RubyChao: out of legit curiosity, what does david think of the guy who killed snakehim :V
Saberwulf: He'll probably give him a prize
Saberwulf: A solid gold statue of himself
Saberwulf: He's got like what, 50
RubyChao: pfft
2Goopy: Does the statue's head bobble
The Deleter: of course it does
The Deleter: did you even have to ask :P
Saberwulf: It better
Saberwulf: He spent a whole zero dollars on those
Saberwulf: (he stole them)
2Goopy: Who was out there making david statues that wasn't involved with david
Saberwulf: David's visage is that of gods, who wouldn't want to forge such beauty hahaha yeah no he got them made and never paid for them
Saberwulf: Because David's an asshole
RubyChao: that's our david! *laugh track*
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Jumpropeman: *caught up on spacewhale antics*
Jumpropeman: *ahem* *sprays water into my throat* Figaro figaro figaro...
Jumpropeman: and.....
Jumpropeman: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
RubyChao: pfffffft
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2Goopy: *message box appears*
2Goopy: "Firefox 25 is available"
2Goopy: FIREFOX PLEASE STOP
HoloSpy: WHAT
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RubyChao: "OH COME ON"
Draco: D'OH HO HO HO HO HO HO!
SteelKomodo: COME ON NINTENDO D:<
Draco: Nintrolldo
BluSpy: cockblock
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BluSpy: hey Spy
BluSpy: i found the perfect image for you
HoloSpy: YEP
HoloSpy: THERE BE TRUTH IN THEM THAR HILLS
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RubyChao: i think i just reached the pinnacle of rp ruining things, now it's ruining my own typing
RubyChao: i was trying to look up the sarahkin job classes on the ff wiki to find out more
RubyChao: but i typed "ariel" instead of "archer"
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Jumpropeman: been a while since I wrote such a big fite
Jumpropeman: and I've got one day to do it :V
RubyChao: :V
RubyChao: at least it's not the big bar brawl
Jumpropeman: *outsources some of the work to India*
Jumpropeman: *fite comes back in Telugu*
RubyChao: if only we could read it, we'd consider it one of the best fites of the year
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2Goopy: >wake up
2Goopy: >sore throat
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THE KING OF BONES: AFTER ALL, YOU'RE NEVER TOO FAR FROM A SKELETON
THE KING OF BONES: YOUR OWN
Harpy: I rather keep my skin sir
THE KING OF BONES: TOO BAD
THE KING OF BONES: SKELETON TIME
SteelKomodo: you don't know what you're missing out on harpy
SteelKomodo changed name to SkeleKomodo
SkeleKomodo: being a skeleton ain't that bad
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RubyChao: i am going to go as the spookiest thing of all
RubyChao: A NORMAL HUMAN
RubyChao flails
SkeleKomodo: D:
RubyChao changed name to RubyHuman
RubyHuman: b-e s-p-o-o-k-e-d
RubyHuman: (now i wanna play ttyd again)
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Saberwulf: happy fuckin' spook day
RubyHuman: that's it, i'm calling halloween "fuckin' spook day" from now on
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Saberwulf: oh shit celestia has a face
Saberwulf is late as shit
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2Goopy: "Detective Simon Dgutshe and his partner, Maddy Winchet, placing an arrest on an illegal mp3 dealer. At first he sees the suitcase and thinks "Oh, it's the money," but then it opens up and there's a tiny woman inside! And then she holds out a wallet and he the thinks "Oh, it's the money," but then it opens up and there's a detective badge and ID! What a surprise! The perfect arrest!"
Saberwulf: hahaha
dacro: I'd never have seen the suitcase cop coming!
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Super Chat Boy: Dear Lewis Dot Structures: piss off. I wanna get RP done
Super Chat Boy: What do you MEAN you little shits are due tomorrow
Super Chat Boy: How is "I'm Vince McMahon Damnit!" NOT the perfect get-out-of-work excuse
RubyHuman: did you try saying McMadd instead
2Goopy: It doesn't work because you are not, in fact, vince mcmahon
RubyHuman: so does that mean that if spy legally changed his name to vince mcmahon
RubyHuman: he could then use it to get out of work
2Goopy: It works for vince because vince is a millionaire and also 70 years old
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RubyHuman: "Never EVER accept a game cartridge that you played as a child if it's missing a label or is old, shabby and has it's name written on it in marker, no matter how nostalgic you are"
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M Sheep: For the love of...three weeks I've been combing through the college library's database, and only ONE article that directly addresses non-binary gender
M Sheep: and, worse, only SEVEN on Corvid psychology
M Sheep tsk tsk
M Sheep: what is the world coming to
M Sheep: (On a side note, I tend to rate my scholarly databases by how many articles on Corvid psychology they have)
2Goopy: 7 out of 10 corvids
SteelKomodo: pffffft
SteelKomodo: ...corvid psychology?
M Sheep: crows, me bucko
M Sheep: CROWS
M Sheep: rooks, ravens, and the like
M Sheep: (Don't get me started on crows)
M Sheep: Don't do it
M Sheep Sine.txt EVERYWHERE
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Droca: I was closing a claim file the other day and the plaintiff's name was Yolo. I felt bad for them.
Jumpropeman: If his last name is Swaggins than you just closed the file on the dopest hobbit in hobbiton
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SteelKomodo: i reckon I'm just gonna say "fuck training" and storm through the gyms with like just 6 guys
SteelKomodo: and only catch others for pokedex and stuff
Gooper Blooper: That's probably the best overall way to go about it if you want to finish without outright rushing
RubyChao: i ended up doing that in one hack once thanks to the level curve being pretty absurd
RubyChao: i just stuck to the same five and had them kill everything
RubyChao: by the end they were level 85+ each and the second closest was in the thirties :V
SteelKomodo: i just gotta decide who those guys are gonna be
Droca: Pikachu and his five twins.
Gooper Blooper: Pikachu, Azumarill, Dedenne, Plusle, Emolga, Pachirisu
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RubyChao: post
RubyChao: because Why Not
Droca: Because it's illegal. That's "why not"
RubyChao: D:
RubyChao deletes himself
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The Deleter: note to self
The Deleter: do not press edit on another person's post
The Deleter: rubychao just dodged a bullet
RubyChao: del pls
Saberwulf: oh god
Gooper Blooper: del why
Gooper Blooper: you already deleted one of harpy's poots a few weeks back
The Deleter: because lel
Gooper Blooper: MAD WITH POWER
Droca: Suddenly, Ruby's post is about Jonesy burning down an orphanage. And it's canon!
RubyChao: brb i need to go organize a coup to stop this senseless tyranny
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Saberwulf: In other tech news, a firm in California wrote an algorithm that can break through CAPTCHAs by digitally mimicking human eyes which is scary as fuck
SteelKomodo: why D:
Saberwulf: because SCIENCE
SteelKomodo: SCIENCE
The Deleter: oh dear
The Deleter: spambots will become immortal
The Deleter: and unstoppable
Saberwulf: intelligent tapogres
Saberwulf: They become better RPers than us
SteelKomodo: ...D:
RubyChao: yearlong plot about tramadol raising an army, overthrowing the kobbers
Saberwulf: pfff
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Gooper Blooper: #Bruteroot
Harpy: so much
Harpy: venasaur
SteelKomodo: #Bruteroot
The Deleter: saurfest
SteelKomodo: ...I'm thinking of renaming my Ivysaur, actually
SteelKomodo: to differentiate it from Goops'
RubyChao: Rootbrute?
Gooper Blooper: Venusaur's favorite chip flavor:
Gooper Blooper: saur cream
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
SteelKomodo: ...is that a Lego Venusaur I see?
SteelKomodo: I only just noticed it amongst the green-mass of near-identical Venusaur figures
Gooper Blooper: Ah, just spotted it, I think you're right
Gooper Blooper: it's like where's waldo in there
Gooper Blooper: That one at the end of the book where everyone looks like waldo
SteelKomodo: ...oh god that bit
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The Deleter: if the fucking tingle dog wins i will burn something
[the fucking tingle dog wins]
The Deleter: i don't think we have any matches in the house, and when i tried to explain it to my housemate...
The Deleter: let's just say he now thinks i'm crazy
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RubyChao: TIME TO HAVE A SIX-MONTH-LONG REVIVAL PLOT FOR DR. NERIQUE
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SteelKomodo: i kinda wanna see Future Conrad as a thing maybe
RubyChao: conrad as trunks
RubyChao: "I'M YOUR SON - FROM THE FUTURE"
Yamcha: Future Conrad gets a rival in the form of Aircon Man Zephy the Kid, who thinks his father stole all the glory and chocolate water fountains
Jumpropeman: Erebus Jr.
Yamcha: Also Kevin Triden, who flips-flops sides so much you'd think he's on Tiamat's payroll
RubyChao: PFFFFFFT
Yamcha: But eventually they reform the Muscle League 4 Heroes of Light and all is well
RubyChao: "he's a mishmash of whatever a drunk merchant had in the backpack that day"
SteelKomodo: =D
SteelKomodo: that'd be awesome spy
The Deleter: "son of a soldier woman and a super soldier man, shits magic powers, is a nice guy i guess?"
Saberwulf: "Conrad Svilzerian is a normal high school kid. Or so it seems! After school, Conrad is actually.. THE NIGHTLORD"
RubyChao: if only kevin triden wasn't so worried about being in the shadow of his father alex
Yamcha: Daddy's training was too hard for poor Kevin Triden
Yamcha: "But daddy, I can't eat ALL of this sundae!" "It's the only way you will learn!"
Saberwulf: *cue US anime opening*
RubyChao: XD
Harpy: did someone just mention alex's unborn child
SteelKomodo: UL-TI-MATE KOB-BERS,
Harpy: i think that summoned me
Harpy: :U
Yamcha: Yeah, we're talking about Kevin
RubyChao: pft
Saberwulf: hahaha
Harpy: jesus you're getting ahead of yourselves, nobody even knows about the wedding yet!
Gooper Blooper: pregnant sarah cravings
Gooper Blooper: nobody survives
Saberwulf: Oh jesus fuck she'd eat a whole goddamn cake factory
Harpy: she needs a 16 tier cake
RubyChao: eat all the food in existence
Yamcha: So if we're going by Kinnikulogic
Harpy: goddamn it wulf made a better joke
RubyChao: wulf does that include the factory itself
Saberwulf: Yes
Yamcha: Does this mean Timeskip Zeph has to solder a Wario mustache onto his face
RubyChao: yes
Yamcha: Because its the only way to prove he's older
Harpy: the factory is made out of cakes
RubyChao: it does
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: next year is the entire kobber gang building a cake factory to feed pregnant sarah
Harpy: oh lawd
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RubyChao: does david hang out with doomrider on the weekends
RubyChao: wait i think it's canon that he does
Saberwulf: It is actually
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Saberwulf: Haha whoa Marduk changed his character completely
Saberwulf: It's a void siren now
Harpy: "siren"
Harpy: Siren intensifies
Saberwulf: god fucking dammit he's such a GOOD WRITER DAMN YOU EREBUS
Saberwulf: YOU AND YOUR NICE HAIR
Harpy: haha
The Deleter: i am very confused as to how a star vampire is going to get on with two people who do not like touchy feely
The Deleter: :getin:
SteelKomodo: XD
Saberwulf: By touchin' 'em
Gooper Blooper: Game begins, everyone realizes they wrote themselves into a corner with socially awkward characters
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Harpy: unfortunately, being a junior who needs to prolly take GREs, I cannot RP any more than I already have
Harpy: unless you want a repeat of my freshman year where i was weeping at finals because OH GOD RP SUCKED OUT MY LIFE AND SMARTS I WANNA GO HOME
RubyChao: D:
Saberwulf: "What is the square root of twenty seven?" ALEX TRIDEN
Gooper Blooper: *doodle of sarah*
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Jumpropeman: I looked up dog-related idioms, and on the list of mostly dog-related phrases is "crooked as a barrel of fish hooks"
Harpy: what the
Harpy: what
Harpy: ahaha what
Harpy: my mind is so utterly broken right now, thanks JRM
Jumpropeman: no probs
Saberwulf: How have I never used crooked as a barrel of fish hooks
Gooper Blooper: someone get "crooked as a barrel of fish hooks" into RP
Gooper Blooper: it's not too late
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Harpy: I love glasses, people are cute in them I think
Gooper Blooper: *looks at Sammy and Sonia*
Gooper Blooper: GLASSES
Harpy: Carla gets Glasses next year
Harpy: teeny spectacles!
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Jumpropeman: We only had one guest write this year
The Deleter: no drown yer mates :<
Harpy: you have no faith, JRM
The Deleter: i know
The Deleter: alternate idea
The Deleter: you guys offer up characters and i'll run it on my blogge
Gooper Blooper: oh goodness
Gooper Blooper: You could also post it in AU or use it as a Christmas fite
Harpy: I enter Sammy for hilarity
Gooper Blooper: yessss
Jumpropeman: Christmas Drunkenness would be amazing
Harpy: so I can do a writeup afterwards with Sammy and Carlos having a talk
Harpy: "I'm fine, I'm fine dufe" "Sammy. Let me put this into perspective: You drank the equivalent of very strong vodka with weed and shit at ten times your own bodyweight. AND YOU ARE SHORTER AND STOCKIER THAN I AM."
Harpy: "HOW THE HELL DID YOU TURN OUT FINE"
Gooper Blooper: I will probably enter Josephine
Gooper Blooper: Sarah's had two chances, time for a different sister
Jumpropeman: I'll still draw her with a bendy straw
Yamcha: Ricard
Jumpropeman: we haven't really been raging drunks that much this year anyway
Jumpropeman: excluding the Jonesy dating game, it was incredibly tame
Gooper Blooper: Ariel got drunk at least
Gooper Blooper: Josephine a few times
Harpy: i want sammy to drink using a little swirly straw
Harpy: for no real reason other than why not
Gooper Blooper: :3
Harpy: "I must not lose my inner kid. NOT EVEN WHEN I'M 21"
Harpy: *sammy drinks a snapture using like 3 different funstraws*
Gooper Blooper: My inner kid is so prominent it's my outer kid
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Harpy: also i just got asked out
Harpy: on an MMO
Jumpropeman: Getting asked out on an internet game is nothing
Jumpropeman: I got so many Gaia Online girlfriends
Saberwulf: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: Harpy gets all the guys
Harpy: i was on the char that i call Carla
Harpy: CARLA ISN'T INTO STRANGERS
Gooper Blooper: "IT'S THAT CHICK WITH THE CUTE ORIGINAL CHARACTERS, BRO, ASK HER OUT"
Harpy: "cute"
Harpy: *points to Gluttony*
Harpy: *maybe to Garnet*
Gooper Blooper: Garnet caught The Cute when she started hanging around Pech
Saberwulf: The oddest place to catch it
Harpy: its a virus, sticks around 4evah
Harpy: well when you bond over blowing up junk cars...
Gooper Blooper: Gluttony I'll give you, but that's like saying my characters are all scary just because I have a couple spooks
Gooper Blooper: it's a generalization, not a unanimous thing
Harpy: well, only gluttony is not cute :U
Jumpropeman: its like saying all my characters are old people or ghosts
Gooper Blooper: and then I draw them and make them cuter
Gooper Blooper: I can't help it
Harpy: Gluttony gets kawaii
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Yamcha: HEY
Yamcha: HEY JRM
Yamcha: GUESS WHO JUST PERFECT'D THE WOMB
Harpy: women?
Saberwulf: pfff
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SteelKomodo: TAKE COVER, EVERYONE
SteelKomodo: PITSUHO IS GONNA GO THROUGH DA ROOF
Gooper Blooper: yesssssss
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gooper Blooper: oh god that fucking timing
RubyChao: pfft
SteelKomodo: jesus christ that was good timing
RubyChao: right
RubyChao: here i goooo (posted)
Jumpropeman: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RubyChao: i think we're going to kill jrm at this rate
Gooper Blooper: it's wonderful :3
RubyChao: 2muchpitsuho4him
SteelKomodo: jrm stay with us man D:
SteelKomodo: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT
Gooper Blooper: the nuclear light
RubyChao: utsuho puts down her sun
RubyChao: "huh when did the ghost get here"
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