Jumpropeman: at this rate, Gooper will have to add a tag to his blogposts for posts about BUTTS
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Cornwind Evil pets Mikey. It'll be okay.
Cornwind Evil: *until he makes it worse again*
Cornwind Evil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
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Draco: Would it be appropriately melodramatic and over-the-top to threaten to quit RPing over JRM's thumbs-down smiley? =p
Draco: (Then again, how could you tell if I'd quit or not?)
Jumpropeman: (pO_O)p
Draco: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Jumpropeman: (bOwO)b
Draco: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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RubyChao: true suffering: your headphones only work in both ears in exactly the right positioning
Harpy: w-what
Harpy: a-aaah
RubyChao: and you can't find that positioning again
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Harpy: D: oh god that is hell
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RubyChao throws SK's tea in the harbor
Jumpropeman: CLEFT! STOP IT!
Jumpropeman: WE WON THAT WAR!
Jumpropeman: they're our friends now!
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The Deleter: i attempted to catch up with red vs blue
The Deleter: i should have just shot myself
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Harpy: i am feeling funky fresh
Gooper 2600: get down wit da harpy, yo, funky fresh shizzle fo rizzle
Harpy: so you mean: SAMMY
Gooper 2600: SAMMY
Harpy: then I remember facing off with a guy with a pumpkin head called SamSpook in Wario's woods
Harpy: SAMMY YOU CAN TAKE OFF THE SILLY COSPLAY NOW
Harpy: 2SPOOK
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Saberwulf: I reblog many things
Saberwulf: Haters gonna hate
Harpy: easiest way to tell that you're awake is to see my dash suddenly explode after inactivity
Saberwulf: Hahahaha
Jumpropeman: i enjoy casually browsing wulf's tumblr, but I would never follow it
Saberwulf: Abandon all hope, ye who follows my blog
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iDel joined the chat
iDel: Oh hey
M Sheep: iDel?
M Sheep: More like
M Sheep: IDLE
M Sheep: EH?
M Sheep: EEEEEH????
Saberwulf: pff
Jumpropeman: American iDel
Jumpropeman: except he's British
iDel: Booooo
iDel: Boooooooooo
Saberwulf: sssssss
M Sheep: Gettim off the stage!
M Sheep: Cut his mike!
Jumpropeman: iDel hands are the dota playthings
Jumpropeman: *forced*
Saberwulf: Oh god that one was even worse
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Gooper 2600: And now I'm imagining a banner ad for ZFRP featuring a gif that flips between multiple butts
Gooper 2600: "ROLEPLAY NOW, MY LORD"
SteelKomodo joined the chat
Saberwulf: hahahaha
RedSpy: Ends with Jewel Man's butt
M Sheep: 2lewd4me
SteelKomodo: what did I just walk in on D:
Saberwulf: asses
Jumpropeman: "This is the game your girlfriend doesn't want you to play!"
iDel: Butts
Harpy: someone needs to stop getting stealth pics of Carlos's butt
Saberwulf: (all the butts are actually male RP character butts)
Gooper 2600: roleplay discreetly in your browser
M Sheep: *Celestia intensifies*
Jumpropeman: Celestia's butt wouldn't even fit in the banner ad
Gooper 2600: objects in banner ad may be larger than they appear
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Harpy: grandma themed RP next year
RedSpy: The Triple B turns into Cookie Clicker
RedSpy: Champion Cleft loses surprisingly early as he is flooded in chocolate chips
Gooper 2600: I'll have to bring back Sarah and enter her in Cookie Clicker Independence Day Spectacular
RedSpy: Nah Goops, Celestia
Jumpropeman: "She's eating the cookies faster than we can make them!"
RedSpy: She must help bake
RedSpy: Join the collective
Jumpropeman: BBB godbeast: Really Fat Sarah
Gooper 2600: When Godbeast Sarah is vanquished, a babby sarah rises from the ashes
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: congrats Alex, your wife is now a baby
Jumpropeman: Entire RP is babies
Harpy: AWKWAAARD
Jumpropeman: simple, we turn Alex into a baby too
Harpy: adorable alex baby pictures
Gooper 2600: Samus raises them both
RedSpy: Turn all of our chars into bbbies
RedSpy: The King of Babby
Harpy: Stella dresses him up in green shirts and overalls
Jumpropeman: BBBies, the Big Baby Brawl
Harpy: ALEX IS LUIGI
RubyChao: babby cleft is just a pebble
Gooper 2600: Year of Alex
RedSpy: Babby Skurvy keeps taking everybody's Almond Joys
RedSpy: "But Ms. Sheryl! The Coconut-Flavored Candy was left here by me great-great-great-grandpappy! It's mine!"
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SteelKomodo: also let's just get this out of the way: Jewel Man's butt
SteelKomodo: there
Jumpropeman: its so flat >:(
SteelKomodo: they just caught him at an unflattering angle :U
M Sheep: >implying Jewel Man has any unflattering angle
SteelKomodo: JRM Jewel Man really does have a nice butt trust me D:
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Jumpropeman: you know that hawk stock sound effect from every movie?
Jumpropeman: I can hear that coming from outside
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RedSpy: "When I booted up the game, the title screen said . . . Kirby's Bloody Yarn"
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Saberwulf: I need to go take a quick shower so I can go out and pick up dinner, but at the same time I want to listen to the ten minute version of Move On Up
Saberwulf: A grave dilemma
RedSpy: Listen to the Ducktales moon theme instead
Saberwulf: B-but Curtis Mayfield's velvety voice
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Gooper Blooper: Fun Fact: Widow Maker plays almost exclusively retro video games because she is physically incapable of using modern controllers
Gooper Blooper: Those claws are more dextrous than they have any right to be, but there's a limit
Draco: I bet she likes Kinect.
RedSpy: Then it is settled
RedSpy: We must build Window Breaker hands
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Gooper Blooper: desumaytah: All Waluigi battle royale. Let's do this.
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Cornwind Evil: I mainly remember Primal Rage had an ape whose fatality was he urinated on you
Cornwind Evil: And it was acid and melted you
SteelKomodo: Yes
Cornwind Evil: ...god it must have sucked for him to use the washroom
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Cornwind Evil: Well, night's over
Cornwind Evil: It was good. I didn't see Red get robbed again
M Sheep: Tonight is the-TOO BAD!
M Sheep: STREAM ISSUES TIME!
RubyChao: Azureangelic: BISON OVERTHROWS BAZZA, MOVES NIGHT TO TUESDAY; MORE AT 11
Gooper Blooper: While the stream was down and everybody spammed "PANIC"
Gooper Blooper: gooperblooper: FROM WALES, PANIC ATTACK
jamieod: Gooperblooper I love you so much for that reference.
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The Deleter: Time to take forever to make a post
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RubyChao: All-New Feature to Next Generation gaming: PAUSING
SteelKomodo: ASTOUNDING
Jumpropeman: I'm not sure I'm ready for that kinda change
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M Sheep: Is that a new Airm Na?
M Sheep: *Air Man
RedSpy: Yep!
SteelKomodo: Yes it is
Draco: Since when is Zephyrus a member of VGCW?
Cornwind Evil: Since he debuted this year
Jumpropeman: Airm Na is Zephyrus after a magnet is run across his motherboard
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Jumpropeman: I was looking for a visual representation of my latest post, but couldn't find anything, but I did stumble across this
RedSpy: D: OH GOD WHAT IS THAT
Gooper Blooper: MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLAIR MAN
M Sheep: It looks like some alternate universe where Air Man becomes Oceanus instead
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RedSpy: How to win day 4 of Societyfite
RedSpy: Simply ask Anubis if he has played the Sega Saturn
Draco: =o
Cornwind Evil: Anubis:....yes, actually.
RubyChao: we're all doooomed
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(Cornwind posts a "making it worse" plot twist involving a zombie apocalypse)
Cornwind Evil: Oh no!
Cornwind Evil: Gooper's on the forum!
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: AH GOOPS
Cornwind Evil hides.
Cornwind Evil: It wasn't me! It was my evil twin, Wheatbreeze Good!
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Jumpropeman: posted!
M Sheep: I'm just going to assume Jrm has removed the legs of everyone in Orvance with his post
RubyChao: Every single person
RubyChao: They just look down
RubyChao: "shit where are my legs"
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The Deleter: SUDDENLY
The Deleter: SIX MORE CHARACTERS FROM DEL
The Deleter: KILL ME
The Deleter: PLEASE
The Deleter: OH GOD
The Deleter: WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE
The Deleter: STOP ME SOMEONE
SteelKomodo: del no stay with us man D:
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SteelKomodo: I'm trying to give Guts Man the Thing's accent, but I don't know how to write it
RubyChao: just have him yell IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME every post
RubyChao: problem solved
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Gooper Blooper: dramatic
Harpy: Mikey you're not allowed to paint Sammy that epic ever again
Harpy: the world cannot handle two sammies
Harpy: okay maybe goops but aside from him
Gooper Blooper: TWICE THE SELFIES
Harpy: they'll constantly be rapping and rhyming
Harpy: they'd be like the wheelers only okay with being P2
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Cornwind Evil: You say Stan needs some emotional support?
Cornwind Evil asked Chatzy to choose between give him emotional support and crush his soul. Chatzy chose: crush his soul
Cornwind Evil: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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RubyChao: god
RubyChao: every time i see a creepypasta with the function that inserts the reader's username for a twist
RubyChao: i can't take it seriously because of my username :V
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: now i'm going to register there with the username Weedlord Bonerhitler
SteelKomodo: do it del
SteelKomodo: for the glory of mankind
The Deleter: "YOURE NEXT Weedlord Bonerhitler!!!!!!"
RubyChao: "See you soon, Purple Ninjakoopa."
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Gooper 2600: All together I've seen like a hundred wrestling matches at the most but I'll be damned if I haven't seen the limp-arm thing done like ten times
Cornwind Evil: It's a famous and popular spot
Cornwind Evil: I've only seen it work twice
Cornwind Evil: Once at Wrestlemania 3, and once in an Iron Man match between Triple H and the Rock
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RubyChao: gemma talks about how the kobbers are planning to wipe them out
RubyChao: i post about a jobber planning to wipe them out
RubyChao: *kobber
RubyChao: although in ariels's case she's both
Gooper 2600: kobber jobber
Gooper 2600: Now I'm imagining an Ariel CAW losing to a Society CAW in WWE 13
Gooper 2600: "THE BRUISER WINS!" *chat explodes into 'JOBBED AGAIN', 'KOBBER JOBBER', 'DED'
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RedSpy: I hatehateHATE taking photos of myself
Harpy: why? you're cute
RedSpy: t-thanks
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Cornwind Evil: You know what? I need to vent
Cornwind Evil: THESE CHIPS AHOY COOKIES ARE TOO THIN
Cornwind Evil: THEY ARE LIKE 1/9 OF AN INCH THINNER THAN THEY SHOULD BE
Jumpropeman: I know how ya feel cornwind
Cornwind Evil: IT THROWS OFF EVERYTHING
RubyChao: >chips ahoy
RubyChao: well there's your problem
Cornwind Evil: WHY ARE THESE COOKIES SO SUBTLELY MALFORMED
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Harpy: fuck you guys Siren's diving in and none of ya'll can stop me
Harpy: I'M DOING SHIT
Cornwind Evil: SHIT IS GOING DOWN
Cornwind Evil: ALSO MAYBE UP
Cornwind Evil: OTHER DIRECTIONS ARE POSSIBLE
Cornwind Evil: IT'S A SHIT COMPASS
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RubyChao: Victor fights Anubis
RubyChao: Three straight 21 v 1s
Gooper 2600: #MorphMoth
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Jumpropeman asked Chatzy to choose between Reject, Kalisha and Doeg, Edyth and IPU, Tallish and Hound and IGNAZIO AND ROBOT?!?!. Chatzy chose: IGNAZIO AND ROBOT?!?!
Jumpropeman: oh lawdy, no Ignazio, no zombie dragon for you
Cornwind Evil: WHO IS FITING
Cornwind Evil: OH GOD IGNAZIO IS FITING
Cornwind Evil: HOW CAN THIS BE
Jumpropeman asked Chatzy to choose between Reject, Kalisha and Doeg, Edyth and IPU, Tallish and Hound and BETTER NOT PICK IGNAZIO AGAIN. Chatzy chose: BETTER NOT PICK IGNAZIO AGAIN
Jumpropeman: DAMMITTTTTT
Jumpropeman asked Chatzy to choose between anybody but Ignazio and Ignazio again. Chatzy chose: anybody but Ignazio
Jumpropeman: thank you chatzy
Gooper 2600: JRM, why do you keep asking chatzy if you don't want to do what it says
Gooper 2600: we just talked about this
Jumpropeman asked Chatzy to choose between make Gooper stop talking and let gooper talk. Chatzy chose: let gooper talk
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Cornwind Evil: Raw marks her territory
Darco: Gross.
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Jumpropeman: Members Posting: Fucking Everyone
SteelKomodo: That should be a thing
SteelKomodo: if it detects every user is posting at once, it should go "Fucking Everyone"
SteelKomodo: del pls
The Deleter: i'll look into it
The Deleter: no promises
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Jumpropeman: I just started listening to a podcast called Welcome to Nightvale, which presents itself as a radio broadcast from a very strange town where things like a glowing cloud that rains animal corpses is not far outside the norm
Cornwind Evil: Didn't I recommend that several weeks back?
RubyChao: Oh, i've heard of that
Harpy: Oh yeah, I need to catch up with that
Cornwind Evil: Must have been when JRM wasn't around
Jumpropeman: In this strange town, there is a supernaturally attractive man who literally everyone in the town can't help but find attractive, to the point that when a barber dare trims his hair, its heavily implied the town united to kill that barber
Jumpropeman: and his name
Jumpropeman: is Carlos
Harpy: oh carlos~
SteelKomodo: XD
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RubyChao: *tension intensifies*
RubyChao: *drama intensifies*
Jumpropeman: *intensity intensifies*
Harpy: *eren intensifies*
Gooper 2600: *Society intensifies*
SteelKomodo: *intensifying intensifies*
Harpy: SHINGEKI NO SOCIETY
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Happysmileman: you know what we should do
Happysmileman: David was talking about his cloning tanks around Big Bar Brawl time
Binding of GB: "This Ariel broke, let's make another"
Happysmileman: we should just make a thousand Ariels and have them be front line infantry
Happysmileman: we can use the corpse piles as cover
Binding of GB: That one meat boy boss but with Ariel
Binding of GB: jesus christ how horrifying
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Cornwind Evil: SK, roll a tractor for the FATE OF STANLEY FOREVER AND EVER >:D
Odomo Kleets rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
Cornwind Evil: 9 IT IS....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Cornwind Evil: ....I actually don't know what that means
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Cornwind Evil: I brought in Westlake just so I could do the Dancing Freak bit
Cornwind Evil: And then decided what I wanted to do with him later
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Cornwind Evil: Speaking of wrestling
Cornwind Evil: Triple H is acting very Society-ish tonight
Cornwind Evil: Using selective truths, hypocrisy, and being self-righteous about it
Gooper 2600: Gemma's gonna Pedigree someone, just wait
Cornwind Evil: Screw that she'll Pepsi Plunge someone
RedFly: Nah, Chocolate Drop
Cornwind Evil: Is it Gaben drop now?
Gooper 2600: And at the end of everything, Ariel gets Barros in the Yes Lock in the middle of the battlefield
Gooper 2600: Then Anubis cashes in his Money In The Bank
Gooper 2600: she dies
Cornwind Evil: It reminds me
Cornwind Evil: If I ever had a ZFRPCW
Cornwind Evil: And I did a Sine CAW
Cornwind Evil: I'm calling the Cattle Mutilation as her submission finisher.
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RedFly: Well, we got Edyth her dress :D
RedFly changed name to Art Donovan
Art Donovan: BUT HOW MUCH DOES LEO WEIGH
Gooper 2600: HEY GORILLA HOW MUCH DOES ARIEL WEIGH
Art Donovan: IS THIS GUY ONE OF THE SOCIETY MEMBERS
Gooper 2600: *Construct 8* OOOOH, HOW MUCH DOES DIS FELLA WEIGH
Gooper 2600: "About half a ton, Art." "Well, that's not fair! The udda guy only weighs, like, a fourth th' amount!"
Art Donovan: *Cleft* WHO'S THE FELLA WITH THE AMERICAN FLAG
Gooper 2600: "So, when the Anubis guy, he explodes the brains... does that hurt?"
Gooper 2600: "He's gonna kill him!" "Yes, Art, he probably is."
Jumpropeman: i dont even know what these guys sound like, but from what i know of wrestling announcers, im sure im imagining their voices perfectly
Art Donovan: Art Donovan is full of questions...
Gooper 2600: *All-Star and Josephine* "Look at these two, it's like David n' Goliat'!" "Well, we know what happened there, Art." "Yeah, he hiddem widda rock!"
Art Donovan: I love how he has the perfect moron voice
Gooper 2600: "So who do you think's gonna win the Facility H battle?" "ARIEL SIERRA!"
Gooper 2600: *later* "Y'know what I think? I think that Ariel's gonna lose."
Cornwind Evil: "Hey, who's this girl?" "That's Ariel Sierra." "DAT'S MY GIRL! DA GIRL I PICKED!"
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