Chatzy Madness Volume 390: Tums Festival

Harpy: *bowsette does a slam dunk off the top rope*
Working from Del: i wish i too was a turtle girl with horns and boobs
Harpy: i'm a girl with boobs
Harpy: that's it.
Harpy: that's all we're getting.
Working from Del: lol
Working from Del: thats all we are allowed

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(Re: Hitman)

RubyChao: "During the cutscene that plays in the last part of the Orphanage mission, 47 will point whatever weapon he has in his hand at another character. This results in 47 pointing any number of objects—a shotgun, his fiber wire, a syringe, a book—like it was a handgun. It makes what is otherwise a very serious scene utterly hysterical. For bonus points, you can threateningly point a loaded bible at someone while dressed as a priest."
RubyChao: stop or my bible will shoot
Harpy: stop or i swear, god will smite you with the fury of a thousand suns.
RubyChao: it turns out, the way to make me REALLY like a stealth game is either to make it about killing people or to make it Touhou

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Jumpropeman: oh yeah
Jumpropeman: my mom asked about the brawl winner
Jumpropeman: and she was very happy to hear the story about both harp and marisa finally getting a win
Jumpropeman: all moms support a harpwin
Gooper Blooper: On that note, a Goopsmom anecdote
Gooper Blooper: We read all of the Zoofights together so she knew about Zoofights 3 and the creepy orphan child that featured heavily in the lore, Lily Limbcake
Gooper Blooper: Goopsmom took to calling any creepy doll a "Lily Limbcake"
Harpymobil (Harpy) joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: This was around when I got that Marisa plush, so of course she called that Lily Limbcake as well
Jumpropeman: hahaha
Gooper Blooper: and then after not using the name for years and years, when she asked who won, I took out the Marisa plush (having told her earlier when Marisa won the popular vote that the character's name was Marisa and she was Harpy's)
Gooper Blooper: and she fucking said "Lily Limbcake won the Brawl?"
Draco: XD
Draco: Yes, Lily Limbcake won the Brawl. She rose up from her humble origins to be the best.
Harpymobil: Marisa “Lily Limbcake” Kirasame
RubyChao: holy shit
RubyChao: that's amazing
Jumpropeman: Lily Limbcake will win the Brawl when Necronomitron is on a tear
Gooper Blooper: I'm glad harpy came back in to see that
Harpymobil: I came in for a different reason but yes that’s hilarious
Harpymobil: Wait is Marisa Fumo a creepy doll now?!!?
Jumpropeman: I don't remember the context for gooper giving me four images for the fite but he sure did
Gooper Blooper: As I recall, it was just me being incredibly hype and providing images for how I imagined the fite going, and you worked them in because you were obliging like that
Jumpropeman: well those pics stuck with me so great job! I always think of that screaming lily first when I remember the character
Gooper Blooper: and yes, my Marisa mini fumo was considered "creepy" by goopsmom
RubyChao: wow
RubyChao: RUDE

Chatzy Madness Volume 389: Delicious Sexy Burritos

Jumpropeman searches Little Hope on Gamefly, Littlest Pet Shop: City Friends is a top result
Jumpropeman: I know it just flagged the word little but
Jumpropeman: still ominous
Harpyathome: ominous.
Jumpropeman: dang, its unavailable
Jumpropeman: I won't learn of the dire circumstances those pets are in
Jumpropeman: didn't realize the monkey was on a slide at first
Jumpropeman: i thought it was an altar in front of a pyramid
Draco: Praise monkey
Jumpropeman: The Shrine of the Saccharine Monkey
Jumpropeman: I could legit add that to shrine hills, have it be some place to pray at for the safety of your pets or farm animals...
Draco: Legends of the Hidden Templeplot when

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Jumpropeman: what I do have energy for: vacuuming my room, doing the laundry
Jumpropeman: what I don't have energy for: getting up to swap the cartridges in my Switch

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Jumpropeman: she dead

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Medic Sheep: FINALLY
Medic Sheep: read all the spoilers
Medic Sheep: One reason I dread a Brawl win:
Medic Sheep: Making everyone sit on their hands until I finish reading
RubyChao: trust me
RubyChao: i could survive the wait
ivel: it would be worth it

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(Fat Of The Land comes back to life, but as a human girl instead of a crab hivemind)

The Crableter: Srspost
Cornwind Evil: Oh god Del
Cornwind Evil: You monster
RubyChao: i can't believe Fat of the Land has been Touhouified
Medic Sheep: Chunor has company!
Cornwind Evil: Now Julia has to put HER in the hospital too!
Draco: But Cornwind, that IS Julia! DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Bree: I have been waiting to make this comment since del told me about this plan: I can't believe fat of the land is a real girl now
Draco: lel
The Crableter: Lmao at these reactions
Jumpropeman: Fat of the Land better be chunky or why even have the name :I
Medic Sheep: Something, something, bountiful tracts of land
The Crableter: I'll be real I didn't think too hard about her physical appearance
Harpmobile: Amazing
The Crableter: I'm gonna sleep now, we shall check on this situation tomorrow perhaps :3
Draco: If she isn't, we can call her FLAT of the Land.

Chatzy Madness Volume 388: Big Bar Brawl 11 Edition

Draco: link
Harpy: ow.
Bree: blasphemy
Bree: every month is pride month if you're chimata
Bree: chao you must make chimata do something gay this instant
Harpy: violet just lifts her leg a little
Harpy: sexily.
Harpy: for more you gotta pay up-
AlternateChao: okay
AlternateChao: chimata goes and makes out with raiko then
Harpy: so uh, when's the grove ordained wedding-
Draco: That is a good gay thing for Chimata to do.
Draco: How much did she pay Raiko for it?
AlternateChao: that's a secret
AlternateChao: after all
AlternateChao: you don't kiss and tell
Draco: Good point!

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Jumpropeman makes a note to throw cirnos at brine characters post brawl
Jumpropeman makes a general note to rp at him in general because it has just not lined up much
Jumpropeman: mainly I just want to hit them with friendship beams after all the trauma beams
Gooper Blooper: Cirno's good for that
Gooper Blooper: Sad Chunor? Kepler having a breakdown upon realizing reality is real? Rub a Cirno on 'em
Jumpropeman: I know you've been fiting wars for thousands of wars, but have you considered... dumb fairy?
Jumpropeman: thousands of years
Jumpropeman: either that or wars within wars
Gooper Blooper: I wouldn't put it past them
Bree: yo dawg I heard you hate wars, so I put some wars in your wars so you can war crime while you war crime

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Harpy: "are you okay?" "i'll alive"
Harpy: a typical conversation between me and ivel
Harpy: guess who is who... the answer... may shock you-
Bree: both lines are both of you simultaneously somehow
Harpy: lel
Draco: I'm with Bree on this one.
Jumpropeman: first was terry bogard
Harpy: yeah terry bogard was in my house
Harpy: personally asking if i was okay
Jumpropeman: he's nice like that

Chatzy Madness Volume 387: Avoid Being Baked At All Costs

Macintosh Sheep: Hey kids, want to see a dead body?
Macintosh Sheep: Wait, no
Macintosh Sheep: The other thing
Macintosh Sheep: Hello
Macintosh Sheep: "we have perhaps gone overboard" Immersion ruined. ZF Corp would never asked themselves that.
Macintosh Sheep: IT'S HER!
Jumpropeman: hope I didn't step on your toes sheep :P
Macintosh Sheep: I forgot she had a bird's nest in her hat.
Macintosh Sheep: "so this Brawl might actually benefit the jungle more than hurt it!"
Macintosh Sheep: Alright, gang...How many times can we nuke this jungle in one Brawl?
Macintosh Sheep: "and the old sawmill even still stands!"
Macintosh Sheep: And over there's the old sawmill...Yeah, you keep aware of there. Some folks say that sometimes, they seen a Cirno fumo in the window...
Gooper Blooper: This is a great arena. I like how the sawmill and waterfall give it a flavor that ends up feeling like Jungle Paul Bunyan
Macintosh Sheep: "Entrants must be capable of interaction with other competitors"
Macintosh Sheep: *Insert joke about painfully shy character here*
Macintosh Sheep: "I reserve the right to replace them with Snivel from Casper: A Spirited Beginning without warning."
Macintosh Sheep: THE ONE THING I ASKED YOU NOT TO DOOOO!
Gooper Blooper: He's going to snivel his finest snivel!

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Macintosh Sheep: "LUCINA AND KAKUNA CHANGE THEIR FATE!"
Macintosh Sheep: If ye could change yer fate...would'ja?
Macintosh Sheep: "-Lucina is the true entrant. Kakuna is her assistant."
Macintosh Sheep: booooo
Macintosh Sheep: "no, this is Kakuna's entire movepool"
Macintosh Sheep: *rubs hands together like a fly*
Macintosh Sheep: "combo his techniques into one another to create new attacks"
Macintosh Sheep: Yeeeeees

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Macintosh Sheep: Alright, having read the available profiles, I shall now rest these weary and oddly sandy bones...for just a moment......
Macintosh Sheep left the chat
Draco: SHEEP, YOU DON'T HAVE TIME-
Draco: He's gone.

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Draco: ...I have left myself a cryptic calendar reminder about who to enter as my Secret Fiter. I wish past me had gone into a bit more detail.
Gooper Blooper: Draco's Secret Fiter is so secret even he doesn't know who it is
Draco: It is a mystery.
Gooper Blooper: No, JRM picks that one

Chatzy Madness Volume 386: Skeleton Pee

HORP DE DORP: damn i missed some boob discussion
HORP DE DORP: it was a good discussion
Jumpropeman: boobs are very important
nijisanjivel: agreed
Rose joined the chat
RubyChao: hey rose!
Macaque Sheep: Hello, Rose
Rose: Wtf you're telling me I missed boob discussion
Rose: This is unbelievable
Rose: Hi all
Jumpropeman: hi rose
Jumpropeman: sorry about the boobs
Rose: why the apology

(later)

Rose: Oh my god I missed the Peppa v. Lucina fight
Rose: I can't believe it
RubyChao: guess you'll have to quit RP forever
RubyChao: we peaked
Rose: This fight keeps getting better
Rose: Oh my lord

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Macaque Sheep: So I was thinking...
Macaque Sheep: How many gaming themed food places have a Jill Sandwich on the menu?

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Jumpropeman: im starting to have dreams of me playing new pokemon snap
Jumpropeman: i think I need to buy it
Jumpropeman: nintendo is advertising in my dreams like a futurama episode
RubyChao: Pokemon Sleep strikes
Jumpropeman: so THAT'S what that is

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Macaque Sheep: I should attempt to make a post, but don't wait on me
Macaque Sheep: Not feeling the best
RubyChao: no problemo
Jumpropeman provides sheep the wine list and menu
Macaque Sheep: This is, in fact, the opposite of what I wanted.
Jumpropeman: ah, I see you already received your whine

Chatzy Madness Volume 385: Welcome To The Jungle, We're All Trans And Gay

Jumpropeman: welcome back to ZFRP
Jumpropeman: don't forget to wipe your feet before entering
Draco: Too late. I didn't wipe my feet. >:D

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Melt Sheep: a barpost for Draco
Melt Sheep: I wasn't going to do anything tonight, so late, but you got me all excited :I
Melt Sheep: This will be brief
Draco: NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
Melt Sheep: :I

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Melt Sheep: "we had a Sewer Spirit try to take over the plumbing once."
Melt Sheep: I have waited....
Melt Sheep: literally 11 years.
Melt Sheep: Literally the first day and the patrons are leaving crap everywhere
Melt Sheep: That's one old toaster on the counter, one frog flashlight, and one...Uncle Sam?
Draco: Uncle Sam is going on display tomorrow.
Draco: Sheep mentioning the sewers and then crap had me concerned about what he was actually reading.
Jumpropeman has Claire put her shoe on the counter

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Brinehammer: Had to get the most important Brinecharacter out of the way :V
Dobile Mel: Its good
Dobile Mel: She's good
Draco: "This wasn't the ocean." <- This is a bathtub!

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Dobile Mel: Okay
Dobile Mel: Logically, I must have sojiro and futaba enter the bar
Dobile Mel: However
Dobile Mel: Panty and Stocking will kill coffee dad
Dobile Mel: I know it
Draco: Probably. We'll make sure the bartender has Breath of Life or something prepped to resurrect him.
Dobile Mel: Lol
iKomodo: Panty would probably try at the least
iKomodo: Stocking would be like “but kouta is sitting right here”
Dobile Mel: Also Jared needs to be a cook here so
Dobile Mel: Let me go and get my tablet
Draco: Well, maybe Panty is a freelance girlfriend. Kouta hires her on a contract basis but she's free to do other guys.
iKomodo: Yes
Draco: "Panty, your sister is gone for the weekend. I am cashing in on the...the..." "Say it, Kouta." "...the Poonpon."
RubyChao: incredibly cursed
iKomodo: Jesus
iKomodo: i wish i hadn’t agreed now
iKomodo: 2cursed4me

(later)

Draco: "And, to the horror of all present, Panty" <- SK could start ALL his posts with this phrase.
iKomodo: hahaha

Chatzy Madness Volume 384: Tag Yourself I'm Chuggy-Pegs

Cornwind Evil: Koakuma was probably doing the VTuber thing before it was a thing...just by filming herself
The Deleter: Vince proudly supports his vtuber wife
Draco: It's true; Koakuma was a busty devil girl who payed video games before VTubers existed.
Cornwind Evil: The question is how genuine are her reactions. That's the one thing that bugs me about Vtubers: are they exaggerating for effect?
The Deleter: They're playing a character to some extent I'm sure
pepsivel: it depends on if they're working for a company (ie Hololive) or solo as well
pepsivel: if they're just an individual, they're more likely to be at least more genuine than if they're more heavily monitored
Draco: Koakuma doesn't need to exaggerate her rage at Kaizo Mario.
Draco: Especially after the third vodka shot.

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Jumpropeman: well
Jumpropeman: Hamsterball is a PS3 game that basically has a Super Monkey Ball mode and a Marble Madness mode
Jumpropeman: in both modes, the time you have left after you beat a stage carries over into the next one
Jumpropeman: Marble Madness mode is much harder and you basically need that extra time for the final levels to be possible
Jumpropeman: after struggling with a level I decided to restart the mode to build up extra time
Jumpropeman: and then when I got back to that level... it was apparently the final level I had been struggling with V:
Marooned Sheep: Ha!
Draco: Owch. XD

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Jumpropeman: link

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RubyChao: super mario sunshine accurately depicts retail
The Deleter: Lol
iKomodo: Amazing
sinusvel: relatable