Harpy: *celebrates by streaming DKC and screaming about dongs*
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Gorons Intensify: i lost a game of dota but it's okay because i learnt things from the experience
Gorons Intensify: for example, use voice chat instead of typing because you co-ordinate better
Gorons Intensify: also don't leave luna alone against a complete murderlane
Gorons Intensify: also 420 blaze it
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Gorons Intensify asked Chatzy to choose between dungeon keeper, dungeon keeper 2, hyrule total war, more dota, write something and master bates. Chatzy chose: master bates
Gorons Intensify: good man chatzy
Gooper Blooper: chatzy strikes gold once again
Gorons Intensify: it never stopped
RubyChao asked Chatzy to choose between hail chatzy and shun chatzy. Chatzy chose: shun chatzy
RubyChao shuns
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: long before the Helix Fossil, there was Chatzy
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RubyChao: goops: is this josephine
SteelKomodo: moneyslapsephine
Gooper Blooper: and approaching the ring
Gooper Blooper: from the middle ages
Gooper Blooper: miss MONEY!
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Gooper Blooper: When I played BT years ago before knowing anything of the UK, I recall being confused as to why JamJars rhymed "Z" with "head" in his song about the drilling attack
SteelKomodo: #CulturalDifferences
Gooper Blooper: I initially believed it was a subverted rhyme joke because of the bluntness of the line being something like "drill into things with Kazooie's head"
Edea: AHAHAHA OH MAN YES
Gorons Intensify: so did you call the villain from power rangers "lord zee"
Gooper Blooper: Like if you waxed eloquently about "smash stuff by pulling Kazooie out and whacking her against the ground"
Edea: that delicious power
Gooper Blooper: He was still Zed over here I think, but wasn't his name actually spelled "Zed"?
SteelKomodo: I think it was
Gorons Intensify: i think so but he had the Z logo everywhere so
Gorons Intensify: fucking english language
Gooper Blooper: "see it says Z for Zed" "You mean it says Zed for Zed"
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Gooper Blooper: hahahaha I forgot that in the original Red and Blue the shopping clerk says "take your time" when you're browsing items
Gooper Blooper: In Twitch Plays Pokemon context it becomes incredibly snarky
Gorons Intensify: hahaha
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Gorons Intensify: i am building a huge shaft, and also a mineshaft to find the stuff i need
Gorons Intensify: i'm building the former because i have a lot of cobblestone and need stuff to do with it
SteelKomodo: "huge shaft"
SteelKomodo: lel
Gorons Intensify: lel
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SteelKomodo: nothing is happening it seems
SteelKomodo: actually, there is - I'm going to try Peroni
SteelKomodo: because I know Del drinks it sometimes, so I thought I'll give it a go
Gooper Blooper: bir
Gorons Intensify: be v careful bro
Gorons Intensify: peroni is v strong
Gorons Intensify: so make sure you finish it
Gooper Blooper: pff
SteelKomodo: kk
SteelKomodo: it's just the one bottle, mind, but I'll keep that in mind
SteelKomodo: right, here goes
SteelKomodo: hmmm, not bad
SteelKomodo: aaargh and now the aftertase kicks in and it's like bleeeaaach
SteelKomodo: *aftertaste
Gooper Blooper: AFTERTAZE, AN ELECTRIFYING NEW DRINK FROM SHERYL
SteelKomodo: ...i demand you make that a thing
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Tableter: Nicolas Cage is a selfish movie construct
Tableter: He can only be the hero and he can only win and be cool and badass
Tableter: He distorts every movie he's in
Tableter: Drive angry is basically all of thay
Tableter: *that
Tableter: Hpw is everypne
Tableter: I am bad at typing
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Goron Supremacy: "They call themselves the Kobbers." "What a bunch of assholes."
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Dacro: OH SNAP. A Scyther! :U
Dacro throws a Mediocre Ball.
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Gooper Blooper: VGCW @BazMcMahon Feb 20 I just can't put down my 3DS! #BravelyDefault
Gooper Blooper: NO. NO MORE OF THIS, NOT ANY LONGER! I ORDERED IT THIS MORNING, I'M DONE WAITING
Harpy: Baz and I are the same
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Harpy: AHAHAHA
Gooper Blooper: BAZZA, WADDLER AND HARPY WILL TAUNT ME NO MORE
SteelKomodo: also XD poor goops is having a breakdown
Gooper Blooper: until then I idle to finish rebuilding the town
Dacro: I'm gonna order a copy with next-day shipping just so I get it first.
RubyChao: it's over
RubyChao: goops is going to run out on the highway
RubyChao: and find the truck carrying bravely default
RubyChao: and rip off the back door and retrieve his package, before jumping out, plugging it in, and playing it right then and there
Gooper Blooper: GIVE ME
SteelKomodo: for a moment i thought chao meant that Mew truck
SteelKomodo: derp
Dacro: You need a badge to rip open that truck.
Gooper Blooper: Don't cross over the beloved RPGs, that's ZFRP's job
Harpy: I can still taunt you
Harpy: TIME MAGE IS GOOOOOOOFFFFF
Dacro: Boop boop
Gooper Blooper: harpy please
Harpy: Mrrrrrgrrrrrrrrgrrrrrrrrrrr
Harpy: ohohoho.
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Gooper Blooper: *CONEHEADS INTENSIFY*
Cornwind Evil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cornwind Evil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cornwind Evil: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cornwind Evil: Wait I knew this was coming for weeks
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RubyChao: woooow
RubyChao: "Each move copied by Transform will have 5 PP. With this in mind, if a Ditto encounters another Ditto in this game, both Ditto will continually Transform into each other, replenishing the 5 PP constantly and making the battle seemingly endless."
Gooper Blooper: There are five hundred million things wrong with Pokemon Red and Blue and that's a pretty minor one chao
RubyChao: gen one: the best generation
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: Gen 1 was a lotta fun but I remember it most fondly for the trading cards and various merchandise
Gooper Blooper: It's a testament to the strength of the formula that such a poorly-made game was so popular
RubyChao: it is
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RAPADOO!: Wrestlemania XXX ends with Orton beating Batista and then Hulk Hogan coming out to challenge and beat Orton for the title in less than a minute as an homage to Wrestlemania IX.
Gooper Blooper: and then CW dies
RubyChao: not enough cena
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(EDBW, the VGCW developmental program, is on)
Gooper Blooper: OH SHIT
Gooper Blooper: EDDIE RIGGS
SteelKomodo: YEEEEEEEES
Gooper Blooper: YOU CANNOT KILL THE METAL
SteelKomodo: THERE IS NO M BISON BIG ENOUGH
Goron Supremacy: EDDIE
Gooper Blooper: Mod bryn: THEY TRIED TO KILL THE OCTAGON
Gooper Blooper: AND HIS OPPONENT IS SUB ZERO
Gooper Blooper: STEEL KOMODO BOOKED THIS TRIPLE THREAT
SteelKomodo: ...what.
SteelKomodo: who is in it apart from Eddie and Subby?
Gooper Blooper: I don't know, Subby is second in
SteelKomodo: Lolz
Gooper Blooper: justin_brett: SCORPION GET OUTTA HERE, YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE
Gooper Blooper: Third contestant appears to be another World of Warcraft villain, mind explosion of SteelKomodo averted
SteelKomodo: Aw :<
Gooper Blooper: But if it had been, like, Pit
Gooper Blooper: oh man
SteelKomodo: Yep
SteelKomodo: my very brain would have been scattered to the four winds
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Here I go creeping joined the chat
Here I go creeping changed name to Sssh dont make a sound~
Sssh dont make a sound~ changed name to Get the Crystal Coconut
Get the Crystal Coconut changed name to and Candy come around
and Candy come around changed name to Donkey Kong aint good enough
Donkey Kong aint good enough changed name to Anyone can see
Anyone can see: Fuck nvm half these song lines don't fit
Anyone can see changed name to THE JUGGERNUT
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Gooper Blooper: reading harpy's new post
Gooper Blooper: oh dear, maybe this wasn't such a great idea
Harpy: I'm sorry but it probably wasn't
SteelKomodo: ;_;
Cornwind Evil: CW Bait, huh?
Harpy: WELL
Gooper Blooper: Possibly!
Harpy: YOU'LL UNDERSTAND
Gooper Blooper: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL IT'S THE GRIMDARK
Gooper Blooper: IT'S THE GRIM DARK SHOW TONIGHT
Gooper Blooper: YEAH BABY COME ON
Harpy: oh lawdy
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Harpy: I can't get a cat in my dorms
Saberwulf: Just say its a lizard
Harpy: Nope, they ban 'em
Saberwulf: damn
SteelKomodo: I'm not allowed pets in my flat either
Saberwulf: Buy a hawk
Gooper Blooper: *harpy gets a catfish*
SteelKomodo: my flat mates tried to circumvent this with some sea monkeys
SteelKomodo: but they haven't hatched
Saberwulf: Catfish are probably rad pets
SteelKomodo: in fact the water turned blue when they added the eggs, which I'm pretty sure is not meant to happen
Saberwulf: They bite though
Harpy: I want fiiiish
Saberwulf: Gotta catch them by punching them down the throat
SteelKomodo: Could someone look that up?
Saberwulf: one sec
Gooper Blooper: sure, hold on
SteelKomodo: ...Dirk goes hunting catfish
SteelKomodo: "Hey, Jo, look what I got for a pet!" *holds up bloodied hand with catfish in it*
Gooper Blooper: It's bacteria
Gooper Blooper: Did they use tap water?
Saberwulf: Seamonkies need to live in distilled water. Tapwater kills them
SteelKomodo: Yes
SteelKomodo: WELP
Gooper Blooper: ded
Gooper Blooper: if you need instructions on how to hatch sea monkeys, check out the enclosed instruction book
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Saberwulf: I love how crazy as shit old pokemon lore is
Saberwulf: "magikarp can jump over a mountain after living for many years"
Saberwulf: how
Gooper Blooper: A lot of Pokedex entries are straight-up nonsensical
Harpy: much splashing
Gooper Blooper: like the one about Magcargo being hotter than the surface of the sun by thousands of degrees
Gooper Blooper: Machamp can supposedly punch 500 times per second
SteelKomodo: such heat
SteelKomodo: many punch
SteelKomodo: wow
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Gooper Blooper: h-h-here i go
PREPARE FOR BOO: Victor no
SteelDoge: ...:3
Saberwulf: ahahahaha
SteelDoge: all the :3
PREPARE FOR BOO: Is it bad if I'm imagining the Dragoon wearing the same female dancer outfit
PREPARE FOR BOO: Bellyshirt and all
SteelDoge: Spy why XD
Cute Crew Represent: aosdkjlfhakjgadj
Cute Crew Represent: THAT IS THE FUCKING CUTEST GOOPS
Cute Crew Represent: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
PREPARE FOR BOO: D'awwwwwwwwwww
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: I broke Harpy
Goron Supremacy: that's lovely goops
Cute Crew Represent: its much cute
Saberwulf: Aw, that was sweet. Y'all and your... ACTUALLY IN DEPTH CHARACTER ROMANCES
Gooper Blooper: and thus began the reign of sugar
Cute Crew Represent: kristel x juan
Cute Crew Represent: oh wait
Cornwind Evil: I am such a sperg. It took me three tries to get the significance of the last line
Gooper Blooper: hahahaha
Saberwulf: tadaaa
Gooper Blooper: CW tries desperately to comprehend cute
Gooper Blooper: WHAT IS THIS THING YOU CALL LOVE?
Cornwind Evil: Well the first one was "She already has a boyfriend?"
Cornwind Evil: The second was "She already has two brownies because Sarah gets her appetite from her?"
Saberwulf: What if the answer is all three
SteelDoge: CW pls
Saberwulf: The scandal
Gooper Blooper: Sarah's tray has eight brownies
Goron Supremacy: eight?
Goron Supremacy: what a scrub
Goron Supremacy: twenty at the least *smug*
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Gooper Blooper: sephine
Cute Crew Represent: Josephine on her way to get a bitch
SteelKomodo: Dirk: D:
Gooper Blooper: is josephine gonna have to smack a bitch
SteelKomodo: Smack-A-Dirk: The Game Based On The Hit TV Series
Gooper Blooper: Josephine plays Cuddle-The-Dirk
SteelKomodo: :3
Gooper Blooper: Utsuho bursts in dragging Pit yelling that she can cuddle harder
RubyChao: she totally would
SteelKomodo: Pit: Can't... Breathe...
Gooper Blooper: And then Sarah shows up
Goron Supremacy: cuddlefight 2014
Goron Supremacy: the cuddling
Cute Crew Represent: you can't even win
RubyChao: but when does stella burst in out of nowhere
Cute Crew Represent: Siren will cuddle her date with 100 tiny Sirens
PREPARE FOR BOO: Oceanus cuddles his Glitz Pit championship belt that
Cute Crew Represent: Stella records 10 minutes of cuddly footage
Cute Crew Represent: now with corgis
RubyChao: his glitz pit belt that he won in a dream
RubyChao: BUT IT WAS REAL
RubyChao: the belt that is
Gooper Blooper: it's all legal, King
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RubyChao: it's like i've gone back in time
Gooper Blooper: ...
Gooper Blooper: "Posted by ernesth100 on February 5, 2014 at 12:05 AM"
RubyChao: oh god i broke goops D:
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Don K. Rool: "Lizards are meant to sleep under rocks, not live with us in trees"
Don K. Rool: Wow Diddy you racist
Draco: D=
RubyChao: woah diddy
RubyChao: RUDE
SteelKomodo: owch
SteelKomodo: diddy you jerk
SteelKomodo: #2Rude4Me
Saberwulf: ron paul kong
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Saberwulf: There's an episode of Xena where her skeleton climbs out of her mouth and fights another skeleton
Fifty Del: why does it do that
Fifty Del: i mean
SteelKomodo: What
Fifty Del: i don't really need context for that
Saberwulf: I guess she's that good at fighting?
Fifty Del: but i want to delve into skeleton motivations
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RubyChao: reimu where did you go
Harpy: patchy doesn't look sleepy enough
Harpy: goddamn it patchy
AllerGB: patchouli just draped over a couch with half-lidded eyes surrounded by books
AllerGB: maybe a bag of chips or something
RubyChao: big pile of McRonald's bags discovered to the side of the couch
AllerGB: *McMechos
RubyChao: what would the touhou version of mcdonald's be anyway
RubyChao: McReimu's?
AllerGB: Burger Yokai
Harpy: oh god the burgers
Harpy: they are demons
AllerGB: letty buys their milkshakes and flurries
Harpy: Cirno responsible for making sno-cones
Harpy: because SHE IS THE STRONGEST (and thus is relegated to kitchen duty)
Draco: Someone's got to whip that cream into shape.
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(In a shocker of shocks, Daniel Bryan once again does not win the WWE Championship on PPV)
Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: Where did Dean Ambrose go?
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Cornwind Evil: No.
Harpy: CW stop, are you okay
Harpy: do i have to write another depressing story to make you feel better
Draco: Write a paragraph comparing turtles to the economics of a small Midwest town.
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truck nuts: holy white
truck nuts: ...shit
truck nuts: really phone. Not shirt. not shut. white.
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Gooper Blooper: chootzy moodness
King Dededel: cheatzy madness
King Dededel: the cheeeaaaatttt
Gooper Blooper: chortzy
SteelKomodo: chortzy mordness
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RubyChao: #books
Harpy: I want
Harpy: to be Patchy
Harpy: being patchy sounds like a dream job
Gooper Blooper: gloria/patchouli broship
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Gooper Blooper: "Temporarily out of stock. Order now and we'll deliver when available."
Harpy: w-wait
Harpy: BD?
Harpy: IS BD COMING LATER NOW?
Gooper Blooper: EVERYBODY WANTS TO GUARD IN A COURAGEOUS MANNER
Harpy: did you get BD today, GB
Gooper Blooper: No, it still hasn't shipped
Harpy: fuck
Harpy: my plans to share with you my super duper awesome move has failed
Gooper Blooper: Other people are now taking advantage of Amazon running out by increasing their prices
Harpy: if it goes over 40 dollars they're being retarded
Gooper Blooper: 64.99, 8 dollars shipping
Harpy: AHAHAHAH okay
Harpy: that will just make people buy it off the eShop
Gooper Blooper: Hobby Dojo seems to think 300 dollars is a fair price
Harpy: 39.99-
Harpy: ...
Saberwulf: That's my kind of pricing
Harpy: I'm sorry, but what that guy needs is a fist blowing through his innards and possibly pulling that stick stuck in his anus
Gooper Blooper: The "best" deal right now is 44 dollars, ten dollars shipping
Gooper Blooper: because 3DS games cost so much to ship you guys
Gooper Blooper: That tiny plastic case with holes in it will throw your back out
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RubyChao: "Their opponents, though, were not so lucky. Matau, a hole was burned through his head with light power. Ganondorf, his head and limbs were cut of, with Master Sword slash marks on his body. Wario and Waluigi, all bones in their bodies were broken (considering Wario's size, that was no easy feat)." gotta get that unnecessary violence goin'
SteelKomodo: Waluigi hates this
Gooper Blooper: ALL THE BONES WERE BROKEN
Gooper Blooper: EVEN THOSE TINY ONES IN YOUR EAR
RubyChao: SPL, Great Gonzo, and 3D also gained new powers.
SPL: Wind, gravity, lightning, flight, absorbtion, telepathy, shapeshifting, and teleportation.
Great Gonzo: Wind, gravity, lightning, time and space control, telepathy, sonar detection, shapeshifting, and mind control.
3D: Wind, gravity, lightning, Astral Projection, telepathy, shapeshifting, weather control, and fire blasts.
RubyChao: not OP at all
Harpy: I don't remember mario being able to control all of that
RubyChao: "He quickly ran holding his sword high, he plunged it right into Toa Waluigi. He stumbled back. He then pulled the sword out and threw it so it flew into SPL, who then died."
RubyChao: so much for all the powers
Harpy: oh my god this fanfic
RubyChao: also
RubyChao: the ending of the first one
RubyChao: "Toa Waluigi then fell into the Digital Void. This caused everyone to come back. Except for our three heroes."
RubyChao: the start of the sequel
RubyChao: ""Remeber that adventure we had 100 years ago?" SM97 asked, "The one where I died in." "Ya." said Plumber. No one knew just how he came back."
Saberwulf: THE DIGITAL VOID
Harpy: goddamn it toa
RubyChao: so much for anyone being dead
Saberwulf: JACK INTO THE MAINFRAME WALUIGI
RubyChao: and now
RubyChao: for the final lines of the sequel
RubyChao: which was unfinished
RubyChao: ""The Sysop Tower is crumbling." said Plumber "That must mean there's something on top." When the five got up there, they found eight notorious villians. PLDS said "It's..."
RubyChao: and thus ends our tale
Gooper Blooper: The best ending
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Cornwind Evil: I like to go back and look at some ideas and go 'Who thought this would work?'
Cornwind Evil: Like say, this
King Dededel: oh fuck no
Harpy: i watched that
Harpy: I can't watch it anymore
King Dededel: CHARLIE'S IN THE TREES
King Dededel: WATCH FOR MINES
King Dededel: HOLD THIS POSITION
SteelKomodo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
King Dededel: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
King Dededel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
King Dededel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SteelKomodo throws self into black hole
SteelKomodo is spat out of a white hole and mixes with some G-Cells
Gooper Blooper: they got guts
Gooper Blooper: and butts
SpaceKomodo: Dirk wouldn't even touch that fucking show
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Gooper Blooper: "As if a switch had been turned, as if an eye had been blinked, as if some phantom force in the universe had made a move eons beyond our comprehension, suddenly, there was no Yes Lock. There was no wrestler, no superstar, no thing called "Daniel Bryan" to be pushed."
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Saberwulf: The best pizza is made with water that's been filtered through a least a foot of dead jersey rats
Saberwulf: just like yoohoo
YAY! RETCONNED HYPER MOVE WRESTLING GIF!
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