Wednesday, August 14, 2024

Chatzy Madness Volume 420: Star Wars Ain't Real

Diadem: don't worry we'll put benedictine cucumberpatch in her place too eventually
Diadem: but she's smart not to get kobberitised this early
Brine: She didn't want anything to do with the Kobbers, they just kept... showing up! Just, sighing and washing her hands of this whole thing. For now. We're gonna get her though!
Diadem: don't send operatives to where kobbers have been recently seen you silly cucumber
Brine: That darn Lee, crawling to safety with them. Absolutely gross. Sending less people to stay under the radar backfired, definitely :V Benedictine back at home like "Well... Fiddlesticks."
MobileCurryy: Damn she owns part of tennessee but can’t say fuck smdh
Brine: Too much class! It'll make it mean that much more when she drops one midKobbering.

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Jumpropeman: in the same way Randy was likely hired when the ZFPD became more "official", Chiyari probably joined the hospital around the time they became an organization
Jumpropeman: she has a low social battery so even if a Kobber tried to get chummy with her before, she probably just did the bare minimum in the conversation
Jumpropeman: aren't you excited to meet her?!?!
Mobile Draco: Does she like potatoes?
Jumpropeman: i did consider having her have a snack for this scene. so I'll go with... yes

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Mbwah Sheep joined the chat
Turalli Traveler tosses a net over Sheep

Turalli Traveler: Stay!
Mbwah Sheep releases his spores in self defense
Mbwah Sheep: Hello
Turalli Traveler: You know spores aren’t going to do much against a net
Mbwah Sheep chews on net
Turalli Traveler: Slightly more effective.
Jumpropeman: hi sheep
Mbwah Sheep: yo
Turalli Traveler: So how is brawl victory tasting
Mbwah Sheep: I'm coping :L
Jumpropeman: just think about how happy it made chao!
RubyChao: it's true
RubyChao: legit how goops felt when harpy finally won
Mbwah Sheep: :I
Mbwah Sheep: this is my smiling face...
Draco: Sheep is smiling? Nature is healing! ;o;
Turalli Traveler: I wanna try and win next year.
RubyChao: good luck!
Draco: I'll vote for you.
Draco: I'm not voting for Sheep anymore though. He's had too much excitement for one year.
Mbwah Sheep: It's true. We had to hire a guy to run on a little wheel where my heart used to be.
Jumpropeman: so that's where spat went
Mbwah Sheep: Listen, he's a busy guy
Turalli Traveler: Sorry CW.
Turalli Traveler: I am not holding back
Turalli Traveler: Next year I will bring in
Turalli Traveler: The cute girls
Draco: Oh no
Draco: Cornwind doesn't have many of those. D:
Jumpropeman: 😱
Jumpropeman: im gonna enter a cute goat, i heard those win
Jumpropeman: wait, I entered yuuma last year
Draco: Not cute enough, apparently.
Draco: Cornwind should enter the god-making villain so she can win and we can make "First time" jokes forever.
Turalli Traveler: He does!
Turalli Traveler: It’s just that his cute girls can and will break a person’s spine over their knee
RubyChao: in fairness, i think a lot of cute girls in rp can
Draco: Mine can't. All my cute girls skipped knee day.
Turalli Traveler: Well mine couldn’t with their knees specifically

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Jumpropeman: considering JRM's amoral approach to brawl entry management, if Old Bun Eye had won the brawl, I guess he'd just kinda turn the monster loose afterwards :V Post-Brawl plot: stop the Tyranibble attack on Glasetera
RubyChao: spy did say that he would have cobbled together a plot for us
Draco: Old Bun Eye gets turned into a cute anime girl by Brine too.

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Mbwah Sheep: Birds fly. Fish swim. And Playmate loses at cards.

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Jumpropeman: my brother and I just played some Donkey Kong Jr. Math
Jumpropeman: Game B can be surprisingly competitive
Jumpropeman: having to make negative numbers in the hundreds with only single digit numbers!
RubyChao: PINK DONKEY KONG JR
Gooper Blooper: I just finished a run of Kirby's Dream Land myself
Gooper Blooper: just keep on messing around with Switch Online!
Gooper Blooper: "Donkey Kong Jr. + Jr. Sansū Lesson removes Pink Donkey Kong Jr., making the floppy fine kindling material"
Jumpropeman: my brother said switch online is now like his favorite thing about the switch
Jumpropeman: they took their time, but it's really grown into something valuable
Gooper Blooper: When that batch of NES games dropped earlier this month, I fired up Urban Champion long enough to knock out one guy so I could write a couple paragraphs about it in my next review blog :V
Jumpropeman: Gooper's favorite new game...
Jumpropeman: so glad nintendo never tricked me into buying it
Jumpropeman: it would have probably burned me more than Yoshi
Gooper Blooper: It was hilarious because the day before that drop, Goopsbro was playing Mario and Luigi on Switch Online and I talked to him about Nintendo games for a while as he played, and I relayed the whole running gag about Urban Champion getting trotted out every time Nintendo had a new system and how weird it was that it wasn't on Switch Online
Gooper Blooper: Literally less than 24 hours later there the damned thing was
RubyChao: "Is Cranky Kong Donkey Kong’s father or grandfather?
Shigeru Miyamoto explains he is neither: During the events of Donkey Kong Jr. Math, the original Donkey Kong Jr fell into the river due to his inferior knowledge of mathematics, where he was eaten by Snapjaws. Troubled by this turn of event, Cranky adopted the Pink Donkey Kong Jr. as a son and painted him brown to hide what happened from the rest of the Kong clan."

Jumpropeman: i would accept DK JR. Math as DK Jr.'s canonical death
Cornwind Evil: My question is
Cornwind Evil: If Cranky Kong is the original Donkey Kong
Cornwind Evil: Then what is Donkey Kong II going to call himself when he gets old
RubyChao: Crankier Kong
Gooper Blooper: Cranky Kong Jr
Jumpropeman: imagine if Wrinkly Kong had that name since childhood
Jumpropeman: i guess at some point in a Kong's life they're like "you're old, time to emphasize that with your new name"
Jumpropeman: not a fan of DK's buck teeth in the boxart
RubyChao: it took me a second to tell that's what they even were.

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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7728434
Jumpropeman: Milk!
Gooper Blooper: I like how Milk's jobbing has resulted in JRM all but declaring her his favorite of the three
Gooper Blooper: saw all three of them and went MILK
RubyChao: >the trio enters bbb15
RubyChao: >sugar and frima burn up in the bottom
RubyChao: >milk is top ten
RubyChao: her revenge.
Jumpropeman: at first milk was unlucky. Now she's a failure I must support to the heavens
Diadem: oh no jrm is supporting the girlfail

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RubyChao: barpost for sheep
Mbwah Sheep: For
Mbwah Sheep: MOI?!
Mbwah Sheep puts down hairbrush and runs down the stairs

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Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom and Goopsbro both got new cars today
Diadem: THEY GOT SUBARUS?
Diadem: (joking)
Diadem: they good cars tho?
Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom got a Subaru Crosstrek
Diadem: i
Diadem: didn't expect to be half right
Gooper Blooper: Goopsbro, meanwhile, got... a Subaru Crosstrek
Diadem: ...
Diadem: i
Diadem: i mean the apple don't fall far from the tree
Gooper Blooper: Hers is white and his is black and a cheaper model he's leasing instead of buying, but they look awful similar otherwise
Diadem: but also how the fuck was i right, i was JOKING
Diadem: ying yang cars
Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom likes to name her cars, and she initially called it Pearl before deciding it wasn't very "her", so the car is now named Ghost
Diadem: i just had this vine stuck in my head
Diadem: i can't fucking believe pearls almost got turned into a car
Diadem: ...
Diadem: ghost credit
Gooper Blooper: you can't stop winning
Diadem: there are just so many layers and all this because i was thinking of a fucking ancient vine
Diadem: i'm glad DALI is able to get ghost credit though-

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Diadem: these chickens were murdered in front of a live studio audience

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Diadem: a two rounder is unusual for me but what the fuck am i gonna do? challenge people to be patient as it takes about 15 minutes to cook this bad boy in the oven?
Diadem: it's not time to beat up astra yet either so-
Mbwah Sheep: Can the Kobbers WATCH a pot bopil??!!
Mbwah Sheep: *boil
Mbwah Sheep: Please do not bopil your pot.
Diadem: can kobbers actually plate food nice
Diadem: truly the most difficult trial they have ever faced
Gooper Blooper: The finished meals are placed onto a table... and from the balcony, Astra just picks up a garbage can and dumps it over the side onto the food
Diadem: stelle would go rabid
Diadem: how dare this bitch ruin beautiful trash with that shit
Mobile Draco: Mmm
Gooper Blooper: If Streets of Rage 2 taught me anything, chicken is best when you find it inside a trash can
Diadem: oreo the dog agrees
Diadem: ...i have a stupid idea for a third round
Mobile Draco: DO IT
Mobile Draco: Give us Chef Stelle
Mobile Draco: Our queen
Diadem: because i'm not gonna copypaste the recipe onto RP
Mobile Draco: Lord Thymezonius
Gooper Blooper: "This recipe brings fall’s greats together" IT'S JULY-
Mobile Draco: It's Fall somewhere.
Mbwah Sheep: Christmas already?
Diadem: ITS FUCKING COLD IN WHALESTRAND
Diadem: also i was dead set on apples so i had to look something up

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Diadem: postred
Diadem: thank u for plorting with me
RubyChao: you're welcome!
Hooded Pitohui: 'twas a fun little endeavor for the evening
Diadem: also sorry, i think Kiwii decided "i'm important now"
Diadem: #TeamMaple
Diadem: https://toyhou.se/17610006.kiwii/53781134
Diadem: https://toyhou.se/17610006.kiwii/53781073
Gooper Blooper: a fellow cat boomer
Diadem: stella about to fund her restaurant dreams?!? don't do it goops
Draco: Coming end of August, a plot event titled "The event where Stelle gets to show off her Beyblading skills."
Gooper Blooper: I am also on #TeamMaple
Diadem: i love how kiwii's pic has that and then maple sugar shows up
Diadem: kiwii x maple
RubyChao: who ISN'T on team maple
Draco: I'm on #TeamGarvan. My tall lady is better. >:I jk
Diadem: damn, sorry kiwii isn't tall i guess holy shit
Gooper Blooper: the only person who wasn't on Team Maple was Chao in 2022-
RubyChao: Guilty.

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Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: This is basically me, JRM, and the Brawl
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: For year after year
Jumpropeman: amazing
Jumpropeman: this is a shockingly appropriate video
Jumpropeman: he even says the line!

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Hooded Pitohui: Tonight's one of those nights where I'm, like, "I sent two intelligent characters at once and I do not have the brainpower to match both of them."
Hooded Pitohui furiously scribbles down "send Merlin next time".

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Mbwah Sheep: "With chalk in hand, she shakily wrote out her name"
Mbwah Sheep: "Pelswick." she breathed

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Fite Fite Fite: Anyone know where CW is?
RubyChao: i do not, sorry
Fite Fite Fite: Its not your fault
Fite Fite Fite: I was hoping to work on something with CW
Fite Fite Fite: Maybe if I complain more he'll show up
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have joined the chat
Fite Fite Fite: Well somehow it worked
Fite Fite Fite: Hey CW
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: Amazing, isn't it

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Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: Uhhhhhhh...Batman?
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: You, uh....
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: ....You know what, never mind. You probably do disassociate them

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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7527715
RubyChao: hi goops
Gooper Blooper: hi
Jumpropeman: hi goop
Jumpropeman: loremaster's come so far
Jumpropeman: she's even got a ship tease now...
Gooper Blooper: I wasn't sure which of the helltakers I snatched up would end up the one on top but Loremaster seems to be going for it
Gooper Blooper: fiting Calculator is a world away now...
Gooper Blooper: You know the saying, the way to a girl's heart is through giving her a golf cart

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Hooded Pitohui: I had a whole... what I can only describe as a vortex of weird dreams last night, and among the various segments, I had a dream that I had written a story about Min-Min in the hallways of the Glitz Pitz from TTYD, talking to a Toad about her run-ins with the mafia. I was reading it, puzzled as to how and why I had written it.
Hooded Pitohui: My takeaway from that was that I've been thinking a lot about RP and a certain ongoing project elsewhere.
Gooper Blooper: Looking forward to Min-Min Vs The Mafia Plot in Season 15

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(Chao opens signups for a fite that only allows undead entries)

Jumpropeman: naturally, I'll take suggestions since I've got quite the bag of choices :V
Jumpropeman: won't do Zed since he brawled
RubyChao: sese jokes aside, my serious suggestions basically depend on the angle you wanna take this
RubyChao: i think the two combinations that jump out at me are D'angelo/Daniel and Ember/Phantasma
Gooper Blooper: Don't enter him, but do have Pete Zaa stare at the entry form all week being indecisive
Jumpropeman: xenopatra buried I wasn't considering her. Funnily enough, despite being paired in my profiles, they aren't seen together often
Jumpropeman: xeno and jawbreaker I mean
RubyChao: xeno isn't bad, i just don't feel she has the vibes of someone who'd jump at this fite compared to the four i listed
Gooper Blooper: I wouldn't constantly hang out with my ex either honestly
Jumpropeman: I forgot to type out saying that Jawbreaker being her partner wouldn't work
RubyChao: yeah jawbreaker is dq'd
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: I'm guessing a robot never actually ever being alive is a loophole that will not be considered
RubyChao: correct, robots are not valid
Jumpropeman: would you ever call a robot undead
RubyChao: it has to be a full proper Undead
Gooper Blooper: yeah that's not in the spirit of things at all
Gooper Blooper: hah
Gooper Blooper: spirit
RubyChao: if nothing else you've got charlie!!
RubyChao: he 100% counts
Jumpropeman enters JUMPROPEMAN
Mobile Draco: >saying robots were never alive
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: Charlie might not want to get virtually destroyed AGAIN so soon
Mobile Draco: >Spathi disapproves
RubyChao: respectable
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: Or run the risk of it
RubyChao: i think you have one or two kicking around somewhere besides him
RubyChao: can't remember offhand
Gooper Blooper: anyone up for a game of Go-
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: I HAVE been meaning to have Sai return to join up with Dali, but he's not a fiter
RubyChao: he did fite once!
RubyChao: and he got 10th out of 12
RubyChao: so you're not wrong
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: And he lost by getting so upset he left crying
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: And man you upset him, he hasn't been seen since!
Jumpropeman: you heard of permadeath
Jumpropeman: now meet permacry
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have brings back Jason...AGAIN.
Mbwah Sheep: "naturally, I'll take suggestions"
Mbwah Sheep: I demand undead chef
Jumpropeman: i will not be using Ufa :V
Mbwah Sheep cocks gun
Mbwah Sheep: I wasn't asking.
Hooded Pitohui: Welp, Sabriye, it's you or Hemma, and I don't think the ghost whose most devastating attack is "hot towel" will cut it.
Gooper Blooper: JRM starts loaning out DALI members so everyone can enter-
Jumpropeman: turns out, hot towel is the only weakness of my entry
Hooded Pitohui: Actually, it's funny looking back. Hemma even got the Millaarc preview because she was all set to fill the niche of "casual undead with a mundane job", then she never really clicked, and suddenly Sabriye popped into her niche with an order of magnitude more effectiveness.
Gooper Blooper: Alas, poor Hemma. She is cute though
Jumpropeman: always a good consolation prize
Gooper Blooper: I feel like Laila is her friend, we just don't see anything of it
Hooded Pitohui: I'd believe it.
Jumpropeman: maybe hemma can throw a hot towel at jumbo one day
Hooded Pitohui: Throwing hot towels at Tom Jumbo, Whalestrand's newest national holiday

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Mbwah Sheep: I should sleep
Jumpropeman: night sheep
Mobile Draco: Bye Sheep.
Mbwah Sheep head spins around, letting out gutteral screams and moths as his body twists backwards to four limb crabwalk into a dark crevice
Mbwah Sheep: Goodnight :3
Mbwah Sheep left the chat
Hooded Pitohui: See ya, She-
RubyChao: how does it feel.
Hooded Pitohui: The excorcism was too quick...
Mobile Draco: We'll do better next time.

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Fite Fite Fite: I am home
Fite Fite Fite: And I have given up on wearing pants for today
Fite Fite Fite: pjs only
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: Who needs clothes at all?
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: I spent 90 percent of RP I MEAN HI EVERYONE

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RubyChao: "Peko falls to the ground, holding her head, and Hellcow turns and sees the vulnerable victim waiting to be vampirized as well. Ren flies forward to try and stop it, but Hellcow bends over and bits into her neck too, the swordswoman screaming before she felt the same sensations as Ren. Heat, cold, numb, and then… power."
RubyChao: one of the most fateful brawl moments ever
Jumpropeman: i bet you were waiting for this moment
Jumpropeman: the real reason for the brawl rereads
RubyChao: heeeeeh
RubyChao: right now i'm not doing the full reread, just copypasting all the text to transfer it later
RubyChao: but when i do i will be paying so much attention to peko.
Gooper Blooper: pekokokokoko
Diadem: pekokokokoko
Begun The Juggolo Wars Have: Remember when she got flustered over being called Pekaboo?

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Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): How're y'all doing?
Rose: Feeling alive because I finally put in my two weeks and I'm getting out of domino's
Jumpropeman: oh nice!
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): Yooooo, grats!
Rose: Thank you it was a long time coming
Rose: How are you Spy
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): Hoo boy
RubyChao: can you fix the online ordering system before you go, it keeps breaking for me
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): Things are A Lot but I am surviving
Rose: We love a good surviving moment
Jumpropeman: my sister (we call her RainbowDash) loves dominos so grab as many gift cards as you can-
Rose: I can give you insider coupon info before I skedaddle
Jumpropeman: i guess that's better than theft
RubyChao: my favorite proper pizza place was my neighborhood joint for 30 years
RubyChao: then it got forced out because the landlord wanted a big fancy business, along with the next door wine store
RubyChao: and the funny thing is the deal must have fallen through because now a new wine store is putting up applications for licenses
Rose: Not the pizza place gentrification
Jumpropeman: i know when it comes to frozen pizza, Lotzza Motzza from Brew Pub is near the top
RubyChao: i've found a good nearby similar place at least
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): Not the FAILED pizza place gentrification
Rose: There was a pizza place in my hometown that was the classic case of "the owner and name changes eight times but the pizza is literally the same"
Rose: Good pizza
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): I've had a sushi place, Sushi Village, close down
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): And then reopen as
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): Get ready for this
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): New Sushi Village
Jumpropeman: the sequel!
Rose: If Sushi Village is so cool why isn't there a Sushi Village 2
Jumpropeman: back in texas there was a store called Boot City, and when they got a second location, they called it Boot City 2

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RubyChao: I honestly never want to know Peggle 2 as anything more than the announcement
RubyChao: it is literal perfection
RubyChao: "If you think about it from a marketing perspective, what he did was extremely effective. A casual, boring, no highlights type of game = hard to sell, hard to remember. No trailers or gameplay with cool explosions. But in 5 seconds, he made the world remember, associating the game with the stupidity. It also spawned memes upon memes, all linked with the game.
That work rate must be worth millions per hour."

Rose: The crowd silence is the best part
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): And then the immediate hard cut to the next game
Jumpropeman: i mean, I've played some peggle
Jumpropeman: and the game is good
Jumpropeman: but i can't imagine trying to pitch it to an auditorium as something to get hype for
Jumpropeman: but he just went for it
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): 200% commitment, too
Spy Lives (Stomp Stomp): Not even a "don't you people have phones"
Jumpropeman: get you a guy who looks at you like he looks at peggle 2

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Jumpropeman: the source of all fites...
Jumpropeman: the first KO image
RubyChao: and to think
RubyChao: if not for this, we might not have had the Brawl
Jumpropeman: reminder I just went "I can write Fite Yer' Mates!" despite not thinking I could even write action well. I just wanted to contribute!

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Jumpropeman: Pale Death is like Cordie's hot aunt-
Brine: Oh, wow. I see it though.

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Cornwind Evil: Hey Goops, you remember THAT DEATH from Jurassic World?
Gooper Blooper: Naturally
Cornwind Evil: "However, originally, Zara's death was meant for a random security guard, but Katie McGrath personally requested that her character die in such a spectacular manner."
RubyChao: that's incredible
Cornwind Evil: So it finally is 'okay'
RubyChao: "no no if i go out i want it to be IMPRESSIVE"
Gooper Blooper: "If you're gonna kill me, DO IT RIGHT"

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Diadem: *dabs*
RubyChao disintegrates

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Mbwah Sheep: "they come with the common package of being able to walk through walls, disappear, and fly."
Mbwah Sheep: They're much more unique than the other
Mbwah Sheep: contestants
MobileChao: Sheep originally jrm phrased it differently
MobileChao: Then I made that joke and he actually changed it

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Mobile Draco: Can't wait to see Motormer in the Zomb Yer Mates.
Maper Pario: lol
Maper Pario: zombie carrrr
SteelKomodo: noice
Mbwah Sheep: Stephen King?
Mbwah Sheep: Is that you?!
Maper Pario: its me
Maper Pario: i love making evil cars
Maper Pario: i keep making em
Maper Pario: clackety clackety on my keyboard, making new evil cars and stories about how being an alcoholic is good actually

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Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6497736
RubyChao: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: i'm sorry but that was so sudden it was hilarious
Gooper Blooper: so you're saying you were
Gooper Blooper: overcome by an unexpected feeling
RubyChao: my god
RubyChao: I was.

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Jumpropeman: "Celeste sipped at her glass of Doctor Pepper" maybe she isn't so bad after all...
Draco: "Celeste sipped at her glass of Doctor Pepper and said 'RC Cola is better.'"
RubyChao: KILL HER

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Jumpropeman: fuan's been kogasa's emotion dump for almost as long as they've both been alive
Draco: Gross
Cornwind Evil: I forgot how long that's been
Jumpropeman: unfortunately her recent "try to deal with my thoughts" approach came too late
Jumpropeman: it wasn't as bad at first either, Kogasa just needed somewhere to put her crippling fear of disappearing, but then it was so convenient to put other thoughts there...
Jumpropeman: Kogasa's 100 years old at least
Jumpropeman: she's probably manifested as a proper ghost for less than ten years
Draco: Then Swack appears and gives her five dollars.
Draco: And then she disappears.
Draco: Leaving Swack alone.
Jumpropeman: plot SOLVED
Cornwind Evil: We'll go get Charlotte Smoothie
Cornwind Evil: She can literally wring all the bad stuff out of Fuan
Jumpropeman: i'd say i doubt she'd do it out of the kindness of her own heart, but we do rp a lot of characters who are villainous in their source material but just aren't here
Cornwind Evil: We offer her a world where her mother isn't around
Cornwind Evil: I'd give her a 50/50 chance she'd accept
Draco: I don't know who that is, so let's just beat them with elm branches.
Jumpropeman: another plot solved
Cornwind Evil: It turns out the whole Charlotte family, for some reason, has a crippling weakness to elm branches
Cornwind Evil: Semi minor villain in One Piece Draco
Draco: Ah
Draco: Still, elm branches. On sale at Branch Mart.
Jumpropeman: draco's in the pocket of Big Branch...
Draco: We're trying to...BRANCH out. B)
Draco: Our new bank moved into town. It's a lovely BRANCH.
Draco: Would you like a salad? We've plenty of BRANCH dressing.
Draco is beaten to death with salad tongs.
Jumpropeman: Big Salad wins again BI
Cornwind Evil: In The Pocket Of Big Branch would be a good name for a music album
I, Komodo: it would

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Mobile Draco: Would a silly clown cheer Fuan up or just jump down his throat?
Diadem: get you a gf that can do both
Diadem: at the same time
Mobile Draco: Woah now, what Clownpiece and Claire do in the Shadow Realm is their business.

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Diadem: *checks whats going on tomorrow*
Diadem: oh thank god, its nothing!!!!
Gooper Blooper: SORRY NOTHING

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Jumpropeman: Earlier I almost said that we'll see more about how Kogasa and Fuan's development will be shown over the course of the rest of the year... but like, duh, she still has a min-min to save!
Hooded Pitohui: link link
RubyChao: i am off to sleep
RubyChao: goodnight
Hooded Pitohui: Goodniiiight. Thank you for plot, JRM! Have a good one, folks!
Jumpropeman: i am ready to save the noodle
RubyChao: thank you again for very good kogasa plot!
Jumpropeman: night!
RubyChao: i vote we let the noodle die
RubyChao left the chat
Jumpropeman: dang, he was too fast. Guess she's gotta then

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Diadem: breaking news
Diadem: king pickle rickle is enforcing the kitchen rule
Diadem: because yesterday i got a free pickleball set
Diadem: this pickle is everywhere
Jumpropeman: oh no
Jumpropeman: we've lost harpy...

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Draco: Does Julia even know how to use a camera?
Cornwind Evil: Not overtly, but she could probably quickly puzzle out a traditional camera
Gooper Blooper: She's spent a lot of time around Kaydence - I bet she knows phones and their associated functions better than Hope at least
Cornwind Evil: A phone camera she might struggle with more, but like Goops said, she's better off than Hope
Cornwind Evil: Julia would say she thinks she's a lot more striking than 'cute'
Cornwind Evil: I mean, you saw her as a kid, her faceclaim wasn't cute then either
Cornwind Evil: Traditionally cute anyway
Draco: All the Jewels in the Jewelry Box think their idol Julia is #TheCutest.
Cornwind Evil: Julia:....the what, the what, and the what?
Draco: In the weird timeline where Julia has been conned into being a VTuber by Kaydence.
Cornwind Evil: Alternately in the weird timeline where Julia rebelled against her parents instead of becoming a clone of them

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The Eyes Have John Romero: Some toys we just truly need
Gooper Blooper: Hmmm, I can get an Ultimate Fart Blaster for $35, or for the same price I could get a Jurassic World Battle Roarin' Becklespinax
Gooper Blooper: choices...
Jumpropeman: >real fart rings of fog
Jumpropeman: consider me somewhat impressed
Jumpropeman: I thought it would just be a noise cannon
Gooper Blooper: don't miss that it actually makes smells, too

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Jumpropeman: https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/866/584/694.gif
Gooper Blooper: are they okay, JRM
Jumpropeman: wurmple's just raving
Jumpropeman: reminds me of one of my favorite tumblr posts
Gooper Blooper: New Wurmple RP character, only appears during inappropriate moments for a Wurmple to be appearing
Jumpropeman: every time the characters just tell him not now
Jumpropeman: but one day
Jumpropeman: it will be now
Jumpropeman: and some bastard's getting string shot so hard
Draco: That's how we bring Cagliostro to her knees.

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Diadem: woah uh things happened
Diadem: do i need to unleash Second Chance
Diadem: ...i say this as if i did my research on undead and a certain spindly legged motherfucker
Diadem: (i will never stop building on spindleleg lore)
Jumpropeman: second chance would be good!
Hooded Pitohui: I would support the unleashing of Second Chance.
Gooper Blooper: https://ppapickleballgame.com/
Diadem: i'll prolly have to focus- GOD DAMN IT WHY IS PICKLEBALL EVERYWHERE
Diadem: -on doing it tomorrow, right now i am wiped
Jumpropeman: how could you goop
Diadem: i heard a commercial talking about pickleball earlier too
Diadem: and i'm like
Diadem: "this is fucking #ruined"
Gooper Blooper: I saw this in Switch's weekly new releases and I had to alert the media
RubyChao: "This is an absolute disgrace to the game of pickleball... The character models are horrible, the custom characters glitch out. The ball goes out of frame on lobs and has no indication of depth on the court. Not being able to choose your shot selection on anything up at the net is a horrible mechanic. The PPA should be embarrassed to put their name on this product. Not to mention $50 so you could play 2 venues?!?!?"
Gooper Blooper: Expect nothing less than the best from Farsight Studios, AKA the people who had the best pinball game on the market and then threw it away
Hooded Pitohui: Gifting this game to Rickle to test what wins out, his desire to praise a game spreading pickleball awareness or his indignation at the mockery this game makes of the sport.
RubyChao: even the good reviews are like
RubyChao: "I am very much looking forward to the live service evolution of this game" and "I have had really high expectations for this game since I'm a passionate pickleball player. The game is a good start to a what will hopefully be a great game in future years. I hope they continue to make the gameplay, realism and career mode better."
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry, there's an alternative
Gooper Blooper: From beloved publisher GameMill, it's I Can't Believe It's Not Nintendo Switch Sports
Diadem: don't worry nintendo will add pickleball before too long
Diadem: it took them a while to get basketball-
RubyChao: found that one on steam and
RubyChao: "There's simply nothing here. Like, it's not even funny bad, there's just nothing."
RubyChao: the real question is
RubyChao: when's Mario Pickleball
Diadem: if you gift this to jrm i will cry
Gooper Blooper: girl at 0:35 is deeply distressed she has to play pickleball
Diadem: he can't review nothing
RubyChao: "The game was created in 1965 on Bainbridge Island, Washington, at the summer home of Joel Pritchard, who later served in the United States Congress and as Washington's lieutenant governor.[3] Pritchard and two of his friends, Barney McCallum and Bill Bell, are credited with devising the game and establishing the rules."
Diadem: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Diadem: BILL BELL THE PICKLEBALL FELL
Diadem: STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEEEEN
Gooper Blooper: Inertia is a property of pickleball
Gooper Blooper: *Spamton war flashbacks*
Diadem: i don't know why that made me cackle
Diadem: i am too cold and too old for this
Diadem: and i hear cars goin off on the racetrack
Gooper Blooper: you're never too old to laugh at CKR's stupid brawl entrants
Gooper Blooper: I say it with love
Gooper Blooper: but they are very stupid
Diadem: i voted for king pickle for shits and giggles and he made it (at least as an assistant to demo)
Diadem: but now he's fucking haunting every aspect of my life
Diadem: work? pickleball team. phone carrier? pickleball stuff for free. commercials on youtube? that's right, P I C K L E B A L L
Gooper Blooper: He went down early but Demo and Bun Eye ensured he kept popping up even in the finale
Diadem: next thing you know i'm gonna open up ZZZ on my phone and the new gacha char to roll for has a pickleball themed moveset
Diadem: there's probably a pickleball anime i'll not realize exists until i see a cute girl cosplay at otakon and look it up
Diadem: and now i'm going to go to bed, afraid that pickleball will invade my dreams
Hooded Pitohui: Night, Harp
Gooper Blooper: nite harp
Diadem: harpchar dream free for all will now have a fucking pickleball court as a possible stadium
Gooper Blooper: *gentle pickleball papping noise*
Diadem: NO
Diadem: *hiss*
Diadem left the chat

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Jumpropeman: man
Jumpropeman: anyone remember VGCats
RubyChao: yep
Jumpropeman checks
Jumpropeman: they made a Shovel Knight comic this year
Jumpropeman: but then the other most recent is an animal crossing one, and before that a covid lockdown one :V
RubyChao: Amazing.
Jumpropeman: one of VGCats's most recent front page updates: "AI is moving pretty fast. Scary for some, though if the cat's out of the bag. Might as well all get into it. Colaberate and create your own music, art, movies, and porns." there's a link to the different AI sites attached to each word
Jumpropeman: "When I asked my Brother in Law if he had seen Star Wars he said “Oh yeah! Admiral Ackbar. It ain’t real though”
Nearly a decade later and im still baffled by this response"

Draco: lol
Diadem joined the chat
Diadem left the chat

Jumpropeman: harpy couldn't handle star wars not being real
Draco: Star Wars is REAL? D8

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Gooper Blooper: link
Jumpropeman: chiyari and sese are meant to be for Argo
Jumpropeman: I keep telling myself

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The Eyes Have John Romero: Barpost for Ginny. And there actually is a point to this, you'll see eventually
Jumpropeman reads the barpost
Jumpropeman: if you think ginny will let a stranger jab needles into her, I have a tall planter you should try jumping off of
Gooper Blooper: *Castti pokes her head in* "fun fact, acupuncture doesn't work"
Jumpropeman: castii tried it once, with her axe
Jumpropeman: the patient wasn't relaxed at all
RubyChao: they were punctured, though
Gooper Blooper: And accurately!
The Eyes Have John Romero: Celeste: YOURS might not
The Eyes Have John Romero: Actually I'd say more they were cleaved
The Eyes Have John Romero: I associate the concept of puncture wounds with long, thin sharp things
RubyChao: what is a cleave, but a very wide puncture
The Eyes Have John Romero: Or short sharp things
The Eyes Have John Romero: I suppose that applies, in a 'what is a tiger, but a very large housecat'
The Eyes Have John Romero: Or what is a man, but a miserable pile of secrets?
RubyChao: like, the only people i'd personally let poke me with needles are doctors and pharmacists
RubyChao: so i suppose harpy could poke me with a needle if she wanted
RubyChao: she's licensed
RubyChao: also if i sound harsh, i don't mean to be! it's more "fundamentally this is just a very weird thing to ask of people and thus it's not likely to happen"
Diadem joined the chat
RubyChao: hi harpy i would let you poke me with needles
RubyChao: just thought you'd appreciate that
Diadem: sir i would not be comfortable with that
Diadem: i don't know what came over you

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Lady Seychelles: I have 72 stored chatzy pms from "Begun the Juggalo Wars Have"
RubyChao: that's cornwind
Jumpropeman: yeah, half my pm list in here is just different names for flavors of cornwind
Lady Seychelles: And another from 8 from "Famously Lax about The Orgies"
RubyChao: that's also cornwind
Lady Seychelles: What if
Lady Seychelles: I'm secretly cornwind

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Cornwind Evil: Man we REALLY broke Pale Death
Del Returns: lol
Del Returns: we truly did
Cornwind Evil: Or rather, I did.
Cornwind Evil: I'm the one who severed her connection to the Hive Mind
Del Returns: srsposte
Del Returns: well now she loves kpop
Del Returns: well done

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RubyChao: "Wish I was a late bronze age girl
I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples."
Gooper Blooper: those darn sea peoples
Cornwind Evil: "Maybe we should have called it the Fuck Sea Peoples age."
Del Returns: sounds like they gotta play total war pharaoh
Del Returns: which is all about dem sea peoples
Del Returns: they're a late game disaster that rolls in
Cornwind Evil: Who ARE the sea peoples?
Mobile Draco: I see peoples every day.
Del Returns: nobody quite knows
RubyChao: yeah that's the thing, the sea peoples are an unidentified group that showed up in the eastern mediterrean/egyptian area around 1200 BC
Cornwind Evil: I guess they're from Atlantis
RubyChao: they rolled in and caused a lot of devastation, but nobody's sure who they actually were
Del Returns: they start turning up in the historical record during the bronze age collapse, exacerbating a lot of existing issues as climate changed, existing economies failed, etc
Cornwind Evil: Or Lemuria
RubyChao: so it's an endearing historical mystery
Cornwind Evil: Or Mu
RubyChao: fun fact del the sea peoples also show up in that pharaoh city builder
Del Returns: lmao nice
RubyChao: the very last level on the military-focused side is about fending them off
Del Returns: they turn up in egyptian historical records a bunch, apparently pharoahs around this time enjoyed claiming to have beaten the sea peoples a whole lot
RubyChao: i have the feeling those were the equivalent of half life vr ai's running gag where every time gordon defeated another squad of military enemies
RubyChao: dr. coomer reported GORDON, I CAN NOW CONFIRM WE HAVE DESTROYED THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES MILITARY
RubyChao: he did this like 10 times
Gooper Blooper: They kept rebuilding it by recruiting more soldiers, you see
Gooper Blooper: LOOK, MIRRORWING! ROPES!
Del Returns: lol

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Lady Seychelles: Today's book is called Have Your Cake and Kill Him Too

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RubyChao: WHAT THE FUCK
Gooper Blooper: Bigger. Better. More ball pits than ever.
Jumpropeman: >Strange Aeons
Jumpropeman: if that's legit, I don't think she'd sign onto a scam
Jumpropeman: her tumblr seemingly confirms it
Jumpropeman: i imagine it will be a real life version of a shitpost though
RubyChao: i think that's like
RubyChao: the only way you can do it
Gooper Blooper: yeah the logo makes clear they're leaning into the reputation
RubyChao: dashcon is like, to me
RubyChao: the purest form of "fandom extinction event" i have EVER seen
RubyChao: it completely obliterated the form of tumblr culture that existed at the time practically overnight
Draco: Hopefully they don't have the Twitch Con injury cube pit.

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Jumpropeman: man, i might want to see if my bro wants to play KI soon
Jumpropeman: he was pretty good with maya
Gooper Blooper: you were also pretty good with Maya
Gooper Blooper: she got a lotta scoops
Jumpropeman: she was fun, but also exhausting :V
Draco: I know.
Draco: She had a lot of weight to carry. Emotional weight.

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Cornwind Evil: Post. I make a small retcon and remove an earlier image
Cornwind Evil: And repost it
Jumpropeman: the retcon: we weren't fighting vampires at all
Cornwind Evil: Yes, we have all just hallucinated all my posts over the last week
Cornwind Evil: You have all actually been eating vegetables
Jumpropeman: a much harder battle to be sure
Jumpropeman: his name is Reinhardt, cornwind
Jumpropeman: not Reinbacht
Cornwind Evil: His new name is Rhinestone, I can remember that easily
Gooper Blooper: He was also secretly a cowboy all along
Jumpropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: He's getting cards and letters from people he don't even know.

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Jumpropeman: playing a metroidvania released in 2023, and there's a portion where a near invincible enemy chases you down and if he grabs you you have to press the right buttons to escape
Jumpropeman: where could they have got this fresh idea...

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Hooded Pitohui: When we fight Maple on OCGA plot
Jumpropeman: XD

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Diadem: i had to reread that post several times because that was good shit. "all that she's entitled to" FRAUD MONEY??! YOU ENTITLED TO FRAUD MONEY MA'AM?!? YOU FUCKING EMOTIONALLY MANIPULATED MEI-MEI FOR SHIT SHITTO?!?
Diadem: she may not be a mom but she's going in the bad mother figure pile so we can tar her, feather her, then feed her to the tyranids (before we beat the shit out of them, too)
Brine: Plot wrinkle- Pale Death accepts a new job opportunity with Samara
Diadem: BRINE NO YOU CAN'T DO THIS SHE'LL ALSO BE MANIPULATED
Diadem: AND SHE'LL CATCH FEELINGS OF INADEQUACY
Gooper Blooper: Samara casually manipulates Pale Death and attempts to throw her under the bus, Pale Death eats her in retaliation
Diadem: that's a worker's wrongs if i've ever seen one
Jumpropeman: please
Jumpropeman: you guys are aiming too low
Jumpropeman: Samarra takes over the Tyranids from under Pale Death's nose
Mobile Draco: Samara manages to take over Hoshii Holdings.
Diadem: that'd absolutely hurt Pale Death's feelings
Gooper Blooper: Samarra swipes Lyblac's god-making ingredients
Brine: Hive Fleet Kraken were a bunch of bums It's time.. for Hive Fleet Caroline.
Diadem: samarra somehow convinces astra to give the seal up and manages to goad the kobbers into beating the shit out of the spirit
Diadem: is now recognized for her efforts for saving Whalestrand
Diadem: also gets support from the Gravediggers
Gooper Blooper: Samarra also was responsible for the Gold Standard Massacre, summoned Rahab, is secretly Tenna, caught Clovenix in a Master Ball, moonlights as Novella, and makes evil food
Diadem: Samarra: worse than lucifer AND verosika
Diadem: now owns Hell Inc.
Mobile Draco: Samarra? You mean MAJOR FAILURE JR? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNN
Hooded Pitohui: I did catch myself thinking the other day that Tenna and Caroline would get along swimmingly until they tried to backstab each other. She'd approve of his methods.
Gooper Blooper: I don't know what you mean, Tenna is a fine upstanding member of the Hell Inc Board and would never do something so awful as completely flip the script on Verosika and make her see what it's like to have the company ripped out from under her by people she thought were loyal-

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Cornwind Evil: "The Chrysler Building became sentient and mobile after World War Hulk in Marvel Comics and wants to see the world. John Porter of Damage Control negotiates a deal where it can go on vacations in August, since no one visits Manhattan then."
Gooper Blooper: chao, can you confirm no one visits manhattan in august, and if so, why not
RubyChao: it's muggy

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RubyChao: this feels like the kind of tag team you'd see in zfrp
SteelKomodo: yes
Jumpropeman: neokama energy
RubyChao: oh my god jrm you're not even wrong this literally IS the vibe of francine and edgar

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Jumpropeman: chao, is this canon-
RubyChao: iono would do it if chat was going to pay her, yes
RubyChao: she'd have to look it up tho
Jumpropeman: darn
Jumpropeman: I was hoping she just had that ready to go
Jumpropeman: in pre-Iono days, she worked at the library of congress...
Gooper Blooper: the requester is General Cleft
RubyChao: you can't turn down a BRAWL CHAMPION, can you iono????
Draco: Founding Father Iono ASMR

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Gooper Blooper: A thought I had: Sheep should take advantage of his reigning champion year and dump all his meanest, rudest jerks into BBB15 so they get checked off the list but we also get to see them lose
Monday Sheep: Goops, I have legitimately considered Cuddy for Brawl next year on that logic.
RubyChao: i am SO HYPED to NOT VOTE FOR SHEEP
Monday Sheep: It would be funny to have a Brawl entry list filled with the hardest, unpalatable brutes around
Monday Sheep: and one small goat
RubyChao: too bad you already used drip
Monday Sheep: yeaaaah
Monday Sheep Throws in the Dean from Agama
Monday Sheep: That's one way to see his nose shoved in
Gooper Blooper: I was thinking of specifically Cuddy when I first thought of this concept, yes
Gooper Blooper: I kind of expected him this year, but since he didn't enter this time...
Gooper Blooper: Demo probably isn't gonna get to the top ten three years in a row.
Monday Sheep: Just couldn't establish him enough before Brawl time, or he was would likely have
Monday Sheep: BELIEVE IN DEMO
Gooper Blooper: You certainly didn't!!
Monday Sheep pivots like a politician
Gooper Blooper: "I was ALWAYS selling "Demo For Brawl" bumper stickers."
RubyChao: goops that just reminds me of saxton hale
RubyChao: 5th, 5th, and then like 47th

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Jumpropeman: "You won't find these items anywhere else!" the merchant says, but his inventory fails to load. Guess I won't find them here either
Gooper Blooper: "sorry nothing"

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RubyChao: jrm
RubyChao: important question
RubyChao: did vita ever play firefly diary
Jumpropeman: Vita does not nearly have the patience to get far enough in it to witness its depths...
Gooper Blooper: So what you're saying is
Gooper Blooper: she played a little bit and left a review saying it was good
Jumpropeman: that fiend...
Jumpropeman: you should have never let her into your rp
RubyChao: KILL HER
Gooper Blooper: "really nice graphics, cute main character, 8/10 I guess, pick it up"
Jumpropeman: I played this game for 30 minutes that didn't hold my interest long enough to keep going, but sure, Recommended

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Gooper Blooper: Multiple villains across Season 13 and 14: "YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, I HATE YOU WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING, YOU HAVE RUINED EVERYTHING"
The person they're screaming at: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/6403365
RubyChao: she has done a great job at being infuriatingly good

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Cornwind Evil: "D rank demon Juri" Rude.
Gooper Blooper: The D stands for Demon.

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Gooper Blooper: Steamed Hams but it's a food magazine article about hosting party guests
RubyChao: i thought it was just an article title but no it literally is
Cornwind Evil: Steamed Hams was always more about Skinner and Chalmers' highly dysfunctional relationship than the food issue
Cornwind Evil: Normal people could have just said "I badly burned the food, we'll need to get takeout."
Cornwind Evil: But then there would be no bit
Draco: Dang. Literally namedropping Skinner in that article.

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Cornwind Evil: I decide I'm going to write a little thing to set up something.
Cornwind Evil: And it got a bit bigger and a bit bigger and a bit bigger and....
Cornwind Evil: Hopefully I didn't vanish up my own rectum
Draco: That'd be an impressive trick.

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RubyChao: ah yes
RubyChao: that time a 1 minute video annihilated a product
Jumpropeman: Dahir Insaat presents: juice
RubyChao: oh my god jrm you're right the juicero DOES have dahir insaat energy

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Jumpropeman: "We're gonna sit you down and have you listen, so that instead of writing us off, you know the people you're dismissing!"" inadvertently started reading this as a rap
RubyChao: you're used to the zombieland saga rap
RubyChao: that's the problem
Jumpropeman: "I realize he needs some wires adjusted, the power supply's left on, I've got my hands in there, and then we get a reaction" a lot of unintentional bars
RubyChao: i just wanted justine to be ranting

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Draco: I don't like hot dogs.
Draco: At all.
Cornwind Evil: And that is your right
Cornwind Evil: ...maybe right is too strong a word
Draco: IT IS MY DIVINE RIGHT

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Gooper Blooper: So, I made a discovery earlier today
RubyChao: link
Gooper Blooper: Having seen that Tom Jumbo Youtube video yesterday, Youtube saw fit to offer me another one to look at, depicting a running gag with Jumbo throughout the Bojack Horseman cartoon
Gooper Blooper: Namely, a coworker of his who is never shown directly but Tom keeps referring to him and his antics
Gooper Blooper: The mysterious coworker's name
Gooper Blooper: is Randy
RubyChao: ...oh my god
RubyChao: "His first appearance was in the pilot, in Season 1."
Gooper Blooper: JRM has been doing this for a long, long time.
RubyChao: Airdate August 22, 2014
RubyChao: DEAR GOD
RubyChao: i like the twist that tom actually cares about randy and considers him a friend
Gooper Blooper: everybody likes randy
Draco: Juri doesn't, but then again she's SATAN.
Gooper Blooper: SAYYYYTAAAANNNNHHHH

(later)

Jumpropeman: the best part about Randy in RP and Randy in Bojack Horseman
Jumpropeman: I didn't watch Bojack Horseman until last year
Jumpropeman: we both independently came up with an offscreen only Randy

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Moped Sheep: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZxwgTfMQg5U
Gooper Blooper: There he is!!
Jumpropeman: the shaking is a nice touch
Gooper Blooper: so intense
Gooper Blooper: also, just wanted to point out while we're on the subject
Gooper Blooper: this is not the first time I've shoved Attack Pack into RP
Jumpropeman: no wonder x demolition was in town
Jumpropeman: gotta cheer on slimeinator's bro
Gooper Blooper: I was actually going to use them to foreshadow an Argo character but laid off on directly referencing them just in case I change my mind in the next eight months
Moped Sheep: The things I would do to own that puppet they made for Darkclaw in the commercial you linked to in his entry
Moped Sheep: Somebody I know must have Darkclaw, because I recognized it immediately. I think I always assumed as a youngun that the car had something to do with Venom from Spider Man
Gooper Blooper: I used the puppet for his icon in the smooshed faces! Chao commented on the lengths I went to to find alternate images for almost everyone in the smooshed faces and I gushed about Darkclaw's puppet and the unique vibe of practical effects from the 80s and 90s
Moped Sheep: That puppet is so beautiful
Moped Sheep: and slimy

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Gooper Blooper: >March 15th, 1964
Diadem: beware the ides of march
Gooper Blooper: damn, what a way to celebrate Goopsmom turning two years old
Diadem: HWAT
Diadem: THAT WAS FUCKING UNINTENTIONAL
Diadem: well it was intentional in that "ides of march"
Gooper Blooper: happy birthday, toddler goopsmom
Diadem: but damn i can't believe a school got owned on goopsmom's 2nd birthday
Diadem: sorry goopsmom for putting a tragedy on your birthday
Mobile Draco: Why'd Goopsmom do that? >=|
Diadem: insert goopsmom being the girl smiling as a house burns down

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Jumpropeman: CKR's gone back home
Jumpropeman: but before she left, we were talking about the brawl a bit...
Jumpropeman: and she told me she has now played pickleball
Jumpropeman: not only that, after saying that, she started to go into a pitch on why it's actually very good
Jumpropeman: in creating the rickle monster, she became the pickleball monster...
MobileCurryy: She vibed

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