N Goat: For your viewing pleasure: Father Squid typed into the origin generator equals Horse manure
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: poor guy
N Goat: huh, now this one is interesting
N Goat: PURNIMA seen from the side: CUNNING
SteelKomodo: ooh
SteelKomodo: Dirk = Dirt
TheDeleter: jonesy = dreary????? lies!
SteelKomodo: pffft, totes saw that coming
N Goat: More Origin Gen: Alice=Slimy
SteelKomodo: ...I regret putting Eddie in D:
TheDeleter: um
TheDeleter: Amanda got
TheDeleter: er
TheDeleter: yeah i echo sk's sentiment
N Goat: Sister Alice=Cute Cutie
N Goat: I think I'm done here
SteelKomodo: LIES D:<
RedSpy: PFFFFFFFT
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TheDeleter: here is my idea
TheDeleter: we redo dominic deegan but with waluigi and also good
TheDeleter: COMIC 1
TheDeleter: panel 1, waluigi sitting at a table with a crystal ball and a clock on the background
Gooper Blooper: WALUIGI DRAW YOUR WEB COMIC
TheDeleter: panel 2, closeup of waluigi's head/face, looking super bored
TheDeleter: panel 3 back to the same layout as panel 1
TheDeleter: "Waluigi hates this."
SteelKomodo: ...YESSSSSSSS
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Gooper Blooper: I went on a shopping trip this morning/afternoon
Gooper Blooper: Got two new vidya
Gooper Blooper: The first is Lego Star Wars III, for the Wii
Gooper Blooper: It came with a free Jango Fett bobblehead
SteelKomodo: woot!
Gooper Blooper: And as for the second...
Gooper Blooper: I think we all knew eventually someone here was going to crack and do it
Gooper Blooper: well I done did it
Gooper Blooper: Second game is WWE Smackdown vs Raw 2008
RedSpy: IT BEGINS
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
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Gooper Blooper: Last summer, my mom and I were taking a road trip and we passed this house that had one heck of a porch decoration
Gooper Blooper: http://25.media.tumblr.com/b49c1d440a79a4ba33b8d32e5b131a87/tumblr_mj47o2QAEk1s5vdiho1_500.jpg
TheDeleter: ronald's retirement home
Gooper Blooper: http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4cf770f480ca6d9e1340d4c58393dd4/tumblr_mj47o2QAEk1s5vdiho2_500.jpg
SteelKomodo: ...D:
RedSpy: I read that as Roland's retirement home
SteelKomodo gets It flashbacks.
TheDeleter: NO
Gooper Blooper: ROLAN
TheDeleter: NOT THE ZOOM
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RedSpy: Horses themselves can witness your theft and report you to the authorities, just like a regular NPC. If you want to steal a horse out of a group but they can see each other, you can rotate the others so that they all face away from you.
SteelKomodo: wh
SteelKomodo: why
SteelKomodo: why would they program horses to do that
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Gooper Blooper: VGCW things that always make me laugh #243: Whenever Mario isn't where he should be, chat explodes into "MARIO IS MISSING"
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Gooper Blooper: yessssss it's still up after all these years
SteelKomodo: ahahahahahahah XD
PsychoMantis: Holy fuck
PsychoMantis: ITS ALIVE
PsychoMantis: RUP IS ALIVE
Gooper Blooper: I remember in junior High I made a Real Ultimate Power parody in MS Word
Gooper Blooper: it was about Dunsparce
Gooper Blooper: they flip out and then dig a hole
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PsychoMantis: The FFI White Mage was as pissed as an American Kirby
SteelKomodo: XD
PsychoMantis: Then FF3 made her (him?) all peaceful looking
PsychoMantis: (Seriously look at FFI's original White Wizard sprite. Dude was built like Marcus Fenix.)
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Saberwulf: At first I was eh, then I was really awesome, then I was fucking awful jesus shit I fucking hate my life, and now I'm pretty chill also I had multiple revelations today involving French music, crossroads, and bullet bill metaphors
Saberwulf: Also Buddhism
Saberwulf: So yeah, basically an average day in Saberland
RedSpy: Jeez, what happen?
Saberwulf: I think said bullet bill metaphor sums it up nicely: Calm down. Breathe. This isn't the end of a beautiful love life that ended suddenly, this is the beginning of the rest of your goddam life, and it's only going to get better from here. You're free. Realize that. This girl wanted to marry you, and she's willing to fuck a dipshit guitar teacher behind your back?
You dodged a massive fucking bullet, man. The really huge Super Mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divit to avoid shrinking. You did that. You got into that divit, and you're still super sized, and you can break blocks with your face. Now get out there and step on some fucking turtles.
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SteelKomodo: ...my resolve has broken
SteelKomodo: FF3 time
Gooper Blooper: SK's playing a turn-based old school Final Fantasy
RedSpy: DUN DUN DUN
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SteelKomodo: ok, let me get this one thing out of the way
SteelKomodo: FMV's do not look good on the DS. They look like shit
SteelKomodo: I know this because FF3 starts with an FMV intro, and it looks like shit - half the frames seem to have vanished.
RedSpy: Think that's bad? Kingdom Hearts: Card Games On Keyblades had one on the GBA
SteelKomodo: ...D:
Gooper Blooper: The DS is like a portable N64 so I'm not surprised
Gooper Blooper: HAPPENING
SteelKomodo: also this remake is doing a very odd thing
SteelKomodo: the art style of the game is mostly reminiscent of the classic chibi FF games
SteelKomodo: but the character renders and intro are trying to look like the modern FF's
SteelKomodo: and I don't think they go well together
Gooper Blooper: They are and always have been a poor match
Gooper Blooper: Also on the subject of FMVs on primitive systems
Gooper Blooper: SEGA GENESIS FMV
SteelKomodo: ...D:
RedSpy: #NINTENDONT
RedSpy: #BLASTPROCESSING
Gooper Blooper: NES FMV
SteelKomodo: DDD:
Gooper Blooper: Apparently someone tried to make an Atari 2600 FMV but I can't find any footage
Gooper Blooper: going all the way
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SteelKomodo: so um
SteelKomodo: this is probably going to take all of my credibility and masculinity away from me like Garret from Thief nicking someone's possessions
SteelKomodo: but I'm liking this so far
SteelKomodo changed name to ShamedKomodo
Gooper Blooper: I see absolutely nothing wrong with that
ShamedKomodo: the thing that's wrong with it is that I'm supposed to not like FF
Gooper Blooper: you may collect your white, black, and red mage dolls at the front desk
ShamedKomodo: and yet this thing is doing alright in my books
Gooper Blooper: Yes, but you never tried it
Gooper Blooper: This is your first one
Gooper Blooper: Lemme tell you something
ShamedKomodo: I never tried it because it looked boring
Gooper Blooper: I didn't like FF either, back in the day
Gooper Blooper: But then I played one
ShamedKomodo: ...D:
ShamedKomodo: BLASPHEMY
ShamedKomodo: GOOPS, NOT LIKING FF?!
Gooper Blooper: I never gave it a chance
Gooper Blooper: But when I did, I liked it
RedSpy: And then you broke into the Squeenix Patty vault
RedSpy: Until you exploded
Gooper Blooper: The Sarahs go right to your thighs
Gooper Blooper: Josephine: "My... thighs? D:"
ShamedKomodo: Dirk: "Yes, your thighs. >:D"
Gooper Blooper: "noooooo"
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SteelKomodo: ... Final Fantasy 3D: Insert Nonsensical SubTitle We Cooked Up By Throwing Darts At A Wall
M Sheep: What number fantasy are they on anyway?
SteelKomodo: 13 ATM
Gooper Blooper: http://nine.frenchboys.net/fantasynovel.html
Gooper Blooper: Final Fantasy 3D: The Magic of the Castle
Gooper Blooper: Final Fantasy 3D: City of Illusion
Gooper Blooper: Final Fantasy 3D: Spirit, Sun, and Faerie
Gooper Blooper: It's even the archaic spelling of fairy
SteelKomodo: ...City of Illusion sounds pretty cool
Gooper Blooper: this is hardcore fantasy shiznit
SteelKomodo: Queen and Vengeance, I just got
SteelKomodo: Ebony City of Jindaria: We Stole This Title from Lovecraft
Gooper Blooper: Silver Seed of Spirinian
Gooper Blooper: these titles
Gooper Blooper: you can almost feel the dragons and swords tumbling out of them
SteelKomodo: The Madness of Meldstforth
SteelKomodo: Cthulhu, more like
Gooper Blooper: catchy
Gooper Blooper: Garden of Pride
M Sheep: Final Fantasy 3D: Dragons and Swords
Gooper Blooper: "It won Best Garden in Mysidia three years in a row!"
SteelKomodo: XD
M Sheep: *snert*
SteelKomodo: Holy shit I got a good one
SteelKomodo: The Amber God
Gooper Blooper: Lost Keeper of Repetinarf
Gooper Blooper: "Gee Brain, I think so, but how do we keep the orcs from stealing the rubies?"
SteelKomodo: NARF
Gooper Blooper: Long Power
Gooper Blooper: hey babe, Dirk has a long power if you catch his drift
SteelKomodo: ...XD
Gooper Blooper: God of the Northern Memory
Gooper Blooper: Now that's a cool one
SteelKomodo: It is
SteelKomodo: Castle of the Wild Wizard
SteelKomodo: He throws the best parties
Gooper Blooper: "NAKED TIME!"
Gooper Blooper: "The Evil Fortress"
Gooper Blooper: NOT GENERIC ENOUGH
SteelKomodo: Um
SteelKomodo: "The Light of Mylf"
SteelKomodo: ...no comment
Gooper Blooper: oh god
M Sheep: Celestia? Is that you?
Gooper Blooper: Dirk's epic quest
Gooper Blooper: sarah's mom, going on, etc
M Sheep ALL the cheap jokes
Gooper Blooper: M Cheap
SteelKomodo: Indeed
SteelKomodo: "Heart of Glory" sounds badass as fuck
Gooper Blooper: That sounds like one of those instrumental movie trailer songs
SteelKomodo: Alright, gotta stop otherwise I'll get addicted
Gooper Blooper: "SWORD OF HONOR" "KNIGHT'S COURAGE" "UNTIL THEIR LAST BREATH"
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M Sheep: Too much crap on my computer
M Sheep: I've found myself clicking on random things to figure out what they do
Gooper Blooper: Do you need to do some computer cleaning
SteelKomodo: Oh boy
M Sheep: Quite possibly
Gooper Blooper: I do that with programs I don't remember installing - this used to be a shared PC so I didn't download many of the things on it
Gooper Blooper: But to play it safe, I run Google searches of the program names instead of just wanton clicking
M Sheep: But
M Sheep: But then I miss out on another exciting round of Virus or Indie Game!
Gooper Blooper: which cup is the spyware under
Gooper Blooper: take yer pick ladies and gentlewizards
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Saberwulf: "Typical dwarf names will highlight the honor, bravery, fighting style, heirloom, or some other notable and impressive aspect of the dwarf or his clan. Examples of such names are: Fistbeard Beardfist,"
Saberwulf: Legend is quite the odd book
RedSpy: I dunno, I wouldn't fuck with a guy named Fistbeard Beardfist
RedSpy: The hairiest-knuckled, hardest-chinned dwarf in Dwarfingham
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Gooper Blooper: dat mace
M Sheep: First thought seeing that
SteelKomodo: awesome
M Sheep: the Sarahkin seem to have a natural proficiency with heavy weaponry
Gooper Blooper: That's not a Sarahkin, silly
Gooper Blooper: that's stel-stel
SteelKomodo: don't mess with Emperor Nick's wife
SteelKomodo: or she will mess you up
Gooper Blooper: Mortal Kombat 10 DLC
SteelKomodo: XD
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Gooper Blooper: Rolan's Curse didn't have credits either
Gooper Blooper: it's weird
Gooper Blooper: Who made Rolan's Curse? NOBODY KNOWS.
RedSpy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Sammy
RedSpy: Keep on Rolan
Gooper Blooper: "Employees » 1,000"
Gooper Blooper: THAT DIDN'T HELP AT ALL
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RedSpy: http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4487875/Creepy/
SteelKomodo: Slender School
Gooper Blooper: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/58496258/RP/Sarahkin/JosephineShocked.jpg
RedSpy: Where's Shocked Pit?
Gooper Blooper: the blants technique doesn't work too well on that one
RedSpy: . . . God damnit Nappa!!!!!!!!!
SteelKomodo: pffffft
SteelKomodo: ...gimme a mo, spy
RedSpy: Yaaaay!
SteelKomodo: http://i.imgur.com/OBmfA.png
RedSpy: These images go so good together
Gooper Blooper: Spypeta gathering shipping evidence
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Gooper Blooper: FRED MUST PAINT THE WALL
RedSpy: WALL!!
TheDeleter: is the baby eating paint on the cover?
TheDeleter: jesus christ alan
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RedSpy: From a shitty lego creepypasta: here in front of me was the minifig, alive, holding a knife, a proper knife from the kitchen
RedSpy: I'm pretty sure those little Lego figures are too small to hold a kitchen knife without tipping over
TheDeleter: world's strongest minifig
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Gooper Blooper: Okay, you know how sometimes in VGCW, Cole yells out "HE COULD PIN HIS OPPONENT RIGHT HERE!!" when someone goes for a cover?
SteelKomodo: how goes it?
SteelKomodo: oh?
Gooper Blooper: I ran another test match in WWE 08 and he said the exact same clip
Gooper Blooper: they've been using HE COULD PIN HIS OPPONENT RIGHT HERE for at least five years
SteelKomodo: ...D:
RedSpy: Any mention of Wily's feet?
Gooper Blooper: Still have yet to hear anything from feet.edu
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RedSpy: Will you put the gecko on the window?
Gooper Blooper: if it's that fucking gecko that won't shut up about insurance I'll encase him in glass if it'll make him stop
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TheDeleter: Yo bro, don't forget to bring back some vidya games and kung fu panda 2 when you come back
SteelKomodo: sure thing
Gooper Blooper: Kung Fu Panda? Why would you want that when you can have KUNG FU RABBIT
Gooper Blooper: featuring the voice talent of Rebecca Black
TheDeleter: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
SteelKomodo: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gooper Blooper: "A fat lazy Panda named Zibo dreams of becoming a master of martial arts, but is stuck as a mere cleaner for a dojo. Little does he know that an evil tiger has plans to take over the kingdom, and he must stop him. "
Gooper Blooper: the most original plot
SteelKomodo: ok, I saw the trailer, and it looks ok- D:
TheDeleter: That's bullshit
SteelKomodo: legend of a rabbit actually looks alright
SteelKomodo: gotta love how they made the panda a villain, tho :P
Gooper Blooper: SEE THE PANDA'S BAD THIS TIME IT'S DIFFERENT
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