SO MUCH BLOOD: Silly title, that's not how you play yourself!
Agnes Oblige: Defaulting Bravely
Super Delio Galaxy: but how does one default
Agnes Oblige: giving up their turn to the bank of brave points
SO MUCH BLOOD: It opened the door, got on the floor, and killed the dinosaur
Agnes Oblige: it kills their credit rating
Super Delio Galaxy: i am very bad at understanding game mechanics when they are described to me
Super Delio Galaxy: this is a bad thing for a guy in a games degree pathway
Super Delio Galaxy: :3
SO MUCH BLOOD: Basically defend command + action points
Super Delio Galaxy: okay cool
Super Delio Galaxy: see when you use design buzzwords i get it
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Gooper Blooper: raincake
Gooper Blooper: never forget
Super Delio Galaxy: NEVER forget
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SteelKomodo: Jesus look how much they talk this thing up
SteelKomodo: "YOU CAN GO OUTSIDE AND BE WITH YOUR FAMILY" "YOU CAN DATE THE GIRL AND GET THE DEGREE" "YOUR DOG WILL COME BACK TO LIFE" "THIS OVEN IS JESUS"
Gooper Blooper: My brother and I made fun of ludicrously overwrought infomercials back in the day
Gooper Blooper: The ones I remember best are the Ronco Knife Set, which started as a single knife and ballooned into a fifty-knife set by the end of the ad
SteelKomodo: Oh god, I'mma look for that
Gooper Blooper: And the Little Giant ladder, of which the most memorable sequence was a kinda fat guy climbing the ladder to show how durable it was, then spreading his arms in glory as if he weighed a thousand pounds and the ladder was Hulk Hogan
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: Speaking of Hulk Hogan
SteelKomodo: am I a bad person if I unironically want one of those?
SteelKomodo: because it looks fucking awesome
Cornwind Evil: You'd be better off getting a George Foreman grill
Cornwind Evil: Because that's what this is a knockoff of
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Gooper Blooper googles Harpy's name
Agnes Oblige: I SEE HOW IT IS
Gooper Blooper: ...and then VGCW starts playing Bravely Default music
SteelKomodo: Rrrrrobotnik!
Agnes Oblige: ahahaha
Agnes Oblige: my influence
Agnes Oblige: well
Agnes Oblige: SE's influence
Gooper Blooper: Bazza loves BD according to his twitter
Agnes Oblige: bazza and I are on the same page
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Agnes Oblige: I'm hungry
Agnes Oblige: but i still have caffeine in me, enough to make me have stomach issues when i eat cereal
Agnes Oblige: *falls over and weeps*
Gooper Blooper: RPG name wants food
Gooper Blooper: harpy.txt
Agnes Oblige: MY LIIIFE
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SteelKomodo: "Hey, Mario! Did you wanna go play football with the Koopa Kids?" "No, Luigi, I fucking hate those little shits."
Gooper Blooper: no loogy
Gooper Blooper: fuck off loogy
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Draco: Hello... D=
Agnes Oblige: Draco what's wrong
Agnes Oblige: D:
Gooper Blooper: draco's lost his lucky quarter
Draco: It's the first quarter I ever ripped off a soda machine with. ;-;
Gooper Blooper: Draco was Mr. Krabs the whole time
Gooper Blooper: it all makes sense
Draco: >=D
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Agnes Oblige: Two more character ideas a brewin: a berserker and a waitress who has a part time gig as a performer and modern magician
Agnes Oblige: she will attack you with cards and pigeons and make everything you see appear larger than they really are
Agnes Oblige: butts may or may not be included
Gooper Blooper: *Josephine sweats*
Agnes Oblige: dirk wants big butts and he cannot lie
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RubyChao: "you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son. “ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE” the dragon bellows"
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Draco: Sarah goes on a berserker rampage, murders innocent Klingon murderers.
Jumpropeman: its the Zoofights way
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Jumpropeman: has anyone ever made the joke Josephine Bootyeille yet, because if they haven't, I would be deeply disappointed
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Saberwulf: Son of a fucker
Saberwulf: "the common Welsh first name, David"
Saberwulf: AM I UNABLE TO WRITE FOR TWO SECONDS WITHOUT RUINING EVERYTHING FOR MYSELF
Gooper Blooper joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: David is a common name
Gooper Blooper: almost as common as
Gooper Blooper: sarah
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RubyChao: https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m50fx7OLS31qadqfco1_500.png
Del is Confuse: TOUGHER
Del is Confuse: EDGIER
Del is Confuse: SHITTIER
Del is Confuse: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG
SteelKomodo: ...the heck is that from?
RubyChao: nintendo's 2003 E3 conference apparently
Saberwulf: That's delightful
SteelKomodo: ...jesus christ they used fucking wordart
SteelKomodo: from like the ancient versions of word
SteelKomodo: i am so embarrased
Saberwulf: Can you believe that's an 11 year old picture
Saberwulf: I bet that kid works at a bank now
Harpyz: Nintendo is dork
SteelKomodo: :<
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Del is Confuse: "Hostages were being held in the center of the room, and the Riddler gave us the "What has a million eyes but can't see, and a million ears but can't hear?" Frostguy says, "Fuck this." and builds an igloo around the hostages, and NOLAD answers, "ANSWER: A FIELD OF CORN AND POTATOES. DISCOBOT'S TURN. WHO IS A ROBOT AND LOVES TO DANCE?""
Del is Confuse: goon games
Del is Confuse: (NOLAD is a disco robot)
RubyChao: is the answer "NOLAD"
Del is Confuse: yes
Del is Confuse: the riddler refused to answer so Nolad won
SteelKomodo: XD
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Harpy: i just woke up from a nap and thought
Harpy: "woah did i just fucking dream about one of my levia characters singing about bewaring siren songs?"
Harpy: "FUCKING BRILLIANT now if i can only remember the lyrics"
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Del is Confuse: damn it why is dungeon world no longer SA's pet game
Del is Confuse: i can't find any open games anywhere
Del is Confuse: LOOKS LIKE I GOTTA DO IT MYSELF
SteelKomodo: GL man
Saberwulf: Do I smell a Del making tabletops
SteelKomodo: You do
Del is Confuse: i probably am
Del is Confuse: unfortunately i also decided to reinstall binding of isaac
Del is Confuse: but that doesn't preclude me from doing tabletops
RubyChao: does this mean you'll be going for all the achievements
Del is Confuse: no chao, i won't go for the achievements
Del is Confuse: i never got the hype for isaac
Del is Confuse: it's a good game but there's so much shit in it
Del is Confuse: it's like if minecraft forced to you to memorise how to make a painting otherwise satan will spawn in your house and murder you
RubyChao: aw
RubyChao puts away the initiation gear for the Overly Hard Game Players' Club
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Saberwulf: Here is an extremely high res picture of the common mole
Saberwulf: In case anyone needed it
Gooper Blooper: It is very important to have 5245x3240 jpegs of moles
Ghengis Del: moles
Ghengis Del: nature's sock
Ghengis Del: it looks like a sock i mean come on
Gooper Blooper: DON'T RESET GO DAMMIT
Harpy: oh my god, that mole
Harpy: is adorable
Saberwulf: I bet mole socks would be really warm
SteelKomodo: Mole :3
Ghengis Del: A MOOOOLE
Ghengis Del: A MOOOOOOOLE
SteelKomodo: Might just RP a mole for lulz
Ghengis Del: get reference win a cookie
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RubyChao: hey gooper have you ever heard of the second avenue subway
RubyChao: in new york
Gooper Blooper: I have not, chao
RubyChao: basically there's been on and off work on a subway on second avenue, since we have a dearth of east side manhattan subways
RubyChao: ...the original groundbreaking work was done in the 1920s
RubyChao: now that's development hell, yo
RubyChao: (they're working on these days now, but who knows when it'll be finished)
Gooper Blooper: Jesus, who's running that project? The old man in Vermillion with his Machop?
SteelKomodo: XD
RubyChao: Yes, probably :V
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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: yo
SteelKomodo: Ey jrm
SteelKomodo: how's life?
Jumpropeman: going well, except i just finished trudging through 10 more levels of Bad Rats
SteelKomodo: D:
Gooper Blooper: JRM why are you playing bad rats
Jumpropeman: i am determined to beat it
Jumpropeman: 14 levels left
Jumpropeman: I want to be the baddest rat
Jumpropeman: like no one ever was
Jumpropeman: to beat them is my real test
SteelKomodo joined the chat
Jumpropeman: and boy is it a test
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Harpy: *30 dollar new ace attorney game*
Gooper Blooper: you bought DD?
Harpy: I AM VERY TEMPTED TO.
Harpy: due to a certain FRIEND
Gooper Blooper: hee
Gooper Blooper: hopefully you'll play it before ZFRP starts again
Harpy: HAHAHA yes I will
Harpy: I will probably suck at it but I will
Harpy: i blame you, goops, and that one friend i show my blog to
Gooper Blooper: They made it easier than the last ones
Harpy: he told me the price
Gooper Blooper: when playing, spot the character I chose to roleplay and win a browniecookie
Harpy: *will be left with 1 cent on her balance*
Harpy: worth it
Harpy: OH GOOD NO SALES TAX
Harpy: GO MD
Gooper Blooper: Vermont eShop has sales tax
Gooper Blooper: YOU WIN THIS TIME
Harpy: hahaha
Harpy: i always win
Harpy: I make adorable characters for a living
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Gooper Blooper: I watched both new videos of Lieutenant Sarah and I can't believe she fits in so well in a Star Trek MMO of all places
Gooper Blooper: RIP pies
Jumpropeman: its her true calling. Being a healer was just a phase
Gooper Blooper: Thanks to these videos I've learned A WISE MAN CAN SMELL PROFIT ON THE WIND
Jumpropeman: XD
Draco: See, these videos are educational too! (>^_^)>
Jumpropeman changed name to Hunk Hill
Hunk Hill: i must know
Hunk Hill: are there Tribbles, and can we expect a murderous rampage on Sarah's part?
Draco: Yes and Yes.
Hunk Hill: will there also be a lesson on morality towards non-sentient beings afterwards?
Draco: Pffft. Not a chance. This ain't no Saturday morning cartoon.
Draco: Sarah's gonna get out her spray-and-pray gun or a flamethrower and burn the nasty little things.
Hunk Hill: just keep them away from shelby
Hunk Hill: last time Tribbles and Shelby hung out, they jammed themselves down its throat
Draco: The USS Shelby will have to be evacuated when Tribbles begin breeding in the engine room.
Hunk Hill: well, off i go!
Hunk Hill: Live Long and Prosper ✌
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Cornwind Evil: WhyitshardtobeaRedfansometimes.gif
Gooper Blooper: BOTCH
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RubyChao: jiggly why
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Harpy: CELESTIA NO
Harpy: YOU'LL SPOIL POOR CINNAMON TRIDEN
RubyChao: oh god how do you even make that many cookies
Harpy: when you're Celestia, you have ways
Harpy: all the warmechs are really ovens
Harpy: which is why they were defeated so easily
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: so you see, tiamat really hired celestia so she could control the cookie market with an iron claw
Gooper Blooper: celestia pls
RubyChao: poor cinnamon triden
RubyChao: luckily, sarah was able to shovel 90% of the cookies away
Harpy: what would cinnamon even look like
Gooper Blooper: fuckin adorable
Harpy: would he/she have a cinnamon bun hair
RubyChao: cinnamon bun hair with an idiot hair
RubyChao: the idiot hair was there from birth
Harpy: i need to see this
SteelKomodo: idiot bun
Harpy: then promptly figure out if that could even fit in dystopian levia ohoho wait.
Harpy: yes, the hair has evolved into a bun
Gooper Blooper: I'm going to have to draw this, won't I
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Dacro: Important question: since Star Trek Sarah is now a Lieutenant Commander, she gets a new ship. Should she take an Escort (attacker), a Cruiser (tank tank tank), or Science ship (science stuff)?
BBQ Sauce: cruiser
Harpy: you know that she'll get a science ship for her birthday
BBQ Sauce: cos she's fat you see
Harpy: the sarah fat jokes never end
SteelKomodo: I vote science
SteelKomodo: because I picture her sticking to the sort of healy support role her class has
RubyChao: ^
Dacro: Alright, science it is.
Dacro: What should her ship be called?
Dacro: Shelby II?
RubyChao: The Triden?
Harpy: its clearly our favorite warmech
Harpy: the ship is a loaf of bread
SteelKomodo: The ZFS Skeiron
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BBQ Sauce: that feel when you overhear a girl talking about playing dota
BBQ Sauce: as in she plays dota
BBQ Sauce: o_0
Harpy: are you in love, del
SteelKomodo: i figured there'd be girls playing DotA somewhere
SteelKomodo: i never expected it to be anywhere near where del lives, mind
SteelKomodo: small world :U
BBQ Sauce: she said she was playing chaos knight?
BBQ Sauce: or dazzle
BBQ Sauce: which are Good Enough
Dacro: Stop talking to us and date her you British Knight!
Dacro: No boner puns!
Harpy: be DAZZLED by her dazzle skills
BBQ Sauce: you do realise dota pickup lines are literally the worst idea
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RubyChao: RubySpy: YOU MUST PUT HIM BACK BY THE RELEASE OF THE NEXT CHATZY MADNESS OR HE DED SON
RubyChao: wait shit was i put back together in time
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Gooper Blooper: new villain attacks Conrad and Cinnamon, doesn't even last one post before being literally liquefied by the amount of attacks
SteelKomodo: "INFANT IMMORTALITY FTW"
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BBQ Sauce: i think it would be cool if the zfs king of beasts had a yeah you know the joke
Gooper Blooper: *volume cranks up* MINIATURE GOLF COURSE
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Gooper Blooper: ARROW FIST
SteelKomodo: American Box Art Ariel
Gooper Blooper: pretty much
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Harpy: why were the puppies so excited
Harpy: because they were loaves of bread
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RubyChao: gooper will not rest until he's paired off every sarahkin
Gooper Blooper: one a year
Gooper Blooper: Made up for last year not having one by giving celestia helios back
RubyChao: ariel returns in 2016 to seek love
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Gooper Blooper: Del makes a tumblr, has it autoplay Get Lucky
RubyChao: >implying he doesn't autoplay Spooky Scary Skeletons
Gooper Blooper: Merge them together on infinite loop
Harpy: oh god
Harpy: horrifying
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Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between eat that brownie cookie and no don't sarah plz. Chatzy chose: no don't sarah plz
Gooper Blooper: Harpy is being Josephine instead of Sarah tonight
Gooper Blooper: all of the kin
Harpy: that was a joke thing
Harpy: I was gonna eat it anyway
Harpy: still sarah
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Hunk Hill: Kirby, Kabi, Kusamochi, Kusanagi, Doc, Keeby
Hunk Hill: and there were 10 of the regular Kirby at times
Harpy: now i'm embarassed about all that
Harpy: I was outta control
Gooper Blooper: It was easy to track your descent into madness
Gooper Blooper: You started with just the plush kirby but there were hints it was alive
Gooper Blooper: then all hell broke loose
RubyChao: dats the name you should know
Harpy: plz
Gooper Blooper: well you can see this ain't no monster it's my new pet monster it's my new pet monster it's
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Harpy: so fun teasing a friend reading the whole levia stuff
Harpy: probably the only non ZFRP person who reads it
Gooper Blooper: "you can get some levia sidestory prototypes by downloading this 2 GB rar and reading the five million posts"
Harpy: oh my god I can't subject him to that, that's too mean
Harpy: HE CAN'T READ THAT ALL IN A WEEKEND
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Gooper Blooper: HEY I'M GRUMP
Harpy: reimu so grump
Harpy: alex and xavier would be grumps
Harpy: and i guess sammy and carlos are too
RubyChao: samus and utsuho as grumps
Gooper Blooper: "HEY I'M HYPE" "I'm not so hype... Sammy this is stup-" "ANNNND WEEEE'RE THE GAME HYPES"
Harpy: oh god that's brilliant
RubyChao: it is
Harpy: "why are we even playing banjo tooie"
Gooper Blooper: "HEY I'M GRUMP" "..." "...I said HEY I'M GRUMP" "..." "Samus come on"
Harpy: samus was actually just an empty suit
Harpy: the real samus took off
Gooper Blooper: suit collapses into a pile of parts
RubyChao: imagine that robot planting the "NO FUN ALLOWED" sign
RubyChao: but in samus colors
Gooper Blooper: fucking perfect
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Harpy: i think i might have to research burns again
Harpy: don't channel fire and lightning through your hands, kids
Gooper Blooper: :<
Gooper Blooper: Celestia generally uses her staff
Gooper Blooper: When she's feeling especially metal she uses her prosthetic and then you have a steampunk cyborg black mage swinging around a spiked mace wreathed in flames
Harpy: xD
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Saberwulf: Just watched Gravity which was pretty rad
Harpy: you don't just watch gravity
Harpy: you experience it
Saberwulf: Well my electrical impulses fired in response to colored LED emissions for two hours so something happened at least
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SteelKomodo: Carol will return, owing to being pals with Sine
SteelKomodo: the others may make brief appearances, but I don't really know what to do with them
RubyChao: to be honest, i think it'd make sense if they just stayed on earth and worked on getting a proper life set up
SteelKomodo: yeah, good idea
SteelKomodo: Carol does all the travelling with Sine and stuff
SteelKomodo: and maybe I can finally get that pairing going :U
RubyChao: del will be so proud of you :V
SteelKomodo: XD
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Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody joined the chat
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: there is context for my name i swear
RubyChao: oh god what happened del
SteelKomodo: DDDDDD:
SteelKomodo hides in terror
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: i went to movies and i came back with a dude who has a weird sense of humor
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: and we basically ended up in utter hysterics as we devised a minecraft porn parody for comedy central
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: so there
RubyChao: i, uh, see
SteelKomodo: oh
SteelKomodo: well then
SteelKomodo: :U
Gooper Blooper: NEW ON COMEDY CENTRAL
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: note - there may actually be such a thing but i don't know if it exists and i advise you to not check
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: ONE MAN, ONE PIG, AND 300 ZOMBIES
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: GUEST APPEARANCES FROM THE YOGSCAST
Gooper Blooper: Spider-Pig needed the money okay
Horrific Minecraft Porn Parody: profits measured not in dollars but minds scarred
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