Chatzy Madness Volume 343: The Bastard Irish Ghoul's Recipe Finally Revealed

Gooper Blooper: Canon: Sedusa's never eaten at Chili's
Jumpropeman: HOW DARE
Attempting to be a Dad: :o
Attempting to be a Dad: i had chilis for the first time the other day!
Gooper Blooper: Cordie has though, that's how you know she's face-turning

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Draco: "Sadly, Joy did not YEEEEE-HAWWWWWW as she rode Fully-Spider Cordie" <- I'm making this the ticker and nobody except everybody can stop me.

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N Goat looks at art of Futo
N Goat: I'm sure I just don't have the context for it, but I'm still unsure as to what the uniting theme of Futo is between plates, the boat, and GASOLINE.
N Goat: I thought her carrying the gas and matches was just something you added, Chao!
MobileDraco: Uh...powerboating at dinner, duh.
RubyChao: nah, she has some canon spellcards that involve fire
RubyChao: and fanon made her a full on pyromaniac
RubyChao: so i ran with it
Attempting to be a Dad: feng shui
Attempting to be a Dad: just set your house on fire for good luck
N Goat: Oh right, and the feng shui stuff too!
N Goat picks up Futo and shakes her
N Goat: WHAT ARE YOUUUU

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Jumpropeman: check out this actual animation company's website
Jumpropeman: check out some of their work
Bree: thanks, I hate it
Jumpropeman: they helped make a Dr. Rabbit cartoon
Gooper Blooper: I see Toonmakers worked on Stan Lee Presents The Condor
N Goat: I found my danmaku girl: http://www.toonmakers.com/images/Mystics/SG02-wRod.jpg
Gooper Blooper: funny how things overlap sometimes
Jumpropeman: they also made something simply called
Jumpropeman: Tigger
RubyChao: >they did that
RubyChao: ahahahahaaaaaaa
RubyChao: (for those who do not know the context, i did some digging recently and i have a toonami broadcast from 2007 recorded on vhs)
N Goat: Oh!
RubyChao: (stan lee presents the condor was a tv movie that's on said tape)
Jumpropeman: I was wondering if there was some curse member or something from it
RubyChao: not yet!!
N Goat: Was The Condor on Toonami?!
RubyChao: it was
RubyChao: i know the vhs also has one piece, naruto, bobobo, prince of tennis, and something else i forgot
RubyChao: and i know
RubyChao: it's 4kids one piece.
RubyChao: so you guys know i GOTTA get around to watching the rest
N Goat: Don't give it up
N Goat: give it up

Chatzy Madness Volume 342: Big Bar Brawl 9 Edition

Jumpropeman: we have confirmation there will be a Dr. Waluigi in Dr. Mario World
Jumpropeman: and a Dr. Diddy Kong
Jumpropeman: really anyone can get a medical degree in the mushroom kingdom it seems

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Jumpropeman: "kicking up a cloud of varmints" sounds like an old-timey phrase
Gooper Blooper: Because of the word "varmints" of course
Gooper Blooper: you never hear that word outside of, like, old rednecks with shotguns or old-timey prospectors
RubyChao: time to introduce Old-Timey Prospector into the curse

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RubyChao: in canon, for the first two seasons, due to plot reasons hibiki has a berserk state - symphogear can malfunction and send hibiki into a super-strong regenerating state who fights like a beast and has no concept of friend or foe. in earlier plot drafts, this was actually considered as a plot thread for zfrp hibiki! it wouldn't have happened except under extreme circumstances but it would have happened. ultimately though the plans it was relevant to changed so i scrapped that and symphogear cannot fuck up in that way
RubyChao: sorry jrm, i know it'd make the perfect Good Guy Killer next brawl
Jumpropeman: I'll find a way

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N Goat: "Gonna have a real Meat Lover’s alliance over here!”
N Goat: What can I even add to this?
Draco: Extra Cheese
N Goat: Well done.
N Goat: "Of course I will support you, and your meaty friends too"
N Goat: AND YOUR MEATY FRIENDS TOO!
N Goat: Good job finding a different image for Kawanzabot each post, JRM!
Jumpropeman: just barely got enough Kwanzaabots!
N Goat: “Where have all the cute boys gone!”
N Goat: Day of keeping the cute boy faith?
N Goat: “Can I call you Little Teapot? Because you’re short, stout, and I want to hear you shout~”
N Goat: BEGONE!

Chatzy Madness Volume 341: Chompette, I Choose You!

Cornwind Evil: Dawn's kicks got smashed in the Brawl
Cornwind Evil: Her kids, rather
moth: her shoes...
moth: biggest loss in the brawl..

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Jumpropeman: you can tell by the way he walks he's a goopy man, no time for bloops

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Jumpropeman: thanks for the Cirno vote Brine <3
Draco: If Cirno gets exactly nine votes, does she automatically win?
Jumpropeman: yes, so you better give her lots of votes to prevent this
Draco: Can I give her anti-votes? I want to vote for Yotam instead.
Jumpropeman: the only antivote allowed is calling someone rainbow TRASH
Draco: RUDE. Rainbow Dash is going to WIN IT.
Waluigi: I would have given her my Sponsorship vote too if I could've :V
Jumpropeman: she's not your character... yet

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Bree: komachi: *sleeping in a pile of votes*
jinx: *scratching names into the sides of bullets to dedicate one shot to each voter!*
ren: *sulking in the corner*

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The Quest To Not Be Exploded: Someone list all the Curse members in the Brawl for me
Gooper Blooper: The six characters I drew in the first post after JRM opened voting
RubyChao: and Kaede
Gooper Blooper: rank: Kobber Historian
Gooper Blooper: Codename: PEACHPUFF
Jumpropeman: King Biruritchi, Chompette, Robbie Rotten, Futo, Jinx, Plague
Jumpropeman: 3 girls, 3 guys
Jumpropeman: makes the epilogue weddings easy to write when Plague wins
Gooper Blooper: The Curse is an equal-opportunity employer
Gooper Blooper: Plague calls dibs on Chompette
Bree: biruritchi is a real king though
Bree: very eligible bachelor
Jumpropeman: *Sonia fans herself*
Gooper Blooper: I'm imagining The Curse's epilogue just being something stupidly wholesome and happy despite their villain status
moth: bold of you to assume anyone is worthy of anyone else
Jumpropeman: Curse epilogue: They take over olympia

Chatzy Madness Volume 340: The Big Boob Brawl

Jumpropeman: that's a quality xyra picture
Gooper Blooper: I got a folder fulla them
Gooper Blooper: a xyra for every situation
Gooper Blooper: Stay tuned for Xyraplot when Project Scarlett shows up to kill and replace her
IDelneth Delkin: I cant believe the next Xbox is gonna be in zfrp
Bree: meiling's wife is gonna kill xyra and wear her skin?

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Bree: "Black Clover - An exotic imports shop selling various knickknacks from far-flung countries, mostly Asian and African. Always smells like incense. Try the magic stones, which they like to call "Magic Stones", for a good luck charm!"
Bree: I hope you portray this store as being as hackneyed as the anime of the same name
Bree: because hina's shop does sell incense and "magic stones" also
Gooper Blooper: in that case it will be such a bad store you have no idea
Bree: yay! XD
N Goat staring into the middle distance
RubyChao: think of it this way, sheep
RubyChao: it could be worse
RubyChao: it could be
RubyChao: Store Art Online

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Jumpropeman: aww sugar
Jumpropeman: post lost
Jumpropeman: clicked that very helpful print view option no one would ever use
N Goat: Has everyone been cursed tonight?!
Gooper Blooper: gotta print my RP
N Goat: I'm going to print out my next post and mail it to you guys, okay?
Gooper Blooper: it'll take a national park's worth of trees and enough ink to drain every squidkid in Inkopolis but we'll make it happen

Chatzy Madness Volume 339: What, Don't YOU Wear Five Bras?

RubyChao: futo confirmed dumbass
Draco: Futo more like "Fuck you Imma join the Curse" and then next year it's CRP instead of ZFRP.
dork: shes a dumbass because she got a coloring book but no coloring utensils. :|
Cornwind Evil: No no see, Plague lets people buy their own crayons so they can pick out their favorite colors.
dork: should have a bucket fulla crayons on his desk
Cornwind Evil: But those are HIS crayons.
dork: im liking plague too much
dork: i have the plague
dork: I am going to die
Cornwind Evil: I think antibiotics works wonders on that stuff....
RubyChao: watch as Dawn compliments Futo on her expert infiltration like she did with Aura
RubyChao: and then realizes no, Futo is just that dumb

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Bree: the most incredible thing has just happened in D&D
RubyChao: go on
Bree: tom's wizard's familiar, a small owl named Bimpnottin
Bree: just killed
Bree: a massive clockwork kraken
Bree: Bimpnottin the owl executed the final blow to this kraken
RubyChao: owltomaton flashbacks
RubyChao: but that's excellent
RubyChao: Owls
RubyChao: (for context in the first big bar brawl the small robot owl Owltomaton killed the deity Shuma-Gorath)
Cornwind Evil: Must have yanked out a crucial part
Bree: also
Bree: our bard's cursed sword polymorphed him into a polar bear
Bree: he now has an intelligence of 2, meaning that, miraculously, the team idiot has gotten stupider
Bree: he's also hungry so ven's ranger is rolling Animal Handling on the bear-bard
Jumpropeman: Owltomaton's reference image was also the clockwork owl from a movie where they fought a kraken

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Jumpropeman: goop
Jumpropeman: I played Anime Girl or Bottle?
Gooper Blooper: yessss
Jumpropeman: and I'm sorry to report it's not very good!
Gooper Blooper: :O
Gooper Blooper: Unbelievable! I was sure I'd picked a winner for you this time
Gooper Blooper: one of these days I'll gift JRM a Quality Time
Jumpropeman: well there is a sequel called Anime Girl or Boy?
Jumpropeman: maybe THAT'S the quality time

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Jumpropeman: a supposed leak of Pokemon Sword/Shield's pokedex came along and it of course has a billion evolutions for old Pokemon like Dunsparce and the usual suspects
Gooper Blooper: pff, yeah right
Jumpropeman: we're gonna be at Gen 20 and Farfetch'd and Dunsparce will still be single stage

Chatzy Madness Volume 338: I'd Rather Be Watching Dino Dana

ANEPUNLEASHED: One day..
Cornwind Evil: AHHHHH A HARPY
Cornwind Evil: I THOUGHT SHE LEFT
Cornwind Evil: HIDE ALL THE OTHER CUTESY CHARACTERS WE BRING OUT WHEN HERS ARE GONE
Jumpropeman: *hides Taserface*

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Draco: "Being short has its advantages. A second to aim low is a second I have on them." <- So what happens when he gets in a shootout with Zeldoten and HE accidentally aims too high?
Draco: "Always aim for the knees, copper." BANG.
Jumpropeman: zeldoten wouldn't use a gun though
Draco: You're right. She just throws crabs at people.
Draco: Then Niftu's REALLY in trouble because he wasn't expecting a crab with a ratling gun.
Jumpropeman: I believe voluses are 3 feet tall
Jumpropeman: since they're like half the height of 6 foot tall Shepard
Draco: Ah. So we actually found someone shorter than Zeldoten! Still taller than Nib "Kop Killa" Bles, though.
N Goat: But how tall is Blasto?
Jumpropeman: that is a difficult question
Jumpropeman: I'm guessing 8 feet?
Jumpropeman: most of it is tentacle
N Goat: Aren't we all
Jumpropeman: here's a hanar with regular people
N Goat: But how tall is
N Goat: Inch High Private Eye?
N Goat: Standing on top of Theodore.
Jumpropeman: Inch is about 1.6979e-19 siriometers
Jumpropeman: on top of Theodore though
Jumpropeman: idk probably like 20 feet
Draco: Blasto's all leg.
N Goat: Them pins.
Jumpropeman: those legs do go all the way up
Draco: Even Longlegs McLengthylegs is impressed!

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N Goat: "But I AM Death." She said uncertainly,
N Goat: You should never claim to be death uncertainly.
N Goat: "Was it your party? Is today your birthday?! I know humans care about those!"
N Goat: There's a lot to unpack when it comes to Giselle.
N Goat: "Only by the slimmest of margins did she not throw her arms wide and tell Jared that She Was Death; If she did, he would have thought Aiko was a clown. Compared to anything else, including dying, Gen 2 couldn't imagine worse. Clowns were subhuman scum."
N Goat: There's just so much
Draco: She's a doll.

(later)

N Goat: "But like Aiko would've said, that would be whack."
N Goat nods sagely

Chatzy Madness Volume 337: Kobbers Should Do More Weed

Chatzy Madness’ Greatest Foe: It's 2 am who wants delirious Aiko posts
Chatzy Madness’ Greatest Foe: She's filling herself with blood
Chatzy Madness’ Greatest Foe: So it'll sync up great

(later)

All Persona Fanfics Are Canon: Aiko has a bad origin story
All Persona Fanfics Are Canon: It makes her sad
All Persona Fanfics Are Canon: I dunno
Bree: del go to bed

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RubyChao: part of why i wanted to throw Hibiki at Dana
RubyChao: is because they are two of that rare-in-zfrp-thing:
RubyChao: jocks :V
harp: don't leave selena out...
harp: ;;
RubyChao: i said two, not the only two
Jumpropeman: shimmer's still looking for another prep
harp: oh welp
harp: i'm sorry, i'm not ready for
harp: prepRP
Jumpropeman: oh my GOSH Harpy, you can't just say that! UGH
harp: like, duuuude, like... is ANYONE ready for such FAB?

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RubyChao: so JRM
RubyChao: i decided to boot up Tropico 4
RubyChao: and i wanted to ask
RubyChao: how's my Ignazio
Jumpropeman: that suit's gonna get dirty :V
Jumpropeman: but it's good to see him alive
RubyChao: i gave him a green suit after i found one
RubyChao: i feel i figured out a good set of traits tho
Jumpropeman: yeah, those are pretty good

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Waluigi: Seaport.
Waluigi: *Srspost
Waluigi: Gosh.
All Persona Fanfics Are Canon: Yeesh

(later)

Gooper Blooper: >Brine attempted to say "srspost" and wrote "Seaport"
Gooper Blooper: I'm proud of myself
All Persona Fanfics Are Canon: Lmao

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Jumpropeman: the switch is a loaf of bread
harp: Cursed.
iKomodo: D: