Chatzy Madness Volume 422: Devote The Rest Of My Life To Mario

Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8165246
Jumpropeman: only 76 images?!
Jumpropeman: *sharon bankrupts herself getting ravio commissions*
Draco: Dang. I can't believe she bought two Ravio commissions.
Hooded Pitohui: link
Hooded Pitohui: I saw a big poster with Ravio on it while browsing Etsy the other day and I was so tempted to buy it
Jumpropeman: oh man, that is cool
Jumpropeman: look at Sheerow! <3
Gooper Blooper: where's sharon tho
Jumpropeman: bringing out tables so it doesn't have to be on the grass
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: link link
Jumpropeman: nep sometimes shows up at the rental shop just to make sure sharon's not sacrificing babies or whatever
Draco: "Tapestry" is being generous.
Jumpropeman: redbubble's so called tapestries are a gold mine
Draco: Once in a while, Nep's sister shows up to try to get Gale to do something.
Gooper Blooper: https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ickg9LkvgaU/hqdefault.jpg
Jumpropeman: even thinking burns calories you know
Gooper Blooper: "Game Gear never attended SeHaGaHa High, preferring to stay home watching TV all day."
Jumpropeman: she learned enough from tv
Jumpropeman: like all the best soda brands
Draco: I mean, Gale got the best girlfriend that way, so...
Hooded Pitohui: Almost forgot to actually schedule the epilogue because I got to thinking about Sharon
Jumpropeman: understandable pitohui
Gooper Blooper: kek

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Gooper Blooper: small post, I'm wiped out
Draco: *gets the push broom ready*
Hooded Pitohui: I feel ya. It's late.
Draco: It's only 9:30. Y'all are wimps.
Draco: jk
Gooper Blooper: it's 1:30 PM in Japan
Gooper Blooper: got the whole afternoon ahead of us
Gooper Blooper: I'm gonna go take a Tokyo afternoon nap
Gooper Blooper: nite

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Gooper Blooper: So here's something Chao might enjoy
Gooper Blooper: Lately I've been playing a Rampage-style game on Switch called "Terror Of Hemasaurus" where you attack cities while playing as a Godzilla knockoff, and early on your kaiju attacks start pretty close to NYC
Gooper Blooper: However, when you get to NYC, you only visit it briefly for a short level in which you target one specific building in Manhattan
Gooper Blooper: The next level has you abruptly change course to go to New Jersey and the tutorial/mission explanation guy says "you can go ahead and wipe this whole place out, no one will miss it"
RubyChao: PFFFFFFFT
RubyChao: ahahahahahaa, i love it
Harpydia: jersey devil cries
Gooper Blooper: Oddly enough despite the Switch having approximately five hundred million games on it, none of them are Rampage, not even the original via that massive "Arcade Archives" port series, so I'm glad this was here to fill the gap
Draco: Brutal.
RubyChao: well harpy
RubyChao: robot hell didn't HAVE to be in new jersey, yet it is
RubyChao: checkmate
Harpydia: jersey devil now promoted to new york devil
Draco: Trapped forever here in robot hell.

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Harpydia: okay i need to eat before frederika draws "Death" from her tarot deck and tells me "lol u starve 2 deth"
Draco: The Tower (Past) The Tower signals a time of neglect—a moment when you dared to skip a meal, or worse, chose something unsatisfying! This reckless decision set the stage for chaos. You felt a rumble deep within, not from the heavens, but from the depths of your very belly! You thought, perhaps, “I can power through this!” But oh, how wrong you were. That fateful meal you ignored was the first step toward your downfall.
Draco: The Five of Pentacles (Present) Behold, your current state of misery! The Five of Pentacles shows you, shivering in the cold, weak, disoriented. You wander the streets, stomach growling like a feral beast, your energy waning. It is hunger, my friend, a hunger so profound that it’s as if your very soul is leaking out through the pit of your stomach! The gnawing emptiness inside you grows with each passing moment, pulling you into the abyss. You feel faint, your vision blurs—you are but a shell of your former self.
Draco: Death (Future) Ah, the most ominous of cards! The Death card foretells the tragic end if you do not EAT SOON! Your body, weakened by lack of nourishment, can no longer sustain itself. Slowly, dramatically, you collapse to the ground, clutching your stomach in a final act of desperation. Your last words: "If only... I had grabbed... a sandwich..." fade into the night as you slip into the eternal slumber of starvation! The Grim Reaper, holding a loaf of bread, watches solemnly, shaking his head, for he knew this could have been avoided.

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(Re: Pokemon Legends Arceus)

Draco: lel there's evolved Pokemon whose Dex Entries I've completed without completing their base form's.
Jumpropeman: scientists shocked to learn animal starts life as baby
Draco: I haven't even SEEN Magikarp but I've completed Gyarados.
Jumpropeman: magikarp? Sounds pretty powerful. It IS magic after all

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RubyChao: folks
RubyChao: you know what i realized?
RubyChao: Star Fox is currently deader than F-Zero
Jumpropeman: so cruel, chao...
Draco: Owch. I can't believe you'd bully the stars of Super Smash Bros like that.
Draco: Just because their spin-offs weren't as successful.
Gooper Blooper: You know the old kids book fun fact of "you could fit fifty Rhode Islands into this (much larger state or country)!"
Gooper Blooper: I wonder how many "number of people who bought F-Zero Climax" you could fit into "people who tried F-Zero 99"
RubyChao: A Lot
Gooper Blooper: "Forest I and II don't feature any health zones to refill a machine's energy, making these courses the only official F-Zero tracks to not feature them."
Gooper Blooper: oh god
RubyChao: oh my god
RubyChao: Death Race incarnate.
Gooper Blooper: no wonder they didn't give us Forest yet
Gooper Blooper: we are not ready
RubyChao: it really is funny
RubyChao: when the direct first dropped f-zero 99 i remember thinking it'd be a meme and just a figure of mockery, a sort of "f-zero is really dead and they're trotting out its corpse" because of mario 35 being the short-lived weirdo
Draco: The only survivor was in 99th the rest of the time.
RubyChao: and then it turned out it's actually... good? and has created a lot of player retention? and gets a lot of support?
Gooper Blooper: Yeah I remember reactions to the reveal being almost Metroid Prime Federation Force levels of bitterness
Gooper Blooper: But I tried it, for some reason I wanted to try it
Gooper Blooper: and it's actually really great
RubyChao: and the devs are happy about it too!
Gooper Blooper: There are still people who are like "IT'S NOT GX STYLE IT'S TRASH IT'S WORTHLESS" but they are a minority
RubyChao: oh yeah no that was low-key my initial reaction too, i admit it
RubyChao: but having tried it they have done an excellent job and i am a convert
Jumpropeman: my brother didn't like it, now he keeps doing the tournaments for the unlockables :V
Harpydia: "i don't like it" *keeps playing it*
Harpydia: same energy as a dad who doesn't want a cat but now has a cat and is being goofy with their feline companion
Gooper Blooper: You know it's good when I, someone who dislikes losing and failing in games because I often find it discouraging, have put 65 hours into a game where I've won about five races that whole time
RubyChao: your hero
RubyChao: f-zero
Gooper Blooper: also the emote addition is fucking hilarious and I love watching everyone spam them when the track loads in
RubyChao: (i'm very glad i got f-zero in cardholders, it was one of the many Chao things that deserved that rep)
Jumpropeman: *brother texts me that he just got the Blue Thunder in F-Zero 99*
Jumpropeman: boy does he dislike that game :P
Harpydia: absolutely loathes it
Harpydia: waste of time

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When In Doubt, C-4: My brother might’ve accidentally gotten his local mayor ousted from office
I Sold My Kids For Cheese: Oh THIS outta be good
I Sold My Kids For Cheese: Do tell
When In Doubt, C-4: So
When In Doubt, C-4: My brother is a sports reporter
kamen rider rowntrees: ooooh
When In Doubt, C-4: And he was covering an international softball game where Israel was competing
When In Doubt, C-4: Naturally there were protesters
kamen rider rowntrees: of course
When In Doubt, C-4: And my brother’s editor suggested that he talk to the protesters, so he went over there with a mic and started an off the cuff interview
When In Doubt, C-4: Then the mayor showed up and started being rude and dismissive, and suggesting my brother focus more on the game
When In Doubt, C-4: My brothers mic was on. And it’s an election year.
kamen rider rowntrees: lmao
SteelKomodo: yeouch
SteelKomodo: foot, meet bullet
Draco: Oof.
RubyChao: rip

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Jumpropeman: *playing mario bros. 3*
Jumpropeman: BELOVED RP CHARACTER HOT FOOT?!
Jumpropeman: i forget it was in this game!

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Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom meme update
Jumpropeman: spoopdate
Gooper Blooper: I got a text earlier tonight that said
Gooper Blooper: "do you know what skippityriz means"
Harpydia: OH NO
Harpydia: first of all its "skibbity rizz"
Gooper Blooper: I did not, so I googled it, and Google helpfully autocorrected to "Skibidi Rizz"
Harpydia: second of all, "rizz" is slang for "charisma"
Harpydia: third of all, please tell me she didn't watch skibidi toilet after this
Gooper Blooper: I did know about Skibidi Toilet and Rizz but not this new phrase that combines them
Gooper Blooper: If she did, she didn't tell me
Harpydia: oh no
Jumpropeman: skibidi toilet is actually good, like I've said before, it's just like the 2000s sort of gmod stuff where a goofy first few videos transforms into a crazy lore-riddled storyline
Harpydia: i haven't watched it and i'm just like
Harpydia: "how the fuck did we get gen alpha slang from that"
Harpydia: "why is ohio slang now"
I Sold My Kids For Cheese: Skippy Doo Dah, Skippity Ritz...I'll just eat normal crackers instead...
Jumpropeman: this is a major character in skibidi toilet
Harpydia: "if goopsmom learns what a gyatt is i'm quitting the internet"

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Gooper Blooper: post
RubyChao: i like how even when chatzy said finish him off
RubyChao: jon still contributed...
Jumpropeman clicks music link
Jumpropeman makes sure it's not accidentally set to 2X speed
Jumpropeman: nope, it's just like that
Gooper Blooper: Is this your first time?
Jumpropeman: yezzir
Gooper Blooper: Welcome. I'm glad I remembered this classic in time.
Jumpropeman: the worst part is it almost keeps making a nice guitar riff and then farm animals stop it
Jumpropeman: "we paid for all these sound effects, we got to use them all"
Draco: Kind of like that "Incredible Bulk" sequence where they're burning through all the paid CGI assets they bought?

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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8279411
Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: nice work goop
Gooper Blooper: I left out a couple of really obscure/minor ones if they would have forced a new row
Jumpropeman: I quite like the huge clusters some people have and then the littler lines for people like pito and brine
RubyChao: oh, very fun take
Brine: Very nice!
Jumpropeman: i legit thought I had rped more hous
Gooper Blooper: I wish it had PC-98s as well
Gooper Blooper: alas
RubyChao: how big a percentage of that is kotohime
Gooper Blooper: 70% kotohime, 25% ruukoto, 5% And The Rest
Jumpropeman: louise buried
Gooper Blooper: I even buried my own PC-98 hu, Chao's are just that good

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RubyChao: "Yugioh cards have to be so specific with their wording because even if a card says "your opponent literally can't do anything to stop this card's activation," there will inevitably be some card called "Tomfoolery of the Forbidden Scallywag" that allows you to bypass that kind of restriction if your opponent drank a glass of lemonade before the match started."

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Jumpropeman: I was looking through groceries and saw something with Maple in it and was like "Ah! Maple! <3" before realizing how dumb it was
RubyChao: holy shit, incredible
Susie the Gossip Gremlin: XD
RubyChao: i'm ruining an entire type of food product with this woman
Susie the Gossip Gremlin: I found actual maple sugar at my grocery store a couple weeks ago
RubyChao: well of course you did
RubyChao: you live in vermont

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I Sold My Kids For Cheese: Most artists draw Dredd with a very prominent, lantern jaw chin
RubyChao: dredd WHAT is going on with your CHIN
I Sold My Kids For Cheese: ...and some apparently draw him with a tumor.

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RubyChao: i want to share one of the funniest things that happened in Far Cry 4 to me
RubyChao: >hear enemy yelling "YOU'RE WEAK!"
RubyChao: >turn around to face him
RubyChao: >literally immediately get hit in the face by a truck
RubyChao: >die
RubyChao: He wasn't wrong that I was indeed weaker than a truck.

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Gooper Blooper (Susie the Gossip Gremlin) joined the chat
RubyChao: hi goops
Draco: Hi Gossip Gremlin.
Harpydia: hi goops
Gooper Blooper: the gossip gremlin WILL RETURN... maybe, I dunno, probably not-
Harpydia: can i date the gossip gremlin
Too Clever By Half: DONE
Too Clever By Half turns Susie into a Fig Newton.
Too Clever By Half: ....wait
Harpydia: that's a fig first of all-
Gooper Blooper: Susie the Gossip Gremlin dates Susie Haltmann from Kirby Planet Robobot
Gooper Blooper: double sooz
Too Clever By Half: Shows how my brain works
Too Clever By Half: I went "Fig Newtons use dates, right?"
Too Clever By Half: Hit enter
Too Clever By Half: ....wait....they're called FIG Newtons...
Too Clever By Half: Though since they adapted other flavors they're just called Newtons now

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Harpydia: i ate my stroopwafels now i am legally allowed to give up on today

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Draco: "Obviously don't send someone too weak" <- So don't send Godzilla. Got it.
Jumpropeman: he would trip on the stairs :(
Draco: I'll send Aqua. She's very strong, according to her.

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Harpydia: so how would our resident doc feel about a river of blood for donations-
Jumpropeman: *chiyari spread out her arms and closes her eyes... before realizing* "Oh you meant for patients*
Harpydia: fair enough!
Harpydia: god damn chi-chi the river is right there
Jumpropeman: that's a cute nickname
Jumpropeman: she'll probably never accept it

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Jumpropeman: reading chatzy madness reminds me, I did finish going through the historical stuff on atari 50
Jumpropeman: still need to really sit down with more of the games though
Jumpropeman: although after playing Swordquest Earthworld
Jumpropeman: I can guarantee that it will be a long long time before playing all 50 :V
Gooper Blooper: Swordquest review series let's go
Jumpropeman: surely the other swordquests get better... s-surely...

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(Suwako erects a monument to two defeated villainous gods)

Gooper Blooper: That slab was fucking fantastic
Gooper Blooper: Swack is great
Draco: She is, but if I keep her around she'd solve all our problems by June.
Draco: And thank you, I thought it was a great idea at the time. :)
Jumpropeman: play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Gooper Blooper: all bad guys beaten pre-Brawl, rest of season is increasingly frivolous excuses to get kobbers to gather for something
Gooper Blooper: "I can't open this jar of pickles"
Draco: "Oh shit, it's the giant Order dragon Grima and she brought us all birthday presents!"
Draco: "How did she get the Anniversary Edition PS5 Pro?! For EACH OF US?!"

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Jumpropeman: vita has imagined her confession scene and made preparations, but then she sees margit and she's just like... "m-m-margit... c-cute..."

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SteelKomodo: Panty hears the robot is called Big O and spends five whole minutes laughing her ass off

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Jumpropeman: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/928/077/81f
Draco: lel
Draco: Hex Evolution
RubyChao: oh god jrm that's so cursed XD
Gooper Blooper: hex.
Harpydia: hexification

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SteelKomodo: kamen rider gavv reaction
SteelKomodo: huge dorks abound
Del Eats A Tree: gavv remains peak fiction
Del Eats A Tree: gyaru girl just walks up to a monster, dumps a bucket of paint on him, and yells at him for being a horrible manipulator
Del Eats A Tree: and then the dried paint becomes key to defeating him
Harpydia: eat paint asshole
Draco: Yum

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Quack Damn You joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi sey
Quack Damn You: One day
Jumpropeman: quack
Quack Damn You: oh
Quack Damn You: I was about to go on a dramatic speil about you guys quacking
Quack Damn You: but you immediately undercut it
Jumpropeman: i noticed the name and was like "I should have quacked instead of say hi" :V

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Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=IOTLVHU9HqA
Jumpropeman: classic mystia
Draco: Cute! :)
Gooper Blooper: and then there's this.
Jumpropeman: that's a nice byakuren model
Gooper Blooper: I wonder why JRM thinks it's so nice-
Jumpropeman: the face and nothing else... >_>
Draco: The hair.
RubyChao: The huge tits
Jumpropeman: chao pls
Jumpropeman: they're massive boobs
Gooper Blooper: dodonhonkeros
Jumpropeman: shoulder boulders
Draco: The best feature, her PG-13 Establishment signs.

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RubyChao: is it just me or does this art make it look like there's a forbidden third funky cop who was erased
RubyChao: the posing and imbalance
Gooper Blooper: no, yeah, absolutely
Gooper Blooper: scoot over, you two
Gooper Blooper: it's not right
Brine: Yeah, actually- removed from history
Jumpropeman: edit heavy gunner into that spot
Gooper Blooper: https://i.redd.it/r9tq3a9cu8h11.jpg
Cornwind Evil: The third Funky Cop, Joseph S.

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Gooper Blooper: I'm enjoying that there are four people in the bar right now and Zyzyx is the second-shortest
RubyChao: dumb barpost
Gooper Blooper: >>>>>>>little
RubyChao: Maple knows exactly what she's doing.
Brine: Barpost. Zyzyx coping and seething.
RubyChao: my favorite bit is paddy returning the grin
RubyChao: local larger women bullying the poor 10ft shortie

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Jumpropeman: *Server is currently undergoing maintenance*
Jumpropeman: Mario Maker 2 whyyyyy
Jumpropeman: i GUESS I'll eat instead of game >:I

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Mobile Pitohui (Hooded Pitohui) joined the chat
Mysterious Sheep: THAT'S NO PITOHUI!
Mysterious Sheep: oh wait
Mysterious Sheep: no
Mysterious Sheep: false alarm
Draco: It's a Mobile Pitohui. It has less armor but it's got extra firepower and speed to compensate.
Mobile Pitohui: This is true and accurate. My defenses have been decimated... although at least I get a cool palette swap that's definitely not the devs just trying to make economical use of assets.
Draco: Definitely not a scam to get you to buy more gacha tokens.

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Mysterious Sheep: ""YOU-!?" Lyblac said, so caught up in watching the events she hadn't sensed the danger until it was right on top of her.
Mysterious Sheep: "Pbtht!" said Spat.
Mysterious Sheep: PLOT SOLVED

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(After CW drops The Moon That Never Sets too early)

Jumpropeman: yeah, but my point mainly was "if there's a moon that will destroy the universe in a temporary box, most people would spend the next few days preparing, not going on dates to pizzaplex"
Jumpropeman: if this was at least the night of the 25th it would be easy to say it's just pre-plot setup
Quack Damn You: What if preparations involved a date to pizzaplex
Jumpropeman: what if i take the moon on a date to pizzaplex
Quack Damn You: Exactly
Draco: Well, if it can fit Attami...

(later)

When In Doubt, C-4: What if we kissed on the Moon and we were both Kobbers 😳

(later)

Jumpropeman: Sese could beat the moon
Jumpropeman: stupid thing just sits there in the sky
Cornwind Evil: Define 'beat'
Jumpropeman: she'll eat all its cheese and it will just watch
Jumpropeman is not avoiding the "sese is a smarter cirno" allegations
Cornwind Evil: Sese goes to beat up the moon
Cornwind Evil: Dawn:...did anyone tell her there's no atmosphere on the moon?
Jumpropeman: jokes on you, she's DEAD
Cornwind Evil: Dawn: Did anyone tell her that the gravity is lighter and if she jumps too hard she'll fly off into space?
Jumpropeman: she'll have to go somewhere after eating the entire moon
Gooper Blooper: She'll be our new moon
Cornwind Evil: That reminds me of this

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Jumpropeman: i've made 16 mario maker levels
Jumpropeman: figure at least 20 is good for a Super World
Jumpropeman remakes World 1-1 a few times to pad the ranks
Gooper Blooper: well I know what I'm gonna have to do
Gooper Blooper: I must return the favor, or suffer his curse...
Gooper Blooper: (what's yer offer)
Jumpropeman: mario levels
Gooper Blooper: HOW DOG
Gooper Blooper: *HOT DOG
Jumpropeman: how, dog is what muriel should say to courage at the end of an episode
Cornwind Evil: You're the jumpropeman now, dog
Draco: lol

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When In Doubt, C-4: I was eating dinner at a fast food place
When In Doubt, C-4: There was a group of boys in front on me, messing with the fountain drink
When In Doubt, C-4: Apparently they put a little of each drink in one cup
When In Doubt, C-4: A couple of them drank from in and claimed it tasted like Dr Pepper
Jumpropeman: jungle juice....
When In Doubt, C-4: One of the boys was disgusted. He turned to me and asked if that would taste good
When In Doubt, C-4: I told him it would probably be fine

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Jumpropeman: this is why we had to save him
Gooper Blooper: "All videos after this one will be benefiting from the immensely generous support I have received from my amazing readers and viewers by featuring voice overs, a patron thanking segment at the end, and better recording/editing quality. Thank you all so much for your support over the years. I cannot wait to devote the rest of my life to sharing more Mario with you."
Gooper Blooper: On one hand I'm like "how much more can there be, he's spent years picking this series apart to the last molecule"
Gooper Blooper: on the other hand, the Mario series IS quite enormous...
Jumpropeman: don't i know it lately
Jumpropeman: i do remember when wonder released I was like "ah, good, more stuff for Broth"

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Harpydia: okay so whats going on in plot now
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: The Moon has landed and has unleashed Virages, angels, dragons, and 'monsters from a whole bunch of ecosystems'
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: Asgard and Hel attacked it first
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: Beckett used a magic trick to summon all the Dragoons to the battlefield
Harpydia: okay cool *unleashes naomi to eat at least half of those*
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: He and Crim's plan is 'wait for reinforcements, then immediately break into the moon and go after Frahma'
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: So in my next post they'll be doing that, removing them from the outside battle
Harpydia: (i'm joking although i am tempted to bring kirby and have frahma fucking panic out of pure spite
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: Frahma at this point is so up his own ass that he wouldn't fear Kirby.
Harpydia: oh wow, haven't had one of those
Harpydia: anyway here's ripple with a shotgun.
Hooded Pitohui: "Well we all went down to Whalestrand, on the Glasetera shoreline. / Making mincemeat out of moon monsters. We didn't have much time. / Regigigas and Hannah, were at the best place around. / Queen Ripple with a shotgun, put ol' Frahma in the ground. / There was smooooke on the waaaaater-"

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RubyChao: "I didn't like the Zero suit until Prime 3 where basically everybody not in armor wore one, which (in my mind) elevated it from wank bait to "the 1950's were right everybody from space wears jumpsuits.""
RubyChao: i always like this analysis
SteelKomodo: lol
Mobile Draco: The future is full of wank bait.
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: My god
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: It's full of wank

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Jade Spontaneously Combusts: question for the crowd
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: are there any 2hus left
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: or have we rp'd them all
Gooper Blooper: Still dozens left
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: I still remember JRM's quick "What even am I holding" picture when new Hous were shown off
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: i mean of course lol
Arrested For Miracle Fraud: (I believe it was a mochi hammer?)
Gooper Blooper: There's well over a hundred of them in total and a new batch turns up once every two years or so
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: but i discovered today there was a 2hu in a cowboy hat and then they've already been taken lol
Gooper Blooper: but I think we've got, like, somewhere between a half and two thirds of them into RP in some form
Gooper Blooper: yeah Chao took that one
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: yeesh
RubyChao: yep
RubyChao: she kicks people really hard
RubyChao: her canon actual touhou power is literally "kicks harder than anyone else'
RubyChao: sometimes you gotta go simple
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: lol
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: is
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: is she just applejack
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: as a touhou
RubyChao: ...oh my god, i see it.
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: this is a really cursed question
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: i'm sorry i asked it
RubyChao: i see the vision
Gooper Blooper: Tenshi is Rainbow Dash
RubyChao: well tenshi DOES always dress in style
Jumpropeman: dang
Jumpropeman: just realized
Jumpropeman: the first brawl after Rainbow dash stopped fiting
Jumpropeman: the mystery fiter should have been the Rainbow Dash from the old cartoon
Gooper Blooper: haa
Gooper Blooper: I remember once JRM said that the Mystery Fiter doesn't technically have to be some random new character (unlike the Secret, which DOES have that requirement), it's just that's what it's always been
Gooper Blooper: Imagine BBB20 happens and the Mystery is Rainbow Dash back for one more go
Gooper Blooper: and then she jobs out because people don't vote for Mystery or Secret
RubyChao: the one with bear trap gauntlets feels like a del vibe
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: damn
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: yeah she seems dope
RubyChao: lemme just leave this here
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: yeah she seems sick as hell kinda
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: now to make up her personality whole cloth :U
Gooper Blooper looks her up
Gooper Blooper: ahahahahahah
Gooper Blooper: Del guess what
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: what
Gooper Blooper: her boss is Saki, the cowboy hu
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: i am going to do terrible things with this information
Gooper Blooper: it's all come full circle
Jade Spontaneously Combusts: especially because the wiki has no details on enoko's personality
RubyChao: i approve of you doing terrible things with this information
Jumpropeman: cheerful
Jumpropeman: that's all she is
RubyChao: i trusted the wiki, jrm
RubyChao: i trusted them to give me a 20-adjective list of her personality with each one having an individual footnote
Gooper Blooper: "a cheerful personality", yep
Gooper Blooper: Newer touhous get the short end of the stick
RubyChao: and this is how they repay me...
Jumpropeman: and they need to mostly just be synonyms
Gooper Blooper: oppubrious

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Jumpropeman: TIM WALZ PLAYED CRAZY TAXI ON STREAM
Jumpropeman: THIS IS AMERICA
Gooper Blooper: Oh my god, Tim Walz is Team Sega
Gooper Blooper: Meredith's vote locked up
RubyChao: he is
RubyChao: he apparently had a dreamcast back in the day
Jumpropeman: there was a story that he had his dreamcast hidden from him since he was playing it too much and it impacted his work
Jumpropeman: and people checked the time of year that supposedly happened and people think he was legit too addicted to crazy taxi
Gooper Blooper: Do you think he could get a pressure campaign going for a Skies Of Arcadia rerelease-

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Jumpropeman: lovely, playing a diving game called Under the Waves, the game crashed
Jumpropeman: now any time I open the game, it's just black
Jumpropeman: I can do things, I can pause and stuff, but it's just a black screen
Draco: The game sunk. D:
Jumpropeman: well under the waves, maybe in 30 years when you get rereleased as a retro game on PSN I'll give you another shot

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Phoneharp joined the chat
SteelKomodo: hipy7
SteelKomodo: *hipy
SteelKomodo: there are not seven of you, i apologise
Phoneharp: Hi
Phoneharp: Not yet
SteelKomodo: lmao

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Jumpropeman: look what the pope meeting the kobbers led to
Draco: Cirno works at the Vatican...
Draco: *Lil Cirno
Jumpropeman: clearly I should bellring Lil' Cirno
Gooper Blooper: luce looks like a mysim

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Draco: "fucking cringe" <- Holy shit. Vanessa takes 6d6 psychic damage and her head explodes.
Brine: The strongest weapon in Vimmy's arsenal; Calling people Cringe
Draco: "YOU DON'T KNOW MY PAIN" "ok boomer" *Vanessa fucking dies*
Cornwind Evil: Celeste: Cringing is an action, not a descriptor...
Cornwind Evil: -Old woman doesn't know how the kids these days talk-
Draco: Clownpiece: ok boomer Says the millenia-old fairy dragon.

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Hooded Pitohui: I've been thinking about Alarmo and, I think the best outcome for it, and what I would like to see happen, is it becoming a Smash Bros. item. You know how Bob-ombs will get up and start walking if you leave them alone long enough? Alarmo should fall onto the stage, and if left alone for X seconds, start putting out a damaging little radial soundwave. Then it stops, and if still not interacted with, a soundwave with more power and a larger radius. Iterate once more, then it goes poof. If it gets picked up, its state resets and it can be thrown elsewhere to start the process anew there. It has some overriding timer that ticks down regardless of state resets so it can only be on the field like a minute max regardless of what happens.
Jumpropeman: oh, I like that idea
Gooper Blooper: Not bad at all!
Draco: Assuming they ever make a new Smash.
Gooper Blooper: They undoubtedly will.
Cornwind Evil: They make it using solely characters who have never made it in
Cornwind Evil: Tagline "Everyone is gone."
Cornwind Evil: Waluigi still doesn't get in.

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Jumpropeman: "Russian court fines Google $20,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000" there's not even a quadrillion dollars in the world, and they want 20 dectillion
Gooper Blooper: but how many dongs is that, JRM
Jumpropeman: 507,225,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Vietnamese Dongs
Jumpropeman: (the initial converter I used refused to do it :V)
Jumpropeman: the fine here was determined like that classic story of the girl who asks for one grain of rice as her reward, but each day after she receives double the previous day's amount for a month
Jumpropeman: the initial fine was 1,024 bucks but it doubles each day and google left russia in 2022 so

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Draco: I went ahead and pulled the trigger for the setup post. If anyone else wants to reply to JRM, go ahead and delete my post. It's in a Word Doc.
Jumpropeman: doubt they'd need to, mostly just want it established Miyoi will stay close to Attami and established she hugged frand, just as important
Draco: kk
Gooper Blooper: Well Attami is very huggable
Jumpropeman: she's like one of those stress toys you squeeze
Gooper Blooper: slow rise scented squishy
Draco: Attami is #TheBest.

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Jumpropeman: Nintendo Music has a Good Night playlist, so as a Relaxing Nintendo Music compilation afficionado, I shall be judging it
Gooper Blooper: I await the Game Hoard review
Jumpropeman: already not too promising that it's only 1 hr 30 mins, how fast do they think I fall asleep-
Harpydia: damn i felt that
Jumpropeman: one reason I was pimping out Youxube a while back was because it helped stretch the often "too short" music compilations that are like 2 or 3 hours long
Jumpropeman: waking up in the middle of the night because the songs end is a surprising and unwelcome issue I've had
Jumpropeman: >they have wii channel music on the app
Jumpropeman: impressive
Jumpropeman: didn't expect Checking the News (Nighttime) from the News Channel to crop up
Hooded Pitohui: Finally, time for the Forecast Channel's night music to shine once more...
Gooper Blooper: Wow. yeah, I wouldn't expect them to tease dead content
Jumpropeman: the real test will be if they make the amateur mistake of music with animal noises (birds wake people up, not help them sleep!) or Animal Crossing gibberish talk like K.K.'s music (very distracting when trying to unwind)
Gooper Blooper: EE OHHHHH OOH WA ME AYYYYY
Gooper Blooper just does random KK gibberish instead of referencing an actual song
Jumpropeman: coulda fooled me-
Gooper Blooper: WOH MEOWWWW
Harpydia: mo meemomemo mow
Harpydia: memomemo mwo moh
Jumpropeman: *cut to JRM with eyes wide awake in bed trying to psychically will the next song to play*

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Jumpropeman: started playing Zero Wing on Switch Online, the control tip telling you how to rewind pops up right as he says All Your Base Are Belong to Us
Jumpropeman: just in case you gotta see that legendary moment again

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Cornwind Evil: "An exploding mountain? That's a problem. " I almost read that as "That's a paddlin'."

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Draco: lol Had a trick or treater come to the door and saw I had a basket of full-sized candy bars. So she grabs three, I didn't say anything, but her mom goes "RILEY, TAKE ONE." so the kid tries to sneak only one back into my basket. I was busting a gut.
Gooper Blooper: GREEDY

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RubyChao: "I'm sure you've already heard/read the news—that's right, folks, we finally have a concrete release date (NA) for Metroid: Other M! Mark your calendars, because we'll once again be able to take control of Nintendo's femme fatale, Samus Aran, come June 27th when the game hits the shelves! So, if you need to a thread to gush and salivate and/or discuss and speculate on the next entry in the superb Metroid series, this is the place to do it!
Metroid: Other M—June 27th, 2010
SALIVATES UNCONTROLLABLY"
RubyChao: It's always tragic to see.
Gooper Blooper salivates uncontrollably
Draco gives Goops his pills.
Gooper Blooper shuts off all of Samus's weapons just to flex on her
Peekaharpy: :(

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MobileChao: I have to say
MobileChao: It is very funny to see the spirit Halloween on my way to work completing the life cycle
MobileChao: Says everything is 50% off and store is closed down after sunday
Jumpropemonster: I learned recently the Spirit in Spirit Halloween isn't because it's spooky, it's because the guy who founded it originally had a business called Spirit Women's Discount Apparel
Jumpropemonster changed name to Jumpropebirthday
Jumpropebirthday: I was still a monster
MobileChao: In October 2024, Spirit Halloween announced that it would pilot Christmas stores known as Spirit Christmas over the 2024 holiday season. It will operate 10 stores in the United States, one opening mid-October, and the rest in November. Some of the stores will be converted from Spirit Halloween locations.[17]
Jumpropebirthday: when's Spirit Valentine's
Jumpropebirthday: they'll just end up with year round shops eventually

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Draco: Anti-Garvan, short, unhelpful, and bad at dancing.
Jumpropebirthday: instead of vacuuming, she just upends trash cans everywhere
Draco: And she HATES BOOKS.

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Draco: >_>
Draco: Pokemon TCG app, why did you give me a deck and then tell me to battle a CPU it's weak to?
Jumpropebirthday: to toughen you up BI
Draco: I guess so! Okay, so it was really just Sandshrew that was weak to Grass. Everything else I drew except Onix was not weak.
Draco: I found an IRRECONCILABLE FLAW though: they're calling Electric type "Lightning type"
Jumpropebirthday: they've done that since the card game was introduced!
Jumpropebirthday: grass is also called Plant in tcg, which makes more sense
Draco: Cancel the entire TCG. >:U
Draco: Mission Complete: Register a friend! :3
There is no reward. >:(
Jumpropebirthday: the reward is friendship
Draco: ;o;

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Gooper Blooper: unlocked the last world in Sonic Colors
Jumpropeman: i was wondering if you were still playing it!
Gooper Blooper: sometimes this game is fun and sometimes I want to throw Sonic off a building
Jumpropeman: hence my own rating of the game :V

(later)

Gooper Blooper: beat Sonic Colors
Harpydia: oshit grats
Gooper Blooper: I was thoroughly whelmed. I hope Generations and Superstars are better.
Harpydia: oh no
Gooper Blooper: I'll give special mention to the credits though
Gooper Blooper: The credits are a playable minigame of the usual "attack the letters" variety
Jumpropeman: i can say I did prefer Superstars despite those end bosses
Gooper Blooper: Five minutes in, the credits song ended so they queued up a new song
Gooper Blooper: Ten minutes in, the second credits song was over so they went back to the first song
Harpydia: welp
Draco: Neat
Gooper Blooper: As the first song finished for the second time and I began seeing ever-more-obscure groups and organizations listed in the credits, I started wondering when they would end
RubyChao: people using whelmed as a word is always great
Gooper Blooper: Twenty minutes in, they were putting legal notices in the credits, both songs had looped twice, and I was now wondering if they would simply continue forever
Gooper Blooper: Sonic Colors Ultimate's credits are nearly half an hour in length
Harpydia: wha
Harpydia: whuhuh
Gooper Blooper: The original game on Wii's credits are about 13 minutes
Harpydia: ???
Harpydia: i'm so confused...
Gooper Blooper: Apparently five hundred thousand people helped make this game. An achievement pops if you sit through the whole thing.
Jumpropeman: they needed thousands of people to add in Rival Rush
RubyChao: ahahahaha, incredible
Gooper Blooper: I briefly wondered if it was a contender for longest vidya credits ever, but while looking it up I was reminded of Mighty No 9's four-hour marathon
Harpydia: ew
Gooper Blooper: Regardless, despite the final zone requiring many restarts as I dealt with the very frustrating issue of auto-running stages not letting you pick up rings you dropped, I still spent less time playing the final zone than I did in the credits
Jumpropeman: and so much of the credits was just Backer #XXXX because if you didn't reply to their email survey in time mighty no.9 left your name out
Harpydia: damn dude.

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RubyChao: one of my favorite bits of doing OCGA plot
RubyChao: was setting the last two events in NYC and making you folks have to learn... real nyc locations!
RubyChao: and taking a plot... OUTSIDE OF MANHATTAN
Mobile Draco: Now do a plot in Vermont.

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Draco: "Or maybe having fun with Fiona, WHO KNOWS" <- It's the post-season. Throw out the PG-13 Establishment sign and tell us all that they're HOLDING HANDS.
Harpydia: they're watching deadpool and wolverine together with glasses of wine

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Jumpropeman: I've started reading My Hero Academia
Jumpropeman: forgot I'd be seeing Natasha in her native habitat!
Mobile Pitohui: Ah, yes, she seems so far removed from MHA now that it's strange to see where she came from!

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Cornwind Evil: "The German translation of Grandia 2 for the Grandia HD Collection translates the "MISS" text for when you miss an attack as "FRÄULEIN", which does indeed mean "miss"... "Miss" as in the form of address for an unmarried woman."
Gooper Blooper: Wario: DOH I MS.

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Get in The Water joined the chat
Mobile Draco: quack
Get in The Water: The quacks are old news draco
Mobile Draco: I am a lame duck.
Jumpropeman leaps into water
Get in The Water: He understood the prompt

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Harpydia asked Chatzy to choose between eat the ice cream and no. Chatzy chose: no
Harpydia: not sure why i asked chatzy of all things when i was clearly expecting it to say the ice cream
SteelKomodo left the chat
Harpydia: komo be like "you fucking what? i'm leaving"
Delvember: lmao
Delvember: we always do the opposite of what chatzy says anyway

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Harpydia: sup
Jumpropeman: asking the hard questions...

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Jumpropeman: link
Harpydia: jrm has a monopoly on girls that say some form of "bwuh"
Gooper Blooper: One of these days he's gonna put a girl into RP who says "boip" every time she makes an entrance

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(Harpy gets an achievement in Deep Rock Galactic - one of 69 achievements total - for helping to kill two Dreadnoughts within a few seconds of each other)

Harpydia: i
Harpydia: only killed just the one
Harpydia: what
Gooper Blooper: It accidentally enrolled in bug school twice, now it's Two Dreadnoughts
Harpydia: i feel like i have cheated somehow
Harpydia: also 69 achievements.
Jumpropeman: you must get them all harp
RubyChao: god goops
RubyChao: thanks for the blast from the past
RubyChao: two cops really would be zfpd-core wouldn't he
Jumpropeman: he enters the brawl, his assistant? Himself
Gooper Blooper: I posted that message with you in mind, chao <3
Jumpropeman: has to be KO'd twice to be eliminated

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RubyChao: trivia: the hoover dam made vegas what it is because basically you suddenly had ten thousand men hired to build a megaproject
RubyChao: and all of them are tired, thirsty, hungry, and horny at the end of each day
RubyChao: so now the city has a massive audience to cater to and that brings in everything else
Jumpropeman: so what you're saying is
Jumpropeman: argo brothels-

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Jumpropeman starts strikers
Jumpropeman: ah good, Daisy's screaming at me
Harpydia: DAISY
Harpydia: IS HER
Jumpropeman: NEXT LEVEL GAMES
Jumpropeman: holy moly, forgot how much more aggressive strikers is
Jumpropeman: played soccer in mario sport superstars and that game was so slow
Jumpropeman: peach hit the electric fence and sounded like she was dying

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Jumpropeman: "Originally there were going to be a lot more solo posts where Yohane and Big O battled various giant robots" i was surprised how often we'd just be told "oh yeah and yohane beat up this thing". Poor girl
Mobile Draco: Yeah, Yohane was sadly denied glory. I feel bad about it
Gooper Blooper: Yohane even realized what was going on but still didn't get any help with the pile of enemy mechs. Presumably it was because they kept ambushing areas she was in, and it all worked out, but I was like "someone get her some backup!!"
Harpydia: i misread that as "someone get her some bankrupt"
Jumpropeman: yeah, if the fights had lasted for any amount of time I would have wondered why she wasn't getting backup. Yohane seemed like she trounced them all at least
Harpydia: with more trouble
Harpydia: it was a battle of attrition
Mobile Draco: There's still time for Primal Meaner Weiner to fight her.
Harpydia: i'm going to murder the meaner.
Gooper Blooper: One of these days Draco is actually going to bring back Meaner Wiener and then we'll all be sorry
Mobile Draco: Meaner Weiner, Vanessa's secret boss.

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Jumpropeman: I had a dream last night that I completely forgot to do two plot events and was begging everyone to let me do them in november. Like, we all knew my plot wasn't finished and somehow let it get there. I think it was a Christmas plot oddly enough
Jumpropeman: also had a dream that switch online added sega saturn games, was so excited to tell everyone, and woke up and was immensely disappointed...
Gooper Blooper: oh man
Gooper Blooper: what a left field pull that would be
RubyChao: thanks saturn...

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Draco joined the chat
Jumpropeman: it's drac!
Draco: It's me! Did birthday stuff with my folks tonight since they're flying back to the Midwest tomorrow.
Jumpropeman: always nice when the whole dragon flight gets together
Draco: Had some sushi and ice cream, got some gifts, including a pair of Godzilla swim trunks from Etsy. They're comfy.
Jumpropeman: easy to wear though?
Draco: Yes, very easy to wear. They came with a Rattata. XD
Jumpropeman: oh no, we're in the Vyglassverse!
Draco: That's right. You think the Kobbers won, but Vyglass is actually the World Champion. Bl
Gooper Blooper: Old and busted: Pelswick RP
New hotness: Vyglass RP

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Del: My Eidolon forbids anyone, including me, from not collecting a type of object I designate and punishes offenders by summoning a bear to chase them.
Del: [GETTIN JIGGY WITH IT]
RubyChao: How dare.
Del: lmao

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Draco: A picture of Vanessa:
Gooper Blooper: pff
Jumpropeman: looking good

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SteelKomodo: hi gang
SteelKomodo: i am shit at park simulators!
Harpydia: GET GOOD AT THEM SO YOU CAN RUB IT IN YOUR SHITTY PARK MANAGER'S FACE i forgot his name already, the guy who kept the mermaids
SteelKomodo: Cleveland Sharpe
Harpydia: show sharpe you can do better than his sleazy ass
SteelKomodo: lol
SteelKomodo: yes

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Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=wTBMWY4lE4A
RubyChao: GOD I FORGOT THAT MEME
RubyChao: that caught me so off guard
RubyChao: incredible
Gooper Blooper: I knew you'd love it
Jumpropeman: haha

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Jumpropeman: gaming truly peaked in the 90s
Harpydia: peak
Mobile Draco: 10/10 Outstanding

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Harpydia: rejoice! for i am going to bed
Harpydia: good night
Jumpropeman: night
Harpydia: rock n stone in the heart
Harpydia: uuuh
Harpydia: big tiddy spider gf
Harpydia: and remember
Harpydia: the ticker right now?
Harpydia: that's my motto-
Harpydia left the chat
Jumpropeman: and my motto
Jumpropeman: is "Big tiddy spider gf pls"
Mobile Draco: Put that in a post so I can quote it.
Jumpropeman: that will be Sinful's epilogue
Mobile Draco: Perfect

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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Harpydia: hi
Draco: Hi JRM.
RubyChao: hola!!
Gooper Blooper: the boiper
Jumpropeman: give me a B! and then the rest of the Oip!
Harpydia: oip
Harpydia: B... b.... BIG TIDDY GOTH SPIDER GF

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RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8146075
Jumpropeman: futo's such an idiot (positive)

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Gooper Blooper: going to bed, nite
Draco: Bye Goops.
Jumpropeman: NIGHT
Gooper Blooper left the chat
Jumpropeman: ha!
Jumpropeman: under the line!
Draco: Gottem
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: skillfully done, JRM
Gooper Blooper left the chat
Draco: LOL

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RubyChao: i just remembered something from limbus company that's very funny
RubyChao: so one of the characters, Gregor, got an alt with a bride theme
RubyChao: he then got an alt with a groom theme
RubyChao: and THEN they recently gave him an alt with a priest theme
RubyChao: They are building the All-Gregor wedding one alt at a time.
Jumpropeman: I demand Gregor wedding scene
Jumpropeman: Gregor marries Gregor to Gregor
Jumpropeman: best man? Gregor
Jumpropeman: flower girl? Gregor
Draco: The jaded ex-lover who bursts in to object? Gregor.
RubyChao: someone did art of it
Jumpropeman: excellent
RubyChao: (I enjoy that Limbus is very happy to allow crossdressing in both directions rather than just one)

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Harpydia: a true theological question worth asking: if the devil went down to your state, what kinda challenge would he do in an attempt to claim a soul and fucking horribly get demolished by some dude
Gooper Blooper: cow tipping
Gooper Blooper: wrong tag
RubyChao: jaywalking
Gooper Blooper: cow tipping
Harpydia: jrm and I were kinda talking about it with Mr. Gray, substitute teacher and expert dwarf
Jumpropeman: his one for north dakota was very good
Harpydia: i bust out laughing at cow tipping being spoilered
Harpydia: like its this big dramatic thing
Harpydia: he dissed north dakota, i will be sad in a corner
Jumpropeman: "The devil went down to North Dakota, was looking for a soul to steal. Was in a bind cause he was way behind and he was looking to make a deal. He came across no one, so he just left"
Harpydia: legendary, but also, ouch.
Harpydia: hansel will have words
RubyChao: i can only imagine that being the same cadence as "And then there's Chunky! HE'S dead."
Harpydia: that's basically how it went
Harpydia: we struggle with delaware because really, what IS delaware's identity?
Jumpropeman: tax haven
Jumpropeman: the devil went down to delaware, found a single office owned by three hundred companies
Harpydia: damn, what a plentiful supply of souls!
Harpydia: alternatively: Hell, Inc.

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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/8401832
Draco: I'm sorry, she might be returning next year.
Gooper Blooper: I'm devastated-
Jumpropeman: what could she possibly do in a setting so focused on digging though...
Gooper Blooper: in the words of dr light
Gooper Blooper: dats a gud krestchun
Draco: Guess I'll try to think of something for Roll to do in Argo, like make burgers or hack computers.
Draco: Or pilot Big O.

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Jumpropeman: something's not kosher in Donkey Kong Land
Jumpropeman: that line from the Donkey Kong Land manual has stuck with me
Jumpropeman: it probably helped I had no idea what kosher meant when I first played Donkey Kong Land

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Jumpropeman: post
Jumpropeman: on the one hand, we did the parts I had planned for this... on the other, it's a little hard to say "and that's the last ginny/zadanost post ever"...
Draco: Until they join the couples' edition of Drown Yer Mates together in 2026.
Jumpropeman: they'd have an unfair advantage AND disadvantage! Zadanost could handle the heaviest stuff, Ginny could barely handle a shot!
Brine: A post. I know! I'm going to miss the short thief and her oilspill girlfriend.
Jumpropeman: a post!
Brine: Posted
Jumpropeman: zadanost is just too precious
Jumpropeman: i could keep hugging this trash can all night-

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Jumpropeman: "This is scary. They say the chairs in the princesses's mansion move on their own." Little girl, there are zombies outside your house, and that's what you're scared of?
Jumpropeman: playing Dark Arms: Beast Buster 1999, so apologies if sometimes I just say out of context quotes instead of a game name that means nothing :V
Hooded Pitohui: But JRM, those chairs could leave streaks on the floor! Those strange graphite-y marks from where the chair joints flake off that spread everywhere...
Jumpropeman: ruukoto, allison, and elvira trembling
Gooper Blooper: I'm sure beast Buster 1999 is someone's favorite game
Jumpropeman: games aren't like pokemon, goop
Jumpropeman: i will say this isn't like, trash. Its in the Neo Geo Pocket Collection and I didn't even know it was a spooky game before I started it
Jumpropeman: I was not ready for moving chairs...
Gooper Blooper: I once came across someone whose favorite game was Sonic 06
Draco: Buster 1999 is my favorite game. I love it. Can't get enough. What is it?
Jumpropeman: cory, you a Busta 1999
Jumpropeman: I FOUND THE CHAIR ROOM
Jumpropeman: EEEEK
Gooper Blooper: HOLD STRONG JRM
Jumpropeman: they almost killed me
Jumpropeman: she was right to fear them...
Draco: Gasp
Harpydia: sonic 06 mentioned
Harpydia: wat
Jumpropeman: there is a non-zero chance they may remake 06
Gooper Blooper: I mean, if any game needed a remake
RubyChao: yeah i feel like if you patched up a lot of the bugs it might be salvagable
RubyChao: people made fun of the melodramatic story but iirc it was the buggy glitchfest that really sank it
Gooper Blooper: There actually is a heavily modified fan mod for 06 that makes it into something supposedly outright good
Gooper Blooper: Fix the bugs, nix the load times, there's probably something there
Harpydia: i found the bugs to be kinda hilarious
Jumpropeman: would they keep the kiss though
Harpydia: probably

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Gooper Blooper: I found out this week about a cancelled Banjo-Kazooie game called "Banjo X"
Harpydia: i'm sure banjo would do a better job with X (formerly twitter) than elon-
Gooper Blooper: It was going to seem like a remake of Banjo-Kazooie but the more you played the more it fell apart as the characters started commentating on how they'd done this already and it would get really meta
RubyChao: that feels very banjo.
Harpydia: "what are we here for? just to suffer?" "guh-huh!"
Jumpropeman: Banjo-Kazooie 1 1/2

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Draco: Hmm. Trying to think of any epilogues I might need to do still. Might do a small one with Garvan and then a plot teaser for next year, but have I neglected any of this year's cast?
Jumpropeman: hmm
Jumpropeman: how's vanessa doing
Draco: Still dead.
Jumpropeman: phew
Draco: Oh wait, is that her hanging out at the Artcade?!
...no, that's Gooper's Vanessa. The one who isn't as evil.
Gooper Blooper: Looking over your profiles, here's a few potential bits you could do.
1: What became of Lovely Frederikaboo?
2: Is Seregios coming to Argo, staying in Whalestrand, or going somewhere else?
3: Same questions for R. Dorothy.
4: Is Pudge still an epic gamer?
None of these feel super critically important so you could skip them if you wanted but if you were interested in making a few more posts in this final week, there's some ideas.
Draco: 1. Eaten by chihuahuas.
2. Eaten by chihuahuas.
3. Eaten by chihuahuas.
4. No, because she's an EPIC-ER gamer.....
I will give these actual answers in posts. Probably tomorrow evening.
Gooper Blooper: Chihuahuas final boss 2025

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