RubyChao: ...aaaaa HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THAT
RubyChao: sho RYU KEN
Gooper Blooper: OH GOD
Gooper Blooper: MY MIND IS MELTING
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Gooper Blooper: Broadcaster bazza87: You named a Pokemon Bazza? What is it?
shoenin: Hawlucha
belmontlegend: Hell yeah
icicle7x3: Of course
Mod thetoh: Fair enough
sirpainsalot: perfect
takingadoomp: nice
Broadcaster bazza87: Hah
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RubyChao: grumps
Harpy: Game Grumps confirmed for pogey trainers
SteelKomodo: #HeyImGrump
Harpy: does that mean Del is not so grump?
SteelKomodo: I would probably indeed be the grump one :U
The Deleter: i am indeed not so grump
The Deleter: AAAAAAND WE'RE THE GAME GRUMPS
RubyChao: so who's the replacement grump
SteelKomodo: probably goops or spy
RedSpy: Goops for Danny, me for Ross
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RubyChao: i keep trying to think of a josephine joke when wario shows up but i cannot
RubyChao: it's sad :(
Harpy: Waaasephine
Gooper Blooper: Ms. Money
RubyChao: josephine enters another fite, enters to the wario entrance
RubyChao: complete with the class
Harpy: She got the booty slam like
Harpy: daaaayum
Gooper Blooper: dat buttsephine
SteelKomodo: Schrodinger's Buttsephine - we don't actually know, do we?
Gooper Blooper: Hmmm... perhaps we can determine Schrodinger's Buttsephine with mathematics
SteelKomodo: how?
Gooper Blooper: begin with one josephine, add one Dirk, one Genetic History, and six months of vacation food... carry the two...
Gooper Blooper: by jove it just might work
SteelKomodo 's head asplodes.
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Gooper Blooper: Harpy characters show up at the sarahkin reunion because Harpy's bored
Harpy: Goops, now that you said that, you need to draw Sammy and Carlos as White Mages
Harpy: and possibly Mikey
Harpy: "WE'RE GONNA SNEAK IN GUIZE" "I'm pretty sure me being dark skinned and Mikey being way younger than everyone is gonna tip them off" "Shoooosh. I got dis."
RubyChao: everyone shows up as white mages
Gooper Blooper: they're cousins
RubyChao: every single person on the zfs
Jumpropeman: Gooper, we're gonna need you to draw everyone as White Mages
RubyChao: helios: "i'm fairly certain my family was not quite this big"
Gooper Blooper: Celestia sweating bullets
Jumpropeman: even B-Rex
Gooper Blooper: "NO, I NEVER FOUND ANOTHER MAN"
RubyChao: even Mac Tonight
Gooper Blooper: "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THEY ALL CAME FROM"
Harpy: Sammy makes a doofy face, Carlos stares
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RubyChao: some people
Gooper Blooper: oh god the fawful kart guys are still at it
Gooper Blooper: Well, there's Ariel's plot for next year
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Draco: Side note: I see this part of SK's srs bzns post "The door clicks shut and away they zoom..." and I want to post saying "Then the ninjas attacked."
APRIL FOOLS!: i would not be surprised
APRIL FOOLS!: or
APRIL FOOLS!: WOULD I?!?
APRIL FOOLS!: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
Draco: Nothing surprises you. Not even cinnamon Rolls.
APRIL FOOLS!: wait a minute
APRIL FOOLS!: they can put cinnamon
APRIL FOOLS!: on ROLLS?!
APRIL FOOLS!: *protects Mega Man's sister"
Draco: Too late. Cinna Man got to her.
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The Deleter joined the chat
The Deleter: OH GOD
The Deleter: I HAVE STARED INTO THE HEART OF DARKNESS
The Deleter: IT'S ON DEVIANTART
The Deleter: HELP
The Deleter: I CANNOT UNSEE THINGS AND I WISH I CAN
The Deleter: aaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The Deleter left the chat
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SteelKomodo: "FUCK OSMIUM! and Other Zoofights Memes"
- A Dirk Angelos Book
Jumpropeman: Chapters 1-14: Butts, and its many variations
Gooper Blooper: A whole chapter just for buttsephine
Jumpropeman: there would be one all about the many -sephines
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RedSpy: Fun fact: if tonight I am alone in the chatzy, I WILL karaoke the Ultimate Muscle theme song
Harpy: can I sing with you
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Cornwind Evil: The Scorching, Troublesome, Divine Flame Utsuho "Okuu" Reiuji
Gooper Blooper: The Mighty, Unyielding, Fluffy Marshmallow Sarah "Lollipop" Triden
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Gooper Blooper: literally the same character
RubyChao: that's touhou for you
RubyChao: (although i tend to lean towards the latter, ahaha)
SteelKomodo: (of course :U)
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RubyChao: Cornwind
Gooper Blooper: WWE what are you doing
SteelKomodo: ...whaaaaaaaaaat D:
Cornwind Evil: Oh dear god
SteelKomodo: how
SteelKomodo: why
RedSpy: . . . Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
SteelKomodo: ...i take it back - this is the dumbest crossover ever, not Kingdom Hearts
SteelKomodo: All is forgiven, Sora, you spikey-haired ponce
Gooper Blooper: "Vince McMahon as Himself"
Gooper Blooper: IT WAS OLD MAN JENKINS DAMMIT
SteelKomodo: just don't make me watch Scooby-Doo piledrive the Miz
RubyChao: scooby kinniku busters the villain, knocks his mask off
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RubyChao: "Inside it I found a DS cartridge. It was labeled "Pokemon grey" and had Kyurem on it. I thought they decided to make Black 2 and White 2, maybe this was a beta version?"
RubyChao: "I tried to take the item again, this time it said “You’re already a murderer, why not a thief too?” Then it said “You got the death ball!”"
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Gooper Blooper: I remember this always bugged me about the whole "take a break every hour" guideline
Gooper Blooper: Every Genesis game I owned had that little warning in the manual
Gooper Blooper: But a bunch of Genesis games didn't have save or password functions
Gooper Blooper: if you couldn't beat it in one hour, what then?
SteelKomodo: D:
RubyChao: obviously you just need to get so good as to beat it in one hour
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RubyChao: watch as utsuho is about to lose the bbb4
RubyChao: she sees pit in the audience, gains enough power to come back and win the entire thing
Gooper Blooper: the power of wuv
RubyChao: hey, it helped Alex beat Jaxx Tantra!
Gooper Blooper: The heat from Utsuho's blush melts the last competitor, Mr. Blizzard
RubyChao: pffffft
SteelKomodo: XD
RubyChao: he entered to avenge the Sentient Snowmen from this year
RubyChao: and he was so close too
RubyChao: "CURSE YOU, POWER OF LOVE" *melts*
Gooper Blooper: alas sentient snowmen
Gooper Blooper: you are immortalized on the leaderboard forever
The Deleter: haha
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RubyChao: one time
RubyChao: i went to bed at 7 am
RubyChao: (don't go to bed at 7 am)
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Gooper Blooper: Carol X Sine X Maddie
Jumpropeman: T-T-T-T-TRIPLE PAIRING
The Deleter: oh god
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd
The Deleter: it seems like that'd be more like Carol X Sine but maddie sometimes wanders in and goes SCIENCE and then i guess stuff happens
SteelKomodo: that would be madness
RubyChao: pffft @del
Jumpropeman: you might say
SteelKomodo: Pfffft, "science"
Jumpropeman: those three
Jumpropeman: have good Chemistry :V
The Deleter: yes sk
The Deleter: lot of "science"
SteelKomodo: YEEEEAAAAAAAAH
Gooper Blooper: *adds Josephine*
SteelKomodo: ...isn't that Josephine's thi-
Jumpropeman: XD
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Saberwulf: You know, I may run a Numenera session very soon because I've got handfuls of adventures, and chargen is a snap thanks to walkthroughs, video tutorials and generators being linked right on the main site
The Deleter: oh hey a generator
The Deleter: link me
Saberwulf: Sure
The Deleter: i wish to generate tons of pointless characters
The Deleter: and jonesys
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Draco: OH GOD. I JUST USED HONEY FOR THE FIRST TIME. D=
AllerGB: honey means party time draco
Draco: Look, Scraggies, I know Goomy is a handsome beast, but one at a time!
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RubyChao: by the way, i was reading the quality rp
RubyChao: i discovered the greatest rp post
RubyChao: "My characters stare."
RubyChao: what depth! what description!
AllerGB: it's beautiful
AllerGB: We're lightyears away from that kind of ability
AllerGB sends out level 9 sandshrew
Jumpropeman: I decided to write fites like they write their battles over there
AllerGB: Big Bar Brawl 3 is nothing but illustrations separated by single sentences
Jumpropeman: "Meat Boy punches Tut-Tut. Tut-Tut punches back. Meat Boy keeps punching. So Tut-Tut starts kicking him. Meat Boy dies KO"
AllerGB: your best fite yet JRM
Jumpropeman: and that's only the first half!
RubyChao: suddenly i remembered one person's mention of a pokemon hack
RubyChao: anyhow it was like it made kanto available after gym 2 but at postgame levels
RubyChao: so the lightyears kid sent out a level 40 when the guy had level 20s
RubyChao: "OH GOD HE WAS RIGHT"
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The Deleter: dear competitive smash bros players - inhale a bag of dicks. yours, sakurai
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M Sheep: If you really want to hear more about Purnima's love life, I absolve myself of any mental trauma you recieve
The Deleter: i think that, in the interests of our mental health
The Deleter: i shall decline
M Sheep: Purnima had a WILD adolescence.
The Deleter: oh dear
M Sheep: She just doesn't talk about it, because it wouldn't be lady-like
RedSpy: Tell us!
RedSpy: Teeeeeeeeeeeeeell usssssssssss
AllerGB: she was a loose cannon
The Deleter: spy no
The Deleter: you are doing the exact opposite of the good idea here
The Deleter: don't make me sit you down and lecture you here
RedSpy: You're not my real father!
The Deleter: NO, LUKE, I AM YOUR FATHER
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Harpy: while this happens, I shall go nom a cookie
Harpy: sarah.jpg
AllerGB: Sarah approves
Harpy: its as big as my face
Harpy: or was
Harpy: now its half of that
Harpy: ohohoho
AllerGB: ah, I almost asked why only one
AllerGB: that explains it
RedSpy: harpy pls
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The Deleter: I like writing santos' name out as drunksey
The Deleter: shantosh
The Deleter: ssshhhantossshhh
The Deleter: i imagine its said with a lot of spit spray everywhere
The Deleter: ssshshshsppshsphftspspshfpsy
AllerGB: Santos just stands there, spit flying onto him from off-camera
M Sheep: I just want to take a moment to mention that I love drunk Jonesy
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M Sheep: Also loving Planephine
AllerGB: read that as "planetsephine"
RubyChao: she's not THAT fat
Jumpropeman: #SarahkinFatJokes
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The Deleter: "TF2 trading is crazy as shit and completely made up. It's going to go all weimar republic, except not because of a devastating war, but because all the salesmen are standing around shouting MY APPLES ARE WORTH ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS then the guy next to them goes NO, MY APPLES ARE WORTH TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS so the first guy says IN THAT CASE MY APPLES ARE WORTH THREE THOUSAND DOLLARS THEN. But because of a complete lack of anti-cartel or price-fixing laws, they don't go to jail, and because a handful of lottery winners are still willing to pay that much for an apple, pretty soon the only people who can afford to buy a fucking apple are the apple salesmen."
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Gooper Blooper: A few months back I mentioned the idea of making a height chart for kobbers
Gooper Blooper: Today I made this. It's a start
RedSpy: !
RedSpy: . . . /now terrified of Widow Miker xD
Gooper Blooper: >Widow Miker
SteelKomodo: ...D:
SteelKomodo hides
RubyChao: i always forget that widow maker is huge
Gooper Blooper: MY NAME IS MAKER NOW LET'S MANTIS-KAREOKEEEEEE (BOP DOO WOP A-BOP BOP DOO WOP)
RubyChao: i keep thinking she's like
RubyChao: 2 feet
Gooper Blooper: That's one of the ideas behind the size chart
Gooper Blooper: It's all
Gooper Blooper: "holy shit look at that mastodon"
RedSpy: ^ @ RC
Gooper Blooper: or "EET EES SO TINY"
RedSpy: And babby Widow Maker is, like, 3 inches
Gooper Blooper: And by Zoofighter standards, Widow Maker would be one of the smallest
Gooper Blooper: Aside from teams like Delegation and Pangolins
RedSpy: I'd say Meat Boy is somewhere between 6 inches and 1 foot
Gooper Blooper: Meat Boy has to be pretty small to do some of the things he does
RedSpy: ^
Gooper Blooper: like sit in popcorn bags and nestle in Sarah's hair
RedSpy: I'll go with 6 inches
RedSpy: Also I think this means I win the Shortest Kobber award at long last :smuggorath:
RubyChao: meat boy grows to 6 feet
RubyChao: sits in sarah's hair anyway
Gooper Blooper: uh spy
RedSpy: . . .
RedSpy swears
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RedSpy: (The diameter of Uranus is 31,000+ miles)
RedSpy: (Daaaaayumn)
RubyChao: spy celestia's butt isn't THAT big
RubyChao: ...is it?
Gooper Blooper: it is the butt that destroys worlds
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The Deleter: spy they're going to find you dead in an alleyway clutching used copies of both seasons of donkey kong country
The Deleter: and a note saying "worth it"
Saberwulf: hahahaha
The Deleter: your obituary will remark that no, it totally wasn't
The Deleter: because i'll write it
Saberwulf: I'll play the sad music on Donkey Konga drums
RedSpy: How would I be dead D:
The Deleter: i presume you choked to death on bananas
Harpy: that would imply something else, del
The Deleter: if it isn't implying "spy is obsessed with a terrible cartoon" then i ain't interested gurrrrllll
The Deleter sassy finger wave
Harpy: why you call me a guuuurll
Harpy: this isn't the del I know
The Deleter: whynaut
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Harpy: i now know what the song of the knight is like
Harpy: its clearly just saying alex's name in a soothing chant and sarah squealing in the background
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Saberwulf: Stag beetles can have albinism that only affects the eyes. These "white eyes" are prized for their research potential and can be sold for thousands of yen
Gooper Blooper: White Eyes Brown Stag Beetle
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Gooper Blooper: wait for it
Gooper Blooper: WAIT FOR IT
RedSpy: Oh nooo
SteelKomodo: ...D:
SteelKomodo: IGN you dongers
RedSpy: YOU AGAIN D:<
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RubyChao: i look forward to dirk's reaction
RubyChao: "oh so you went on a date with her! and here you were denying it all the time" "BRO STOP D:"
RubyChao: (is dirk going to be there at the last Pitsuho Moment for the year)
Gooper Blooper: The two angelbros just go back and forth about each other's girlfriends
Gooper Blooper: Finally it devolves into "MINE'S CUTER!" "NO MINE'S CUTER!"
RubyChao: pffft
Draco: It all has to be decided with a swimsuit contest.
Draco waits for it.
Draco: Between the Pitbros.
Gooper Blooper: Pit has experience!
RubyChao: josephine and utsuho are the judges
RubyChao: no bias here, no sirree
Cornwind Evil: Raw gets hired as the impartial judge
Gooper Blooper: The Pitbros get their hair and wings dyed to remove bias
SteelKomodo: I think so Chao, also XD
SteelKomodo: "I don't wanna go in a speedo again D:" "Yep, still got it~"
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Gooper Blooper: just checking
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