Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Chatzy Madness Volume 74: I Happen to Have Large Buns

Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Harpy: shingeki no goops
RedSpy: Goops x Bee
RedSpy: Goops x Bagel
RubyChao: why are you attacking gooper D:
Harpy: because he's trying to muscle in on my cookie empire

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Harpy: WHEELERS PLEASE STOP

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RubyChao: "there is zero rotational motion in this picture. every single one of the dots is oscillating on a straight line"
SteelKomodo: Woah, that's freaky
SteelKomodo is hypnotised.

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RubyChao: "My vitamins melted into one vitamin 0___o" "they’re called vitafusion what do you expect"

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Gooper Blooper: i posted the link to the poll on Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga's facebook pages
also Cody Rhodes, Wal Mart, Nintendo of America/Canada/Australia​ etc
then i got a message saying i was under investigation for spamming ...
i think i just got facebook banned

Gooper Blooper: gamefaqs user please
Cornwind Evil: God, that just sticks out
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: Justin Bieber, Wal-Mart...and Cody Rhodes
Cornwind Evil: Not John Cena or Daniel Bryan or Triple H, Cody Rhodes
Gooper Blooper: IF ANY WRESTLER CAN TURN THIS MATCH AROUND IT'S CODY
Saberwulf: pfff
Saberwulf: They are seriously hellbent on that poll
Cornwind Evil: WITH HIS MARVELOUS MOUSTACHE

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Gooper Blooper: I'm thinking Solid Snake is going to be the only "real" competitor left as the rest of the contest collapses around him
Gooper Blooper: Snake... had a hard life
RubyChao: that's honestly hilarious to imagine
RubyChao: everything else descends into anarchy and snake is just
RubyChao: there

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Cornwind Evil: Okay SK
Cornwind Evil: Imagine a game that's a cross between Battle Royale and Phoenix Wright
Cornwind Evil: With a dollop of anime
Cornwind Evil: Then imagine a sequel that's the same thing except with ten dollops of anime
Cornwind Evil: That's what we're talking about
RedSpy: To be fair, CW, the crux of the game is "talking stuffed bear makes high schoolers kill each other"
RedSpy: I'm pretty sure the game was anime as hell from the start

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RubyChao: also i just realized draco never brought hater back
RubyChao: welp
Jumpropeman: Hater is in heaven now, seeking his freedom from Flu without realizing he earned the ultimate freedom

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Gooper Blooper: We now have former WWE wrestler Trent Baretta posting a link to GameFAQs on his twitter and telling people to vote for Link
Gooper Blooper: this match
RedSpy: Wait
RedSpy: What
Gooper Blooper: Apparently a GameFAQs user is a friend of his
Gooper Blooper: He has connections

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Saberwulf: HARK, A POST
Saberwulf: It just took ten octillion years

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Cornwind Evil: EVERYONE RELOAD THE THREAD
Cornwind Evil: Please
Cornwind Evil: STOP READING AND RELOAD.
Saberwulf: WEE WOO WEE WOO DANGER WILL KOBBERSON

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Jumpropeman: Ricard could make an illusion of such a huge butt that Anubis can't see any of us
Jumpropeman: Giant Butt invades Facility H
Gooper Blooper: the butt is visible from space
Gooper Blooper: "Oh hey when did Celestia show up"

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Jumpropeman: goddamnit saberwulf, reading Biblical stories of David is so awkward because of you >​_>​
Jumpropeman: "David took more concubines and wives in Jerusalem", " David then took up residence in the fortress and called it the City of David"
RedSpy: "And then David snorted Goliath like yonder cocaine"
SteelKomodo: how do we know it wasn't actually David Wulf?
Gooper Blooper: This is Ariel Award-level Ruined Forever
Gooper Blooper: the city of david hahahahaha

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Cornwind Evil: All my characters have a magic spell on them that keeps them from hurting a kitty through action, inaction, or collateral damage
Cornwind Evil: Toria is ruins and filled with unharmed kitties
Cornwind Evil: THIS IS CANON
Cornwind Evil: IF ANYONE SAYS OTHERWISE, I WILL FIRE THEM.
Cornwind Evil: OUT OF A CANNON.
Jumpropeman: Cornwind has been considered for Pet Fite 2, where all participants are cats
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo hides for fear of cannon
Harpyz: Carla's cat is both dead and alive
Jumpropeman: Schrodinger's City of Cats
Harpyz: You don't know which until
Harpyz: I open the box
RedSpy: I think its worse if all the cats are alive
RedSpy: They won't have food or owners anymore. Only ruins.
SteelKomodo: spy no D:
Cornwind Evil shoves Spy into his cannon.
Cornwind Evil: CLOSE ENOUGH.
Cornwind Evil: ......now how do I fire this thing
Jumpropeman: TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
RedSpy unhinges jaw
Gooper Blooper: PULL THE MOON OUT OF ITS ORBIT
RedSpy swallows cannon hole
Cornwind Evil: I think you sort of put a torch here and....what's this barrel of powdery black stu-
RedSpy swallows rest of cannon
Jumpropeman: "hole"
Cornwind Evil blows himself up by accident.
Cornwind Evil: ....well, that was unexpected
RedSpy: Yeah, the hole
RedSpy: Where the cannonballs come from
Jumpropeman: Spy is actually Yellow Wheeler
Cornwind Evil: I did not expect Spy to turn into the star of Anaconda
Cornwind Evil: That would be the barrel, Spy.
Jumpropeman: Yellow Wheeler is what Wheeler becomes when he collects the 7 Pizza Boxes
Gooper Blooper: he's trying to adapt to his own typos, work with him here
RedSpy: Nah JRM, that's the Hydreeler
RedSpy: All four people playing get a head to use
Harpy: oh my god
Gooper Blooper: control with the wiimote
Harpy: i am dying

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Cornwind Evil: Leprechaun 4: In Space
Saberwulf: pfff
Cornwind Evil: It had a large amount...of being in space
SteelKomodo: oh lawd that exists?!
Saberwulf: it does, actually
Cornwind Evil: It actually had a surprisingly badass line, considering it was being delivered by a killer leprechaun...in space.
Cornwind Evil: It's like the screenwriter briefly stepped away from the screen
Cornwind Evil: And his auteur friend decided to sit down and write a line for the script
Cornwind Evil: "Small though I am, mighty is my spirit when bloody battle calls. Come at me with what you will. Shoot me, stab me, kill me a hundred ways. Still I fight on. I am as eternal as the sun. I am a thousand demons from hell. Death and damage is my game, agony is my name!"
Cornwind Evil: ....strangely, the Leprechaun says this...to himself, while wandering around an empty hallway
Cornwind Evil: I guess he was practicing
SteelKomodo: pffffft
SteelKomodo: that line is so out of place it's hilarious
SteelKomodo: and I am saving it for later
Cornwind Evil: Still
Cornwind Evil: That is not the most ridiculous thing the films ever did
Cornwind Evil: That would be Leprechaun IN THE HOOD
Cornwind Evil: Where the Leprechaun...RAPPED

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CaughtSpy: So question
CaughtSpy: Would any of you buy a mod for Smash Bros that gives DK his cartoon voice
Jumpropeman: I would just play the show on the computer and try to match up the sounds with actions on screen
CaughtSpy: Buy, download, anything
CaughtSpy: So long as it replaces his final smash with his wonderful singing voice

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Gooper Blooper: After it's all over maybe the rest of the society that is freed from brain problems will team up with Carol and Hubert and Celestia or something and fix the ship
Jumpropeman: they can call it
Jumpropeman: the Temporary August
Gooper Blooper: The Everlasting October
SteelKomodo: ...I want to make this happen
Jumpropeman: The Kinda-Short December
Gooper Blooper: Blink-And-You-Miss-It February
SteelKomodo: I will have it happen, damn it
Cornwind Evil: Their sister ship was originally called the November To Remember
Jumpropeman: Average Length July
Gooper Blooper: (because 28 days ohohohoho)

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Cornwind Evil asked Chatzy to choose between Gemma's fine, Gemma's rattled, Gemma's hurt and the crash killed her. Chatzy chose: Gemma's rattled
Cornwind Evil: Had it picked the last one, I would have waited for SK's reaction and then gone JUST KIDDING
RubyChao: pfffft
Jumpropeman: Jewel Man needs to see Gemma with her diamond skin on
SteelKomodo: of course :P
RubyChao: ok that made me laugh
RedSpy: Like I said, CW, Gemma can't die. Not yet
SteelKomodo: ...jrm stop writing fanfic XD
RedSpy: She has to die on the battlefield at the hands of the crab army
RubyChao: she needs to die in stan's arms
RedSpy: Causing a horrible rift between Stan and 17 to hurt the crab more
RedSpy: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ZEPHYRUS IS RETIRED THIS IS THE ONLY PUNCHING BAG I HAVE LEFT

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Cornwind Evil: Reminds me
Cornwind Evil: I made a town in my D&D game
Cornwind Evil: Where I put down the Sarahkin
Cornwind Evil: AND Harpy
Cornwind Evil: I actually noted under Harpy's name "Not actually a harpy"
Cornwind Evil: Because the group was due to fight harpy monsters later
Cornwind Evil: I actually marked the harpies "Actually A Harpy" "Yes, Also A Harpy" "Actually A Cosplaying Bird"
Gooper Blooper: We've secretly replaced Harpy with an actual harpy. Let's see if anyone notices.

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Gooper Blooper: If anything I'd think Raw's strongest reaction to a pairing that happened while she was gone would not be Pitsuho but Dirksephine
Gooper Blooper: And rather than jealousy
Gooper Blooper: It's just "holy fuck what"
Jumpropeman: Stemma
Gooper Blooper: But it would be the biggest reaction
Jumpropeman: Ganley
RedSpy: Edbert
RubyChao: Edbert just sounds like a nerd
RubyChao: my gloria otp is still Glooks
Gooper Blooper: I still like the name 'Saralex'
Jumpropeman: Stella and Rain never really got a good shipping name
Gooper Blooper: but I'm biased
RubyChao: Strain
RedSpy: Nicky-Poo and Stel Stel
RedSpy: Or the Cake Eaters
RedSpy: I'M STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII​IILL IN A DREAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
RedSpy: CAKE EATEEEEEEEER
Jumpropeman: Praw
RedSpy: (Some days you go talk to Rain)
Gooper Blooper: Hardcore Praw
Jumpropeman: Raw x Pit = Rat
SteelKomodo: ...yeah, these are not good pairing names :<
RedSpy: Piwel
RedSpy: Jewet
RubyChao: oh god
RedSpy: . . . Those sound like shitty Pokemon
Cornwind Evil changed name to Gorilla Monsoon
Gorilla Monsoon: Will you stop.
Gorilla Monsoon changed name to Cornwind Evil
Cornwind Evil: OLD SCHOOL WRESTLING ANNOUNCERS, BABY
Gooper Blooper changed name to Art Donovan
SteelKomodo: XD
Cornwind Evil: No
Cornwind Evil: No GB
Cornwind Evil: Just no
Art Donovan: HEY HOW MUCH DOES DIS AUGMENT WEIGH
RedSpy changed name to KANG
Cornwind Evil: ARGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH​HHHHHHH
KANG: PUPPIES
Art Donovan: Yeah, he hiddem widda rock!
Cornwind Evil goes looking for some stairs for GB
KANG: (But)
KANG: (How much do the puppies weigh)
Art Donovan: Ya know what? I think The Society's gonna lose.

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Goops McMahon: makotwo: Wonder if we'll see Bowser fighting tonight. Hope so.
justin_brett: Bowser fighting in the women's division?
gooperblooper: Bowletta confirmed
brodehouse: legalize women's bowser

SteelKomodo: oh lawd XD
Jumpropeman: who is this gooperblooper guy? He sounds pretty cool
Goops McMahon: I don't know but he has great taste in usernames

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Goops McMahon: >​tables match
Goops McMahon: ENJOY THE RIDE
SteelKomodo: ...D:
RubyChao: i want to get off Mr. Bryn's Wild WVGCW
Goops McMahon: blue_chameleon: I HAVE 3 MONTHS OF CANNED FOOD READY

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Goops McMahon: I found actual chocolate wine in the grocery store yesterday
Saberwulf: Nice
Goops McMahon: I JUST MADE UP ALCOCOAHOL AS A JOKE
SteelKomodo: ...WANT
Goops McMahon: BUT IT'S REAL
SteelKomodo: WANT WANT WANT

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The Deleter: I drove after drinking like 2 cans of stella cider and then some water to try and compensate
The Deleter: At night
The Deleter: Scary times
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Goops McMahon: >​Stella cider
Goops McMahon: ruined
SteelKomodo: Pffffft

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Cornwind Evil: "Due to being on TBS in prime time on November 27, 1986, the worst threat Flair could throw at Nikita Koloff during their Starrcade match was, 'Now I'm gonna kick your butt, you son of a gun!'"
Goops McMahon: watch out we got a badass over here
Goops McMahon: ...oh god I just imagined Ariel yelling that at Horizon

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Goops McMahon: Broadcaster bazza87: TERRAMANIA IS RUNNIN' WILD, BROTHER
e_tap: TERRAFFIRMATIVE, BROTHER
herecomesthechief: BROTHERRRRRRRRR
raidenrising: JACK DUDE


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Cornwind Terrorizer: BULKLSHIT
Cornwind Terrorizer: BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHHUIU​TTT
Cornwind Terrorizer: ragrh
Harpy: bulk shit?
Harpy: ew
RedSpy: Terror lost didn't she
Cornwind Terrorizer: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cornwind Terrorizer: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO​OOOOO
Cornwind Terrorizer: BULLSHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT​TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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RedSpy: Ahahahahaha Lightning heel turn
Goops McMahon: Nah, Lightning did it under orders from Carmen
Goops McMahon: She's still nice but I V is sympathetic after that beatdown
RedSpy: So Lightning is pretty much being the mole?
Goops McMahon: Yes
Goops McMahon: Although she's already revealed her motives to Gero and Beacon
Goops McMahon: Who were, as shown a few eps ago, getting wary of Carmen
Harpy: "Gero and Bacon"
Harpy: that e makes all the difference
Goops McMahon: bacon strips and bacon strips and *sarah*

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Goops McMahon: One man's adventure with a wrestling sim
Cornwind Terrorizer: ....this sounds like a very strange game
Cornwind Terrorizer: Also very violent
Cornwind Terrorizer: And whoever programmed it doesn't seem to know wrestling is fake
RedSpy: I think its programmed by that one guy
RedSpy: Yes
RedSpy: Yes, its fucking MDickie I think
RedSpy: I knew it
RubyChao: Hahahah really
RedSpy: Wrestling MPire I thnk
RubyChao: I only remember him for both of The You Testaments
Saberwulf: Hahaha fuckin' MDickie
Goops McMahon: Another
Cornwind Terrorizer: His first name is Fucking?
Saberwulf: I was gonna make a joke but for the life of em I can't remember the full name of the guy from that slightly awful game I played once
Saberwulf: uhhhhh
Saberwulf: Aha, Garcia Fucking Hotspur
Cornwind Terrorizer: This game is amusingly broken

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Cornwind Terrorizer: it is now canon
Cornwind Terrorizer: Terra knew something fishy was going to happen at the end of that match
Cornwind Terrorizer: And she decided she just couldn't be bothered and took a dive
Cornwind Terrorizer: This is now canon
Goops McMahon: The match was non-title, they would have attacked Ivy even if she had lost
Goops McMahon: Terra was never in danger
RedSpy: The toilet told her
Cornwind Terrorizer: THIS IS NOW CANON
Cornwind Terrorizer has a vein bulging in his forehead.
Goops McMahon: NEXT TIME WILL BE DIFFERENT
Goops McMahon: R-E-D
Goops McMahon: #BELIEVE
Cornwind Terrorizer looks around for another flight of stairs.
Cornwind Terrorizer: Better idea
Cornwind Terrorizer: HEY ARIEL
Cornwind Terrorizer kills Ariel
Cornwind Terrorizer: IT SEEMS LIKE THE HOT NEW THING TO DO
Goops McMahon: Murders Ariel, gives Sarah enormous epic meals
RedSpy uses Healing Wish
Goops McMahon: YOU'RE PLAYING FAVORITES THERE CW
RubyChao: ariel's just putting the society over
RubyChao: how nice of her
Goops McMahon: gotta work the marks brother

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Cornwind Terrorizer: Anubis' power is designed so I have a lot of toys to play with moreso than to OP and OHKO
Cornwind Terrorizer: He's also fair.
Cornwind Terrorizer: If Construct 8 challenged him to a one on one fair fight
Cornwind Terrorizer: He'd take it and not crush him with a gesture
Cornwind Terrorizer: He'd use his other powers
RubyChao: interesting
Harpy: as he pretty much can control anything with kinetic energy, or rather potential energy (because you know, potential energy TURNS into kinetic energy when the object is in motion)
Cornwind Terrorizer: If Utsuho did so
Jumpropeman: Construct 8, challenge him, and everyone vote against him!
RubyChao: Fite Yer Anubis
Cornwind Terrorizer: He'd fight in a way so that he didn't shut down all her powers instantly
Harpy: watch as the 1 vote fucks him over
Cornwind Terrorizer: Heck, if ARIEL did so
Harpy: i sort of want a sad carlos v. anubis fight but that won't happen
Cornwind Terrorizer: He'd stop using nearly all his powers and fight her hand to hand
RubyChao: watch as utsuho's too busy fighting raw
Jumpropeman: Carlos obviously has to fight Acid Jackrabbit
Jumpropeman: screaming for her to join his side
Jumpropeman: and as his powers go crazy from Alpha
Jumpropeman: he does something he will always regret...
RubyChao: what if
RubyChao: STAG BEETLE challenged him
Cornwind Terrorizer: Anubis:.....*tosses a tiny bolt of electricity to see what happens*
Harpy: i was saving Alpha for marvin
RubyChao: and then stag beetle suplexes anubis off the side of a cliff
RubyChao: KO
RubyChao: BEETLE WINS
Cornwind Terrorizer: The joke characters always win

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RubyChao: Eventually we'll just have every characters in the entire RP in the BBB
RubyChao: (the next day will be quite quiet)
Jumpropeman: EVEN CONRAD
RedSpy: YARRR
Jumpropeman: *baby chuck*

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Saberwulf: What is that a spoiler for
Saberwulf: If it's for Transmet I'll punch'a your buns
Cornwind Terrorizer: Do not look at these spoilers Wulf
RubyChao: Planetary
RubyChao: it's not Transmet
Cornwind Terrorizer: They are not for Transmet they are for Planetary
Harpy: but he lacks the buns
Cornwind Terrorizer: I happen to have very very large buns Harpy!
Cornwind Terrorizer: .....please forget I said that
RedSpy: |___)___)wind
Jumpropeman: he baked them this morning!
Harpy: well i have big buns too
RedSpy: . . . Wait, I think that's a fart

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Saberwulf: Oh god Harpy is suddenly following my dumb blog
Harpy: you just found out? :U

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Jumpropeman: "GEEZE OH FRIEND OF MINE, I SURE AM HAVING FUN ON RP. I WILL KEEP MENTIONING IT UNTIL YOU INQUIRE ABOUT IT SOME MORE, DID I MENTION YOU SHOULD CHECK IT OUT?" is my approach direct enough, or am I being too subtle?
RedSpy: No, JRM
RedSpy: You're doing it wrong
RedSpy: Drag them to the computer, slam their face into the monitor
RedSpy: And just whisper "reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead"
RubyChao: ^
Goops McMahon: I got Chao to start reading ZFRP simply by telling him the most ludicrous parts
RubyChao: he did
Goops McMahon: Like Sarah leaping eighty feet into the air with a float spell to smash the windshield of a helicopter
RedSpy: A helicopter that contained a power armored, evil-fuelled Alberto Del Wily
Goops McMahon: His response was something like "this is absolutely ridiculous, where can I read it"

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RubyChao: i can acknowledge 17 if you want
RedSpy: Eh, I'll handle it
Jumpropeman: *Victor kicks 17 out of the way to sit down*
Jumpropeman: BLOODY HATE CRABS!
Jumpropeman: WORST CREATURES EVER!
Goops McMahon: *it makes a koopa shellkick noise*
Jumpropeman: Cancerians shift their attention from the society to victor
Jumpropeman: and that is how we lost to the society *closes book*
Goops McMahon: chao you ruined everything

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Jumpropeman: *i hope my vague references to a "roleplay forum" doesn't make my friend think I frequent a Roleplaying fetish forum*
Saberwulf: Explain it as collaborative writing
Saberwulf: That's what I did until I stopped and said "Wait you're an anime shipper you know what I mean when I say 'roleplay'"
RedSpy: I for one love getting freaky in my Zephyrus fursuit
RedSpy: It involves a lot of crying and apologizing

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Jumpropeman: spy, you NEED a character profile post. Ricard's name is so inconsistent, you must set it straight!
Goops McMahon: GABESPY WHEN IS PROFILE POST EPISODE 3 RELEASING
RubyChao: i think its like
RubyChao: ricardo calls himself that, but leo doesn't feel the need to pump his ego so he sticks with ricard
Jumpropeman: well, it is appropriate the guy who RPs as Valve characters delays like this
Draco: Snrk
RedSpy: ^ @ RC
RedSpy: Only Ricard cares enough to call himself Ricardo
RubyChao: but if spy is gabe
RubyChao: does that make gooper jensen
RedSpy: W-what no
RedSpy: Gooper likes me ;-;
RedSpy: We're bestest buddies
Harpy: you say as goops plans your demise
Harpy: no, he's MY bestest buddy
RubyChao: no he's mine
Goops McMahon: WE ARE NOT A TAG TEAM
RedSpy: D:
RedSpy left the chat
Goops McMahon: don't make me choose
Harpy: we all know you'd choose draco, goops
Jumpropeman: since I did not attempt to make the claim, I am Gooper's best buddy by default

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