Saberwulf: Oh, Sir Del
TheDeleter: aye
TheDeleter: post in CoL got it
Saberwulf: You read my mind hahaha
Saberwulf: Also Bennett failed a grapple check so he might get shot in the skull
TheDeleter: i'll do it right after i finish this powerpoint, write about a thousand words about levels and figure out how to make camstudio not suck shit
TheDeleter: nah screw it
TheDeleter: i'll do it now
Saberwulf: Hey man, take your time. It's chill
Saberwulf: Things are frosty like Sub Zero
Saberwulf: Ice to meet you
Saberwulf: I ran out of jokes
TheDeleter: you've truly broken the ice
Saberwulf: That joke's such low-hanging fruit it's Antarctic
TheDeleter: I'm gonna go help bennet
TheDeleter: he's a cool dude
Saberwulf: Cheng rageeee
TheDeleter: don't want him frozen out of the adventure already
TheDeleter: it'd be cold of you
Saberwulf: I'm going to vomit
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SteelKomodo: so a pony thread simulator lead me to this
SteelKomodo: let's fuck around with it
RedSpy: Zephyrus - Victim - Assailant - Oceanus
RedSpy: OH NO ITS MR. O
SteelKomodo: D:
RedSpy: Rain - Embarrassed - Stella
RedSpy: "N-not right now, Stel-Stel ;-; "
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...I put Dirk and Josephine in there
SteelKomodo: do
SteelKomodo: do I dare tell what I got?
RedSpy: Do it SK do it
SteelKomodo: um
SteelKomodo: Dirk - Best Couple - Josephine
RedSpy: PFFFFT
RedSpy: . . . Crazy theory #7 confirmed
RedSpy: Celestia - Former Lover - Skeiron
RedSpy: SKEIRON IS MR. SARAH'S DAD IN A ROBIT BODY
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: THE SCANDAL
SteelKomodo: Pit - Comrades - Aurora
SteelKomodo: friendzoned, but still buddies :3
RedSpy: Skeiron: "costume play friend" of Zephyrus, friend of Oceanus, embarrassed by Browny, and former lover of the Martian
RedSpy: Zephyrus and Sine . . . no link?
RedSpy: Bad future
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Chatsephine joined the chat
SteelKomodo: eyo Josephine
RedSpy: Ey Josephine!
Chatsephine: oh hey
Chatsephine: Was just typing random chat rooms into google
SteelKomodo: of course :P
Chatsephine: Long as I'm here, why not solicit personal advice from random strangers
Chatsephine: no way this could go wrong
SteelKomodo: what do you need help with?
Chatsephine: My sis is telling me to sign up for some dumb blind date thing. I'm worried I'll get some creep, but she wants me to get out more. What do I do?
RedSpy: Do it. It'll be Dirk on the other end
Chatsephine: oh god this is totally something that guy would sign up for
SteelKomodo: don't listen to him, Josephine
Chatsephine: I still think he's kinda creepy for that whole hitting on my mom thing, but he's okay I guess
SteelKomodo: well, I think there should be a thing on those sites that lets you check the people asking you or stuff
Chatsephine: There's a 'SNEAK PREVIEW' after you get assigned a date, but their looks and stuff are kept secret
SteelKomodo: so if you don't think that guy is a match, then just refuse
SteelKomodo: oh
Chatsephine: Like, it could say 'Likes long walks on the beach' and it's a fiddler crab
SteelKomodo: well, you can judge based on the sneak previews, I guess
RedSpy: I knew there was a reason why I got hooked up with Ganimes that one time
Chatsephine: It's tough being in an all-inclusive species world
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Chatsephine: Still, I'm bored out of my skull on this ship, so I guess I might as well give it a shot
Chatsephine: What could possibly go wrong?
SteelKomodo: yeah, I was gonna say
Chatsephine: fuck I jinxed it
SteelKomodo: you could try and do it, if you think if it could make things more interesting
Chatsephine: Guess so
RedSpy: What could possibly go wrong? I dunno, maybe Bubsy
Chatsephine: Thanks guys
SteelKomodo: no probs
RedSpy: Good luck!
Chatsephine: IF THAT CAT IS ON THIS SHIP I'LL SHOOT EM
Chatsephine left the chat
SteelKomodo: ...I forgot about Bubsy D:
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: Just missed a visit from Josephine, of all the rotten luck
Gooper Blooper: (this is canon)
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RedSpy: , , , Hoo boy, Goops, you won't like this
RedSpy: Sine - Strip Friend - Skeiron
Gooper Blooper: "FRIENDSHIP WITH BREADIFITS"
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFFFFFT
RedSpy: Zephyrus - Senior - Junior - Air Man. Good job generator, you've discovered character age progression
SteelKomodo: Dirk - Evil - Justice - Alex
SteelKomodo: welp
SteelKomodo: FITE YER MATES
Cornwind Evil: Sine: This engine abruptly became very weird.
SteelKomodo: ...this is scary, because I actually have some backstory planned for the angel bros
Gooper Blooper: I got Sarah = Victim and Food = Assailant
Gooper Blooper: it's the other way around, generator
SteelKomodo: and it involves a sort of stigma against knights
SteelKomodo: basically, it wasn't the angels doing the purging
SteelKomodo: if anyone remembers that "Purges" thing Fyrros was on about
RedSpy: Ooh, purges!
Gooper Blooper almost makes a Josephine joke but decides it's going too fat
Gooper Blooper: ..."going too fat"
Gooper Blooper: the absolute worst freudian slip typo
SteelKomodo: XD
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(An episode of VGCW ends with Little Mac making an appearance after a five-month absence)
RedSpy: HE;S VACK
TheDeleter: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
RedSpy: GE"S ZAXK
RedSpy: HE'S BACK'
RedSpy: ICAN;T EVEN TPYE RIGHT NOW
RedSpy: LITTLE MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAC!
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Gooper Blooper sets up the Correlation Generator again
Gooper Blooper: "Dirk - friend - large butt"
Gooper Blooper: "Josephine - embarrassed - large butt"
SteelKomodo: seems legit
TheDeleter: well then
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Gooper Blooper wonders if anyone saw the joke in Shroud's dialogue yet
SteelKomodo: I didn't see the joke, sadly
Gooper Blooper: "THIS CRAFT IS BEING PLIED AROUND THE WORLD IN 18 LANGUAGES AND 110 COUNTRIES"
TheDeleter: you son of a bitch gewps
Gooper Blooper: it came to me when writing the post
Gooper Blooper: and there was no turning back
SteelKomodo: God damn it Goops XD
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Butt: Today I convinced a friend that Hulk Hogan was a character from the Hobbit
SteelKomodo: ...what and how XD
Butt: One of my friends had never read The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings, so another friend was dumping a ton of Tolkien info on them
Butt: And at one point I added "Then they meet Hulk Hogan and all his little Hulkamaniacs"
SteelKomodo: what
Butt: And said never-read-it friend was like "Okay, they meet Hogan, what happens next?"
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha brilliant
Butt: She wondered why the hell we were laughing so much, and then we had to explain to her what Hulk Hogan was
Butt: (Imagine a guy made of leather with a walrus 'stache and 24-inch pythons)
SteelKomodo: XD
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SteelKomodo: Sonic Bombs, chaps
SteelKomodo: never be without 'em
Gooper Blooper: Celestia sells those
TheDeleter: SONIC BOOM
SteelKomodo: yeeeesssssss
Gooper Blooper: They're made from recordings of Sarah the day of the wedding announcements
SteelKomodo: XD
Butt: xD
TheDeleter: she weaponised sarah's screams
TheDeleter: that's horrific
TheDeleter: and amazing
TheDeleter: about 50/50
Gooper Blooper: squee bombs
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Cornwind Evil: Charming
Cornwind Evil: I come in and someone's named Butt
Butt: | ) )
TheDeleter: hullo cw
Gooper Blooper: CW has a long and proud history of entering the chat at bizarre moments
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Cornwind Evil: Hey British Bros, can I do something in regards to this monster hunt? Specifically at the end?
Gooper Blooper: THE LORD COLLECTS THE BEAR'S CORPSE
Cornwind Evil: No
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Butt: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/12/the_8_most_awkward_berenstain_bears_books.php
Gooper Blooper: The cover for Papa Bear Is A Racist will forever be legendary
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Gooper Blooper: I can't wait until 17 rolls a 17
SteelKomodo: That would be amazing
RedSpy: Can I just make that his version of a 21, and just make 21 another 1 for him *SHOT*
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: That's actually a pretty great idea
RedSpy: Oh, really? Awesome
Gooper Blooper: Maybe have 21 and 17 switch effectiveness so 21 is still a good roll
Gooper Blooper: because TRADITION DAMMIT I LOVE ME MY 21s
RedSpy: BAH GAWD KING ITS A 21
Gooper Blooper: I'M GOOPS MCMAHON DAMMIT
Gooper Blooper: THAT'S THE LORD'S MUSIC! BAH GAWD WIDOW MAKER IS BROKEN IN HALF
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SteelKomodo: Found this: "What If you were roommates with the protagonist of the last game you played?"
SteelKomodo: Mine is Superman from Injustice. Regular Supes would be pretty cool. Regime Supes, though... D:
RedSpy: That Isaac kid's a real weirdo, you know? Cries a ton, refuses to put on clothes, keeps showing me all these disturbing drawings about his mommy issues. Hell, I don't even know if he's old enough to be a tenant!
RedSpy: I tried to ask him to take some of his toys to the basement and he just shut down like he was hit by a taser. Fucking weird
TheDeleter: i think i wouldn't be roomates with the giants of Reus
TheDeleter: they'd be my house
TheDeleter: and they wouldn't be happy with how messy everything is
TheDeleter: sorry guys :(
Gooper Blooper: "Nikki, why not talk to me once in a while instead of these constant notes"
Gooper Blooper: "are you mute"
Gooper Blooper: "...you are"
Gooper Blooper: "oh god I'm so sorry"
TheDeleter: haha
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Draco: Suddenly, the bear turns into Goops' next character, Bear-ah.
Gooper Blooper: That bear is far too tall to be sarah
Draco: Turns out Clawde is his uncle.
SteelKomodo: Pffft
RedSpy: I read that as Clawde is Sarah's uncle
RedSpy: Also Sarah is a bear
Gooper Blooper: NO MORE SARAHKIN PLS
Gooper Blooper: I CAN'T HANDLE THIS MUCH FINAL FANTASY GIRLS
SteelKomodo: Pfffft
Gooper Blooper: They're spilling out everywhere oh god
SteelKomodo: You're gonna have to bear with me, guys
SteelKomodo: Random.org's being a bit of a dick ATM
SteelKomodo rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Gooper Blooper: there you go, Chatzy can save you
SteelKomodo: That's gonna have to do
Draco: Uncles can't be girls.
Draco: HA HA HA! "Bear" with you. =p
Draco: Turns out Sarah is a bear and her uncle is a crab. Celestia is actually the MLP character and Josephine is Marvin the Robot from Hitchhiker's Guide.
Gooper Blooper: Ariel is the mermaid, Harpy was right all along
RedSpy: I thought Marvin was Zephyrus after a de-armament and a lot more optimism breaking
Draco: Zephyrus IS Josephine.
Draco: Josephine is FF-verse Air Man.
Gooper Blooper: you can't beat josephine
RedSpy: So all this time he's just been a concerned daughter looking out for his mom, and the warriors of light are a family operation + Erebus.
Gooper Blooper: EREBUS WAS SARAH'S DAD THE WHOLE TIME
TheDeleter: whu
TheDeleter: bu
TheDeleter: that throws jonesy's role into question here
TheDeleter: i demand all the answers
RedSpy: No Goops, Skeiron was Sarah's dad the whole time
TheDeleter: WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME
RedSpy: Unless . . . oh my god
RedSpy: SKEIRON IS EREBUS
Draco: Skeirebus.
Draco: And Joneslestia.
Draco: Bearah, Josephyrus, and Draco-in-a-Sine-Wig are their offspring.
Gooper Blooper: Conrad: The Fifth Sarahkin
Draco: =o Dovahkin!
Draco: "CAKE-RO-DAH!"
RedSpy: Imagine the Skyrim theme
RedSpy: Entirely sung by Cookie Monster going "om nom nom"
Draco: No wonder Sarah defeated Draco way back when.
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Draco: Hey, I have a question for you Brave Bear Butchers.
Draco: Does this typo "The gardener, a gangly knoll with a scraggly bear" mean that the garden is guarded by a bear and is also attacked by a bear? IS THE GARDENER'S BEAR EATING THE HONEY?
RedSpy: pfffffffffffffffffft
Cornwind Evil: God darn it Draco
Cornwind Evil: I just saw that typo myself
Cornwind Evil: You stole my typo.
TheDeleter: ffffffffff
Gooper Blooper: Why on earth did I take the typo at face value and figured the gardener had a tiny pet bear for no reason
SteelKomodo: Whoops
SteelKomodo: I meant to say beard
SteelKomodo: Although that was kinda cool, Goops :3
Gooper Blooper: Typos happen, especially on FUCKING TOUCHSCREEN DEVICES
Draco: Don't change it. It's funnier if he has a pet bear.
SteelKomodo: Sorry, Draco, but I must
SteelKomodo: For the good of posting consistency and for the good of my sanity
Draco: He knicks a little honey every day to feed his bear.
SteelKomodo: There
SteelKomodo: Pffft
Draco: He took a little too much though and the company began losing money. The giant bear wasn't actually the culprit; it was just in the wrong place at the wrong time and got murdered for its bad luck.
SteelKomodo: ...damn it Draco
SteelKomodo: You just made me sad :(
RedSpy: God damnit Nappa xD
Gooper Blooper: But what about the claw marks
RedSpy: Wolverine was taking a piss in the wrong neighborhood
Draco: ...um...
Gooper Blooper: Do Bears Piss In The Woods
Draco: Where else would they?
Gooper Blooper: On this poor sap's honey ranch
Draco: Clearly, the little bear was a little too enthusiastic about getting his treat.
Draco: And scratched up the hives.
Draco: He's just a little guy, but he's so excited to get honey.
The Lord's music?
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVwltRnzKtE