Gooper Blooper: And here we go with another ridiculous online generator
SteelKomodo: ooh
SteelKomodo: ...Thomas = shaved?
SteelKomodo: that's bullshit, man D:<
Gooper Blooper: Sarah = throb, SARAH = Smirk, and sarah = porno
SteelKomodo: i haven't shaved yet!
Gooper Blooper: oh dear
SteelKomodo: ...XD:
Gooper Blooper: Widow Maker = Super Honest
Gooper Blooper: that's actually true
SteelKomodo: Celestia and Alex would have a goddamn freakout
SteelKomodo: ...Dirk = Love
SteelKomodo: Hmmmm...
Gooper Blooper: :3
SteelKomodo: much :3
Gooper Blooper: widow maker low caps = inadequacy
Gooper Blooper: baby form, maybe
Gooper Blooper: And all caps is Super Expert
Gooper Blooper: Ariel Sierra = Armpit Hair
Gooper Blooper: get a shave, you hippy
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Josephine = Detention
Gooper Blooper: bad things happen to sadsephine
SteelKomodo: :<
Gooper Blooper: ...Sadsephine = Outstanding
SteelKomodo: Nick = Mud
TheDeleter: Jonesy = accuse
SteelKomodo: D:
TheDeleter: Delmond = splendor
Gooper Blooper: Stel-Stel = talented
SteelKomodo: d'aaaw :3
Gooper Blooper: Zephyrus = technical
TheDeleter: Amanda = glamour
TheDeleter: aw yeeeeee
Gooper Blooper: so much glam
Gooper Blooper: bitches don't even know
SteelKomodo: Nicky-poo = Dignified
Gooper Blooper: Draco = prank
Gooper Blooper: how fitting
SteelKomodo: yeah, right :P
Gooper Blooper: Skeiron = Skillful
Gooper Blooper: ennnnh
Gooper Blooper: Gloria = flatus
Gooper Blooper googles "flatus"
Gooper Blooper: It means fart
SteelKomodo: lesse what happens when I put Dirk's full name in- XD:
Gooper Blooper: that wasn't very nice, generator
SteelKomodo: High Tension
SteelKomodo: ...I'm above that joke
TheDeleter: lol
Gooper Blooper: oh good lord
Gooper Blooper: Dr. Rabbit
Gooper Blooper: just, just punch it in yourself
SteelKomodo: try Pit Angelos
SteelKomodo: I dare ye
SteelKomodo: ...DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD:
Gooper Blooper: Pit's sounds about accurate considering his fangirl swarm
SteelKomodo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELIp1G4mZPE
Gooper Blooper: Josephine in low caps = superhero
Gooper Blooper: HERE SHE COMES TO SAVE THE DAY
SteelKomodo: YAY =D
Gooper Blooper: Missingno. = Pestilence
Gooper Blooper: Without the dot at the end it becomes Muscleman
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Erebus = Serious
Gooper Blooper: extremely fitting
Gooper Blooper: Pech = Lewd
Gooper Blooper: not so fitting
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Antoinette = Intercourse
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: Pech does not approve
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: what
Gooper Blooper: Or maybe he does, I don't know anymore
SteelKomodo: also Shuma-Gorath = Highest award
Gooper Blooper: "EXACTLY WHAT I DESERVE!"
SteelKomodo: "I'd like to thank myself for being such an inspiring multi-dimensional horror..." *sniff*
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Cornwind Evil: Sine=Sink?????
Cornwind Evil: ????????
SteelKomodo: XD
TheDeleter: welp
Gooper Blooper: As in she has everything but the kitchen sink in her meteor home?
Cornwind Evil: Sine X. Cosine=MENSTRUATION?!?!?!
Cornwind Evil: Sine: OCEANUS!!!! DID YOU PROGRAM THIS DAMN THING!!!!!
Gooper Blooper: Still better than sarah = porno
SteelKomodo: XDXDXDXDXDXD:
Cornwind Evil: Raw=Hug
Cornwind Evil: Yeah she needs one
SteelKomodo: :3
Cornwind Evil: Aurora Klenn=Outstanding
SteelKomodo: bbl, hygene fo realz
SteelKomodo: ...d'aaaw
Cornwind Evil: Outstanding means more than one thing too
Cornwind Evil: LordOfTheNight all mashed together to fit= ACHIEVEMENT
Cornwind Evil: "This program IS accurate."
TheDeleter: the only thing he achieved was to piss the bar off >:I
Gooper Blooper: He killed a marlin
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Cornwind Evil: My latest dream gave me an interesting idea for a curse
TheDeleter: go on
Cornwind Evil: The curse of attracting large vehicles (it needs a better name)
Cornwind Evil: Basically it seemed like some evil force attempted to thwart me by cursing my clothes so that any vehicle larger than a car would basically become possessed by psychotic poltergeists and destroy themselves and anything between me and them trying to get to me
Cornwind Evil: The problem is of course there are PEOPLE in these vehicles as well...
TheDeleter: that's
TheDeleter: bizarre
Gooper Blooper: Sounds like someone needs to consult their dream dictionary
Cornwind Evil: And by 'destroy themselves', I mean literally bend themselves out of shape to try and 'get me' if I was standing next to them
Gooper Blooper: Maximum Overdrive II: Clothes Encounters
Cornwind Evil: BOOOOOOOOOOO
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TheDeleter: I TOLD YOU TO PLAY WITH YOUR TOYS
TheDeleter: NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED
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TheDeleter: i'm pretty sure Nintendo is going to go with Other M Samus for their next smash game because it's her most recent one
TheDeleter: they tend to do that
SteelKomodo: and then her final smash is THE BABY
RedSpy: . . . I'm sorry
RedSpy: But when I heard that
RedSpy: I imagined her grabbing a baby and brutally bashing somebody's skull in with it for her final smash
SteelKomodo: better than FUCK YOU, at least
TheDeleter: no that would be awesome
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SteelKomodo: So anyway, I'm kinda stuck on this dungeon
SteelKomodo: Although that might mostly be my fault
RedSpy: D:
SteelKomodo: See, I chose the class that was good at melee combat
SteelKomodo: But that means my MP is kinda low
SteelKomodo: Unfortunately, the dungeon has skeleton knights that love to counter my attacks
SteelKomodo: And I have to freeze them to get any hits in
SteelKomodo: On top of that, they seem to have quite a lot of health
SteelKomodo: Guess what happens quite a bit when fighting these guys
Gooper Blooper: According to the Final Fantasy Wiki
Gooper Blooper: You should attack the skeletons from behind so they can't counter you
TheDeleter: JUSTICE
TheDeleter: FROM BEHIND
Gooper Blooper: JUSTICE, CONTROLLING THE WAIST
Gooper Blooper: JUSTICE, WITH THE HEADLOCK
TheDeleter: OH DON'T DO THIS
Gooper Blooper: what's he gonna do here what's he gonna do here?!
TheDeleter: wat r skeletons
Gooper Blooper: a miserable little pile of counters
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SteelKomodo: oh god damnit, started searching for Serebii.net and accidentally typed Sarah instead
SteelKomodo: CURSE YE GOOPS D:<
Saberwulf: pff
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The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: Reading Creepypasta, see this in the first paragraph
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: I was checking my phone, and I saw that there was a new version of Angry Birds available for free. I felt excited! The title was called "Angry Birds: Ben's Revenge." Weird name for a game, since Ben was a Zelda character and was owned by Nintendo
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: No. Stop.
Saberwulf: ahahaha what the fuck
Saberwulf: Because it's not like anyone else could be named Ben
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: That's not even how Ben Drowned worked
SteelKomodo: oh my god
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: You fucking idiot do you even read
SteelKomodo: the laziness charts are through the roof
TheDeleter: fish in a barrel
SteelKomodo: the roof: 1992 - 2013
SteelKomodo: ;_;
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: This is even worse than those Pokemon creepypastas where they call the main character Ash and find Arceus in Pokemon Red and shit like that
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The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: I'm proud to say that, with Oceanus finally taking the wheel as flagship robot of my chars, there will be a 300% increase in punchsports
Saberwulf: aw yiss
Cornwind Evil: Oceanus should make like Toriko and learn how to kick
Cornwind Evil: And only do a kick in the most dire of circumstances
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: HERESY
Cornwind Evil: Hey, viva la difference!
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Gooper Blooper: Meet Virgil
Gooper Blooper: he is very lonely
SteelKomodo: aw :<
TheDeleter: :<
SteelKomodo: poor guy
Gooper Blooper: dem anecdotes
Saberwulf: Aww
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Saberwulf: Dwarves from The Hobbit hanging with Fraggles from Fraggle Rock
Saberwulf: I wish to hang these on my wall
SteelKomodo: ...XD
Saberwulf: "And they became friends and sang songs and ate radishes. And nobody had to die."
Gooper Blooper: happy end
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Gooper Blooper: BOOBOOBOOTLEG BOOTLEG
Gooper Blooper: BOOBOOBOOBOOBOOTLEG
SteelKomodo: GHOST BOOTLEG
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Gooper Blooper: http://www.seekingfocus.com/travelsickness/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/20100902_11421.jpg
SteelKomodo: BULGRAVE NO D:
SteelKomodo: WE THOUGHT YOU REFORMED
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TheDeleter: in Thursday Fight Night, the apocalypse world game i am running on SA
TheDeleter: one of the players is a robot death bike piloted by a homicidal AI
TheDeleter: it is currently in the arena killing things
TheDeleter: i introduce this
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: . . . PFFFFFFFT
TheDeleter: as another death robot
Gooper Blooper: it's beautiful
TheDeleter: the death cycle's response?
Gooper Blooper: *Celestia sheds a single tear*
TheDeleter: The machine barely noticed the fire from the convict's weapons, though several of its internal systems reported damage. So caught up in the short cries of terror that came from the convicts, its systems only registered the Chuggernaut's massive shovel-claw until it was nearly right on top of it. Quickly turning to the side, Honcho went into a skin, just barely managing to avoid being crushed. As the mechanical behemoth enters its optical receptors, Honcho found itself floored.
Those hydraulics.. Those hard, sharp angles..! That luminescent, head-light stare! Honcho had two categories in its memory banks: Kill Now and Kill Later. It had to create a new category for the beautiful and deadly hunk of metal before it. Its voice modulator buzzed to life, the AI frantically searching its memory banks for something romantic.
ODE: AT LAST.
MY LOVE HAS COME ALONG.
MY LONELY DAYS ARE OVER.
AND LIFE IS A SONG.
ERROR: THIS UNIT IS AN AI. AND DOES NOT LIVE.
OH YEAH. YEAH.
AT LAST.
PLEAD: MY SWEET. MY BELOVED. WITH YOU AT THE SIDE OF THIS UNIT. THIS UNIT IS CAPABLE OF ANYTHING. BABY. LET US KILL THE HUMANS. TOGETHER.
Gooper Blooper: :3
TheDeleter: then he rolled to, and i quote, "seduce the Chuggernaut"
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: . . . D'awwwwwwwwXD
TheDeleter: sadly he failed so I cannot give Honcho what he wants
Gooper Blooper: nooooooo
The Fucking Dog From Duck Hunt: ;A;
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Gooper Blooper: you know you live in the sticks when you're looking forward to an exciting road trip to Wal-Mart
Gooper Blooper: that's how little there is here
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: I can sympathize, man
SteelKomodo: I live in the sticks when I'm not up in Sheffield, so any chance to get out the house and do stuff is fine by me
Gooper Blooper: Like, last year, I was walking the dog and a Pizza Hut delivery truck went by
Gooper Blooper: And I was like "holy mother of fuck we have pizza delivery now?"
Gooper Blooper: it was brand new
Gooper Blooper: Before 2012 you had to call up fast food places and have them mash their burgers into pizza-shaped objects, then deliver them to you via rock
Gooper Blooper: like the pioneers
SteelKomodo: pffffft XD
TheDeleter: two sticks AND a rock
TheDeleter: and i bet they share the rock
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Gooper Blooper: it's beautiful
SteelKomodo: what
SteelKomodo: aaaaaaaaa
TheDeleter: that's horrifying
TheDeleter: what the hell
SteelKomodo: who put the YouTube Poop filter on those Arthur episodes?
Gooper Blooper: insert Dr. Conners joke here
Erebus was timed out 8 minutes ago
SteelKomodo: who
SteelKomodo: who even makes these?
SteelKomodo: and moreover, how do people fall for it?
Gooper Blooper: The end of the spiderman video gives some credits - looks like a "company" gets the licenses and does the "work"
Gooper Blooper: I actually have something sort of like this - a personalized book
Gooper Blooper: You gave the company your kids' name and the names of a couple of their friends/siblings and favorite activities, and they shoved them into the book
Gooper Blooper: So I've got this twenty-year-old book about me going on an adventure with Simba, Timon and Pumbaa
Gooper Blooper: they didn't paste any photos into it though
SteelKomodo: whaaaaaaaaat
SteelKomodo: oh my god this stuff exists
SteelKomodo: and it sounds exactly like bad fan fiction
Gooper Blooper: it's existed for longer than you've been alive
SteelKomodo: oi
SteelKomodo: I was born in 1992, mate, and...
SteelKomodo: ...how long has this company being going?
Gooper Blooper: I'm guessing I didn't get in on the ground floor
SteelKomodo: gimme a sec *runs off*
Gooper Blooper: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personalized_books
Gooper Blooper: 1981 for books
SteelKomodo: apparently they started in the year 2000
SteelKomodo: oh
SteelKomodo: so yeah, longer than I have been alive
SteelKomodo: but I don't think I'd have wanted to be alive in the 80's - it looks trippy as all fuck
Gooper Blooper: we lived the 80s
Gooper Blooper: just in a different way
TheDeleter: haha
SteelKomodo: oh god it's not just books and DVD's
SteelKomodo: there's music CD's and interactive storybooks too and aaaarrghlblblblbbllblbl
Gooper Blooper: oh god music
Gooper Blooper: "Say hello to my friend-" "MR. BLACK."
Gooper Blooper: Annnnd someone uploaded the whole thing
Gooper Blooper: 15 whole minutes. Hope they didn't pay too much
Saberwulf joined the chat
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: also hi wulf
Saberwulf: Evening people
Gooper Blooper: Evening wulf
Gooper Blooper: behold the horror of PERSONALIZED DVDS
TheDeleter: hey wulf
SteelKomodo: ...please tell me the studio behind the actual cartoon was not in on this
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Saberwulf: Look what I found at Goodwill today
Saberwulf: Look at that top line right there
Saberwulf: It's beautiful
SteelKomodo: YESSSSS
Gooper Blooper: there better be mechsposition out the ass
SteelKomodo: Dirk: Now, how did the Incans manage to build giant robots...?
Gooper Blooper: A DIRK PATT NOVEL
SteelKomodo: Pit: Dirk please no D:
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