Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: Sheep what have you done
Marked Sheep: Probably something unspeakable.
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Mobile Draco: Calling, Sheep. Send help to the Spathi.
Marked Sheep shoots Spathi
Marked Sheep: Gomenasorry
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Gooper Blooper: checked a Vermont news website today and got an article that began as follows
Gooper Blooper: "For most of the 30 years Jovana Guarino has lived in South Burlington, she has considered the city a peaceful and enjoyable place to live."
Gooper Blooper: "That is until pickleball arrived."
Diadem: king pickle rickle really fucking conquering vermont
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Jumpropeman: I feel like I had something to say... *brain sparks*
Mobile Pitohui: I keep having that experience lately.
Mobile Pitohui: I blame the heat making for restless nights.
Jumpropeman mind is just a miasma of brawl spoilers
Gooper Blooper: On that note
Gooper Blooper: Bravo to JRM for never once accidentally letting slip any Brawl spoilers in regular conversation during the Brawl Cave period
Draco: It's why he usually avoids us: because he's so HYPE.
Jumpropeman: its one reason I don't like, share links of danbooru or much during brawl too, don't want you think I'm thinking about a character too much :V
Draco: Is that why you shared a hundred Sucy pictures? ;p
Gooper Blooper: JRM's Pinterest is currently filled with pictures of Pukey
Jumpropeman: link
Draco: AH HA! Lil Cirno's winning the Brawl this year! >:D
Jumpropeman: D: I thought I threw you off the scent...
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Jumpropeman: Draco, DALI would support the robot rights thing in some capacity so you can say they're there somehow
Jumpropeman: I don't want you to feel obligated to have like, Zed or Ember who could be very strong, but you can have like, Jawbreaker and Phanty or something
Jumpropeman: Kogasa can be there and tell them they can't participate since their user isn't around
Gooper Blooper: I can see Kogasa attending and then eliminating herself from the fight that way
Gooper Blooper: "Oh, I should be in the Brawl Cave!"
Jumpropeman: pictured: kogasa exiting plot
Draco: Alright. I'll say Kogasa is there trying to become a robot. ;V
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RubyChao: man i think the brawl wait really is where you feel how long two weeks is
Jumpropeman: what do you mean, two weeks feels so short to me-
Gooper Blooper: It's like waiting for Christmas
Gooper Blooper: You wait and wait and wait, and then IT'S HERE... and then it's gone and you gotta wait another year
Draco: I have a video game to keep me busy for two weeks. There's no plot on Saturday after all. ;p
Turalli Traveler: Well you also get the behind the fites
Turalli Traveler: I always like that
Gooper Blooper: That's always an enjoyable chaser, yes
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Cornwind Evil: You can just SEE Batman's thought process
Cornwind Evil: "This is MY comic, right? So I've come to this."
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Gooper Blooper: Today I belatedly realized I forgot to list one of Spamton's powers in his Brawl entry
May Sheep: Marketability?
Gooper Blooper: He can create mini-Spamtons as little minions
Gooper Blooper: He did it in RP repeatedly, hopefully JRM remembered, but if not oh well :V
May Sheep: It can be difficult to remember everything!
May Sheep: Particularly with a set of powers as nonsensical at Spamton
Diadem: i forgot to mention that crim's affected by things that can affect the heart directly
May Sheep: I forgot to mention that none of my characters can win
Turalli Traveler: Nice try
Gooper Blooper: That's a serious omission, JRM might forget that one
Gooper Blooper: I tried to calculate Sheep's approximate odds of winning by doing my own vote count and sussing out how much percentage of the votes went to Sheep characters
Gooper Blooper: He has roughly a 15% chance of winning
May Sheep: That doesn't sound too bad!
May Sheep stops performing dark rituals to JRM doll
Diadem: i gave him enough weaknesses and i kinda doubt anyone would shoot him with caffeine injections or a huge dose of heparin (anti-coagulant)
Gooper Blooper: That just goes to show how even after a huge push like that, the sheer number of characters means no one is a "likely" winner, there's just some with better odds than others
May Sheep: Aaah
May Sheep: My shoulders feel lighter~
Gooper Blooper: Also, we have about a 46.5% chance of the winning user being someone who hasn't won a Brawl before
Gooper Blooper: That being the combined odds for Sheep, Sey, Cornwind, CKR, HP, and Rose
Diadem: god DAMN IT WHY DO THE REST OF US HAVE TO HAVE A BETTER CHANCE
Diadem: should be at least 50/50!!!!
RubyChao: it's going to be funny when sheep wins and he admits
RubyChao: "okay, fine, it was nice to win"
May Sheep: Never
Diadem: sheep continuing to be a failboss
May Sheep: :I
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RubyChao: URGENT
Gooper Blooper: I can't believe it happened again
RubyChao: the power of Oranges...
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Jumpropeman: I think I used to write 5 posts a day but have been writing 4 this year. I think I might be making them denser as a result
Gooper Blooper: Whatever works best for you!
Jumpropeman: denser in a good way I think!
Gooper Blooper: just play this on loop while you write-
Jumpropeman: my writing music for the previous post was called Dark Screen Attractive Jazz
RubyChao: man your work ethic never fails to impress
RubyChao: it takes enough out of me just to write the rumble or a fite
Jumpropeman: don't know what made it attractive, not a single sexy sax
Gooper Blooper: well yes, Jaz is attractive, but
Jumpropeman: she's built like a crossover
Gooper Blooper: street tough
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RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7436160
Gooper Blooper: Spamton victory epilogue
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Gooper Blooper: Mizuchi before her event:
Mizuchi after her event:
Cornwind Evil: Also Pale Death before and after she tries to eat Earth
Brine: Their smile and optimism; Gone
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Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: I am very glad we have Illiesh and Illuso in the same brawl
RubyChao: and Ishii, too
Draco: Illushiiesh
Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: Big Brawl for the I's
Draco: Biiig Bar Brawlliesh
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RubyChao: oh god i gotta share this
RubyChao: >limbus: "this particular guy is 100% required for this series of battles"
RubyChao: >me: "oh i haven't been using this guy at all. alright time to grind for some time"
RubyChao: >do some grinding
RubyChao: >come back
RubyChao: >start series of battles
RubyChao: >limbus: "btw he gets temporarily leveled up for the duration of the series of battles in case you haven't been using him. ok thanks bye"
RubyChao: i appreciate the catch to avoid you being saddled with a jobber but also :V
Gooper Blooper: it was smart to think they wouldn't do that, I've played games where they don't offer that courtesy
Gooper Blooper: I was stuck on La Pucelle for a long time because of that
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Kinder than they were with Sten in Breath of Fire 2
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Mobile Pitohui: link
RubyChao: >good noodle
Mobile Pitohui: Brought to you by the success of Josuke's heel run-
RubyChao: that shirt is a lying shirt that lies.
Gooper Blooper: Min-Min is, as of today, officially a Bad Noodle.
Gooper Blooper: On the plus side, she could do a really convincing Natasha Nielsen impersonation now
RubyChao: it was genuinely a really good post, all jokes aside
RubyChao: it was a good way to leverage her being dunked on in the past and the current setup, it made it really plausible that finally commanding respect and power went to her head and led to a willingness to forsake her morals to keep getting it
Gooper Blooper: It's been a slippery slope, too, we saw her very gradually falling into it, guided along
Jumpropeman: im on this min-min train all the way
Draco: It's a shame the prison's full. ;V
Diadem: i told pito
Diadem: what the fuck did you do TO OUR GIRL
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RubyChao: "The idiots still think they all will be gods in my new world. Sadly for them, I’ve always been a bit of a monotheist." fun fact of the day: this is an absolute banger of a villain line
RubyChao: it comes from a pokemon creepypasta.
Gooper Blooper: "Gnaw gnaw gnaw" the rattata gnawed.
RubyChao: the duality of genre.
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Jumpropeman: ah, thank you gooper!
Gooper Blooper: Ah good, you got it despite "last online 382 days ago"
Jumpropeman: he got me a little steam game for finishing the brawl writing :3
Gooper Blooper: you earned it!
Jumpropeman: I'm marked as invisible on Steam because I get a lot of spam :V
RubyChao: the risks of being a reviewer...
RubyChao: what game
Jumpropeman: link
Jumpropeman: its an upgrade of a former flash game, which I always like to see
Gooper Blooper: Can you believe JRM used to give out monetary prizes for the Brawl, too? Like, "Hey, as long as I'm killing myself writing a million words and drawing a million pictures for two weeks, you can also take my money"
Gooper Blooper: WE should be giving HIM stuff, so I did
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Gooper Blooper: Reminder that RP gave us the four-character faction of:
-Miko, a Touhou character
-Futo, a Touhou character connected to Miko in canon
-Byakuren, a Touhou character connected to Miko in canon
-Plague, the main villain of a budget line of fake GI Joes
Mobile Draco: The ultimate team.
RubyChao: and it was a great team
Gooper Blooper: Futo, her mom, her dad, and her aunt
RubyChao: "While Cope and Marsh dueled for fossils in the American West, they also tried their best to ruin each other's professional credibility. Humiliated by his error in reconstructing the plesiosaur Elasmosaurus, Cope tried to cover up his mistake by purchasing every copy he could find of the journal in which it was published."
RubyChao: goops i'm reading about the Bone Wars between two paleontologists and wow
RubyChao: these two were the pettiest bitches, huh
Gooper Blooper: Oh man, this is your first time boning up on the Bone Wars?
RubyChao: yep!
Gooper Blooper: The Bone Wars is fucking ridiculous, enjoy
Gooper Blooper: Two friends driven mad by a bunch of dead animals
Jumpropeman: I was thinking recently how Kobbers are kinda like that in general
Gooper Blooper: Driven mad by dead animals? Well, there WAS Zoofights-
Jumpropeman: you scan over the group, seeing all these attractive characters in anime art styles, and then random parts of the crowd are just like some unfathomable horror or a ball that can talk
Gooper Blooper: Lots of cute girls, but also a healthy smattering of everything else
Jumpropeman: i like that it works with pairings too, attractive ladies and dudes far as the eye can see... then a satellite and a mutant car
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Jumpropeman: I learned today Idaho's name was just something a dude made up.
Jumpropeman: He met a little girl named Ida and was like I'm gonna make that name better and then suggest it for the state
Mobile Draco: And gave us generations of dumb ho puns.
RubyChao: not surprising, as i am pretty sure idaho is not real
Gooper Blooper: You're thinking of Wyoming, Chao, which Garfield factually proved to not exist
Mobile Draco: Truth. Old York is the real 43rd state.
Jumpropeman: Wyoming is just an alias, it's true name... West Michigan
RubyChao: fun fact
RubyChao: West Jersey and East Jersey were once real
Jumpropeman: with its shape, it looks like the Korean peninsula
Gooper Blooper: Michigan is just biding its' time waiting for a chance to resume its' conquest of the rest of the Lower 48
Jumpropeman: people worry about Puerto Rico joining the union and giving us 51 states, but Michigan has a plan to solve that...
Mobile Draco: I'm more worried that Estonia will join the union.
Jumpropeman: that would be hella bold
Jumpropeman: we'd border russia on both sides
Gooper Blooper: JRM knows his world geography very well because he reviewed Forgetful Dictator for Game Hoard
Jumpropeman: THIS dictator isn't forgetful ;D
Diadem joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hi harp
Diadem: i came back for the idaho story-
Jumpropeman: apparently too, the name Idaho wasn't picked at first, but the guy managed to get the name to catch on with people naming boats and even the town of Idaho Springs in Colorado
Diadem: fucking lel
Jumpropeman: really wonder why he thought "Ida's a fine name, but it's missing a ho"
Gooper Blooper: he was devoted, at least
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May Sheep joined the chat
Del Builds A PC: the m stands for may
Del Builds A PC: hey sheep
May Sheep scuttles behind Del's bookcase
May Sheep: Hello
SteelKomodo: hi
Del Builds A PC: no sheep not behind there
Del Builds A PC: all my netrunner is
Del Builds A PC: not behind there but close
May Sheep bumps table a hair's breadth, causing all Del's minis to throw themselves to the floor with lethal intent
Del Builds A PC: hah jokes on you
Del Builds A PC: the only minis on my bookshelf are my kings of war armada!
Del Builds A PC: YOU'LL NEVER DESTROY THEM ALL
May Sheep: There's two figures I have that trouble with. They have to be balanced perfectly, a freakin' breath will send them catapulting off the shelf
Del Builds A PC: damn
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RubyChao: when you round the corner in the final 10 of bbb14
RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7675804
Gooper Blooper looks at how many votes Chara and Lynn got
Gooper Blooper: you may want to temper your expectations some, chao
RubyChao: *final 50
Gooper Blooper: She could always pull a Conductor
Gooper Blooper: we'll see...
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Jumpropeman: the shovel knight rerelease is going to let you play as all sorts of characters. I wonder if Missy and Demo will be among them
May Sheep: I sincerely doubt there's going to be Meal Ticket Goat gameplay :L
Jumpropeman: why NOT
Jumpropeman: I was impressed to see Mona was
Gooper Blooper: I swear, if Missy IS there but only in her vastly inferior Troupple robe...
Jumpropeman looks up Missy on the Shovel Knight wiki
Jumpropeman: Personality
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Jumpropeman: https://i.imgur.com/qNBKZjy.png
Gooper Blooper: SUPERMAN'S PAL
Jumpropeman: don't be a wise guy, kids
Draco: I miss Superdickery. A shame it's just a spyware-laden shell of its former self.
RubyChao: link
Gooper Blooper: this year's mystery fiter
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Silver Age Superboy WOULD be an exceptionally dangerous Mystery Fiter.
Gooper Blooper: It's probably better than JRM leans towards the silly with them since they usually don't place very high. Not too many people want to use a vote on a gamble when there are so many amazingly cool known quantities right there to vote for.
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Context for that Superdickery page: Jimmy
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Yes, just that
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Actual context: Jimmy's doing an expose on the awful conditions of the slums, and Superman says that since he started it without consulting him, he won't help him with the simple troubles, but to call him if something more overt happens.
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: It also doesn't show Jimmy getting shaved bald as a warning to stop infering with the slumlord's business. In the end, Jimmy does bring down the slumlord essentially by himself: Superman just plays clean up and arrestor.
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RubyChao: https://youtube.com/watch?v=B5V3_w8jzG4
May Sheep: The bee movie...without bees?!
May Sheep: Well, that can't be very long at all!
May Sheep looks at time
May Sheep: It actually wasn't!
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RubyChao: trivia fact: had i know in advance i was gonna get mabel, i would have probably set it up so the two sets of 5 zords that could each form 1 megazord (before combining) were split along user lines
i.e. edgar/ryuji/saccharae/gabriella/francine and 2b/potemkin/piyori/mabel/blanche
RubyChao: so i could more easily do the megazord without character borrowing
RubyChao: however i did not, so goops and draco will just have to LIVE WITH IT >:)
RubyChao: (and brine too but he's not here to enjoy the living with it)
Gooper Blooper: Chao has borrowed Piyori so many times... (and I approve)
Draco: Not if I kill Potemkin off somehow! If only there were a convenient 80-person death match happening he could enter...
Gooper Blooper: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7116839
RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7814167
Gooper Blooper: https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/QHpMMQD27HmvgyZetp4jUK.jpg
Gooper Blooper: ...wait a second
Jumpropeman: wait
Jumpropeman: alex has frecks?
RubyChao: wait, she does??
Jumpropeman: THIS RUINS THE PRE-FITE
Gooper Blooper: They're in this image, too!!
RubyChao: GASP
Jumpropeman: I almost mentioned how it reminded me of a game I played where the character definitely had freckles in some art but then didn't in others
Jumpropeman: but that game
Jumpropeman: was a porn game
Jumpropeman: a trademark of Kavorka Play (the developer behind Witch
College and Lovely Heroines (aka Sonata's home game)) was the character
art changing drastically to the point they lost freckles or even changed
hair color
RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/3966616
Gooper Blooper: Narrator: 2020 was not good for her.
RubyChao: 2022 was... also not good for her
RubyChao: but at least 2023 was!
Gooper Blooper: okay, yep
Gooper Blooper: they were there The Whole Time
Gooper Blooper: Chao's pics were just too low-res
RubyChao: Alex finally takes the concealer off.
Gooper Blooper: It's her Brawl epilogue
Jumpropeman: oh yeah, yeah, even the steam banner had alex frecks
Draco: Next we'll find out she also has a single fang.
Jumpropeman: alex thought hiding the freckles meant no one would recognize her family ties
Jumpropeman: their freckles are the company logo
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RubyChao: man i refound our old gimmick of "victory music when villains were arrested"
RubyChao: and now arrest is so much our regular method we don't even do it :V
Gooper Blooper: That got its' start with Browny playing the Hard Corps level clear theme every time, which I did because I just really loved that theme
Gooper Blooper: so snappy
RubyChao: reminder that you didn't kill* a single neo neo kobber!
RubyChao: *one of them's brain-dead so we're really working with technicalities here
Jumpropeman: don't say that about piyori
RubyChao: oh god JRM XD
RubyChao: that got me
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RubyChao: "Guess I'm no good at that part, sorry."
"It's okay. You're still decent at misinterpreting cryptid biology."
RubyChao: this was sumireko and zeldoten in season 6
Draco: "Yeah, we know. You'll be taken out first and then it'll take the Top Nine just to give Ashley a challenge. Either way, we'll be back to watch over the Cabinet until our leader is back on her feet. My mushroom mansion is being watched over while I'm gone." <- Sucy was...scarily accurate. ;V
Draco: Season 6: low-key Superhero/Supervillain relationship
Season 10: Zeldoten is STABBING KAIJU to keep Sumireko safe
Jumpropeman: a relationship to aspire to
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Jumpropeman: "Cannon shoots gold gerbs to color tadpoles, then panoramic gold or silver gerbs leading to exploding flowers with color pearls. "
Jumpropeman: fireworks just assume I understand this description
Jumpropeman: also
Jumpropeman: this feels like it's asking for a lawsuit
Gooper Blooper: My favorite thing about fireworks is how silly the names and packaging can be
Gooper Blooper: so many ways to recontextualize "loud noises and pretty colors"
Jumpropeman: shimmer's favorite
Jumpropeman: would not identify this as a firework from a distance
Draco: Shimmer liked it so much, she put her face on it.
Jumpropeman: honestly?
Jumpropeman: pretty good ground firework
Draco: My neighbors were shooting off something like that on the 4th since our city fireworks were on the 5th. It was a box though, not a cool watermelon.
RubyChao: https://youtube.com/watch?v=ndVhgq1yHdA
Jumpropeman: finding it around 12-17 bucks too. If I ever had kids over or something on the 4th it wouldn't be a bad single firework
Draco: No kiddin'.
Draco: Does Rainbow Dash have any single lawyer friends? Asking for myself.
Jumpropeman: chao just linking san diego getting nuked all casually
Jumpropeman: I might meet some single female lawyers at CKR's wedding. RainbowDash works in hospitality as a hotel manager though
Draco: Oh. Well, the question still stands, I guess? :U
Draco: Holy FUCK how do we still have a San Diego after that? O_O
Jumpropeman: JRM's sisters: defense attorney, hotel manager
JRM: writes about why the Krypto the Super Dog game wasn't good
Draco: CKR can consult on your next Ace Attorney review.
Gooper Blooper: Nina Aquila, Laila Skau, Meredith
Draco: Laila Skew, Tara's secret sister.
(later)
Gooper Blooper: link
Draco: Colors need some work. XD
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Diadem: *bangs pots and pans*
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: This will probably be early Post-Brawl, should get it done while it's logical for a bunch of construction equipment for OW HARPY WHY DID YOU HIT ME WITH A FRYING PAN
Diadem: i wasn't trying to hit you
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: My head doesn't look THAT much like a pot!
Diadem: i was trying to get everybody's attention'
Diadem: because fiona
Diadem: IS ARBYS
Diadem: she has the meats
RubyChao: she has the - dammit
Diadem: "what the fuck is the context harpy"
Diadem: wuthering waves did a title drop in the last quest i did and also we found out Fiona (aka Rover (Female) ) is actually called The Arbiter, and happens to be the master of the local protector spirit of the people
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: That just makes me think of one of the most infamous wrestling signs ever seen
Jumpropeman joined the chat
Diadem: she helped Wuwa!Dia- oh hey jrm heard fiona and came running
Jumpropeman: it's me
Jumpropeman: I'm the wrestling sign
Diadem: it was him all along, cornwind
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Trust me JRM you don't wanna be what that sign implied
Diadem: anyway Fiona helped Wuwa!Dia get powers from the guardian dragon (who also technically is her father figure; Wuwa!Dia fucking DIED as a baby and this dragon was basically like "NO. MY CHILD NOW." and rewinded time just to revive her. she is now basically bonded with the dragon and has a portion of its power)
Diadem: BUT basically dragon dad was like "okay i'm gonna need to test you because if you fuck up, you die, and i'm gonna need to freeze this bitch in time so shit doesn't get real"
RubyChao: hey who wants a fucked up (funny) fun fact i just learned
May Sheep: Did somebody say
May Sheep: FUN FACT?!
RubyChao: ok sheep
RubyChao: so you know about hershey's chocolate, and hershey's ice cream
RubyChao: well
RubyChao: they were founded in the same town, in the same year
RubyChao: by two totally unrelated men named Hershey. nothing to do with each other.
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Serendipidity is a weird thing
RubyChao: they then spent the next century and a third filing around 1000 legal slapfights with each other
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: At first I thought the legal slapfight line was from Harpy
May Sheep: Why must law be like this
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: And I was like "Why did the dragon and the baby they saved decide to spend a thousand years filing lawsuits against each other."
Diadem: i mean i guess you could call it a legal slapfight between the magistrate and her father figure but
Diadem: anyway really simplified version: place we went to is fucked timewise in some sorta stasis, and that stasis/chaos could have spread to the mainland because dragon dad was dying. only options were dragon dad outright freezing time in the hopes that there's an answer in the distant future or Wuwa!Dia fights him and basically gets a zenkai boost, and by zenkai boost i mean "i will inherit the power to manipulate time for this particular place and restore it to how it should be"
Diadem: so yeah dragon dad kissed her good night and sent her home while Fiona found out itty bitty bits about her past, in which she was dragon dad's master and couldn't really go "hey can i give her this power" without getting her permission
Diadem: all that to say
Diadem: fiona is arbys and also we are gonna celebrate energy sword sunday with this 'un fam
Diadem: ignore the fact that halo is not on the playstation system
Gooper Blooper: Sonic The Halo, only for Nintendo PlayStation
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Jumpropeman: see you at the pre-fite! Here's a teaser: "the specific needles"
Jumpropeman left the chat
Draco: GASP
Gooper Blooper: "the specific needles" has "prolate spheroid" energy
Draco: lel
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: I read that as "prolapse spheroid"
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: It turns out the magic weapon Mnelrolth brought to the Brawl was Spider Jeruselum's Bowel Disrupter.
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RubyChao: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/7805809
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Huh, bit of an uneven fight there Chao
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Maybe Samus and co should close their eyes
Draco: Yeah. Take the energy sword from Master Chief so it's a bit more fair.
Lucky The Nice Psycho Clown: Tie Samus and Doom Slayer's legs together so they have to run a three legged race at the same time
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(Re: BBB14 Preshow)
May Sheep: "This should be fun! I can look anywhere"
May Sheep: Hard cut to Pizza Church.
(later)
May Sheep: “Those ones were easy! I want to scare someone hard next...”
May Sheep: Hard cut to Pizza Church.
(later)
May Sheep: "I think I'll look for easier people to frighten next."
May Sheep: Smash cut to Pizza Church
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May Sheep: "turning back to look and seeing he had laid an egg from pure shock. Walking over, he picks it up and pops it into his briefcase."
May Sheep: *pauses footage* *turns to audience* You'll want to remember that egg for later.
Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: Question
Prefiteropeman: sup sey?
Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: if Matcluck can lay eggs is he
Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: Y'know
Jocular ExplosionFromTheMouth: trans
May Sheep: it's rule of cartoon gags
Prefiteropeman: He lays an egg in the show once, so I basically just copied that
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RubyChao: "by the time you're thirty you should have at least one lingering, profound attachment to a character trapped in a dead mobile game"
RubyChao: Pito pointed out I inflicted this on him with Tachi.
Hooded Pitohui: It's true
nivel: welp
Hooded Pitohui: I have avoided Gacha other than XDU, and yet I could not escape Tachi
nivel cries over Dragalia Lost
Diadem: well 2/however many chars i have for gachas currently active is
Diadem: pretty good all thing considered
nivel: the day Fire Emblem Heroes closes and I lose all my Lyns is the day I die a little inside
Gooper Blooper: link
Diadem: ...does dia count as gacha
nivel: only her clothes
Diadem: oh no dia's technically naked
Gooper Blooper: she just has to wear the outfits you didn't get from mabi
nivel: https://youtube.com/watch?v=qr89xoZyE1g
Gooper Blooper: like her Animal Crossing and 80s costumes
Prefiteropeman: nep
Diadem: no wait i can just have goops draw another outfit
Diadem: we needs argo!dia
nivel: at least Gino has his outfit from his Xenoverse self
nivel: tacky as it is
Gooper Blooper: steampunk dia
Diadem: i mean
Diadem: i would absolutely love a steampunk dia
Gooper Blooper: keep that i-dia in your pocket then
Diadem: no i want Everyone to know (for later)
Gooper Blooper: I just meant "hold onto it until I'm doing commissions again"
Diadem: ye
Draco: I want art of Steampunk Dia too. D;
Gooper Blooper: you'll just have to look at pictures of Angelica von Buxton in the meantime
Gooper Blooper: closest thing we got
Draco: "Keep your pants on folks" <- No.
Draco: Angeldia von Buxton
Diadem: draco we're going halvsies on dia art right-
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May Sheep: “We're fighting with our tongues, Kae.”
May Sheep: That's what we called it in college.
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Prefiteropeman: ...srspost
Gooper Blooper: gasp!!
RubyChao: holy shiiiit
Draco: JRM RPs? Since when?
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May Sheep: “I can be you! I can be Santa Claus! I can be the Easter Bunny!”
May Sheep: Careful. Santa's lawyers come down HARD.
Prefiteropeman: link
Gooper Blooper: Sheep: You talkin' bout... NINA AQUILA
May Sheep EAGLE SCREAM
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May Sheep: “Looky-look, a silly goat!"
May Sheep: That's it
May Sheep: That's the character.
Cornwind Evil: I CONSIDERED doing this as an effortpost
Cornwind Evil: In a "Sheep doesn't want to win, so let's do a bit about his characters dying."
Cornwind Evil: But I concluded that would be counterproductive so it got toned down and altered into this
Cornwind Evil: Though it still had Democurus appearing
Gooper Blooper: Sheep has to win so the joke can end in the best way possible - the year after, everyone cheers as he loses
May Sheep: Listen, I've got a perfect, not winning streak
May Sheep: I'm not going to mess it up now!
RubyChao: yeah listen
RubyChao: sheep
Prefiteropeman: "dressed up as Snappers"
RubyChao: the day you win
RubyChao: the next year
RubyChao: i'm going to not vote for any of your characters
RubyChao: i won't even effort them
RubyChao: they will be left to flounder and die
May Sheep: Good.
May Sheep: I'll enter Junko five times
May Sheep: in pieces, like Exodia
Gooper Blooper: Junko, The Forbidden-To-Make-Happy One
RubyChao: you're just reminding me of the time i had Duke Devlin as a secret fighter
RubyChao: his gimmick was his duel disk with his deck, and i mentioned that he included all five pieces of exodia
RubyChao: and that if he ever had all five in hand he got to instantly kill exactly one opponent he was facing
RubyChao: (just one though. even if exodia blasted two at once, only one would take the hit)
Gooper Blooper: remember when Chao rolled a tractor for Duke to see how he'd do if he'd won the secret roll and the tractor said he would have won
RubyChao: aahahahahaha god
RubyChao: we would have always bet on duke
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May Sheep: “But for real fans of the sport, a paddle can run you 250 dollars!"
May Sheep: Is this TRUE?!
Gooper Blooper: I just checked Amazon and found a paddle being sold for 200 dollars
Gooper Blooper: most are less than that though
RubyChao: because they're INFERIOR paddles.
Gooper Blooper: Oh, it's marked down from 250
Gooper Blooper: so there you go
Draco: I found a site selling a $275 racquet:
Draco: PICKLEBALL SUPERSTORE
Gooper Blooper: PICKLEBALL SUPERSTORE
Draco: We're spoiling the Brawl Epilogue, aren't we?
May Sheep: These prices hurt me
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May Sheep: "The ref said she had to make an effort to engage with brawlers."
May Sheep: Made me laugh so hard for some reason.
May Sheep: Just so depressing. She can't even count on people coming to her to attack.
May Sheep: Alternately, it sounds like such a mom thing for the ref to say. "You have to make an EFFORT, Nemu."
Prefiteropeman: Nemu slams her door and listens to edgy whale songs
Cornwind Evil: "I'm Nemu something, hit you like a sledge, man it hurts to be this edge."
Gooper Blooper: Edgy whale songs like I'M NEMU MUSTER?
May Sheep: Yes. Bully the giant whale more!
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Prefiteropeman: callipygian (comparative more callipygian, superlative most callipygian)
Having beautifully shaped buttocks.
Prefiteropeman: if dirk was a fancy boi
RubyChao: i am off to bed
Prefiteropeman: bye chao
RubyChao: to sleep on my callipygian buttocks
Prefiteropeman: my word!
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Diadem: jrm left for milk and never came back-
Draco: But Milk is in the Brawl.
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Gooper Brawler: It's the one year anniversary of that time Vermont got flooded, and it's raining hard and thunderstorming again :V
Gooper Brawler: we'll see if my net holds up!
Brawlropeman: vermont please
Brawlropeman: don't you know what today is!
Brawlropeman: it's National Kitten Day!
Gooper Brawler: Samhain spawns a bunch of plush kittens and tosses them into the crowd
Gooper Brawler: ...where's chao
Gooper Brawler: WHERE IS CHAO
Gooper Brawler: CHAO IT'S 4:58 GET IN HERE
Brawlropeman: 2 MINUTES LEFT FOR BETS
Gooper Brawler: Momopie barges into the Trading Post and dumps a bucket of Vietnamese Dongs on the counter, screaming "ALL IN ON JIGGLYPUFF"
RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao: call me Miss Lanchester because i am Just Ine Time
RubyChao changed name to BrawlChao
Gooper Brawler: it's funny because it's my pun from the voting period
Gooper Brawler: It's 5 PM Eastern. Do you know where your Brawlers are?
Brawlropeman: THE BRAWL HAS BEGUN
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Gooper Brawler: Are we sure Volvagia doesn't secretly have a second form where it's a cute anime girl?
BrawlChao: we haven't seen the stats sheet! It's still possible!!
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BrawlChao: the sheer size of the felldrake reversal has me laughing, but it makes sense IC! with all his tricks known from his extremely deep BBB11 run, he was a high-priority target
BrawlChao: he got so deep then in part by just going under the radar
Rose: Yeah this is pretty much what I would've expected when his parlor tricks ran out
Brawlropeman: I feel like without Sheldgoose to be a properly cautious coward, Felldrake also got too aggressive
BrawlChao: that's a good take too! dew was a lot more ready to go compared to sheldgoose hiding out, and felldrake is NOT equipped for being ganged up on hard
Rose: Could it be...? Sheldgoose... useful??
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BrawlChao: ouch, poor Milk is cursed to take an early loss no matter what
Brawlropeman: I swear if she Brawls again I'm pushing her hard. I've become fond of the poor thing
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SteelKomodo: welp
SteelKomodo: del did it
Brawlropeman: hi sk!
BrawlChao: he built da pc?
Brawlropeman: nice
SteelKomodo: well yeah he did that
SteelKomodo: but also
SteelKomodo: he got me into deep rock galactic
BrawlChao: oh no
Brawlropeman: double nice!
BrawlChao: i'm so sorry, sk
SteelKomodo: it's alright i guess
BrawlChao: we will miss you when you are down in the mines...
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Gooper Brawler: “WHAT?! When did you figure out that I am Tubba Blubba's heart and without me inside, he is indestructible?” BECAUSE YOU JUST TOLD ME, FOX BOY
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Brawling Pitohui: Out here wondering if Demo is going to be able to somehow use pickleball powers now.
BrawlChao: oh, meruko, you tried your best. it wasn't very good
Draco: RICKLE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DX
Fite Fite Fite: Ghiaccio dies of embarrassment
Fite Fite Fite: That was the funniest way he could've gone out thanks JRM
BrawlChao: damn, i honestly thought Ghiaccio had the KO on burnin' there! really felt it was going that angle
BrawlChao: jrm does some good misdirection
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Gooper Brawler: A little behind, but to let you know where I am, PANEL ACTION BINGO!!!
Brawlropeman: I HAD TO BRING IT IN SOMEHOW! It's a perfect obscurity!
Brawlwind Brawl: Refresher: Burnin has no hair if the fire goes out, right?
Brawlwind Brawl: Like, even if she turned it off herself, she'd be bald
BrawlChao: correct!
BrawlChao: -Burnin has trouble with water. She won't be threatened by trivial amounts and can easily evaporate light to moderate precipitation, but dunking her head in liquid or trapping her in heavy rain or snow will temporarily put out her hair, leaving her bald and vulnerable. Burnin becomes sluggish and tired if her hair remains out for more than a few seconds, and it will constantly be trying to flicker back to life, which saps her energy.
BrawlChao: from the entry
BrawlChao: her fire hair exists in place of normal hair, not as an adjusted version of normal hair
Brawlwind Brawl: Bad jokes on her testing her power: She found that she could deliver fiery kicks, but they barely lasted and they wrecked her outfit. And when her armpits ignited, she decided to just stick with her head.
Gooper Brawler: We don't talk about Burnin's hair in other places besides her head...
Brawlropeman: at least she doesn't need to shave her legs. Just splash them
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BrawlChao: >sugar died
Well, the limpets are fucked.
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Brawlwind Brawl: Making a call Bluster is going to be the ridiculous character that somehow manages an absurd deep run.
BrawlChao: well he is HAILED AS A GOD
Gooper Brawler: Bluster Kong Status: Bluster Kong is not only still here, but still has all of his gear and his assistant
BrawlChao: imagine if we get Leo Luster.
(JRM posts a Brawl update. In it, Bluster Kong loses all his equipment, has his assistant reprogrammed to fight against him, and dies.)
BrawlChao: ahahahahaha, oh bluster. you went out being as bluster as possible
Brawlwind Brawl: Well don't I look foolish. I bet JRM had a big laugh when I wrote that.
Gooper Brawler: EXCELLENT timing on that prediction, Cornwind. Masterstroke.
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Brawling Pitohui: "Ishii, munching on a potato, waves." Unleashing her most devastating attack already!
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Brawl Sheep: "...Do you guys think we could build a Pickleball court back in the mountain lair?"
Brawl Sheep glass shattering
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Draco: "Hope, now the de facto team leader" <- ASHLEYTRON HAS FALLEN! DECEPTICOVEN, FOLLOW ME!
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BrawlChao: >49 visitors
BrawlChao: guys!
BrawlChao: the bots all tuned in for the brawl!
Brawlropeman: holy moley!
Gooper Brawler: The Tapogres are here, oh glorious day
Brawlwind Brawl: Joke post
Brawlwind Brawl: Probing at the forum's walls to find a place to insert ads for...whatever they used to insert on older forums
Brawlropeman: doghouses
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BrawlChao: "One thing Evolto didn't count on though was that Charlie is no fun." ticker candidate
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Brawl Sheep: OH MY GOD! Demo looks FERAL in Rickle's KO pic XD
Brawl Sheep: "only for Demo to take a big bite out of Rickle's face"
Brawl Sheep: Feeling the power of PICKLEBALL COURSING THROUGH HIS VEINS
Brawl Sheep: "but these witches won't melt like beloved Mystery Fiter The Wicked Witch of the West"
Brawl Sheep: who?
Brawl Sheep: “WHAT? Sugar can't die!” Catgut immediately screams, “He's the competent one!”
Brawl Sheep: Made me laugh good, JRM
Brawl Sheep: "Bluster was sauntering over, babying his injured foot but feeling magnificent after killing such a strong opponent."
Brawl Sheep: YOU KILLED A HOMELESS MAN
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BrawlChao: "It was a surprisingly modern kitchen though, a large fridge, granite countertops, and even an island in the middle since even the Shriek Sisters have seen enough HGTV to know they'd be savages not to have one." <- you know the funny part is i'm not a big fan of open kitchens
BrawlChao: give me a nice empty space surrounded by equipment any day
Brawlropeman: my mom and I were watching a show called Ugliest Homes in America on HGTV and they remodel the ugliest one they find each season. All of them end up with kitchen islands and granite countertops
BrawlChao: whyyyyyy
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Draco: "Chara, meanwhile, munches on a contraband chocolate bar that was not in her entry!" <- DISQUALIFY HER IMMEDIATELY. D:<
(later)
Brawl Sheep: "Chara, meanwhile, munches on a contraband chocolate bar that was not in her entry!"
Brawl Sheep: DISQUALIFIED by chocolate
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Brawl Sheep: "Spotting a potato on the ground, she muses, “Baked potato,”
Brawl Sheep: The End. Curtain falls.
Draco: *CUE LAUGH TRACK FOR ISHII*
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Brawling Pitohui: ""Do I have to do everything?" Catgut says, doing the first thing he's ever done in his life" LOL, this line killed me.
Gooper Brawler: I love the contrast between Zed Vs Potemkin and the clusterfuck that happens immediately after.
BrawlChao: fitting that Sheep's characters come down to demo and reduin...
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Spee Mobile: I picked either a really bad or REALLY GOOD BRAWL to be food poisoned
Spee Mobile: Amazing Brawl so far, btw
BrawlChao: god
BrawlChao: jrm truly delivers every single fucking time
Brawlwind Brawl: I hope you're happy Spy. Look at what your stupid back to back secret fiters have wrought.
Brawling Pitohui: It has been a non-stop thrill tonight
BrawlChao: oh, he's very, very happy
Gooper Brawler: This redemption run for those two quick jobbers
Gooper Brawler: This is a Don Clawleone tier upgrade
Spee Mobile: If I knew he'd get this far I'd've plumbed the whole damn codex for even more puns
BrawlChao: i like how i made sure to emphasize that no, this is Old Bun Eye achieving his final form
BrawlChao: he wasn't replaced in the standings
BrawlChao: he EVOLVED
Brawlwind Brawl: We kill him and Dracula comes out.
Spee Mobile: If I stick you guys with a win somehow I promise I will unretire just to plot us out of it
BrawlChao: Older Bun Eye
Gooper Brawler: Yeah if this thing wins we have a problem
Spee Mobile: My goal was make an incredibly exciting and dynamic Top X gatekeeper
Brawlwind Brawl: Oldest and Fatherless....Bun Eye
Spee Mobile: And so far he has exceeded my expectations
(JRM posts the next update, in which Old Bun Eye is finally defeated... as well as Hope, CW's last entrant standing)
Spee Mobile: PERFECTION
Brawlwind Brawl: Damn. Again so close. Yet so far. Still, this proves that Ravenskies sure can Brawl.
BrawlChao: someday we'll get you there, cornwind
Rose: Pito year real??
BrawlChao: if pito year isn't real when he's down to 2/4, this is a Sheep BBB10 choke
Draco: POTEMKIN NO STOP WINNING
Rose: Potemkin:
BrawlChao: I MEAN BASICALLY
Gooper Brawler: I cannot BELIEVE Potemkin won that exchange
BrawlChao: RIGHT?
Gooper Brawler: I love you Potemkin but the other three entrants are HP, HP, and Sheep, we need you to stop now
BrawlChao: it's okay goops, even Draco is rooting for Potemkin to lose now
BrawlChao: you can say it
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Gooper Brawler: Most importantly, though
Gooper Brawler: Where is Titan Dweevil.
Brawlwind Brawl: You know I was wondering the same thing
BrawlChao: I left it on the list for a REASON
(JRM posts, revealing the Titan Dweevil joining the Prismrivers to face Democurus for the final two)
BrawlChao: THE DWEEVIIIIIIIIIIL
BrawlChao: also, draco is freed from the curse...
BrawlChao: WHAT A FINAL TWO THOUGH
Brawling Pitohui: Holy frittering French fajitas
Brawling Pitohui: Just, goddamn
Brawling Pitohui: I could not have asked for literally a better final two.
Brawlwind Brawl: Well, at least we have a new champion!
Brawlwind Brawl: I'm sure the Neokama will be almost as thrilled with bronze. Tier lists, my ass!
BrawlChao: spy pointed something out to me:
BrawlChao: Titan Dweevil is legitimately a record.
BrawlChao: this is the longest span of entrants that an assistant has EVER outlived their entrant
(JRM posts once more, and after so many years of relentless pushing by Chao and HP...)
BrawlChao: AFTER ALL THESE YEARS
BrawlChao: IT FINALLY HAPPENED
Brawling Pitohui: Houston, the sheep has landed.
BrawlChao: NEXT YEAR, I PROMISE I WILL NOT ALLOW FOR A SINGLE SHEEP VOTE
BrawlChao: i will yank my support SO HARD
Brawling Pitohui: I genuinely couldn't be happier.
BrawlChao: sheep i know you're not gonna see this for hours but i love ya man, i'm so glad you finally got this
BrawlChao: congratulations!!!
Brawling Pitohui: A long, long, long overdue victory
Spee Mobile: SHEEP!!! MY DUUUUUDE!
Spee Mobile: That was the stuff of legend
Spee Mobile: Also huh. My roster was basically helping both finalists symbolically. Neato!
Draco: Finally, Potemkin could stop winning.
Draco: Old Bun Eye gets thanked but not Potemkin who literally carried Demo? SMH jk ;p
Draco: I honestly thought Potemkin was doomed after he did the Heavenly Potemkin Buster. He did his cool thing, now he can go.
Brawling Pitohui: Honestly, I've been in the midst of a rough couple weeks in real life and my other community, so this was, just, incredibly rejuvenating. The Brawl as a whole, that finale, everyone's energy, it is a mood boost par none. Thank you so much for making it happen, JRM, and really everyone here.
BrawlChao: there really is nothing like the brawl in any way
Spee Mobile: I'd say, see you guys next year with another cadre of weirdos but uh
Spee Mobile: Help
Spee Mobile: How did I make an untoppable run while retired
Spee Mobile: This wasn't supposed to happen
Brawlropeman: the price to pay for getting creative with bun eye...
(Of course, Sheep was a bit behind as he read more slowly... which meant that over the next couple hours, he steadily made his way to the finale himself...)
Brawl Sheep: "“Keep... fiting... That's all... you can do...” Reduin says, handing his buckler shield to the goat."
Brawl Sheep: "What a loser." Demo scoffed, smacking the shield away. "Pfft. Am I right?"
Brawl Sheep: “We must all work together, even you Democurus.”
Brawl Sheep: Never bet on Demo.
Brawl Sheep: "THE TITAN DWEEVIL STILL LIVES!"
Brawl Sheep: Insert here:
Brawl Sheep: HE TRANSMUTATED THE BOOK *fearful wheezing*
Draco: Sheep:
Brawl Sheep: You're a pal, draco
Draco: No problem.
Brawl Sheep: Ugh. Final Two. I'm sick to my stomach.
BrawlChao: in a good way, right?
Draco: My dude, that's how I felt when Potemkin got to the Final Three.
Brawlropeman: should have ate less Nom Emissary
Brawl Sheep: God? Are you there? It's me, Sheep. If you could just strike a soft, fearful goat down, I'd appreciate it. Sincerely,
Brawl Sheep: "this may be a rare opportunity to attack Democurus"
Brawl Sheep: What a horrifying, terrible sentence to run into this late at night
Brawl Sheep: "a snack for the Piano's fangs, and since it wasn't alive anymore, it thankfully didn't switch allegiances"
Brawl Sheep: It wasn't alive to begin with-
Brawl Sheep: "Demo worries for his ride, but inspiration strikes"
Brawl Sheep: No! NO INSPIRATION!
Brawl Sheep: “NOOOOOOO!” Lyrica finds herself alone on the battlefield"
Brawl Sheep: I believe I let out the same no.
BrawlChao: can being a poltergeist bloom even on the battlefield
Brawl Sheep: "Unleashing another Rickle, he urges it to go for Lyrica, it bouncing off the piano and raising its paddle high... before lowering it and going for an underhanded tap on the ghost girl's feet."
Brawl Sheep: Yes. Yes. I just have to stay strong and keep the faith. I must believe in Democurus' incompetence!
Draco: Who would have thought RICKLE would be part of the Godbeast? Me, I did.
Brawl Sheep: "The poison in him messed it up, leaving his lower body a gross mass of fruit and fur, half his face was just a lumpy pulp, and one of his arms was now more like Old Bun Eye's forelimb but with fruit rinds."
Brawl Sheep: Now that's more like it!
Brawl Sheep: "Only to remember how he got here."
Brawl Sheep: Wait.
Brawl Sheep: "Clutching the buckler Reduin gave him, he remembers what he was fiting for. Lanterby and Naoko, Pete Zaa, they both trusted him as an ally."
Brawl Sheep: No. NO REVELATION!
Brawl Sheep: "Before that, in the previous brawl, Yuuma, Yuna, Saccharae, Kokoro, Sekibanki, Ryuji..."
BrawlChao: it's a full book of revelation...
Brawl Sheep: DON'T YOU DO IT! YOU PUT THAT HOPE WAY BACK DOWN IN THAT PIT OF DESPAIR, MISTER!
Brawl Sheep: "but of course, the one who counted on him most, despite their quarrel that lead to them entering separately..."
Brawl Sheep: NOOOOOOOO
Brawl Sheep: "Reduin."
Brawl Sheep: AAAA I'm melting! MELTING! ooooh what a world! WHAT A WOOOOOORLD
Brawlropeman: so you do know beloved mystery fiter The Wicked Witch of the West!
Draco: "Brawl Sheep: "What a loser." Demo scoffed, smacking the shield away. "Pfft. Am I right?""
Brawl Sheep: Demo's face in that KO pic is mine currently.
BrawlChao: sheep, i know you're playing this to the absolute goddamn hilt, but let me just be the first to say CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Brawl Sheep: *voice from beneath rubble of pyramid* They think...but have NOT seen the last of me! Wherever there are losers and miserable, flat characters that refuse to complete their revelation arc...M Sheep lives! M SHEEP LIIIIIVES!!
BrawlChao: but sheep
BrawlChao: you haven't thought about it
BrawlChao: you haven't realized the true implication of your win
Brawl Sheep: I am relieved JRM didn't have to write an epilogue for the Piano.
BrawlChao: I get to not push you in any way at all next year!
Brawlropeman: it would have been miku piano, duh
Draco: Yeah, I don't have to give Reduin my #1 vote again. (;
Brawl Sheep: Darn, now how am I going to trick people into pushing for a Spat Brawl win-
Brawlropeman: actually, probably more Piano just having the biggest swollen ego as it plays for people and is oblivious they like it for winning and not the music its playing :V
BrawlChao: Absolutely ignore them all even when you enter Demo, Camilla, Big Joe, David Mammoth, Edward, and Sousa!
BrawlChao: just utterly ignored
Brawlhammer: Big congrats, Sheep!
Draco: Let me be the third or fourth to say congratulations, Sheep. You never need to get a vote again. (;
Brawl Sheep: Thank you, Brine!
Brawl Sheep: "As not many just wanted to watch a goat eat for hours"
Brawl Sheep: The video feed was oddly popular on the internet though...
Brawl Sheep: Thankee, Draco!
Brawlropeman: mukbaaaaaang
Brawl Sheep: So many characters with noble goals for the prize. Demo just rolls up and says "Hey, how about a really big meal though?"
Brawlropeman: but also yes! Congrats sheep!
BrawlChao: >noble goals
BrawlChao: *looks at my greedy scammers, my cold-hearted sniper, my angry critic*
BrawlChao: Yeah. Noble goals.
Brawlropeman: Old Bun Eye was actually going to donate his winnings to a children's hospital
Brawl Sheep: Demo and Reduin have big The Last Supper energy in that last image.
Brawlropeman: make sure to look closely at the far left of the image sheep
Brawl Sheep: Thank you, JRM. This is all your fault, baka!
BrawlChao: in all seriousness, sheep, i hope you enjoyed winning! and getting a characvter springboard out of it!
BrawlChao: congratulations again!
BrawlChao: i love ya, man
Brawl Sheep: IS THAT THE DWEEVIL AGAIN?!
BrawlChao: IT IS, SHEEP
BrawlChao: THE DWEEVIL NEVER ACTUALLY DIED
Draco: Yes, Beelzebub's noble goal of killing a cop.
BrawlChao: beelzebub just says "ACAB" to explain herself
Brawlropeman: what you didn't see was Beelzebub's airpods playing Ice-T's Cop Killer on loop
BrawlChao: okay it's way too late but i regret fucking nothing
BrawlChao: i haaaaaad to be here to congratulate sheep
BrawlChao: so!
BrawlChao: i'm going to keel over and die
BrawlChao: see you when i am resurrected from the grave
Brawlropeman: night!
Brawl Sheep: Goodnight, Chao!
Brawlropeman: rise from your gwave
Brawl Sheep: Thanks for sticking around!
Draco: Bye Chao.
BrawlChao left the chat
Draco: Sheep:
Brawl Sheep: GET THAT DWEEVIL OUTTA HERE!
New PC Del: i should probably also leave
New PC Del: got woik to do
New PC Del: pchooooo
New PC Del left the chat
Brawlropeman: bye del!
Brawl Sheep: WELL!
Brawl Sheep: I think I shall lay down as well
Brawlropeman: night sheep!
Brawl Sheep: I'll go back and read everybody's live reactions tomorrow
Brawl Sheep: Thanks so much for all your work, JRM!
Brawlropeman: glad to provide!
Brawl Sheep left the chat
Draco: Darn. Thought I could put a Spoiler tag in the ticker. Oh well.
Draco: Anyway, I'm off to bed too. Congratulations on earning your freedom, JRM.
Brawlropeman: night draco!
Brawlropeman: I just need to remember how to be a human again
Brawlropeman draws a KO pic of the mailman?
Cornwind Evil (Brawlwind Brawl) joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: Hope's noble goal of bodyguarding the Coven who all died before she did.
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Jumpropeman: last night after the Brawl, I didn't want to start anything big. I was just watching youtube videos and saw some Drawfee where they do 30 second drawing challenges.
RubyChao: Oh no.
Jumpropeman: The rules of the challenge is you have 30 seconds to draw a character. You can't look up reference, erase anything, or redraw the character
Jumpropeman: so here's the entire big bar brawl 14 by way of 30 second drawing challenge :V
RubyChao: Oh my god XD
MobileCurryy: Is that a xurkitree in there-
Jumpropeman: there's a labeled version too since some characters didn't come out very good :V
Jumpropeman: Kaydence with the big hat is one of my greatest shames
MobileCurryy: Why i sounx like alien
MobileCurryy: giant pickle nemu
SteelKomodo: lmao
Jumpropeman: I thought I was so cool and this would be so easy, then I started drawing Bluster Kong first and...
MobileCurryy: suffer
(later)
Gooper Blooper: 30 Second Brawl Doodles is beautiful
Jumpropeman: it was fun! 30 seconds seems so long until you're trying to make something recognizable
Gooper Blooper: naoko gremlin mode
Diademz: oh right i should look at that properly now shouldn't i
Diademz: MY GOD CRIM LOOKS ULTIMATE GREMLIN. ALL TEEF
Diademz: also zed lookin more like a spider than snakelike
Jumpropeman: First thing I thought "Crim has sharp teeth" and then "oh god I went too far"
Diademz: stelle is pretty accurate tho-
Jumpropeman: hahaha
Diademz: (this is actually a canon profile pic you can use.)
Diademz: (this exists.)
Gooper Blooper: Elvira is nightmare-inducing, but look at that little nugget of a Chara to make up for it
Diademz: chara does look like a chiggen nugget
Diademz: pukey just looks depressed.
Jumpropeman: I tried to give Elvira her fangs and it made her look insane so I blacked out the mouth :V
Diademz: you won't let her go insane even a little bit? :(
Jumpropeman: maybe, but not "looks like a hillbilly" insane
Diademz: only one fang
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not like del: I have made it to wales
RubyChao: is it welsh
not like del: sure is
not like del: we had to dodge some sheep in the road
not like del: that's how Welsh it is
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Diademz: star rail status: hot dommy mommy released
RubyChao: wow they added illesh?
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: link
RubyChao: hi goops
Mbwah Sheep: Thanks for the milk in a bag, Goops
Draco: Hello Gooper *checks notes* Blopper.
Diademz: blepper
Hooded Pitohui: I think your notes have a mistake, Draco! I have right here what I'm told are highly-accurate notes saying he is actually Gooper Bloober!
Hooded Pitohui ignores the big "1990" at the top of my notes
Mbwah Sheep: Darn, Dredge isn't on sale
Gooper Blooper: The sale ended earlier today
Gooper Blooper: I got that milk purchase in just under the wire
Mbwah Sheep: Ah, i see
Mbwah Sheep: I always miss it :L
Draco: Milk purchase? You play Nikke? ;p
Gooper Blooper: I got him a game called "Milk Outside A Bag of Milk Outside A Bag of Milk"
Gooper Blooper: I'm sure it will be a cheerful experience
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Draco: I have...maybe five characters in mind for Argo and none of them are new at this point.
RubyChao: i have *checks notes*
RubyChao: Two new characters planned
Draco: Unless there's a rapid shift in the market, you're probably stuck with Margit for another setting.
Gooper Blooper: I'm gonna have a huge overhaul. My roster will be UNRECOGNIZABLE as long as you forget who Stella and Piyori and some other people are.
Draco: And then there's Minecraft Centipede.
Gooper Blooper: Don't you mean
Gooper Blooper: a shift in the Margit
Draco: loooooooooooooooool
Draco banishes Goops to Second Hell.
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Cornwind Evil: "Johnson was later released from jail on "reasons of mental instability." Shortly after this, he somehow acquired the means to teleport."
Cornwind Evil: Comic books
Cornwind Evil: "Lisly Bonner was an up and coming journalist working on infiltrating the Whitaker family mob. When she was caught, the mob family tried to execute her, shooting her twice in the belly and once in the head. Despite these wounds, Lisly managed to survive. She woke in a hospital but found that she could no longer feel and had the power of hypnotic suggestion over men."
Cornwind Evil: COMIC BOOKS
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Jumpropeman: "Slay 15 frenzied boars and come back" ahh, back to video games...
Mbwah Sheep: Democurus needs that boar meat or HE'LL STARVE
Draco: Good. Reduin deserves better. Bl
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