Gooper Blooper: Harpy: damn, no goops
Harpy: i must tell him about this alternate universe full of alexes
RedSpy: pfffft
Harpy: after he defeated yursarsh, everybody started naming their bebbes after him and hoping they grow up to be big, strong knights
Gooper Blooper: ...
Gooper Blooper: >big
RubyChao: alex's size was highly exaggerated in the legends
Gooper Blooper: The size given in the scrolls was in fact the length of his idiot hair
SteelKomodo: Lolz
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Harpy: *just made a flower girl in a new steam game called Starbound*
Harpy: NOT MORE CHARACTERS GKJLGJ
Gooper Blooper: The Harpykin
SteelKomodo: :3
Gooper Blooper: An enormous, glorious throng of fantasy people
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RubyChao: so if Spy is Shane and Goops is Vince
RubyChao: what does that make me
Gooper Blooper: uh
Gooper Blooper: The Rock?
Harpy: what
Gooper Blooper: Chao is the people's champion
RubyChao: can you smeeeeell what the chao is cooking
Harpy: I am more confoot than ever
Gooper Blooper: harpy is always confused by chatzy
RedSpy: We rustlemans now
Harpy: more confoot than a death god drinking snapture ready
Harpy: why is he even at the KoB anyway
Gooper Blooper: It's not like gods have never dropped by the KoB
Harpy: Muh ideaaz, they outta control
RedSpy: Because Wynaut
Gooper Blooper: Arceus stopped by for a few pints the other day, mumbling about "Banktide"
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Gooper Blooper: My headcanon for legendary Pokemon are that they are extremely rare and fearsome creatures, but they aren't one of a kind and they aren't gods
Gooper Blooper: They're just worshiped as if they were gods
Gooper Blooper: therein lies the key - the legendary abilities attributed to them are mere folklore and exaggeration
Gooper Blooper: Except Regigigas
Gooper Blooper: Regigigas totally did tow the continents into their current place with ropes
Gooper Blooper: totes
RubyChao: church of bros
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Gooper Blooper: "I'm alright with the space setting, really. I'm just a nut for magic and sorcery and all, and...usually that doesn't go very well with SPAAAACE! Unless there were weapons that pretty much acted like magic weapons. Or people could have psychic powers. Mebbe."
Gooper Blooper: FORESHADOWING IN JANUARY 2013
Jumpropeman: ha
Harpy: DUN DUN
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RedSpy: What do you guys think? Team All Johns seem like a good test party?
Harpy: yes
Gooper Blooper: Replace one of those random foods with Papa John's pizza
RedSpy: . . . Goops you're a genius
Gooper Blooper: maybe work Long John Silver's in there
Gooper Blooper: Item of clothing: long johns
RedSpy: . . . There's more items than I thought
RedSpy: Tools and medicines are items too
RedSpy: Guess what I'm adding for medicine
Gooper Blooper: tramajohn
Harpy: oh god we're going too far
Gooper Blooper: when's jon arbuckle
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Harpy: hiya
Harpy: disappeared because I had to restart my computer; lot of red pixels were showing up for no darn reason
Harpy: i guess I could say that i felt like I was in the middle of a crappypasta
Barong Squad: oh noooo
Barong Squad: then a hyperrealistic skeleton jumped out of harpy's screen
Barong Squad: and she was 2spooked
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Gooper Blooper: If anything will summon Del, this is it
SteelKomodo: XD
Defcon Squad joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: IT WORKED
Defcon Squad: Hark I am summoned
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Saberwulf: I'm unusually happy and I don't know why, something horrible must be wrong
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[Del adds Skeleton King to his RP Character list]
Furlong Squad: i updated my character profile with a "reveal"
Furlong Squad: as in "you knew already"
RubyChao: i'm so shocked by this reveal
Furlong Squad: it was completely out of left field
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Saberwulf: holy good god, the winter Olympics are being broadcast in 4320p
Saberwulf: Do they even make tvs that do that
SteelKomodo: must do, if that's still a thing :U
Saberwulf: I'm pretty sure you can see individual flakes of snow at that res
Furlong Squad: a tv screen as big as texas
Furlong Squad: only the astronauts can watch
SteelKomodo: #aeiou
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Frosty The Snowman joined the chat
Frosty The Snowman: Happy birthday!
Harpy: FROSTYYYY
Frosty The Snowman changed name to M Sheep
Harpy: AHH FUCK THAT SHEEP
M Sheep: There must have been some magic
M Sheep: in that old plot we found
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M Sheep: I have seen Celestia's face
M Sheep: the spell is broken
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Draco: Side note: I was catching up on my Chatzy Madness, saw that thing about the Sarahkin, and instantly thought of Powerpuff girls. "Ariel: commander and the leader! Sarah: she is the joy and the laughter! Gloria: she's the toughest fighter!"
Draco: WHITEMAGE GIRLS SAVE THE DAY!
Draco: Fighting fiends! Trying to save Spira! Here they come just in time! The White Magic Girls! WHITE MAGIC!
Gooper Blooper: Josephine is stuck having to be Bunny
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SteelKomodo: My train of thought goes "how can I ruin this character and defile every bit of canon at the same time?"
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Gooper Blooper: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give YULETIDE
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Gooper Blooper: christmasephine
Long Squad: :3
SteelKomodo: :3
Gooper Blooper: now in 3D
SteelKomodo: 3Dsephine
SteelKomodo: 3Dirk already exists, so why not? :U
Gooper Blooper: Anyone planning undead enemies for next year, LOOK OUT
Long Squad: skeleton king is boned
Gooper Blooper: he's always boned
Long Squad: bones
SteelKomodo: king of boned
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Gooper Blooper: Looks like there's a japanese Let's Play that got a lot of fanart
Gooper Blooper: From what I can gather, a guy played Final Fantasy Tactics with Action Replay
Gooper Blooper: He used codes so he could play as alternate-color characters and so that they could wield any weapon, but to make it hard his party is four white mages
RubyChao: >four white mages
RubyChao: *sarahkin intensify*
RubyChao: also do you have a nico link, goops
Gooper Blooper: One of them used an axe, one a spear, one a sword, and the last one was a Monk who used bare fists
RubyChao: or at least the pixiv link you got this from
Pingas: Osh taught Gloria so well
Gooper Blooper: Not to the LP itself, no. I'm interpreting this from fanart and from an explanation I heard last year concerning one of the pictures
SteelKomodo: ah
RubyChao: ah, i see
Gooper Blooper: Because there's like half a dozen artists that have drawn four white mages, each with those exact weapons and each a different color
Gooper Blooper: I should have one saved
Gooper Blooper: here we are
RubyChao: josephine, sarah, ariel, gloria
RubyChao: from left to right
Gooper Blooper: Going by height, that fits fairly well
Pingas: Pictured there: Ariel being irritated at reality not being rallied for
Gooper Blooper: reality requires rallies
RubyChao: next year osh fights gloria again
RubyChao: defeats all her summons, considers the battle just about won
RubyChao: loses when she punches him in the face
Pingas: Osh would not mind losing that. He'd just be proud as hell
Pingas: (On the condition that he gets to learn how to summon aftewards)
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RubyChao: does erebus give him piggyback rides
Jeonsy: He's walknig too but v wibbly
Jeonsy: Yiss
Jeonsy: Totes adorbs
SteelKomodo: :3
SteelKomodo: good to hear all that!
Jeonsy: Gon be the bedt chridtmas evre
Jeonsy: U betcha
SteelKomodo: Huzzah!
Jeonsy: Oop gotta go
Jeonsy: Sippy wantsh help putting the ' fridg back to glorious fullnrss
Jeonsy: So much tucking bacon
Jeonsy: N turkey's
Jeonsy: Birdpocypse in in da hizxy
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd, good luck!
Pingas: Its a birdemic D:
Jeonsy: Niiiiiiiite
Jeonsy: Mwah
Jeonsy left the chat
Harpy: jonesy u 2 sweet <3333
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RubyChao: tragically this one good nuclear fusion remix does not seem to have the lyrics up anywhere :(
SteelKomodo: :(
[later]
RubyChao: i found those lyrics
RubyChao: and all it took was a little illegal downloading!
RubyChao is arrested
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RubyChao: slow today, tomorrow is christmas shoppin
Gooper Blooper: Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve
Gooper Blooper: riding the ragged edge of extreme, that's chao
RubyChao: gotta LIVE ON THE EDGEEEE
RubyChao grinds a rail
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Gooper Blooper: I made one of those things
Harpy: *takes cough drop*
Harpy: goddamn it sarah
Harpy: or me
Harpy: sarahme
Gooper Blooper: Harpy Triden
Harpy: also the Mario Bros games will now be represented by the Sarah Sisters. Now with Ariel as Luigi!
Harpy: year of ariel
RubyChao: they have to rescue Prince Alex
Gooper Blooper: Luigi still technically taller than Mario
Gooper Blooper: Mario still fatter than Luigi
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Bloopmas: ALL THE BLOOPS DOWN IN RICCO LIKED CHRISTMAS A LOT
Bloopmas: BUT THE BOWZ, WHO LIVED IN CORONA MOUNTAIN, DID NOT
Bloopmas: etc
RubyChao: featuring bowser jr as the sleigh-pulling dog
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Bloopmas: got a pretty darn good haul of stuff this year
Bloopmas: There were two big surprises
RubyChao: tell us the loot, gooper
RubyChao: we must know
Bloopmas: Surprise 1 was a Kindle Fire tablet
RubyChao: *gloria weakens*
Bloopmas: poor Gloria. I specifically asked for no books this year since they're expensive and I don't read much anymore
RubyChao: >don't read much
RubyChao: *gloria collapses*
Bloopmas: ded summoner :<
SteelKomodo: :<
Bloopmas: Surprise number 2 was hilarious
Bloopmas: It was a handmade scarf, with a note included that said my mom made it by hand "with love in every stitch" which sounds so lovely
Bloopmas: but
Bloopmas: I then realized "mom did you do this just so you could make a Spongebob reference"
RubyChao: did she
Bloopmas: the answer is yes
RubyChao: PFFFFFT
SteelKomodo: ...XD
SteelKomodo: amaziiiiiiing
RubyChao: so how do you revive gloria anyway
RubyChao: does one just wave a book under her nose like smelling salts
Bloopmas: possibly, chao
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Dong Squad: SKELETON KING SAYS
Dong Squad: DRINK YOUR MILK
Dong Squad: SO YOUR BONES WILL BE NICE AND STRONG WHEN I TAKE THEM
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iDel joined the chat
iDel: Yo
iDel: Anyone about?
iDel: No?
iDel: Then I can do this
iDel: HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY
iDel: HELLO MY RAGTIME GAL
iDel: SEND ME A KISS BY WIRE
iDel: BABY MY HEARTS ON FIRE
RubyChao: boo
iDel: IF YOU REFUSE ME HONEY YOU LOSE ME
iDel: THEN aw fuck it
iDel: Hi chao
Harpy: hi del
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Bloopmas: hahaha my mom loves shouting commands at the Xbox
RubyChao: is it because now she can yell at technology for a reason
Bloopmas: yes
Bloopmas: She sat down in front of it while my brother was away and yelled "XBOX CALL OF DUTY"
Bloopmas: Call of Duty wasn't even in the machine
Harpy: XBOX TV
RubyChao: pfffft
Bloopmas: Saying "XBOX ON" while the Xbox is already on takes you to the account sign-in screen
Bloopmas: She panicked and shouted random things, he came back and fixed it
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Bloopmas: poor samus
Bloopmas: started out as one of the biggest contradictions to women as sexy sex sexes in vidya
Bloopmas: then the Zero Suit happened
RubyChao: to be fair at least she was able to be awesome in the zero suit in zero mission and brawl
Cornwind Evil: I had to dig through a fair bit of cheesecake and further to find some appropriate images.
RubyChao: then the game we don't talk about (didn't) happen
Cornwind Evil: Honestly, Other M was far worse than Zero Suit
Bloopmas: definitely
Cornwind Evil: Women can have sexuality and toughness, it's all in the execution
Bloopmas: the babby
Cornwind Evil: Heck Other M could have worked as well, but the execution just...blah
Bloopmas: We've got no shortage of badass ladies in ZFRP!
Cornwind Evil: You could easily rewrite Adam and Samus' relationship so its not grating.
RubyChao: other m had an interesting premise but the way the story played out is completely terrible
RubyChao: well interesting-ish
Cornwind Evil: It helps that none of us are comfortable in introducing anything but clean romance.
Cornwind Evil: Imagine if the board was bigger and some unfortunate drew some Sarah cheesecake
Cornwind Evil: ....now I'm picturing a literal cheesecake with Sarah's face drawn on it
RubyChao: that would be the more likely one :V
Bloopmas: well there was that one picture of Sine as Sarah
Cornwind Evil: "For every foe who wished they could eat that mage alive."
Bloopmas: Sarah-brand cheesecake
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Harpy: Sammy got her powers from being confident in herself. The way you guys know her now, she's completely confident in herself, and that's why her powers so stronk and why she talks the way she does without issue
Bloopmas: Does that mean she loses her powers if she gets upset/loses confidence?
Spyman the Great: . . . If any villain tries beating Sammy by breaking her spirit
Bloopmas: Sarah and Sammy vs. Man Of A Million Fat Jokes
Harpy: Her powers goes on the fritz. THEN she loses them after that
Bloopmas: D:
Bloopmas: Then Ariel has to do Rally For Reality II
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RubyChao: now i just need to come up with the entire rest of the story about the legendary warriors and i'll have a whole lot of worldbuilding for next year
Bloopmas: pff
RubyChao: (none of them were red mages)
Bloopmas: (were any of them white mages)
RubyChao: (probably one was)
RubyChao: (but not all)
Bloopmas: not every adventuring party can be all white mages
Bloopmas: it takes a special breed
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Bloopmas: M SHEEP FOREVER IS COMING OUT IN 2014, I CAN FEEL IT
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