RedSpy: YES YES YES
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Jumpropeman: don't let Champion eat the cake
Jumpropeman: its chocolate
Jumpropeman: he'll die
SteelKomodo: hush JRM
Cornwind Evil: Just give him some of the non chocolate part
SteelKomodo: this is RP
SteelKomodo: dogs cannot die in RP
Jumpropeman: turns out Champion is an augment
Jumpropeman: with his augmented power being that he can eat chocolate
Harpy: hi
Gooper Blooper: NAME: Diggety Dogge
CODENAME: Champion
ABILITY: Can eat chocolate without becoming sick
Southeast Arm of Compass
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RubyChao: hi harpy
RubyChao: and others
Gooper Blooper: AND THE REST
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The Deleter: is david a giant snake now
The Deleter: because that's rad
Saberwulf: Yes
Saberwulf: Also a tree at the same time
SteelKomodo: treesnake
The Deleter: that's elementary for David at this point
The Deleter: basic shit right here, get schooled son
Harpy: David lives on
Harpy: every September 19th, we celebrate the day of the world tree and then go host a giant rave party
Saberwulf: I literally came up with it in the dumbest way. "World tree, huh? Well how about WORLD SNAKE! Jormungandr up in here aw yiss Goops let's space chat"
Saberwulf: and then Goops made the pic and snakevid
RubyChao: XD
Saberwulf: tada
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Cornwind Evil: So I finally figured out my thing. I am always shooting for a Water 7/Enies Gate, but it ends up slopping over to a Rescue from Hecuo Monde/Fake Kankara Town because of stuff and things.
Saberwulf: That makes no sense to me but I somehow understand it
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RubyChao: stanley has unleashed something
RedSpy: Did he unleash his twerk?
SteelKomodo: spy go and sit in the corner
Gooper Blooper: Widow Maker's response to Grave's video hijack was originally going to be a twerk but I changed it to turbo mooning
RedSpy: Pfffft
RedSpy: . . . Oh god Widow Twerking
RedSpy: I can't even imagine that
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Gooper Blooper: Look at what's happened to the Sarahkin
Gooper Blooper: There is a LOT of death and sadness in their backstory
RubyChao: Especially Ariel
Cornwind Evil: With Ariel, there's sure a lot of death!
Cornwind Evil: MOST OF IT HERS
Cornwind Evil: HIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Gooper Blooper: I shall now go into detail about THE FORMING OF THE SARAHPARENTS
Gooper Blooper: The first ideas I had for Sarah's family after deciding not to use Minwu as the father were in a post I made in year 1 where someone - pretty certain it was Alex - flips through Sarah's photo album. The album contained photos of a male white mage and female black mage, and it's mentioned that "halfway through the album, the black mage stops appearing."
Gooper Blooper: The original plan was for CELESTIA to be the deceased one, and the father to still be alive.
Gooper Blooper: One day I idly doodled a female black mage character, not having any plans for what precisely she would be
Gooper Blooper: I then decided to make her the mother and to have the mother still be alive
Gooper Blooper: Now I had to explain why she vanished from the photos. I added the piloted Leader mecha to the WarMech fleet and explained it that way
Gooper Blooper: At this point I had no idea what I wanted to do with the father, so I simply didn't mention him and he never came up the first year
Gooper Blooper: In Year 2 I worked out what I wanted to do with him and began dropping hints, and it was revealed after Dirk confessed his love for Celestia
Gooper Blooper: And that is where those two characters came from
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Harpy: One of these days, I'm gonna get a hydra in my party
Harpy: I will force Tiamat to work with Sarah and Celestia
Gooper Blooper: why can't we be friends
Gooper Blooper: *music*
Gooper Blooper: *gaben*
Cornwind Evil: Because you enslaved her and murdered her husband in cold plot
Cornwind Evil: *blood
Gooper Blooper: silly tiamat, I can't take you anywhere
Gooper Blooper: That typo actually works because it was a plot death
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Harpy: aren't you supposed to head out or are you putting this down in chatzy madness somewhere
Harpy: i'm not being taped am I
Gooper Blooper: I was just hanging around for a sec to answer your question
Gooper Blooper: smile, you're on chatzy madness
RubyChao hides the recorders
Harpy: AAAH
Harpy: ...RUBY HOW COULD YOU
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RedSpy: Why do I have so many socks
RedSpy: Jesus christ there's like fuckin' 40 of 'em
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RedSpy: We should committee-design an alien race via chatzy
The Deleter: fuck yes we should
The Deleter: you guys spitball some ideas
The Deleter: just aesthetic stuff like "angry cow people" or whatever
RedSpy: Alrighty, aesthetic ideas . . .
Jumpropeman: gotta have duck bills
SteelKomodo: I was thinking xenophobic religious zealot squids
RedSpy: Xenophobic squid zealots, duck bills, hmmm . . .
RedSpy: OF COUSE
RedSpy: THE QUACKEN
SteelKomodo: XD
Jumpropeman: thats fantastic
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Gooper Blooper: And now, an accurate simulation of ZFRP Samus in combat
RubyChao: It's not accurate, there's no part in the first 10 seconds where her suit breaks off
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: The suit broke off before the video even began
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Jumpropeman: so, ya'll know I'm not really a fan of VGCW, but I gave it a second chance, and I've decided that I at least like the royal rumbles
Gooper Blooper: =D
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Gooper Blooper: I paid my grandfather a visit
Gooper Blooper: poor old doof is totally befuddled by all this marvelous magic technology he sees on TV
The Spy With No Ears: pfffft
The Spy With No Ears: Don't let him meet Wes Weasley
Harpy: have him play Final Fantasy
Gooper Blooper: "It's this little screen and they put their finger on it and move their finger and the picture moves!"
Harpy: "BAI GAWD"
Gooper Blooper: "That's called a smartphone"
Gooper Blooper: And we discussed how a Wal-Mart may come to our area in a couple years
Gooper Blooper: "Now, I'm gonna ask you a question, Does Wal-Mart, do they sell those... it's this round thing, you put on the..." *makes swirly motion with finger* "It plays music."
Gooper Blooper: "...A record? That you play on a phonograph?"
Gooper Blooper: "Yeah!" "No."
Harpy: oh god
Harpy: he's living too far back
Gooper Blooper: "You'd have to go to an antique store." "Oh, they'd probably charge a lot." "They would, because it's an antique."
Gooper Blooper: After I came home I told my mom and she just about died laughing
Harpy: wow
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Gooper Blooper: I was reverse image searching some character pictures and I found Happy Raw
Draco: D8
RubyChao: happy raw looks scarier than normal raw
Draco: BURN HER
Jumpropeman: impossibru!
Jumpropeman: she can never smile!
Jumpropeman: Raw! (never smiles)
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Jumpropeman: all the hats in tf2
Jumpropeman: on one spy's head
Gooper Blooper: oh god
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The Deleter: i am back but you did not know i was gone
Gooper Blooper: Schrodinger's Del
RubyChao: how could you just ditch us without a word ;-;
The Deleter: BECAUSE
The Deleter: I'M A EEEEVIL KOOPA WIZARD
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Harpy: ...I just imagined Carla trying to swear
Gooper Blooper: Angry Carla says things like "OH FIDDLESTICKS"
Harpy: "Go...go away, you big, fat...um...um....fuck!" *Hubert dies laughing because she says it in the cutiest voice*
The Great Gonzales: . . . D'awwwwwwwww
Gooper Blooper: Carla sounds like Bubbles
Harpy: she IS bubbles :U
Harpy: Dr. Light added the CHEMICAL X
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Gooper Blooper: Pretty neat old samus bio thing
The Great Gonzales: Wow she's jacked
Gooper Blooper: THESE HUGE MASTODONS
Harpy: Okay Samus should just fuck the suit and go punch some guys, because she's packin
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Harpy: Oh shit, I forgot that Gemini has tickets
RubyChao: yeah, to comet surfing iirc
Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between make it a date and no. Chatzy chose: no
Harpy: HMMM
Jumpropeman: aww, no love for Gemini
Harpy: who would he even go with is the question :U
Harpy: Aquarius
Jumpropeman: Ariel :V
Jumpropeman: pair off all the sarahkin!
Harpy: Ariel has no interest in men :U
RubyChao: no love for gloria
Jumpropeman: Dating Gloria would just involve a lot of quiet trips to the library
SteelKomodo: pfffft
Harpy: I think Goops's paiting sensors are going off
Harpy: *pairing
Harpy: gloria isn't a painter :I
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
RubyChao: if she was, then we could pair her with mikey!
RubyChao: good timing
Harpy: the pairing sensors went off, oh god
Jumpropeman: all the single ladies! all the single ladies
Jumpropeman: not very many single ladies!
Gooper Blooper: DID SOMEONE SAY SARAHKIN PAIRINGS
Gooper Blooper: PAIRAKIN
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Gooper Blooper: MAKE A MYSPACE I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMMIT
SteelKomodo: XD
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The Great Gonzales: Gonna work up a poot
Jumpropeman: eat some beans
Gooper Blooper: oh god
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M Sheep: posted
M Sheep: Not much
M Sheep jazz hands
M Sheep keeps jazz handing awkwardly
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Gooper Blooper: Seeing Chao make friends with so many people here
Gooper Blooper: I'm so proud
A Slowly Spiralling Black Hole: Chao has learned the magic of friendship on his Pokemon adventure
Gooper Blooper: It's all just because I wanted more bodies for BBB3
Saberwulf: GOOPS VERY PROUD OF INTERNET SON. INTERNET SON MAKE FRIEND LIKE BULL
RubyChao: and then i stole your victory
RubyChao: mwahahaha
Gooper Blooper: You actually stole Hypotenuse's victory
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Jumpropeman: "You are doing research with people that are homeless" I GOT THIS QUESTION, MATH HOMEWORK
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Gooper Blooper: delicious hostess snacks
Ypsder: They forgot the best
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Gooper Blooper: Garland's still butthurt over that Princess Sarah thing
Harpy: I read that as "Princess Princess"
Harpy: because of the name meaning for Sarah
Harpy: REDUNDANCYYY
Gooper Blooper: It explains the genius naming for FF1
Ypsder: Princess Princess Princess
Gooper Blooper: "THIS GUY IS A LICH SO HIS NAME IS LICH OKAY"
Harpy: White Mage Princess
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Ypsder: Wulf is worst Santa
Ypsder: David, on the other hand, bursts into your room at 12:01 AM in a portal of omnus, eats all the cookies, does all the coke, and passes out on your nightstand
Ypsder: He somehow does this in every house and yet still gets Christmas done in time
Gooper Blooper: He then steals all your stuff but leaves you ten million dollars to buy new stuff
RubyChao: also can i just say i love the comparision between old jaxx and new jaxx on wulf's blog
RubyChao: there's all that description of old jaxx and then "Post reboot: Jaxx is 21 and a dumb-ass farm boy who thinks everything in the Hub is absolutely fantastic."
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Jumpropeman: I can't wait for the day we finally get the big dramatic reveal of who Shroud REALLY is
Jumpropeman: someone will lower his hood and reveal...
Gooper Blooper: IT'S PHINEAS
Jumpropeman: Someone we don't know!
RubyChao: the long-lost Conhad 3
RubyChao: *Conehead
Jumpropeman: Sweet Conhad and Hella Shurd
RubyChao: he grew tired of his comrades' sexism and struck off on his own
Gooper Blooper: Jonesy's son grows up to be a conehead named Conhad
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Harpy: "I did most of the work!" "NO I DID" *white mage shoves Knight and scares him, then turns to Alex* "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT, PUNK?"
Harpy: goddamn, GreenSarah, calm your shit
Gooper Blooper: That one white mage is awesome
Gooper Blooper: "THIS AIN'T NO SHOW"
Ypsder: DID SOMEBODY SAY THE SHOW
Ypsder: FROM THE SHOW, FROM THE SHOW
Gooper Blooper: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Harpy: can I recruit that white mage
Harpy: she's like the angry sister sarah never had
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Gooper Blooper: Man I remember once when I was cleaning out memory card stuff I accidentally deleted this amazing thing
Gooper Blooper: Anyone here ever played Puyo Pop Fever?
RubyChao: no, but i know about it
Gooper Blooper: It's basically a girly version of Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine or Kirby's Avalanche
Harpy: That's the original version
Gooper Blooper: If you had a good match and it wasn't too long, the game let you save a replay of it
Harpy: I believe
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, it was
Gooper Blooper: In Japan they always had the animu
Gooper Blooper: I wound up having this ridiculously good match against the CPU one day and I saved the replay and watched it a bunch of times
Gooper Blooper: Unfortunately no record remains of it so all I have now are the memories
RubyChao: :(
Gooper Blooper: If you guys aren't familiar with the mechanics of the game the reason the match was so good is hard to invoke, but long story short it was the miracle comeback to end all miracle comebacks
Harpy: so basically you got like some sort of 6 or 7 chain on complete accident (purpose? :U )
Harpy: prolly enough so that they had like, 8 red rocks on the top and their entire screen got filled with shit
Gooper Blooper: What happened was that it got to the point that they dumped a ton of garbage on me
Gooper Blooper: The panic music started playing and I tried to "dig my way out"
Gooper Blooper: They then got a small combo and dropped another small wave of garbage, but enough to trigger the loud crash noise and have my little player character react
Gooper Blooper: I'd never heard the panic music play for so long before
Gooper Blooper: And right then I managed to trigger Fever Mode, in which enormous combos are given to you and all you have to do is "light the fuse"
Gooper Blooper: But then my opponent also entered Fever Mode
Gooper Blooper: And so it came down to the two of us trading insane combos back and forth
Gooper Blooper: I managed to get enough garbage going his way to end the game, but then Fever Mode ended and I realized I was still almost buried so I had to desperately survive a final few seconds while waiting for his screen to fill
Gooper Blooper: it was the most intense puzzle game shit ever, swear to elohim
Harpy: wooow
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Gooper Blooper: zfrp.png
Harpy: Minato so bored
Ypsder: >that awkward moment where I'm playing TF2 with JRM instead of doing important HW
Gooper Blooper: *spy snorting noises*
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SteelKomodo joined the chat
RubyChao: hello sk
RubyChao: why are you on at 3:30 in the morning
SteelKomodo: Because I have been to a party
Gooper Blooper: Because he was just about to make chocolate pudding
RubyChao: ah, so he's lost control of his life, then
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: actually, I went out clubbing and it was ace
RubyChao: yaaay
Draco: Hi SK.
Draco: Can I have chocolate pudding too or is that just for Angelica?
SteelKomodo: It's just for Angelica :|
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RubyChao: how many pitfaces are there
RubyChao: do they just magically appear when you need them
SteelKomodo: yes :U
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Cornwind Evil: ALL RIGHT CHATXY IT IS TIM FOR THEE MYSTERIE BOX AGAYN
Cornwind Evil: FIRST CLOOOOOOOOOOO IS SOMETHING REDD
RubyChao: BLOOD
Cornwind Evil: IT'S KNOT BLOOD U FUKKIN PSYCHOPATH
RubyChao: GOLF
iDel: It's Knuckles
RubyChao: golf is totally red :colbert:
Harpy: a kit cat bar wraper
Harpy: no i'm not looking at one right now *hides kitkats*
Cornwind Evil: IT IS NOT KNUCKLES YOU ARE NOT ROUGHAR THAN THE REST OF TEM
RubyChao: why is it so impossible to find the caramel kit kats D:
Cornwind Evil: IT IS NOT A KIT CAT BARR LURN TO SPEEL
RubyChao: so what is it?
Cornwind Evil: SECOND CLOOOOOOOOOOO IS SOMETHING RADD
SteelKomodo: Wheeler!
Cornwind Evil: IT IS WHEELER
iDel: Yaaaay
Cornwind Evil: YOU WIN THE WRITE TO BEE PLAYER WON
SteelKomodo: yiss
SteelKomodo: HUZZAH =D
Cornwind Evil watches Wheeler jump on SK repeatedly.
SteelKomodo: D:
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Gooper Blooper: Mod Turbo supernormalstep: there was also that Shadow the Hedgehog CAW that looked like a man had killed shadow and was wearing his body as a suit.
RubyChao: ...what
RubyChao: D:
Gooper Blooper: lokdevta: sns, is this it
shoenin: oh lord
teiunbomb: No.
Mod Turbo supernormalstep: No not that Lok
teiunbomb: It's worse.
herecomesthechief: BAH GAWD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT
takingadoomp: oh god
teiunbomb: Far worse.
Mod thetoh: Its way worse
shadowmaster47x: Oh God
herecomesthechief: WHAT.
sashieldhill: aaaaa
shoenin: jesus christ how horrifying
herecomesthechief: MY EYES.
» AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
takingadoomp: NSFW
silentpedro: Only the dead can know peace from this evil
SteelKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: Mod Turbo supernormalstep: I don't know where to find pics of it, but it's spines were arms and "Shadow's arms' were painted on
takingadoomp: Oh god
teiunbomb: Trust me, guys. You'd retain more sanity with trying to directly summon Hastur than to gaze into the eyes of the Shadow we're talking about.
Mod Turbo supernormalstep: it's head was also in a spine and shadow's face was painted on it's chest
RubyChao: oh god
SteelKomodo: oh god make it stop
Gooper Blooper: cyberventurer: Well now I want to see it more than ever.
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Gooper Blooper: wilyscastle: Hulk needs to return and take the tag div by storm with Shadow
wilyscastle: Together they make the Troll Slaiyers
that_charmander: Oh god Wilyscastle
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Harpy: now I'm wondering what pet to get Carla and pals in Mabinogi
Gooper Blooper: >wondering
Gooper Blooper: Let's not kid ourselves, you're getting a cat
Harpy: but I already have a cat D:
RedSpy: Get a microcat
Harpy: "microcat"
RedSpy: Its like a cat, but half the size and twice as big eyed
Harpy: THAT'S A THING?!
RedSpy: . . . Wait that's a kitten isn't it
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Harpy: "hi"
Gooper Blooper: babby wids
SteelKomodo: "Hey, you do know your evil plan's gonna fail, right?"
Gooper Blooper:
Gooper Blooper: gra ah ah dis is phineas ere
SteelKomodo: XD
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SteelKomodo: Gluttony vs. Slender Man, I'm down for that
Harpy: Slendy goes back to his larder, sees Gluttony
Harpy: "Man, these kiddie parts are soooo tender~"
Jumpropeman: they won't fight, they'll have an eating contest
Jumpropeman: whoever eats the most babies wins!
Harpy: eatting guts out of the bag like potato chips
Gooper Blooper: 2spooked
SteelKomodo: And then Slendy just wigs out
Harpy: that'd be amaaazing
RubyChao: Eat Yer Kids
Harpy: "We're here to SAVE kids, not eat them!"
Harpy: "...But eatting them is the best part, Sophia ._. "
Harpy: "I mean, I should have SOME reward! Like those bags of kid guts...~"
Gooper Blooper: Ariel kidnapped by Slenderman because he mistakes her for a kid
Harpy: Mikey also kidnapped because he is a kid
Harpy: Sammy gets personal and steals the last remaining Alpha from Carlos
Gooper Blooper: Samus kidnapped because bad things happen to Samus
RubyChao: Samus attempts to shoot her way out
Harpy: "YOU GIVE MAH BOI BACK OR I'MMA KICK YO WHITEY ASS FACE IN"
RubyChao: Suit explodes
Jumpropeman: Conrad kidnapped?!
Gooper Blooper: Slenderman eats Conrad
Gooper Blooper: it's the worst twist ever
SteelKomodo: i would never do that
Harpy: Jonesy destroys all semblance of his innards
SteelKomodo: del would kill me if I did
SteelKomodo: I want to stay alive D:
RubyChao: Slenderman attempts to kidnap Conrad
RubyChao: He is repelled by the Conrad Barrier
Jumpropeman: that's when Conrad goes all Gohan on Slenderman's ass
Harpy: ...oh god, what if Slenderman was defeated, and Gluttony eats him
RubyChao: it's a barrier that prevents bad things from happening to Conard
Jumpropeman: and then Gluttony is eaten by Sheep's guy
Gooper Blooper: I remember when Erebus joked about a villain interrupting the Jonseybus wedding and getting "literally liquefied" from everyone attacking him at once with a hundred guns
Jumpropeman: and sheep's guy is eaten by Galactus
Jumpropeman: and Galactus is eaten by Sarah!
Harpy: The natural order of things :,D
Gooper Blooper: and that's how sarah ate the universe
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Harpy: i want to post after SK and RC finish their thing
SteelKomodo: i grant ye permission to do so :3
Jumpropeman: go forth with SK's blessing *sign of the cross*
RubyChao: i don't see why you couldn't post in the middle of it?
Harpy: because it involves creepy shit
Harpy: don't want to inject "2SPOOKY" during a date :U
RubyChao: oh, ok :V
Gooper Blooper: Hah, that reminds me of when some cute happy thing was happening and then Wulf suddenly burst in with terrorists bombing a dance club in the hub
RubyChao: Oh, wulf
Gooper Blooper: I believe it was Saralex he interrupted
Harpy: haw
SteelKomodo: XD
Jumpropeman: that's one thing i love about our rp
RubyChao: The whiplash?
Harpy: I want to avoid the whiplash .-.
Jumpropeman: yup!
RubyChao: It'll still be whiplash of a sorts, but at least it being one-way isn't as confusing :V
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Gooper Blooper: Celestia knows how to save a buck or two
Jumpropeman: Celestia can make you pay her for eating at your restaurant
Gooper Blooper: *joke about celestia being attractive goes here*
Gooper Blooper: *butts are likely involved*
RedSpy: CELESTIA'S BURGERS - You wanna check out those buns
Draco: Celestia really knows how to use her attractiveness to bring in the cash. When she gets the juice flowing, she turns into an electromagnet and attracts every penny and dime within a mile.
Draco: Speaking of going over badly, who wants to hear a joke similar to Celestia's Burgers? =D
Gooper Blooper: lay it on me
Draco: Dirk's Dogs - if you want a hot wiener in you, ask Dirk! =D
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFT
RubyChao: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: 2lewd
Harpy: AWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
RedSpy: MEAT BOY - When this big piece of meat gets moving, not even death itself stops it
Harpy: goops I will have words with you if this doesn't get into chatzy madness
RubyChao: #Lewd
RubyChao: #Lewd Everywhere
SteelKomodo: XD
RedSpy: RED MAGES - Willing to try a little bit of everything
SteelKomodo: #2Lewd4RP
RubyChao: victor
RubyChao: victor no D:
RubyChao: that's not how you improve the reputation of red mages
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Jumpropeman: harpy, this post is awful
Harpy: there's not enough leg ripping off for you?
Gooper Blooper waits for punchline
Jumpropeman: its like you don't know anything about cooking babies and are just making stuff up
Gooper Blooper: there it is
Harpy: well I haven't cooked a baby myself :U
Jumpropeman: *honk honk* I'M WACKY!!! A hyuck hyuck!
Harpy: So sorry, I will research baby eatting until I can understand!
ahahahAHAHAA . . . haaa . . .: Best research is practice
Harpy: i have to practice roasting children
Harpy: and eat them?
ahahahAHAHAA . . . haaa . . .: Yes
ahahahAHAHAA . . . haaa . . .: Kidnapping them first via deranged laughter and shouts of "YOU'RE GOING HOME IN A BOX" help
Harpy: this is the most demented chatzy I've ever been in and I love it
Harpy: seriously tho, i do good? :U
RubyChao: mood was successfully whiplashed
Cornwind Evil: And I'm amazed you didn't die from shock
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Chao: hello jrm!
Jumpropeman: WHO ARE YOU!?!?!
Chao: devil ed
Jumpropeman: oh. Hi Devil Ed!
Jumpropeman: How's hell been?
Chao: hot
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RedSpy: Yaaaay
RedSpy muppetflails in empty chatzy, waiting for the Del to rise from the mists
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Saberwulf: My mom says the new twinkies taste like shit
2Goopy: oh no
2Goopy: Well I bought eight of them so I'll report back
Saberwulf: haha
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The Deleter: i've noticed that the mispellings in sbahj are very deliberate
The Deleter: holmes is right but watson is wastone now
2Goopy: It's harder than you'd think to mimic that style of writing
The Deleter: gotta think very hard about how to fuck up
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Saberwulf: While writing I remembered an interesting fact
Saberwulf: Did you know they used to use horses to carry ore out of mines but they had to permanently blind the horses so they wouldn't freak the fuck out when the lights died
Saberwulf: And then we invented the combustion engine
The Deleter: yeah we used to be dicks to horses
2Goopy: The Industrial Revolution whooooo
Saberwulf: Funfact Horses are the stupidest fucking animal on Earth
Saberwulf: They can break their legs by standing up wrong
Saberwulf: If they see a shadow they get scared and break their legs
Saberwulf: If they don't speed up enough for a jump they can cut themselves in half on a fence
2Goopy: How about the ants that get fooled into forming a circle and play follow the leader until they all die
Saberwulf: If a horse thought about ants it'd die
Saberwulf: Also, horses can't tell the difference between a shadow and a hole and will unknowingly tumble off a cliff because they can't tell
The Deleter: how the fuck did humanity do anything with horses
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Harpy: I am tripping balls right now so sorry if I kinda derp
RubyChao: what happened
RedSpy: D: are you okay!?
Harpy: i woke up from a dream
iDel: Harpy y r u high
Harpy: where I went to a meeting, went back to bed, put set the alarm for the same time as the meeting because there's another meeting at the same time, fall asleep
Harpy: then realized I missed it once I wake up
RubyChao: ...wha?
Harpy: i also dreamed that some asshat was on top of a crumbling tower with sammy and pushed Sammy off
Saberwulf: SO you dreamed going to the meeting and then missed it in real time
RubyChao: sammy no D:
Harpy: i don't know either
Harpy: yep
Saberwulf: Ah damn, that sucks
Harpy: fortunately, I woke up an hour before the meeting
Harpy: i mean, I dreamed missing the meeting but
2Goopy: SAMMY WHY
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2Goopy: Good news, Twinkies still taste like twinkies
2Goopy: Sarah rejoices
Jumpropeman: Sarah celebrates by dipping hers in chocolate and sprinkle
2Goopy: super double fudge chunk twinkies
RubyChao: josephine accidentally eats sarahfood, spends the entire next day exercising
Harpy: Josephine tries to resist the urge, tosses the food to gluttony instead
RubyChao: gluttony and sarah have an eating contest
RubyChao: it is declared a tie when there is no more food on orvance
Harpy: you sure he wouldn't just eat her?
2Goopy: >One of Harpy's characters eating Sarah
2Goopy: like you would really do it
Harpy: no I wouldn't
Harpy: I don't kill other peepsies chars because I am a giant softie
2Goopy: According to Ksar, Sarah looks extremely delicious
2Goopy: #RIPKsar
Harpy: Ksar was one crazy awesome motherfucker
RedSpy: D: Fuck I miss ksar again
RedSpy: ./fun fact: been missing ksar for years now yes
Harpy: too bad Erebus's mortal enemy just wouldn't STFU about revenge and shit or whatever I forgot about year 1 RP
RubyChao: it was dishonor i believe
RubyChao: like RARGH YOU DISHONORED US I MUST KILL YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU CARE ABOUT
Harpy: that goes nicely under the category of "bullshit"
Harpy: he should have wiped the floor with him with nothing but a sippy cup
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iDel: Aaaaa
iDel: There was an advert for Captain Morgan rum
iDel: #RuinedForever
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2Goopy: Broadcaster bazza87: The tech support told me that changing my ADSL filter should fix my connection. I played along just to tell them it was still just as slow and they told me it would eventually pick up speed. Apparently internet in England is momentum based.
iDel: That is not true
iDel: Internet in England is what we Limeys call "A pain in the ass"
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RedSpy: Also, Mighty No. 9 is proving to be very un-subtle
RedSpy: Doctor who created Beck is named Dr. White
Saberwulf: hahaha
iDel: Lol
RubyChao: pffft
iDel: Well at least we'll know
iDel: DOCTOR WHIWEY
2Goopy: Yeah Mighty Number 9 is just waggling its' ass in front of Capcom and going neener neener
RubyChao: so is the villain going to be Dr. Vily
Jumpropeman: villain will be Dr. Black
RedSpy: Nah, the other two are named Blackwell and Sanda
Jumpropeman: I was close
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Saberwulf: Did Glacius ever get a new ship and go back to mcdonalds land or wherever
RubyChao: nope
RubyChao: he's still at the gryphon
2Goopy: canon: Glacius is from McDonaldLand
Saberwulf: Also David believes Glacius eats dry ice
Saberwulf: A whole cargo bay of ice and ice cream sandwiches
Harpy: "ice cream sandwiches"
Harpy: Carla is jealous
2Goopy: delicious frozen confections
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Cornwind Evil: What's funny about Warcraft is that due to the nature of the game
Cornwind Evil: Basically, whole continents were put on the map from expansions
Cornwind Evil: Like, 2nd expansion, OH YEAH THERE'S THIS HUGE FROZEN CONTINENT UP NORTH
Cornwind Evil: The latest one's like OH YEAH HERE'S ANOTHER CONTINENT TO THE SOUTH FILLED WITH PANDA PEOPLE
2Goopy: Pokemon does the same thing CW
2Goopy: "OH LOOK WE SUDDENLY FOUND NEW POKEMON"
2Goopy: "SOME OF THEM ARE COMMON AS FUCK, HOW DID WE MISS THESE"
RubyChao: OH LOOK WE FOUND AN ENTIRE LAND NEXT DOOR TO THE OLD ONE
RubyChao: HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE THE CONNECTION EARLIER
Jumpropeman: We have pokemon we can ride that are fast as jet planes, but we can't go more than a few miles off our shores without getting scared and turning back
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Jumpropeman: he even has the idiot hair in figure form
2Goopy: Believe me, JRM, I want that (even if it's my least favorite Ramza costume)
2Goopy: But they charge an arm and a leg for em
2Goopy: I mean literally Gluttony comes over for payment
Harpy: HOW MUCH IS THAT
Jumpropeman: fitty dollas where i saw it
Jumpropeman: almost forty :V
2Goopy: Best price I've seen is fifty, Harpy
Harpy: DAMMIT I'M 10 DOLLARS SHORT
Jumpropeman: which is what you were trying to spend, right?
Harpy: yiss
Jumpropeman: heck, i'd give you ten dollars if there was an easy way to do it
Harpy: sadly, there isn't
Harpy: and my mom will question what I do
Jumpropeman: *sends you steam credit*
Harpy: "DID YOU REALLY JUST SPEND 50 DOLLARS ON A FIGURINE" "yes ma"
Jumpropeman: that works, right :V
Jumpropeman: you don't understand ma! He's in a relationship with a cute fake girl on this site I go on!
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5 PAGES LEFT LETS-A GO: . . . Did I just think of the worst example for describing individual selection > group selection ever
5 PAGES LEFT LETS-A GO: "if you have a bunch of happy go lucky sharing lemurs, and then they let in an Asshole Lemur that sleeps with all their wives, you just get a whole population of asshole lemurs"
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