SteelKomodo: http://steelkomodo.blogspot.com/2013/12/dirkmas-2-epilogue-presents.html
Harpy: DIRKYYY
SteelKomodo: yep
Jingle Dels: dirky~
SteelKomodo: #ShurikensAndLightning
Harpy: it rhymes with
Harpy: turkey
SteelKomodo: it does
Harpy: that is proof
Harpy: that dirk
Harpy: IS A CAT PERSON
Harpy: BECAUSE CATS LIKE TURKEY TOO
SteelKomodo: D:
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Harpy: N-no
Harpy: someone
Harpy: either moved my chocolate or ate my chocolate
Harpy: the chocolate that goops gave me
Harpy: I HOPE IT GAVE THEM STOMACH ISSUES BECAUSE THAT WAS GIVEN WITH LOVE AND I WAS GONNA EAT IT
Harpy: GRRR SO MAD
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: and thus thats how I pouted about chocolate
Harpy: chocolate is serious business
SteelKomodo: D:
Harpy: no wait crisis averted, it was just that it was hard to see the chocolate since the packaging blended in with everything else
Harpy: chocolate tried to avoid its doom
Harpy: but there is no escape from me
RubyChao: sarah intensifies
Harpy: now this
Harpy: this is good chocolate
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Cornwind Evil: I got a watch
Cornwind Evil: I haven't worn a watch in a decade
Cornwind Evil: Feels weird
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Jingle Dels: I beat gym 1
Jingle Dels: And I have the exp share
Jingle Dels: What am I doing
SteelKomodo: catching up to me D:
Jingle Dels: :D
SteelKomodo: oh god what do
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Christmas Cena Turtle: A rare and majestic species
Bloopmas: I don't even want to know the context for this gif
Bloopmas: It's perfect floating in the ether
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Christmas Cena Turtle: Alex's longlost cousin
Bloopmas: MAKE THE IDIOT HAIR BIGGER I'M GOOPS MCMAHON DAMMIT
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Bloopmas: harpy
Bloopmas: oh, she's gone
Bloopmas: I finished drawing her thing
Jingle Dels: Oh nook
Jingle Dels: *nooooo
Jingle Dels: It's amazing the length technology will go to make you like an idiot
Jingle Dels: Truly
Bloopmas: OH NOOK, I'M LOW ON BELLS
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Jingle Dels: And thus, four turtles became three
Jingle Dels: Because they can't swim
Jingle Dels: Despite being turtles who do nothing but
Jingle Dels: Actually can the ninja turtles swim
Jingle Dels: At all
Jingle Dels: Pressing questions
SteelKomodo: ...I dunno del
SteelKomodo: you'd assume they could because, well, turtles
Bloopmas: Their feet aren't webbed
Bloopmas: maybe they're secretly tortoises
Jingle Dels: Dun dun duuuuuun
Jingle Dels: Their greatest shame revealed
SteelKomodo: D:
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THE MIGHT SPY: . . . Oh fuck, they took down Pokebank due to server traffic
GB Invaders: how were they not prepared for this
GB Invaders: they knew what was gonna happen
Le Dog: THEY DID NOT HEED THE AGONY OF SIMCITY AND DIABLO
Le Dog: AND LO, DID THE GREAT POKEBANK SUFFER FOR ITS FOLLY
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GB Invaders: My bumbling about on the App Store has led to various shenanigans
GB Invaders: Firstly, the other day I was looking for free apps and I found one called "Space Invaders" but it clearly wasn't actually Space Invaders at all
GB Invaders: You use the touch screen to move your ship anywhere on the screen you want and it shoots by itself
Le Dog: oh god
Le Dog changed name to SteelKomodo
GB Invaders: the enemies were weird, too. They looked like Space Invaders sprites but had erratic behaviors. Some of them wiggled down the screen, others danced when you hit them
Splinter Is Not Athletic: lame invaders
GB Invaders: When enemies hit the bottom you didn't die, they just reappeared at the top
GB Invaders: And the sound effects were weird, too. The wiggling invaders made a laughing noise when you shot them
GB Invaders: Here comes the plot twist
GB Invaders: Every day Amazon offers a Free App of the Day - a normally paid app available for free. Today they had several to celebrate the holidays, one of which was "Voxel Invaders"
GB Invaders: Voxel Invaders is a beautifully made, slickly produced indie game
SteelKomodo: ooh
GB Invaders: "Space Invaders" is a clone of Voxel Invaders
GB Invaders: The same enemies, in the same waves, appearing in the same order - but Voxel had original graphics and better music
GB Invaders: It was also better structured and didn't have advertisements
Splinter Is Not Athletic: well then
SteelKomodo: D:
GB Invaders: If there was ever a time to use the phrase "a poor man's X" this was it
GB Invaders: Another weird thing - as part of the special free app promotion, Amazon is giving 20 "coins" for each of the free apps you download. Coins are Amazon Imaginary Fun Bucks
GB Invaders: But when I downloaded a calculator app that was part of the promotion, it gave me over 250 coins instead of just 20
Splinter Is Not Athletic: hahahahahaha
GB Invaders: One coin is one cent, by the way
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: amaziiiiiiiiiiing
Splinter Is Not Athletic: WHAT'S YOURS IS GOOPS
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GB Invaders: how Sigilyph's not an Unown evo I'll never know
Splinter Is Not Athletic: because
Splinter Is Not Athletic: because
Splinter Is Not Athletic: faaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrt
GB Invaders: The same designer must have also programmed Bouffalant and Alomomola
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Harpy: I must write things later today, after I get food
Harpy: because watching The Hobbit 2 and remembering what goops told me about rumors not always being true inspires me
Harpy: that and I must slowly drag another friend into ZF madness
THE cold SPY: yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
GB Invaders: >more bodies for BBB4
GB Invaders: See if you can get Inurian to throw some guys in there too
GB Invaders: we gotta beat the record every year
THE cold SPY: Poor JRM
Harpy: I'll try to ask him as we get closer and closer to the date
GB Invaders: Nah, JRM loves it
GB Invaders: You see how desperate he gets trying to make people sign up and vote
Harpy: The friend I speak of managed to read sammy story yesterday and is now curious as to how the hell I get my ideas xD
Harpy: and if he likes my writing, I'm sure he'll love just about everybody's writing
Harpy: because I am neaaar the bottom of the barrel :U
GB Invaders: >_>
Harpy: goops glares because he knows I'm bsing
GB Invaders: you dirty compliment-fisher you
GB Invaders: you know your OCs bring all the goops to the yard
THE cold SPY changed name to THE bottom SPY
THE bottom SPY: Please, you're amaze as hell
Harpy: I KNOW BUT HOW WILL I CONVINCE MY FRIEND TO READ EVERYBODY ELSE'S WRITING
Harpy: IF I SAY I'M NOT THE BEST ONE IN THE GROUP
Harpy: IF I DON'T SAY IT I MEAN
THE bottom SPY: BUT YOU DA BOMB
Harpy: i don't want to explode
GB Invaders: roll a d20 to not explode
Harpy rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 16
THE bottom SPY rolled a die with 20 sides. The die showed: 2
THE bottom SPY: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell
Harpy: you barely avoid exploding
Harpy: very barely
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Harpnoodle: apparently I'm in trouble for saying "fuck"
Splinter Is Not Athletic: tell them to fuck off
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[SteelKomodo is watching GMK, a 2001 Godzilla film]
SteelKomodo: Baragon just killed the bikers by causing a cave-in in this tunnel they were going through
Harpnoodle: Baragon hates bikes
Harpnoodle: FUCK EXERCISE
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Harpnoodle: time for me to jet for a bit
Harpnoodle: later dudes
RubyChao: later skater
Splinter Is Not Athletic: later gator
THE dark LORD: Later Vader
Splinter Is Not Athletic: *hoooooooh-kuuuuuuuu*
Splinter Is Not Athletic: how do you transcribe vader's breathing anyway
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Harpnoodle: QUICK
Harpnoodle: I NEED A NAME FOR A DOG
Delpocalypse: Jasper
Bad News Barret: RICARDO
Harpnoodle: ^ that'd get confusing if said dog got into ZFRP
Harpnoodle: the dogge... IS ACTUALLY A BARD
Delpocalypse: Diggety doge
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Harpnoodle: no goop
Harpnoodle: harpy crai
Harpnoodle: baaw
Splinter Is Athletic: no goop make harpy something something
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Gooper Blooper: It may interest you to know I did some sketching out of what all I need to map in SaRahPG before the maps are done
RubyChao: hooraaaay
Gooper Blooper: I've got two towns that need to be made entirely and two towns that need some interiors
Gooper Blooper: Four dungeons that need to be made
Gooper Blooper: Two or three partly-made dungeons
Gooper Blooper: A few outdoor routes
Gooper Blooper: And the postgame
Gooper Blooper: I also have most of the plot and the final boss solidified
RubyChao: IS IT TIAMAT
Gooper Blooper: MAYBE
Bad News Barret: No RC
Bad News Barret: It's somebody different
Bad News Barret: Somebody else
Bad News Barret: A . . . higher power
Gooper Blooper: WEED
RubyChao: do you mean King Timezonius
Bad News Barret changed name to Vince McMahon
Vince McMahon: IT'S ME SARAH
Gooper Blooper: AW SON OF A BITCH
Vince McMahon: (That should totes be an alternate ending to the game)
Vince McMahon: (NO, IT SHOULD BE HOW THE SCOOBY DOO EPISODE ENDS)
Vince McMahon: "IT'S ME SHAGGY!"
RubyChao: all of vince's attacks are unique to him
RubyChao: because they're wrestling moves
Vince McMahon: Game suddenly shifts into WWE 14
Gooper Blooper: Vince knows a top-level fire spell and every time he uses it
Vince McMahon: YER
Gooper Blooper: "YERRRRRRRRR FIRRRRRRRRRRED"
Vince McMahon: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHRED
Vince McMahon: Also his idle pose is just him doing the McMahon walk
RubyChao: don't forget his powerful paralysis spell
RubyChao: Fast Pin
Gooper Blooper: but I don't have any vince sprites
Vince McMahon: The game devolves into Barkley Shut Up And Jam Gaden
Vince McMahon: And replaces the "sprite" with a giant Vince McMahon head
Vince McMahon: That clashes completely with the rest of the game's aesthetic
Vince McMahon: Just a giant live-action Vinceface
RubyChao: vince is large enough to loom over the entire half of the battlefield
[Nobody posts in Chatzy for several minutes]
RubyChao: (this kills the chatzy)
Vince McMahon: Vince fired us all
Vince McMahon: . . . Wait I am Vince
Vince McMahon: This is awkward
Vince McMahon changed name to the butt
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Gooper Blooper has a sudden realization
Gooper Blooper does a google search
Gooper Blooper: I just suddenly remembered that idiot hair combat mobile game
Gooper Blooper: But it's not out on Android yet
Harpnoodle: noo
Gooper Blooper: "Oh.. Why doth ahoge grow?
And, why doth ahoge fall out?
So many ahoge have chased the answer to these questions, but because they lacked spirit, they were shed to the barren earth. Now, a lone young ahoge apprentice is about to embark on a journey towards a new tomorrow..."
Gooper Blooper: this storyline
Harpnoodle: what
Gooper Blooper: this is all from the game's soundtrack page on bandcamp
Gooper Blooper: "this entire soundtrack is offered to you for the absurdly hair-brained price of... FREE!!! Or pay-what-you-want! Yowzers!!! We're talking serious cutting-edge frizz biz' here!"
Gooper Blooper: did
Gooper Blooper: did Sammy write this
Harpnoodle: Yes
Gooper Blooper: "Better yet, this soundtrack release includes a bonus FM-synth chiptune remix of Red's Theme to rekindle the golden times when ahoge were once controllers for arcade machines! Best results if your favorite machine just happened to be in a dingy O.C. scissor shack filled with a crew of cru'-cut warriors rollin' around! Hella tight am I rite!?"
Gooper Blooper: >the golden times when ahoge were once controllers for arcade machines
Harpnoodle: Sarah uses Alex's hair as a joystick
Gooper Blooper: Triden Invaders
Gooper Blooper: Gauntlet: Sarah needs food badly
Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: What
Cornwind Evil: h
Gooper Blooper: hello cornwind we have been having illuminating idiot hair discussion
Gooper Blooper: chatzy as usual
Cornwind Evil: Ahoge what
Gooper Blooper: That's the Japanese word for it
Harpnoodle: we're discussing the most pressing issue of our nation
Gooper Blooper: performance-enhancing idiot hair controversy
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Gooper Blooper: harpy, chao, the best trading card went to Spy's package, sorry
Gooper Blooper: he was the lucky winner
Harpnoodle: I don't care, because ~nostalgia~
Harpnoodle: and only take my card games seriously in the vidyah game
Gooper Blooper: (it was Togepi In Trouble)
Harpnoodle: i'll look at it when i visit him in ny
Harpnoodle: i know where he lives :U
Cornwind Evil: I swear we're gonna be fighting our next main villain
Cornwind Evil: Probably someone from Harpy's idea
Cornwind Evil: And we'll beat them by pulling that card out
the butt: Also Grass Type Grimer
Harpnoodle: He'd set it on fire
Cornwind Evil: And the villain will die from how much it sucks
Gooper Blooper: Harpy also got a Fossil Grimer
Cornwind Evil: Ah, but you see
Harpnoodle: he doesn't take children's card games seriously
Gooper Blooper: The only reason Chao didn't get a Fossil Grimer is because I mailed him one already earlier this year
Cornwind Evil: THERE ARE SO MANY THAT HE WILL USE UP ALL HIS POWER SETTING THEM ALL ON FIRE
RubyChao: deck the halls with fossil grimer
Gooper Blooper: I'm pretty sure all three of you got "The Story of Mewtwo"
Gooper Blooper: duplicates everywhere
Harpnoodle: oh come on, this is one of my more serious bosses
Harpnoodle: he beat sammy once
Gooper Blooper: and harpy will tell us all about it in a flashback
Gooper Blooper: and it will be very sad
Harpnoodle: it will be sad
Harpnoodle: but also inspiring because Sammy's all like "I'MMA FUCK HIM UP THIS TIME"
Gooper Blooper: THIS TIME IT'S SAMM1CAL
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the butt: Osh retires 2014, except every FYM he returns for a Taker-style streak
Gooper Blooper: Spy that's pretty much what Wids is at this point
Gooper Blooper: THE BRAWL STREAK
the butt: Osh and Widow Maker retirement match, each dressed up like Undertaker
Gooper Blooper: Silence abandons all attempts at originality and just puts on a Kane suit
Gooper Blooper: Sarah is Paul Bearer
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robit: >put Deus Ex in "windowed" mode
robit: >window is the size of my entire screen
robit: I never asked for this
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Gooper Blooper: GameFAQs please
Harpnoodle: what
Harpnoodle: AHAHAHA WHAT
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: the reader reviews
Gooper Blooper: That star mark means that first one won Review of the Month
Gooper Blooper: gamefaqs what are you doing
Harpnoodle: it is slowly degrading
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Gooper Blooper: let godzilla help you wipe
Harpnoodle: Godzilla got the shitty end of the stick
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