Jumpropeman: Oceanus needs to become friends with Edyth
Jumpropeman: all your characters must be her friends
Mike Aruba: XD Yes
Mike Aruba: All characters everywhere must be her friends
Jumpropeman: oh god, The Cult of Edyth's Friends
Jumpropeman: if you haven't noticed, I RP Edyth very differently than most characters :V
Mike Aruba: I have noticed that
Jumpropeman: thank goodness for chatzy so I can get all my dumbness out instead of having her be dumb
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Cornwind Evil: I wandered into a Canadian Tire because I was bored
Cornwind Evil: This was like...2002?
Cornwind Evil: No, 2003
Cornwind Evil: Anyway, they had a small toys section
Cornwind Evil: And I discovered it was basically all four year old Batman and Robin (the movie) toys
Cornwind Evil: And worse, it was all the mooks that Mr. Freeze had, called Frostbite
Jumpropeman: oh hey Atronach :V
Cornwind Evil: It was just so sad. This tiny little toy section in a store that's mainly supposed to sell stuff like automobile supplies
Cornwind Evil: Almost entirely composed of Frostbite toys
Jumpropeman: *Victor buys them all, gives them to our Frostbite*
Cornwind Evil: Just like nine or ten action figures of the mook of an unpopular movie
Jumpropeman: "This is not a gift I have any use for"
Cornwind Evil: It was like a modern version of the Isle of Misfit Toys
Jumpropeman: one thing I liked about the Mook toys is you could make up your own character
Jumpropeman: Batman had to be batman
Jumpropeman: but I had a generic indian toy that kept breaking, and soon he evolved into a severely handicapped but capable Native American... although the toy did have white skin >_>
Jumpropeman: I wrapped actual medical tape over where he lost his arm
Draco: I had a knockoff GI Joe who had a neon green bike helmet, pink sunglasses, swim shoes, a neon blue vest, and pants to match the helmet. I called him the French Ninja Biker and he was the world's greatest white belt. He could even beat some orange belts.
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Draco: Monk the Druid the Mammoth, you are a magnificent bastard, and I mean that quite literally. The genetic material donor and the cloning crechè aren't married.
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Gooper Blooper: Well, GameFAQs' front page mentioned Draven won the contest for exactly one day, and now all mention of the contest is erased from the homepage
Gooper Blooper: SBAllen salty
The Deleter: hahahaha
The Deleter: well, looks like it's the League of Draven
Gooper Blooper: I'm pretty sure even L-Block got at least a weekend
The Deleter: better than link for the millionth time
Gooper Blooper: Don't worry, they fixed it
Gooper Blooper: They had a bonus match at the end - Link vs Snake
Gooper Blooper: Link won
Gooper Blooper: all is right again
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iDel: MeeM
Cornwind Evil drops a sixteen ton safe on Del.
Cornwind Evil: There will be no reviving THAT meme, thank you very much.
Jumpropeman: MeeM?
Cornwind Evil drops one on JRM as well.
Cornwind Evil: I have more!
Cornwind Evil: Wal-Mart was having a sale!
Gooper Blooper: the four horsemeem of the apoco-lel
Cornwind Evil: I buy in bulk by nature!
Cornwind Evil drops one on GB.
Gooper Blooper: *The safe lands on Ariel instead*
Cornwind Evil: SOMEHOW NOT SURPRISED
Cornwind Evil: The sky is blue, water is wet, if something fatal happens it's to Ariel
Cornwind Evil: Yesterday the grim reaper was drunk and took Gloria instead
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Cornwind Evil: The best part is that I came up with this whole idea while sitting in the car today
Cornwind Evil: So see, I can improvise!
Cornwind Evil: Especially when it comes to making characters suffer and RPers mad!
RubyChao: Note to self: Never let Cornwind sit in a car again.
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Cornwind Evil: So, thoughts on this background color. Yay or nay
Harpy: May?
Cornwind Evil: No Harpy, it's September
Harpy: It better not be eternal
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RubyChao joined the chat
RubyChao: i just needed to come on and yell OH NOOOO at gooper's post
SteelKomodo: ...GLORIA NO D:
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Harpy: there was no class
Harpy: so I ate and I just bought sweets
Gooper Blooper: Sarah approves
Harpy: there is no end to how Sarah I am
Harpy: dammit I was just making a sarah joke
Gooper Blooper: Everyone has already mentally linked sweets and Sarah
Gooper Blooper: I've poisoned all your minds forever
Harpy: you've poisoned all white mages forever
Gooper Blooper: four white mages will never work
Harpy: four sarahs will always work
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Ravishing Ric FLair: Ey guys
Jumpropeman: you're looking ravishing
Gooper Blooper: Is the L in Flair meant to be capitalized
Ravishing Ric FLair: . . . Effffff
Ravishing Ric FLair changed name to Ravishing Ric Flair
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: WHOOOO
RubyChao: pffft
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iDel: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
iDel: Ugh feel like crap
iDel: Colds :<
RubyChao: D:
Jumpropeman: ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) ʟᴏᴡᴇʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)
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Ravishing Ric Flair: Mighty No. 3 and Ulrika tag team
Ravishing Ric Flair: Everyone roflstomped by proud metallic women of color
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SteelKomodo: Never thought I'd write "hello mr liver" in my life, but there you go
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Saberwulf: Chet's really good at basketball
Saberwulf: FOR A WHITE BOY OOOOOHH
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SteelKomodo: I need a name for a badass transforming robo-mech built by an actual god driven by an angel
SteelKomodo: that isn't Great Sacred Treasure
The Deleter: dongbot 9000
SteelKomodo: nice try, but that's Dirk's backup mech in case he crashes the Breast Chaser :U
RubyChao: Super Mecha Angel-Bot
The Deleter: Freckles
The Deleter: in honour of Caboose
The Deleter: Captain Caboose of Blue Team
The Deleter: o_o7
RedSpy: . . . Yes, Freckles
Cornwind Evil: Blessed Moonsilver
RedSpy: Reptar's Rampage
Cornwind Evil: Weeping Skies
RedSpy: Based Bazza
SteelKomodo: spy you are no help :P
RubyChao: Spy's Naming Folly
RedSpy: Winnie the Fuck You
The Deleter: For What Reason Are You An Owl
The Deleter: It's One of Ours Sir
The Deleter: Gravitas Shortfall
RedSpy: The Great Ship Titty
Cornwind Evil: You People Are Terrible
SteelKomodo: we are :<
RedSpy: Napoleon Bonerfart, General of Pants
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Gooper Blooper: I love how giddy CW gets over beating the shit out of protagonists
Gooper Blooper: it's cartoonish super-villainy
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Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Harpy: oh shit, sammy's on a boss tractor, nvm
Harpy rolled a die with 31 sides. The die showed: 13
Harpy: HAW
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SteelKomodo: why didn't Captain Bones go to the pool party?
One! Two!: Because nobody there could solve his puzzles?
SteelKomodo: He had nobody to go with
RubyChao: booooooo
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M Sheep: "forms hundred-foot wings from raw infinity, breaking through the core in single swoop"
M Sheep: And that's how David destroyed Poryphion
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The Deleter: Next year's villain - The Scrublord
The Deleter: He runs on a 1-16 tractor and sucks really bad
The Deleter: And is defeated in one fight
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M Sheep: Great, now the giant abomination is WACKY too
Cornwind Evil: That's RPing
Cornwind Evil: For most of these guys, Phineas' reason for being the Big Bad was because VGCW Red started losing
Cornwind Evil: Forget a tragic case of insanity turned to nihilism, no, it was because Red hit a cold streak
Gooper Blooper: it's true
Gooper Blooper: If Scorpion wins at End Game 5 the entire plot resets and we have to do it again
Cornwind Evil: AND I'LL THROW IN ALL THE SETPIECES I HAD TO SCRAP
Cornwind Evil: FIGHT ON A TRAIN
Cornwind Evil: FIGHT WHILE FALLING THROUGH THE SKY ON A WRECKED AIRSHIP
Gooper Blooper: CONALL'S EVIL THIS TIME
Gooper Blooper: MORE DED ARIEL
Cornwind Evil: AND HE HAS A TWIN
Cornwind Evil: WHO IS EVEN MORE EVIL
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Jumpropeman: next year I will RP a literal Meat Grinder that Sheep can just have his characters dance into
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Cornwind Evil: So, what have we learned about the Society?
Cornwind Evil: Anubis is weak to yo-yos
RubyChao: two of them are still stuck on the planet :V
Cornwind Evil: Penny Dreadful is compelled to fight with camp men
M Sheep: All Star is low tier
Cornwind Evil: Phineas became a villain because Red hit a cold streak
RubyChao: Scorched Earth and Razzle Dazzle are jobbers
Gooper Blooper: Maddie built the Hag 1
Harpy: Horizon is still a douche
M Sheep: No one will ever take Springboard seriously
M Sheep: Boing~
Harpy: OH MY GOD THAT'S CANON NOW? I LOVE YOU CW
Jumpropeman: I had no idea we were ever supposed to
Cornwind Evil: Springboard didn't do too badly.
Jumpropeman: I think he's being facetious Harpy
Cornwind Evil: ...SURE
Cornwind Evil: IT'S CANON
Gooper Blooper: He just had a funny power
Harpy: shut up, its canon to me
Cornwind Evil: PHINEAS WAS A BAD GUY REALLY BECAUSE OF VGCW
Cornwind Evil: WHY NOT
Gooper Blooper: You could say it was THE FINAL STRAW
Gooper Blooper: AFTER ALL THE OTHER MISERY, HE WAS AT LEAST STILL ENTERTAINED BY VGCW
Gooper Blooper: BUT THEN
M Sheep: BOING~
M Sheep: Every time Springboard shows up I hear Waluigi pinball in my head
Harpy: OH GOD NOW I HEAR IT TOO, M SHEEP
Harpy: ITS FUCKING CONTAGIOUS
RubyChao: I hear Waluigi Stadium instead
RubyChao: don't forget that you need long arms if you want to go boxing with god!
Gooper Blooper: That fucking CM Punk brick joke
Gooper Blooper: Stanley finally boxed with god
Cornwind Evil: And he knocked God the fuck out
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One! Two!: That awkward moment where you're trying to make wildlife for 17's planet and briefly make Nose Snail
Draco: 17's planet is Earth except every animal is half-crab.
M Sheep: Nose snaaaaaaail
M Sheep: nobody expects a thing
M Sheep: *suspects
M Sheep: way to ruin it, M Sheep
M Sheep: just
M Sheep: Just bravo
M Sheep slow clap of disgust
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RubyChao: ROLL FOR SAMUS'S SUIT EXPLODING JUST WHEN SHE THOUGHT IT SURVIVED THE MISSION
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
RubyChao: hahaha wow um
RubyChao: lolsamus
Gooper Blooper: SAMUS COME THE FUCK ON
Cornwind Evil: Samus, it's clear. Zoofights RP is a pervert who prefers you in the Zero Suit
Draco: Shouldn't have used that Final Smash.
Gooper Blooper: *You Tried stickers rain from above to patch the suit together*
Jumpropeman: ariel should roll for just keeling over too
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
RubyChao: tomorrow samus will walk into the bar in her wreck of a suit
Gooper Blooper: She just abruptly falls unconscious for a few minutes
RubyChao: sitting down will cause one of the shoulders to fall off
RubyChao: i'll roll for how patriotic general cleft is today
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Jumpropeman: and now Samurai the Cleric will try to cast a spell
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
RubyChao: HE'S SO PATRIOTIC TEDDY ROOSEVELT JUST CAME BACK
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 16
Harpy: MEANWHILE MARISA IS SURVIVING TH14 EXTRA MODE
Jumpropeman: how will Edyth take listening to Leo's story?
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
Jumpropeman: SHE DOESN'T CARE MUCH FOR IT
One! Two!: How will Ricard take Meat Boy burrowing into his brain like a meat parasite?
One! Two! rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
One! Two!: HE . . . SOMEWHAT DOESN'T MIND
RubyChao: HOW WELL CAN UTSUHO HOLD HER BEER
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
RubyChao: WE'VE GOT A DAMN HEAVYWEIGHT OVER HERE
Gooper Blooper: HOW MUCH CAKE WILL ARIEL CONSUME
Gooper Blooper rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
Gooper Blooper: AN AVERAGE AMOUNT
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
Harpy: NOT ENOUGH
RubyChao: DOES VICTOR WAKE UP YET
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
RubyChao: HE'S UP BUT NOT ABOUT
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Draco: Beatbox hits something with a rocket punch!
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Harpy: Siren is drinking enough tea to satisfy
RubyChao: ...SHIT I'M OUT OF CHARACTERS TO ROLL FOR
Jumpropeman: FAITH
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
Jumpropeman: CONTINUES TO BE BORING
Cornwind Evil: WILL I KEEP MY PROMISE ABOUT NEVER DOING A MAINPLOT AGAIN
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 5
Gooper Blooper: OH GOD
Cornwind Evil: ....I WON'T BE ABLE TO HELP MYSELF
RubyChao: wait i know
Jumpropeman: *bans cornwind*
Gooper Blooper: 2014: THE POSSE
Cornwind Evil: LED BY THE GHOST OF ANDRE THE GIANT
RubyChao: DOES DR. NERIQUE DO ANYTHING IMPORTANT
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
RubyChao: NO HE JUST KEEPS CAMEOING
Jumpropeman: aww, I was hoping he would roll a 10
Jumpropeman: the middle
Jumpropeman: mediocre
Cornwind Evil: DOES TALLULAH LIKE CARLOS
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 9
Cornwind Evil: MAYBE
Cornwind Evil: WILL I DO MARVIN AND HALYCON'S WEDDING THIS YEAR
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
Cornwind Evil: WEDDINGS DO TAKE A WHILE TO PLAN
Jumpropeman: DOES ALL-STAR USE TOUGH ACTIN TINACTIN?
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 5
Jumpropeman: no
Gooper Blooper: BOOM!
RubyChao: WILL PITSUHO EVER BE CANON
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
Gooper Blooper: WILL DIRK AND JOSEPHINE GET DRUNK AND MAKE OUT IN THE BAR
Gooper Blooper flipped a coin. The coin showed: Heads
Gooper Blooper: IT'S HAPPENING
Cornwind Evil: I wonder if the Kobbers would attend that
One! Two!: WILL OSH AND SAMMY TAKE ON ALL COMPETITION AND BE THE BEST THERE EVER WAS
One! Two! rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 8
One! Two!: THAT'S A YES
Jumpropeman: spy doesn't understand tractors anymore :V
RubyChao: WILL THE KOBBERS ATTEND MARVIN X HALYCON
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 19
Cornwind Evil: ALL OF THEM
RubyChao: IT'S A GODDAMN KOBBER PARTY UP IN THIS JOINT
Cornwind Evil: EVEN WIDOW MAKER
Cornwind Evil: SHE CAME FOR THE FREE FOOD
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
Draco: Beatbox just won two free scratch tickets! =D
RubyChao: all-star is that one guy at the weddings
RubyChao: you know the one
RubyChao: who just sleeps through the ceremony and eats all the food
Gooper Blooper: I guess this is what happens when you roleplay for nine hours straight
Gooper Blooper: everyone just completely loses their minds
Cornwind Evil: But Gooper
Cornwind Evil: Don't worry
Cornwind Evil: IT'S ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Cornwind Evil: PART OF THE PLAAAAAANNN
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Cornwind Evil: The Society needs a new name
Cornwind Evil: I am taking suggestions
Jumpropeman: The Collective
Jumpropeman: The Cult
Jumpropeman: The Evildudes
Gooper Blooper: The Posse was actually what I got from putting them into Gizzoogle
Cornwind Evil: THEY'RE NOT EVIL ANY MORE
RubyChao: The Peeps
Harpy: The World, after the tarot card
RubyChao: The Bros
Jumpropeman: The HahaWeFooledYouWe'reStillEvil
RubyChao: The Not-Evil-Anymore-We-Promise-Gang
Gooper Blooper: ARIEL ADVICE II: Using another DRAMATIC OMINOUS NAME like "The ______" is discouraged
One! Two!: The Troll Slaiyers
Cornwind Evil: I'm gonna need more stairs
Gooper Blooper: oh god spy
Harpy: Selfless Samarians
Jumpropeman: EVIL: Everyone Vying for Illuminated Life
Gooper Blooper: sorry tails if this looks gay to the viewers
Harpy: almost typed Sammarians
Draco: The Committee
Gooper Blooper: I'm not much for thinking at 11:30
One! Two!: BONER - By Our New Electronic Robot!
Gooper Blooper: Samantharians
Jumpropeman: Guys Who Have Nowhere Else To Go Now
Jumpropeman: GWHNETGN
One! Two!: Sammy's Peeps
Jumpropeman: Augmented Reality
Harpy: Sammy has a seat at the Table? :U
One! Two!: Channel 3
Gooper Blooper: Men Without Hats
One! Two!: Jensen and the Fat Man
One! Two!: A Horny Walrus
Jumpropeman: Augie Doggie and Doggy Daddy
One! Two!: The Coalition of Derp
One! Two!: Crash and the Boys
Gooper Blooper: Zoofights
One! Two!: Rooty Tooty Point and Shooty
Jumpropeman: Bronies
Gooper Blooper: we've all lost it
Gooper Blooper: It's a half hour to midnight and I've lost my mind
Jumpropeman: *waves arms around like an orangutan*
Harpy: honestly, lets just call them
Harpy: Helping Hands
Gooper Blooper: HELPING HANDS REVIVES
Jumpropeman: The People for the Ethical Treatment of Augments
Gooper Blooper: World Progress Alliance
Gooper Blooper: no wait that's Ariel's group
Jumpropeman: Nationalsozialismus
Gooper Blooper: Dr. Robotnik's Super Sonic Search and Smash Squad
Jumpropeman: Glavnoye Razvedyvatel'noye Upravleniy
Draco: Watch out, Widow Maker, you're now the target of THE SUBURB.
Draco: Mega Man, beware! THE TROUPE knows where you are!
Jumpropeman: The Iron Guard
Draco: Reject, you're about to get rejected by......THE ADMISSIONS BOARD.
Jumpropeman: Esquadrão da Morte
Jumpropeman: Batallion 316
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Gooper Blooper finds Gangsta Name Generator
Gooper Blooper: "Your old, busted name was The Society. We now dub yo ass:"
Gooper Blooper: "Dank-Ass Red Snappa"
Harpy: HAAW
Gooper Blooper: The Dank-Ass Red Snappas. Making the world a better place.
Harpy: what's sammy's new name
RubyChao: i'm gonna have fun with this
RubyChao: Samus is now "Phat Goat Smuggla"
Harpy: she gonna be a gangsta with marisa
Draco: D'oh ho ho ho ho ho!
Harpy: AHAHHAA
RubyChao: maybe she'll have better luck smuggling goats
RubyChao rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 15
Gooper Blooper: Samantha Goddard becomes "Sherman Tank Ho Slappa"
RubyChao: ALL SHE HAS TO DO IS CHANGE HER NAME
RubyChao: what about okuu
Gooper Blooper: she's a goddamn tank yo
Jumpropeman: Reject= Good-Ass Daddy
Harpy: AHAHAHA Ho Slappa
RubyChao: oh god i tried jumpropeman and got
RubyChao: "Mad Cow Biyaaatch"
Harpy: Marisa Kirisame?
Gooper Blooper: Utsuho Reiuji = Green Egg Guatemalan
Gooper Blooper: Here, try it out yourself
Jumpropeman: Edyth= White Mofo Drug Smuggla
Draco: When the bat signal lights up the night, Gentleman Draco becomes....
Draco: White Jimmy Jamma!
Harpy: so THATS what the demon was. IT WAS DRUGS
Jumpropeman: WALL!!= Whipped Crack Smoka
Gooper Blooper: Sarah Triden = Sherman Tank Slim Jimma
Gooper Blooper: SARAH AND SAMMY ARE TANK BUDDIES
Harpy: So is Carlos
Jumpropeman: Doomrider= Cow-Tippin Lumpynuts
RubyChao: Gloria Encarta = Swingin Pimp
Harpy: Sherman Tank Robba
RubyChao: gloria gets all da ladies. or guys, her choice
Gooper Blooper: oh god gloria
Jumpropeman: oh lord
Harpy: Alexander Triden = Butt-Jugglin Tang Chasa
Gooper Blooper: Guess who got "Wobbly Jungle Robba"
Jumpropeman: Antoinette= Secret Hung Daddy
Harpy: Alex, I didn't know you were like dirk :I
Gooper Blooper: Alex stop juggling Sarah's butt
One! Two!: Purple-Headed Monkey Smuggla
One! Two!: Oceanus
RubyChao: And the last of the four sisters...
RubyChao: is "Wobbly Jungle Robba"
One! Two!: Mercedes-Rollin Mule Robba 17
Gooper Blooper: Wobbly Jungle Robba was Josephine
Harpy: ...AHAHAHA
Harpy: Hubert Uladh: Steamy Pimp
One! Two!: No-pants Weasel Boy
One! Two!: Wheeler
Draco: =o
One! Two!: Jimbo da Canadian Leo
Jumpropeman: Project 35= Trip-n-Fall Monkey Hunta
Gooper Blooper: Ariel is Mercedes-Rollin Scratchy Nutz
One! Two!: Played Out Jamaican Ricard
Harpy: Broken Arse Star Carla
Gooper Blooper: oh my god
Harpy: bai chao
Gooper Blooper: Celestia's name is "Fat Ugly Gorilla"
Gooper Blooper: jesus what the hell
One! Two!: lolfalse
Gooper Blooper: uncalled for
Harpy: well her butt is fat
One! Two!: THE BIG MONKEY
Jumpropeman: AAAaaaauugh the Rat= John Cougar Indian
One! Two!: :DK intensifies:
Cornwind Evil: Sine becomes "Mad Cow G-Ride Bouncer"
Gooper Blooper: well she's no ugly gorilla
Cornwind Evil: I am uncertain if she is infected with a deadly disease or just rides around on angry bovines
Jumpropeman: I shoulda had the ghost of AAAaaaauugh the Rat in Reject
Cornwind Evil: While jumping a lot
Cornwind Evil: The Lord becomes "Heavy Nutz Tree Hugga"
Cornwind Evil: ....perhaps he would have won if he'd allied with Ariel?
Gooper Blooper: Franklin Bulgrave = Black Crab Whacka
Cornwind Evil: Also, I am going to just say the first part of his name denotes how crazy he is
Cornwind Evil: AND THAT IS ALL
Gooper Blooper: Garland = Ribbed Dung Beetle
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Gooper Blooper: I have an appointment soon
Harpy: What for? :O
Harpy: ... : o
Gooper Blooper: Personal stuff, nothing to worry about
Harpy: Alrighty
Harpy: hope things turn out well
Harpy: then goops comes back with the bad news
Gooper Blooper: HARPY I'M PREGNANT
Harpy: "I...I'm turning into a Sarahkin and the doc says its not reversible"
SteelKomodo: XD:
Harpy: OH WELL UM, IS RC THE FATHER?
Harpy: goops comes back wearing a blonde wig with pigtails and a white mage robe
Harpy: "I am turning into Sarah, halp"
Harpy: coming back with a box of donuts optional
Draco: We'll just have to plunge a candy cane in your heart.
Harpy: that'll just make it worse
Harpy: he'll just eat it
SteelKomodo: D:
SteelKomodo: Sarahkin vampires
Draco: The Sarahborn.
Harpy: when in doubt, shoot the fuck out of it
Gooper Blooper: Sarah comes back as a vampire, Josephine makes jokes
Gooper Blooper: "lel yer a vampire"
SteelKomodo: XD
Harpy: if she's a vampire, what happened with Alex D:
SteelKomodo: she and del become vampire buddies
The Deleter: haha
Harpy: del the user turns his head towards SK's laptop
Harpy: "U TALKIN BOUT ME?"
Harpy: why i just typed that I have no clue
Harpy: harpy.txt
Draco: "It's no surprise that Sarah isn't dead. She ate enough artificial preservatives to mummify a herd of elephants, which she still outweighs."
Draco: Even when faced with the Sarahpocalypse, Draco will go down snarking.
Gooper Blooper: I believe you mean a herd of mammoths
Gooper Blooper: because jesus there were a lot of mammoths this week
Draco: It was a mammonth.
SteelKomodo: ^ brilliant
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