Friday, October 11, 2013

Chatzy Madness Volume 81: Calorie-Laden Sugar Balls

Saberwulf: Bathroom is occupado so I can't use the shower
The Deleter: summon wolves to lick you
Saberwulf: oh god
The Deleter: do a rain dance
The Deleter: er
The Deleter: out of ideas already
Saberwulf: pff
The Deleter: collect the tears of everyone who has been on the jerry springer show
The Deleter: and bathe in them to absorb their inability to recognise their faults

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Saberwulf: Alpha Centuair is fuckin' awesome
Saberwulf: Goddamn I can not spell today
Saberwulf: Alpha Centauir sounds like a men's cologne
Saberwulf: New, from Wulfhaus

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Gooper Blooper: Today I completed Final Fight 2
Gooper Blooper: In summary, some people didn't respect the pipe
Gooper Blooper: (unfortunately I never actually found a pipe to use)

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RubyChao: HE'S BACK, AND HE'S GOT A NEW TRICK, MAGICAL CHAOVER'S TEN TIMES AS SLICK

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Gooper Blooper: I am a Sarahkin and the sarahkin are me
Gooper Blooper: I created them and I can destroy them emulate them
RubyChao: gooper will eventually marry a girl who dyes her hair purple and have four daughters
RubyChao: the transformation is complete
RubyChao: (hopefully without the part about the warmechs)
Harpy: goops dyes his hair blonde, dons his white mage cosplay
Harpy: but what if he's already naturally blonde? I DON'T KNOW, DYE IT AGAIN MAYBE
Gooper Blooper: I'm not short enough
Harpy: lob off your feet and maybe you will be
Harpy: ....I just realized I'm short enough to be a sarahkin
Harpy: i'm not fat enough tho :U
Gooper Blooper: Well Gloria is 5 foot 7 and Sarah's the only chubby one
Gooper Blooper: They come in all shapes and sizes
Gooper Blooper: Which is weird because you'd think there'd be more gene similarities but eh, I like the variety

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Harpy: ...
Harpy: I just mistook my vita for a cell phone
Gooper Blooper: if only you had an N-Gage
Harpy: "HELLO IS THIS TACTICS, GOOD, I JUST WANNA SAY FUCK THAT BOSS GAUNTLET"
Harpy: "ALSO ALEX ISN'T DEAD KTHX"

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Draco: He is now.
Harpy: thanks draco, you ate him
Harpy: and now you're disguising as him
Harpy: will sarah notice?
Draco: Nope.
Gooper Blooper: poot
Draco: As long as I have an idiot hair.
Gooper Blooper: >​killing Alex
Gooper Blooper: and then Sarah killed Draco again
Jumpropeman: *and then Sarah accidentally killed Alex again
Harpy: Alex was already dead :U
Jumpropeman: she obviously revived him first
Jumpropeman: and he came back with Amnesia
Jumpropeman: as two separate Alexes
Harpy: Knight got stuck in the Netherworld again
Harpy: he's busy having tea with Helios
iDel joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hey del
Gooper Blooper: late nite del
Harpy: oh god I mentioned tea and del comes on
iDel: G'day
Harpy: I DON'T HAVE YOUR TEA SIR
Gooper Blooper: THE TEA SIGNAL
Draco: "Greetings, flabby magic-using girlfriend! I have returned to our dwelling after a long day of mopping up vomit and tears! I brought you back some calorie-laden sugar balls!"
Gooper Blooper: "OH BOY CALORIE-LADEN SUGAR BALLS, MY FAVORITE"
RubyChao: Dralex
Harpy: this is amazing
Gooper Blooper: (It turns out Sarah has been replaced by Widow Maker in a white mage robe)
iDel: How many fucking wigs does a dragon own
Harpy: enough
iDel: I bet Draco is into cosplay
Draco: Like this Goops?
Gooper Blooper: Yes, Draco, but with Widow Maker's head instead
Jumpropeman: Draco is actually both Alex and Sarah, he just doesn't realize it yet
Draco: ^
Draco: "Why thank you, garbage-cleansing significant other! I do so enjoy eating calorie-laden edibles by the metric ton! Nobody will notice my increasingly-swollen midsection underneath this circus tent I wear!"
Harpy: for a moment I was confused
Harpy: I don't remember Alex becoming a white mage...
Draco: Turns out he did off-screen.
Draco: Sarah and Alex merged, then split into two identical Saralexes.
Harpy: multiclassing: the cool thing to do

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iDel: Stay cool and don't fuck the forum up or I will change your avatar to Kermit the frog
iDel: Because I'm keraaaaaazy

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Draco: I actually thought of something earlier today: if Celestia's Butt becomes a national monument, Dirk and Cleft will finally have something in common.
Gooper Blooper: Tourists gather to view it's wide open plains and pristine splendor, untouched by pollution
Jumpropeman: well, there is a lot of gas :V
Draco: "Dayamn that is wide open. I'd unspoil that nature if you know what I mean!"
Gooper Blooper: the joke is her posterior is large
Draco: =O
Draco: IT IS NOT. The joke is that her BUTT is BIG.
Draco: ...oh wait... >​o>​
RubyChao: the joke is that her rump is hug
RubyChao: *huge
Gooper Blooper: Dirk would have hugged it if he'd gotten a chance
Gooper Blooper: but those days are behind him
Gooper Blooper: haw, I said "behind"
Draco: Lawl

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Jumpropeman: *goes to character profile topic for 50th time* *considers deleting Wenceslas profile for the 50th time* *decides against it... for the 49th time*

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Gooper Blooper: (✿◕‿◕) RaIsE yOuR bLiKs

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M Sheep: brb, house is whistling
M Sheep: I swear, every time I sit down for a post, the world is against me
Actually 9 Orcs: I read that as wrestling
RubyChao: world pls
M Sheep: OKAY
Gooper Blooper: Surely there's a house-shaped Kinnikuman, right chao
M Sheep: FOR THE THIRD TIME NOW
M Sheep: I SIT TO HAMMER OUT THIS POST
M Sheep: AND IT'S GONNA HAPPEN THIS TIME
RubyChao: i'm not sure about house specificially
RubyChao: i know there's a castle wrestler
Gooper Blooper: Close enough!
Gooper Blooper: M Sheep lives in one of those stereotypical transylvanian mad scientist castles on a cliff with dead trees and bats
Gooper Blooper: The door knockers are sheep skulls
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: And there's dramatic lightning whenever anyone says anything appropriate enough

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RubyChao: a work of art
RubyChao: on par with the last supper
Gooper Blooper: that webcomic
Gooper Blooper: It's like I'm really back in 2002
RubyChao: gooper do you want to see
RubyChao: issue 2 (of 2)
Gooper Blooper: BUT WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, CHAO
Gooper Blooper: CAN ANYONE STOP D-MON?!
Draco: Man, that guy is EVIL. He pushes people and everything.
The Deleter: and more importantly goops
The Deleter: does anyone care
SteelKomodo: XD
Draco: D-Mon is clearly the next ZFRP big bad. It will take five boss tractors and a year of Cornwind RPs to stop him.
Draco: From pushing us into cardboard fire.

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Draco: Any of you yokels live in that fabled land, Nebraska?
Gooper Blooper: nope
SteelKomodo: nope.avi
The Deleter: no
Draco: Okay, good. Then I can go there without running into any of you. >​u>​
SteelKomodo: pfffft

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Draco: Hey, can I call Dirk Pittoo? =D
The Deleter: yes but he'll hate you
Draco: Yay
Draco: Hey, this is crazy - but I just met you - Here's my number - Can I call you Pittoo?

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Harpy: I gots
Harpy: the pizza
Harpy: and the cinnasticks
Harpy: to complete my descent into sarahkin
SteelKomodo: woot
Gooper Blooper: Palazzo's pan-universal pizza
Gooper Blooper: Sarah orders one every week
Harpy: my bf even has swords so :U
Gooper Blooper: amazing
Harpy: should I get krispy creme donuts
SteelKomodo: maybe
Harpy: SK bases his descision on the flavor :U
Gooper Blooper: *consults little Sarah-shaped magic 8 ball*
Gooper Blooper: *all of the choices say yes except for one that says "#IDunno"

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RubyChao: "It is unknown how the play-testers did not experience the 'game-over level', and there are no people alive today that are known to have worked on the game. A month after release, Sega executives banned the game and burned all remaining copies except one, which is locked in an unknown location..."
Harpy: MAAA, CHAO'S READING CRAPPYPASTA AGAIN
Gooper Blooper: it's always a good idea to keep one copy of the devil game
Gooper Blooper: just in case
Harpy: "Son, we need to talk."
RubyChao: A mind is a terrible thing to shovel!
RubyChao: "Once the page was fully loaded, all I saw were the words, "CLICK TO DOWNLOAD." I felt a little wary about proceeding, but I didn't care that much, thinking nothing could possibly go wrong."
RubyChao: widow maker would scream at that guy
RubyChao: "YOU NEVER THINK THAT ARRRGH"
Harpy: you fucked yourself over, overly optimistic guy
Harpy: stop making me want to make a creepypasta
Gooper Blooper: Dead Sarah II: Dead Harder
RubyChao: gooper i legitimately want to see a story where widow maker deconstructs creepypastas, just suggesting :V
Gooper Blooper: Maybe for halloween season, chao
RubyChao: "or send a message to my Fanfiction.net profile, penname 'Scourge the Hedgehog.'" yes this certainly is a penname that inspires confidence

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RubyChao: "I noticed some creepy music in the background. It reminded me of the Lavender Town theme from Pokémon, which only furthered my terror. It sounded way to similar to be a mistake."
SteelKomodo: ...oh for god's sake can nobody write good pasta anymore?
Harpy: I could
Gooper Blooper: NOT THE LAVENDER TOWN THEME
Gooper Blooper: THE SPOOKIEST OF SPOOKS

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Harpy: http://www.somethingstore.com/index.html
Gooper Blooper: It's a website where you pay ten dollars and receive a random item that is guaranteed to be worth at least ten dollars
Gooper Blooper: They pay shipping, too. You gotta wonder how they afford their stock
Jumpropeman: OH MY GOD I WANT TO THROW TEN DOLLARS AT IT RIGHT NOW
Gooper Blooper: It's The Tractor: The Store
Jumpropeman: I can't help but do it
Jumpropeman: I love mysteries too much!
Jumpropeman: now I wait a week and see what I got :3
Gooper Blooper: Next year's Mystery Fiter arrives to the arena in a Something Store box
Gooper Blooper: And is referred to as "A Something" until the reveal
Jumpropeman: Mystery Fiter is just a table tennis set
Gooper Blooper: It wins

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Actually 9 Orcs: Princess Sara and Sarah team up to fight
Draco: Sarakin
Jumpropeman: Sara and Sarah meat Sera from final fantasy 13 and Cera from Land Before Time
Draco: Sara and Sarah resort to cannibalism after stumbling upon Sera after hours of being lost in the land before time.
Jumpropeman: Draco, there is not enough meat on Sera to even put a dent in Sarah's hunger
Jumpropeman: that one is both a skinny and a fat joke!
Gooper Blooper: They're in the Land Before Time, they can eat a dinosaur
Draco: But they don't meet Cera until they meat Sera.
Jumpropeman: if they don't make it to the Great Valley, they might not find any dinosaurs
Jumpropeman: unless we are in one of the one thousand sequels
Jumpropeman: in which case the rules of the first movie are gone
Actually 9 Orcs: What about Cena?
Jumpropeman: that doesn't sound like sarah
Draco: Ah sirrah sirrah
Jumpropeman: que sera sera
Draco: Thank you.
Gooper Blooper: JOHN SARAH WITH THE FATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT
Gooper Blooper: BAH GAWD

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Actually 9 Orcs: Guys we're doing it wrong
Actually 9 Orcs: The solution is to have Sammy start a #FREEBLIK flashmob and twitter movement
Harpy: they won't even understand her language
Harpy: she is a specimen they need to examine further
Actually 9 Orcs: They don't need to understand language to understand swag
Harpy: SWIGGITY SWAG WHATS IN THE BAG
M Sheep: IT'S MORE SWAG!
Jumpropeman: whimmy wham wham wozzle!

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Jumpropeman: harpy
Jumpropeman: is our carlos
Jumpropeman: just
Jumpropeman: the carlos from magic school bus all grown up?
Harpy: no
Harpy: :U
Actually 9 Orcs: Wait, he ISN'T!?
Gooper Blooper: He doesn't make enough stupid puns
Harpy: Do you see him making puns anywhere?
Jumpropeman: he got hounded enough for it that he stopped
Draco: It was almost twenty years since he'd left that elementary school. Twenty years since the men in coats had taken him away after being publicly shamed for punning for the last time.
Draco: They mighty not have murdered kids at Phoebe's old school, but they did at that one. They did that day.
Harpy: his secondary psychic power is punkinesis
Draco: The rehab had gone well. Therapy, arts and crafts, and a shock collar had slowly weaned Carlos of his destructive tendancy to cover his pain and shame with bad jokes. He learned to socialize like a normal human and, at least, had gone on to contribute to society.
Draco: But once a year, the anniversary of that day, the cries of the Frizz still rang through his head as he screamed "Ride on THIS magic school bus, you hag!" A quick call to his therapist calmed his nerves until he heard the rapping on his door, an incessant tapping.
Draco: He slowly opened the door of his modest apartment; he wasn't expecting a visit from the social worker or his recent girlfriend. Instead, it was a shock of bright red hair coming out of a pale white skull. "All aboard ADVENTURE!" the ghost of Ms. Frizzle cackled as it reached out to Carlos.
Draco: And thus ended Draco's impromptu creepy story.
Gooper Blooper: I'm 2spooked
Jumpropeman: then Sammy took off her halloween mask
Jumpropeman: got ya Carlos!
Harpy: Carlos: *stares*

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Actually 9 Orcs: My laundry
Draco: W...why do you use so many diapers?
Jumpropeman: spy, you don't need to wash them, diapers are disposable
Draco: And why do you live in a pineapple under the sea?
Gooper Blooper: Spy is actually Jolene from Paper Mario TTYD and his laundry is the forty pairs of Battle Trunks
Gooper Blooper: "Did you get all of that garbage out of the storage room?"
Draco: 8I
Draco hoses Spy off.

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Actually 9 Orcs: Did you guys see the new Sheep post!?
Actually 9 Orcs: I never knew Sister Alice was the Sheep's mother
Gooper Blooper: HE REVEALED EVERYTHING AT LAST AFTER THREE YEARS, IT WAS WORTH THE WEIGHT
Jumpropeman: FATHER SQUID IS THE ILLEGITIMATE FATHER OF WALL!!
Jumpropeman: DR. GRENDEL IS ACTUALLY THREE DWARFS IN A SUIT
Actually 9 Orcs: So that makes Wall and Pozzo half-cousins
Jumpropeman: SISTER ALICE'S EYE COLOR USED TO BE GREEN
Jumpropeman: LUCKY IS ACTUALLY CARLA'S PRESUMABLY DEAD FATHER
Gooper Blooper: PURNIMA IS DAVID WEARING A COSTUME, PURNIMA'S THE ONE WHO BECAME A SNAKE
Jumpropeman: BLIK IS ACTUALLY FROM ITALY
Gooper Blooper: BLIK IS ACTUALLY ONE OF ROBOTNIK'S BADNIKS
Gooper Blooper: ITALIAN BADNIK
Jumpropeman: mah god
Actually 9 Orcs: I was suspicious of Sheepplot
Actually 9 Orcs: But Waluigi's rendition of the 1812 Overture? Beautiful
Gooper Blooper: And so it turned out the Non-Descript Man was Manju the whole time
Actually 9 Orcs: And the twist where Sister Alice turned good again through the power of Cookie Clicker
Actually 9 Orcs: Oscar-winning shit
Draco: Waaaaaaaaa
Jumpropeman: I think I might just stop RPing. It's such a perfect end to all that's happened so far
Draco: =o
Gooper Blooper: He even out-cuted me with that surprise pairing at the end. Amazing for someone who normally never wrote cute
Actually 9 Orcs: Most magical moment was Sarah and Alex returning to finish their vows and turn Sticker Star into a proper Paper Mario game
Jumpropeman: i gotta say, Nondescript Man X Dr. G. Nerique was not a ship I expected, but it immediately made perfect sense
Draco: Dang, dude, this Blik trial is deep. =O
Actually 9 Orcs: I hear Del's closing the forum down just to preserve that perfect finale
Draco: I better go post and ruin it real quick then. =p

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Gooper Blooper: My Pokemon White team was weird
Gooper Blooper: By the end of the game it was five bug types and Basculin
SteelKomodo: pfffft
Gooper Blooper: I kept seeing bugs and going "this thing is boss, get on the team"

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RubyChao: sammyplayswindwaker.png
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...Toon Link is Sammy
SteelKomodo: this is my headcanon now
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
Harpy: oh god
Harpy: Sintendo hired Sammy while we weren't looking
Harpy: Carlos is gonna flip
Gooper Blooper: Sammy gets all the best jobs

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SteelKomodo: I hang my posters too, my toe Godzilla ones at home are the only ones I have framed in any way
SteelKomodo: *two
Gooper Blooper: A life-size poster of Godzilla's toe
Gooper Blooper: it'll sell millions
Gooper Blooper: "THIS IS JUST HIS TOE"
Saberwulf: toezooky
SteelKomodo: XD

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The Deleter: calico was a turtle once
The Deleter: he angrily ate a jellyfish
Saberwulf: Did he have one eye and eat lettuce
SteelKomodo: Pffffft
The Deleter: he peed in the ocean but all turtles do that so it was pretty pointless
Saberwulf: (Read Small Gods it's great)

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Saberwulf: Aggghhhh I can't come up with miniplot ideas
The Deleter: david does cocaine
The Deleter: a david made of cocaine does some cocaine made of david
The Deleter: i had to think about that whilst i typed
Saberwulf: That sounds like something he'd do on saturdays

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Jumpropeman: hey harpy, what does Gluttony look like in demon form? Kinda your regular fat demon with too big a smile?
Harpy: Um, hold on
Harpy: sort of like this, only the seam is horizontal, and he has hair on his head. black hair mind
Gooper Blooper: hahaha I knew it
Harpy: sssssssh

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Harpy: Sophia is prolly sorta toned because of martial arts, with long brown hair usually in a ponytail
Harpy: Back when she accepted being Sundae, she usually had a hat that looked like a Banana Split was on her head
Gooper Blooper: Buff Maid is a hilarious mental image
Harpy: what are you even imagining
Harpy: are you putting a woman's face on General Armstrong's body
Gooper Blooper: A maid pumping iron
Gooper Blooper: Well I am now, thanks
Harpy: oh god I've tainted his mind
Gooper Blooper: nanoma-sweets, son
RubyChao: I COULD OUTEAT THE PRESIDENT
Harpy: ...I actually meant the Armstrong from Full Metal Alchemist, but what the fuck why not MGSR
Harpy: "THIS POWER WAS PASSED DOWN FROM THE SUNDAE LINE FOR GENERAAAATIONS! *sparkle* "

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Jumpropeman: Harpy was going to write up a description of Sloth, but she got lazy :V
TiRedSpy: Harpy was going to write up a description of Wrath, but she got too pissed to finish
Gooper Blooper: Harpy was going to write up a description of Pride, but she felt it was above her to do so
Harpy: I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DESCRIBE SLOTH OR PRIDE
Harpy: a ball of steroid-pumped arms fits Demon Form Wrath well
Harpy: its like you put all of Oceanus's godpunches together and
Harpy: MAKE THEM WORSE
TiRedSpy: . . . 2014 plot
TiRedSpy: Osh gets godpunched
TiRedSpy: Enters existential crisis
Harpy: that would imply that he was godlike
Gooper Blooper: IT'S ARMS N DANGEROUS
TiRedSpy: In that case I mean punched by a god
Gooper Blooper: BACK FOR REVENGE ON WIDOW MAKER WHO IT THINKS IS FINAL MANTISY
Jumpropeman: i miss cleptopod!
Gooper Blooper: One of my odder ideas in a sea of odd ideas
Gooper Blooper: Maybe he's still working as a butler for Bulgrave or something

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Harpy: goops
Harpy: thanks to you, I'm watching Sailor Moon again
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: haha

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Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: oh god harpy still hasn't spent her time-sensitive money
Harpy: What games are good on steam that I can get for 20 dollars or less
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: WHAT WILL SHE DO
Harpy: I WAS GONNA USE IT ON GROCERIES BUT NOBODY CAN TAKE ME
Harpy: AND I THOUGHT SEPTEMBER HAD 31 DAYS
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: NO, THEY ALTERNATE USUALLY
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: AND EVERYONE KNOWS OCTOBER HAS 31
The Deleter: hmmm
Harpy: I KIND OF CHECKED A CALENDAR AND REMEMBERED THAT OH
Harpy: I CAN'T MONTH RIGHT
The Deleter: Civ V is good but that's just me
Harpy: if all else fails, i'm buying a lot of keys and giving JRM and Spy all of them
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: Could you put the money in your Steam Wallet thing instead so you could wait for sales?
Harpy: Uuuuh
Harpy: ...
Harpy: that's fucking brilliant
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: =D
The Deleter: hahaha
The Deleter: goops solved the mystery
SteelKomodo: =D
Harpy: watch as I spend it all on tf2 keys anyway
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: Steam Summer Sale 2014: Harpy buys 40 copies of bad rats
The Deleter: harpy give me ten dollars so i can buy some hats for skeleton king
Harpy: what
The Deleter: pls
Harpy: what
The Deleter: i'm kidding :P

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The Deleter: i think i can get amber before anyone else
The Deleter: but i'm going to grab marsack via culture bomb anyway
The Deleter: also i will rename it to ballsack and you can't stop me
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: #Lewd
The Deleter: two more planets up for grabs - sobek-re and lentz
The Deleter: but they are very close to altarian space so no guarantees
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: And then Del renames them SoHorny and Buttz

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Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: JRM will make my character kill Sammy, just watch
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: he loves that kinda thing
Jumpropeman: well now i pretty much have to!

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[An eBay listing for a Gooper Blooper wall sticker has the following description in all-caps, large font, multiple colors:]

FOR THE FIRST 100 CUSTOMER WE ARE OFFERING A BUY ONE GET ONE FREE OFFER
YES FOR EVERY ONE YOU BUY YOU GET ANOTHER FREE AND ALSO YOU ONLY PAY FOR POSTAGE ONCE SO THE MORE YOU ORDER AT ONE TIME THE CHEAPER THEY ARE
( WE CAN ALSO OFFER RECORDED DELIVER SO YOU ITEM CAN BE TRACKED BUT THIS IS AN EXTRA 8 ZL FOR THE WHOLE ORDER JUST EMAIL AND TELL ME )
BUT PLEASE FOR YOUR FREE ONE JUST SEND AUCTION NUMBER DON'T BID ON IT
WALL STICKERS THESE CAN CHANGE ANY ROOM IN MINUTES THEY ARE EXCELLENT QUALITY AT  LOW PRICE THE ARE ALL APPROX 22 BY 29 CM
IF YOU DONT SEE WHAT YOU WANT EMAIL ME AND ILL SEE IF I CAN GET IT


Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: I have never seen anyone more excited about gooper blooper stickers
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: that fucking description can never be read in any voice but a car salesman with a megaphone
Jumpropeman: Shipping information: Random string of consonants
SteelKomodo: HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS IT'S WALL STICKERS
SteelKomodo: LIKE HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER
SteelKomodo: Shipping Info: *dies of joy-induced heart attack*
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: WE'LL DO IT LIVE

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Harpy: "As the pumpkin slowly comes into focus, it begins to very slowly rotate, as if it's on the Home Shopping Network. It also starts to come into view more strongly, but remains impossible to interact with."
Harpy: I read that and the Wii Shop title came into my head
Harpy: GOOOOOOPSSSS
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: Fucking love that stupid shopping music
Sailor Mercurys Wild Ride: Nintendo should have remixed it for the 3DS shop

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Harpy: thanks goops, now that you mentioned maids pumping iron, I can't stop thinking of Sophia doing bench presses with her legs
Jumpropeman: Sophia is a monk in a maid's outfit who is from a place made of food, uses holy magic, and is forced to serve the embodiment of Gluttony
Jumpropeman: i love ZFRP

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