RubyChao: david showed up in my dreams last night
RubyChao: he fought a space lizard while on a space skateboard. it was very david
Saberwulf: hahahaha
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whsprwinndrayd joined the chat
whsprwinndrayd: guhhhhh my head
whsprwinndrayd: i only drank like three glasses, what the fugh
whsprwinndrayd: fugh tha posse yo
whsprwinndrayd left the chat
Harpy joined the chat
Harpy: why
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Saberwulf: Deeeelll where is that nondescript field is it on Ardea
The Deleter: yes
The Deleter: there is a small region marked on maps as "nondescript fields"
The Deleter: it's so boring not even goblins live there
The Deleter: and goblins live fucking everywhere
Gooper 2600: ARDEANNNNNNNN ORVANCIANNNNNNN FIELLLLLDDDDDD
Gooper 2600: ARDEAN ORVANCIAN FIELD
Saberwulf: Hahahaha
SteelKomodo: XD
The Deleter: "There isn't shit to do in Orvance."
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Gooper 2600: Samus will get something special for being a three-time loser!
RubyChao: beheeyem plasters a "you tried" sticker on her helmet
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper 2600: she gets pinned by, like, Man-Ray or something and then grumbles "at least GameFAQs liked me"
RubyChao: samus goes up against someone with an Anti-Boss Tractor: 1-11
RubyChao: somehow still loses
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Cornwind Evil: Alessi's Stand allows him to de-age anyone who touches his shadow.
Derper Blerper: De-age Ariel or Sarah
Derper Blerper: it's impossible to tell anything happened
RubyChao: what about gloria or josephine
Derper Blerper: They're taller, they'd shrink a bit
Jumpropeman: thats fine, I will eat dinner now and we can do it later
RubyChao: what about if you deaged celestia, does she shrink a lot
RubyChao: (in the back)
Derper Blerper: In certain places
M Sheep: funnily enough, you de-age the sheep and it gets a boss tractor
Jumpropeman: she heads back to her teenage years, has a mohawk, nose ring, and tattoos of Ifrit and Bahamut
M Sheep: aint that a hoot
Jumpropeman: cant see any of it because of her hat and mist
DerpKomodo: XD
Derper Blerper: That mist works wonders for keeping her looking youthful
M Sheep: Huh, that's actually really good point
M Sheep: Celestia could have wild piercings out the yong-yang or something and we'd never know
Derper Blerper: I did finally reveal what she looked like under the mist once I found a picture I liked
RubyChao: relink
M Sheep: What dark and unholy secrets does Celestia's face hide??!-wat
M Sheep: really?
M Sheep: BUT
M Sheep: BUT
M Sheep: THE MYSTERYYYYY
Derper Blerper: BUTT
Derper Blerper: This, although a bit older.
DerpKomodo: Ooh
Jumpropeman: sorry sheep, he's not going to do a Reverse Sine reveal, where it turns out she's been a man all along, and White Mage is just a woman with a short haircut
Derper Blerper: That's the face White Mage fell in love with
Jumpropeman: he didn't fall in love with da booty?
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M Sheep continues non-posting holding pattern
M Sheep: c'mon, brain, work with me here D:
|___)__): get ready sheep
|___)__): According to the battle plans
|___)__): You need to post FOUR DAYS IN A ROW
RedHippo: Pfffft
M Sheep: LE GASP
|___)__): YOU SIGNED UP FOR IT
M Sheep: I SHOULD be alright for fights
|___)__): YOU MUST PROVIDE US WITH SHEEP CHARACTERS
DerpKomodo: Oh lawd D:
M Sheep: Where, yanno, the pressure of other users FORCES me to post or retire in shame
M Sheep: legally change my name, move to Mexico, and take up javelina farming
M Sheep: And then I'll get attached to little javelina piglets and not want to sell them and then my I'll go bankrupt and have to sell my house and all my worldly possesions but I'll still have my javelinas so I try to sleep in there barn one night to keep my last one from freezing off in the cold desert night and I'll be run through by a mother javelina and die
M Sheep: THEREFORE I MUST POST SO I DON'T GET GORED BY A JAVELINA AND DIE TOELESS!!!!
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KrIeg: HELLO meAT PuPpEtS
RubyChao throws JRM at Krieg to block the way
KrIeg: SPLEEN HOCKEY
Jumpropeman: !!!
KrIeg throws JRM back
Draco: Ruby: That was deaderer.
Jumpropeman: I thought this was hockey, not volleyball!
RedHippo devours JRM
Gooper 2600: NIPPLE SALADS FOR EVERYBODY
KrIeg: THE sQuId WiTH thE SUgaR WitCh TaLkS mY TaLK
Gooper 2600: pfffff
KrIeg: hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA
Gooper 2600 adds "Sugar Witch" to Sarah's nicknames
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Gooper 2600: Gloria X Cheato
Jumpropeman: *cheato cheats on her* NOT BIG SURPRISE
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Jumpropeman: Raw v. Utsuho: Fite for Pit's hand!
SteelKomodo: D:
BloodHippo: Okay so
BloodHippo: Fight's happening
BloodHippo: Tensions boil
BloodHippo: Then Oceanus kicks down the door and goes "SUP PEEPS WHO WANTS NACHOES"
Jumpropeman: both fire a blast of energy
Jumpropeman: Pit runs between them and is turned to stone
Jumpropeman: the tears of the pokemon bring him back to life
BloodHippo: *Carla tears
Gooper 2600: R-E-D
Jumpropeman: *17 tears
RubyChao: *Edyth tears
BloodHippo: *Hippocultist tears
KrIeg: TEARS OF BLOOD
SteelKomodo: They give death glares at each other... Then start making out. And pit dies from an aneurysm.
BloodHippo: ^ Yes
BloodHippo: Canon ending
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RubyChao: by the way if i screwed things up somehow i'm sorry :<
Jumpropeman: chao, don't worry
Jumpropeman: you screw EVERYTHING up
Jumpropeman: we're used to it by now
RubyChao: !!!
Jumpropeman: :V
RubyChao runs away
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Jumpropeman: Pit's a big man
Jumpropeman: he can handle himself
Jumpropeman: although we will keep some Life spells handy just in case
RubyChao: the only solution is to give raw amnesia
RubyChao: and then have captain skurvy convince her she's his first mate
Jumpropeman: its simple
Jumpropeman: we kill the exgirlfriend
RubyChao: problem solved
Gooper 2600: The good news is, he's already in the hospital
Jumpropeman: Donkey Raw
M Sheep: Well, they are in the medical bay, so Grendel can jump in if Raw tries to kill him or somethin
Draco: The mirror never lies.
M Sheep: I've gotta be careful with those Donkey Kong songs, man
Gooper 2600: *dramatic tension intensifies*
M Sheep: got that one about Kap'n Scurvy or whatever his name is, stuck in my head for YEARS
Gooper 2600: feast yer eyes sheep
Gooper 2600: look into the mirror
Gooper 2600: etc
BloodHippo: Look into the chatzy, arr it never lies
Gooper 2600: Kaptain Skurvy breaks the mind control by using an empty frame to convince augments that they are actually kobbers
BloodHippo: . . . Yes
M Sheep: When you mess with, Scurvy, oh you wish you never booo-NOPE
M Sheep: NOPE
M Sheep: NO SONGS
RubyChao: YOUR REFLECTION TELLS THE STORY OF A KOBBER'S LIFE OF GLORY
M Sheep: aaaaaaaa
M Sheep: God, it's all coming back to me
Draco: ...d'oh ho ho.
SteelKomodo: XD
BloodHippo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACR1ODcds9Q
Gooper 2600: "HOW CAN THIS BE? I REMEMBER ARIEL DYING IN FRONT OF ME"
Gooper 2600: "AND NOW I SEE A CRAB DANCING IN FRONT OF ME"
M Sheep: GOSH DARNIT, SPY
M Sheep: AAAAAAAA
M Sheep: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
M Sheep slams head into surface repeatedly
M Sheep: told me tall tales about the
M Sheep: NOOOO
M Sheep: GOTTA HANG ON
BloodHippo: Celestia's theme
SteelKomodo: But Celestia isn't a pirate spy :U
M Sheep: I SWEAR I'LL MAKE YOU WALK THE PLANK AND THROW YOU IN THE BRIG
M Sheep collapses into mad gibbering
M Sheep: So much bad lip syncing
M Sheep: so
M Sheep: much
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Jumpropeman: i
Jumpropeman: am
Jumpropeman: so dumb!
RubyChao: ???
Jumpropeman: I've spent MONTHS looking around my room for my Nook
Jumpropeman: and its sitting out in the open on my video game shelf
RubyChao: AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
RubyChao: HAHAHHAH
RubyChao continues to point and laugh
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Harpy joined the chat
RubyChao: 'ello harpsichord
RubyChao: ...can i call you harpischord
Harpy: sure
RubyChao: cool
Jumpropeman: last time I called you harpsichord I got reprimanded!
Jumpropeman: preferential treatment!
Draco: BIAS
Harpy: I did?
Gooper 2600: Harpy X Chao?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jumpropeman: !!!!!!!!
Jumpropeman: you never got to pair your chars
Jumpropeman: so your paired your CHAOS
SteelKomodo: Oh lawd what is this D:
Harpy: uhm
RubyChao: dun dun DUN
Jumpropeman: USER SHIPPING
Harpy: I am fucking tired so I don't know what the hell is going on
Jumpropeman: WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL
Gooper 2600: DED
Jumpropeman: JUMPROPEMAN X GODBOT?!?!
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Gooper 2600: idea
Gooper 2600: Pit confides in Utsuho so a friend can hear him out over his problem, Utsuho sympathizes and is nice to him, tells him he'll find love someday, Samus is in the background watching, and then
Gooper 2600: Samus and Utusho leave to train, the instant Pit is out of earshot Utsuho starts fist-pumping and cheering, Samus rolls her eyes
RubyChao: pffffft
SteelKomodo: Ah
Kaptain Spy: Goops just wants Utsuho to do the FF victory dance doesn't she
RubyChao: Also, watch as somehow
RubyChao: Despite absolutely no battles or anything of the like
RubyChao: Samus' suit still breaks over there
M Sheep: fistbump, and it just fall apart around her ears
Jumpropeman: here's what we do
Jumpropeman: we have Ariel wear Samus's suit
RubyChao: are you saying that the most killed character and most destroyed gear
RubyChao: will cancel out to become invincible
Jumpropeman: the Society will not be able to resist
Gooper 2600: So two fails make a victory
Gooper 2600: Also this line:
Gooper 2600: "Samus had been standing around, doing nothing."
Gooper 2600: is the greatest exposition I have ever read in my entire life
RubyChao: CAN'T RISK BREAKIN' THE SUIT, BROTHER
RubyChao: "Maybe if I just sit here and do nothing I can keep it until it's time to fight."
RubyChao: *suit breaks for no reason*
M Sheep: Jack sneezes on the suit and it just breaks apart
M Sheep: (irregardless of the fact he has no nose with which to sneeze)
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RubyChao: i can't stop listening to this song
RubyChao: fuck you, spy
RubyChao: you've trapped me in an infinite loop of skurvy singing
Gooper 2600: the music never lies
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Jumpropegod: my sises are almost guaranteed to enter BBB4
Jumpropegod: they won't shut up about ideas for next year
RubyChao: heheheh
Gooper 2600: It's great that they're so into the brawl
Gooper 2600: art help, roster help, they're vital!
Jumpropegod: It's is pretty awesome
Jumpropegod: but talking my sister down from entering that cat Periwinkle from Blue's Clues isn't so awesome
Gooper 2600: hahahaha
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A Paper Mache Rhinoceros rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: Disregard that sex
A Paper Mache Rhinoceros: *six
The Deleter: sex?
The Deleter: where?
The Deleter: >_>
The Deleter: <_<
SteelKomodo: XD:
The Deleter: THIS FORUM IS PG-13 YOUNG MAN
RubyChao throws the PG-13 Establishment sign at Spy
The Deleter: PG for Pretty Gross
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The Deleter: hahaha oh my god i'm seeing pro players ban timbersaw
The Deleter: oh my god
The Deleter: THE WORM HAS TURNED GENTLEMEN
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M Sheep: Jak provides a reason for why Purnima's going to show up the second wave instead of today
M Sheep: *Jack
M Sheep: No spontaneous turning into a cat guy thing here
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Cornwind Evil: Character. Moral fibre. What makes a man WORTHWHILE.
Cornwind Evil: What a man (and woman) is in the dark. What would happen if you give them power.
Cornwind Evil: THE TRUE spirit of America
Cornwind Evil changed name to Cleftwind Evil
Cleftwind Evil: THE VALUES THIS COUNTRY WAS BUILT ON
Cleftwind Evil: THE SMALL VOICES WHO SHOW THAT HUMAN FAILING HAS NOT CORRUPTED ALL OF IT
Cleftwind Evil: THAT ONE SMALL CHANCE THAT WE CAN GET BETTER, SOMEDAY
Harpy: oh god stop he's turning into conall
Cleftwind Evil: THAT, IS AMERICA
Harpy: the RP is consuming him
Cleftwind Evil: Now watch this drive. *rams into an Augment*
RubyChao: cornwind i think we need to stage an intervention
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Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 3
Cornwind Evil: ...no. Ignoring that. NO
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SteelKomodo: "Brandish's fist drives forward, going right for Ariel's chest"
SteelKomodo: ...actually no I'm not gonna make the joke
SteelKomodo: you can't make me >:I
RubyChao: is it that she doesn't even have one
SteelKomodo: nope
Gooper Blooper: Ariel confirmed for flat
SteelKomodo: Looking at your avatar, goops, I beg to differ :U
Gooper Blooper: Arielvatar confirmed for not flat
Cornwind Evil: THIS ISN'T THAT KIND OF RPing
Cornwind Evil: ....NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT KIND OF RPING
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M Sheep: The Flying Aparagus Brothers do not understand subtlety
M Sheep: I mean look at the NAME
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Saberwulf: posted, feel free to correct me if I fucked anything up
Saberwulf: Which I most likely did
M Sheep: YES, WULF YOU RUINED EVERYTHING
M Sheep: EVERYBODY PACK UP AND GO HOME
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Draco: Alright, Spike, do you get to make it past the minefield?
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Draco: Yes.
Cornwind Evil: SPIKE NO
Cornwind Evil: THIS IS NOT A PLACE TO TAKE RARITY FOR A VACATION
Cornwind Evil: WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Cornwind Evil: NO STOP TAKING PICTURES
RubyChao: XD
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Gooper Blooper: can death bloom even on the battlefield
Gooper Blooper: spoilers: yes
Draco: Death? On a battlefield? You're mad!
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Harpy: she dead? no she not dead
Harpy: TIME TO TAKE HER SAMMY
Cornwind Evil: Okay. I roll and see if she's dead!
Cornwind Evil rolled a die with 31 sides. The die showed: 2
Cornwind Evil: She dead
RubyChao: she dead
Saberwulf: hahaha
Harpy: woah shit Hubert you didn't need to do that
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Harpy: HUBERT 2 STRONK
Gooper Blooper: see if clockwork spider had gotten it we wouldn't have this situation
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#BadCrab: Hey Goops
#BadCrab: Thought Togepi In Trouble was bad
#BadCrab: This isn't even his final form
The Deleter: THAT MOTHERFUCKER
The Deleter: I HAD LIKE EIGHT OF THOSE
The Deleter: what a shitty goddamn card
The Deleter: fuck you meowth
Gooper Blooper: never forget
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The Deleter: by the way since you're all here
The Deleter: gonna hand down a del recipe that will get you more fruit n shit in your diet whilst also being tasty as all hell
RubyChao: ooh
The Deleter: although not sure if dates count towards your five a day
The Deleter: prob not
The Deleter: ANWAY date and bacon sandwich motherfucker, sounds gross BUT WAIT
The Deleter: it's secretly amazing
The Deleter: here's what you need
The Deleter: dates
The Deleter: pancetta or very thin bacon of some sort
The Deleter: your bread of choice i guess
The Deleter: and cocktail sticks, super important yo
Saberwulf: That sounds very odd
The Deleter: okay so grab a bunch of dates and wrap them in a slice of pancetta/bacon, stick a cocktail stick in it to hold it together
Saberwulf: Also I don't think I can ever eat store-bought dates again after eating fresh dates in Florida
Saberwulf: It's like nectar of the gods
RubyChao: the problem is i've never gotten a date
RubyChao: (dohohoh)
The Deleter: once you got a bunch of these little party favours you get the frying pan up and you cook them on the seam first for like 2 minutes, them flip and fry until the bacon is golden brown
The Deleter: take the cocktail stick out after the seam gets closed up so you can flip and flop them
The Deleter: you don't have to use oil because pancetta gets a shitload of fat
The Deleter: now, get your bread
The Deleter: BUT HOLD UP
The Deleter: there is still delicious fat in the pan
The Deleter: so get your bread and soak a bit of that goodness up
The Deleter: put some wapped dates in there and nom it good
The Deleter: it's sweet but not harsh like ketchup is and the texture is goddamn amazing
The Deleter: fucking try it, you will feel classy as shit
The Deleter: i went back for seconds
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RubyChao: "There was a Jirachi floating in front of the door. Its eyes were closed, but the one on its stomach was wide open, and hyper realistic."
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Harpy: hey goops
Harpy: wanna draw Double Zeus Sammy
RubyChao: yeah, i think the fact that everyone was already fighting augments was a large part of it
Gooper Blooper: yes
Harpy: I'LL LET YOU TAKE CREATIVE LIBERTIES
Gooper Blooper: =D
Harpy: because we all know how well that went (Carla :U )
Jumpropeman: *draws Sammy like Jessica Rabbit*
Gooper Blooper: I'll see about doing that romorrow, I also have a commission from another user to do
Gooper Blooper: jrm no
Harpy: "another user"
Jumpropeman: is it pit
Jumpropeman: its pit again, isnt it
Harpy: STEEL KOMODO *glares*
Jumpropeman: just like
Jumpropeman: standing in place
Jumpropeman: or upside down
RubyChao: pit piloting a giant robot
Cornwind Evil: *draws Ariel like Jessica Rabbit*
Cornwind Evil: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
Gooper Blooper: It's not Pit
RubyChao: spoilers: it's dirk
Jumpropeman: *draws Tallish like Jessica Rabbit*
Harpy: Oh dear
RubyChao: *draws General Cleft like Jessica Rabbit*
Harpy: i imagined that
Harpy: I feel bad- RUBY NO
Harpy: I'M GONNA GO UP THERE FOR THANKSGIVING AND ChOKE YOU
RubyChao: the season of giving strangulations
Jumpropeman: *safely sits in texas with pin ups of Tallish/Jessica Rabbit*
Gooper Blooper: AMERICA'S GOT MORE CURVES THAN A RACETRACK
Harpy: jrm stop
RubyChao: anyhow i finally have an idea for tomorrow! yay me
Jumpropeman: watcha gonna do on break day?
Gooper Blooper: You mean an idea besides Samus' suit blowing up
Gooper Blooper: Oh right, break day
Jumpropeman: *samus's suit still blows up*
RubyChao: not sure of the deets yet, but basically Samus and Cleft getting ready, and also Victor and Utsuho recovering
Gooper Blooper: "MEI LING, SAMUS TOOK HER CLOTHES OFF"
RubyChao: *meiling is too asleep to answer*
Harpy: Meiling: *takes pictures*
Harpy: she goes sells them on the Touhou black market
Gooper Blooper: "SHIT WRONG NUMBER, CRAB BATTLE"
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(WWE wrestler Daniel Bryan wins the WWE Championship on pay-per-view)
Cornwind Evil: DANIEL BRYAN
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
RubyChao: what happened
Cornwind Evil: YES!'
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil: YES!
Cornwind Evil passes out.
Gooper Blooper: hahahahahahaha
Gooper Blooper: Bazza got sent a tweet from another user that was nothing but YES YES YES YES
Gooper Blooper: He responded "I swear to god if you just spoiled night of champions for me"
Harpy: oh god Bazza xD
RubyChao: Pfffft
Mike Aruba: PFFFFFFT
Jumpropeman: It feels like I'm in a room full of deflating balloons
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Gooper Blooper: Gloria is kinda dead
RubyChao: i thought she was full dead
Harpy: calling it now
Harpy: Chaos kidnaps Gloria
RubyChao: NO
RubyChao slaps the idea away
Gooper Blooper: BUT THEY SAID YOU WERE DEAD
Harpy: Arise doesn't work
Gooper Blooper: YOU MUST BE
Gooper Blooper: DOUBLE DED
Harpy: Josephine and Ariel be mad
Jumpropeman: *Gloria starts bleeding 16 bit blood*
Gooper Blooper: ...I imagined Chao as The Hungry Pumkin
Gooper Blooper: NO
Gooper Blooper: I DON'T WANT THAT
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Mike Aruba: . . . I just realized how mismatched of a matchup Chaos vs. Meat Boy would be
Mike Aruba: Except for the whole Meat Boy can't die thing
Gooper Blooper: Anubis Vs Clockwork Spider
Harpy: Meat Boy has infinite lives, of course its unfair
Mike Aruba: How many kills would it take before Chaos gets bored and just soulsmashes him
RubyChao: AND THEN IT TURNS OUT HE HAS INFINITE SOULS
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Gooper Blooper: Meanwhile, CW is still saying YES at his computer
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