Jumpropeman: and a Dr. Diddy Kong
Jumpropeman: really anyone can get a medical degree in the mushroom kingdom it seems
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Jumpropeman: "kicking up a cloud of varmints" sounds like an old-timey phrase
Gooper Blooper: Because of the word "varmints" of course
Gooper Blooper: you never hear that word outside of, like, old rednecks with shotguns or old-timey prospectors
RubyChao: time to introduce Old-Timey Prospector into the curse
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RubyChao: in canon, for the first two seasons, due to plot reasons hibiki has a berserk state - symphogear can malfunction and send hibiki into a super-strong regenerating state who fights like a beast and has no concept of friend or foe. in earlier plot drafts, this was actually considered as a plot thread for zfrp hibiki! it wouldn't have happened except under extreme circumstances but it would have happened. ultimately though the plans it was relevant to changed so i scrapped that and symphogear cannot fuck up in that way
RubyChao: sorry jrm, i know it'd make the perfect Good Guy Killer next brawl
Jumpropeman: I'll find a way
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N Goat: "Gonna have a real Meat Lover’s alliance over here!”
N Goat: What can I even add to this?
Draco: Extra Cheese
N Goat: Well done.
N Goat: "Of course I will support you, and your meaty friends too"
N Goat: AND YOUR MEATY FRIENDS TOO!
N Goat: Good job finding a different image for Kawanzabot each post, JRM!
Jumpropeman: just barely got enough Kwanzaabots!
N Goat: “Where have all the cute boys gone!”
N Goat: Day of keeping the cute boy faith?
N Goat: “Can I call you Little Teapot? Because you’re short, stout, and I want to hear you shout~”
N Goat: BEGONE!
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Draco: "Ladislaus occupied one end of table groaning under an array of steaming platters, showering Magnolia in flowery language whenever he could catch her making her rounds."
Draco rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
Draco: Magnolia was very flattered by his advances and didn't find him rude.
M Sheep: Ladislaus knows what he likes.
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Jumpropeman: its coming
A Popcornless Godzilla: You'd think Mac Tonight would be cowering instead
RubyChao: haven't you seen how the past couple brawls treated him?
RubyChao: he is free
RubyChao: he ended his suffering with bbb5
RubyChao: he has nothing left to fear
RubyChao: and he knows it
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BrawlMas Sheep: “LET THE BIG BAR BRAWL 9 FINALLY BEGIN!”
BrawlMas Sheep: *Lets it wash over him*
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(Futo gets last place)
BrawlChao: BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA
BrawlChao: FUTO MORE LIKE FU-FUCKING-OWNED-BITCH
BrawlChao: WOW INCREDIBLE
Br(awl)ee: harsh lesson learned at lightning speed @chao
BrawlChao: i adore it, it's so funny i have zero problems with her jobbing out immediately
Brawlwind Evil: NOT COOL, JRM. NOT COOL. THIS IS THE WORST KIND OF NUMBER ONE.
SteelKomodo: Oh damn, there goes my planned Snow Miser plot for 2020
SteelKomodo: I had musical numbers planned and everything! :O
Dracos Brawl Nickname: Damn. That is SO uncool. Despite having been dunked in ice water.
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Gooper Blooper: I love the insistence on calling Joshy's cart a kratt
Gooper Blooper: it might be my favorite thing about him
Brawlropeman: I spell it fite every time the word comes up
Brawlropeman: you know I'm gonna be insistent with other terminology
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BrawlMas Sheep: "Car Fu"
BrawlMas Sheep: I think you meant CAR FUNKY!! HUH!
Brawlropeman: look man, eventually the puns would be too deep and be indecipherable
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IDelneth Brawlkin standing in the Brawl bleachers screaming WHERE IS BABA
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BrawlMas Sheep: "Rouge and Esme decide to make their displeasure with the stowaways known, standing to block their path with arms crossed."
BrawlMas Sheep: Two Old Ladies block your path! What do you do?!
Dracos Brawl Nickname: If the Brawl is any indication, I threaten to throw them under a train with a hot dog monster.
BrawlMas Sheep: “Well…I’m about to punch an old lady on a train!”
BrawlMas Sheep: Asked and answered!
Gooper Blooper: Sheep: Look man, Dana wears her heart on her sleeve
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Dracos Brawl Nickname: "The cops were now down to just two entrants and an assist, and the Curse was still going strong. " <- Wow. Way to just forget poor Futo! ;p
Brawlropeman: they're stronger without her ;P
BrawlChao: can confirm
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Dracos Brawl Nickname: "Viola decides to contribute some more to this take down to spare any more arm loss on anyone’s part" <- Viola is not getting in the Brawlmas spirit
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Br(awl)ee: rip bulk biceps, he tried his best
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Brawlwind Evil: Oh yeah
Brawlwind Evil: In amongst the recent WOW bosses? Is a Battlebots themed one.
Brawlwind Evil: "Tussle Tonks: Mechagon’s premier mechgineers test their mettle (and metal) by building customized combat robots. While these tonks typically battle each other for glory, they combine their efforts to repel foolhardy organic intruders who dare venture into Mechagon."
Brawlwind Evil: There's even sawblades on the floor and maybe other robot fight traps.
Brawlropeman: it really does feel like battlebots has more of a cultural presence these days
Brawlropeman: we bare bears even had an episode about it
BrawlMas Sheep: Really now?
Gooper Blooper: The reboot's been going since 2015 with only a one-year break (2017 had no tournament)
Gooper Blooper: The original run of the show was only from 1999 to 2002
BrawlChao: jrm that reminds me
BrawlChao: "His car just looks like a pile of scrap he bolted together in his garage one weekend. Kinda makes me think of Battlebots." someone's comment on Dr. Clash's theme from GX
BrawlChao: it's everywhereeee
Gooper Blooper: IT'S A GOOD SHOW
Gooper Blooper: BRENT
Harpy: goops will fite
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Gooper Blooper: Mr Mucus update: Mr Mucus is still alive
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BrawlMas Sheep: "Hank really did feel like an unkillable man, even more so than Toothy which is a fun comparison that makes perfect logical sense."
BrawlMas Sheep: ...Are you okay, Brawl?
Gooper Blooper: They're both Flash movie characters!
Gooper Blooper: Running on that edgy early 2000s internet humor!
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BrawlChao: LEL SHE'S A VAMPIRE
BrawlChao: LEL THEY'RE BOTH VAMPIRES
Br(awl)ee: caprice is Concerned
Brawlwind Evil: And then Ren was a vampire.
Brawlwind Evil: And then Peko was a vampire.
Gooper Blooper: That was definitely one way for Hellcow to make a huge impact without actually killing anything
BrawlMas Sheep: "Ren was now a vampire."
BrawlMas Sheep: It's an unlivin'!
BrawlMas Sheep: I thought for SURE we were going to get a super powerful Kaede Vampire Lord
Brawlropeman: I specifically avoided Kaedevampire!
BrawlMas Sheep: Didn't want to dilute the Kaedexperience?
Brawlropeman: she'll get a kamen rider belt later don't worry
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Brawlwind Evil: Baba returns to the Brawl when he decides his K.O picture says "Baba is def eat." and turns into Sarah.
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Brawlropeman: every time I copy over a brawl post from MS Word I have to delete this:
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Brawlropeman: i've been fearing the day it appears in a post
BrawlChao: wow
Brawlropeman: and people just think that there's an in-universe glitch happening :V
Gooper Brawlper: UNCLE GREG
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Harpy: "Vahni was now being aggressive with her Wood" oh my how lewd
Brawlropeman: neptune's corpse rises up to laugh before dropping back down
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BrawlMas Sheep: "The once naked Neptune turns into a fighter jet,"
BrawlMas Sheep: *confused thumbs up*
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BrawlMas Sheep: "Neeko pulls herself up weakly, “Neeko… strong tomato.""
BrawlMas Sheep: She said the thing!
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(The Conductor lasts longer than expected in the Brawl)
Dracos Brawl Nickname: I'm shocked at how long the Conductor has lasted despite the continued presence of himself and his train.
BrawlChao: agreed, draco, i have no idea how he's holding up this long
Br(awl)ee: the power of TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN
(The Conductor keeps going)
Brawlwind Evil: In the words of several Royal Rumbles, expressing surprise at a person's longevity, AND THE CONDUCTOR...IS STILL IN THERE!
Super Quick Spy Cameo: This bird keeps itself in the Brawl by sheer force of anger alone
Brawlropeman: I literally made sure to say after getting the Brawl results that your Hat In Time stream didn't count because I was worried people might think it propelled him this far :V
Super Quick Spy Cameo: At this point? I'm honestly figuring Conductor is surviving as far past 47 as he can just out of sheer spite
(The Conductor continues to endure)
Super Quick Spy Cameo: Guys if I make it to the top fucking 10
Super Quick Spy Cameo: I am going to be stunned
Super Quick Spy Cameo: And I legit just need to last one. more. entrant.
Gooper Brawlper: with the fucking conductor
Super Quick Spy Cameo: I shouldn't even BE here how am I doing this good
Super Quick Spy Cameo: I'm goddamn Forky in a toy box and I am loving every moment of it
(The Conductor reaches the top ten and proceeds to score yet another KO - his fourth)
BrawlChao: the conductor is a fucking monster, who gave him the right
Gooper Brawlper: jesus CHRIST conductor
BrawlChao: what does it take to stop this bird
Brawling Pitohui: The Conductor is like a speeding train - he can't be stopped.
(The Conductor makes it all the way to third before finally losing to the eventual champion)
Dracos Brawl Nickname: “IF I GOT NOTHING ELSE, I’LL BITE YA!” <- This fuckin' guy. He's an actual badass!
Gooper Brawlper: The Conductor will go down in Brawl history as an incredible badass. Wow.
Brawlropeman: Conductor chilling with Polka-Dot Man in the How-The-Hell-Lounge
BrawlChao: the conductor's run was absolutely incredible
(later)
RedSpy Cameo #2: And also, I've come to make an announcement
RedSpy Cameo #2: Conductor has earned his place as a Spy All-Star and will be back for BBB10
BrawlChao: I am okay with this.
BrawlChao: after that fucking incredible run he's a great representation
Dracos Brawl Nickname: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay :D
RedSpy Cameo #2: Frankly I am amazed I got a setting 5 rep by doing absolutely nothing but peck it all I'll allow it!
BrawlChao: see that's what really makes it
BrawlChao: okay
BrawlChao: spy
BrawlChao: i counted
BrawlChao: if you sort all characters this year by estimated vote total
BrawlChao: the conductor was in 67th place, tied with grey moon, who finished in 76th
BrawlChao: somehow he rode this to 3rd.
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Br(awl)ee: I am hyperventilating over here
Brawlropeman: posting the final two in five minutes
Br(awl)ee: I'll spend these next five minutes chewing off all my nails and staring really really hard at goops through The Internet.
Gooper Brawlper: Bree right now
Gooper Brawlper: Me right now
Brawlropeman: i clicked between gooper's images quickly and dropbox kept resizing them as I did, making it more intense
Br(awl)ee: I'd be perfectly happy with patty winning is the funny part. I'm not sure if I want komachi to win or to NOT win. XD my brain is like that spongebob gif of the burning office with many spongebobs just panicking and running in circles
Brawlropeman: *braces*
Brawlropeman: POST
Brawlwind Evil: AND THEN SUDDENLY JOSHY RETURNS
Brawlropeman: epilogue also up!
Brawlropeman: *closes the brawl word document, closes the fite art folder, and flops*
Br(awl)ee: OH MY GOD KOMACHI FUCKING DID IT?!?!?!
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Brawlropeman: my reactions to champ right as I rolled them: I was so ready for this to be the year of a repeat champion. I was ready to eat it on the chin in the hopes BBB10 would have a new user. I rolled the results and they came up and I just threw my hands up happily and went "OKAY!"
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Jumpropeman: damn
Jumpropeman: I forgot I was gonna make a joke during the final four
Jumpropeman: the joke was: No matter who wins now, they're definitely the sexiest big bar brawl champion
A Popcornless Godzilla: Hey, don't be dissing Sally
A Popcornless Godzilla: And Zeldoten!
Draco: Don't be dissing R.O.B.
Jumpropeman: sorry cornwind but the conductor's accent just makes me wild!
Bree: oh my god. it really was the big boob brawl. and the biggest boobs won.
Jumpropeman: finale was thighs versus breasts for Top Hotness
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BrawlMas Sheep: "Neeko pulls herself up weakly, “Neeko… strong tomato.""
BrawlMas Sheep: She said the thing!
BrawlMas Sheep: "Rennie feels a curse wash over him, somewhat amused because he had never been cursed before!"
BrawlMas Sheep: That's the spirit!
BrawlMas Sheep: Camilla got a Ko?!
BrawlMas Sheep: Well, she's doomed now!
Draco: Like I said earlier, someone I voted so highly KO'ing my favorite of my entrants was clearly Karma for me letting Ernie win a race.
BrawlMas Sheep: Sorry about Magnolia!
BrawlMas Sheep: "M Sheep (2),"
BrawlMas Sheep thinks
BrawlMas Sheep: Wait, are you sill alive, Wrexer?!
BrawlMas Sheep: "and below Selena, he creates a giant baby."
BrawlMas Sheep: He did what now?
Jumpropeman: well you see sheep, when a warlock and a wand decide it's time to take their relationship to the next level...
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Sonic Found Dead In Miami: Hopy shet
BrawlMas Sheep: Try again?
Sonic Found Dead In Miami: *clears throat*
Sonic Found Dead In Miami: hopy sheeeet
Sonic Found Dead In Miami: That was an awesome brawl
Jumpropeman: that's better
---
BrawlMas Sheep: "It was shifting into something that looked like a tiger at first, but its eyes continue to multiply, its jaw splits back further than it should, and the creature was suddenly growing in spots until it had eight legs and leaked shadowy smoke behind it."
BrawlMas Sheep: Garfield?
Jumpropeman: more like Heathcliff
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Jumpropeman: the totally inaccurate way I imagine brine looks irl
Super Quick Spy Cameo: I just kinda imagined Nathan Explosion?
Jumpropeman: well, nathan explosion but holding magic cards is the key
Waluigi: I shave my head, but I was holding Magic cards when I read that, so close enough!
Super Quick Spy Cameo: GASP
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Super Quick Spy Cameo: I can't lie, I'm especially looking forward to this year's summations
Super Quick Spy Cameo: The Big Bar Blogpost is almost my favorite part of the Brawl
Jumpropeman: :psyduck:
Super Quick Spy Cameo: Just seeing all the thoughts on all the creativity that went into it, both from JRM and from everyone's entrants
RubyChao: so spy
RubyChao: are you excited to see jrm's wishlist for you :V
Super Quick Spy Cameo: XD
Jumpropeman: I thought only four people read that thing
Jumpropeman: after all, no one has picked up on the clues on where I buried the nazi gold yet
Super Quick Spy Cameo: Knowing my luck, it won't be a blank page
RubyChao: Needle Man
The Duke of Flies
RED Heavy
RubyChao: am i getting close jrm
Jumpropeman: unfortunately you've fallen for my decoy al-Qaeda gold
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Bree: how is komachi's cooking these days, tractor?
Bree: she's been practicing
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 12
Bree: it's not lethal!
ivel: how good can Nep cook
ivel rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 10
ivel: Bree: it's not lethal!
Jumpropeman: wait guys, I got this
Jumpropeman: how good can Gustavia cook
Jumpropeman rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Harpy: fairy queen is garbage, dashra knows how to cook well because its not like she can order carry out, jaz prefers carry out but can make a good meal
Jumpropeman: oh shit
RubyChao: oh shit
Harpy: Edward got a 20.
RubyChao: he wasn't bluffing
Harpy: he's a master of potatoes
Harpy: for he is an idaho man
Jumpropeman: way to go idaho
Bree: sakuya, using the power of time manipulation, keeps trying until she outdoes gustavia
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
Harpy: "isn't that cheating?'
Bree: come on chatzy
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 14
Gooper Blooper: coulda coin flipped with the 20
Harpy: edward plz
Bree: it absolutely is cheating yes
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 13
Harpy: cursed.
Harpy: okay dia
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
ivel: Nep becomes Purple Heart to also cheat the system
ivel rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 6
ivel: ...
Harpy: OKAY KISHA, YOU CAN SAVE US... MAYBE... probably not.
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 2
ivel: NEPJET SOMEHOW COOKS
Bree: jenny can you cook
ivel rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 18
Bree rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 20
ivel: ...
Bree: Yes
Harpy: juan.
Harpy: show me.
Harpy: why are you not a cook
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 17
Harpy: why are YOU a cook, sonia
Harpy rolled a die with 21 sides. The die showed: 5
Harpy: stop EATING YOUR OWN GODDAMN FOOD SONIA
Gooper Blooper: "No! *nomph*"
Harpy: GOD DAMN IT THIS IS WHY YOU CAN'T ASCEND
Jumpropeman:
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Gooper Blooper: Oh, funny thing, I called JRM out this morning on something I had realized
Gooper Blooper: A few hours before the Brawl started, JRM posted this review on the game hoard
RubyChao: ....
RubyChao: >flipping death
Gooper Blooper: that foreshadowing was master class
RubyChao: yoooooou
Super Quick Spy Cameo: Man
Super Quick Spy Cameo: I can't wait until BBB10
Gooper Blooper: his response to my callout was "guess I better watch what game I post next July 10 :V"
Super Quick Spy Cameo: When the next JRM post is scrutinized heavily
ivel: lel
Jumpropeman: *posts a Math Gran Prix review*
Super Quick Spy Cameo: "This time I'm playing Team Fortress 2!" *SPY SWEATS NERVOUSLY*
Gooper Blooper: I told him I thought at the time it was just a "brawl kills people lel" joke and didn't even think of Komachi
Gooper Blooper: Now if he'd posted a Mighty Switch Force 2 review...
ivel watches JRM review Mabinogi next year
ivel: somehow
RubyChao: see, to me
RubyChao: i was parsing it as foreshadowing the finale, not just komachi
RubyChao: because >flipping death
RubyChao: >switching komachi
RubyChao: >patty and komachi
Gooper Blooper: oh god it's even worse
Gooper Blooper: didn't even think of that
Jumpropeman: and if you take every second letter of every third word, you get the final lines of the epilogue
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Draco: If I could put images in the ticker, I'd pick this.
Gooper Blooper: The instant I saw that frame I knew it had to be in RP
Jumpropeman: what a great reject salvage she's been
Gooper Blooper: I'm glad you're enjoying her! I didn't think I'd ever use her but The Curse and this spacey setting was the perfect fit
Gooper Blooper: we will see further Dom schemes in the coming months
Bree: I dlslike her less but she's still pretty smuggery: the smuggening
RubyChao: i have like
RubyChao: no rejects left
RubyChao: i need to figure out a way to use my last couple :V
Bree: still though, she's a good character
Bree: a good heel
Bree: and she THICC
Draco: Not as THICC as the champ.
Gooper Blooper: kek
Bree: komachi is thicc but she don't got hips like that, lord dominator's got some straight up hartman hips
Bree: nitori does though because I arbitrarily decided all the cookie weight went to nitori's hips and thighs and it became canon that nitori has the junk in the trunk
Super Quick Spy Cameo: Y'know, I could see booty Nitori as a thing
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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: oink
RubyChao: NO
Jumpropeman: the pigs have escaped their pen chao
Jumpropeman: you're too late
Jumpropeman: the revolution begins
Jumpropeman: four legs good, two legs bad
iKomodo: All animals are equal
iKomodo: but some animals taste better when grilled than others
Jumpropeman: Build should just use LionCleaner to search around the Sahara for his bottles :P
RubyChao: so can i give some bottles to my villains
Jumpropeman: you can give them some baby bottle pops
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Harpy: *ivel is doing the rolling for waifus mostly because i have stopped claiming them*
Harpy: *THEN SUDDENLY*
Harpy: "CORDIE"
Harpy: i say as i probably shattered ivel's eardrums
Gooper Blooper: "belongs to harpy"
Harpy: my girl now
---
Gooper Blooper: *pauses first match on battlebots to poke head into chatzy*
Gooper Blooper: HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS MATCH
Gooper Blooper: *goes back to show*
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Jumpropeman: there's a character in the game I'm playing who gives you tips before each boss as a reward for saving him
Jumpropeman: he says he knows nothing about the final boss save that I should attack his weak points for massive damage
Jumpropeman: *boss appears*
Jumpropeman: *no visible weak points*
Jumpropeman: you lied to meeeeee
RubyChao: are you having fun with genji: days of the blade
Bree: well no, he didn't lie, he said the only thing he knew was "hit the weak points." he didn't tell you where the weak points were...because he didn't know them
Jumpropeman: genji was actually in my gamefly queue but I had to cancel before it could arrive
Jumpropeman: you got a point bree
Jumpropeman: fun fact, his whole body was a weak point
Bree: so the advice really was great advice
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Jumpropeman: fun fact: Meh Burger has few nutrients than duplicated food!
Jumpropeman: Meh Burger copyrighted their "negative nutrients" formula that actually removes them from your body!
Jumpropeman: *fewer nutrients
Jumpropeman: sorry, my joke writers stopped using spellcheck
N Goat: Guess they'd better
N Goat: CHECK
N Goat: their pink slips!
N Goat: because we might have misspelled the part where they're fired, and you don't want confusion over something like that.
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RubyChao: so for anyone wondering how peko got out of the hospital so quickly
RubyChao: the answer boils down to
N Goat: She ran.
Jumpropeman: lel she's a vampire?
RubyChao: "i misinterpreted something about hellcow" :V
RubyChao: yeah i thought hellcow had a healing factor due to lel vampire but it was just extra durable, not healing fast
RubyChao: so Oops
N Goat: What I want to know is
N Goat: Can Peko turn into a cow?
RubyChao: no
Jumpropeman: does Peko simply have super strength
RubyChao: just mist, a bat, and a wolf
Jumpropeman: or superBOVINE strength
N Goat: Disappointing.
RubyChao: superHUMAN strength, specifically
N Goat: Well
Jumpropeman: does she produce above average milk amounts
N Goat: Can she at least turn into a mist of milk?
N Goat: I still can't believe you just went with plain ole mist, JRM
N Goat: I set you up in my effort vote with GOLD
N Goat: SPUN WORD GOLD
Jumpropeman: i did mean to make it milk mist actually
N Goat: and you give me plain ole mist
N Goat: What is the world coming to
Jumpropeman: i just forget details as I'm writing sometimes
Jumpropeman: I think I wrote the hellcow fite at 2 am
RubyChao: how does it feel
RubyChao: that hellcow is having one of the brawl's long-term impacts
N Goat: Like you forgot the part where BK was the last one standing.
Jumpropeman: its amazing
RubyChao: i'm guessing you hoped but did not bank on both me and bree going "lel they're vampires"
Jumpropeman: just the fact they keep having to say it was a freaking cow
RubyChao: and running with it
Jumpropeman: basically yeah
N Goat: It's always nice when Brawl things carry forward.
Jumpropeman: they felt like characters who could benefit from that extra touch
Bree: you'll have a hard time getting ren to tell anyone "yeah I got vampirized by a cow"
N Goat: "It was a STEER and it was TWENTY FEET TALL!"
Jumpropeman: I was bit by DRACULA HIMSELF
Bree: she's just a vampire now :V "how'd you end up a vampire" "oh you know... it just happened"
Jumpropeman: in the same way that if you kiss someone after they kissed someone else you kissed them
Bree: I mean, she can't be as bad as remilia
Bree: who actually does claim to be the daughter of the real actual dracula
Jumpropeman: Ren was sleeping in a church when a vampire bit her
RubyChao: also
RubyChao: yes, at least once a cloud of mist will enter the bar
RubyChao: and form into peko
RubyChao: after she's gotten used to it
Bree: meanwhile at least one of ren's sisters is like "now we need to make you a cyborg. maybe you could have a metal arm like dana!" and ren's like "...why?" and they're like "PSYCHIC VAMPIRE CYBORG CLONE NINJA"
Jumpropeman: put an astronaut helmet on her too
Bree: FROM SPACE
RubyChao: give her a hook hand
RubyChao: so she's a pirate too
Jumpropeman: already she can be FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION IN THE FUTURE
Bree: I mean that's objectively true :V
Bree: peko has fewer adjectives but she's a vampire yakuza so that's pretty cool still
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M Sheep: “You will be humbled today, Chef. Cherish your arrogance while it yet endures, for you face the greatest chefs the Kobbers have to offer, and we have no need of crutches.”
M Sheep: A raccoon falls into a pot with a thump.
Gooper Blooper: THE GREATEST
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Bree: gotta say, it's a good thing ramsay isn't lactose intolerant
Harpy: because of the cheese?
Bree: mac and cheese bites, queso dip, mozzarella sticks, loadsa buttery stuff...
Bree: yeah
Harpy: i find that cheese doesn't trigger lactose intollerance stuff nearly as often as drinking milk does, least for me
Bree: it varies by person, plenty of people definitely can't handle cheese
Harpy: true
Harpy: i'd be more worried about the grease :V
Harpy: juan prolly went too simplistic! :V
Bree: if he survived kitchen nightmares he can survive some greasy home cookin'
Harpy: juan using any extra time he has to dab some of the grease off
Bree: simple can be good, especially for the appetizer round because appetizers are usually simple
Draco: Contest ends with Ramsay dying of a heart attack.
Bree: he's rushed to KOB hospital, kobbers double-win the contest because ramsay tells gustavia "well I didn't see you performing CPR."
Bree: gustavia's like "I'm a chef, not a medic!" and the kobbers are like "ha HA! we're ALL the things!"
Gooper Blooper: *Bubble Bass smothers his burger in lamb sauce*
Harpy: plz
IDelneth Brawlkin: I had
IDelneth Brawlkin: An impulse
Bree: BABA is CHEF?
IDelneth Brawlkin: To send freddy fazfuck
IDelneth Brawlkin: And watch him attempt to make pizza
IDelneth Brawlkin: Although my second impulse was Baba is chef
Bree: pizza for all three rounds XD
IDelneth Brawlkin: With Keke is sous-chef
iKomodo: Del that’s amazing
Dredd Is A Bowl Head: Well Springtrap is there
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Jumpropeman: shoulda had hot dog monster bite dana and magnolia
Jumpropeman: so they could be werehotdogs
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RubyChao: for anyone wondering why don genie doesn't just pull out to avoid the sunk cost fallacy, a lot of his money is bound up in one curse investment or another
RubyChao: pulling out of the curse would be pretty bad for his cash
N Goat: That's how it goes
RubyChao: so right now he's trying to salvage it
RubyChao: Now you Know
N Goat: the rich don't have the money there on them, it's always moving around
Jumpropeman: chao
Jumpropeman: you act like I think Don Genie is wise with his money
RubyChao: well, i know cornwind will inevitably call my villain an idiot again, so i'd at least like to explain it ahead of time :V
Jumpropeman: if anything he's true to life
Jumpropeman: so many people ride dead, dying, or doomed industries until they absolutely have to pull out
N Goat: This took a turn
Jumpropeman: all I'm saying is
Jumpropeman: cease the means of production!
Bree: I'm debating whether sakuya should accept the offer of her own cooking show :V
N Goat: We live in a society...
Jumpropeman: four legs good, two legs bad!
N Goat: When do we see one of the pigs in the Curse, JRM?
Bree: pigs?
Dredd Is A Bowl Head: JRM's referencing the book Animal Farm
Bree: ah
Bree: listen
Bree: what if
Bree: the sakuya cooking show
Bree: co-starred the raccoons
Draco: She'd quit before Episode 1 was done filming.
Jumpropeman: Name: Napoleon
Rank: Glue Manufacturer
Codename: STALIN
Dredd Is A Bowl Head: I see what you did there, JRM
N Goat: Tonight on Food Wars: There's gold in them bowls!
RubyChao: man
RubyChao: i need to have something to eat now
RubyChao: too hungry
Jumpropeman: you should eat a pastry in the shape of your head
Jumpropeman: I have on good authority they're delicious
Jumpropeman: another thing about don genie, and I swear this is not a communist uprising
Jumpropeman: presumably these investments were profitable right up until they're outed, after which he just drops the specific venture and doesn't come out too dirty
RubyChao: pretty much
RubyChao: see: not lifting a finger to bail luigi or the other two out of jail
Bree: honestly, I just realized
Bree: sakuya might be wary that someone higher up in the chain than gustavia might be curse
Bree: as in, maybe the curse got him the show in the first place
Bree: the possibility alone might lead her to decline
RubyChao: i'm okay with her thinking about that
RubyChao: we gotta get to natasha eventually
Jumpropeman: then the show goes to the raccoons exclusively!
Draco: And then Sakuya discovers that Yohane was Plague all along.
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Jumpropeman: im gonna see if akinator can guess hellcow
Jumpropeman: wow this site has been gussied up
Jumpropeman: he's asked me three times if its a cow and I've said yes and he still can't guess hellcow at 70 questions in
Jumpropeman: yup, he lost, but he did know of hellcow
Jumpropeman: Hot Dog Monster time
RubyChao: he also lost with hibiki but knew about her
N Goat: But does he know
N Goat: BK?
Jumpropeman: he probably does!
Jumpropeman: he did not know of Hot Dog Monster
N Goat: But does he know....
N Goat looks at shelf
N Goat: The Stray, a cat from the paranormal mystery graphic novel series Beasts of Burden?
Jumpropeman: he got BK :V
N Goat: Oh, I am surprised Donut County has enough presence they have data on him.
Jumpropeman: donut county is bigger than you think!
Jumpropeman: it was big enough to have a mobile game rip it off before release :V
Jumpropeman: I think my niece was playing the ripoff on her ipad during her visit
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Cornwind Evil: So, most Touhou character personalities come from fandom and memes, right?
Harpy: some yes
RubyChao: the common depictions of such, yes
Cornwind Evil: So how did "Futo wants to be cool" come about?
RubyChao: it basically started with this comic and i got some ideas and ran with them
Jumpropeman: the touhou wiki says she's deliberately old fashioned, I figured chao just went the opposite way on purpose :V
Jumpropeman: now that we know Plague is back to life I can say
Jumpropeman: when I had Plague's body cut in half by laser fire
Jumpropeman: I wondered if Goops might have both halves grow into Plagues
Jumpropeman: and we'd have two plagues
Panda Hive Mind: One named Black, and one named Bubonic?
Panda Hive Mind: Or maybe Bubonic and Locusts?
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RubyChao: "Pokemon is gonna die out soon. Each new pokemon game that comes out is basically the same."
RubyChao: from 2001
RubyChao: nyuck nyuck
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Draco: Harpy needs to see this.
Dark Net Panda: FLUFFMALLOW
Dark Net Panda: Sorry
Draco: Good response.
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Jumpropeman: some Brawl epilogues like komachi's go for simple and sweet, some like skeleton king's go for goofy, and some like Doomrider irreparably damage the solar system
Jumpropeman: so it swings around a lot
Bree: komachi's epilogue was perfect
Gooper Blooper: I really like the sweet, heartfelt epilogues
Gooper Blooper: Silence got one of those too and it was so perfect
Bree: just had a random "can't believe komachi is the brawl champion" moment
Bree: gonna be doing that for a while lel
Gooper Blooper: Remember when Bree announced Komachi was entering and me and JRM were like "!!!! YES" and she was mildly baffled we were so excited
Bree: I do recall that :V
Gooper Blooper: it was a sign
Bree: she was a total last-minute addition too. not as much as bulk biceps was, but still
Jumpropeman: worked for cleft too, bree :V
A Popcornless Godzilla: I know what Pitohui's epilogue would have been
A Popcornless Godzilla: LOFFED AND LOFFED
A Popcornless Godzilla: LOFFED AND LOFFED
A Popcornless Godzilla: Pituhui won and she LOFFED AND LOFFED
LOFFED AND LOFFED
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