SteelKomodo: so an arrogant, andro, bisexual, Lawful Evil Merfolk prince and his Pirate Eidolon walk into a bar
SteelKomodo: wat happen
TheDeleter: terrible things
TheDeleter: or great things
TheDeleter: a thousand of each
SteelKomodo: pfffft
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TheDeleter: http://sphotos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/61658_561491930531505_280393624_n.jpg
SteelKomodo: Snowmen with Shark Teeth
SteelKomodo: It's Official: The BBC have finally run out of ideas.
SteelKomodo: "Fuck it, just give snowmen shark teeth and hope someone has an irrational phobia of it."
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Gooper Blooper: SK thanks for the inspiration
Gooper Blooper: I HAVE the cocoa
New Spy: Woo!
SteelKomodo: COCOA BUDDIES =D
Gooper Blooper: I have no marshmallows
SteelKomodo: boo :<
Gooper Blooper: BUT I do have Marshmallow Fluff let's do this
SteelKomodo: =D
Gooper Blooper: ooh yes that's heavenly
Gooper Blooper: Sarah would be so proud
SteelKomodo: ...did you just sound like Celestia in that first sentence?
Gooper Blooper: That is sort of a Celestia phrase
Gooper Blooper: "Oh gracious!"
New Spy: Goops was Celestia all along
New Spy: That explains why Sarah gets so much spotlight and why there's so much tasty food and robots
New Spy: ITS ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
Gooper Blooper changed name to Celestia
Celestia: I'VE BEEN FOUND OUT!
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
SteelKomodo: goodbye, fourth wall
Celestia: Oh, don't be silly SK. I don't break the fourth wall
Celestia: But then again, I never was Celestia.
Celestia changed name to Widow Maker
Widow Maker: I AM THE PUPPET MASTER
New Spy: OSHI-
SteelKomodo: and there we go again
New Spy: But I'm not actually an RPer either
New Spy: I'm ACTUALLY
SteelKomodo: Well, two can play at this game, Miss Mantis!
New Spy changed name to A Frycook From Steak and Shake
SteelKomodo changed name to Pit
Pit: HUTTAH!
Widow Maker: JINKIES
Widow Maker changed name to Old Man Jenkins
Old Man Jenkins: IT WAS OLD MAN JENKINS, THE CARETAKER!
Pit: I knew it!
Old Man Jenkins: AND HE WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU MEDDLING ROLEPLAYERS
Old Man Jenkins: AND YOUR DUMB DINOSAUR
TheDeleter: what on earth is going on
A Frycook From Steak and Shake: I dunno
A Frycook From Steak and Shake: I'm just a frycook
Pit changed name to SteelKomodo
Old Man Jenkins changed name to Josephine
Josephine changed name to Ariel
Ariel changed name to Gloria
Gloria changed name to Sarah
Sarah changed name to Gooper Blooper
SteelKomodo: ...
Gooper Blooper: it's all just a big cycle. Jaxx was right, a neverending cycle
SteelKomodo: so how about this awful weather we're having?
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Gooper Blooper: (you know we don't have 100% confirmation Destroyah killed Dr. Rabbit)
Gooper Blooper: (paranoid)
TheDeleter: (i know)
TheDeleter: (that purple fucker will be back, teaching conrad how to brush his teeth)
Gooper Blooper: first he needs to grow some
TheDeleter: time dilation
Gooper Blooper: Dr. Rabbit will check in on him every night until they're in
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SteelKomodo: so I just decided this
SteelKomodo: Pit is allergic to eggplants
SteelKomodo: and the only reason Eggplant Wizard was in the game was due to a practical joke on the part of Sintendo's design team
Gooper Blooper: makes sense
SteelKomodo: Oceanus would have been proud
Gooper Blooper: Maybe Waluigi is involved
SteelKomodo: ...I KNEW IT
Gooper Blooper: WALUIGI DESIGN YOUR GAME
Gooper Blooper: THERE. NOW KID ICARUS IS FUN AGAIN.
A Frycook From Steak and Shake: PFFFFFFT
SteelKomodo: Pit: WALUIGI YOU JERK D:<
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Gooper Blooper: Search Google for the words garfield shakespearehemmingway
SteelKomodo: why, has he done a new one?
SteelKomodo: ...oh jeez
SteelKomodo: hello, my blog
New Spy: . . . ???
Gooper Blooper: result 6 of 2570
Gooper Blooper: congratulations
New Spy: . . . That
New Spy: Is beautiful
New Spy: Grats, SK!
New Spy: Now your turn, Goops
New Spy: Look up Dinoshark Giant Octopus
SteelKomodo: ...wow
SteelKomodo: i
SteelKomodo: i dunno what to say
New Spy: 4th result on Google
Gooper Blooper: I actually did that a week ago when I needed to access SK's blog on another PC
New Spy: AND 1st picture result
SteelKomodo: except IM POPULAR =D
Gooper Blooper: I did not, however, see the picture result
SteelKomodo: ...oh my god wat
TheDeleter: haha
SteelKomodo: this
SteelKomodo: this is insane
New Spy: You're the best :D
TheDeleter: that's awesome
SteelKomodo: thanks spy
SteelKomodo: thanks everyone :)
SteelKomodo: I am internet famous and for a brief moment, my cold does not matter
Gooper Blooper: You have to go all the way to Page 11 on Google Images, but eventually Mecha Widow Maker shows up to represent ZFRP
Gooper Blooper: (when you search "widow maker")
TheDeleter: haha
Gooper Blooper: Searched for "jonesy" starcraft
Gooper Blooper: Del's Steakhouse is on Page 1
Gooper Blooper: Of 261,000 results
TheDeleter: I'm the best!
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Gooper Blooper: Now to zip out before Zpy can say goodbye
Gooper Blooper: ...zpy
Gooper Blooper: WAZZPINATOR EZZCAPEZZZ
Gooper Blooper left the chat
New Spy: You jerk D:
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TheDeleter joined the chat
TheDeleter: MEEM
TheDeleter left the chat
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Gooper Blooper: Hey guess what came out in Japan?!
SteelKomodo: what?
Gooper Blooper: That Megaman anniversary game everyone says sucks!
SteelKomodo: oh god no D:
Gooper Blooper: poor spy
Gooper Blooper: HAPPY 25TH ANNIVERSARY, MEGGERMENS
SteelKomodo: sad times :<
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_ joined the chat
SteelKomodo: ey spy
TheDeleter: hahahahaha
TheDeleter: busted
_: Ey Guys
SteelKomodo: how goes it?
_: Oh, ama-
_ scrolls up chat
_: Horrible
SteelKomodo: XD
_: Incredibly horrible
TheDeleter: pfffft
Gooper Blooper: XD
Gooper Blooper: poor meggermens
_: They
_: They literally have a female character pop up to tell you exactly how to play
Gooper Blooper: You can jump
Gooper Blooper: and you can shoot
Gooper Blooper: BUT DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN SHOOT WHILE JUMPING
_: I'm pretty sure that was what Egoraptor spent half of Sequelitis saying was a dumb idea
Gooper Blooper: I'D BETTER TELL YOU HOW
_: He's no gaming messiah, but he's right on "tutorials are ass"
Gooper Blooper: The comments is full of "Egoraptor was right"
_: It
_: Its exactly like the Newgrounds version
_: NO, CHILL PENGUIN
_: GET OUT OF HERE
_: YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR THIS DRIVEL
_: . . . Why is this an unloseable RPG segment
_: The bosses were the one part that COULD benefit from run'n'shoot
Gooper Blooper: This is why I'm not terribly upset that Sticker Star isn't the exact same thing I wanted
Gooper Blooper: It could be worse
Gooper Blooper: it could be much worse
_: This guy is getting power boost cards every kill
Gooper Blooper: NEW BATTLE MEMORY
_: I'm pretty sure there are only 2 enemies
Gooper Blooper: I really like the stage variety
Gooper Blooper: Check out all those different backgrounds, maps, and music tracks
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Mark Twang joined the chat
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M MARK TWANG, CAPTAIN OF THE DINGBELL-dingbell-dingbell
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M MARK TWANG.
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M MARK TWANG. TWANG.
Mark Twang: CAPTAIN-CAPTAIN OF THE DINGBELL
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M MARK TWANG OF THE DINGBELL
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M MARK TWANG.
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M MARK TWANG. TWANG.
Mark Twang: CAPTAIN-CAPTAIN OF THE DINGBELL
Mark Twang: HOWDY BOYS I'M MARK TWANG. WHO ARE YOU?
Mark Twang left the chat
Saberwulf joined the chat
Saberwulf: Del went insane again, didn't he?
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Mark Twang joined the chat
Dr. Bulgrave joined the chat
Mark Twang: WE NEED MORE STEAM
Dr. Bulgrave: Not a bad idea.
Mark Twang left the chat
Dr. Bulgrave left the chat
TheDeleter joined the chat
TheDeleter: what the fuck is going on here
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TheDeleter: YORICK WALKS INTO A BAR
TheDeleter: THERE'S NO COUNTER
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Gooper Blooper: In today's news
Gooper Blooper: I suddenly remembered "oh yeah, I have 3DS games"
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: As opposed to all this DS, downloaded, and built-in stuff I've been playing all summer
Gooper Blooper: Super Mario 3D Land. Last played in January, on World 2.
Gooper Blooper: :I
Gooper Blooper: clearly there is much to be done
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TheDeleter: so i have two fuck-off battlefleets on my way to kill these other space locusts
TheDeleter: but they're busy staring at a tiny Horatio scout ship so no-one is going anywhere
Gooper Blooper: Well that's no ordinary scout ship!
Gooper Blooper: It's the most foul, cruel scout ship you'll ever set eyes on!
TheDeleter: it does look like the 60's and a design student's abstract project had a baby
SteelKomodo: pfffft
TheDeleter: my space locusts are probably staring at it going "where's the engine?" and "what the hell is that bit for?"
SteelKomodo: That scout ship's got a vicious streak a mile wide!
TheDeleter: i was wrong
TheDeleter: it's not a scout ship
TheDeleter: it's a horatio battle fleet
TheDeleter: with a hero
Gooper Blooper: I TOLD YOU
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