Honster Munter: holy fuck
RubyChao: goodbye snorlax
Honster Munter: he ded
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Jumpropeman: "Search for beautiful wife of developer" it also struck me as odd when a headline brings in words like "beautiful"
Jumpropeman: "maybe if we call her beautiful she'll show up"
Gooper Blooper: that's all she wanted
B.C.: Works for ivel
Draco: Yeah, Ivel says he's looking for his beautiful wife and people know exactly who he's talking about.
Gooper Blooper: :3
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Jumpropeman: >Bratz Forever Diamondz is on Console Classix
Jumpropeman: *vibrates intensely*
Gooper Blooper: IT'S TIME
Jumpropeman: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vRumWIQVF_c/hqdefault.jpg
Gooper Blooper: Angry Sun in a rare moment of happiness
Gooper Blooper: judging by the things JRM has been digging up I think he's down the ConsoleClassix rabbit hole
RubyChao: he's lost to us now.
Gooper Blooper: who knows which of these ridiculous gamelike objects he's shown us tonight will be his 52nd review
Jumpropeman: I'm trying to find at least one game per system for the ones I now have access to so I can get a good feel for the various emulators and make a proper site review
Jumpropeman: I might put off things like Bratz and Mario's Early Years until after that though :
Jumpropeman: those things must be enjoyed slowly and carefully
Jumpropeman: like a filet mignon
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PhoneDel: Current mood - the two team skull members squatting on royal avenue
SteelKomodo: current mood - slow down any can can ytpmv to 0.75
Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Valentine's Day. Show all posts
Monday, April 2, 2018
Wednesday, February 25, 2015
Chatzy Madness Volume 184: Tender Vengeance
Cornwind Evil: "All the most iconic covers are full of weird unexplained
shit. Who's the terrified guy Spider-Man is carrying? Why is Superman
destroying a car and terrifying everyone? If laser beams and rocket
launcher haven't done the trick why does Iceman think that snowballs
will - and where the hell is Beast swinging from?"
Cornwind Evil: "I googled "comic book cover backstory", and didn't get anything useful except for this picture"
SteelKomodo: batman
SteelKomodo: batman why did you drop that acid
SteelKomodo: batman take off the hat and stop talking to those flowers
SteelKomodo: BATMAN D:
Cornwind Evil: ........I guess Afterlife With Archie was decades in the making
Cornwind Evil: Del actually posted some of these panels earlier
Cornwind Evil: Now I'm posting others
SteelKomodo: BETTY NO D:
SteelKomodo: man, Riverdale is just full of backstabbing, treachery and vore
Cornwind Evil: His father may not yell at him, but The Spectre will make sure he faces retribution for his terrible grades.
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
RubyChao: link 1
RubyChao: link 2
SteelKomodo: "you're a weenie"
SteelKomodo: really, may? that the best you could come up with?
Cornwind Evil: Ah, Fletcher Hanks....boy do you deserve the legacy you got
Cornwind Evil: I was wrong Chao
Cornwind Evil: This is the actual story of Stardust
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/moKcM41.jpg
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/zyeS9Mz.jpg
SteelKomodo: wtf is going on with Stardust's torso there
SteelKomodo: Adventures of GOD-MAN
SteelKomodo: this is what this basically is
SteelKomodo: Stardust just quirks an eyebrow and bam, problem solved
Cornwind Evil: Stardust was done entirely by one man: written, drawn, etc
Cornwind Evil: It was comics' earliest days and there was no rules
SteelKomodo: i can tell :U
Cornwind Evil: I have to wonder...does this count as an UNUSUAL day for Thor?
SteelKomodo: I know I should say something about Thor's attitude here
SteelKomodo: but I keep being distracted by that incredibly blatant crotch-shot of Susan
SteelKomodo: seriously, was that really necessary?
Cornwind Evil: I imagine this is what it would be like if Wulf and Sheep wrote a comic together
SteelKomodo: hahahahaha
Cornwind Evil: "I googled "comic book cover backstory", and didn't get anything useful except for this picture"
SteelKomodo: batman
SteelKomodo: batman why did you drop that acid
SteelKomodo: batman take off the hat and stop talking to those flowers
SteelKomodo: BATMAN D:
Cornwind Evil: ........I guess Afterlife With Archie was decades in the making
Cornwind Evil: Del actually posted some of these panels earlier
Cornwind Evil: Now I'm posting others
SteelKomodo: BETTY NO D:
SteelKomodo: man, Riverdale is just full of backstabbing, treachery and vore
Cornwind Evil: His father may not yell at him, but The Spectre will make sure he faces retribution for his terrible grades.
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
RubyChao: link 1
RubyChao: link 2
SteelKomodo: "you're a weenie"
SteelKomodo: really, may? that the best you could come up with?
Cornwind Evil: Ah, Fletcher Hanks....boy do you deserve the legacy you got
Cornwind Evil: I was wrong Chao
Cornwind Evil: This is the actual story of Stardust
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/moKcM41.jpg
Cornwind Evil: http://i.imgur.com/zyeS9Mz.jpg
SteelKomodo: wtf is going on with Stardust's torso there
SteelKomodo: Adventures of GOD-MAN
SteelKomodo: this is what this basically is
SteelKomodo: Stardust just quirks an eyebrow and bam, problem solved
Cornwind Evil: Stardust was done entirely by one man: written, drawn, etc
Cornwind Evil: It was comics' earliest days and there was no rules
SteelKomodo: i can tell :U
Cornwind Evil: I have to wonder...does this count as an UNUSUAL day for Thor?
SteelKomodo: I know I should say something about Thor's attitude here
SteelKomodo: but I keep being distracted by that incredibly blatant crotch-shot of Susan
SteelKomodo: seriously, was that really necessary?
Cornwind Evil: I imagine this is what it would be like if Wulf and Sheep wrote a comic together
SteelKomodo: hahahahaha
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Valentine's Day
Different people celebrate in different ways. Even if they live in the same town, or even if they're family.
Two sisters were going about their February 14ths in just such separate ways...
"Will you marry me?"
The question hung in the air in the Triden kitchen for a few seconds as Sarah's brain overloaded. It was like her life flashing before her eyes, except instead of her whole life it was just the last four years.
Arriving in Manhattan. Peeking at Alex shyly from afar as he did janitor work in the Zoofights arena. Their first awkward meeting. Sarah struggling to work up courage, playing the lute on a rooftop.
Then... the second meeting. Alex had brought flowers. He'd felt the same way.
So many memories, good and bad. Watching movies together. Conquering the Sweet Behemoth and the Black Legend. Enduring the Servitor. Saving Alex's heroic, knightly half when it became separated from his soft-spoken janitor half. Alex rescuing Sarah from Marilith. Sarah rescuing Alex from Atma Weapon. The fight against Dr. Vile-y. Founding a theme park. Visiting Steamcrab Springs, where they had massive ice cream cones and floated on a lazy river. Sarah becoming a janitor to help Alex with work. Alex learning white magic and transitioning from knight to a sort of paladin. Taking down Regal. Alex learning Ultima and Sarah learning Judgement Bolt.
The notes. They had written love notes to each other, both sides still shy about their status until they finally got it down on paper. And, of course, they still had them. Sarah no longer read hers every night - she didn't need that kind of reassurance these days - but she did make sure to look at it every now and again, especially on their anniversary.
It had been a long time. In a way, they'd settled down, though the call to adventure still tugged at Sarah often, and Alex, though usually staying away, had popped up at the King of Beasts again last year for a few battles. And now this...
Less than five seconds had passed, but for Sarah and Alex it had felt like more. All of her memories rushed back at once. Sarah was, for the briefest of moments, overwhelmed.
But she found her voice. The little white mage did not squeal or scream or jump for joy. Instead, with trembling hands, she took the ring and stared deep into its opal depths. Then, that done, she gently placed it aside so she could hold Alex's hands.
"...Yes." she said, a whisper. Then she gripped tighter, pulling Alex into a soft, cuddly hug.
"Yes, Alex."
But while that was happening, one of Sarah's sisters was celebrating in a different way. Though, perhaps, maybe not quite so different?
"Oof."
Josephine leaned back against her pillow and sighed in content. "Whew. Almost didn't think I could polish that thing off, but there's no stopping the sephine!"
A few moments passed as a very full Josephine mused on her next move. She opted to pick up the empty box of chocolates, then called out.
"Oh, Dirrrrrrrkyyyyyyy~~~"
When he'd show up, he'd find Jo waving around the empty box with a look in her eyes that could only mean one thing.
And, incidentally, somewhere else a certain succubus put her own twist on the idea.
The only things Morgan knew about Lily's grand plans were that they involved two heart-shaped cakes and a tub of pink icing. Beyond that, she could only speculate. But succubi did so enjoy speculating, so Morgan let Lily go on her merry way and returned to her perusal of Las Vegas travel guides with a knowing smile on her face.
Two sisters were going about their February 14ths in just such separate ways...
-----
"Will you marry me?"
The question hung in the air in the Triden kitchen for a few seconds as Sarah's brain overloaded. It was like her life flashing before her eyes, except instead of her whole life it was just the last four years.
Arriving in Manhattan. Peeking at Alex shyly from afar as he did janitor work in the Zoofights arena. Their first awkward meeting. Sarah struggling to work up courage, playing the lute on a rooftop.
Then... the second meeting. Alex had brought flowers. He'd felt the same way.
So many memories, good and bad. Watching movies together. Conquering the Sweet Behemoth and the Black Legend. Enduring the Servitor. Saving Alex's heroic, knightly half when it became separated from his soft-spoken janitor half. Alex rescuing Sarah from Marilith. Sarah rescuing Alex from Atma Weapon. The fight against Dr. Vile-y. Founding a theme park. Visiting Steamcrab Springs, where they had massive ice cream cones and floated on a lazy river. Sarah becoming a janitor to help Alex with work. Alex learning white magic and transitioning from knight to a sort of paladin. Taking down Regal. Alex learning Ultima and Sarah learning Judgement Bolt.
The notes. They had written love notes to each other, both sides still shy about their status until they finally got it down on paper. And, of course, they still had them. Sarah no longer read hers every night - she didn't need that kind of reassurance these days - but she did make sure to look at it every now and again, especially on their anniversary.
It had been a long time. In a way, they'd settled down, though the call to adventure still tugged at Sarah often, and Alex, though usually staying away, had popped up at the King of Beasts again last year for a few battles. And now this...
Less than five seconds had passed, but for Sarah and Alex it had felt like more. All of her memories rushed back at once. Sarah was, for the briefest of moments, overwhelmed.
But she found her voice. The little white mage did not squeal or scream or jump for joy. Instead, with trembling hands, she took the ring and stared deep into its opal depths. Then, that done, she gently placed it aside so she could hold Alex's hands.
"...Yes." she said, a whisper. Then she gripped tighter, pulling Alex into a soft, cuddly hug.
"Yes, Alex."
-----
But while that was happening, one of Sarah's sisters was celebrating in a different way. Though, perhaps, maybe not quite so different?
"Oof."
Josephine leaned back against her pillow and sighed in content. "Whew. Almost didn't think I could polish that thing off, but there's no stopping the sephine!"
A few moments passed as a very full Josephine mused on her next move. She opted to pick up the empty box of chocolates, then called out.
"Oh, Dirrrrrrrkyyyyyyy~~~"
When he'd show up, he'd find Jo waving around the empty box with a look in her eyes that could only mean one thing.
-----
And, incidentally, somewhere else a certain succubus put her own twist on the idea.
The only things Morgan knew about Lily's grand plans were that they involved two heart-shaped cakes and a tub of pink icing. Beyond that, she could only speculate. But succubi did so enjoy speculating, so Morgan let Lily go on her merry way and returned to her perusal of Las Vegas travel guides with a knowing smile on her face.
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