Gooper Blooper: Oh, this is cute
Gooper Blooper: So today was the one-month anniversary of BLOODY SUNDAY, that day Twitch released half their Pokemon trying to withdraw a zapdos
SteelKomodo: Oh god
Gooper Blooper: Today the intrepid trainer A spent all morning at the PC
Gooper Blooper: But she didn't release anyone, instead just randomly swapping Pokemon into and out of her team
Gooper Blooper: People are calling it "Lovely Sunday" and saying it's A unable to decide which Pokemon she wants on her team because she likes all of them
Its a Me, Delio: :3
SteelKomodo: :3
Its a Me, Delio: dat wurmple
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Saberwulf: KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS is a very pretty comic
Gooper Blooper: look at all those demons she has to kill
Its a Me, Delio: all dem demons
RubyChao: there must be six billion of them
SteelKomodo: Yeah, that's gonna take a while
Gooper Blooper: Garlandplot 2012: Kill Six Billion Dragons
Draco: Fluplot 2012: Lose Six Billion Droids
Saberwulf: fucking hell this comic is getting prettier and more detailed by the page
Its a Me, Delio: Skeletonplot 2012: Get Six Billion Bones
Its a Me, Delio: (that's 29126213.6 adult humans)
Its a Me, Delio: (MATH)
Gooper Blooper: =O
RubyChao: so Skeletonplot: Kill 29 Million, 126 Thousand, 214 Adult Humans
Its a Me, Delio: yes
Draco: That's a lot.
Its a Me, Delio: and then get on a Star people ship and find more bones
Draco: Unless you're in Warhammer in which case it's a minor infantry charge.
Its a Me, Delio: and conquer the galaxy for bones
Its a Me, Delio: bonesbonesbones
SteelKomodo: Pffffffffft
SteelKomodo: Carolplot 2014: Fix 6 Billion Things
Draco: Arielplot: Die 6 billion times.
RubyChao: Samusplot 2014: Job Six Billion Times
Draco: ...and done.
Gooper Blooper: Eat Six Billion Cakes
Gooper Blooper: you know who
Draco: The Lord?
RubyChao: utsuho has to hug pit six billion times
RubyChao: the angel is in for a lot of hugs
Gooper Blooper: Make Six Billion Pairings
SteelKomodo: Pit can take it :U
SteelKomodo: ...oh god Tak-sin plot D:
Gooper Blooper: Kill Six Billion Suitors
Harp: wat
Draco: Pechplot: Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssix billion.
RubyChao: a giant mountain of dead suitors
Gooper Blooper: and still nobody knows who did it
RubyChao: "Welcome to Dead Suitor Mountain! We repeat, everyone here died a natural or accidental death!"
Gooper Blooper: "he fell down some stairs"
SteelKomodo: XD
Its a Me, Delio: "They ALL fell down some stairs."
SteelKomodo: "...Um."
Its a Me, Delio: Morgan sits at the top drinking whiskey mixed with blood.
RubyChao: tak-sin puts up a warning sign next to the stairs
Its a Me, Delio: "Yarr!"
Gooper Blooper: the stairs are taken into custody
RubyChao: strategically covers it
Gooper Blooper: I told you about stairs bro
RubyChao: "Oh no, they must have missed the sign. What a tragedy."
Its a Me, Delio: it keeps happening
SteelKomodo: Barbaraplot: Byeut six billion Hintends
RubyChao: Dirkplot: Stare At Six Billion Butts
Its a Me, Delio: they just couldn't wait to be a useless piece of shit all day and play all this polo
Gooper Blooper: I've been reading "Byeut Hintends" as "bust heads". Am I correct?
SteelKomodo: PFFFFFT
SteelKomodo: Wrong
Gooper Blooper: what does it meeeeean
SteelKomodo: Byeut = boot Hintend = backside
Draco: The real quest is is this Harp A, B, C, or D?
SteelKomodo: Yeah, Geordie is wierd
Gooper Blooper: of course
Gooper Blooper: the answer was butts
SteelKomodo: a lot of the words in it are from the vikings
RubyChao: wait so if barbara kicks butts and dirk admires butts
SteelKomodo: Thanks, Vikings
RubyChao: won't they come into conflict?
SteelKomodo: Thikings
RubyChao: Thikings
SteelKomodo: Probably not :U
Gooper Blooper: Dirksephine quality time is rudely interrupted
RubyChao: Barbara attempts to kick Celestia's butt, finds that it's too big for her foot to bother
RubyChao: Celestia doesn't even notice
Gooper Blooper: it just sinks in
SteelKomodo: I don't know where people are going
Gooper Blooper: there's no earthly way of knowing
Saberwulf: This comic is giving me so many Hubverse ideas
Saberwulf: And by that I mean KILL SIX BILLION GITS or "David picks up some LadyChet and pulls her into almost getting exploded all the time"
RubyChao: >LadyChet
RubyChao: did i miss something
RubyChao: oh wait
RubyChao: i misinterpreted
RubyChao: female equivalent of chet not female chet
Gooper Blooper: I think he means a female character playing chet's role of straight man, yeah
Saberwulf: I use the term _Chet for any of David's companions not formally named
Draco: Chetmass
Saberwulf: He's had a massive line of them, he just doesn't talk about them
RubyChao: did they all die
Saberwulf: Sadly most of them did
Draco: No, they just went to live on a nice farm, where they can run around chasing squirrels all day. ;n;
Gooper Blooper: Ulrika has been buying replacement chets and David hasn't noticed
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Saberwulf: Horatio shot David and threw him in a frozen river, though what became of him hasn't been said
Draco: >u>
Its a Me, Delio: was david rasputin
SteelKomodo: Dedvid
Its a Me, Delio: because he got shot and thrown into a river too
Saberwulf: I was gonna reply with a link to Rasputin by Boney M but those fuckers made it unavaiable in the US
Gooper Blooper: jo jo josephine mysidia's greatest love machine
RubyChao: now i can't help but imagine josephine giving a look while holding a rose in her teeth
SteelKomodo: Wut
Draco: Wulf got shot, thrown into a river, stabbed, and poisoned. Except he wasn't poisoned; that's just HIS BLOOD.
RubyChao: the look is directed at dirk obv
Draco: (Hyper-realistic BLOOD)
SteelKomodo: Josephine pls
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: I just might mspaint that
RubyChao: i hope you do
Its a Me, Delio: rosephine
SteelKomodo: Do iiiiit
Gooper Blooper: draw me like one of your french girls
SteelKomodo: ...damn it del
SteelKomodo: you beat us all to it
(later)
Gooper Blooper: So! *claps*
Gooper Blooper: I believe yesterday an idea for a DRAWING came up
RubyChao: oh god
RubyChao: did it become a reality
Harp: i didn't ask yet i swear
Harp: >> <<
Gooper Blooper: here
RubyChao: it's amazing
SteelKomodo: yesssssssss
RubyChao: mysidia's greatest love machine indeed
Harp: 10/10
SteelKomodo: "Oh, Jooooo~"
Gooper Blooper: *dirk intensifies*
Harp: *zfrp intensifies*
Draco: 210/10
RubyChao: *shipping intensifies*
SteelKomodo: *everything intensifies*
Gooper Blooper: butts etc
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RubyChao: link
Harp: oh shit
Harp: how do i control time so i can skip physics
RubyChao: don't ask me, i'm not bisexual
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Harp: oh god
Harp: i really hope i don't go on some show where if you laugh at a chatzy madness, you lose
Harp: because i am very close to losing
RubyChao: You Laugh You Lose Chatzy Madness Edition
Harp: oh my god
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Saberwulf: Pretty good, FINALLY solidified the geography of one of my writing projects so I can actually, you know, continue writing the fucker
Saberwulf: Now I just have to develop EVERYTHING ELSE and chapter one can begin
RubyChao: it's an amazing effect though you can have all the things planned out and then sit down to type it up
RubyChao: and then it's just "how do words work"
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Flamingo joined the chat
Flamingo: CAW.
Flamingo: SQUAWK.
Flamingo: I'm not a terrorist.
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Draco: Wow. It's been almost three years since I made that No Fun Allowed Medal. It brings back memories of when I first made it.
Gooper Blooper: No Butts Allowed
Gooper Blooper: "I had the worst dream jo"
SteelKomodo: ono D:
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Gooper Blooper: Togepi In Trouble
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Gooper Blooper: Oceanus will have to research Gloria's weakness
RubyChao: ANALYZING... NO KNOWN WEAKNESSES
Gooper Blooper: She has a very obvious one nobody's used against her
g: AIM FOR THE HORN OSHACHU
RubyChao: is it "burn a book in front of her"
g: (If its threatening books, Osh won't stoop that low.)
g: (Rivals deserve fair fights)
Gooper Blooper: no that just pisses her off
Gooper Blooper: It's Silencing her so she can't use magic. Neuters any Sarahkin
g: Ah, makes sense
g: Although its prolly because not many other chars use the FF magic systems
RubyChao: AND THEN SHE PUNCHED OSH IN THE FACE
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RubyChao: "The mound was made of Sonics, hundreds of them, some of them frozen, others moving jerkily, awkwardly switching between sprites as if their actions didn't have animations to represent them. Layered uncomfortably on top of each other, some were reclining in a weary-looking pose, while others had rolled themselves up tightly."
Gooper Blooper: spooked my guts right out of my pockets
SteelKomodo: YER DED
RubyChao: spoiler alert: it's a pile of dead sonics
RubyChao: (as in ones that fell into pits)
Harp: Rock's Final Boss 2014: Sonicmass
SteelKomodo: D:
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Saberwulf: Mother of fuck finding pictures of blonde Middle Asians is a chore and a half
Saberwulf: Yes google I am aware Nicki Minaj is technically Indian I don't care
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RubyChao: http://ov3y.github.io/2048-AI/
(No joke here, just a neat browser game)
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Harp: I'm back with pasta and cinnasticks
RubyChao: delicious
SteelKomodo: woot
Gooper Blooper: fewd
Harp: i read that as "lewd" goops
RubyChao: now i want food and what the fuck it's 7 PM
Gooper Blooper: lewd food
RubyChao: brb food
SteelKomodo: lolz
Harp: THIS IS LEWD
SteelKomodo: dirk cooks lewd food
SteelKomodo: #DirkJokes
Gooper Blooper: butt cookies and cakes
Gooper Blooper: Josephine official taste tester
SteelKomodo: hahahaha
Harp: i would not like to eat a buttcake
Harp: they tend to fart out icing
SteelKomodo: XD
Harp: now the whole room smells like sweets
Gooper Blooper: Eau de Sarah
Gooper Blooper: "oi, what smells like cupcakes and pixie dust - oh hi Sarah"
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Gooper Blooper: I found it funny how the "Party Conversations" in BD start out almost always being important to what the characters are doing but slowly devolve to the point where by the last few chapters all they do is talk about food
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The Del Movie: i return from movies
SteelKomodo: wb del
Gooper Blooper: COMING 2014
Gooper Blooper: THE BRITBROS ARE BACK IN THEIR CUH-RAZIEST ADVENTURE YET
Gooper Blooper: "MUM WAS KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS" "WHAT D:"
SteelKomodo: =D
The Del Movie: hahaha
SteelKomodo: if only, eh? :U
SteelKomodo: but which one of us is the comic relief?
The Del Movie: we both are
SteelKomodo: oh, so it's a Simon Pegg/Nick Frost deal
Draco: Are you a Brit enough bro to rescue Mum?
Draco: I think, though, that SK is Howlin' Mad Murdock and Del is B.A. Baracus.
SteelKomodo: pffft
SteelKomodo: also yes, I am Brit enough
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Harp: guess who went on a search for her wallet only to find out it was underneath her chair
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SteelKomodo: had a terrible thought
SteelKomodo: Carol plays Minecraft
The Del Movie: oh no
Cornwind Evil: Sine:....Carol, you need to sleep, all the material will still be there tomorrow.
SteelKomodo: Carol: Aw, ok... *looks at half-finished nuclear reactor*
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jim the giant magnet: pfffffftahahahaha
Als Toy Barn: THAT TERRIFYING TWIST
Als Toy Barn: I'LL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN
Draco: Want some real creepy pasta?
Draco: "It was a dark and stormy night and I was all alone at home. I got very hungry, so I went to the fridge for some food. I pushed aside the Sunny D and the purple stuff and found only some leftover spaghetti. Suddenly, it started to move and make scary noises. I slammed the fridge door shut and began to cry, because the marinara sauce was hyper-realistic! Once my parents got home, I told them about the haunted noodles, but my dad only laughed and said 'Wow, that is SOME creepy pasta!'"
Als Toy Barn: *rimshot*
Draco: Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week! Tip your waitstaff.
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SKooks: on a related note, I still picture Sine and Carol as the Game Grumps
SKooks: with Carol as Jontron/Danny
SKooks: "I fixed too many thiiiiings~!" "Now we gotta drive them all." "So all aboard the Space Traaaaaaiiiiin!"
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SKooks: i love the wild shooting bit where they're just laughing their heads off about how ridiculous it is
Gooper Blooper: so this is what those cabela games are up to
Gooper Blooper: THE MOST EXTREME DED ANIMALS
RubyChao: cabanela's dangerous hunts
RubyChao: requires at least 3 funky moves before each shot
Gooper Blooper: celestia's dangerous hunts: navigate a crowded grocery store to buy more sugar
SKooks: lolz
Gooper Blooper: Sarahkin slo-mo leap at her like the leopards and she has to hurl food in their mouth
Gooper Blooper: VITAL SHOT
SKooks: XD
Cornwind Evil: Sine's Dangerous Hunts
Cornwind Evil: ....are actually quite dangerous as she can go into some real far flung places
SKooks: are there space hippos
SKooks: hippos are actually evil
Gooper Blooper: Kobbera's Dangerous Hunts
RubyChao: hippoler
Gooper Blooper: half the game is just Monster Hunter
jim the giant magnet: Oceanus' Dangerous Hunts
jim the giant magnet: He needs to kill fast . . . BUT FIST TOO SLOW
SKooks: lolz
Gooper Blooper: You get extra points for melee kills when playing as oceanus
SKooks: Dirk's Dangerous Dates
Cornwind Evil: That sounds...dirty.
SKooks: bungee-jumping off dragons with Josephine
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Harp: i don't remember yoshi's cookie being so intense
Gooper Blooper: Cooking with Yoshi is serious business
Harp: YOU THINK YOSHI'S COOKIE IS INTENSE
Harp: TRY PLAYING CELESTIA'S COOKIE
Harp: now with buttcookies
Gooper Blooper: Sarah's Cookie is easy, the playing field is always nearly empty
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Cornwind Evil: I am watching Battleship
SKooks: oh god CW why D:
Cornwind Evil: The opening really drives home how hard it can be to make a proper protagonist
Cornwind Evil: Do you try and make someone super competent, like a James Bond, and risk making people go "This man is impossible to be."
Cornwind Evil: Or make someone human who fails and has flaws and risk having the audience go "You are insulting us."
Gooper Blooper: You'll never have a 100% success rate, of course, but it's certainly possible to win over a majority
Gooper Blooper: Lemme guess, the Battleship protagonist includes elements of hyper-competency and stupidity to try and strike a balance?
Cornwind Evil: No, he's a screw up who can't control his temper and everyone save his girlfriend is annoyed by
Cornwind Evil: He tried to impress this girl by getting her a chicken burrito when the bar refused to make her one
Cornwind Evil: But the convenience store is closed
Cornwind Evil: So he breaks in through the roof
SKooks: ouch D:
SKooks: D:
Cornwind Evil: It snowballs from there
Gooper Blooper: it's REALLY IMPORTANT to get that burrito
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Gooper Blooper: mastodons dammit
jim the giant magnet: I stil love Osh and Gloria's generator result
Harp: which is what now
jim the giant magnet: He's Bodyguard, she's Employee
Harp: haha
jim the giant magnet: . . . D: putting in Osh and Sammy gets strange results
jim the giant magnet: Body Touch Friend
Gooper Blooper: Sammy and Sarah are "comrades"
Harp: comrades in cupcakes
Gooper Blooper: oh my
Harp: sonia plz
RubyChao: what a twist
jim the giant magnet: >put Zeph into sideview generator, get Plot
jim the giant magnet: No guys he's already had two years
Gooper Blooper: GENZU DEMANDS FURTHER MEGGERMENS
SKooks: um
SKooks: er
SKooks: Don't put Beck and Celestia in
Gooper Blooper: *puts in celestia and helios*
Gooper Blooper: welp
Cornwind Evil: Well that's pretty much marriage distilled
The Del Movie: are you fuckers using the generators again
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A shower of coconut cream pies joined the chat
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Bah Gawd Kang joined the chat
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A shower of coconut cream pies: Next time we discover a monkey I want to pay millions to name it the Huge Macaque
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Saberwulf: Also My Vag is a great dis song
Saberwulf rap rambling
Harp: that's pretty uncalled for
Harp: lewd
Saberwulf: Swear to god it's called that
Harp: well your vag will not play during my wedding ceremony
Harp: :I
Saberwulf takes genitals to more accepting venues in a huff
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Harp: so for the next week or so, people trying to get positions for the whole university student things are going hardcore
Harp: like one of my classmates is running for senior president and is giving out free hairdos to try to encourage people to vote for her
SteelKomodo: whaaaat
Harp: so on my way to check to see if the cafe has sugar cookies, someone running for Ms. SC State had a shitton of sweets and I was encouraged to take whatever I'd like
Harp: so i am morally obligated to vote for her because she let me have 2 cupcakes
The Del Movie: that's one way of doing it
Harp: dude elections here are hardcore
Harp: like people go put advertisements everywhere on campus
Harp: give out free stuff
Harp: one year, I was in my dorm when a representative knocked on my door and gave me a blueberry biscuit to encourage me to vote for her
Harp: i would like to believe that sarah would vote for whoever gave her the most sweets
Edea Lee: hahahaha
Edea Lee: HAVE A SUCKER, VOTE FOR ME
Harp: provided that alex is not a candidate
Harp: if alex is a candidate, she will vote for him. she'll vote 9 times
Edea Lee: vote early, vote often
Harp: i'll probably vote this year, i skipped out last year
Edea Lee: Celestia for prez
Edea Lee: a cake in every pantry
Harp: if celestia ran, she'd probably win by default
Harp: because of da booty
SteelKomodo: Dirk would deff vote :U
Edea Lee: political ad is just twerking
SteelKomodo: XD
Edea Lee: "Shouldn't I share my position on welfare?" "Nah, skip it"
SteelKomodo: glorious
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Edea Lee: Chao buys Metroid Prime Trilogy
Edea Lee: it's three copies of Other M
RubyChao: AND WHEN I WOKE UP, EVERY METROID GAME WAS OTHER M
RubyChao: EVEN THE OLDER ONES
Harp: that is the only creepypasta that can break ruby
RubyChao: (Other M for the Game Boy)
Edea Lee: 8-bit misogyny
RubyChao: colors are not authorized
Edea Lee: Periwinkle approved
Harp: >periwinkle
Harp: *foams at mouth*
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dick butt: . . . They figured out how to put Strong Mad in WWE14
SteelKomodo: ...what D:
SteelKomodo has nightmares
dick butt: IT'S-A THE CHORT
Del Redux: that's beautiful
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Saberwulf: Lifehack break your batteries
Harp: i don't think those lifehacks are even real
Saberwulf: lifehack make all your notes in ESPN font you piece of shit
dick butt: This one just seems kinda mean
Saberwulf: Lifehack be a piece of shit
Harp: like seriously
dick butt: Just take that banana
dick butt: Rub it the FUCK over your teeth
Harp: "taking notes on your computer?"
Harp: FUCKING
Harp: MAKE IT INTERESTING YOURSELF
Harp: INSTEAD OF PUTTING DUMBASS FONTS EVERYWHERE
Harp: wow i sound angrier about lifehacks than I really am
Harp: too good to be true I swear
Saberwulf: No that one is actually true
Saberwulf: Free amazon prime if you're in college
Harp: what
Harp: WHAT
Harp: where has this been all my life
Harp: i
Harp: i already have an account but
Harp: fuck
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Saberwulf: also LIFEHACK TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
SteelKomodo: ...that is not the ninja turtles
SteelKomodo: THAT IS NOT THE NINJA TURTLES
SteelKomodo: WHAT IS THIS
SteelKomodo changed name to Arin
Arin: WHAT IS THIS
Arin: WHAT IS MY LIFE
dick butt: Is this the new Shrek movie
Saberwulf: yes
Arin: I CAN'T DO IT JON
dick butt: >April O'Neil looks nothing like April O'Neil
dick butt: > THE TURTLES LOOK NOTHING LIKE TURTLES
Del Redux: christ the turtles
Del Redux: i don't even know
Arin: YOU GOTTA DRAW A LINE SOMEWHERE DUDE
Arin: YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT yeah I'm done milking this joke
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Saberwulf: So I checked out that synaptop thing, and it's pretty cool. It looks like it's a bunch of apps that you and your friends can all access at once from a virtual desktop
Del Redux: nice
Del Redux: so can we draw dicks together
Saberwulf: yes, cooperative dick drawing
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harp: sup goopy bloopy my home skillet
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GB: I don't know what's going on here but I am compelled to post it
Harp: edea
Harp: and agnes
Harp: edeagnes
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Dirkea
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Harp: gonna summon chao now
Harp: *makes a satanic summoning circle using touhou doshinjis and kinnikuman mangas*
SteelKomodo: lolz
Harp: HOLY SHIT HE GOT ON SKYPE
Gooper Blooper: IT WORKS
RubyChao joined the chat
Harp: this magic is too powerful
RubyChao: heyyy
Gooper Blooper: 2spooky
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Gooper Blooper: >custardkittensrock is on the forum again
Gooper Blooper: what is she planning
e: the custard kittens are alive too
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RubyChao: "Uh...sorry, even after two giant cups of coffee I'm so tired right now. The nightmares....they're back. What did I do wrong?! I finished the game! It rewarded me! What more does it want of me that these nightmares are back?! I refuse....I refuse to play the "ATEUP" file if that's what it's asking of me!"
RubyChao: what an ending
Gooper Blooper: The ateup file is just a jpg of sarah next to a pile of empty plates looking satisfied
SteelKomodo: lolz
Harp: what if its actually suppoed to say "WHATEUP"
Gooper Blooper: You have to beat Mavericks to uncover each letter of ATEUP and then rearrange them for the clue
RubyChao: eventually it turns out to be an obscure bird
Harp: burd
Harp: beard
Harp: wyatt
SteelKomodo: bird
SteelKomodo: or it turns out to be an invitation to a tea party
SteelKomodo: "TEA UP"
Gooper Blooper: "PAT EU"
SteelKomodo: and unlike the last time it happened Sigma is actually just a nice and misunderstood dude
Gooper Blooper: "THE ANGELOS BROS ARE GOING TO EUROPE!"
RubyChao: french josephine
RubyChao: too many baguettes
Harp: hon hon hon hon hon
SteelKomodo: lolz
Harp: bonjour, mi amour
SteelKomodo: Frenchsephine
Harp: francephine
SteelKomodo: um harp
SteelKomodo: don't ask how i know, but Mi Amour is spanish
Harp: i know
Harp: *mi amie
Harp: :U
Gooper Blooper: Josephine in Pokemon-Amie
Harp: i don't french okay
SteelKomodo: lolz
SteelKomodo: Mon amour is the french
Gooper Blooper: poke puffs everywhere
SteelKomodo: =D
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RubyChao: sk lend me your writing power so i can work hard!
RubyChao: work hard! work hard!
RubyChao falls asleep
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