Draco: link
Harpy: ow.
Bree: blasphemy
Bree: every month is pride month if you're chimata
Bree: chao you must make chimata do something gay this instant
Harpy: violet just lifts her leg a little
Harpy: sexily.
Harpy: for more you gotta pay up-
AlternateChao: okay
AlternateChao: chimata goes and makes out with raiko then
Harpy: so uh, when's the grove ordained wedding-
Draco: That is a good gay thing for Chimata to do.
Draco: How much did she pay Raiko for it?
AlternateChao: that's a secret
AlternateChao: after all
AlternateChao: you don't kiss and tell
Draco: Good point!
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Jumpropeman makes a note to throw cirnos at brine characters post brawl
Jumpropeman makes a general note to rp at him in general because it has just not lined up much
Jumpropeman: mainly I just want to hit them with friendship beams after all the trauma beams
Gooper Blooper: Cirno's good for that
Gooper Blooper: Sad Chunor? Kepler having a breakdown upon realizing reality is real? Rub a Cirno on 'em
Jumpropeman: I know you've been fiting wars for thousands of wars, but have you considered... dumb fairy?
Jumpropeman: thousands of years
Jumpropeman: either that or wars within wars
Gooper Blooper: I wouldn't put it past them
Bree: yo dawg I heard you hate wars, so I put some wars in your wars so you can war crime while you war crime
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Harpy: "are you okay?" "i'll alive"
Harpy: a typical conversation between me and ivel
Harpy: guess who is who... the answer... may shock you-
Bree: both lines are both of you simultaneously somehow
Harpy: lel
Draco: I'm with Bree on this one.
Jumpropeman: first was terry bogard
Harpy: yeah terry bogard was in my house
Harpy: personally asking if i was okay
Jumpropeman: he's nice like that
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Bree: fern backstory unlocked?
Draco: Who authorized Fern to have a backstory?! D:
Harpy: me, bitch
Harpy: ;D
Draco: Oh, okay.
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Harpy: Hello i am here to tell you about my favorite dream of the night, FROG BATTLE
Harpy: i guess i was dreaming of some wargame sorta thing but the gist of it was that there was a yellow frog unit
Harpy: That basically focused on getting mega buffed and decimating the other side, and multiplying while they’re at it
Harpy: The normal tactic is to kill them before they get too strong but they are designed to play keepaway and break out of bad situations until the time is right
Harpy: There is one unit specifically designed to obliterate the frogs in particular, and any other unit who tries to buff up too many times
Harpy: they have an ability that not only nullifies the buffs, but the damage is multiplied by how many buffs they had active
Harpy: i saw x9 in my mind’s eye
Harpy: That frog is fucking dead
Harpy: i dunno if they have AoE abilities but i’d imagine it’d be weaker than single target
Harpy: local old man hates frogs news at 11
Harpy: also other dream was dia turning into a madoka style witch and gino and the gang has to save her
Harpy: also kisha was there.
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Harpy: I have a hostage.
Del: #FreeGoops
Bree: #FreeGoops
SteelKomodo: #FreeGoops
Harpy: i’ll free him once i’m home, geez, its just dr blooper off duty
AlternateChao: #GreeFoops
Draco: #FroopsGee
Magazine Sheep: #GreedGoods
Harpy: But yeah i saw no fucking dino he wanted so i saw this and said
Harpy: I have a mighty need.
Harpy: Dr.Blooper is soft
Bree: gently pet the bloop
Del: hold it gentle
Del: like hamburger
Harpy: I told ivel that
Harpy: Best huggable ruined
Harpy: He will assist with helping me sleep on my side
Draco: Excellent.
(later)
Harpy: ivel has been abusing bloop
Harpy: punching our dear doctor
Harpy: he has violated the geneva convention-
Harpy: war crimes
Gooper Blooper: how dare
Gooper Blooper: what did dr blooper do to him
Gooper Blooper: this poor squid is going to bring 99 people back to life in just one week
Gooper Blooper: pray for him
Harpy: give them the pill to coming back to life
Harpy: just condensed a phoenix's entire essence in there
Harpy: you can mass produce them unlike with phoenix down!
Harpy: hooray!
Harpy: otherwise he's gonna need to become a white mage and go through the ranks.
Bree: ivel!!!!! how could you do a violence upon the sweet innocent dr blooper!!!
Bree: he is to receive GENTLE touches only!!!!
Harpy: touch bloop gently
Harpy: like hamburger
Harpy: why am i just imagining a set of pictures of do and do nots with dr. blooper
Gooper Blooper: Ivel with Dr. Blooper
Harpy: with kindra as the do and some other person as the don'ts
Harpy: yeah basically
Gooper Blooper: Belle is the don'ts
Harpy: i'm fucking laughing
Gooper Blooper: umu
Gooper Blooper: *violently waggling dr blooper*
Harpy: please don't use dr. blooper as a basketball
Harpy: also goops you do not know how much more ruined you made this blooper by telling me that the plush is about the same size as the real thing
Harpy: absolutely astounding
Harpy: i love this lil squiddly dude
Harpy: can't wait for him to meet grongo!
Gooper Blooper: He looks roughly the size of my own Blooper plush, and of course I thought of that plush when I considered Dr. Blooper's size
Harpy: twinsies!!!
Harpy: i remember the tag saying something like mochi mochi but i dunno
Harpy: all i know is ivel showed him to me and i decided
Harpy: in that moment
Harpy: i must have him
Harpy: thanks target.
Harpy: tharget.
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Magazine Sheep: Hmmm
Magazine Sheep: Who do I have for this
Magazine Sheep opens Character Drawer
Magazine Sheep moth flies out
Magazine Sheep: Is there literally anyone I can throw at this besides Ed?
Magazine Sheep: Sanae
Draco: Send Syxcyyvfdyvhbvfhbhub.
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Magazine Sheep: "Hi! I’m Sophia, huma—I’m Sophia!"
Magazine Sheep: Nailed it.
Draco: FRANCE. WE COME FROM FRANCE.
Bree: learning those amazing social skills from her teacher futaba, master of acting like a normal human being
iKomodo: Top kek
Harpy: Hummus?!
Magazine Sheep: Mr. Tumnus?!
Draco: TUMGUS
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Jumpropeman joined the chat
Jumpropeman: IT IS WRITTEN
AlternateChao: YOU DID IT
Gooper Blooper: So it is written. So it shall be done.
Harpy: rip your drawing arm in advance
Harpy: grats tho!
Magazine Sheep: Since JRM has finished the Brawl, I will now read his review of..
Magazine Sheep: Elf Bowling
Magazine Sheep: ...2
Magazine Sheep: Elves in Paradise
Magazine Sheep: "After millions upon millions of people downloaded the original Elf Bowling title, developer NStorm had to know a sequel was bound to be a hit as well."
Magazine Sheep: I highly doubt it.
Magazine Sheep: "the sequel wasn’t just going to be another bowling game despite its deceptive title"
Magazine Sheep: then why am I reading about it?
Magazine Sheep: "While Santa’s away though, Mrs. Claus decides to hand over responsibility for the Christmas holiday to Santa’s deadbeat brother, a used ice salesman named Dingle Kringle."
Magazine Sheep: A surprising amount of backstory here
Magazine Sheep: "although a victory for Dingle leads to what the game alludes to as some unspecified but likely lascivious reward from Mrs. Kringle."
Magazine Sheep: Just groaning and clutching my temple
Jumpropeman: I bet any video talking about Elf Bowling 2 would make a Santa Cuck joke if they read the story
Magazine Sheep: "while references without much thought to them like “Who let the elves out?” try to reproduce the mild creativity the first Elf Bowling found in turning the song Ice Ice Baby into something that at least sounded vaguely reminiscent with Elf Elf Baby"
Magazine Sheep: My eyes
Magazine Sheep: are glazing over
Harpy: sheep's dyin, bidoof
Magazine Sheep: "The humor leans towards raunchiness without ever crossing the line into something outright mature though, the game in fact rather immature with its humor but not necessarily bad for it."
Magazine Sheep: "the game in fact rather immature with its humor but not necessarily bad for it."
Jumpropeman: sheep, may I present exhibit a: butts
Magazine Sheep: "but not necessarily bad for it."
Harpy: its a surprisingly funny thing
Jumpropeman: sheep, Night in the Woods has immature humor too :V
Harpy: sheep's fuckin dying
Magazine Sheep: "Launching an elf is a fairly simple process." -Jump "Butts" Man
Jumpropeman: oh sheep
Jumpropeman: the butts have only begun
Draco: Begun the Butt Wars have.
Magazine Sheep: "you can move your mouse cursor over and begin to shoot the penguins down. They try to escape by balloon"
Magazine Sheep: I thought this was a game about SHUFFLEBOARD
Magazine Sheep: WHY ARE YOU MASSACRING PENGUINS??
Magazine Sheep: "it’s mildly amusing to snipe the tiny birds."
Magazine Sheep: Do you like hurting people?
Magazine Sheep: "However, NStorm repeats a rather flawed idea from the original Elf Bowling"
Magazine Sheep: Only one, huh?
Magazine Sheep: "Perhaps because NStorm knew that players cared more about the jokes they didn’t consider the flaws in their play design."
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Harpy: i literally "fgdjglajrg" at ivel earlier
Harpy: and he "fgljfklj" back just a few minutes ago
Harpy: we were meant to be
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Jumpropeman: "The new level cap is 99,999,999, up from the previous standard of 9,999"
Jumpropeman: disgaea we need to talk
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Jumpropeman: I realized something the other day
Jumpropeman: you know how japanese characters add random words or sounds to their dialogue as a quirk?
Gooper Blooper: yeah, dood?
Jumpropeman: well I figured out the american version of that
Jumpropeman: Foghorn Leghorn
Draco slowly nods.
Draco: Sounds about right, boy.
Gooper Blooper: I can see it
Jumpropeman: I think you mean "I can, I say, I can see it"
Magazine Sheep: don'tcha know
AlternateChao: foghorn leghorn is 100% an american example of that, boy
Jumpropeman: time to swap -desu into foghorn leghorn quotes
Magazine Sheep: Yes, it would be, hm, annoying if a character kept, um, interjecting filler into their dialogue like, erm, that.
Gooper Blooper: said ettie
Draco: I say, boy, I say, you need to be more careful with that hammer, desu.
Gooper Blooper: da ze
Jumpropeman: imagining foghorn's voice saying anything japanese is a delight
Magazine Sheep: Who would even talk like that? Hm hm hm~
Jumpropeman: Dame da ne, I say, Dame da ne
Gooper Blooper: https://youtube.com/watch?v=xJJb8l4EveY
Jumpropeman: foghorn leghorn has a good shogun voice
Jumpropeman: Shogun Leghorn
Jumpropeman: oh yeah
Draco: link
Jumpropeman: draco
Jumpropeman: you're dess-picable
Draco: XD
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Jumpropeman: this official thumbnail for a short looks like an AI generated meme
Harpy: oh no
Harpy: sounds about right
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Jumpropeman: in Germany, Jet Jaguar was renamed to King Kong when his movie was released there
Harpy: wh
Harpy: okay then!
Jumpropeman: also, in Germany, Mechagodzilla was renamed to King Kong on release
Harpy: ah, yes
Harpy: Return to Monke
AlternateChao: evening goops
Jumpropeman: clearly Germany mistook the word Kaiju for King Kong
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Harpy: i think i have a tendency to drop games mostly because "oh whats this? new hype?!? *abandons game like stella abandoned a child*
Gooper Blooper: pfffffffffffffffff now that's a deep cut
Harpy: i remember finding that out again last year when reviewing season 1 rp
Harpy: i'm never living it down again
Gooper Blooper: Stella just like "THAT WAS TEN YEARS AGO, WHY DID YOU BRING THAT UP" "as if you're not still salty Sarah beat you in that ice cream contest" "..................shut up"
Harpy: status: still salty
Jumpropeman: it's okay stella, that action only lead eventually to the creation of the MALPverse is all
Harpy: she committed a crime against humanity
Harpy: as did i, since i reheated fries
Harpy: stella is singlehandedly responsible for curseplot
Harpy: and malpplot
Harpy: that's one way to give her an existential crisis
Gooper Blooper: and dark matter
Harpy: i thought of that but then i was like "eh, they'll know i mean the entire two year arc"
Harpy: on the other hand
Harpy: we got mira, tachi, and maria out of it
Jumpropeman: if only you were responsible then
Jumpropeman: you wouldn't be responsible for all of this
AlternateChao: yeah but who wants tachi or yoshiko or cirnoil-
Harpy: me.
Harpy: i do.
Jumpropeman: and then stella just flips everyone off and rides a jet ski into the distance
Harpy: fuk it, have a boigah
Harpy: so yeah attempting to focus on single games for a long while so i don't accidentally end up causing a bad end universe
Jumpropeman: nothing will ever compare to the editing used to introduce the jet ski scene in Tiger King
Harpy: wh
Harpy: do i need context
Gooper Blooper: I dunno, King Of Bots editing is still way up there
Gooper Blooper: *dramatic staggered zoom on broken wheel*
Harpy: they shoulda did that with one of the matches in the bounty hunters for battlebots
Harpy: korean soaps, tho.
Gooper Blooper: Battlebots doesn't even play music during the fights any more
Gooper Blooper: it's so... professional.
Harpy: its good but sometimes you just want a little chaos
Harpy: maybe you want two belts on that outfit instead of one
Gooper Blooper: or a lot *Sonia bursts in*
Harpy: sonia's a lotta chaos for anyone to handle
Harpy: she'd treat belle like she needs to floss between her fleshteeth
Harpy: look dead in the old god's eyes, turn around and say "well that was spectacular wasn't it?"
Harpy: "he could use a spa day."
Harpy: "or some jazz."
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Jumpropeman: I let time get away from me, I have more things to write!
Gooper Blooper: Take care, friend!
Harpy: later dude!
Jumpropeman writes a pre-fite show where Julia hugs everyone
Gooper Blooper: soon you'll be out of things to write
Gooper Blooper: only draw
Gooper Blooper: then after it's all over Maya is staring like "okay now do my plot"
Harpy: time to suffer carpal tunnel
Harpy: and then lizard tiddies
Jumpropeman: calm your lizard tits Maya
Gooper Blooper: yeah
Gooper Blooper: gotta do the blog first-
Harpy: yes, the maya blogger
Jumpropeman: believe me, I remembered it exists recently :V
Jumpropeman: anyway, tata!
Jumpropeman left the chat
Harpy: tatas?!? on MY chatzy?!?
Harpy: this is PG-13!!!!
Gooper Blooper: lizard tatas
Cornwind Evil: I can't find it but there was some joke about a snake woman having boobs that turn out to just be where she's storing her snacks
Harpy: Ah, the ruse!
Harpy: a good ruse.
Harpy: for me.
Harpy: >:D
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Brinehammer: https://m.imgur.com/a/rdaDTLE
Gooper Blooper: padoru
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Working from Del: porky pig raps in the new space jam movie
Working from Del: dehumanize yourself and welcome to the jam
Working from Del: oh its worse
Working from Del: im watching the clip and i am seeking death yet it will not come for me, im watching porky pig rap and fuckin daffy duck calls him notorious p.i.g. and why hasn't media stopped? the world turns and gawks at this disaster, and it keeps happening, there is no love here
Working from Del: 0/10
(later)
PhoneModo: Notorious p.i.g is the new worst thing I've heard all year
Dobile Mel: Lmao
PhoneModo: God
Dobile Mel: It's so bad
PhoneModo: Very
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Draco: link
Del illegally downloads harpy
Harpy joined the chat
Harpy: Harpy.exe (1)
Harpy: Please update your directx version in order to launch
Draco runs a debugger.
Del: the steam version of the harpy insists on downloading a new version of Microsoft VC Redist Package
Harpy: Please get me on gog so you don’t have harpy.exe… with Denovo
Del: oh noooooo
Draco: Yeah, the Steam version of Harpy has graphics issues. The GOG version is WAY better.
Del: i haven't bought anything off gog in a while
Harpy: They put that in during the first few months for sales purposes but they never removed it
Harpy: "Why does my baby have DRM?!"
Del: they installed securom on my baby
Harpy: programming baby.exe is a breeze!
Harpy: I uh
Harpy: Don’t know enough to bring that joke to fruition
Del: lol
Harpy: it’ll take as long as it takes yandev to finish his damn game
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Gooper Blooper: https://i.imgur.com/5OD3BJV.jpeg
Harpy: Im dying
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Jumpropeman: free cop to adopt
Harpyathome: hmmmMMMM
Draco: That's the cop for Hotel Transylvania.
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Magazine Sheep: Time to read about...
Magazine Sheep: Fishing Derby.
Draco: YES
Magazine Sheep: "However, Fishing Derby was more than just a simple fishing game"
Magazine Sheep: It was a way of life, really.
Magazine Sheep: "competition to catch 99 pounds of fish"
Magazine Sheep: Can I get my fish in liters?
Draco: No, but if you ask nicely we can do dollars.
Magazine Sheep: "The play area is one deep fishing hole that the anglers sit above on their respective docks, their line able to extend all the way to the bottom but not able to cross the middle space."
Magazine Sheep: Never will one cross the divide
Magazine Sheep: Never will their hearts understand each other
Draco: The Love Tangle
Magazine Sheep: "Visually for an Atari 2600 game its quite distinct and features recognizable character shapes, although the hyperbolic claim of an old review by Video magazine claiming it had better animation than contemporary cartoons of the time is absurd."
Magazine Sheep: JRM refuting his contemporaries
Jumpropeman: I do dress like Benjamin Franklin when writing reviews
Magazine Sheep: Me: https://i.gifer.com/UgX.gif
Magazine Sheep: "Fishing Derby’s sound concept for a speedy competitive fishing game can’t quite hit the mark due to the lack of proper balance."
Magazine Sheep: "the shark is a suitable complication"
Magazine Sheep: As a shark often is
ivel: a
Magazine Sheep: "In a round where a streak"
Magazine Sheep: I think you mean a
Magazine Sheep: steak
Magazine Sheep: see because
Magazine Sheep: you're
Jumpropeman puts sheep on the grill for his crimes BI
Magazine Sheep: you're trying to catch so many pounds of
Magazine Sheep: of fish
Magazine Sheep: meat
Magazine Sheep: I assure you, it's very funny if you stop to think about it and start to breathe in and out like if you were going to laugh
Magazine Sheep: Speaking of sharks, on to Maneater!
Draco: Neat
Magazine Sheep: Where's Shark Week, JRM?!
Jumpropeman: I legit can never remember when Shark Week is!
Magazine Sheep: No one can
Magazine Sheep: only syndicated television stations
Magazine Sheep: "Some games aren’t about intricate stories, diverse goals, or competitive gameplay."
Magazine Sheep: Sometimes, they're about shooting people.
Magazine Sheep: "and much like how Bee Simulator taps into the strange but interesting desire to live life as a bee"
Magazine Sheep: Suddenly, some things about Broderick fall into place...
Draco: "Some games aren’t about intricate stories, diverse goals, or competitive gameplay." <- Like Call of Duty!
Jumpropeman: shots fired
Jumpropeman: literally
Magazine Sheep: "Maneater actually referring to an in-universe reality TV show similar to the kind you might find on Discovery Channel or History Channel."
Draco: Yeah, because I'm stream-sniping you.
Magazine Sheep: ACTUALLY SHARK WEEK!
Magazine Sheep: "After catching a particularly troublesome shark, he finds its pregnant with a pup, marking the baby with his knife so he can catch it once its grown."
Magazine Sheep: Wha
ivel: Laboon?
Magazine Sheep: This actual, Disney Movie villain??
Magazine Sheep: Somebody get The Rescuers on the phone!
Magazine Sheep: "The little shark bites off his hand though"
Magazine Sheep: Tick Tock
Magazine Sheep: "and filled with the desire to avenge its mother and its mutilation"
Magazine Sheep: AND FILLED WITH THE DESIRE TO AVENGE
Magazine Sheep: Okay, there's more going on in this game than I expected
Jumpropeman: don't judge a shark before you get to know it
Jumpropeman: did Jaws teach you NOTHING
Magazine Sheep: "you routinely get check-ins with Scaly Pete, and while he seems like a clear cut villain at first, the game takes an unusual turn and actually makes him somewhat sympathetic"
Magazine Sheep: Wha
Magazine Sheep: "but we begin to learn about his family life and actually see a slightly soft side to the shark hunter"
Magazine Sheep: Before eating his daughter.
Magazine Sheep: "The television series Maneater isn’t just a chance to get to know your surprisingly interesting enemy though"
Magazine Sheep: How did Scaly Pete not make the Salvagers?
Jumpropeman: because we were in a flying city!
Magazine Sheep: "A narrator chimes in frequently to keep the game from being just sound effects and understated background music"
Magazine Sheep: This is a story about a shark named Maneater.
Magazine Sheep: "You can jolt up and down a bit in the water and point your shark around with the right control stick to change depth"
Magazine Sheep: You liked tank controls
Magazine Sheep: Now, you're gonna love Shark Controls!
Magazine Sheep: "Maneater, surprisingly, features role-playing game mechanics"
Magazine Sheep: AWW YEAH, BABEE, I'M GOING TO SPEC MY SHARK INTO NINJA CLASS
Magazine Sheep: "and collecting materials that go into the upgrade system"
Magazine Sheep turns about face and walks away
Jumpropeman: you joke but
Jumpropeman: one upgrade set is literally Shadow Set
Magazine Sheep: WHAAAA
Jumpropeman: you can make your tail slaps poisonous and stuff with it
Jumpropeman: I think I played with a mix of stoneskin and then the electric shock stuff
Jumpropeman: shadow stuff I think was harder to unlock so by the time I had it there wasn't too much interesting left to do
Magazine Sheep: That is what you mention in the review
Magazine Sheep: the stoneskin and electric teeth
Magazine Sheep: "but even this visceral and simplistic fun shows one of Maneater’s weaker sides"
Magazine Sheep: The side that isn't armor-plated?
Gooper Blooper: The soft, vulnerable underbelly
Magazine Sheep: "but despite being able to search for nutrient caches"
Magazine Sheep: You know, as me and the lads do
Magazine Sheep: Get together on a Saturday and go searching for nutrient caches
Gooper Blooper: mmmm, nutrients
Gooper Blooper: my favorite
Magazine Sheep: "Maneater finds itself in a pickle"
Magazine Sheep: Thankfully, it has a Brineamancer spec path tree
Gooper Blooper: Your shark can cast Bite Stuff 3500 times a day
Magazine Sheep: "Mindless carnage is definitely part of the appeal of being a shark, but eating 12 groupers is not the right kind of mindless"
Magazine Sheep: My friend, throw in some sweatpants and that's what I call a choice Friday night.
Jumpropeman: Sweatpant Upgrade is dlc
Magazine Sheep: RATING: ATROCIOUS
Gooper Blooper: If you thought 20 Bear Asses was good, just wait until 12 Whole Groupers
Magazine Sheep: "Much like its unofficial cousin Bee Simulator though"
Magazine Sheep: Cant' wait until it's official with Beeshark Simulator
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Gooper Blooper: link
Harpy: oh, frogge with hat, excellent
Jumpropeman: bar frog getting ready for agama
Draco: BAR FROG ENTERS THE BRAWL
Harpy: bold.
Jumpropeman: can't believe it's only tuesday
Harpy: yeah
Harpy: time feels like its going slower than usual
Gooper Blooper: For you, the week before the Brawl was the slowest week of your life
Gooper Blooper: but for me it was tuesday
Draco: Goops, was MOVIE M BISON your Secret Fiter? BI
Gooper Blooper: Curse Bison used too many of the memes, Movie Bison disqualified
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Jumpropeman: if Cornwind ever needs a Joy alternate outfit
Jumpropeman: can't say I like the Joy Nendo though
Jumpropeman: looks better when not so serious
Cornwind Evil: Joy: BEACH EPISODE YOU FIX THIS TRANSMORPHIFICATION RIGHT NOW
Jumpropeman: sorry Joy
Jumpropeman: you're being turned into a marketable plush
Gooper Blooper: I like the nendo
Gooper Blooper: not much Cute Joy out there it seems like, Ashe art is usually serious
Draco: How about the Joy Funko
Jumpropeman: dangit drac I was doing that
Draco: You're too slow!
Jumpropeman: Cursed Fumo Swarm vs. Cursed Funko Swarm vs. Cursed Nendo Swarm
Draco: Whoever wins, our wallets lose.
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Bree: can I just say
Bree: how dare you introduce a male character that already has a girlfriend
Bree: not even because I wanted to get in on that real estate I mean junpei has a confirmed interest in cute troubled goth girls and brine is a goddamn factory
Bree: how could you deny us
Working from Del: lmao
Working from Del: bree staring sadly over her shipping wall, her empty spot for junpei now forever barren
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Bree: harpy this is extremely important
Bree: this is absolutely critical
Bree: how does betty feel about helping put téo in a dress
Working from Del: !
Bree: it's consensual del said téo would be down for it and I am plotting
Bree: we are gonna make the gremlin so pretty
Bree: does betty wanna help
Harpy: she would help by taking them to a nice local dress shop and getting measurements and getting it custom tailored
Bree: omg yass
Working from Del: !!!
Harpy: Larissa and Carla be like "let us help"
Bree: nice grandma enid pays for the dress and helps pick out a color that goes with their eyes~
Working from Del: it happen
Harpy: larissa and carla being tailors and larissa specifically being a fashion designer
Harpy: larissa is an attack dog for making this perfect
Bree: man kobbers gonna hook this gremlin up with the prettiest dress you've ever seen
Harpy: "I DID NOT ASK FOR PUKE GREEN FABRIC, THAT DOESN'T GO WITH THEIR COMPLEXION YA KNOW-"
Bree: rest of the benitagang will be so jealous
Harpy: Carla just be like "hum de dum i'm stitchin baybeee"
Harpy: not like that
Harpy: but
Harpy: general idea
Working from Del: benitagang gonna be SO jealous
Harpy: Witchy Woman suggests "hey can we dress up Blood Sugar too"
Bree: oh my god
Harpy: Betty's like "how do you dress up an eidolon"
Harpy: "very carefully"
Bree: jesus christ why XD
Harpy: "That answers nothing."
Bree: put the fucking mosquito in a dress
Bree: I am laughing at this mental image help
Harpy: there is no blood, only sugar
Harpy: get this bitch some milkshakes
Bree: THERE IS NO BLOOD ONLY SUGAR
Bree: rgaowerbgawglehibfw;
Working from Del: LMAO
Harpy: we save the blood for some cool fake "i murdered my shitty partner" pics with bloodsplatter
Working from Del: this horribly cyborg mosquito standing perfectly still as the gang try and invent a dress for it-
Working from Del: i think a few ribbons would work probably
Working from Del: a bow in its hair
Working from Del: uh
Working from Del: on its head
Bree: mosquitos don't have hair del
Harpy: *Dia turns, neck cracking as she does*
Harpy: *Dia turns, neck cracking as she does*
Harpy: oh i didn't need to say it twice.
Harpy: she turned it the other way just for good measure.
Bree: she had to work the kinks out for both sides
Bree: can't just do one or the other then it feels unevenly stiff
Harpy: just put a lil ribbon around their neck
Harpy: "best mosquito"
Bree: nonbinary pride flag ribbon on the mosquito...........
Harpy: Dia would do it.
Working from Del: yes
Harpy: time to give the gremlin a glowup
Bree: temple of anime starts selling shirts with "there is no blood only sugar" with a kawaii uguu cyborg mosquito on it
---
(Joy X Neeko gets casually confirmed)
Dobile Mel: Me, reading the joy and neeko stuff
SteelKomodo: hahaha
MobileDraco: lol
---
Gooper Blooper: found some ruined at the Shelburne Museum that caught me off guard but, on reflection, it made perfect sense
Gooper Blooper: Among the many buildings on the museum grounds is one devoted to antique toys, and no sooner have we walked inside when...
Harpy: holy shit
Harpy: S Tier
Draco: XD WOW
Jumpropeman: dang son!
Hooded Pitohui: That's an absolutely amazing encounter to have
Gooper Blooper: Got some nice souvenirs too! A postcard, a pressed penny, a suncatcher, and a book about the museum's circus hall which is one of their most interesting buildings IMO - it's got a gigantic miniature parade made from wooden figures and real 100+-year-old posters advertising circus shows
Harpy: oh snap
Harpy: i read pressed penny as pressed prinny
Gooper Blooper: salutations, dood
Harpy: i wasn't sure to whether to be horrified or amazed they managed it
Harpy: SAL-U-TATIONS, DOOD! more like
Draco: SALUTATIONS
Jumpropeman: SALTYTATERS
Harpy: mmm.
Harpy: taters.
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Jumpropeman: some guy reverse engineered photoshop and its usable free and legally online
Harpy: OH SHIT
Harpy: kill adobe!
Harpy: GET THAT BREAD
Harpy: donate millions of dollars to him
Hooded Pitohui: Oh, this looks nice! And it even supports GIMP's XCF files!
Jumpropeman: will probably be easier for me to draw in than my rinkadink photoshop
Jumpropeman: the version I have is apparently from 2005 :V but yes, photopea appears to be entirely browser-based
Draco: That recent? Mine's 1999.
Jumpropeman: draco has to get the water wheel spinning before he can open his version of photoshop
Gooper Blooper: draco's photoshop was on display at the shelburne museum
Draco: lol
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Harpy: link
Gooper Blooper: that's you alright
Harpy: not allowed to give me money, i give everybody else money
Harpy: and steam games
Harpy: and occasionally my writing
Jumpropeman sends harpy a quarter
Harpy: i will treasure this immensely
Harpy: *gets quarter water*
Harpy: "but harpy don't you write all the time in RP"
Harpy: yes, but i do, of course, write non-RP stuff!
Jumpropeman: sometimes harpy gets her cat to ghost write for her
Harpy: that's where the ijofytpoil
Harpy: comes from
Harpy: i'd bring the shit over here but then he'd knock my fan over and i'll die
Jumpropeman: you'll die and he'll have to take over full time
Harpy: you can't pressure him
Harpy: he cannot be pressured
Jumpropeman: karson, you're the new brawl writer
Harpy: that you would bestow him such a job
Harpy: how would he even do all that
Jumpropeman: everyone waits two weeks and then on July 10th there's one post saying "asfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg"
Cornwind Evil: "Purugly killed all teh endd."
Harpy: no its hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lpoipiuokjkljkl
Harpy: spacespacespacespace
Harpy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Harpy: save draft
Jumpropeman: the real reason cornwind can never write a brawl is he wouldn't be able to kill cat entrants
Draco: Sniveled again. D;
Harpy: yeah karson just pulled a snivel on all of us
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Jumpropeman: coming soon to the bar stage
Harpy: why is this so mesmerizing.
Jumpropeman: subliminal twerking
Harpy: fuckin spooky
Gooper Blooper: amogus hasn't been in RP yet
Gooper Blooper: will anyone go for it
Harpy: we're not in space
Jumpropeman: when that badonkadonk is sus
Harpy: and we did imposter stuff already sorta-
Harpy: like look at season 3 and 4
RubyChao: plot twist
RubyChao: it cameos during the brawl
RubyChao: just a spacebean in the background
Jumpropeman: mystery fiter: twerking crewmate
Gooper Blooper: flubber was already pretty close
Jumpropeman: true
---
Jumpropeman: i found the norm of the north wiki
Jumpropeman: it's all vandalism
Jumpropeman: all previous edits are vandalism
Jumpropeman: "Quotes
"Shut up, Liberal!" - Norm, on multiple occasions."
---
Jumpropeman: remember our friends over at the Crappy Games wiki?
Gooper Blooper: uh oh
Jumpropeman: "Reception
Elf Bowling
At the time it was released, the game received only one review in the 1990s, and it was from GameHippo who gave a 9/10.[3]
GameSpot gave for NStorm's first installment a 7.2/10, saying "JAMDAT Bowling it ain't. If you really like bowling games, Christmas, or puerile humor, EB is worth a look. Otherwise, let Santa clean up his own labor mess."[4]
In 2019, The Game Hoard managed to review the game, giving a much harsher grade, a BAD rating (3/7 according to MobyGames), considering "It's not awful to play, but it’s so shallow that it wears outs it welcome before you have really spent too long playing it."[5]"
Gooper Blooper: pfffff
Gooper Blooper: "managed to review"
Jumpropeman: it wasn't easy, I had to download the game and everything
---
Jumpropeman: i am caught up on rp!
Jumpropeman: I know all the nasty things you guys have been up to
Harpy: oh no
Harpy: so terrible
Draco: No you don't.
Harpy: spooky
Harpy: making last minute bets
Jumpropeman: you all should place HUGE bets on a character who entered the Brawl to win
Harpy: i don't have anyone who has $10,000 to burn
Harpy: dia would but gino isn't in and therefore
Jumpropeman: not even 10,000 Dollar Jimmy?
Harpy: you can't spoil your mystery fiter like this
Harpy: now you have to go back and snivel yourself
Jumpropeman: OH SUGAY
Jumpropeman: I meant sugar
Harpy: yes, i am sugay, becuase i am bi
Harpy: you can tell because i can't spell
---
Bree: looking at chatzy madness and
Bree: this bit is even funnier in the context of us beginning to #friendship belle
Bree: Gooper Blooper: In Brineland, home of the sympathetic villain, we are ALL ABOUT them third options
-RubyChao: brineland approach is that any villain with an ounce of sympathy is just an incoming friend
-RubyChao: we rubbed characters on the undead monstrosity until he became a good guy
-RubyChao: jenny has no hope.
-Brinehammer buries his face in his hands, knowing it's true.
Harpy: kek
Harpy: look, kindra would rather die because belle actually wanted her to for some reason rather than because the chaos or almathea was telling her to
Harpy: weird kink but don't kinkshame her
Bree: there is no kinkshaming in this house
Bree: we'll sic the panda on anyone that does
Jumpropeman: sorry but I'm gonna shame that kink
Jumpropeman: kindra no die
Harpy: kindra'll pop back up like a weed
Harpy: "did you HEAR?!? ZOEY'S OKAY! :D"
Harpy: "why are you in my bathtub"
Jumpropeman: I'll send Zoey to fight Belle
Jumpropeman: we capture her via Zoey talking so much Belle can't get in a word edgewise and just stands waiting for her turn
Harpy: ah yes, now its time for US to weaponize monologuing
Harpy: the villains had it good for TOO LONG
Draco: What if having a panda sicced on me IS my kink?
Bree: that can be arranged ;3
---
Draco: For Bree
Jumpropeman: amazing
Dobile Mel: #FreeAmity
---
Jumpropeman: I just finished my batch of brawl art, CKR is working on her last little bit
Jumpropeman: gooper finished his this morning
Magazine Sheep: How many Snivels should we expect, ballparked?
Jumpropeman: I still gotta scan it all and junk and if CKR flakes I need to take over but she seems to be on board for finishing up
Jumpropeman: I have replaced all Brawlers with Snivels
Jumpropeman: lets see if anyone notices
Jumpropeman: pre-fite show will probably start in half an hour
Magazine Sheep: Thank you for the forecast
Jumpropeman: im more reliable than Woppy
---
Magazine Sheep: "How does a cyclops cloud make money? Good question. Perhaps today's festivities shine some light on the answer"
Magazine Sheep: *hard cut* "They did not."
Magazine Sheep: "Kracko makes full use of his powers to help people out throughout the festivities."
Magazine Sheep: I told you it was a good idea to have him head the Lost Child Center!
Magazine Sheep: "Bugzzy is making a beetleline towards anything and everything in Agama that has any sort of connection to showing off his physicality."
Magazine Sheep: Swimsuit competition it is!
Magazine Sheep: "She buys one of Zauderberder's rugs!"
Magazine Sheep sounds of a stack of dishes falling over in the distance
Jumpropeman: well now Zauderberder needs to buy new dishes
Magazine Sheep: He'll buy some after the Brawl
Magazine Sheep: WITH ALL THE PRIZE MONEY HE WON oh God, no
Magazine Sheep: "The noises of the carnival reminded him of the days before his hibernation"
Magazine Sheep: Picture it...
Magazine Sheep: Sicily...
Jumpropeman just gifts Sheep Sophia already
Magazine Sheep: "Kumonga eventually fell asleep in the warm sun"
Magazine Sheep: Are...are we going to need to solve a puzzle to wake him up again?
Magazine Sheep: "The Brawl often brings old faces from the Kobbers' past out of the woodwork to watch the spectacle, but even with that in mind, it might be a surprise to see who was wandering around Gezora's area, trying out Kobber food and drink."
Magazine Sheep: I can't believe Jumperopeman is here!
pizza time: Kek
Magazine Sheep: "Fun fact: This summer marks 15 years since the debut of Price Chopper's House Of BBQ promotion (although most content on the Internet does not trace back further than 2007, rest assured it actually began in 2006.) But why am I telling you this?"
Magazine Sheep: In all honesty, I assume you were going to kill me after.
Magazine Sheep: "The Harpgang is out in full force"
Magazine Sheep: You might call it
Magazine Sheep: if you will
Jumpropeman: harpgang busting mailboxes and spraying graffiti on the underpass
Magazine Sheep: The Harppening
Magazine Sheep cough
Magazine Sheep: The Harppening.
Magazine Sheep: like
Magazine Sheep: you know
Magazine Sheep: 'Happening'
Magazine Sheep: but
Magazine Sheep: uh
Magazine Sheep: but
Magazine Sheep: with Harpy's name
Jumpropeman: sheep, you're fired
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Jumpropeman: there has been sabotage!
Jumpropeman: Kirby attacked CKR's art!
Magazine Sheep: Whaaa
Jumpropeman: she hadn't done much on the piece of paper, but the cat crumpled it up and was playing with it
pizza time: D:
Magazine Sheep: I can't believe Kirby won the Brawl
---
The Deleter: Alrighty
The Deleter: I live
RubyChao bewares
pizza time: but do you hunger
The Deleter: Run! Run! Run!
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Magazine Sheep: "Thanks to the diligent work of a robot I strapped a camera to"
Magazine Sheep: I'm hoping he strapped a camera to a Snapper.
Magazine Sheep: “Our first segment,” Soar continues, “Is one that covers that most dreaded of subjects: POLITICS."
Magazine Sheep: *Turns off television*
Magazine Sheep: "Lucina was letting her Kakuna rest in the small garden found on the ship turned bar, but Kakuna could tell she was acting differently today."
Magazine Sheep: She wasn't challenging her fate?!
Magazine Sheep: “Don’t worry about me, Kakuna. This is just a larger battle than I’m used to. I haven’t been in a conflict this big since…”
Magazine Sheep: Picture it. Sicily-
Magazine Sheep: “That’s why you guys shouldn’t leave things to fate!” Tressa says
Magazine Sheep: Wha-But that's Lucina's thing!
Magazine Sheep: “Didn’t mean to eavesdrop, but"
Magazine Sheep: "but I was trying to overhear your conversation."
Magazine Sheep: "I was part of a bit of an alliance in my last Brawl run"
Magazine Sheep: I played a little college Brawl, you know
Magazine Sheep: “Now that’s a man who likes to be hands-on, yes indeedy."
Magazine Sheep: Phyliss, are...are you trying to seduce Kiryu?
Gooper Blooper: This Bullet backstory oh my god
Hooded Pitohui: Who would have guessed we'd get such a detailed backstory for Bullet
RubyChao: IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE BULLET BACKSTORY THERE IS ONLY SAD DOGGO
Magazine Sheep: "but that punk has let himself get roped into some… some SUBSTORY again!"
Magazine Sheep: 8I
Magazine Sheep: "HEY!" Nekomaru calls out,
Magazine Sheep: "SOMEONE'S FALLEN INTO THE ACHIMAMA RIVER!"
Magazine Sheep: “Well scram!"
Magazine Sheep: Or, perhaps, scramble.
Magazine Sheep: “Seems like a scam"
Magazine Sheep: A scamble.
Harpy: stop that.
Magazine Sheep: “I was around back then."
Magazine Sheep: Picture it, Sici-
Gooper Blooper: Sheep's suggestion for our next setting: 80s-themed Sicily
Magazine Sheep: “Wouldn’t that sawmill also be a great place for that troll to place traps?”
Magazine Sheep: Ah, I see Zauderberder snuck in an extra rug
Magazine Sheep: A WET BLANKET
Magazine Sheep: "What I wanna know is, who in their right mind wants to be on the mountain?” Marlow taps it on the map, “Seems like it’s got less trees but a bunch of problems otherwise."
Magazine Sheep: Cut to the Regis on top of the mountain, pounding their chests and GONKing
Magazine Sheep: "What’s he supposed ta do? Walk places? Then he’d just be any old dragon! …B’sides, I think he’s got a thing for it. Finds it comfy and cozy. A reminda of the good times.“
Magazine Sheep: Good times like...Picta' it. Sicily...
Jumpropeman: sheep is stuck on loop
---
Magazine Sheep: Ye Gods, my Secret Fiter is ruined!
Magazine Sheep: Hmm
Magazine Sheep: What if...I took Goops' Secret Fiter and presented it as my own?
Magazine Sheep: Oh hoh! Delightfully devilish, M Sheep!
The Deleter: Steamed Fiters
---
Harpy: "the preshit posts-" *ivel bursts out laughing*
Harpy: i was trying to say prefite
Harpy: there would be considerably more effort doing prefite shitposts
ivel: ah yes, the pre-shitposts
The Deleter: The big bar shitpost, which is just a badly compressed jpeg of the winner of the brawl
ivel: so the universe where Sweet Bro/Hella Jeff won?
---
Bree: oh no my icee
Bree: I forgot to remember to drink it before it melted
Gooper Blooper: now it's a wateree
---
Draco: Might throw a Fumo in the car and go get a milkshake.
Jumpropeman: just chuck her in there
Jumpropeman: chuck her in the gas tank
Harpy: i'm a CHUCKSTER
Jumpropeman: power your car with fumo
Draco: GOOD IDEA
Bree: running on fumes fumos
Draco: Don't have a lot of milk or I'd try to make one again.
Jumpropeman: fumos are made with milk?
Harpy: damn that's some lactomancy going on there
Harpy: new psychic power unlocked
Draco: Milkshake run averted; ice cream was found.
---
Jumpropeman reading about the latest WOW lore
Jumpropeman: wow, they really seem to be going off the rails
Jumpropeman: except like
Jumpropeman: they were already off the rails
Jumpropeman: but now they can't even see the rails
Jumpropeman: they forgot their train could even go on rails
---
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Dobile Mel: Sup y'all
pizza time: Doin fine
Draco: Not much. Just remembered mobile games.
Dobile Mel: That's not a great thing to remember
Draco: No, it's not.
---
Br(awl)ee: I am ready for miracle to get last place
---
Brawl Sheep: "Already fans can swipe their screens to see Edward, Zauderberder"
Brawl Sheep: But why would they want to?
Gooper Brawler: swipe left on zauderberder
(later)
Brawl Sheep: Zauderberder wasn't the first to die? What an outrage!
Gooper Brawler: he got a lotta votes, sheep!
Brawl Sheep: AN OUTRAGE
(later)
Brawl Sheep: "Zauderberder watches as his allies begin to fite some tough foes, anxiously looking through his rugs to see if he could assist."
Brawl Sheep: Voiceover: He could not.
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Br(awl)ee: cirnoil's KO is particularly brutal imo - getting knocked unconscious and breaking a bunch of bones then drowning. dang, momopie :V
Gooper Brawler: DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE FACE OF MERCY?
Br(awl)ee: goops XDD
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Harphome: i'm so sorry, wriggle. bubba's ass 2phat, but he's the cop so he can't be arrested...
Harphome: damn you, qualified immunity!!!
---
Brawl Sheep: “Where’d my cookies go?”
Brawl Sheep: We believe that's when the massacre began, your honor
---
Brawl Sheep: I don't even know how to process Vondu's trade.
Brawl Sheep: YOU GAVE HIM DWARFELLES, JRM
Brawl Sheep: "Vondu who was lifting up the shag and grey area rug to consider them"
Brawl Sheep: A man(?) of surprisingly good taste?
Brawl Sheep: “If we get this guy to the top, Mother Nature will have to give us our jobs back!”
Brawl Sheep: Does this make Zauderberder Snow White?
Brawl Sheep: A wrestler just murdering some tiny women, okay
Brawl Sheep: HOW DID ZAUDERBERDER GET A KO?
Brawl Sheep: WHO LET THIS HAPPEN??
Brawl Sheep: FIRE TUT-TUT
Brawl Sheep: "Zauderberder falls to his hands and knees, the adrenaline and sacrilege of the act coursing together to make his whole body tingle."
Brawl Sheep: Oh no, he's got a taste for blood now! LOOK OUT!
Brawl Sheep: Never did see if Moonbeam could do anything!
Brawl Sheep: So many KOs so quick! Cut down in their prime!
Brawl Sheep: Side note: I can't believe, of all the Dwarfelles, you decided MARINA should live while some other Dwarfelle bit it here. MARINA, JRM.
Brawlropeman: I was tempted to keep around some of the others, but I didn't want it to become The Dwarfelle Show
Brawl Sheep: "That's a LOT of booing and hissing. A lot."
Brawl Sheep: Aaah, finally-Wait, no! NO! DON'T HISS AT VONDU! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE BOOING ZAUDERBERDER!
---
Br(awl)ee: this wenche thikke
---
Brawl Sheep: "Varan may be a titanic kaiju, but"
Brawl Sheep: He's also a self-help guru. Please, come to his workshop on 25th, called 'Letting Out Your Inner Mountain God'.
---
BrawlChao: oh god, two villains left. ONE FEAR
Rose on the Go(se): I'm pretty proud of my stupid villain getting this far
Brawlwind Evil: Amaretti didn't do too badly herself.
Rose on the Go(se): The Rose cast is small but mighty 💪
---
Brawl Sheep: "Malizza decides to enter the fite with a small opener, that being the giant centipedes."
Brawl Sheep: How is anything about it small?!
Brawl Sheep: “It’s a serious crime to pirate video games!” Hallyboo
tells the Sega Hard Girl, Dreamcast looking up at him grumpily before
flipping him off. “It’s a serious crime to kill people but that’s what
I’m here to do now.”
Brawl Sheep: Some serious moral questions here.
Brawl Sheep: "ONCE MORE I NEED YOUR POWER,"
Brawl Sheep: I can't believe an actual god was needed to put down Edward Lockhand.
Brawl Sheep: Wait. HE'S STILL ALIVE? HOW??!
Brawl Sheep: Big Bubba was a really fun opponent to pit him up against.
Brawl Sheep: "forgetting that KO announcements were a thing, and his name certainly wasn’t Marlow Briggs"
Brawl Sheep: Are we sure? He could be a Marlow Briggs. He looks like a Marlow Briggs to me.
Brawlropeman: just look at those rippling muscles that are clearly beneath the robes, and the feathers, and the fat!
Brawl Sheep: “Attack her, living toy!”
Brawl Sheep: this isn't Puppet Master!
Brawl Sheep: “If you happen to know where an army of clay soldiers and squat women are, I could use some directions.”
Brawl Sheep: I'd try Rifftrax, personally.
Brawl Sheep: TOY DESTROYED!
Cornwind Evil: There, all your characters are gone, BE HAPPY.
Brawl Sheep: "a passion fruit tree appears aside him"
Brawl Sheep: Did the passion fruit industry lobby the Brawl? They keep showing up!
Brawl Sheep: "Lilith’s scorching hot bod"
Brawl Sheep: :I
Brawlropeman: ;)
pizza time: insert joke about lilith’s hot ass here
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Harphome: dyin, squirtle
Harphome: i'm bursting with energy
Harphome: i don't know how
Gooper Brawler: yes you do
Gooper Brawler: brorl energy
Harphome: i do!
Harphome: but i'm also spooped
Harphome: ...but mostly i'm just boiling over with ideas and i don't know where to put that excess energy
BrawlChao: brawl brawl brawl
Br(awl)ee: “Why don’t you come over and kill this lady? I heard she loves gumdrops and rainbows and donates to pony orphanages!” oh felldrake is going to GET IT. he's going to get comeuppanced SO HARD.
Brawling Pitohui: "With 100 troops behind her." - Ah, so this is where Myoom dies... At least she's going to go out in one heck of a cool way
BrawlChao: laughing at how bree called it re: Julia and Calculator
BrawlChao: CHIMATA WHY ARE YOU SO RIDICULOUS
Harphome: MARISA STATUS: STILL ALIVE AND I... know why but ITS FUCKING CRAZY
Harphome: if Marisa wins she is going to fuckin treat Dreamcast and Mira to a night out and a slumber party
Harphome: and i already have something in mind for her next run... if she wins, i mean.
Harphome: anyway she way surpassed reimu fuckin kek
Harphome: *sweats as if a monkey's paw has a finger curl in*
Harphome: hug me i'm scared
Harphome: i'm getting dr. blooper
Harphome: he is here
Rose on the Go(se): aaaaaAAAHHH
Harphome: last fo-OH SHIT GODBEAST!!!!
Rose on the Go(se): AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Harphome: MIRA HELP YOU GOTTA KILL HIM
BrawlChao: holy shit this finale
Harphome: i can hear my heart pounding through my ears
Br(awl)ee: "Lilith feels her anger fading away, the glowing little Ditto in front of her helping her see through the cloud of darkness in her head and find herself again." I'M CRYING I AM LITERALLY CRYING
Rose on the Go(se): This is incredible oh my GOD
Harphome: GUESS FOR FINAL TWO: MARISA AND MIRA FOR A HEARTWRENCHER
Harphome: IF I'M ON THE MONEY nobody owes me anything but y'know.
BrawlChao: rose
BrawlChao: do you understand why yearly brawl focus is a thing now
Rose on the Go(se): I'm dying
BrawlChao: pitohui went through this in bbb9 too
Brawling Pitohui: It's true, Rose
Harphome: blbblblblb
Harphome: FUCKING CALLED IT
Harphome: pay up in fumos or i'll bust into your house and eat your chips
BrawlChao: holy SHIT this final two
Harphome: ESPECIALLY if they're sour cream n onion
Harphome: i mean miracle did get a fuckload of jungle juicin, why wouldn't she be here except tractor fuckery?
Brawling Pitohui: Oh my god, oh my word, oh my goodness, you gotterdammerung sporophytic ferns
Brawling Pitohui: this is unbelievable
Harphome: that saying need to be fucking pinned
Harphome: at least i got 2nd place again-
Harphome: god damn it is it bad that i wanna see the next post now
Harphome: help guys
Brawlwind Evil: Well, ain't THIS an interesting final two.
Harphome: wait where did- WHY DID I TOSS DR BLOOPER ONTO THE FUCKING BED
Harphome: BLOOPER IS HERE WHERE HE BELONGS
Brawling Pitohui: Give us your strength, Dr. Blooper
Br(awl)ee: I am SHOOK. I am fucking SHOOK. that defeat of felldrake by miracle's heart star was incredible but I'm AFRAID that miracle is gonna rob harpy of her well deserved brawl win...
Harphome: you can't see me but i'm raising his tentacles up
Rose on the Go(se): What a way for him to go out
Brawlwind Evil: Nice work, Rose. First Brawl, BRONZE MEDAL!
Harphome: hey man, don't sweat it. I'm nervous about it too, i can taste victory, but I know as well as anyone that it's anyone's game.
Brawling Pitohui: Rose I'm so proud of you! Goodness, I couldn't be more excited to see you go so far in your first Brawl!
Rose on the Go(se): This has been an incredible experience thank you all
Harphome: even with that fear of disappointment, i'm still here! nervous, but here, with friends, and that's the most important thing, the true meaning underlying this particular brawl
Brawling Pitohui: I... should drink some water. July heat and tension have me cooking right now
Harphome: I wouldn't have chosen a better Brawler to lose to. :)
BrawlChao: saaaame
Harphome: that makes it sound really depressing, whoops.
Br(awl)ee: BUT WHY SHOULD YOU LOSE WHEN YOU COULD WIN AGH
BrawlChao: i'm sweating through my clothes
BrawlChao: and it's like 90% the tension
BrawlChao: the drama
Br(awl)ee: the tension is so high people are fucking melting jrm
Harphome: but to rephrase, it's okay because this whole thing is about the journey!
Gooper Brawler: Oh man. Everyone wants the same thing, but did the tractor fucking LISTEN? WILL IT????
Brawling Pitohui: JRM you're the only person in the world who could have me awake at 1 AM and fully alert and ready to leap out of my chair
Harphome: and it makes for a wonderful character arc to follow afterwards! Marisa truly considers Mira as a friend, through and through
Rose on the Go(se): Oh I will quickly say that this gives perfect fodder content for Sheldgoose and Felldrake so thank you for that
Harphome: and besides, no matter what happens... Mira ultimately did better than Amity. :)
Harphome: i'm about to cry it's killin me
Brawlwind Evil: Music for the final 2
Gooper Brawler: I always blast It Has To Be This Way
BrawlChao: same
Gooper Brawler: no matter who the final two is, it always fits.
Brawling Pitohui: Ravio is dead but he's going to cry so hard when he finds out who the final two are, just, so many tears of joy and also a twinge of sadness knowing what a hard fite that must have been for them both
Harphome: marisa will hug Ravio and actually cry for not being able to help him
Harphome: and she's gonna hug Dreamcast and tell her she's awesome and go touch a Saturn. AGAIN! BOLDLY.
Harphome: marisa just takes mira and the sega hard girls like "my family now"
Harphome: ...marisa stole the precious thing.
Harphome: OH FUCK-
Brawling Pitohui: No way! I just discovered that meme earlier this week! I even mentioned it to Chao!
Harphome: HOW DID YOU JUST DISCOVER IT?!? CHAAAOOOOOO
Harphome: how dARE YOU
Brawlropeman: finalepost
Brawling Pitohui: Not finished but already loving these dead Brawler cameos through Miracle
BrawlChao: to paraphase our old friend phoenix wright
BrawlChao: THE MIRACLE HAPPEN
Brawlropeman: epilogue posted
Harphome: holy shit... holy shit...
Harphome: the only one who could have done this, Marisa vs The Entire Brawl... is Mira...
Harphome: we did it, guys.
BrawlChao: as soon as i realized it was Marisa Vs. The Entire Brawl, i knew which way it was
BrawlChao: congrats, harpy
BrawlChao: you finally won
Brawling Pitohui: HOLY CNNUJND - MARISA FOUGHT THE BRAWL TWICE
Brawling Pitohui: HARPS YOU DID IT! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HAAAAAAAARPS! HARPS PLEASE LET ME BUY YOU A GIFT OR SOMETHING!
Brawlropeman: ha! Finished before midnight here
Harphome: NOW you may commense giftgiving.
Harphome: seriously though holy shit, that was astounding. it's not that often that the one who gets the most votes gets #1...
Brawlropeman: Harpy, no one who got the most votes has ever won the Brawl! ...til now ;p
Harphome: what the fuck i set a milestone
Harphome: oh no i'm gonna get fumo'd
Brawlropeman: harpy has sniveled her finest snivel
Harphome: and in the end, marisa was snivel, the end
Brawling Pitohui: JRM, that was amazing. Oh, I wish I had the words. I wish I was articulate enough to convey my feelings, but, my guy, outstanding job
Harphome: i read that as "i wish i had enough money to give you"
Brawlropeman: no one has enough BI
Brawling Pitohui: I mean
Brawling Pitohui: That too, Harps, that too
Harphome: let me pay your student loans-
Brawlropeman: no one has enough for that either BI
Brawlropeman: really though I'm super glad people enjoyed it!
Rose on the Go(se): What a finale
Br(awl)ee: SHE DID IT MARISA DID IT SHE DEFEATED MIRACLE MATTER HARPY IS THE BIG BAR BRAWL CHAMPION AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Brawling Pitohui: I said it to Chao but, really I'm overjoyed with the final two, I'm overjoyed with the result, I'm overjoyed dear Myoom cracked the top ten and kept the streak alive - I'm overflowing with joy tonight, but most of all, I'm overjoyed to be here again with all of you this year, enjoying this
Br(awl)ee: okay, having calmed the fuck down, I agree with chao that as soon as I realized it was "marisa vs the ENTIRE BRAWL" I strongly suspected it would be her, but I still had that doubt to keep the suspense at max level. and it was really such a fantastic use of miracle's split ability and such a perfect, perfect finale achievement for marisa
Harphome: oh no goops how the fuck are you gonna give marisa anything better than *puts on Vin Diesel face* the power of family?
Brawlropeman: Even if Miracle had won I probably would have done the Every Brawler idea because I can't resist crap like that. It started as the idea of Miracle using meaningful brawlers (their allies) or people they fought earlier (NiseDrimogemon) before I challenged myself to do freaking everyone instead :V
Gooper Brawler: God I was getting fucking light-headed, yes it was WRITTEN like a Marisa win but YOU NEVER KNOW... They both got what they came for. Best possible ending. I can hardly believe it. Oh my god.
Harphome: i follow in ivel's footsteps
Harphome: like a couple
Harphome: of dorks
Harphome: i'm surprised i stayed quiet while ivel was sleeping, but he deserves rest and to read the brawl at his own pace :3
Br(awl)ee: oh my god
Harphome: i'll die if he takes me out somewhere nice to eat tho.
Br(awl)ee: I actually said to chao once that ivel handing off the championship to his girlfriend would be his dream come true. and then it happened.
Harphome: *hungry ass bitch*
Harphome: puddlenaut walked so marisa could run...
Harphome: i'm so fucking glad his OC made it to 14th place though, like, holy shit! HOLY SHIT!!! ;w;
Harphome: anyway who sponsored risa
Br(awl)ee: you're gonna loff harpy
Br(awl)ee: yukari sponsored marisa. yukari wins the pot. fucking yukari.
Harphome: "...huh. well, maybe you're not the ol' hag Reimu remembered after all, eh, 'kari?"
Harphome: and marisa promptly died where she stood.
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Brawl Sheep: "We beat 73 other people… we saved Mother Nature!"
Brawl Sheep: I mean, they really should get a trophy for that last one. She's kind of an important person. Possibly, the most important!
Brawl Sheep: "a bunch of Miracle pieces form up into various brawlers with guns. Jackson Howard, Chris Yukine, Don Clawleone, Vondu, Chick, Stew, and Gun"
Brawl Sheep: Are you ready for a boss rush?!
Brawl Sheep: "I just took on an entire Brawl!”
Brawl Sheep: Does she get another trophy for that?
Brawlropeman: you're handing out more trophies than a The Cheat animation
Brawl Sheep: Did anyone bother to check the trophy budget before this?!
Brawl Sheep: "There is one Brawler I haven’t faced yet. You." Miracle gasps.
Brawl Sheep: ME?!
Brawl Sheep: "PULL!"
Brawl Sheep: Please. Not again. We can't keep doing this. The door says "Push".
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Brawlropeman: ohh, wheel of the worst uploaded, like a little treat for me after all this
Harphome: you may finally rest
Harphome: *looks at the rest of her mini cupcakes*
Harphome: you're dead tomorrow
Brawlropeman decompresses like an inflatable bouncy castle with its plug removed
Brawl Sheep: WHEEEEL
Brawl Sheep: Of the Worst
Brawl Sheep: JRM, write me a sandwich
Brawlropeman writes a 90,000+ word story about the sandwich
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Brawlropeman: post brawl fun fact The character whose name was typo'd the most was... Kracko for some reason
Harphome: the kreko
Gooper Brawler: Krocko
BrawlChao: Krucko
Gooper Brawler: Krecko
Harphome: krock-pot jr.
Brawlropeman: there wasn't even a logic to it, just a bunch of different mispellings
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Brawl Sheep: Can't wait to see what Goops does with a...copper retort. Yes. Rich possibilities there, I'm sure.
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Dobile Mel: Weh
Dobile Mel: I lived
Dobile Mel: Brawl was good I binged the whole thing this morning
Jumpropeman: glad you liked it! I enjoyed having Fat of the Land be both the most fearsome and most memey entry :P
Dobile Mel: I loved how you wrote it as this constant irritation that kept showing up, like a dangerous piece of mobile terrain everyone had to avoid
Bree: I loved how its power was just a "fuck you, can't counter THIS can you" to literally everyone. they just had to avoid the crabs because there is no possible way to withstand the mighty power of turning things into crabs
Dobile Mel: this is the greatest Eidolon of All Time
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Harpyathome: WHY ARE THERE FIREWORKS ON NOT AMERICA DAY
Harpyathome: WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING MY BRAWL WIN LIKE THIS, I JUST WANT A QUIET LIFE
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Gooper Brawler: Scroll about halfway down this Chatzy Madness
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