SorrowKing: Good people! Settle down! The Goldfish is slain! There is no longer need for panic about the freak within our sewers! Though the cost in bullets was a little high.
SorrowKing: Minigun, my shebs. :l Nothing mini about it or those bullets.
SorrowKing: :x
Anyway, there will be a tax hike. You understand.
iKomodo: Pfffft
RubyChao: the problem with it costing $400,000 to fire for 12 seconds
SorrowKing: Yes, Governor Chao. :l That problem.
---
Cornwind Evil: Man the end of ZF 6 still steams me
Gooper Blooper: >steams
Gooper Blooper: kek
Saberwulf ba dum tish
Tableter: Top lel
RubyChao: lel
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Gooper Blooper: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81OKw7uOqUL._SX425_.jpg
Gooper Blooper: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81K4PtW5ciL._SX425_.jpg
Harpy: AAAAH FUCK GIMMIE
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Cornwind Evil: It's time for TERRIBLE WRESTLING SHIRTS
Gooper Blooper: HOW TERRIBLE ARE THEY?
Cornwind Evil: Let's open with a classic in a 'Joker's boner' sense
Gooper Blooper: yeah that's pretty terrible
SteelKomodo: Dirk takes up wrestle- *NUKED*
Gooper Blooper: more like "always grabbing ass"
SteelKomodo: that would be AGA, goops
SteelKomodo: and that makes me think of that awful agga-doo song and argh
Cornwind Evil: Rock's like 'Really? Really?"
Cornwind Evil: Either terrible or amazing
Gooper Blooper: I have to lean towards amazing
SteelKomodo: terri-mazing is the word, CW
Cornwind Evil: Getting away from shirts
Cornwind Evil: ...yes? Yes? Yes?
Cornwind Evil: NO! NO! NO!
Cornwind Evil: And now an infamous shirt
Cornwind Evil: In that the guy who got it quit two weeks after it came out
Cornwind Evil: "I remember an interview or something with Morrison a couple months ago. He said he always thought monkeys were hilarious, and the "gonna eat your lunch" was something some friend of his said and Morrison was sure he could get it over. Turns out no."
Gooper Blooper eats lunch
Cornwind Evil: Cena once had better or worse shirts
Bree: I'm less "astonished by the shirt" and more "surprised it's a Cena shirt"
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Draco: I recently picked up this book of one-liners while volunteering at the bookstore. It's got some fat jokes I wish I'd thought of and if I didn't feel like I'd be stealing them I'd squeeze them into ZFRP as dracologue.
RubyChao: examples pls
Draco: "Sarah was recently voted Miss Mysidia. And Miss Baron and Miss Parts of Agart!"
Draco: "I recently saw Sarah at the beach. She was applying sunscreen with a paint roller."
Draco: "Did you know that on her first day of magic school, Sarah dropped out? Yes, the floor dropped out from under her."
Jumpropeman: "I recently saw Sarah at the beach. And Baron and Parts of Agart!"
Draco: "I'm not saying Sarah is fat, but she recently took her grocery cart in for a 10,000 mile check-up!"
Draco: Last one, I promise.
Draco: "Sarah recently tried going on a diet, but she got thick and tired of it!"
Draco: There was a good one for Josephine, butt that's a joke for another time.
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Jumpropeman: Smogon has another new tier, one below the PU tier that Beheeyem reigns in. It's called FU, and its the worst of the worst of the worst pokemon
Jumpropeman: articuno is in FU, which speaks for how badly a typing can fuck you over
Draco: Owch.
Cornwind Evil: Yeesh
Cornwind Evil: How many are in FU?
Jumpropeman: like around 60 pokemon I think. Interestingly enough, Clefairy is decent in the FU tier
Jumpropeman: this is the tier where classics like Delibird and Mothim... still don't shine too much but are technically usable
Jumpropeman: it was supposed to be a kind of "tier of the month" thing back in june, but its stuck around a while.. Probably won't ever become "official" though, although I said the same thing about PU once
Jumpropeman: im sure eventually they will make a ZU tier where pokemon like Unown and Metapod reign
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Harpy: OH MY GOD LILY'S THIGHS
Bree: dem succubus thighs
Harpy: ikr
---
Harpy: dove chocolate status: gone
Gooper Blooper: yesss
Gooper Blooper: I had one of those bars last summer and thought it was delicious
Harpy: >distrubuted by Mars Chocolate
Harpy: anything by Mars is tasty. see: M&Ms, M&Ms Minis(fuckin better than normal ones)
Bree: I KNOW RIGHT?
Bree: WHY ARE THE MINI M&Ms SO MUCH BETTER
Bree: IT DEFIES LOGIC
Harpy: something about some area thing, which I think i can summarize as "is tiny, concentrates more chocolate"
Harpy: lemme look this up
Harpy: "Expanding a mini m&m to a normal one increases both the surface area (candy shell) and the volume (chocolate inside), but not at the same rate. Volume increases at a much faster rate, so the bigger the m&m, the higher ratio of chocolate to candy shell. Proportionally, mini m&ms have more candy shell, and that's what makes them taste different/better."
RubyChao: ...oh, that makes sense
Bree: not really but sure whatever :U
Harpy: it's the only scientific-sounding explanation i can find, and it was reddit, so uh take that with a grain of salt, but that's about the same explanation i heard before
Harpy: either way Mars is bomb
Gooper Blooper: I see there are giant M and Ms now
Gooper Blooper: you could probably get a pack of all three sizes and run an experiment
Harpy: oh jesus
Harpy: "I AM DOING THIS FOR SCIENCE" "you're going to get diabetes at this rate" "I DON'T CAAARE"
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Saberwulf: Oh shit
Saberwulf: Year of the goat chocolates
Saberwulf: I must have them
Bree: chocolate davids
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RubyChao: in which Tenshi Hinanawi gets into the christmas spirit
Bree: merr crimmas
Bree: (that is totally how Amity says it)
Bree: well, except for the part where it would be in all caps because Amity probably goes around screaming it
Bree: MERR CRIMMAS FRANDS
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RubyChao: >valentine's day blogthing for SK characters
RubyChao raises hand to indicate willingness to help
Gooper Blooper: *large box of chocolates looms menacingly in the distance*
RubyChao: that's gonna be a lot of rigorous sex, dirk
RubyChao: are you sure you can handle it
SteelKomodo: OF COURSE HE CAN HANDLE IT
SteelKomodo: HE'S DIRK ANGELOS DAMN IT
Gooper Blooper: he can handle alla dat sephine
Gooper Blooper: you just watch
Gooper Blooper: or um don't
RubyChao: and there's a lot to handle
RubyChao: especially in the rear
Gooper Blooper: unf etc
SteelKomodo: Oh, he'll get a handful of that, all right :U
SteelKomodo: #Unf
Gooper Blooper: It's very likely that the first character to appear in Season 5 that's mine is sephine
Gooper Blooper: she also appeared first last year and the year before
RubyChao: sephine emerges from a pile of money
RubyChao: i'm pretty sure my first S5 character is either gonna be utsuho or tenshi
Gooper Blooper: sarahkin and 2hu
Gooper Blooper: all's usual here
Gooper Blooper: man I should actually do that
RubyChao: hmm?
Gooper Blooper: like there's a pile of casino chips in one corner and then jo's head pokes out
RubyChao: hahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: "hi"
---
Gooper Blooper: there is no need to be upset
SteelKomodo: GOOPS YES
SteelKomodo: THAT IS AWESOME
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Saberwulf: "According to urban legend, the Goatman is an axe-wielding, half-man, half-animal creature that was once a scientist who worked in the Beltsville Agricultural Research Center. The tale holds that he was experimenting on goats, the experiment went awry, and he began attacking cars with an axe, roaming the back roads of Beltsville, Maryland. A variation of the legend tells of Goatman as an old hermit who lives in the woods, seen walking alone at night along Fletchertown Road"
Saberwulf: "I'VE GOT A BLOODY AXE AND A DOCTORATE LET'S RAISE SOME HELL YA GITS"
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Gooper Blooper: CHRISTMAS TREE UPDATE: The lights have been taken off it
Draco: BLASPHEMY.
Draco: You puts those lights right back up or CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED.
RubyChao: i forgot you were still here
RubyChao: sorry goops
Draco: So Goops, I understand you just had a position in your Elite 4 open up. =D
RubyChao: yeah, spy's tragic injury in a wrestling show leaves us with only an Elite 3
Gooper Blooper: I haven't said anything in like 40 minutes so I'm not surprised :V
RubyChao: well why don't you pass the time by talking about
RubyChao: tenshi hinanawi
RubyChao: everyone loves to talk about tenshi hinanawi right
Bree: only if they're tenshi hinanawi
Harpy: lets talk about reimoos hakuleis
Gooper Blooper: "did someone say tenshi hinanawi"
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Saberwulf: "Roses can be red, violets aren't blue, Celestia was pretty hot in the OVA and so are you To: Dorkrad From: THE QUEEN"
Del: :3
SteelKomodo: :3
SteelKomodo: "Celestia was pretty hot in the OVA"
SteelKomodo: Our 61st #Butts
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Gooper Blooper: oh my, this could be quite a thing
Gooper Blooper: Original coder, original artist, and Grant Kirkhope himself
SteelKomodo: OH SHIT SON
SteelKomodo: DEL ARE YOU HERE KEEP TRACK OF THIS
Tableter: YOU BETTER NOT BE FUCKING WITH ME GRANT GAMESPOT I SWEAR TO FUCKING CHRIST I WILL KILL YOU
Gooper Blooper: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: IF IT'S NOT ABOUT COLLECTING SHIT IN 3D PLATFORMER WORLDS I SWEAR TO GOD
---
Bree: CW is turning 34 tomorrow
RubyChao: ooooold
Gooper Blooper: age is but a number
Gooper Blooper: instead, use one's birthday to celebrate the self
Gooper Blooper: because you're worth it
Gooper Blooper hair flip
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Harpy: one of these days i will convince my dad to take me to vermont
Harpy: "WE CAN SEE STARS AND MUSEUMS AND BRIDGES AND WE CAN GET PIZZA"
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Harpy: "you are a giant dork" "why do you say that" "BECAUSE YOU ARE"
Harpy: fuckin ivelchild
Harpy: this is not a proper explaination
Bree: fuckin ivel, the term is huge dork
Harpy: I WANT A 5 PAGE PAPER ON WHY I AM A GIANT DORK, DUE NEXT WEEK *shot*
Harpy: "gigantic dork. colossal dork"
Harpy: IVEL PLZ
Gooper Blooper: your dorkiness is adorable just fyi
Harpy: GOOPS PLEASE
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Gooper Blooper: heck in a kek
---
RubyChao: fun fact
RubyChao: one of my books is stupidly old apparently
RubyChao: it's got a inscription in the front dated 1903
Gooper Blooper: damn, that's old
RubyChao: this book is older than everyone i know
Bree: damn son
Bree: literally everyone you know
Gooper Blooper: beats the pants off my 1977 video game
RubyChao: it's not older than everyone i EVER knew though!
RubyChao: i knew someone who died in 2001 at 103 so she was juuuust a little older
RubyChao: still tho
Gooper Blooper: I also got a dinosaur book as a kid that I LOVED and read many times, and it was a reprint from the fifties or sixties
Gooper Blooper: it was inaccurate even in 1994 :V
RubyChao: lel
Gooper Blooper: Okay, looked it up. My dinosaur book goes back to 1968
RubyChao: old books
RubyChao: old books everywhere
Gooper Blooper: I am reminded of a classic Goopsbro moment involving a very old book
Gooper Blooper: He used to have this ancient hardcover picture book about a duckling, definitely at least from the sixties
Gooper Blooper: And he was a little kid and I too was a kid and we were looking through his books and he claims he's able to read
Gooper Blooper: So I hold up the duck book, which had some generic title like "Little Duckling" or something and tell him "Okay, tell me the title of this book"
Gooper Blooper: He looks at the cover, which features the titular duckling standing on the ground with some plants around him
Gooper Blooper: He was bluffing, so he blurts out the first thing that comes to mind
Gooper Blooper: "Penguin's A Leaf"
RubyChao: hahahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: For the following ten years Penguin's A Leaf was a top-tier running gag
Gooper Blooper: we lost the book at some point and it was very sad
RubyChao: nooooo ;_;
Gooper Blooper: Oh, here it is
Gooper Blooper: Our copy was blue, though
Harpy: dat duckling is very fuzzy indeed
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Harpy: i think one of my teachers was retiring or just didn't care so she let me take as many books as I wanted from her library since i was always reading in her class
RubyChao: >let you take as many books as you wanted
RubyChao: >AS MANY BOOKS AS YOU WANTED
RubyChao begins vibrating uncontrollably
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RubyChao: oh god i just thought of a pit/bird joke out of nowhere
Gooper Blooper: burd
RubyChao: a crowgirl or at least some girl with wings pops out of pit's bachelor party cake, dirk's like "you'd better appreciate this bro it took me forever to find a bird"
Gooper Blooper: a literal bird pops out of the cake
Gooper Blooper: "DIRRRRRRRRRRRRRK"
---
Gooper Blooper: chao's spirit kobber is gloria
RubyChao: it's true
Harpy: who is my spirit kobber
Gooper Blooper: sarah
Harpy: fucking knew it
---
Gooper Blooper: happy birthday CW
Tableter: Hahahaha yesssss
Harpy: get that on a shirt
Cornwind Evil: Hmmmm, if there was only a short three letter word to express my satisfaction....
Cornwind Evil: ....but it's not coming to me
Gooper Blooper: I believe you're thinking of "Yep"
Harpy: "yas"
Cornwind Evil: Oh wait I remember!
Cornwind Evil: POP!
Cornwind Evil: POP!
Cornwind Evil: POP!
Cornwind Evil: POP!
Cornwind Evil: ....wait no that's just my desire for soda
---
RubyChao: "Also, erm... Josephine? I think I forgot to mention that you have your own series. And it involves getting a loooot of money."
RubyChao: i forgot that Wariosephine was kind of canon lel
Harpy: buttsephine dolls on sale right now
Gooper Blooper: Josephine being the greedy antihero to Sarah's squeaky-clean hero fits entirely too well
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: So who's Waluigi?
SteelKomodo: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: Gloria's the only kin left (since Ariel is Luigi) but it doesn't make any sense so there is no waluigi
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: The tall one who didn't appear the most but inexplicably became loved by all
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: She's just less . . . Waluigi
Gooper Blooper: ...not a bad connection, actually
Gooper Blooper: the tall dark horse
SteelKomodo: :3
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Not to be confused with the Dirk Horse
SteelKomodo: Dirk: But I don't have a horse!
Gooper Blooper: Josephine and Dirk in one of those two-person horse costumes
Gooper Blooper: "You be the front half, OK Jo?" "I'm always the front half"
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...imagine if Jo was the back half
Gooper Blooper: horse booty
SteelKomodo: ok never mind i take that back D:
Harpy: ariel is the best luigi
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RubyChao: i had this sudden mental image of babby gloria
RubyChao: on a pile of books
RubyChao: telling her mom "mine >:<"
Bree: a pile of picture books
Gooper Blooper: babby sarah going "mine" with a big cake
Gooper Blooper: babby ariel clinging to a tree
Bree: babby sephine wallowing in a pile of money, screams when Celestia tries to remove her from it
---
SteelKomodo: where the hell does Vegas get it's water?
RubyChao: lemme look it up!
SteelKomodo: ...no, wait, it just uses booze :U
SteelKomodo: oh ok
RubyChao: "The Las Vegas Valley Water District (LVVWD) is a not-for-profit water supply agency that has been providing water to the Las Vegas Valley since 1954."
Harpy: THEY IMPORT THEIR WATER FROM OTHER COUNTRIES
Harpy: or that :U
RubyChao: "Over the years, the district has built more than 3,000 miles of pipeline, created a reservoir system capable of storing 700 million gallons of water and implemented a sophisticated water-quality monitoring program."
RubyChao: so it's mostly piped there for storage or use, it seems
SteelKomodo: i see
SteelKomodo: interesting
Gooper Blooper: >not-for-profit
RubyChao: well we know who ISN'T in charge of it, clearly
Harpy: profiteur can't compete against non-profit organizations
Gooper Blooper: non-profiteur
Harpy: So... Jackal? :U
SteelKomodo: Ariel approves?
Gooper Blooper: I think everyone approves of free water
RubyChao: (except really greedy merchants)
Gooper Blooper: (lel)
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Harpy: link
SteelKomodo: edea pls
Gooper Blooper: draco summon ritual active
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SteelKomodo: thank mr deltal
---
Cornwind Evil: Alas
Cornwind Evil: I have finally decided to go delete my old Angelfire website
Cornwind Evil: Which I haven't updated in 14 years
Draco: But it belongs in a museum. D:
Cornwind Evil: No it doesn't
Draco: But...but how will future generations know that Sephiroth is the L33test of haxx0rz?
Gooper Blooper: the last time you updated your angelfire page I was still in goddamn elementary school
RubyChao: same
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Gooper Blooper: Finally tried the medieval tapestry maker I've seen on the Internet for a decade
Gooper Blooper: behold
Tableter: holy fucking shit
iKomodo: Hahahahaha
RubyChao: that's amazing goops
RubyChao: 10/10
---
Cornwind Evil: "When the story was over, Hitler, too, became upset and ordered for every Inuyasha book to be burned at that very moment."
Cornwind Evil: "Oscar replied 'well I've got a bone to pick with Freddy Krueger. He dumped Grover's severed head into my trash can without asking.'"
Bree: ..."without asking"
Bree: it's that part that baffles me
RubyChao: well i mean if you're going to dump someone's severed head into someone else's home
RubyChao: it's only polite to at least ask first
iKomodo: Oscar get your priorities straight man
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(Chao is playing a Touhou RPG)
RubyChao: somehow i never realized it before
RubyChao: but unlike everyone else if patchy's your leader character
RubyChao: she doesn't run around
RubyChao: she just floats
Gooper Blooper: naturally
Gooper Blooper: 420 float erryday
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Madness: But do you really need so many demons, Harps? .c
Harpy: i can't say no to more demons; i AM sonia
Harpy: and lily
Harpy: 's kid if they had one
Harpy: *stares at thighs*
Gooper Blooper: #thighs
Harpy: thick thighs in thigh highs
Cornwind Evil: ZFRP's about #Butts and sometimes #Boobs, where are we on #Thighs
Gooper Blooper: eh, you know, mixing it up
Harpy: Gluttony approves of #thighs
Harpy: [insert joke about "but those are CHICKEN THIGHS" here]
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Harpy: tea making process is taking a bit, please wait warmly until it is ready
Gooper Blooper: *waits warmly*
Harpy: i can't have a tea if girls are preparing tea
Harpy: firefox gives me weird audio issues if i keep it running too long
Gooper Blooper: clearly you have to have tea ready for when you make tea
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Cornwind Evil: https://vimeo.com/118208648
Gooper Blooper: "USE THE HASHTAG #TAGTEAMTITLES"
Gooper Blooper: "...uhh, of course this match is not for the tag team titles"
Gooper Blooper: "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gooper Blooper: kek
Cornwind Evil: WHEN this ends with Bryan celebrating after winning again at WM 31, I am going to laugh all the way home
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Cornwind Evil: Amazingly not a porn film
Madness: How is that not a porn film. : I
Gooper Blooper: of course it's not a porn, it says right in the title ghosts can't do it
Madness: That just means the living work harder, gooops.
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: This, meanwhile, is a porno
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: . . . What the fuck, it IS a porno
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Its an honest-to-god real book
Harpy: life happens over fucking jet planes
Gooper Blooper: yeah I stumbled onto those a week or two ago
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Chuck Tingle what the fuck are you
Harpy: I REGRET LOOKING THERE
Gooper Blooper: Chuck Tingle is clearly writing joke porn in hopes he goes viral and gets sales
Harpy: MY AMAZON IS GOING TO BE TAINTED
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Well yeah, definitely
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: But the fact that it EXISTS
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: . . Oh god Harps I'm sorry D:
Gooper Blooper: It's cool, harpy, open up your browsing history and you can erase individual items
Harpy: *checks*
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Goops has the Scoops, brother
Harpy: MINE AMAZON IS SAFE
Gooper Blooper: I do it all the time so my casual browsing doesn't make Amazon recommend fish tanks and usb humping dogs
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Gooper Blooper: remember when I did Praying Mantis Body Horror: The Plot
RubyChao: yes
Cornwind Evil: I still remember logging on and finding GB had the Lord tear Widow Maker to shreds
Cornwind Evil: And I'm like "...that wasn't in the plans!"
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Saberwulf: I actually have permadeath active this year during Guill plot
Saberwulf: If my characters (barring David for the reason that's he not even alive in the first place) die during a Guill fight they're dead
Saberwulf: Oh, and important thing for y'all
Saberwulf: Anyone can killshot Guill
Saberwulf: It's just really fucking hard
Saberwulf: But like a doll could kill him if it got lucky
Harpy: ...unsure if I want to take you up on that challenge
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: MEET BOY WINS MEETALITY
RubyChao: Dr. G. Nerique unintentionally stabs Guill through the neck
Harpy: Reimu killshots Guill
RubyChao: "...Oh dear, did I violate my Hippocratic Oath?"
Gooper Blooper: everyone rolls a 1-100 tractor after a couple turns for every character, every round
Gooper Blooper: first 100 gets the kill
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Vince didn't screw Guill, GUILL SCREWED GUILL
Guldo of the Goopyu Force rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 42
RubyChao rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 92
Harpy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 91
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 25
Draco rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 48
Harpy: patchy gets the kill
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
RubyChao: that's not a 100
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Guldo of the Goopyu Force rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 100
(Spy used the /me command instead of actually rolling)
Saberwulf: That's cheating :I
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 34
RubyChao: patchy gets the kill by clobbering guille with the Complete Encyclopedia Britannica
RubyChao: NOBODY COULD SURVIVE THAT
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Nah, not cheating. I stopped time and rolled a d100 until eventually I got a 100
Draco rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: >9000
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Not my fault I'm a real psychic
Gooper Blooper: gloria weeps with joy
RubyChao: you say you are guldo
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: Oh shit-
RubyChao: but i bet your real name is... DIO
Draco: Gloria x Patchy
Guldo of the Goopyu Force: I can't compete with Draco here
Guldo of the Goopyu Force is decapitated, and then has doggie biscuits thrown at me
Saberwulf: But yeah that's probably how it'll be done until it gets too goofy and then I go with highest number on a last roll
Guldo of the Goopyu Force changed name to Guldo Head
Harpy: gloria should be weeping; i bet the binding is weak and fell apart as it hit Guille's head
Gooper Blooper: gloria and patchy are library bros
Saberwulf: David gets dibs on the corpse though
Cornwind Evil: It's always amusing when the unexpected happens
Draco: The librory
Saberwulf: All the barbecue for the vid
Cornwind Evil: I wonder how everyone reacted when they realized WALL!! got the kill in Fite Your Lord.
RubyChao: that reminds me of a fun fact
Gooper Blooper: we have a history of joke characters pulling through
RubyChao: one of the books patchy can wield in that rpg i was talking about earlier
RubyChao: is the Guinness Book of World Records
Gooper Blooper: Watch, Guillame will lose to, like, Myriam or something
RubyChao: "FLASHBULBS! MY... ONLY... WEAKNESS...!"
Guldo Head: Hulk Hogan wanders in and kills Guillame
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 4
RubyChao: but does he use the AXE BOMBER to rip his face off
Gooper Blooper: Guillame wasn't ready brother
Guldo Head: (He really, really, REALLY doesn't)
Guldo Head: But . . . WHAT ABOUT THE WHEATLEY RUN-IN!?
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 39
RubyChao: time to roll for the most absurd character i could use: the Lincoln Impersonator
RubyChao rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 86
Harpy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 95
Gooper Blooper: sarahkin attack force go
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 35
Guldo Head: Stealth Fat Guy, I choose you!
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 62
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 10
RubyChao: impersonator confirmed inexplicably effective
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 39
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 37
Harpy: guill falls to a shota
RubyChao: i take it the 10 was Ariel?
Guldo Head: Captain Ginyu steals his body?
Gooper Blooper: you all sucked, go away
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 74
Draco: Guill falls to Kevin.
Cornwind Evil: Apparently he's impersonating Lincoln from Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter
RubyChao: you forgot to roll for sarahparents tho
Guldo Head: Nope, it's FROG
Harpy: Kevin beating Guill would be amazing
Saberwulf: Truly, it was the catamite who fell to a catamite
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 79
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 94
Guldo Head: Needle Man?
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 70
Gooper Blooper: Helios almost
Harpy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 12
RubyChao: "Now, Sarah, this is how it's done." *Holy*
Harpy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 85
RubyChao rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 91
Guldo Head: Jerry Seinfeld
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 5
Saberwulf: Yeah I'd probably do it in two rounds
RubyChao: you almost did it okuu
Gooper Blooper: lel
Cornwind Evil: I still remember rolling that 1-100 tractor for Alex
Cornwind Evil: And he gets a damn 100
Guldo Head: My Mario Amiibo
Saberwulf: Everyone rolls for every character present, if no one hits, they all roll again and highest does it
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 52
Gooper Blooper: I never understood whether that 100 was good or bad
Harpy: Alex confirmed Hero of Levia
RubyChao: BUT WHAT ABOUT... RIDLEY'S SKULL
RubyChao rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 10
Gooper Blooper: Like, Alex got the kill, but in a totally luck-based way
Saberwulf: A tie on second is decided with rock paper scissors
Guldo Head: Okay, that's it. Last try
RubyChao: Ridley's Skull is remarkably hampered by the "being a skull" thing
Guldo Head: EB GAMES GUY
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 48
Gooper Blooper: EB Games Guy does 12 times better than Hogan
Cornwind Evil: I bring back the Foundry so I can roll for all of them
Guldo Head: Copy that
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 46
Guldo Head: Okay, okay, one more try
Guldo Head: Yamcha
RubyChao: and as a final shot for me i will roll for... TENSHI
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 72
RubyChao rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 80
RubyChao: tenshi doesn't job!
RubyChao: :)
Cornwind Evil: I roll for Ash to see if I can troll Tenshi again
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 15
Guldo Head rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 88
Cornwind Evil: No, Tenshi trolls Ash so hard
Cornwind Evil: Ash is now living under a bridge
RubyChao: spy
Gooper Blooper: Silence roll
Guldo Head: http://youtube.com/watch?v=fcKjg2nqXsE
RubyChao: spy you're out of control
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 93
Guldo Head changed name to 8
8 .
8: .me .
8 .
Gooper Blooper: BLADE ROLL
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 3
Gooper Blooper: okay yeah these two rolls fit
Harpy: "Xavier, do you remember when we went to the kingdom of giants?" "Indeed. I seem to vaguely recall only your idiot hair being visible in the deep, thick snow..."
8: Goops, you must do the best roll
8: Stag Beetle
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 90
Gooper Blooper: fuck status: not given
8: Poseidon?
8 rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 99
8: . . . Oh my god
Harpy: what the fuck
Saberwulf: Holy shit
Draco rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 76
RubyChao: roboshark confirmed superior to everyone
Harpy: AND LO DID THE SHARK GOD RISE FROM THE DEPTHS OF THE SEA
Harpy: hey, Kevin came close, dammit
Harpy: *pouts*
Gooper Blooper: wids
Cornwind Evil: Ash unleashes The Nameless.
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 85
Draco: @_@
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 46
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
Draco rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 93
Harpy: oops
Harpy rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 43
Cornwind Evil: He's on break
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
RubyChao: hmm
Harpy: thats what I get
RubyChao rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 51
Saberwulf rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 71
RubyChao: Samus confirmed midcard
8: Mach
8 rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 20
8: okay I tried to make lightning strike twice there but it wouldn't happen
Draco: Rolling for...um...Mega Groudon
Draco rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 56
RubyChao: and now what if: a ruby chao appears
RubyChao rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 22
RubyChao: yeah that's about how effective a chao would actually be
Saberwulf rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 71
8: The entire audience of Twitch Plays Pokemon
RubyChao: there's a reason i haven't RPed anything matching me na-
8 rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 47
RubyChao: dat wulf sync
Cornwind Evil: I try and kill Guill myself
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 100 sides. The die showed: 100
Harpy: ...
Cornwind Evil: ........welp
Saberwulf: WHAT THE FUCK
RubyChao: HAHA
Harpy: its over kids
Harpy: CW broke the fourth wall
Saberwulf: Holy christ
8: CORNWIND WINS
Harpy: he's dead before the plot even started
Cornwind Evil: Imma just run and knee him in the face
RubyChao: and lo, did the hand of CW descend from the heavens
8: CORNWINS
Cornwind Evil: Then stand over him and do the YES chant
Gooper Blooper: absolutely perfect
RubyChao: and just slap Guille dead
8: HIT THIS MAN'S THEME MUSIC
Harpy: *WORDS chant
Gooper Blooper: http://youtube.com/watch?v=WHU5D2O31vs
8: http://youtube.com/watch?v=Ck_RYM2ekXw
Harpy: i don't even know
Draco: http://youtube.com/watch?v=PEUxJBSY8Y4
8: Draco wins
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Gooper Blooper: "Hmhmmm. What of it? I am indeed the one with the power of a god. I'm also the one who's plotting to invade the above ground using this power. And, so what? Are you saying you'll try to stop me?"
Gooper Blooper: -okuu
Harpy: okuu 2015
Harpy: "Unyu~"
RubyChao: your monthly reminder that utsuho was a straight-up supervillain once
Harpy: things change
Harpy: reimu beat the villain out of her and she's no longer a villain
RubyChao: also she canonically ate dead bodies
Harpy: oh god
8: . . . I read that as dead babies
RubyChao: pretty sure she lost that habit for zfrp tho
Gooper Blooper: utsuho and celestia found a club
Gooper Blooper: it's the Ridiculously Friendly Former Villains Club
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RubyChao: scientists are working hard on the question but it may never be solved, that greatest riddle
RubyChao: namely
RubyChao: what's bigger, josephine's butt or tenshi's ego?
Draco: Yes.
Gooper Blooper: maybe we'll find out this season
Harpy: Sarah's hunger trumps both
Draco: Celestia's ass is a celestial body.
8: I'd like to add All Of Meat Boy's Corpses Pooled Together to this comparison
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Cornwind Evil: Damn 11: 00 PM
Cornwind Evil: I HAVE TO GO DO RL THINGS THAT ONLY WORK THIS LATE ON A FRIDAY
Cornwind Evil: ....WHICH ARE WHOLLY LEGAL I ASSURE YOU
Gooper Blooper: bye CW
Gooper Blooper: good luck out there lel
Saberwulf: Hahaha
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