M Sheep: OH GOD EVERYTHING HAS NEW POSTS IN IT
M Sheep: EVEN THE BBB
M Sheep: HOW LONG HAS IT BEEEEEEN
M Sheep: HOW LOOOOONG HAVE I BEEN ASLEEEEEEP
RubyChao: years
RubyChao: i'm sorry for lying to you sheep
RubyChao: but it's 2018
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The Deleter: The Luchacabra Fighters Chupacabras have one hell of an inferiority complex. They get no press outside of crappy Syfy “monster hunter” shows and Mexican tabloids, are compared to actual mangy dogs, and nobody has even bothered to do a convincing Chupacabra hoax which is obviously the biggest indicator of cryptid fame. Plus, “Goat Sucker”? That's like, the worst name ever. So, they decided if nobody will give them respect, they'll take it. So, a bunch of Chupacabras got together, learned the noble fighting art of Lucha Libre, and now go around the world wrestling more famous and likeable monsters into submission with flying arm-bars and the Goat Slaying Grand-slam.
The Deleter: fucking love this goddamn ttrpg
RubyChao: that sounds so much like a zoofights intro
Gooper Blooper: How is that not from zoofights
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RubyChao: christ
Gooper Blooper: >really good
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Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: hey all you people
Saberwulf: I forget the rest
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RubyChao: did i just discover a big rigs over the road racing creepypasta
RubyChao: because i think i did
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And Im Javert: My completely original ZFRP Season 4 character
Harpy: AWW ITS BABY ZEPHY
SteelKomodo: babby zeph :3
M Sheep: All these Air Man variants
M Sheep: Why does Wily keep making them?
M Sheep: I just imagine him sighing, wistfully, over a mix-tape
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Harpy: Gluttony's shorter than Sophia but taller than Carla
Harpy: he's 6 feet to Sophie's 7
Gooper Blooper: Holy shit Sophia is that big?
Harpy: yep
Gooper Blooper: get her to WVGCW, she's the only one who can stop Ayla
And Im Javert: What about Terror?
Harpy: what do you mean, "stop"
Harpy: THEY'LL JUST TEAM UP AND DESTROY THE COMPETITION
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Gooper Blooper: Jack continually joins in on fights and is endlessly surprised when he is attacked
Gooper Blooper: it's hilarious
M Sheep: Jack, why
M Sheep: One day, ONE DAY
M Sheep: he'll actually bring a weapon to one of these things
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M Sheep rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 4
M Sheep: Jack, why are you even here
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iDrunk: If goops is the heart of ZFRP I am the soul maybe I think
RubyChao: what am i
SteelKomodo: XD
ME! FUCK YEAH!: What am I
iDrunk: Woah woah woah
iDrunk: Hang on
iDrunk: Chao is the funky sidekick, red spy is the life of the party
Harpy: SK, your bro is so dunk right now
M Sheep: I'm the appendix
iDrunk: Harpy is the sassy gurl whom a section of the fan base loves to bits
M Sheep: whatever function I once served is unknown
Draco: I think Jumpropemandrill is the soul of ZFRP. 'cause he's a ghost.
Harpy: "sassy gurl"
SteelKomodo: He kind of is
RubyChao: you're whatever body part is responsible for nightmares, sheep
Harpy: oh god I'm sophia
M Sheep: and now I remain by threat of mutual destruction
Draco: You're the wool of ZFRP, Sheep.
RubyChao: draco is the appendix, no offense draco
Draco: None taken.
M Sheep: Draco is the humerus
Draco gets inflamed.
iDrunk: Sheep is the bit that links us to the deep ones
Draco: I am the butt 'cause all I produce is poop and farts.
iDrunk: Draco is the clown shoes we wear
SteelKomodo: What am I?
M Sheep: Hmmm
iDrunk: Considering Dirk?
Draco: The nose.
ME! FUCK YEAH!: Yaaay I'm the party!
Gooper Blooper: The muscle because you have the most posts
Harpy: the yin to del's yang
iDrunk: Actually goops is best
Draco: Goops is the thorax.
M Sheep: Muscle sounds right
SteelKomodo: I accept Goops' explanation :)
M Sheep: so I guess that makes Del the brain?
M Sheep: being the mod?
Harpy: i'm not the best? *cries*
iDrunk: Wulf is the right hemisphere and CW is the left
Draco: Del will form the head of ZFRP Voltron.
Harpy: i don't trust either of them to be the brain D:
RubyChao: what is bus :V
ME! FUCK YEAH!: Kinnikumodo
Harpy: bus is the appendix
iDrunk: The missing kidney, chai
iDrunk: *chao
M Sheep: Spy is the connective tissue that keeps our organs from collapsing into one bing goopy mess
Harpy: "goopy"
Harpy: GOOPS
RubyChao: Curse you, guy who cut it out and left us in a tub of ice!
Harpy: hahaha chao is chai tea
RubyChao: (aka college, i think)
ME! FUCK YEAH!: So I'm stopping Goops from devouring us all
ME! FUCK YEAH!: And King College is an organ harvester
Harpy: "organ harvester"
Harpy: so you're saying College is Slenderman?
SteelKomodo: With his sidekicks Emperor Timezonius and Sir Jobsworth
iDrunk: It's amazing what my drunk ramblings produce
M Sheep: ^the words of many a great philosopher, Del
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iDrunk: Sarah's Halloween lunch
Draco: Breakfast. That's donuts, bro.
Harpy: stop looking in my lunchbox
Draco: Or as they call them in the Empire...
Draco: ...donuts.
iDrunk: Doughnuts over in blighty iirc
iDrunk: We spell dough correctly
iDrunk: Shitfyckers
Draco: OH. I'm so sorry...I mean SOURRY. =p
SteelKomodo: ...del go to bed you're drunk
Draco: I doun't knouw prouper spelling. Sourry.
Draco laughs himself dead. =V
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Saberwulf: Oh, I had another "RPruinseverything"/"ourobourosofgits" moment today
Saberwulf: I was coming up with an aqautic race and I couldn't remember how we got "Plachay" for the merfolk in GiS. Googling it, first result is a guy named Plachay who lives in Innsbruck, Austria
Saberwulf: Innsbruck, Austria is the hometown of Ulrika
Saberwulf: Fuck you rppppppp
Gooper Blooper: FECK
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M Sheep rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 7
M Sheep: Jack
M Sheep: just go home
RubyChao: how the fuck
RubyChao: i just
RubyChao: jack don't go home, keep fighting
Saberwulf: Don't you fucking tell me Jack just killed a clone with a pillow
Harpy: HAHAHA
Harpy: ha
Harpy: pillowfights are real
Saberwulf: That would make him more powerful than ROB
Harpy: joke characters are powerful
Saberwulf: Jack op, nerf coffee
RubyChao: i'm not kidding, the defense roll was a 1
RubyChao: :V
Saberwulf: hahahaha yesss
Harpy: jack is going down in history, clyde
M Sheep: I don't even know any more
M Sheep: all my knows have left me
Gooper Blooper: Jack pls
Gooper Blooper: (Chao please let that kill the clone)
SteelKomodo: XD
M Sheep: I'm just staring at the wall
M Sheep: wondering what brought me to this point
Saberwulf: hello darkness my old friend
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The Drunkleter: i'd rp but i r durnk and tired
The Drunkleter: tomorrow, though
The Drunkleter: tomorrow
The Drunkleter: there will be catfaec
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M Sheep: And, of course, Eldritch Jack surprises no one
RubyChao: Of course
Gooper Blooper: He's done that before, Sheep
Gooper Blooper: Also >sheep character being creepy
M Sheep inb4 It's MSHEEP, OF COURSE IT'S HORROR
M Sheep: Yeah, that's what I thought
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M Sheep: that stupid plastic coffee cup will advance Jack's character
M Sheep: I just need to do it <_<
Gooper Blooper: It's gonna be like Buzz Lightyear coming to grips that he's a child's plaything
M Sheep: YOU ARE A TOY!
Gooper Blooper: YOU. ARE. A. ROBOT!!!
M Sheep: "You're a sad, strange little waitress."
Gooper Blooper: Then he sees a commercial for mass-produced Jack-type carnies
Gooper Blooper: "NOT A COFFEE-DRINKING TOY"
boner: Plot: kill them all to spare Jack's feelings
Gooper Blooper: back to the Purnima brain carnival of puzzles
Gooper Blooper: SK and Del burn it all down
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boner: You may be cool enough to scare off cats
boner: BUT ARE YOU AS COOL
boner: AS LEO LUSTER?
M Sheep: No
M Sheep: no one is as cool as Leo Luster
boner changed name to Man
Man changed name to It
It changed name to Hurts
Hurts changed name to To
To changed name to Be
Be changed name to This
This changed name to Hip
---
Donkey Kongs Voluminous Ass joined the chat
M Sheep: Why, Spy
M Sheep: WHY
M Sheep: This is not Leo Luster!
Donkey Kongs Voluminous Ass: Eyo |___)___)
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M Sheep: Meanwhile, Jack remains opponent-less
M Sheep: sad and alone
M Sheep: all alone
M Sheep: in this harsh
M Sheep: cold world
M Sheep: without a sweater
M Sheep: Please
RubyChao: okay okay :V
M Sheep: Give what's in your heart
M Sheep: murder a Jack today
---
Gooper Blooper: ProTip: searching with the keywords "buff maid" is NOT helpful for Sophia references
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RubyChao: i like how there's a character in Labyrinth of Touhou 2 you get by game overing a lot
RubyChao: like "here, maybe you'll suck less if you use this one"
---
Donkey Kongs Voluminous Ass changed name to Leo Lusters Lovely Lady Lumps
M Sheep: Why, Soy
M Sheep: I am so distraught
M Sheep: I cannot even spell Spy's name
Leo Lusters Lovely Lady Lumps: ;)
M Sheep: :/
---
Saberwulf: Also why does tumblr like making dumb Homestuck art
Saberwulf: "It's homestuck, but Dirk is a cat"
Saberwulf: "It's homestuck, but John is a businessman and the midnight crew are dogs"
Saberwulf: "Highschool AU"
Harpy: i don't know
SteelKomodo: "It's ZFRP, but Dirk isahahahaha no"
Saberwulf: pff
iDel: It's the same for every fandom
iDel: Homestuck has a Presence
Saberwulf: ~Prescence~
Harpy: its ZFRP, except Dirk has the booty Celestia wants
Saberwulf: That sounds so sinister
Harpy: :U
SteelKomodo: is it- D:
SteelKomodo: harpy why
Saberwulf: You're watching Supernatural *lens flare, fade out*
Harpy: because dirkbutt would be funny
Harpy: *rolls out*
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RubyChao: look at the hyper-realism
RubyChao: it's so real it's dripping down my computer screen as we speak
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RubyChao: http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/King_K_Rool_Country
Gooper Blooper: Whenever I need to be spooked I'll just read King K Rool Country again
Gooper Blooper: Nobody will ever top it
Gooper Blooper: It's even spookier the second time - when you comprehend what just happened - and the third, when you catch the subtleties
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Gooper Blooper: The game was always the same as normal except when it abruptly wasn't
Gooper Blooper: then it was 2spooky
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RubyChao: I walked up to find the Hero Garden and noticed something was odd. My garden had a background with flames. black sky, dead trees, and the water was crimson red, the color of blood with Chao body parts floating. I began to ponder to myself.
“What the hell happened to the game I loved? Oh well let's keep going.”
RubyChao: i just love that
SteelKomodo: same XD
RubyChao: WHY IS IT A SCENE OF HORROR let's continue! :D
Gooper Blooper: These stories would never work if the player didn't go "WELL WHATEVER"
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Gooper Blooper: This also applies to most horror movies, especially slashers
Gooper Blooper: Widow Maker sez: Don't open the door, you chucklefucks
---
RubyChao: an accurate representation of rolling 1
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RubyChao: dat pit reaction
SteelKomodo: yep
Gooper Blooper: THEY'RE JUST FRIENDS
Gooper Blooper: I SWEAR
Gooper Blooper: REALLY, REALLY, REALLY GOOD FRIENDS
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Jumpropeman: oh snap, Samhain's powers will definitely come in handy
Jumpropeman: we can finally see: Gluttony vs. Sarah
Jumpropeman: who can eat more?
Jumpropeman: *Sarah comes aboard, is skinnier then Ariel and only eats celery now*
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: i mean D:
Gooper Blooper: character assassination
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Gooper Blooper: #MoreCurvesThanARacetrack
Harpy: "more curves than a racetrack"
Harpy: Utsuho's so curvy, she might be wario colosseum
SteelKomodo: #4Lewd8Me
Gooper Blooper: DAMN, SON
SteelKomodo: ...jesus christ I forgot how goddamn twisted that track was
Harpy: it is the best track
Harpy: aside from Baby Park
Harpy: baby park is where the fate of all worlds is determined
Harpy: that should be the last stage of tournaments, not rainbow road
RubyChao: baby park is evil on some difficulities :(
SteelKomodo: yeah, Baby Park was pure madness distilled into racetrack form
Gooper Blooper: With Baby Park, even Ariel can have more curves than a racetrack
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Gooper Blooper: Hmm, contemplating whether Sarah will get a slight redesign
Jumpropeman: Gooper, I was joking
Gooper Blooper: Everyone remain calm, she's still pudgy
---
Harpy: "hey you should name this army"
Harpy: KOBBER ARMY
Harpy: SUIKODEN WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Gooper Blooper: Harpy's characters for next year include all 100 plus characters in her suikoden game
Draco: Donkey Kobb
Draco: er
Harpy: i am now RPing 108 characters you're fucking nuts
Harpy: *not
Harpy: DID NOT MEAN TO SAY NOW OH GOD
Mr. Mime: No, no, no
Mr. Mime: We release a Suikoden game of Kobbers
Draco: It's on record. You have to do it now.
Gooper Blooper: CW brings back every Society character in an attempt to compete
Gooper Blooper: I bring in the Sarahkin Extended Family
Harpy: final boss 2014 is luca blight
Draco: I RP as every Pokemon.
---
Cornwind Evil: .............................
Cornwind Evil: THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
RedSpy: Yep
RedSpy: Yep, that's a book alright
Gooper Blooper: oh holy shit I think I saw that book in junior high
SteelKomodo: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Gooper Blooper: How did I forget such majesty
SteelKomodo: that cannot be real
SteelKomodo: and if it is, thank god none of my schools ever stocked it
Gooper Blooper: It's real, I saw it and read it
Cornwind Evil: THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Cornwind Evil shuts down to reboot.
Cornwind Evil reboots.
Cornwind Evil: Where was I? Oh yeah, need to start the Society plot.
Gooper Blooper: They sure are polluting a lot. Guess this is a job for Ariel
Cornwind Evil: I'm sure she'll be perfectly fine
Gooper Blooper: I'm sure she'll overcome it easily and won't die
Cornwind Evil: It would be unthinkable if she was to die multiple times
Cornwind Evil: It's almost as unthinkable that Anubis will be primarily defeated by yo-yos.
RubyChao: almost as unthinkable is the idea that garland would be back
Cornwind Evil: What am I saying? That will never happen. It's as likely to happen as Phineas being the real big bad.
Gooper Blooper: Or White Mage getting revived
---
Gooper Blooper: how have there been four two counts in two episodes
The Deleter: because butts
SteelKomodo: #butts
Gooper Blooper: buttsephine
SteelKomodo: buttsephine
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RedSpy: NO FOOD, THAT'S WHAT YOU'VE GOT
Saberwulf: Just forage in the woods, it's nature's buffet
RedSpy: UP AGAINST STOMACHACHES TOO STRONG
Saberwulf: Or the dumpster, society's buffet
RedSpy: CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOKS BUYING SOULS FROM US ARE PUPPETS
---
Gooper Blooper: not ded
RubyChao kills Gooper
RedSpy: not dad
Gooper Blooper changed name to Ariel
Jumpropeman: Spy, you are.... NOT the father!
Ariel was wearing a squid costume
Ariel is dead
Jumpropeman: Ariel's halloween costume: Kenny from South Park
Jumpropeman: alternatively: Erebus
Jumpropeman: realistically, she'll probably go as a box of Special K or something
Jumpropeman: a granola bar
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Gooper Blooper: Just because you support something doesn't mean you have to go FULL BORE 100 PERCENT EVERYTHING THAT WAY
Gooper Blooper: That's where you get people who claim they can live on water vapor and make kickstarters to prove it
RubyChao: oh god i remember that one
Jumpropeman: I'm an extreme vegan. I only eat salt
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Gooper Blooper: Doing a little MS Paint action tonite
RubyChao: dun dun dun
Gooper Blooper: Working on designing the surprise Rumble entrant because it's an OC
Gooper Blooper: BRAND NEW, NEVER SEEN ANYWHERE
RubyChao: :O
RubyChao: A Gooper OC!?!?!?!
RedSpy: Blarah
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Jumpropeman: If I ever had permission to RP a sarahkin, I would be their Uncle Greg, that Buff White Wizard
Jumpropeman: he would be 8 feet tall and benchpress the sarah sisters for fun
Jumpropeman: Sarah he has to lift two handed though
Gooper Blooper: Sarah fat jokes: a long, proud legacy
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Gooper Blooper: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/58496258/RP/Old/DracoSarah.png
Jumpropeman: ha, that fite
Jumpropeman: you had no idea
Jumpropeman: Celestia's face there = Gooper's face later
Jumpropeman: I look cool as hell there though
RedSpy: Spy took up multismoking again out of nerves
RedSpy: Also Designate was RIGHT there to be a free lighter
RedSpy: He couldn't pass up the opportunity
RedSpy: Seriously look at how unamused that skeleton is
RedSpy: And Widow Maker's just like "uh bud might wanna slow down there"
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Gooper Blooper: This is still one of my favorite Sarah moments
RedSpy: #KillViley
Jumpropeman: my favorite sarah moment is super kawaii hug time
Gooper Blooper: The hug that changed everything
Gooper Blooper: "HOLY SHIT GUYS, WE CAN PAIR OUR CHARACTERS"
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Gooper Blooper: Prototype Sarahkin family
Jumpropeman: THEY HAVE DIFFERENT HAIR COLORS
Gooper Blooper: AND CELESTIA LACKS BOOTY
Jumpropeman: I assume Josephine is the one looking over the edge of the boat contemplating suicide
Gooper Blooper: JRM pls
Jumpropeman: wait, that one's too skinny
Jumpropeman: so its Gloria who is thinking of ending it all
Gooper Blooper: JRM PLS
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Jumpropeman: *Holds a Second King of Beats, Starscream enters singing Juice Box, wins again*
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Draco: Later, brosephines.
Jumpropeman: hey
Jumpropeman: Im a broriel
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