The Deleter: *wassup
The Deleter: how did i spell that wrong goddamn
RedSpy: What the fuck Del did you just vomit
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Gooper Blooper: I searched Google for the word creepypasta and the exact phrase "just a glitch"
Gooper Blooper: It's amusing how many different stories pop up
Harpy: welp
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Gooper Blooper joined the chat
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /
Gooper Blooper changed name to (✿◕‿◕)
(✿◕‿◕) /
SteelKomodo: pffffft
Jumpropeman: gooper is feeling himself today
Jumpropeman: now we just need M Sheep to come in with an emoji with stitched up eyes and maggots spilling out the mouth
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): The Sheep of Flies?
Harpy: oh god those eyes
Harpy: they're creeping me out, mang
Harpy: so much, I'm tempted to go get my comfort food: cinnamon sticks
Jumpropeman: I just ate a mini-pizza :3
Jumpropeman: the tragedy is, we set off on our journey with 2
Jumpropeman: but.... the cheese pizza didn't make it
Jumpropeman: there is still a stain on the elevator where he fell to his death
Jumpropeman: Rest in Pizza, Mr. cheese
(✿◕‿◕): the eyes have it
(✿◕‿◕): 2spooked
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): trust yer eyes
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Cornwind Evil: God damn it
Cornwind Evil: Hyperrealistic is RUINED FOREVER
Harpy: Uuuh
Harpy: *hides Greedplot*
(✿◕‿◕): HYPER REALISTIC KOBBERS
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): HYPER REALISTIC MEAT BOY
(✿◕‿◕): MUSTA BEEN A HACK, I'LL KEEP PLAYING
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): But what happens when you look into the mirror with your HD glasses
Jumpropeman: it will be like that episode of Dexter's Laboratory where he fixes his vision and everyone is grotesquely hideous
(✿◕‿◕): Hyper realistic mid-90s donkey kong cartoon
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Even his ass D: ?
Jumpropeman: especially his ass B|
(✿◕‿◕): ESPECIALLY his ass
(✿◕‿◕): dammit
The Deleter: are we talking about butts again
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Super Smash Bros 4 cancelled
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): DK And Pals Melee released in its stead
Jumpropeman: all butts, all the time
Jumpropeman: ZBRP
Jumpropeman: Zoo... Butts RP
SteelKomodo: Dirkbutt
Harpy: Dirk is pleased
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(✿◕‿◕): Nintendo stops making games in order to fund shitty CGI cartoons of all of their properties
(✿◕‿◕): Pokemon anime replaced with CGI musical
Cornwind Evil: One day we're going to get a new person and butttalk is going to lead to porn linking and it will be awkward AND YOU'LL ALL BE SORY
Harpy: we'll all be Sora?
(✿◕‿◕): butttalk more like buttock
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(✿◕‿◕): BLUE'S RATICATE IS DEAD
The Deleter: good
The Deleter: blue is a little shit
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Jumpropeman: Peter's relationship with Mary Jane is just one long extended metaphor of his struggle with his marijuana abuse. One More Day was actually a good thing because it made him quit!
Jumpropeman: *This theory is fully supported by Joe Quesada and the One More Day writers*
Jumpropeman: *"Get off our backs already!"*
RubyChao: Joe Quesadilla
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): One More Day - Until Namek blows up
SteelKomodo: Namek nooooo D:
Cornwind Evil has a vein throbbing in his forehead over mention of One More Day.
Jumpropeman: dont worry cornwind, Brand New Day fixed everything!
Cornwind Evil: NO IT DIDN'T
Cornwind Evil: RARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(✿◕‿◕): he mad
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Harpy: why was the bard so bad at summoning illusions
Harpy: because he was a loaf of bread!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Because his magic was a loaf of butts
Harpy: you mean he summoned only hot buns
(✿◕‿◕): >a loaf of butts
Harpy: OOOH
(✿◕‿◕): how did we not come up with this before now
(ノ´Д`)ノ: how have we not placed butts in literally every phrase yet is the real question
(ノ´Д`)ノ: Kill two birds with one butt
(ノ´Д`)ノ: A butt saved is a butt earned
(ノ´Д`)ノ: A butt for your thoughts
(✿◕‿◕): Always trust a big butt and a smile
(ノ´Д`)ノ: Talk softly, but carry a big butt
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Wait until you see Metal Head Donkey Kong's profile
Harpy: no stop
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Physical Characteristics: He's a metal head
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Temperament: A metal head
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): Ability: A metal head
(✿◕‿◕): Josephine profile would be like this Street Fighter 2 manual I have that lists profiles for everyone
(✿◕‿◕): In that manual, everyone's height and weight is listed except Chun Li
(✿◕‿◕): Chun Li's weight is "She won't tell"
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RubyChao: "The Kill Waker"
Harpy: 1/10, RC
Harpy: just based on the title alone
Harpy: no effort was even made
(✿◕‿◕): THE BLOOD WAKER
RubyChao: HEAR ITS CRY
(✿◕‿◕): MAJORA'S DEATH
(✿◕‿◕): FOUR SWORDS MURDERS
RubyChao: ORACLE OF DYING
(ノ´Д`)ノ: A LINK TO THE DEATH
(✿◕‿◕): tis the season for fucking awful vidya pasta
RubyChao: LINK'S FUNERAL
(✿◕‿◕): SKYWARD SCREAM
(ノ´Д`)ノ: OCARINA OF BLOOD
RubyChao: WAND OF EVIL
(✿◕‿◕): ORACLE OF SUFFERING AND ORACLE OF AGONY
RubyChao: THE MURDER CAP
(✿◕‿◕): ZELDA II: NOW WITH MORE BLOOD
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ: penis
(✿◕‿◕): dongs
RubyChao: genitals
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RubyChao: OH GOD
RubyChao: i found a pasta with hyper-realistic smell
RubyChao: IT EXISTS
Harpy: a hyperrealistic smell?
RubyChao: "I walked in the room, and there were the rotting corpses of guards everywhere. I thought I could smell them, and then I realized something - I could smell them?"
Harpy: instant fail
(✿◕‿◕): BUT HARPY, AREN'T YOU SPOOKED?!
Harpy: no
(✿◕‿◕): BUT IT'S LIKE REAL LIFE
(✿◕‿◕): ONLY HYPER
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Harpy: Sophia's role model
Harpy: Samantha Wright~
(✿◕‿◕): PUSH THIS MASTODON I'M GOOPS MCMAHON
Harpy: then I imagined buff Sammy
Harpy: oh god Carlos would cry
(✿◕‿◕): Samantha and Sophia switch bodies
(✿◕‿◕): Continue to act like usual
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Harpy: ...that awkward moment where Gluttony stands right next to Princess Parfait and sees her turning into a magical girl
Harpy: "...Sailor Moon is REAL?!?"
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: only in the heads of the disturbed good sir
Harpy: "HECK YEAH IT IS :D" parfait says as she flies and sends razor sharp eclairs at manticores
Harpy: I guess i'm mentally disturbed
Harpy: then again I roleplay as little tiny mages and knights
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Saberwulf: I have the sudden horrendous urge to play a tabletop game
Saberwulf: It's like an itch inside my fucking corneas
RubyChao: is it basically "if i do not play a tabletop game i will explode"
Saberwulf: Yes
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Gooper Blooper: RON PAUL SIGN UPDATE
Gooper Blooper: ONE OF THE SIGNS IS GONE
RubyChao: =O
SteelKomodo: =O
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[The Fite Yer Mates topic receives four fite requests at once]
Jumpropeman: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDdd
Jumpropeman: [bravo] [lol] [big grin] [smile] [surprised] [smug] [hug]
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Gooper Blooper: It was announced by 2K that you can give CAWs twitter accounts in WWE2k14
Gooper Blooper: I'm not sure what exactly it means but hopefully this is an approximation
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Gooper Blooper: there's a fite tonite
Jumpropeman: there's also a fart tonight
Draco: =o
Jumpropeman: BUT YOU WON'T SEE THAT ONE COMING
Draco lites a candle.
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Waaaluarpy: I am going to RP that dove, that dove is the fucking best
Jumpropeman: I am perfectly fine with that dove chilling with Sophia from now on
Waaaluarpy: its her archimedes :3
Waaaluarpy: Unfortunately she has the problem of being deaf
Waaaluarpy: fortunately, that means she doesn't hear Gluttony's jabs at her!
Jumpropeman: its eardrum damage, so a healer should be able to fix that presumably
Jumpropeman: unless we are going in the brave new direction of a deaf character
Gooper Blooper: I can totally fix that if needed
Gooper Blooper: GB, Your Utility Source
Jumpropeman: Doc Gerbil cures her deafness, also installs two gumball machines in her head
Gooper Blooper: No they need to be soft-serve ice cream machines
Gooper Blooper: BECAUSE HER NAME IS SUNDAE
Jumpropeman: =o
Draco: =o
Jumpropeman: o=
Draco: o=
Jumpropeman: ||
Jumpropeman: O
Draco: O
Draco: |
Draco: O
Gooper Blooper: (ʘ‿ʘ✿)
Draco: ......
Draco slowly backs out of ZFRPing.
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Jumpropeman: if anyone ever saw Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue, I was gonna have the villain from that try to pester people like Dirk, Ignazio, and Jonesy into relapsing into drug habits
RubyChao: >ignazio
Jumpropeman: Cigars are drugs :V
RubyChao: you should have just said addictive habits
Jumpropeman: I don't often proofread my chatzy messages
RubyChao: ban ban ban
Gooper Blooper: I read all of my chatzy messages four times before pressing enter
Jumpropeman: gooper's always keeping Chatzy madness in mind
Jumpropeman: he shows it to his other friends "Look at these barbarians and their typos"
Jumpropeman: Then they clink their champagne classes together and rub each other's mustaches
Jumpropeman: *glasses
Jumpropeman: damn
Jumpropeman: now they are gonna make fun of me :(
RubyChao: pinky out
Draco: Goops doesn't have pinkies. He's actually a giant hercules beetle.
Jumpropeman: he does have a mustache for communal rubbing though
Draco: Naturally.
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The RedSpy Chem Experience: I JUST NOTICED THIS ASSHOLE IS WEARING A GIANT HELMET
The RedSpy Chem Experience: All of these years, ALL OF THESE FUCKING YEARS, and I thought he just had big doofy yellow teeth
Gooper Blooper: I THOUGHT THAT WAS HIS FACE
Gooper Blooper: HE WARPED AROUND SO QUICK I NEVER GOT A GOOD LOOK
RubyChao: WHAT
RubyChao: WHAAAT
The RedSpy Chem Experience: I KNOW, RIGHT GOOPS?
The RedSpy Chem Experience: BIG GREY FACE
The RedSpy Chem Experience: PINK MOUTH
The RedSpy Chem Experience: STUPID YELLOW TEETH
RubyChao: YEAH
RubyChao: YEAH
The RedSpy Chem Experience: NO ITS ACTUALLY A HELMET
RubyChao: THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS FUCKING THOUGHT
The RedSpy Chem Experience: I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST NIGHTMARE'S EVEN UGLIER COUSIN
RubyChao: I CAN'T UNSEE THE FACE EVEN NOW
Jumpropeman: I can't relate because I've spent too much time on the Kirby Wiki and noticed it a few years ago :I
RubyChao: LIKE I LOOK AT IT AND I KINDA SEE THE HELMET BUT MY MIND JUST SLIPS BACK INTO FACE
RubyChao: dammit dark mind :I
Gooper Blooper: ARRRRGH
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Jumpropeman: one holy person could enter the Halloween fite and sweep us all
Gooper Blooper: The fite starts, Samhain removes his cloak
Gooper Blooper: he was sarah the whole time
Waaaluarpy: then sarah was gobbled up and the day was saved
Waaaluarpy: at the cost of major indigestion on Gluttony's part
Gooper Blooper: Not often you hear of the day being saved by eating a sarahkin
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SteelKomodo: guess who had a retailer break the street release date for the new pokemon games
Saberwulf: Is it SK
SteelKomodo: yep
Saberwulf: woooooooooo
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Cornwind Evil joined the chat
Cornwind Evil how now officially become a zombie
Cornwind Evil: Plootttsssssss
Cornwind Evil: LONGGGGGGGG
Cornwind Evil: DRAWN OUTTTTTTTT
Cornwind Evil: TWISSSSSTTTSSSSSS
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Cornwind Evil: God, now I'm remembering some crossover between Marvel and a toothpaste
Cornwind Evil: It had Captain America and the toothpaste hero whose power was...he shot rainbows or something...
SteelKomodo: What D:
Cornwind Evil: YEP. GOOD OL' INTERNET
Gooper Blooper: THE INTERNET ALWAYS PULLS THROUGH
Gooper Blooper: ACTIVATE THE STAR-SHAPED POWER GEL
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SteelKomodo: Guess I oughta go to sleep, unless anyone needs me for anything
Gooper Blooper: I need you!
SteelKomodo: Do you?
Gooper Blooper: Check ZFS
Harpy: ...then I imagined Goops and SK doing some sort of breakup near a cliff, and goops is the one who wants him back
Harpy: i need a drink
Gooper Blooper: harpy why
Harpy: i don't know
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Gooper Blooper: Sheep has so many minor characters to choose from for the Minor Character Melee!
Gooper Blooper: HOW WILL HE EVER DECIDE
Jumpropeman: He will flip a transdimensional coin
Jumpropeman: whichever face it lands on in the alternate universe, he won't pick that guy
M Sheep: I don't think I really have THAT MANY minor characters sitting around this year
Gooper Blooper: Sheep enters Mother
M Sheep: Just Grendel and Glass
M Sheep: and Jack's crew
Jumpropeman: and Purnima's entourage
Gooper Blooper: I would consider the Midnight Guild as well
M Sheep: and the Midnight Guild
Gooper Blooper: So yeah, just a dozen
M Sheep: and Professor Chandra
Gooper Blooper: And that guy who paid the vendor in acorns
Jumpropeman: *I enter Dan McMasters*
M Sheep: and Those People With Vardos Who Never Actually Did Anything
Gooper Blooper: And the old lady with the house
M Sheep: ....and The Old Lady With The House From Even Earlier that Did Even Less
M Sheep: ........and Old Man Yarrington
M Sheep: <_<
Jumpropeman: and Old Man Jenkins
Gooper Blooper: J-just a f-few
M Sheep: ............And The Things Mentioned In The Ritual That Brought Lucky Back To Life
M Sheep: BUT THAT'S IT!
Home Spy: Dr. Deer
M Sheep: NO DR. DEER
Jumpropeman: I might just make a separate MCM just for Sheep characters
M Sheep: Oh God
M Sheep: I was going to say
M Sheep: that Dr. Deer's on Earth anyway
M Sheep: But...uh
M Sheep: I think I made a post that placed him on the ZFS for a chase scene gag
M Sheep headdesk
Gooper Blooper: I think you did
Gooper Blooper: Sheep, Master of The Tease
Gooper Blooper: WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
Gooper Blooper: WE DON'T KNOW
M Sheep: DR DEER IS JUST A DEER OKAY
Gooper Blooper: THREE YEARS AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA
M Sheep: Who can also pilot a giant mecha and practice medicine
Home Spy: DO IT SHEEP
Home Spy: DO IT
Home Spy: DO IT
Home Spy: DO IT
Home Spy: DO IT
Home Spy: DOIT DOIT DOIT
Jumpropeman: He's like Dr. Nerique combined with Rizzrack
Jumpropeman: combined with a deer
Gooper Blooper: deer lord
M Sheep: THINGS DO TIE TOGETHER, GOOPER, I SWEAR
M Sheep: Except Purnima
M Sheep: Too much crazy to control, you just point her in a direction and hope the forum's still standing
Gooper Blooper: PROVE IT
M Sheep: MAYBE I WILL
Gooper Blooper: before I die, I need to find out what the fuck is going on with that sheep
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Jumpropeman: there is someone with more Minor Characters than sheep though
Jumpropeman: *pulls out the Society bin*
Jumpropeman: pick one Cornwind
Gooper Blooper: I imagined a bin of action figures of the augments
Jumpropeman: I imagined it more like a box full of puppies, each Society member barking in hopes of being the one to get adopted
Gooper Blooper: :<
Jumpropeman: I didn't realize my version was sad
The Deleter: :3
Jumpropeman: there we go
Jumpropeman: it's not like we're tossing the rest in the incinerator or anything
Gooper Blooper: My mind just naturally wandered to all the puppies that DIDN'T get adopted and derp
Jumpropeman: dont worry gooper, the nihilist puppy is going to take them all to a medieval planet to try and strip mine the world so they can come back to earth and force everyone to adopt them
Gooper Blooper: And the good puppies get baby humans to raise
Gooper Blooper: Provided they pass the "shoot the baby" test
Jumpropeman: and all because the Red puppy lost the Puppy Bowl
Harpy: where have we gone wrong
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