Chatzy Madness Volume 106: Attractive Fertile Female Bass

Gooper Blooper: never forget
Harpy: what
Harpy: i'm getting more confused and frightened every day
SteelKomodo: Some of us want to D,:
SteelKomodo: You remember us talkin bout Lapland new forest, harpy?
Gooper Blooper: for the uninitiated
Gooper Blooper: I remember a couple years back I found a big forum thread about LNF on some travel website that captured the days leading up to the opening and then the fallout after it opened
The Towers of Austin Powers: i remember this
The Towers of Austin Powers: hahahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: I wonder if said thread is still up
RubyChao: hello goops
Harpy: i wasn't here for that
Harpy: which is why I was confused
Gooper Blooper: Found the thread, it was a site for moms
SteelKomodo: I c
Gooper Blooper: Or "mums"
Gooper Blooper: because Britain
SteelKomodo: #Britain

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RubyChao: guys we found the new character selector for ssb4
Gooper Blooper: Imagine if Sakurai actually added every single character asked for on Miiverse
Jumpropeman: Knukle fr smsh bro
Gooper Blooper: Every last one of them
RubyChao: he'd be over a thousand by now
SteelKomodo: That'd be my personal nightmare D:
Gooper Blooper: As a result the game never releases because people never stop requesting
Gooper Blooper: Or it DOES release and everyone after the first 500 is DLC
Jumpropeman: but at least we could play as Goku
SteelKomodo: I'd only be happy if it was TFS Goku
SteelKomodo: and his final smash was the muffin button
Gooper Blooper: spongy love muffins
SteelKomodo: "YAAAAAAAAY-" *Namek stage explodes*
RubyChao: i did not know moshi moshi meant all that
Gooper Blooper: "LOOK SAKURAI I KNOW JAPANESE WILL YOU PUT SQUIDWARD IN SMASH NOW"
Gooper Blooper: "PLEASE"
SteelKomodo: "No :|"

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Gooper Blooper: Remember when Rain beat demonic possession by chugging a milkshake
Gooper Blooper: Pepperidge Farm remembers
SteelKomodo: NEVER FORGET

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Jumpropeman: oh no
Jumpropeman: Rainbow Dash
Jumpropeman: who told you about miiverse
Gooper Blooper: Dash wants to be in Smash so she can enter fites for all of eternity

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Harpy: *looks at external*
Harpy: *old profiles for alex and xavier*
Harpy: *sweats*
Gooper Blooper: >​retro alex content
Gooper Blooper: ooh
Harpy: you must pay 20 alex coins for bonus content
deer piss: But
deer piss: All I have are bison dollars
deer piss: And salt
Gooper Blooper: can I earn alex coins by sending you more chocolate
Harpy: oh my god
Harpy: if you can get away with it

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(Spy is playing Scribblenauts Unlimited)

YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: Ahahahaha that was the easiest mission ever
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: "Stop your brother from hunting the dinosaur!"
SteelKomodo: ...what did you do
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: Come up with an elaborate ruse? Nah, I'll just steal his weapon
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: For luring a dinosaur in a cage, "attractive fertile female dinosaur" works well
Onesie Knight: huh
Onesie Knight: scribblenauts is weirdly flexible
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: AHAHAHA JINGLY KEYS GET ITS ATTENTION
Onesie Knight: dinocatte
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: . . . What
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: Challenge is to put dinosaur to sleep
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: So I put it to sleep with choloform
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: Mission failed
Onesie Knight: lol
Onesie Knight: give it a giant pillow and a glass of milk
SteelKomodo: XD
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: . . . It worked
Harpy: :U
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: um
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: UM
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: game no
SteelKomodo: um?
SteelKomodo: what D:
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: what are you doing that's awful even by my standards
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: Try to lure bass with "attractive fertile female bass"
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: Fisherman runs over and sits on it
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: Maybe this is because fertile is a synonym with pregnant, but then a baby bass was born
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: My mind is full of nope
SteelKomodo: DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD​DDDDDDDDDDDD:

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Harpy: i made a friend jealous by mentioning that my school has brownie cookies
Harpy: his inner sarah was hungry
Gooper Blooper: well I just ate a normal non-cookie brownie
Gooper Blooper: does that count for anything
Harpy: yes
Harpy: all brownies in all shapes and forms are appreciated
Harpy: blondies, too
Harpy: also, remember way back, when I talked about insomnia cookies?
Gooper Blooper: yes
Harpy: my friend has one
Harpy: right around the area
Harpy: because he lives near ohio state university, the bastard
Gooper Blooper: Insomnia Brownie Cookies when
Harpy: forever
Harpy: I also have insomnia cookies but its 40 minutes away because my college isn't real, only the UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA gets it, fuckin jawcks
Harpy: *transfers just so she can get cookies*

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YOU ARE NOT PREPARED joined the chat
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED FOR ME TO JOIN THE CHAT
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED: . . . That would've worked better if it didn't do the login message first
Cake Knight: hahaha

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RubyChao: so question, does Sir Barnaby's full title end with "Esquire"
Gooper Blooper: yes

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RubyChao: booberry
SteelKomodo: Man, being a ghost sucks

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Metal Gear Del: i wrote dumb shit where skeleton king is evil, and tak-sin is gay and evil
Metal Gear Del: WHY ARE ALL OF MY CHARACTERS SO SHALLOW *weeps into pepsi*

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Saberwulf: I should check if that leather jacket I have fits
Saberwulf: Look like a cool gay clubber to hide the horrible anxiety of confronting people
SteelKomodo: XD
Saberwulf: Holy fuck it finally does
Saberwulf: I look sexy as hell in this thing
Gooper Blooper: not too sexy for his jacket
Gooper Blooper: Instead, he is exactly sexy enough
Saberwulf: Leather jackets have a memetic effect in making me better at being an asshole too so it's a win-win

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SteelKomodo: Also I really wanna make a dumb joke, but it might be a bit tasteless even for my standards :U
Saberwulf: I enjoy tastless jokes, do tell
Gooper Blooper: dirkjokes
SteelKomodo: Alright
SteelKomodo: you may have noticed that I changed a bit in Barbara's interview
SteelKomodo: In that she says "don't expect me to fall for any lad or lass that comes along"
Saberwulf: gasp
Gooper Blooper: haha
SteelKomodo: the italic bit I added on the off-chance we have a lesbian in the fantasy section
SteelKomodo: but then it dawned on me that, because she's a barbarian and a tomboy, gender roles don't mean shit to her
SteelKomodo: so yes, Barbara is now bi
SteelKomodo: You could say she is... A Bi-barian
Saberwulf: Hahahaha
Gooper Blooper: spectacular

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Gooper Blooper: RP is the ultimate example of Sure Why Not

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Apollo Justice: assume all my characters are straight unless otherwise noted
Apollo Justice: sonia's bisexual and hits on anything with a butt

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Gooper Blooper: I don't think SK was here when we came up with the Pit Theory
SteelKomodo: Oh?
Gooper Blooper: Aha, found it
Gooper Blooper: Gooper Blooper: Dirk's an ass man
-Gooper Blooper: Maybe Pit's the boob lover
-Gooper Blooper: you know, counterparts
-Agnes Oblige: maybe
-Agnes Oblige: i guess that's why he went for a touhou
-Cornwind Evil: You've have to be a boob to challenge Touhou games
Apollo Justice: I AM THE ULTIMATE BOOB
Apollo Justice: because i'm a girl, see
Apollo Justice: who plays touhou
Apollo Justice: i'll go cry in the corner
SteelKomodo: ...gimme a second
SteelKomodo:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTMtRNkyGxQ
SteelKomodo: So um, yeah
SteelKomodo: that is a hell of a theory
SteelKomodo: And I have no words

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Jumpropeman: at least tenshi and pit aren't the pairing instead of utsuho and pit, cuz then it would be called tenshit
Gooper Blooper: Penshi
SteelKomodo: Pitshi
Gooper Blooper: Pit leaves okuu for tenshi, acquires a gimmick of getting a new girlfriend every year
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
RubyChao: new team name
RubyChao: Heaven and Heaven

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Metal Gear Del: how the fuck does a roleplay group of like seven people have better gender and sexual diversity than mainstream media
Metal Gear Del: world is not just

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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman changed name to Cory in the House
Cory in the House: i did it
Cory in the House: I played
Cory in the House: i beat it
Cory in the House: but!
Cory in the House: I must now 100% it
Cory in the House: wish me luck
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: Not only did Draco actually send JRM a copy of Cory in the House, JRM actually played it
Gooper Blooper: this community