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Saberwulf: I KNEW IMMEDIATELY WHEN I SAW THE GRAPHICS THAT THE SNES COULD NEVER MAKE SOMETHING THIS DETAILED
Saberwulf: GHOSTS
Saberwulf: 9/11 IN THE VIRTUAL BOY
Saberwulf: WHERE NO ONE WOULD EVER LOOK
RedSpy: Yeah, creepypasta falls into cliches way too often
Jumpropeman: It was at that point I realize it was blood and hell, and if I die in the game I die in real life
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GB: Part of me just realized "but why would Mysidia celebrate American Thanksgiving"
GB: The other part of me said "just make something up"
GB: AH YES, BACK IN 1743 WHEN THE CONQUERING KNIGHTS LANDED ON CHOCOBO ROCK
GB: ON THE FOURTH THURSDAY OF NOVEMBER
GB: AND THEY GAVE THANKS FOR X-POTIONS
Gigan: pfffft
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Butt: Today I convinced a friend that Hulk Hogan was a character from the Hobbit
SteelKomodo: ...what and how XD
Butt: One of my friends had never read The Hobbit or Lord of the Rings, so another friend was dumping a ton of Tolkien info on them
Butt: And at one point I added "Then they meet Hulk Hogan and all his little Hulkamaniacs"
SteelKomodo: what
Butt: And said never-read-it friend was like "Okay, they meet Hogan, what happens next?"
SteelKomodo: ahahahahaha brilliant
Butt: She wondered why the hell we were laughing so much, and then we had to explain to her what Hulk Hogan was
Butt: (Imagine a guy made of leather with a walrus 'stache and 24-inch pythons)
SteelKomodo: XD
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Saberwulf: Hahahahaha fuck the May Bug is also known as a Cockchafer
Saberwulf: People were just really bored back then weren't they
TheDeleter: "Well what are we gonna call this one?"
TheDeleter: "I've been naming fucking bugs all day! This thing iiiiis a cockchafer."
TheDeleter: "what no"
TheDeleter: "Right, we're done! Lunch break!"
TheDeleter: "dude why"
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SteelKomodo: ...i have had a theory
SteelKomodo: this never bodes well, but here we are
SteelKomodo: you know the theory that every Link in the Legend of Zelda games is the reincarnation of the same hero?
RedSpy: mhm
SteelKomodo: This is incorrect. Every Link is the reincarnation of a pimp
RedSpy: . . . pfffffft what
RedSpy: Explain this sounds amazin
SteelKomodo: Well, consider the amount of girls he comes into contact with
SteelKomodo: a good portion of whom have shown an interest in him
SteelKomodo: Granted, one is a fish girl, one is a tree and the other is his best friend's mom (long story)
SteelKomodo: but is there any sign of him rejecting these advances?
SteelKomodo: Hell, Fi notes that he seems quite receptive to Peatrice, and despite her warning him not to tell Zelda he goes along with it
SteelKomodo: He's not trying to save Hyrule from Ganon or Vaati or whatever. His main objective, first and formost, is the hoes
SteelKomodo: I rest my case
RedSpy: Brilliance
RedSpy: He even borrows Boozer's ho train
SteelKomodo: wait, hang on, gotta elaborate a bit - Skyward Sword was the first Link, right?
RedSpy: Yush
SteelKomodo: And that link got involved with Peatrice and a lot of stuff got implied with Pipit's mom (again, long story)
SteelKomodo: so basically that Link was a pimp, and every Link since then is his reincarnation trying to top himself in the ho department
SteelKomodo: hell, the subtext of every conversation he had with a female in OoT seemed to be, as Yahtzee put it, "Fuck me"
RedSpy: Pffft
SteelKomodo: The legends call him a hero because he beats the bad guy. But what they fail to mention was that this only happened because the bad guy got in the way of his pimpin'
SteelKomodo: once again, I rest my case
RedSpy: Well, he DOES have a big phallic sword
RedSpy: That he uses to solve all his problems
Erebus: Link was just a level 20 or so Bard. Especially in Oot.
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: also yeah, the Master Sword isn't called that without reason
SteelKomodo: wink wink nudge nudge
SteelKomodo: of course, there were setbacks - the whole thing on Koholint Island was the dream of a giant whale, and thus makes things complicated
SteelKomodo: and imagine the squabbling the Links in Four Swords had
RedSpy: Dirkfest 2011
SteelKomodo: petty much XD
Cornwind Evil: *is not amused by the slander of the greatest video game hero ever*
TheDeleter: Incredible
RedSpy: Paul Phoenix hasn't been slandered
SteelKomodo: http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Deal_With_It.jpg
Cornwind Evil: *puts Redspy in a box*
SteelKomodo: also thanks del :3
RedSpy: You cannot hold me in a box
RedSpy: You cannot stop me with a fox
RedSpy: GREEN EGGS AND EGGS
Cornwind Evil: Ah, but you see
Cornwind Evil: It was all just an elaborate scheme
Cornwind Evil: To get you sued by the estate of Theodore Giesel
RedSpy: Fuck D:
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Cornwind Evil: See guys
Cornwind Evil: When you want to debut a wrestler
Cornwind Evil: You generally have, you know, video packages and stuff
Cornwind Evil: Letting people know they're coming
Cornwind Evil: For example, FANNNNNNDDANNNGGGOOOO had like two months worth of video packages before he actually debuted
Gooper Blooper: he wasn't ready brother
Cornwind Evil: Or the upcoming Wyatt Family
Cornwind Evil: One day in WCW
Cornwind Evil: The announcers suddenly started building up this wrestler, THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: Out of nowhere
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHINE was debuting tonight
Cornwind Evil: We knew nothing about THE MACHINE, but he was supposedly a big deal
Cornwind Evil: All night, hyping THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: Then out comes one of WCW's bigger stars, Diamond Dallas Page
Cornwind Evil: And it turns out he is wrestling THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHHHHIINNNEEEE
Cornwind Evil: So out comes...THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: And he's a guy in a mask
Are you OGREWHELMED?: Like the YET-TAY
Gooper Blooper: Everyone expected the world's first wrestling robot
Cornwind Evil: So they had a match. Neither good or bad
Cornwind Evil: And then...it happened
Gooper Blooper: HE FORGOT THE SECRET SAUCE?
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHINE climbed to the top rope!
Cornwind Evil: DDP got up and dove onto the ropes!
Cornwind Evil: In wrestling, this means you are supposed to fall into a sitting position on top of the turnbuckle
Cornwind Evil: But not THE MACHINE
Cornwind Evil: Instead
Cornwind Evil: First, THE MACHINE stood up
Gooper Blooper: but machines do not have testicles
Cornwind Evil: Then, THE MACHINE uttered a shriek of terror
Cornwind Evil: Then, THE MACHINE launched himself across the ring and instead crotched himself on the middle of the ropes there
Cornwind Evil: Because...THE MACHINE
Are you OGREWHELMED?: CRAWTCH SHAWT
Cornwind Evil: And after all that hype
Cornwind Evil: THE MACHINE...was pinned
Cornwind Evil: And was never seen again
Gooper Blooper: top quality
Cornwind Evil: So ends the strange saga of, THE MACHINE
Gooper Blooper: I wonder if he knows THE SHOCKMASTER
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Gooper Blooper: HE'S GOT SOMETHING FOR YOUUUU
Spy OMac: DID HE JUST SHIT OUT SAVINGS D:
SteelKomodo: Yes he did
SuperHypey: ahahaha
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Gooper Blooper: Bowser is never harmed by lava! (except when he is)
Harpy: bloozer
RubyChao: that's bowser in a nutshell
RubyChao: He's never stopped by anything except when he is
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RubyChao: "I wonder if the person who wrote WinRAR’s 40 day trial mechanism has been fired, or maybe they say he’s fired but his ID still works and he can still walk into the building and get paid for his job."
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GB: Spy when no homework
RubyChao: but what is spy when homework
GB: Spy when homework
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Saberwulf: Writing a story that I have no fucking idea what it's about
Saberwulf: It's got a spaceship with arms though
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REDSPY: Take this gif
REDSPY: Play this song
RubyChao: ...fuck, it works
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Year Of GB: top quality porting job (spoilers for the first Phoenix Wright game)
Year Of GB: "when the victim was died"
Highway to Del: amazing
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Year Of GB: the username is because I gave up waiting for Pokemon Bank and began playing Dream Team
Highway to Del: hell yeah
Year Of GB: pretty sure I'm done with the constant tutorials
Year Of GB: HEY DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUMP?
Highway to Del: you're mario
Highway to Del: if you didn't know you can jump then i'm sorry
Highway to Del: but there's no help
SteelKomodo: XD
Baking Balls: The tutorials
Baking Balls: They still haunt me
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An Actual Birdlady: Kammy Koopa looks good for her 70s
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Gooper Blooper: I like the alternate universe that Youtube Gmod and Source Film Maker videos have created where the TF2 classes no longer take anything seriously anymore and do the Garry's Mod Arm Flail everywhere as they continue to try and fulfill their mission objectives
SteelKomodo: So do I goops
SteelKomodo: so do i
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The Deleter: qAAUP
The Deleter: *wassup
The Deleter: how did i spell that wrong goddamn
RedSpy: What the fuck Del did you just vomit
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RubyChao: OH GOD
RubyChao: i found a pasta with hyper-realistic smell
RubyChao: IT EXISTS
Harpy: a hyperrealistic smell?
RubyChao: "I walked in the room, and there were the rotting corpses of guards everywhere. I thought I could smell them, and then I realized something - I could smell them?"
Harpy: instant fail
(✿◕‿◕): BUT HARPY, AREN'T YOU SPOOKED?!
Harpy: no
(✿◕‿◕): BUT IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE
(✿◕‿◕): ONLY HYPER
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Saberwulf: I have the sudden horrendous urge to play a tabletop game
Saberwulf: It's like an itch inside my fucking corneas
RubyChao: is it basically "if i do not play a tabletop game i will explode"
Saberwulf: Yes
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The RedSpy Chem Experience: I JUST NOTICED THIS ASSHOLE IS WEARING A GIANT HELMET
The RedSpy Chem Experience: All of these years, ALL OF THESE FUCKING YEARS, and I thought he just had big doofy yellow teeth
Gooper Blooper: I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS FACE
Gooper Blooper: HE WARPED AROUND SO QUICK I NEVER GOT A GOOD LOOK
RubyChao: WHAT
RubyChao: WHAAAT
The RedSpy Chem Experience: I KNOW, RIGHT GOOPS?
The RedSpy Chem Experience: BIG GREY FACE
The RedSpy Chem Experience: PINK MOUTH
The RedSpy Chem Experience: STUPID YELLOW TEETH
RubyChao: YEAH
RubyChao: YEAH
The RedSpy Chem Experience: NO ITS ACTUALLY A HELMET
RubyChao: THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS FUCKING THOUGHT
The RedSpy Chem Experience: I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST NIGHTMARE'S EVEN UGLIER COUSIN
RubyChao: I CAN'T UNSEE THE FACE EVEN NOW
Jumpropeman: I can't relate because I've spent too much time on the Kirby Wiki and noticed it a few years ago :I
RubyChao: LIKE I LOOK AT IT AND I KINDA SEE THE HELMET BUT MY MIND JUST SLIPS BACK INTO FACE
RubyChao: dammit dark mind :I
Gooper Blooper: ARRRRGH
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Harpy: and my FFT team will be completely girl orientated, with carlos and xavier and shawn being the only three guys aside from Alex
Gooper Blooper: My team was full of women too, Celadon City Old Guy would have loved it
Gooper Blooper: "This party is great! It's full of women!"
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Jumpropeman: Don't you mean "It's full of strong trainers!"
SteelKomodo: :getoutfrog:
Jumpropeman: but my sensibilities D: As an American I cannot tolerate old lecherous men and gambling in my pokemon
Gooper Blooper: "I'm a ramblin' gamin' dude!"
Gooper Blooper: game freak pls
Jumpropeman: Gamer Mark wants to battle! He's a gamer, not a gambler!
Jumpropeman: Gamer Mark send out Purple Jynx
Gooper Blooper: Yeah, this old guy with the dice is actually just playing D and D
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Harpy: look on laptop
Harpy: "where's my FFT?"
Harpy: realize you're not emulating it at all and its on your vita, you idiot
Harpy: megaderp
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Jumpropeman: "A few years ago in Germany, some parents organized to make a garbage bin for people to toss out their violent video games in response to a school shooting. This is the bin. They considered it a success"
Gooper Blooper: >a Game Boy game
Gooper Blooper: YOU CAN'T EVEN TELL WHAT'S HAPPENING
Jumpropeman: BUT THE TEXT SAID THERE WAS BLOOD
Gooper Blooper: HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD
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Jumpropeman: i
Jumpropeman: am
Jumpropeman: so dumb!
RubyChao: ???
Jumpropeman: I've spent MONTHS looking around my room for my Nook
Jumpropeman: and its sitting out in the open on my video game shelf
RubyChao: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: HAHAHHAH
RubyChao continues to point and laugh
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Draco: Would it be appropriately melodramatic and over-the-top to threaten to quit RPing over JRM's thumbs-down smiley? =p
Draco: (Then again, how could you tell if I'd quit or not?)
Jumpropeman: (pO_O)p
Draco: (ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻
Jumpropeman: (bOwO)b
Draco: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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RubyChao: true suffering: your headphones only work in both ears in exactly the right positioning
Harpy: w-what
Harpy: a-aaah
RubyChao: and you can't find that positioning again
RubyChao: D:
Harpy: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Harpy: D: oh god that is hell
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Jumpropeman: you know that hawk stock sound effect from every movie?
Jumpropeman: I can hear that coming from outside
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RedSpy: I hatehateHATE taking photos of myself
Harpy: why? you're cute
RedSpy: t-thanks
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Saberwulf: HARK, A POST
Saberwulf: It just took ten octillion years
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