Jumpropeman: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2251717
RubyChao: congrats on the girl, ginny
Mobile Draco: Cute :3
Gooper Blooper: Tiny Thief Is Obsessed With Giant Landfill That's Four Times Her Size
Jumpropeman: wish there were more pictures of zadanost
Gooper Blooper: gorgeous
Jumpropeman: time to get jisatsu on the horn
Jumpropeman: im so proud of the little thief that could, brine pushed her to the stars and she just kept trucking to a possible happy life because of it
Gooper Blooper: sometimes RP is just about making a cute girl happy
RubyChao: time for brine to do it AGAIN
Jumpropeman: i was particularly happy that ginny and zada connected on feeling like they were good as they are. I wonder if Zadanost would still be as she is if Ginny didn't tell her it's alright to be a trash heap and in fact, it's amazing
Jumpropeman has a lot of pent up happiness after last night's scene!
Gooper Blooper: I'm reminded of how every so often I'll go back and reread big pairing confirmation moments of my own just to smile at them
Gooper Blooper: Meredith/Rachel is a favorite, big surprise
Jumpropeman: i went back and reread some palette/cube lately
Gooper Blooper: The Cuddle Cube~
RubyChao: i need to do a few more of those to reread, clearly
RubyChao: my most recent one was two years ago!
Jumpropeman: i mean, chao, if you need a lady, i've got hot singles in your area
Jumpropeman: let's see...
Claire: taken. Kogasa: in progress. GBC: taken. Cube: taken. Miyoi: available, but a rare treasure. Yuuma: available. Pete: if that's your thing. Sinful: ... Prosperity: available. Ginny: <3 Vita: in progress ;) PSP: available Fiona: in progress. DALI: all available, so grab Uysnskow QUICK
Fussy Little BunBun: What about Zed
Jumpropeman: nobody's gone for the big guy yet
Gooper Blooper: he'd fall under DALI
Fussy Little BunBun: What about Dr Crygor
Jumpropeman: Crygor x Lady Science is hard canon
Mobile Draco: Miyoi is a forbidden fruit, too sweet to actually possess...
Brine: Very happy with that scene as well. Definitely feels like a culmination of all their sort of stuff... Full stop, Zadanost wouldn't have embraced her full Trash Crystal Elementalness but for Ginny, likely would've gone in the other direction slowly but surely over time. Brine RP is just a drive to make ALL the cute girls happy.
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Jumpropeman: "The robot chef drained her sausage" right in front of everyone?!
Jumpropeman: (sorry)
Gooper Blooper: XD
RubyChao: jrm pls
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The Folks On Death Helicopters: "Oh, this is nice. The bacon, especially." I read this as "The bitcoin."
Gooper Blooper: delicious kromer
RubyChao: ?
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Draco: Dorothy can't wait to try Sue's cake. B)
Gooper Blooper: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Draco: (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง
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SteelKomodo: sup chooms
SteelKomodo: rewatching edgerunners
SteelKomodo: or at least trying to watch back to where i left off
SteelKomodo: getting ideas for a kaydenceplot next year
Del Returns: >:3
SteelKomodo: cyberpunk more like
SteelKomodo: cyberdrunk
SteelKomodo: ...i am not clever this evening
Del Returns: lel
SteelKomodo: cybercrunk?
SteelKomodo: aaaw yeeee
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MobileCurryyy: Bloop
MobileCurryyy: this j
MobileCurryyy: I can ae thpe
Del Returns: uh
Del Returns: you type good?
MobileCurryyy: nope
MobileCurryyy: Am phone
MobileCurryyy: 😟
Del Returns: hi phone i'm dad
Del Returns: or mom
Del Returns: depending on how i feel
SteelKomodo: weh
Del Returns: waaaah
Mobile Draco: Hi dad or mom. I'm phone.
Del Returns: >:3c
MobileCurryyy: Hi parental figure
Del Returns: mystery parental figure
Mobile Draco: Schrodinger's Parent
SteelKomodo: lmao
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Gooper Blooper: Who had "three god mushrooms" on their Season 14 bingo card?
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Jumpropeman: srspost
Jumpropeman: It's Popeing Time
RubyChao: oh no
RubyChao: he's gonna pope all over
Hooded Pitohui: Who remembered to bring Undertale for him
Jumpropeman: his one weakness...
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Draco: Yohane's standing there wondering if she can be excommunicated despite not being Catholic for cheering Lanterby on.
Jumpropeman: "yeah I'm fucking down for it" 1 Kings 17:13
Gooper Blooper: post
Draco: Fortunately we had Satan in our back pocket just in case. XD
Gooper Blooper: Literally Actually Satan vs the pope and Satan's the correct one-
Diadem: did lanterby just literally swear at the pope
RubyChao: yes she did!
RubyChao: it's ok, she's catholic, it's cool if SHE does it-
Diadem: ballsy
Draco: She's going to Hell with Lucifer.
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=udz8Pk0oRng
Jumpropeman: this pope's message sounds... unpopeular
Diadem: *ba dum TSH*
Jumpropeman: this really is becoming Angels and Devils here huh
Jumpropeman: time to make the pope jump out of a helicopter with dual pistols
Jumpropeman: *Angels and Demons
Gooper Blooper: I pointed out last November how much this season's plots were looking like "gods, angels, demons, afterlife, undead"
Gooper Blooper: and this event is pretty much the natural conclusion of all of that
Draco: Alright, Clovenix will show up today too, sure. ;V
RubyChao: AND THEN THERE'S THE OCGA
RubyChao: They're cooking.
Draco: Cooking WHAT? A god made of pots, pans, and CHEEZ-ITS?
Gooper Blooper: gods, angels, demons, afterlife, undead, and a really big girl made of maple syrup
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Draco: Next year my plot will have nothing supernatural in it. It'll be...um...a karate tournament. Nobody with superpowers is invited to go on the plot either. >:l
Draco: I will need to make an entire cast just so I can send characters on my own plot...
Gooper Blooper: And we'll call the tournament... THE KING OF HEARTS.
Diadem: i was thinking "the king of limbo"
Gooper Blooper: WELL IT'S NICE TO SEE MARGIT SAFE AND SOUND
RubyChao: AFTER ALL SHE'S BEEN AROUND
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
Draco: Margit gets KO'd by the Nega-Pope and his Anti-Christ Beam.
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Draco: If only I could pick multiple tickers...
"he's not my Pope"
"Waaah, why did they have to swear at the pooope"
"What are we supposed to do, not save the Pope from a kidnapping and mind control?"
"Shower the pope! Shower the pope! Shower the pope! Shower the pope!"
"How dare you kidnap the pope! You've caused everyone trouble and worry!"
(Draco selects "Shower the pope" as the ticker)
Jumpropeman: i thought that one might win out
Jumpropeman: Bellringer considers Quin's revival a success after that chant and frees her from her contract-
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SteelKomodo: pizza kobber style
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Gooper Blooper: NOBODY TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
Jumpropeman: the big question: will there be tie-in shrek games for it
Gooper Blooper: Well, JRM, you know what we must do for when it releases
Jumpropeman: the hunt for a working copy of shrek treasure hunt will resume...
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Jumpropeman: *sees I apologized for the BBB8 blogpost taking so long to write... when it posted on july 17th* *Withers*
Jumpropeman: it had 74 entries too, so I don't even have the excuse of more writing to do...
Gooper Blooper: A delayed blogpost is eventually good, a bad blogpost is bad forever-
Jumpropeman: apparently character sections were much shorter then
Jumpropeman: I had self control
Gooper Blooper: RACHEL
I like Rachel.
okay moving on
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Mobile Draco: Mabel's biggest character development: if she entered the Brawl again, she could afford a knife.
RubyChao: maybe even... TWO knives?
Jumpropeman: woah! big spender!
Mobile Draco: That's crazy. She's not Edgar Markus.
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SteelKomodo: it's a stone luigi
Gooper Blooper: IT'S A FOOTBALL! I CHISELED IT
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=FxgMsXDfUDU
Jumpropeman: the vinny voices for mario and luigi are so good
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Hooded Pitohui: I should mention, Hannah featured in my dreams last night. Among the dreams I had last evening was one where I was inexplicably back in college courses and apparently cutting some assignments extremely close to their deadlines (much to my stressing!) because... I had spent two weeks writing a massive Hannah post? It seemed Brine knew about this because JRM sent me a forum PM in the dream boiling down to "Hey, Pito, Brine asked me to ask if you're still posting in two days."
Gooper Blooper: The Morning Hannah Post to end all Morning Hannah Posts
RubyChao: aaaaahahahahahahaha
RubyChao: dear god, peak hannah
Mobile Draco: Hannah Fites RP
Brine: A morning Hannah post so big we scheduled it, lol. That's pretty good!
Mobile Draco: Hannah, final boss of RP.
Hooded Pitohui: She's getting those gains now so she can stand as the final obstacle...
Gooper Blooper: link
Diadem: hannah about to outclass dia
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Draco: link
Jumpropeman: art has peaked
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Jumpropeman: Epic Games's free game next week is Fallout Classic Collection
Jumpropeman: those games have been free so many times it's practically a challenge for a pc gamer not to own them
Gooper Blooper: Some old games have certainly thrived in the modern digital-heavy landscape
Gooper Blooper: When I was little I remember how rare and special I saw
Sonic 1 or the 2D Mario games as, because I never seemed to be able to
find the former and I didn't have the right systems to play the latter
Gooper Blooper: these days it's utterly trivial to play them on modern systems
Jumpropeman: where's the shufflepuck cafe rerelease
Jumpropeman: Reviews
Zero (Nov, 1989)
Amiga Power (Oct, 1991)
Computer and Video Games (Oct, 1989)
Commodore User (Oct, 1989)
Amiga Joker (Dec, 1989)
ACE (Advanced Computer Entertainment) (Oct, 1989)
Jumpropeman: that's not how a reviews section should be on Wikipedia, Shufflepuck Cafe page
Jumpropeman: reviews: these guys did 'em
Gooper Blooper: For a second I thought it got a score of zero
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RubyChao: oh hey a tv ad for gentle giants dog food
RubyChao: and it shows off the absolutely overloaded bag
Jumpropeman: oh wow chao, did not expect it to still be going
Jumpropeman: let alone on tv
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(Re: Vermintide)
Diadem: >gang's about to attempt weekly again
Diadem: good god i hope this is the run we win
Gooper Blooper: TEH URN
Gooper Blooper watches Bird Jesus use Whirlwind and die
Diadem: oh no
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Mobile Draco: If Lucy had been a travel agent:
Jumpropeman: Gale enjoys a tour du monde-
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Jumpropeman: "You play as the Goddamn Batman. That's reason enough to play it. Besides, it's fucking awesome. It's so awesome that it's already got an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records (no, srsly, go look it up.)" this is why it's hard to find good halloween game recommendations online...
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Jumpropeman: playing a game with characters with scottish accents, but the subtitles have no faith in the reader so they keep translating the scottish phrases into regular english V:
Jumpropeman: i know what a numpty is, thank you very much!
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: i think i know the one you're on about
SteelKomodo: does it take place on an oil rig?
Jumpropeman: ha! Yes indeed!
Jumpropeman: Still Wakes the Deep
SteelKomodo: That's the bunny
Jumpropeman: Subtitles: That's the thing
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Jumpropeman: might have got a second wind
Jumpropeman: playing a horror game probably helped
Gooper Blooper: that happens to me sometimes
Gooper Blooper: I've been super exhausted the last twenty minutes so a second wind would be nice :V
Jumpropeman has a giant flesh monster chase gooper too
Gooper Blooper: oh no, ahhh
Gooper Blooper: zzzzzzzzzzz
Jumpropeman: patchouli moment
Jumpropeman: being afraid is too much work
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Jumpropeman goes to danbooru to look for Yumei art... needs a bit to remember her actual name
Hooded Pitohui: Ah, a Tachi moment
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Mobile Draco: Hannah will be Brine's third Race Yer Mates champion.
RubyChao: hannah isn't a kancolle faceclaim
RubyChao: she doesn't stand a chance
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RubyChao: go ahead piyori drink the evil soup that makes acid rain
RubyChao: nothing will happen :)
Gooper Blooper: food is made to be eaten!! *Piyori chugs it*
RubyChao: if piyori chugged it she would....... get indigestion. he SAID it wasn't finished!!!
MobileCurryyy: Such a shame its not ivel soup
Gooper Blooper asked Chatzy to choose between evil soup and evil cereal. Chatzy chose: evil cereal
MobileCurryyy: i’m getting evil chipotle so i can have evil runs
MobileCurryyy: Evil beans
MobileCurryyy: the tortilla is true neutral
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Jumpropeman: i have never seen pinterest do this before
Gooper Blooper: "What's that? MORE Saucy Marisa? SURE HERE YOU GO"
Jumpropeman: it's like a photoshoot
RubyChao: that is a VERY saucy marisa
Gooper Blooper: I will forever adore the marisa redemption arc, especially from JRM's POV
Gooper Blooper: "marisa is lame"
"oh, marisa is pretty fun actually"
"she's a good friend for dreamcast"
*is assigned to write Marisa winning the Brawl, has her do so in the coolest way possible*
Jumpropeman: she's a good witch, brent
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Diadem: posted
Diadem: March Questions Everything
Diadem: also gonna pretend Stelle has a "Born 2 Brawl" shirt somewhere
Mobile Draco: Stelle is twinsies with Garvan. They're wearing the same shirt.
Diadem: Ignamar wondering why Stelle and Garvan are sharing a shirt when they're not even the same size
Diadem: "it's their friendship shirt"
Gooper Blooper: BORN TO BRAWL
WORLD IS A FUCK
Kill Em All 2024
I Am Trash Girl
410,757,864,530 Dead Memes
Diadem: why did you post stelle's entire discography here holy shit
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(Chao posts a map of the US showing states he has visited. The entirety of New England and a number of other eastern states are filled in... except for Vermont.)
Gooper Blooper: Chao being absolutely all over the eastern coast of the US and still somehow missing Vermont is the most Vermont thing I can think of
Diadem: #JustVermontThings
Diadem: at least go for The Hole-
Gooper Blooper: The eclipse is a distant memory, the world is back to not giving a shit about vermont
Draco: Vermont? What's that? ;V
Gooper Blooper: Upside-Down New Hampshire
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Jumpropeman: I was picking up the Lyman hints in the post but for a brief terrible second I thought it might be Nathfield instead
RubyChao: Same, JRM. Same.
Gooper Blooper: https://imgur.com/acntDie
Jumpropeman: the url being a very light anagram for Cant Die is amazing
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Gooper Blooper: thank you for coming to whatever the fuck this was *flops*
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Jumpropeman: you've done really well with the backrooms
Gooper Blooper: Thank you! I felt I could do a lot more with them and really flesh out their potential
Gooper Blooper: we have one last area of The Backrooms to explore...
Jumpropeman: i bet I'll be disappointed when I check out actual backrooms content
Jumpropeman: where's the funny spamton man
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RubyChao: link link
Jumpropeman: nerts to that racket!
SteelKomodo: "Ugh, I'm shot and I don't like it!"
SteelKomodo: i want that framed and hung up in my bedroom
Gooper Blooper: Those panels have to be some of the best comic dialogue of all time
Gooper Blooper: no one gives a fuck and that's how they like it
Jumpropeman: I like how he clarifies he's a detective
Jumpropeman: as if witnessing the crime was not enough
Gooper Blooper: though I see it does say "on the stage" so I'm guessing context would tell us these are just really bad stage actors
Jumpropeman: true
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Murder Sheep Wrote: "You also cannot simply have some rich ally come and overpay for your pizzas."
Gooper Blooper: I have the feeling at least some of that is he's just racist against vampires though
Murder Sheep Wrote Cat Boomer Hiss
Gooper Blooper: Stella is so powerful people have to prepare their plots around her, sheep
Mobile Draco: It's true. Stella has the power to mass-produce Master Balls so I couldn't have any Pelippers in my plot. >;
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Gooper Blooper: Just saw Brine's post and I'm laughing, the absolute madman actually is just going to send Hannah to every event he attends for the rest of the season isn't he
Mobile Draco: Yes
WorkCurry: Hannah Experiences Burnout
Brine: Very likely :V I like Hannah a lot. Maybe not every event, but she's in there otherwise!
Gooper Blooper: It has Season 1 energy
Gooper Blooper: Sarah and Widow Maker Do Everything
Jumpropeman: Hannah inspired me to try and do more solo posts with jawbreaker, but I can't match that brine energy
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Gooper Blooper: It ended up getting dropped from my plans, so I can now safely tell you all the event idea I had that I'd titled "Dumbest Event Ever"
Jumpropeman: pattycake competition
Gooper Blooper: We would have been introduced to a very smug talking Metang (the Pokemon), backed up by a squad of other Pokemon including Glimmet, Metapod, and Shelmet, as well as a single confused Metool from Mega Man
Murder Sheep Wrote: Harden...
RubyChao: Pokesquad 2!
Gooper Blooper: They would then proceed to challenge the Kobbers to a Calvinball-esque sports game, scored to "Meet The Mets"
Murder Sheep Wrote: oooh
RubyChao: ohhhhhh
RubyChao: step right up and greet the mets
Gooper Blooper: Metang would of course evolve and then Mega Evolve over the course of the event
DiademAA: still miles better than the half-cooked baseball plot i had in mind
Gooper Blooper: THE METS BABY
Murder Sheep Wrote: mmm
Murder Sheep Wrote: half cooked baseball...
RubyChao: one of these days
RubyChao: i need to set some events in new york city
RubyChao: and Educate you people
Mobile Draco: We had two whole seasons there. We're tired of New York City.
Jumpropeman: and this was all to help Lucifer retake Hell right
Murder Sheep Wrote: New York plots are only allowed to be set in specifically Manhattan.
Gooper Blooper: Pattycake competition is just Patricia Wagonsky and Patty Wagon recreating the Game Guy minigame with chomps eating cake
DiademAA: let them
DiademAA: eat
DiademAA: cake
RubyChao cancels OCGA finale, which would have been in Brooklyn
RubyChao: alas.
DiademAA: LET THEM EAT
Gooper Blooper: also yes this actually was somehow part of my larger Hell Inc plot (originally it was more focused on the 'Hell TV' aspect and this would have been a Sports themed event to go with other events based on things like nature documentaries and kid's cartoons)
Jumpropeman: well i can say it was sure one hell of an idea
Gooper Blooper: I guess in the end
Gooper Blooper: the devil really DID care
Gooper Blooper: *credits music*
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(Attami uses her kaiju form to advertise Pizza Vampire)
Jumpropeman: hard to beat a billboard as big as Megattami!
Gooper Blooper: Need your business advertised? I've got a W I D E robot over here! This baby can hold so many ads.
Jumpropeman: cover those thighs like a NASCAR vehicle
Diadem: just pat her tummy
Draco: Free Attami belly pat with every dessert pizza order.
Gooper Blooper: Great bounce house for the kids! Scarab tested.
Gooper Blooper: Sending Attami to today's event was only half because she loves food and has been skipping OCGA to give Koko and pals room
Gooper Blooper: the other half was so JRM got more Attami content
Jumpropeman: very important, goop
Jumpropeman: im gonna miss her
Jumpropeman: two months more isn't enough...
Gooper Blooper: well I got some good news then
Gooper Blooper: fat robot for Argo
Hooded Pitohui offers thundering applause.
Jumpropeman: =oooooooooooooooo
RubyChao: wow, sue chef is coming to argo?
Murder Sheep Wrote: I can't believe Constructor X is going to Argo.
Gooper Blooper: no, that's my Large Ham Robot
Gooper Blooper: but I can see why you would confuse the two
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Hooded Pitohui: Well, Mr. Ropeman, I depart to sleep. Thank ya kindly for plot. Don't forget to unplug the Draco on the way out. Those plugged-in devices can use a fair bit of energy even when not in active, use, don'tcha know?
Hooded Pitohui: (In seriousness, goodnight to the both of you, JRM, Draco!)
Jumpropeman: night!
Jumpropeman: I should be going too
Jumpropeman forgets to unplug the Draco
Jumpropeman left the chat
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(Clownpiece mentions she worked with Constable Mole to make a sixty-chapter Julia high school AU manga)
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: I can only wonder what kind of role Julia would slot into for a high school AU
Gooper Blooper: Delinquent vigilante. Hangs out behind the school with a baseball bat. Students come to her to "solve problems" when the administration looks the other way. Chews a lot of gum. Wears a baseball cap.
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Forwards or backwards?
Draco: She's the girl running late to school with a piece of toast in her mouth because she stopped to fight a rampaging Ogre Snail.
Gooper Blooper: Let's say she flips the cap to backwards when it's bully-hunting time
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Fittingly, she also really likes the Pokemon game series
Gooper Blooper: She became a bully hunter in junior high when jerks told her Pokemon was a baby game
Gooper Blooper: never looked back
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Now I wonder what sort of Pokemon team Julia would have
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: On the basis I really don't know anywhere near enough to know which would fit her
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Except she'd probably have a Garchomp
Jumpropeman: Absol
Gooper Blooper: God, yeah. Absol. A million times Absol.
Draco: Bisharp/Kingambit, Honedge, a Slurpuff named Scars because she secretly likes cute things.
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Now I wonder what the heck one managed to get 60 chapters out of this concept
Clownpiece: Definitely not with training arcs. You can only do so many before she just knows everything about fighting!
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Have them set up eight different possible guy shipping options and three girls. Enrage fans at the end by picking none of them
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Barpost. Celeste gives 'love advice'.
Draco: It's good advice, but what Celeste can't Read without opening her brain to a mental Ghidorah beam is that Clownpiece hides how much she freaks out about marriage well. :V
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: ...wait why does Constable Mole have enough free time and energy to write a 60 chapter Julia fanfic
Jumpropeman: Clownpiece-Sama: Love is War
Draco: Because there aren't Kobbers in Agama anymore to make a thousand different incidents happen.
Draco: And Mole Monday's only every other week.
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: But...why Julia for sixty chapters
Draco: We may never know.
Open His Fridge-SKITTLES: Ain't THAT the truth
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Fussy Little BunBun joined the chat
Fussy Little BunBun: Oh hi
WOWwind Evil: My name's not Mark, Sey, and my sex life is none of your business, said Cornwind, assuming Sey has some concept of the original "The Room" movie.
Fussy Little BunBun: CW
Fussy Little BunBun: How pop culture blind do you people think I am
Fussy Little BunBun: First the Xenomorph and then this
Fussy Little BunBun is playing up her annoyance for the bit
WOWwind Evil: I have discovered that as I get older, it's safer to assume that others might not get my references
Fussy Little BunBun: ok boomer
WOWwind Evil: ....ow.
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Gooper Blooper: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GVJFvvCaEAIzzuV.jpg
Draco: Josephine started a cult.
Jumpropeman: finally a religion for me
Jumpropeman: actually where's the boobology religion-
Draco: Moriya Shrine starring Sanae
Jumpropeman: all you got to do to join is pretend the PS2 isn't retro
Draco: You have to sign the Loyalty Form saying retro is stuff like the NES.
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Draco: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8094632
RubyChao: koa!!1
Gooper Blooper: You know you've succeeded in RP when you can just casually slap up an image of one of your characters and people respond by shouting their name or tacking on 'my beloved' to it
Draco: Patchouli is FORKLIFT CERTIFIED:
Jumpropeman: patchy my barely tolerated...
Jumpropeman: (jk)
Gooper Blooper: I appreciate that Koa's bag is marked 'BAG' just in case you forget what it is
Draco: It's a good thing Patchouli can read.
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Draco: The latest member of the evil clown team.
Jumpropeman: claire's losing track of the family tree
Jumpropeman: "Does she become a dragon too?"
Draco: "No, just solid anxiety."
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Mobile Draco: lol
Gooper Blooper googles Concord
Gooper Blooper: "Concord also only managed to hit an all-time peak of 697 players on Steam, lower than the launch peak of The Lord of the Rings: Gollum — widely regarded as the worst game of 2023."
Gooper Blooper: we've got another one, fellas
Mobile Draco: JRM won't be able to review this one though. );
Gooper Blooper: It was in development for eight years.
Gooper Blooper: Imagine working on something for eight years and it's unpersoned and ripped away forever after two weeks. L I V E _ S E R V I C E.
Gooper Blooper: (it might relaunch as free-to-play because it sounds like they're not giving up on it entirely, but that's just speculation for now)
Mobile Draco: They're completely refunding every purchase, including microtransactions, I hear.
Gooper Blooper: It still lasted nearly three times as long as The Day Before
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Brine: https://imgur.com/a/1iKixvZ
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Jumpropeman: link
Draco: Donkey Kong Hockey, Donkey Kong 3, and Donkey Kong Boxing.
Gooper Blooper: "Let's play Donkey Kong Hockey!"
Jumpropeman: 170 to 200 dollars for a donkey kong hockey unit...
Jumpropeman: why buy a switch when donkey kong hockey is so much cheaper?
Jumpropeman: donkey kong hockey doesn't look awful
Jumpropeman: mildly complicated pong
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RubyChao: i saw an ad today that said
RubyChao: "for New Yorkers that will walk everywhere. Even in August."
RubyChao: Guilty!
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SteelKomodo: i was watching paddington 2 with some discord friends last night
SteelKomodo: and of course a fucking classic british steam train turns up
SteelKomodo: but it's not the one you think it is
SteelKomodo: it's tornado, not flying scotsman
Del vs Machine: there's only one train i respect
Gooper Blooper: link
Del vs Machine: oh my GOD
Del vs Machine: goops did you just have that on hand
Gooper Blooper: don't tell gordon
RubyChao: DON'T TELL GORDON
RubyChao: i couldn't find the video last time i looked and i was very sad
RubyChao: someone told gordon...
Diadem: me be like "that's the same picture"
Diadem: then i look closer
SteelKomodo: DISGRACEFUL SAID GORDON
Diadem: i got got...
Gooper Blooper: I got the face from this meme
SteelKomodo: oh man
SteelKomodo: that ancient thing
Diadem: TOQGER!!!!!
SteelKomodo: can't believe you still have it!
Gooper Blooper: The depths of my image folders are legendary
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Murder Sheep Wrote: "Poppin' Gummy! JUICY!"
Murder Sheep Wrote: Thanks, Del
Murder Sheep Wrote: I hate it.
Del vs Machine: so did at leats one other person i showed the episode to!
Draco: I'm pleasantly shocked that they take a concept as innocent as the Candy-Powered Kamen Rider and make it HORROR.
SteelKomodo: lemme make it worse
SteelKomodo: the belt is not a belt
SteelKomodo: it's an organ
RubyChao: where's the reimu "Oh, I hate this." when you need it
Del vs Machine: yeah its part of his body
Gooper Blooper: here you go chao
Del vs Machine: yep
RubyChao: thanks
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Diadem: sorry chao, ignamar tried to warp novella out (but he knows where novella will be so its not like (s)he'll be getting too far)
Diadem: almost said "getting too fat" xP
Gooper Blooper: 2fat 2warp
Draco: post
Diadem: dang did iggy's warp do nothing
Draco: Sorry, I edited in that Novella resisted the warp.
Jumpropeman: too fat
Draco: Hey, it's been a few years since Koakuma won DYM.
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Jumpropeman: "Dreamcast at 25: How Sega's final console was one of gaming's most beautiful failures"
Gooper Blooper: pictured: a beautiful failure
Diadem: marisa does not think she's a failure
Gooper Blooper: The Dreamcast really is pretty sad. It was a legitimately good and groundbreaking system but Sega had hurt themselves so thoroughly beforehand with multiple other failures that the Dreamcast would have had to do absurdly well to save them
Jumpropeman: she did her best...
Dolphins Need A Side Hustle: She couldn't overcome the Sega CD, 32X, and especially the Saturn
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Murder Sheep Wrote: "Maple goes for a breakfast platter!"
Murder Sheep Wrote: Maple:...*lays down on plate*
Jumpropeman: she's a dish!
Murder Sheep Wrote: "Ufa meets the same brutal, scathing views."
Murder Sheep Wrote: Buried back in the sarcophagus...
Murder Sheep Wrote: "No no no WAIT WAIT WAIT-"
Murder Sheep Wrote: It's hard being Maple.
RubyChao: the ocga plot really did turn into "maple suffers most"
Hooded Pitohui: If I had a nickel for every food-themed chef character with a form of address starting with an M who debuted in Agama but is only this year getting a focus plot designed to put them through the wringer, I'd have two nickels etc. etc.
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RubyChao: spy is streaming majora's mask
RubyChao: and it just made me remember that time Ruukoto killed the Deku King
Jumpropeman: post
Jumpropeman: he just couldn't get over his crown...
RubyChao: The Deku King spits Deku Nuts into Ruukoto's face to try and stop her, but she already had him right where she wanted. I was a king you know! A KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!
The Deku King's shout rings out right before the roar of Ruukoto's jets silences him, the fire easily catching on the creature made of plants. He had fallen so far since losing his crown, but at least he managed to die in a battle instead of living in squalor. Not that burning to death was a comfort!
DEKU KING, DEAD!
Gooper Blooper: DEAD
Spin Bitch Spin: UN Alive
Jumpropeman: *Bellringer brings back Deku King*
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RubyChao: JRM
RubyChao: did you hear that the Playstation 5 at last, has a Game
Jumpropeman: ah yes, Astro Bot has received glowing reviews!
Jumpropeman: unfortunately, Concord was a -1 game, so it still has a net of no games
Gooper Blooper: Goopsbro is very tempted by Astrobot
Gooper Blooper: he loved Astro's Playroom
Jumpropeman: the Astro VR game is supposed to be excellent too
RubyChao: it has a huge range of cameos from playstation history, and i just find that neat
Jumpropeman: i unsurprisingly dig anything that looks back on a gaming legacy
RubyChao: joker persona 5 is one of them, for example
RubyChao: GUYS
RubyChao: GUYS
RubyChao: THIS IS NOT A DRILL
RubyChao: HE'S BACK
Gooper Blooper: HERE COMES THE MONEYYYYYYYYYY
Draco: *HE'S KNACK BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Jumpropeman: NO WONDER THE GAME IS GETTING RAVE REVIEWS
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Dolphins Need A Side Hustle: "Calling attacks in Judge Dredd makes sense in universe, as Dredd and other street judges carry voice-activated lawgivers that can switch between different types of ammunition (this can still be done manually if a judge needs to remain quiet) and can issue radio commands for the lawmaster bikes. Still, it can get a bit silly when a judge shouts, "Boot knife!"
Gooper Blooper: I ran into some Judge Dredd in an unexpected place recently
Gooper Blooper: So Dredd debuted in a UK comic series, and the comic introduced some slang unique to Dredd's world for worldbuilding purposes
Gooper Blooper: One of those slang terms was "zarjaz", which basically means "cool" or "neat"
Gooper Blooper: And Jeff Minter, the Llamasoft guy, fell in love with this slang term and it absolutely infests the newsletters he wrote in the 80s and that were scanned into the Digital Eclipse Llamasoft collection
Gooper Blooper: anything he even vaguely likes is zarjaz
Jumpropeman: nice
Jumpropeman: top nerd behavior
Diadem: thats like me for real
Gooper Blooper: The only reason it didn't do that thing of "not looking like a word any more"
Gooper Blooper: was because it never looked like one to begin with
Murder Sheep Wrote: Zarjaz
Murder Sheep Wrote: what a word
Draco: Zarjaz, my favorite member of the Deadly Six.
Dolphins Need A Side Hustle: What a grokking weirdo, that Minter
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Murder Sheep Wrote: I didn't realize Sekibanki didn't need any heads at all!
Jumpropeman: its not like she used any of them truly-
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Jumpropeman: watching a bunch of video game making of documentaries
Jumpropeman: learning things like ubisoft originally developed games in a console, they had no idea the original Rayman was hard because they barely played it, and Sims was mostly overlooked at E3 until two computer-controlled female Sims started smooching
Jumpropeman: *developed games in a CASTLE
Jumpropeman: you'd think with the level of some of my word swaps that I barely ever write
Phoneharp: kek
Draco: We'll find out later the Brawl champ was actually supposed to be Phoenix Ikki but JRM's autocorrect changed it to Democurus.
Cornwind Evil: And it turns out his name is supposed to be pronounced "Raymond Luxury-Yatcht."
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(Chao makes multiple posts about Maple and Donald W. King visiting New York City)
RubyChao: i hope you guys are enjoying the new york city push
Gooper Blooper: someday I'll have to set an event in Vermont to show off all the nothing there is to see
Draco: Coincidentally, my plot finale is now in Vermont.
Draco: It's the perfect place to hide a deadly superweapon.
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RubyChao: Gooper Blooper: the last strip in question? March 2003
-RubyChao: A+
-Gooper Blooper: this comic has not been updated since Hooded Pitohui was a fucking toddler
-Gooper Blooper: ANY DAY NOW
-RubyChao: this comic's hiatus is almost a legal adult
-Gooper Blooper: (Chao later made sure to check again and update us once the comic's hiatus actually became a legal adult)
RubyChao: this comic's hiatus is able to drink btw
RubyChao: it's still up, too!
Gooper Blooper: just a hiatus
Gooper Blooper: coming back any day now
Cornwind Evil: That comic makes me sad
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(A powerful boss hits Ignamar so hard he bursts apart into hundreds of tiny motes of flame)
Jumpropeman: hannah and vita gonna both need the fluffiest beds after this
Harpydia: ignamar gonna need a bed after this too holy shit-
Jumpropeman: ember and ignamar gonna need graves-
Harpydia: graves: dug
Harpydia: don't worry, he's not dead! ...just split into multiples, so hannah has like... i dunno
Harpydia rolled a die with 500 sides. The die showed: 377
Harpydia: 377 dads
Jumpropeman: Heather has two mommies and Hannah has 377 dads
Harpydia: gee hannah why do you get to have 377 dads
Brine: She was thrilled by having just one!
Harpydia: they will all merge into one Megadeusdad
Brine: Hannah now: D8
Brine: Hannah later: 8D
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Gooper Blooper: I bought a Heavy Gunner action figure and he came in the mail today
Gooper Blooper: Gotta mark them down for false advertising, though - the packaging said he has 13 points of articulation, but I counted and he has 14
RubyChao: HOW DARE
Gooper Blooper: (the one they missed is that his jetpack rotates, which is weird but I'll take it)
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Jumpropeman: im surprised how much Mario Golf GBC wants you to actually learn about golf
RubyChao: you WILL golf
Jumpropeman: it has a full on golf dictionary and it has a lot of little training games
Jumpropeman: and barely any mario :V
SteelKomodo: You Can (Not) Play Golf
Jumpropeman: "Everyone who tries golf falls in love with the sport" is the first line you see in the game
RubyChao: good first line
Distant Honking: Unfortunately not true
Distant Honking: my family tried to get me into golf
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Jumpropeman: "The thing is I already spoiled Mario Golf for Game Boy Color for me because I already know Donkey Kong made it out alive because I already played Donkey Kong 64"
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Distant Honking: Hey
Distant Honking: Its my plot tonight innit?
Jumpropeman: yup
Distant Honking: recruitment barpost
Distant Honking: Its a Stand Fight so bring fighters, observant people or Pete Zaa
Jumpropeman: phew! Glad I have a Pete Zaa laying around
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(Draco plays the Yohane Metroidvania)
Draco: One more Save Room and a short, sad-looking hallway before the Final Boss (or what I assume is the Final Boss; I've been tricked like that before)
Jumpropeman: the final boss: taking Lanterby on a date
Draco: That's Hard Mode.
Draco: It would have been a better boss if some of its attacks didn't require ridiculous reaction times, but I had just enough healing items to win.
Jumpropeman: the angel of darkness just needs to chug enough energy drinks and she can overcome anything!
Jumpropeman: hahaha
Jumpropeman: get wrecked lanterby
Gooper Blooper: Chao and I saw that tag before the takedown
Gooper Blooper: it was just a bunch of variations on a single pornographic image
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: hey, that one's new to me!
Jumpropeman: I did see in the related tags "Surrounded By Penises" so I had a hunch
Draco: You mean Lanterby doesn't normally spend her days like that?
Draco is stabbed at least a hundred times.
Jumpropeman: Lanterby is going to get revenge on Asahi in RP. Not for OCGA, but for him leading the worst arc of Food Wars so not enough people get to appreciate her
Draco: I still remember reading the chapters of Food Wars with Lanterby in them. While waiting for AAA to arrive and tow me.
RubyChao: yeah i haven't seen that lanterby!
RubyChao: she's a good gal
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RubyChao: ahahahahahahaha
RubyChao: aaaahahahahahahaaaaa
RubyChao: pito was linking me random pictures he had saved
RubyChao: he had one he was going "oh, this one's cute, never found a use for her"
RubyChao: i looked at it
RubyChao: and then we realized it was Oona the Wraith.
Harpydia: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: it's okay HP
Gooper Blooper: a use was found
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Booth Imaghosth: Where's my potato scrubber
Booth Imaghosth looks all over the kitchen for two minutes.
Booth Imaghosth: WHERE IS IT.
Draco: Behind the cheese peeler? I dunno.
Booth Imaghosth finds it...right next to the plate with the three potatoes I put down.
Booth Imaghosth: .....carry on then
Gooper Blooper: what a weird place for it to be
RubyChao: oh that happened to me recently
RubyChao: i set down a pair of pants and i couldn't find them all day
RubyChao: then i checked again and i realized they were... right there but the legs were bunched up so i kept thinking they were a pair of shorts.
Harpydia: lord
Draco: "Where's my phone?" I asked myself, using its flashlight to try finding it.
Harpydia: where are my glasses? I ask myself as i look around with my glasses on
Spin Bitch Spin: I lost my phone, and eventually found it on the back of the chair I was sitting on.
Booth Imaghosth: Reminds me of 'losing' my glasses as a kid
Booth Imaghosth: My school was all looking for them for like ten minutes and then I realized I had them in one of my pockets
Booth Imaghosth: To be fair, I believe it was in one of my inside jacket pockets
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Phoneharp: Dia is going to fucking slap the shit out of gods like speedrunner mario backhands bowser out of existence
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Del in Pan joined the chat
Del in Pan: boip
Del in Pan: >:3
Del in Pan left the chat
Jumpropeman: how dare!
(later)
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: b o i p
RubyChao: boip to you too good sir
Harpydia: boip
Spin Bitch Spin: Boop
Jumpropeman: boop? A bold new direction...
Mobile Draco: Bwop
Jumpropeman: woah now, let's not get too crazy! we'll lose the original ans
Jumpropeman: *fans
Spin Bitch Spin: Fuck the ans apparently
Jumpropeman: uck them
Harpydia: *dabs*
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Draco: Someday important.
Gooper Blooper: She's had a few nice roles in your plot so far, at least!
Draco: Alfonso's been good for being an Inquisitor who can actually leave Whalestrand to do stuff so Morag can be around for stuff like Aeng'hwa's pearl.
Draco: Not Brawl material though at the moment because she's a highly skilled agent but doesn't have any unique powers really.
RubyChao: she's a robot which means we just need to mod her and she has plenty of powers!
Gooper Blooper: *A sawblade on an extendable arm pops out of her forehead*
Draco: Perfect!
Gooper Blooper: Sometimes I think I play too cautiously in giving characters powers
Gooper Blooper: other times my brain demands I do something ridiculous and I slap it on with no explanation offered
Gooper Blooper: "Mr. Hippo can summon atrocious games" "why" "don't know, don't care, do it"
Jumpropeman: he was bitten by a radioactive bubsy 3d
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Jumpropeman: "Mario the carpenter and his brother Luigi are hopping mad! The water pipes in their house are blocked with nests of crawling creatures. If the two brothers can't get rid of them they'll never take a bath again!" the atari version of Mario Bros. refuses to admit they're plumbers now
Mobile Draco: That's the bad timeline, where they became carpenters instead of plumbers.
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Jumpropeman: meredith sees this in her dreams
Gooper Blooper: If Rachel wins the lottery:
Mobile Pitohui: There was a job posting recently... one moment.
Mobile Pitohui: Ah, yes
Mobile Pitohui: Meredith dream job
Gooper Blooper: "Helps to manage intake and fulfillment of Sonic lore inquiries."
Jumpropeman: meredith would do this for free-
Gooper Blooper: "Hey Meredith, why can Knuckles glide-" "Sumireko, I appreciate the attention but you're tying up the line"
Jumpropeman: the dreadlocks, duh
Gooper Blooper: I googled it yesterday when I suddenly realized how little sense it makes and that is apparently legitimately the reason
Gooper Blooper: he spreads them out and they act like gliding membranes somehow
Jumpropeman: huh, I wonder if I read that and retained it or my kid logic was just what sega went with too
Gooper Blooper: the real question is, how does Tails fly without his tails getting all twisted up... though considering that when he spindashes/jumps, the tails remain stationary while the rest of his body spins around, I am forced to conclude they are not actually attached directly to his body
Jumpropeman: I think some toys with the function have a like, butt plate that rotates
Draco: Knuckles can glide because he knows that only people who chuckle are affected by gravity.
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: Why can Sonic, of a species not known for speed, run so fast
Jumpropeman: his shoes, according to sonic labyrinth
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: How can Sonic, a species that is quadrapedal, stand upright so easily?
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: And why are his feet so big that he can wear human-esque sneakers
Jumpropeman: he's probably like Mario, where Mario's not a human, he's a subspecies of human. so sonic is a hedgehog subspecies despite being humanoid, unless we go with the real answer is he's part of an alien species we just call hedgehog the same way we call thousands of barely related things fish
Gooper Blooper: I'm reminded of some early Garfield strips where he decides to try walking on his hind feet and finds that he can right up until Jon points out that he shouldn't be able to
Gooper Blooper: but then in later strips he just stays upright and no one points it out
Jumpropeman: link
Draco: Sonic can stand upright because gravity is UNCOOL.
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: I remember that strip
Gooper Blooper: link
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Maple Sheep: "it had taken some time for multiple members to get through Jumbo's book draft "Still I Stand","
Maple Sheep: I think you mean
Maple Sheep: uhu
Maple Sheep adjusts tie
Maple Sheep coughs because he's still recovering from a lung irritation that's kept him horizontal all day
Maple Sheep: I THINK you MEAN
Maple Sheep titters
Gooper Blooper: So about Goops' characters
Maple Sheep plays with mic cord
Maple Sheep: I think you meeeeeeean
Maple Sheep: "Still I Strand"
Maple Sheep: S
Maple Sheep: Still I Strand
Maple Sheep: because he's a whale
Maple Sheep: and the setting
Maple Sheep: the setting is called
Maple Sheep: look, it's funny because-
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Maple Sheep: "Why are you so fucking obsessed with Maple!?"
Maple Sheep: Have you seen her?
Gooper Blooper: It's true. I am also obsessed with Maple.
Phoneharp: I love maple
Gooper Blooper: Asahi's a real piece of work but he has good taste in kidnap victims
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Harpydia: brine...
Harpydia: don't think i didn't see isabelle calling kindra "wife"
Harpydia: did they get married and NOT INVITE A SINGLE KOBBER-
Brine: Yes. :}
Gooper Blooper: now that's chaotic
Harpydia: pure chaos is deciding to get married and letting a lawn flamingo officiate the wedding
RubyChao: absolute madwomen
Draco: Quit looking at Clownpiece's wedding plans.
Jumpropeman: clairepiece's wedding would be officiated by godzilla
Draco: "You may kiss the bride and stomp Tokyo."
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Jumpropeman: "Maple's already shrinking in size, even if it doesn't suit her mood" it's really hard to resist putting DK rap lyrics into situations
Jumpropeman: I've written reviews where I use the phrase "relative ease" and must resist talking about making crushing rocks seem such a breeze
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Harpydia: *dabs*
Harpydia: psychics are GO
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: Sorry, Thunderbirds beat you to that, Harps
Harpydia: sorry but i have cooler, better psychics
Harpydia: just look at sammy
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: She's been coasting on her Anubis victory for a while now though
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: What was the last big thing she did?
Harpydia: become a boss baby temporarily
Harpydia: and is part of a clothes line for Chloe
Pierre Becausemybladdersempty: I cannot say this is a downgrade
Harpydia: she's getting some passive income baybeeee
Harpydia: but don't worry
Harpydia: i have another psychic
Gooper Blooper: She did plenty after the Anubis thing!
Gooper Blooper: Entered two Brawls, opened her own arcade
Harpydia: sssh goops we have to make sure he thinks anubis was important
Gooper Blooper: kek
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Jumpropeman: i just realized
Jumpropeman: draco did the parasect event with no familiarity with how they are in arceus
Gooper Blooper: well, with SOME familiarity
Gooper Blooper: we've been happy to discuss it here :V
Draco: Some familiarity, yeah, but this is my first time playing it. Arceus asked Delilah for help and she said "Have this drill-haired thing that wants to smooch Garie."
Draco: Actually...no...not Macka's journey through the ancient west.
Draco: Not when GOD is involved. No, this quest can only be undertaken by...
Draco: A FALLEN ANGEL.
Harpydia: she just got done with these superbosses and now you're putting her in mortal danger against wild animals?
Harpydia: smh.
Draco: We're going adventuring to find MEATOSAURUS.
Draco: Dropped her phone into the infinite void, can't call Lanterby to send Maple for help.
Harpydia: i'm gonna go on a wild adventure and go to sleep
Harpydia left the chat
Draco: I guess Goomy counts as a Meatosaurus but I already named her Ghost Train.
Draco: I mean, I saw the options for the protagonist's appearance and thought "That's a Yohane."
Draco: OH SNAP. Rowlet's talking to me?! Did you isekai me, Rowlet?!
Draco: I wonder if the swirling vortex above the tall mountain is at all relevant?
Draco: You can tell she lost Meatosaurus because she doesn't have the hair meatball.
Draco: Idiot professor doesn't even have a Poke Ball. Even Margit has those.
Draco: God hath sent Yohane a message and His divine prophecy speaketh: "catch em all lol"
Jumpropeman: no meatball?!
Jumpropeman: guess she'll have to eat rowlet
Draco: It's unavoidable.
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Gooper Blooper: until the sequel to Hypnospace Outlaw comes out, the Battle Network series gets my vote for the most Frutiger Aero video games ever
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Jumpropeman: maple
Jumpropeman: burnin, curious if her mutation is similar, eats fire
Gooper Blooper: Next setting: Maple Galaxy
RubyChao: be honest goops
RubyChao: you would want to rp there
Draco: 2025 plot
Gooper Blooper: well, not if it was too Mario Galaxy accurate
Gooper Blooper: because those star things explode into the planets
Gooper Blooper: so we'd have a Maple Galaxy but no Maple
RubyChao: A sacrifice I am willing to make.
Draco: Same.
Jumpropeman: that was asahi's original plan, but she never turned into a galaxy
Gooper Blooper: Needed more syrup.
Draco: Nobody wanted Asahi Galaxy.
(later)
Jumpropeman: also related to super mario galaxy 2, moreso a longplay of it, man am I glad the SomethingAwful "we're too cool for everything" mindset has faded away. It's not lame to know what a Pokey from Super Mario is called
Gooper Blooper: I remember you touching on this sort of topic a long way back, remarking how "cringe culture" wasn't really a thing any more
RubyChao: reminder that okuu created an unstoppable tidal wave of anime women in zfrp
Gooper Blooper: NO ANIME ALLOWED
Jumpropeman: i thought you meant literally at first, and I did not remember that specific attack :V
Jumpropeman: you guys will never catch ME RPing a video game character, least of all a touhou girl!
Mobile Draco: Dang. No anime allowed? D;
Jumpropeman: i wonder what season 1 jrm would think of the hard girls
RubyChao: reminder i was so nervous about okuu i put her in a spoiler tag
RubyChao: and that's why she was lotto
Mobile Draco now RPs...um...a Goomy? And....................Deb?
Mobile Draco: Shit, Goomy was in an anime once.
Jumpropeman: nice try draco, but I saw Doki Doki Deb
Mobile Draco: Dang. Guys, RP is cancelled until I make a new OC named...Bleb.
Jumpropeman: sounds like a cool chick
Mobile Draco: She's...um... Luigi's cousin.
Jumpropeman: LUIGI!? From the anime Super Mario Bros: The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach?
Jumpropeman: BANNED
Mobile Draco: Dang! Is Arknights an anime? Can I still RP Macka if she nevers takes off her mask?
Jumpropeman: the only character anyone can rp is Mark from Pizza Church
Gooper Blooper: If only we had let Dr. Eggert win so we could safely frolic in the anime-free paradise of Pelswick RP
Mobile Draco: Time to bring back live streamer Peter Plays.
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Jumpropeman: oh yeah, I'd like to bring up something simple but relevant to my Argo characters. There's going to be a system in Argo called informally "The Tubes", which are built into the cave walls and used for fast delivery via steam. Some of its people movers, but there's also freight since otherwise how the heck do you get heavy industrial equipment and goods into a high place inside a cave
Jumpropeman: basically just huge pipes of steam carrying things from place to place
Harpydia: ooh! I like it! i have a big area that's kinda off limits to that sorta thing that i can talk about
Jumpropeman: i say this mostly so that someone doesn't invent a counter system before I do the relevant teasers or whatever :V
RubyChao: i like that idea!
Gooper Blooper: IT'S NOT A BIG TRUCK
Gooper Blooper: IT'S A SERIES OF TUBES
Gooper Blooper: IT'S NOT SOMETHING YOU JUST DUMP SOMETHING ON
Gooper Blooper twenty-year-old memes spring forth from the ether
Jumpropeman: literally a series of tubes in this case
(later)
Del in Spn: Gooper Blooper: IT'S NOT A BIG TRUCK
Del in Spn: ITS OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHER FUCKER
Del in Spn: sorry YouTube poop took over
SteelKomodo: YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULLSHIT
Del in Spn: GUARANTEED
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RubyChao: "'The mayor of New York has been arrested for corruption' sounds like the preamble that would appear before a 90s beat-em-up game, and I'm here for it. I'm ready to fight identical guys and gain health with street chicken. I'm going to change my name to 'Blaze.'"
Jumpropeman: haggar why
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Jumpropeman: link
SteelKomodo: sounds like a pitch for a new soulslike
Jumpropeman: political cartoons in general create some of the most bonkers visuals
Jumpropeman: I remember when a few different games came out around the same time about the strange marginalia in illuminated manuscripts. We need people to turn political cartoon caricatures into monsters next
SteelKomodo: imagine going through the ruins of eighteenth or ninteenth-century America, fighting fearsome critters and bosses based on those caricatures
Jumpropeman: getting chased down by this thing
Jumpropeman: link link link
Jumpropeman: this knight is basically just dark souls already
Jumpropeman: link
SteelKomodo: noice
SteelKomodo: all very good inspiration!
Jumpropeman: gonna be a lot of animals with politican faces running around that's for sure
Jumpropeman: i found like five different ones with chickens and a few with dogs
SteelKomodo: the hydra one looks like it would be hell to fight
SteelKomodo: mt rushmore but a giant snake
Jumpropeman: the top hats will fly
Mobile Draco: Zipacna has beaten death, time to fight TAXES.
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Jumpropeman: I want to share a spam email the Game hoard got
Harpydia: show me
Jumpropeman: "Let's Explore How Our Go Karts Can Enhance The Game Hoard's Offerings
I hope you're having a great day! My name is Yu Bo, representing Eusino Auto Ltd. We're excited to offer our expertise in providing high-quality go karts that align with your interests at The Game Hoard.
Our go karts are known for their robustness and innovation. Here are some features that set our product apart"
Harpydia: uh
Harpydia: hmmmm
Jumpropeman: I imagine something like the Mario Kart or Nickelodeon Kart reviews tripped their scanner
Jumpropeman: surely, this man is a go-karter
Harpydia: don't forget garfield kart
Jumpropeman: it was definitely M&Ms Kart
Gooper Blooper: look, a nut
Harpydia: NUT
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Jumpropeman: playing Mario Hoops "Oh heck yeah, Jr. Street! I remember this place being really fun with its slot machines." *activates the slot machine, lands on Bowser Jr.'s face, -1000 points* SO FUN :D
Jumpropeman activates slot machine again... Bowser Jr. AGAIN :DDDD
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Gooper Blooper: came within millimeters of an F-Zero cup victory today
SteelKomodo: :O
Phoneharp: Ofuk
Gooper Blooper: There were only ten human players, two of them were trading off 1st place
Gooper Blooper: One of them was smoking heavily at the very end of Race 4 and I lunged at them but they survived and got over the finish line
Gooper Blooper: The other one crashed out during the final race so if I'd managed to kill that first guy I would have been unopposed
Gooper Blooper: got 2nd instead
SteelKomodo: ouch, man
SteelKomodo: so close and yet so far
Phoneharp: oof.avi
Gooper Blooper: The player base is down but that just means the people still in it are insanely good
SteelKomodo: SOUNDS LIKE FIGHTING GAMES TO ME
SteelKomodo weeps uncontrollably
Gooper Blooper: so I try to sneak into small lobbies by joining just as time expires to enter a grand prix so I get things like that one with only ten people in it
Jumpropeman: hi goop
RubyChao: awwww, good try
Gooper Blooper: I was never great at F-Zero GX but I'm happy I'm good enough at 99 to be a threat in the right circumstances
Gooper Blooper: this is my F-Zero, somehow
(later)
Gooper Blooper: I have a coda to my F-Zero 99 story the other day
Harpydia: oshit
Harpydia: TELL ME MORE
Gooper Blooper: The two guys that kept me from winning that Grand Prix, their usernames. The one that crashed out was "Toad" with star symbols on either side
Gooper Blooper: The other one, the one I ALMOST KO'd, was named Tristy
Gooper Blooper: Earlier today I did a Grand Prix and got matched up with Tristy again
Gooper Blooper: They fucked up on Mute City and placed 98th after crashing
Harpydia: tristy
Harpydia: oh no
Gooper Blooper: revenge
RubyChao: OWNED
(later)
Gooper Blooper: Well, after playing F-Zero 99 this morning, I have a coda to my coda
Gooper Blooper: I entered a Grand Prix, fucked up a jump on Mute City, fell off the track, and got 99th... and Toad was in the same race so they got to see it happen
RubyChao: ahahahaa
RubyChao: what goes around, etc etc
Gooper Blooper: The trilogy is complete - we all crashed out and fucked up at one another's expense
Gooper Blooper: did not see if Tristy was present
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Gooper Blooper: link
Draco: I guess I know what Sue's doing in a couple weeks.
Gooper Blooper: She's doing Dorothy.
Draco: #PG13Establishment
Gooper Blooper: "Sorry I'm late, Stella, I was doing stuff" "I'm stuff" "OMG DOROTHY NO" "haha, Sue, you are banging my employee"
Draco: oh nyo XD
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Jumpropeman: good news everyone: Yellow Flying Squirrel Toad IS playable in Mario Sports Superstars! You can finally stop asking for him!
Gooper Blooper: My favorite Mario character!
Hooded Pitohui: I could never play a Mario game without Yellow Flying Squirrel Toad
Hooded Pitohui: Mario Wonder? Goes right in the garbage
RubyChao: but jrm
RubyChao: does it have Battle Damaged Gohan?
Jumpropeman: maybe I'll unlock Battle Damaged Pink Gold Peach
Draco: Finally!
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Jumpropeman: Dias and Mnelrolth got me thinking recently about heroic permadeaths
Jumpropeman: and reminded me that one of the few was Yellow M&M
RubyChao: i don't think i have any of those
RubyChao: YES
RubyChao: *YET
Jumpropeman: I was worried for captain falcon for a moment
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(Brine's plot ends with no final boss because none of the antagonists are unreasonable enough to refuse to hear the Kobbers out)
Gooper Blooper: This year, Brine fucked around and found out what happens when he does a big plot with no Annis in it
Mobile Draco: Vanessa filling in for Annis this year.
Gooper Blooper: This won't be like Bergman, swear to god. Vanessa could come out with her hands up while doing the hula and I'd still put a cap in her ass.
Jumpropeman: Miyoi gonna smack her with the library book
Gooper Blooper: LOOK OUT, IT'S HEMMA! HEMMA WITH THE HOT TOWEL! BAH GAWD
Jumpropeman: slimefoot shudders in his terrarium
Gooper Blooper: Miyoi is not a fighter, but Attami most assuredly is
Gooper Blooper: she'll do it in your stead, whalestress
Mobile Draco: Vanessa surrenders while carrying a box of Goomies after bringing Margit seven gym badges and a pair of boxing 🧤s.
Gooper Blooper: Thanks for the bribes, CHUMP *kablam*
Brine: Post. Next year, we kill all the Brine villains to compensate :V
Gooper Blooper: Brine: All right guys, this time for sure, we're gonna have SUCH evil villains, they're gonna be SUPER EVIL
Also Brine:
Jumpropeman: brine makes them all truly irredeemable monsters next time... they're all crypto bros
Brine: They're going to be wicked and awful!
Brine makes a bunch of misguided cute girls instead
Gooper Blooper: The Brine Dillemma:
* too many characters to use...
* "Let's make some of them bad guys instead! That'll work!"
* all of them face turn and his roster doubles in size
* "fuck"
Brine: Canon and accurate, lol
RubyChao gestures to the Neokama
RubyChao: they were supposed to have ONE face turn
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Gooper Blooper: fun fact: Goopsmom's meme adventures continue
Harpydia: oh my god what'd she do
Gooper Blooper: she has learned about "spoopy" and adores it
Harpydia: you didn't teach her about spoopy before?!?!
Harpydia: how could you
Gooper Blooper: Not long after she went to work she texted me, with no context, "spoopy and creppy"
Gooper Blooper: I thought she knew about it already
Harpydia: also i prefer not to armchair diagnose gods mostly because they are written by humans trying to explain stuff
Harpydia: oh no
Gooper Blooper: Last week a former coworker had sent her a photo of their to-do list for the day, and the list included a doodle of Oogie Boogie and the entry "be spoopy"
Harpydia: next thing you know she's gonna get all the typo stuff
Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom was like "what is spoopy"
Harpydia: i just bust out laughing
Harpydia: i'm surprised ivel isn't concerned (then again he's playing tf2)
Gooper Blooper: so I explained it and sent her the original "spoopy" and "creppy" pics
Alien: One Bad Wording: There was an original?
Harpydia: oh you sweet summer child
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, spoopy comes from a Halloween decoration
Gooper Blooper: and creppy comes from a botched cake
Gooper Blooper: link
Harpydia: spoopy: nintendo approved
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RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8238837
Gooper Blooper: eep!
Jumpropeman: ah yes
Jumpropeman: peko's sidekick
RubyChao: "eep" and "woman who prevented world war 3 from engulfing the planet in nuclear fire"
RubyChao: The duality of Akamatsu.
Harpydia: the other kobber blogger
Draco: Kaede, best known for killing Joshy.
RubyChao: it's true, Kaede DOES have a permakill on her record
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RubyChao: oh wow i forgot to eat
RubyChao: i should go fix that
Jumpropeman: nah chao, just do what I'm doing
Jumpropeman: keep moving the goalposts for when I pause and go eat
Gooper Blooper: JRM must be playing something really good!
Jumpropeman: i must see leo suffer more under the heel of these babies...
RubyChao: for a minute i thought you meant zfrp leo
Gooper Blooper: *those babyz
Gooper Blooper: related, when Aderic said "those turtles" the meme video immediately forced its' way into my brain
RubyChao: WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK
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Gooper Blooper: voted today
RubyChao: congrats goops!
RubyChao: proud of you for exercising your civic duty
RubyChao: i'm gonna knock out my vote on the 26th
Gooper Blooper: Vermont's races this year are very very dull
Gooper Blooper: total snoozefest up here
RubyChao: let me guess
RubyChao: it's all guaranteed blue except for phil scott, who will win governor again
Harpydia: i'm not really paying attention to politics (or at least i'm trying not to for my own sanity)
Jumpropeman: i can tell im in a swing state because every day in the mail we get a minimum of two flyers, sometimes the same one
Gooper Blooper: basically
Gooper Blooper: there was even a race on my ballot with no one running for the job
Gooper Blooper: wonder how that's gonna end up
Jumpropeman: this is your moment goop
Jumpropeman: free job
Gooper Blooper: Gooper Blooper: High Bailiff
Jumpropeman: you get to be the one to bring in the dancing lobsters!
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(Re: Game Hoard)
Jumpropeman: i wonder if there is a series ive inexplicably snubbed so far
Jumpropeman: oh, i guess like, Madden :V V: :V
Gooper Blooper: I was going to say Street Fighter. You did review this thing, but, like, that doesn't count man :V
Jumpropeman: But you play as Definitely For Real Ken!
Gooper Blooper: Guitar Hero is another big formerly-popular series not on the Hoard
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: You reviewed Valhalla, we good fam
Gooper Blooper: (nice dana)
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: I played it and then it just became an infinite perpetual part of my RP
Jumpropeman: i was going to ask what you'll do once the current batch retire but
Jumpropeman: >stella retiring
Gooper Blooper: I'm using the series tags on Game Hoard to try and find other overlooked series
Gooper Blooper: I'm not seeing Crash Bandicoot
Jumpropeman: oh yeah
Gooper Blooper: Spyro got one review three years ago, he's in
Jumpropeman: crash bandicoot's been in a few patron pick polls, but he's not earned any love
Jumpropeman: he's no de blob
RubyChao: i've been playing crash lately
RubyChao: it's pretty fun
Mobile Draco: Goops can retire Stella when Sei becomes his main Valholler
Brine: No worries!
Gooper Blooper: The Thing That Would Not Leave
Hooded Pitohui: She's too powerful for us mere mortals
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RubyChao: fun fact: limbus company had an npc showing up who is a woman in a skintight form-fitting suit
they then had another npc from the same group, this one a man
RubyChao: he is also wearing the same skintight form-fitting suit
RubyChao: i appreciate how equal opportunity this game is.
Mobile Draco: lel
When In Doubt, C-4: Bi rights
Gooper Blooper: Chao gets twice the fanservice
Phoneharp: is he packin
Phoneharp: *questions i should not be asking*
RubyChao: harpy: tragically, they obscured that part on both of 'em
Phoneharp: NOOOOO
When In Doubt, C-4: This remind me of a story
When In Doubt, C-4: So has anyone hear seen the British comedy show Taskmaster?
Gooper Blooper: I haven't, but I've seen you mention it in here before
Jumpropeman: ive seen clips on youtube
When In Doubt, C-4: Ok, so on Taskmaster each contestant wears the same outfit for the entire filming period
When In Doubt, C-4: Some of these can get pretty outlandish, as the contestant are often professional comics/ actors
When In Doubt, C-4: But our story involves series contestant Phil Wang, of Season 7
When In Doubt, C-4: For his Taskmaster outfit he chose to reference Bruce Lee’s iconic yellow jumpsuit
When In Doubt, C-4: Only there where some sizing issues
When In Doubt, C-4: Specifically around the crotch area
Jumpropeman: my word
Jumpropeman: Wang's poor wang
RubyChao: oh no
When In Doubt, C-4: As the Taskmaster himself put it "No matter how ornate the grandfather clock, the pendulum draws the eye"
Jumpropeman: a very fun way with words
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Jumpropeman: the funny thing about that nintendo alarmo clock they announce (besides everything) is I fall asleep every night to nintendo music compilations so it would not work on me :V
Gooper Blooper: nintendo finally announced new hardware...
Draco: My prediction is Nintendo will use it as an excuse to sue people who use Nintendo music as ringtones.
Jumpropeman: "nintendo can you make joycons without stick drift?" "...alarm clock?"
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Gooper Blooper: scuffle writing is down to final two
Gooper Blooper: standing here, I realize, etc etc
Jumpropeman: snivel's last stand...
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