although she is rather rough-and-tumble, there are plenty of people in ZFRP who love a good fight, so that's not a huge barrier either.

I wanna mention Blade here, too. There are a lot of things in ZFRP I don't see coming, and when I came up with the idea of Blade returning as a regular to be Silence's manager, I was surprised at myself for digging him back up from his relatively minor role in Season 2. Blade helps Silence communicate, which I felt was important. I didn't want a cop-out on the "silent character" idea, so I had even gone so far as to make Silence illiterate so she couldn't just write her thoughts, but she still needed some way to help get people's attention and announce her intentions, and it made sense for a wrestler to have a manager anyway. So instead of a new character, out comes Blade. I think the idea of Silence being "normal" made him a great fit - the Storm Bikers' plot in Season 2 was all about the concept of "normal" and how the kobbers could so easily disrupt the lives of normal thugs.

Silence hasn't yet had too much of a chance to really develop in RP, as she took a sort of hired-gun role in Season 4 - instead of having stories happen to her, she simply joined in on plots whenever I felt like using her. She's on tap to get some development this year, though, mostly in the form of people finally uncovering her past. It's taken me a long time to iron out the kinks, and I still don't have everything, but I finally have some form of backstory for her planned that I think is acceptable, unlike last year where I didn't know what my own character's deal was. All you Silenceamaniacs out there can find out for yourself this summer.

Monday, September 15, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 149: Smokey the Bear's Dark and Tragic Backstory

Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: Hooked on a feeling...
Cornwind Evil: I'm high on believing...
Harpy: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DO BAD THINGS IN RP THIS NEXT WEEK I'MMA FIX IT. I'MMA FIX IT HARD. AND THEN MAYBE PUNCH ALL THE HARUSPICES WITH MY FIVE ARMS
Harpy: i was asurawoman but then someone lopped off my 6th arm
Cornwind Evil: What if I'm expanding on bad things already done
Harpy: i'mma still fix it
Harpy: and i'm still gonna punch all the haruspices
Titty: Harps no that's Zoe

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Harpy: guys, this is important
Harpy: smooch or no smooch
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!!!!!
Harpy: JRM panicking, it was never meant to go this far
Harpy: BUT HERE WE ARE
Bree: SMOOCH
Jumpropeman: !?!?!
Bree: SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH
Harpy: bree, as the resident voice of reason- oh there it goes
Harpy: QUEEN BREE HAS SPOKEN

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Titty: Yesss Everett is happy!
Bree: what? Everett is happy?
Bree: get out of here you fucking impostor
Bree punts Everett out of spacebar
Jumpropeman: don't worry
Jumpropeman: ive got it down to a science
Jumpropeman: a cornwind character will soon set him back
Jumpropeman: and it will all begin again~

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 144: My Hatpeaches

iKomodo: Ooh, spah is on the forums
iKomodo: SPY ROUND HERE
Demoleter joined the chat
Demoleter: YER A BUTT-POKIN SNAKE AND BY GOD YOU'LL DIE LIKE ONE
iKomodo: Del pls D:

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RubyChao: i was frozen while being hit with repeated concussive force
RubyChao: it was fun
Demoleter: that doesn't sound too fun
RubyChao: it's just another way of saying i was at the beach :V

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M Sheep looks at new posts in fite topic
M Sheep sees Spy has entered Oceanus into a fite and not specified whether its lethal or not

M Sheep: So Oceanus is going to get back just in time to die again.
M Sheep weeps
.: Eh, death is a daily part of the ro-bro's life cycle
.: Wake up, brush your teeth, show off for Gloria, get ripped in half by a godbeast, go back to Celestia's
.: So long as Ricard doesn't eat Osh's brain he'll be okay

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Vengeance of the Psychic Wars: Mmmf those rockin' bagpipes. <3 ... Good god that sounds lewd. D: I retract my statement.

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Steam Challenge #1: oh no
Steam Challenge #1: blood bowl chaos edition is £5
Steam Challenge #1: JUST AS I SET OUT ON MY QUEST
Steam Challenge #1: TO COMPLETE MY STEAM GAMES
SteelKomodo: del pls D:
Steam Challenge #1: I'M TEMPTED TO BUY MORE
SteelKomodo: DON'T MAKE THE STEAM TRAIN ANY LONGER
Bree: lel do it
Bree: I'll be the shoulder devil to SK's shoulder angel
Bree: do it :U
SteelKomodo: WE CANNA TAAK ANY MORE COACHES

Thursday, July 24, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 143: Mikey Barfs Up A Balloonicorn

Cornwind Evil: You know, I just realized just what happened in the Sleepy Hollow story
Cornwind Evil: There was no Headless Horseman
Cornwind Evil: Ichabod was scared off by the guy he was competing with for the hand of a girl
Draco: !!!!!
Draco: The Headless Horseman industry is ruined! D:

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RubyChao: my ecology final is today so i'm going to channel my inner ariel
LazyBree gives Melody

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RubyChao:  welcome to hell

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Dacro joined the chat
SteelKomodo: ey harps
SteelKomodo: i mean draco
SteelKomodo: damn it why do you have to use Harpy's old text colour D:
Dacro: Because I am mobile.
SteelKomodo: oh ok
Dacro: I understand the confusion though. Harpy is almost as pretty as I am

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RubyChao: i feel i succeeded on my ecology final
RubyChao: got in touch with my inner ariel
RubyChao: now i just need to find my inner josephine
RubyChao ponders how to improve the look of his booty

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iKomodo: WELP
Jumpropeman: they are going all out
Gooper Blooper: And the game still isn't even out yet
Jumpropeman: I can't wait to buy all his playsets and toys!
iKomodo: They are pushing Beck like... Who is the WWE pushing right now?
fd: John Cena
fd: Then, now, forever
RubyChao: Beck Cena
RubyChao: SK's beck vote was more spot on than expected
iKomodo: Also they want full English voice acting
Jumpropeman: I'm hoping for some Mega Man 8 quality voice acting
Gooper Blooper: yu mus wecova all da enewgy immediatwy, m-megaman
iKomodo: If that happens, JRM, I will personally hold you responsible
Jumpropeman: the 15 dollars i contributed would probably match the voice acting budget for Mega Man 8 at least

Friday, July 18, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 142: Just In Time For Death

Jensoy joined the chat
Jensoy: Hello yu dufes
Jensoy: Wass happenin
RubyChao: nothin' much
RubyChao: you?
Keeby: lel
Jensoy: Everfins great
Jensoy: M a bit drunk lel
iKomodo: Eyo jonesy
Jensoy: Eyyyyyy
Jensoy: Eeeeeyyyyyyyyyy
RubyChao: eyyyyyyy
RubyChao changed name to RubyFonz
Keeby: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
iKomodo: Lolz

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iKomodo: Lisa is gonna get a trophy
iKomodo: at some point :U
RubyFonz: lisa eats the trophy
RubyFonz: that way whenever people ask about it
RubyFonz: she just reaches inside and pulls it out
Jensoy: hahahaha

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Keeby: if you get an extra clefairy plz get me one
Keeby: that was like
Keeby: my favorite pokemon card
Gooper Blooper: I love that card too, it looks great
Gooper Blooper: I even made this unused avatar of it
Keeby: brb using it
Keeby: can't say its unused now :U
iKomodo: Lel
Gooper Blooper: how did I know that would happen
Keeby: because motherfucking sammy clefairy

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Gooper Blooper: I really like how my MSPaint of Priscilla came out btw, happy with that one
Bree: yeah, your art of Priscilla was amazing
Bree: all them details, holy butts
Bree: and it was a drawing of her with Kermit
Bree: I might've emitted a fangirl squeal so high that only dogs could hear it
Bree: when I saw the picture
Gooper Blooper: did you notice I intentionally mimicked the mystery box video
iKomodo: I did
iKomodo: that was cool
Gooper Blooper: "I tell you what I'll do"
Gooper Blooper: "If YOU guess what is in the box, you get a mens' swimsuit calendar."
Gooper Blooper: "IT'S A TOILET! IT'S A HORSE! IT'S A JACKHAMMER!"
iKomodo: XD

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Gooper Blooper: HowChaoWishesBrawlEnded.​avi
RubyFonz: pretty much

Monday, July 14, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 141: Big Bar Brawl 4 Edition

Draco: Dudemanguy combines the strength, speed, and agility of a dude, a man, and a guy!
RubyChao: THE STRENGTH OF A DUDE
RubyChao: THE SPEED OF A MAN
RubyChao: THE INTELLIGENCE OF A GUY

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iDel joined the chat
iDel: I declare today to be Butts day
iDel: increase the amount of butts and butt gags in RP by 200% k thanx

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RubyChao: >​pasta says "to be continued"
RubyChao: >​last actually updated in october 2013
RubyChao: rip in peace

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RubyChao: "Each person who could would control fusion energy differently. What would you do with it if you could steal it away? The ultimate vehicle? The ultimate weapon? Or, maybe, the ultimate magic? Well, I want to revive the Blazing Hell. I'll melt the Earth away!"
RubyChao: utsuho please
RubyChao: (to be fair that's a quote from when she was a villain)
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: pitbros talking about girlfriends
RubyChao: "Mine once turned into a giant!" "Mine tried to destroy the world." "...I think you can keep her."
SteelKomodo: XD

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Gooper Blooper: "I'm going into a fight to the death against fucking everything."
Gooper Blooper: bbb.txt

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RubyChao: chrome recognizes "donuts" and "doughnut" but not "donut"
RubyChao: ok then

Monday, May 5, 2014

Chatzy Madness Volume 127: Goopsexual

Jumpropelady: time to make a new squidward creepypasta

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RubyChao: "You as a kid… You got a Sony PlayStation console and my game. You played lots of games but mostly mine… In my mind, you were a friend to me. I dreamed on going to the real world, being your friend and going to the park, playing baseball and even playing PlayStation. I looked up to you as a role model.".
I was confused at what he was trying to get across to me. I don't know what it is he is trying to tell.
"However, you stopped playing me once you got your stupid PlayStation 3. You could've got a PSP. I was on that system. You chose a £400 console just to play those gay "FPS" crap. I felt lonely. I felt betrayed. I cried for two years. TWO YEARS YOU ASS HOLE!!! I went insane. I got in the idea zone of killing everyone I knew…".

RubyChao: However, nobody will play the disc I'm stuck on. Everyone is now playing FPS games and not enough of the classics. And there is a lesson behind this everyone…
RubyChao: Never forget an old game. Always play it every so often. Old games are fun and more enjoyable then FPS games. FPS games won't save you with guns, old games can destroy you however, easily.
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: uh
Harpy: but what if its an old fps
Delhammer 40,000: then doom will reck you
Harpy: qq

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Delhammer 40,000: i won my battlecon game
Harpy: GRATS YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER
Delhammer 40,000: turns out alexian wrecks people
SteelKomodo: wooooot
Saberwulf: woooo
Delhammer 40,000: hail the kiiiing
Harpy: alexian
Harpy: WHERE'S SARAHIAN
Delhammer 40,000: no sarahian
Delhammer 40,000: alexian confirmed loneliest half-giant king
Saberwulf: pff

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Harpy: Sol's the type of writer who would probably write Pitsuho fanfiction