Mario Tractor Baseball: The Triple B: all characters enter, one character leaves
Harpy: basically its where we sacrifice our characters to Jumpropeman and vote on the ones that have the highest chance of survival
Harpy: its also the contest that CW claims he will win every year, then loses
Mario Tractor Baseball: Last
Mario Tractor Baseball: Freaking
Mario Tractor Baseball: Place
Harpy: he has the most amount of votes last year, then he lost to a bard distracting his character with french anthems
Bree: that's amazing
Cornwind Evil: THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT
Harpy: good freakin luck CW
Harpy: even all the luck in the world won't save you
Harpy: FROM LAST PLACE
Harpy: OHOHOHOHO
Mario Tractor Baseball: Skurvy with a sea shanty version of France
Cornwind Evil: THIS. YEAR. WILL. BE. DIFFERENT.
Bree: I'm torn. part of me wants CW to win the BBB this year just to see the sheer all-consuming JOY on CW's face
Bree: part of me wants to win the BBB so I can laugh at him
Cornwind Evil: I'm well aware of the odds.
Bree: FOREVER
Cornwind Evil: Oh god
Cornwind Evil: I would NEVER live that down
Draco: He used all his luck on Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania.
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Del MK 2.0: meanwhile, on marvel heroes
Del MK 2.0: i punched kingpin until he fell over
Draco: And then New York fell into the sea during the ensuing earthquake.
Del MK 2.0: he's fat you see
Draco: Yes.
Del MK 2.0: ANYWAY
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Bree: I hope you are nauseated and/or delighted by the Commander's very creative rant at the end
Bree: some of those are literally pulled from Shakespeare
Gooper Blooper: beautiful
Del MK 2.0: bree's posts are worth the wait
Del MK 2.0: (gaben)
Bree: fact: my favorite is "sheep-biting" because oh my god, that mental image
Bree: "spoon-faced" is a close second
M Sheep joined the chat
Gooper Blooper: that fucking timing
M Sheep: I have been summoned
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Bree: BLAUGH
Bree: think I swallowed a fly just now
Draco: You shouldn't eat flies without ranch.
Bree: bastard was taking a swim in my mountain dew
Bree: get out of my mountain dew
Bree: it's fucking diet anyway, nobody likes that shit but me
Gooper Blooper: Game Fuel
Draco: More like Lame Fuel. Diet Dew won't give you that get-up-and-go like regular Dew will.
Gooper Blooper: do the doo
Draco: More like do the poo. Diet Dew doesn't have that crisp refreshing taste that makes Mt. Dew a national treasure in the Republic of Jerry's Backyard.
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SteelKomodo: right now in SR4 - Carol is running around naked through the streets of Steelport
SteelKomodo: wielding a giant hentai tentacle as a weapon
RubyChao: carol no D:
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(Spy is playing Pokemon and has his Honedge out against Gym Leader Korrina's Hawlucha)
YES: The gym leader's Pokemon can't even affect Alex
YES: This is hilarious
YES: I'm just spamming False Swipe on it at this point
YES: Suffer for your bad decisions bird
SteelKomodo: XD
YES: That bird just took 40 false swipes to the face
YES: At fully Sword Dance boosted attack
YES: That is one dead goddamn bird
SteelKomodo: welp
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Del MK 2.0: goops always brings the party
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Gooper Blooper: I got a spam email yesterday that said "Life is short. Have an affair."
Timberdel: the internet is made of terrible advice
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YES: Someone has a computer chip that distributes copies of Deus Ex implanted in them
YES: Somebody hold me back
YES: I'm going under the knife
YES: I'm getting Bad Rats inside of me
Del MK 2.0: spy wouldn't you want to have donkey kong country instead
Bree: dankey kang
Del MK 2.0: wire it up so when you expand dong, everyone else can too
YES: . . . Fuck, Del, that's genius
YES: You're walking through the streets listening to your ipod
YES: Suddenly the song gets fuzzy
YES: By the time it comes back into focu- LYIN' LOOTIN' STEALIN' IS THE REASON I'M A PIRATE
Cornwind Evil: Trust your ears
Cornwind Evil: The mirror never...fears?
Harpy: it has no feelings
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Harpy asked Chatzy to choose between go to the ball and no don't. Chatzy chose: go to the ball
Bree: initially read that as "go to hell," thought Chatzy was rebelling against us at long last
iKomodo: XD
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Bree: today I learned: Pokémon games have the Pope's seal of approval
Bree: well, one Pope
Jumpropeman: that pope being me
Del MK 2.0: lol
RubyChao: oh yeah i remember reading about that
Bree: quote: In 2000, Pope John Paul II gave his blessing to the Pokémon franchise, saying the games did not have "any harmful moral side effects" and were based on "ties of intense friendship."
Del MK 2.0: well then
iKomodo: :3
Jumpropeman: just don't show the pope IV/Shiny breeding practices
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Jumpropeman: there's a wigglytuff frozen on TPP's stadium stream with just the most ridiculous face
iKomodo: XD
RubyChao: oh god that face
Jumpropeman: and miltank just keeps using bide on it
Jumpropeman: im gonna lose 600 pokedollars on that cow
Jumpropeman: must... contain... cat face...
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Harpy: posted
Del MK 2.0: siren pls
Harpy: hey this is what happens when she don't got no date
Harpy: she gotta make one up
Jumpropeman: Siren x Siren OTP
Harpy: beautiful
Gooper Blooper: We finally figured out Siren's pairing
Gooper Blooper: it's the closest relationship yet!
Harpy: nah she ain't stickin to herself
Harpy: ...i could make a very dirty joke there
iKomodo: ...lel
Jumpropeman: Siren cheats on herself with other Siren clones
Jumpropeman: "No! It's not what I think!"
iKomodo: she could stick to Lisa *Nuked from orbit*
Gooper Blooper: "siren intensifies*
Harpy: IT NEVER ENDS
Harpy: fine, dirty joke in spoiler
Gooper Blooper: oh goody!
Harpy: hey there's only so much masturbation one can do before they long for someone else
iKomodo: Pfffft
Harpy: i am SO sorry
Jumpropeman: Harpy banned forever from ZFRP
iKomodo: #Wankah
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Del MK 2.0: how did shrek become a meme anyway
Del MK 2.0: apparently the earliest instance is some dumb weird crack pairing comic with shrek and shadow, and then things just got out of control from there
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Saberwulf: Shit
Saberwulf: fuck
Saberwulf: Other expletives
Bree: shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits?
Jumpropeman: woah bree
Bree: it's a bit that my best friend does, sorry
Del MK 2.0: woah woah woah, this is a pg 13 chat and we encourage those kinds of words all the time
Jumpropeman: you can't just go around saying "and" like that
YES changed name to THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT
Saberwulf: Half our conversations are dick jokes and talking about butts
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT crossphyrus
Bree: dammit you guys, stop jerking me around, I keep panicking like "oh gawd I upset them they're going to hate me now I must commit the seppuku"
Jumpropeman: no, you must commit sudoku
RubyChao: don't worry that's what i did too bree
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(Spy is playing Mario Super Sluggers)
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: . . . Shit
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: This entire enemy baseball team is mastodons
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Bowser, King Boo, Funky, Petey Piranha, and K. Rool
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: PUSH THESE MASTODONS I'M VINCE MCMAHON DAMNIT
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: HOME RUN MY ASS K. ROOL
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: THAT WAS A FOUL BALL
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: LAKITU'S DRUNK
Gooper Blooper: Lakitu is always drunk
(later)
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: . . . Yeeeah no the "random fill" is not random
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: ./tested using it instead of random.org and every time the Kongs "happened" to have a giant family reunion
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iKomodo: del, permission for Lisa to infrequently use the word tits at some points
Del MK 2.0: granted
iKomodo: Yisssss
Gooper Blooper: let the tits flow
Gooper Blooper: or uh, something
iKomodo: that is gonna be her thing now
iKomodo: Dirk was butts, Lisa is boobs
Gooper Blooper: After an endless domination of butts, a challenger at last appears
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Bree: I was so proud of CW just an hour ago because he FINALLY pronounced Octavious' name correctly
Bree: but now I'm annoyed again because he's not pronouncing "Arthur" properly
Bree: he keeps pronouncing it "author"
Bree: and I'm like "UGH IT IS SO DIFFICULT BEING YOUR FRIEND"
Gooper Blooper: EVERY DAY WHEN YOU'RE WALKING DOWN THE STREET
Gooper Blooper: EVERYBODY THAT YOU MEET
Gooper Blooper: HAS A DIFF-FER-ENT POINT OF VIEW
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Jumpropeman: do furries replace the word "for" with "fur" in all their conversations? Because if they don't, I am highly disappointed in them
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Gooper Blooper: Hey, SK, gotta question about Lisa. I was thinking about maybe MSPainting her. Does she wear goo clothes or something?
iKomodo: Um
iKomodo: er
iKomodo: ah
Saberwulf: ZFR-ratedP
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(The ninja character Tyra has just attacked a space portal spewing out an endless stream of mutant locusts by throwing a male-voiced girls' doll at it)
Bree: Mercutio's gonna take one look at Tyra and be like "...you sure you didn't, like, eat something strange earlier?"
Gooper Blooper: YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME
Bree: "did you eat the purple-and-red mushrooms? those are not the eating mushrooms, Tyra, I've told you this a million times. those are the 'divine inspiration' mushrooms and they are OFF LIMITS."
Bree: Myriam's next headline "Paladin's Drug Habit Revealed: Is Zienna Fact or Hallucinogenic Fiction?"
Jumpropeman: i wonder if Myriam would report on North Dakota just showing up
Gooper Blooper: probably
Gooper Blooper: "North Dakota Found Sentient" is a humdinger even by ZFRP standards
Gooper Blooper: Even Widow Maker is like "okay, what the fuck"
Bree: CW remarked that Ash has seen weird shit, but the talking dolls are going to utterly baffle him. And I said, "Yeah...but if he thinks the dolls are weird, wait'll he meets North Dakota."
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Harpy: oh my goood
Harpy: gooops
Harpy: i
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: ???
Gooper Blooper: hi harpy
Gooper Blooper: what is it
Harpy: i capped the speed in puyo's practice mode
Gooper Blooper: oh dear
Harpy: AND I'M STILL ALIVE
Jumpropeman: did gooper propose or something?
Jumpropeman: oh, nvm
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Cornwind Evil: Bree, your post sucks!
Bree: CW, you're an asshole!
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("KSSU TA NDR" refers to "Kirby Super Star Ultra True Arena No Damage Run")
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: KSSU TA NDR time?
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: AM I CRAZY ENOUGH TO TRY?
Jumpropeman: do the great cave offensive BLINDFOLDED
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: I'm doing it
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: I'm actually trying this
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: A monster, a monster, I turned into a monster
(later)
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: . . . Shit that's a good acronym
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Wonder how many more letters I can tack on to KSSU TA NANDR
Cornwind Evil: YOLO
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: hmmm . . . Kuhsuta Nandur
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: I could name a Spore creature that
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: It'd probably be hideous, like all my Spore creatures that aren't 17
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Man that plot would've been way different if I used one of my other Spore creations instead
Jumpropeman: whatever that spaghetti named one was would have been horrific
Jumpropeman: Edyth would have to debate with Fat Spaghetti between bouts of vomiting
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Oh god, Lotsa Spaghetti
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: That was my favorite creation ever
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: So simple but so effective
M Sheep: "Edyth would have to debate with Fat Spaghetti between bouts of vomiting"
M Sheep: You made me chortle, darn it!
M Sheep shakes fist
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M Sheep: arghlblrghlthsefh
M Sheep: Hello
Jumpropeman: sheep always makes sure to state an Elder God's name before saying hello
Bree: ia, ia, Sheep fhtagn
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Jumpropeman: I just met you, and this is CRAZY, but here's a peach, just call me tenshi
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Bree: there are a lot of reasons why Everett's irrational prejudice against magic-users gets on Octavious' nerves
Jumpropeman: is it irrational?
Bree: some of it, yeah
Jumpropeman: he has his reasons~
Jumpropeman: "When I was little kid, wizard stole my lollipop. I have never forgiven magic for that"
Bree: anyway, I'm just generally looking forward to the dolls meeting Everett.
Bree: no matter what happens, the conversation will be fascinating
Bree: maybe they both gain character development, yay~
Bree: orrrrr maybe Everett does something to cause Octavious to have a lifelong vendetta against him
Bree: WHO KNOWS
Jumpropeman: I think I know which is more likely :P
Jumpropeman: Everett doesn't want to create conflict, he just doesn't want to admit he's wrong
Jumpropeman: in other words, he's a Republican
Bree: ...you're amazing
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Bree: wow is Christine as exciting as bricks right now
Cornwind Evil: Well, if you want her to be exciting there's my blog
Bree: I haven't slept in two full days so unless she gets nekkid in it, I'm not reading it right now
Jumpropeman: *goes to finish cornwind's blog posts to see if she does*
Bree: spoiler: she doesn't
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Wow, someone harsher on Cornwind then us. It's a new record xD
Cornwind Evil: I'm a masochist
Cornwind Evil: And why would I write something where she'd get naked?
Jumpropeman: I wrote David getting nekkid once
Bree: yes, you'll find I'm harsher on Cornwind than probably everyone else put together
Bree: this is because I'm the worst not-girlfriend in the world
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Britbros vs. Bree in a handicap Cornwind-on-a-pole match
Bree: do you mean to tell me that the Britbros are hedging in on MY TERRITORY?
Bree: because Cornwind belongs to me and EVEN BEING BRITISH WON'T SPARE THEM FROM MY WRATH
Cornwind Evil: WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ON A POLE
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Bree: an arm wrestling match with Everett?!
Bree: does Ash have a fucking death wish?!
Bree: HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE THINGS
Bree: THOSE ARE NOT ARMS!!!!
Cornwind Evil: He's making amends
Bree: NOT
Bree: ARMS
M Sheep: Ash, it would be simpler to run yourself through with your sword
Bree: you could at least go get Christine first
Bree: so she can turn the puree that used to be your arm back into an actual LIMB when you're done
M Sheep: Noooo, go to Grendel instead
M Sheep: you'll come out with five arms from the one, and an inexplicable craving for curry
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Go to G. Nerique
THIS IS A PG ESTABLISHMENT: Get a perfectly ordinary arm
M Sheep: boooo
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RubyChao: "back then Green Lantern was just one guy who found a magic ring and he wasn't weak against yellow but to wood, making the banana tree the only natural predator of all Green Lanterns."
RubyChao: it's been a few years and this is still my favorite GL joke
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RubyChao: had a couple dreams dealing with zfrp lol
RubyChao: you were in one
SteelKomodo: do tell me
RubyChao: well iirc the relevant part was that
RubyChao: you, me, harpy, and del were playing jumanji for some reason. what i remember is that it turned out that we had paralell universe selves also playing it, and i believe they were evil and wanted to take our side over or something
SteelKomodo: oh god, evil me D:
RubyChao: also i had later dreams that involved parallel universe travel
RubyChao: and for whatever rason, the theories behind it were discovered by elvis presley
RubyChao: like, i specifically knew that part
SteelKomodo: elvis pls
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(Chao correctly figures out Cornwind's hints for an imminent fight)
Cornwind Evil: Ruby Chao is correct!
Cornwind Evil: She wins a prize!
RubyChao checks self to reconfirm gender
Cornwind Evil: HE wins a prize!
RubyChao: yaaay
Cornwind Evil: ANOTHER BATH
Cornwind Evil: *Freeza starts drowning Rubychao*
RubyChao: D:
RubyChao: i win the worst prizes
Del MK 2.0: boot2thehead
Cornwind Evil: Quick, have Richard find the castle!
Cornwind Evil: We can freak him out EVEN MORE!
SteelKomodo: pfffft
SteelKomodo: ok, if you say so :U
RubyChao: "It's a dragon! :D " *fire* "IT'S A MEAN DRAGON D:"
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Harpy: holy shit tak-sin rocks that dress
Saberwulf: Ahahaha, right after you said that the first thing I see on Tumblr is a blog called "omgthatdress"
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(Harpy is in a Fite Club match. Her character, Sol, is placed in a car and a thumping noise is heard from the car's roof)
Harpy: its fucking savings eagleman isn't it.
Harpy: HE HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU
YES: OH MY GOD
YES: How does he fight
RubyChao: by shitting out savings of course
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Jumpropeman: I just played the word "hot" against a cute girl in Words With Friends. You could say that I am a bit of a playa
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Harpy: HAHHAHHAHA
Harpy: hahah
Harpy: ha
Waddler-D: Bragging about your score? :P
Harpy: no i did that last night
Harpy: also someone will inevitably say "get 20 million points next time"
Harpy: *looks over at JRM*
Jumpropeman: get 21 million points next time
Harpy: *foams at mouth*
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Cornwind Evil: You know, I once theorized that Christine was her universe's equivalent of Sarah
Cornwind Evil: We should have her eat and see what happens
Harpy: skinnySarah
Harpy: do they make thin jokes about her in her world
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Saberwulf: So, turns out I have to be able to speak Khmer to work at that school
AllerGB: do you speak khmer
Saberwulf: I can say hello and how are you
Saberwulf: Also fish paste
AllerGB: You'll be fine for dubbing Spongebob temper tantrums but aside from that
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RubyChao: i have a sudden, inexplicable craving for string cheese
(later)
RubyChao: i went out and bought string cheese
RubyChao: problem solved
Harpy: oh my god
Harpy: ruby
RubyChao: harpy
Harpy: ruby
The Noid: Shepard
Jumpropeman: Spongebob!
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Sister of Bree joined the chat
Jumpropeman: hello bree's sister
Bree: I am so disappointed in you
Bree: of all the things you could have dubbed yourself
Bree: OF ALL THE THINGS
Sister of Bree: It's what I'm known to them ass. =(
Sister of Bree: as...
Sister of Bree: Of course I meant as...
Jumpropeman: Come up with a cool new funky name for yourself
Jumpropeman: like Funkmaster
Draco: Hello, Soul Sister.
Jumpropeman: or Masterfunk
Glorious Mistress of Earth joined the chat
Jumpropeman: ...acceptable!
Draco: Hello Gaia.
Glorious Mistress of Earth: =D
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Bree: my sister and I have enslaved Cornwind for our evil purposes
Glorious Mistress of Earth: Mwuahahahaha!
Bree: tell them, Cornwind
Bree: tell them how we own you
Cornwind Evil: I am pretty thoroughly owned.
Jumpropeman: I am seeing a whole new side of Cornwind
Jumpropeman: the Evil side, if you will
Bree: a side that likes teenage girls?
Cornwind Evil: WOW
Draco: Crownind.
Glorious Mistress of Earth: We love him, though.
Cornwind Evil: Way to make me sound like a total creeper
Bree: hey, we're ALMOST 20
Glorious Mistress of Earth: Aaaaaalmost.
Draco: Are you over 18?
Bree: yup
Glorious Mistress of Earth: And then you can be the guy creeping on 20-somethings.
Bree: we're 19
Jumpropeman: you must be 18 or old to call
Draco: Works for me. (>^_^)>
Jumpropeman: I meant to say older
Jumpropeman: but I also accept calls from octogenarians
Glorious Mistress of Earth: Octogenarian midgets?
Draco: 18 or old. If you're mid-20s to late-50s, we don't want to hear from you.
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Jumpropeman: Steel Komodo likes fighting games, Mega Man, and long walks on the beach
Cornwind Evil: His brother likes skeletons
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RubyChao joined the chat
Harpharp: rubyrubyruby
Harpharp: *hugs ruby*
Harpharp: *drags everybody else into the group hug*
Del MK 2.0: aaaaah
Del MK 2.0: group huuuug
SteelKomodo: yaaaay :3
Happy Piccolo Day grouphug
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Happy Piccolo Day: Spyrino's challenge: get every player in Super Sluggers to Star level
RubyChao: oh god
RubyChao: i tried that with superstar baseball
RubyChao: it was awful
Harpharp: good luck you crazy fuck
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Tableter: Marylin Monroe's tiiiiiiits
SteelKomodo: i would have thought it was about her ass, del :U
RubyChao: that's the dirk version
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RubyChao: is Octavious a doll trapped in the body of a man trapped in the body of a doll
Gooper Blooper: the doll becomes the man, but the man becomes the doll
Gooper Blooper: 2deep
Jumpropeman: is he a maaaaaaan, or is he a muppet? (is he a muppet)
Bree: no he is not a muppet
Bree: although now I wanna make a character who is a muppet
Cornwind Evil: ANIMAL CONFUSED
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RubyChao: friendly reminder that utsuho only became a recurring character because she got into the triple b and placed high
RubyChao: friendly reminder that if pitsuho hadn't happened i might not have brought her back
RubyChao: good ol' rp
Jumpropeman: reminder that if Yahoo Bot had placed higher he would have... still been tossed aside after the brawl
Happy Piccolo Day: Reminder that Zeph only survived because he won
Happy Piccolo Day: Reminder that Osh only came back for punching a dark god in the face
Happy Piccolo Day:
Harpharp: reminder that one vote changed Sarah's fate forever
Harpharp: i dunno what other characters wouldn't have returned if it wasn't for hype and shit
Happy Piccolo Day: Reminder that if not for JRman we'd still be talking heads
Happy Piccolo Day: And probably dissolved after year 1.5
Jumpropeman: reminder that if I had not gone to a trip in Arkansas around that time I might have not even opened entry for something like the BBB
Saberwulf: Thanks Arkansas
Happy Piccolo Day: Wait, really?
Jumpropeman: "Well, I have to get on the road now, so I won't be able to post the fights until I arrive at my hotel.
HOWEVER!
From Friday until the dawn of Wednesday, since I'll be gone, I will be arranging the first all-out Fite Yer' Mates Brawl!"
RubyChao: reminder that we have a giant list of what exactly ONE VOTE did
Jumpropeman: I opened sign ups for the BBB after only TWO fites being posted EVER
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Cornwind Evil falls over, revealing me to be a cardboard cutout
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RubyChao: AHA, HERE'S THE PROBLEM
RubyChao: TOO MANY MAGES
RubyChao: YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY
RubyChao: ALL MAGES, MAGE MAGES
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Keeping the Green Man Down: "Feast your eyes. Look into the mirror, it never lies! You're a pirate! Can't you see that this is no disguise? You live to loot and pillage, maim and terrorize! Your reflection tells the story of a pirate's life of glory, Trust your eyes!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Designed by Meefeesten look in the mirror.? scratches and fear. Therefore, you will see one of the most famous in my life. This is the"
Luigi: the
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The Dong Kong joined the chat
SteelKomodo joined the chat
SteelKomodo: ey spy :U
The Dong Kong: EXPAND your DONG for only $12.95 an hour! http://www.terrorbaltimore.gov
The Dong Kong: Sup SK
SteelKomodo: aw i missed harpy again :<
SteelKomodo: how goes it?
The Dong Kong: You can DO IT. You can DO IT TWELVE TIMES http://www.tramadolanonymous.org
SteelKomodo: ...those aren't real urls spy
SteelKomodo: what are you even doing
The Dong Kong: Doing good, learning to blend in with spambot society
SteelKomodo: ...would I regret it if I asked why? :U
The Dong Kong: Because I can
The Dong Kong: EIGHT EQUALS D? YOU'D BETTER BELIEVE IT! http://www.leaderofthebunch.xxx
The Dong Kong changed name to CalmerSpy
CalmerSpy: Okay I'm done now
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CalmerSpy: Ha! Hank worked!
CalmerSpy: I've rectified my mistake from many Chatzy Madnesses past!
SteelKomodo: oh god D:
SteelKomodo: #Boggle
RubyChao leaves
SteelKomodo: chao no D:
CalmerSpy: D:
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CalmerSpy: I couldn't help but laugh when I saw the Hyrule Total War desktop logo
CalmerSpy: It's the Hyrule crest BUT WITH ALL THE BLOOD
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Gooper Blooper: I found 2spooky okuu
RubyChao: universe of origin swapping, okuu originates from w40k
SteelKomodo: city of beasts Okuu
Gooper Blooper: In the grim darkness of gensokyo, there is only danmaku
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Del MK 2.0 joined the chat
Del MK 2.0: im back
Del MK 2.0: have i missed butts
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M Sheep: Anyone here know any particularly good/bad ritzy romance novels?
M Sheep: Bodice rippers, if you will
M Sheep: I need to read one
M Sheep: for research purposes
Cornwind Evil: Aren't Harlequin novels all like that?
Del MK 2.0: read my rp sheep
Del MK 2.0: dohohohohohooooo i made myself sad
Spyris: The only thing I know about bodice rippers is that Roman Reigns looks like he should be on the covers of some.
Saberwulf: Just go to your local book stare and look for Fabio on the cover
M Sheep: Yeah, but if I read one, I want it to be one that's noteworthy
Jumpropeman: M Sheep, read Atlanta Nights
Jumpropeman: best romance novel I've ever read
M Sheep: I'm getting to the point where I'm eyeing the Slenderotica anthology someone, for some reason, wrote
Del MK 2.0: er
Del MK 2.0: i did not need to know this but now i have to know more
Saberwulf: Well you could always just read porn
Saberwulf: Real bodice ripping stuff in there
M Sheep: No, it's research for a play I'm assistant directing
Saberwulf: Otherwise shit I dunno, I really like Time Traveler's Wife because I am a Big Dumb Baby
Cornwind Evil: Problem is most porn is very mechanical
Spyris: Well if his *PG ESTABLISHMENT* is as slender as he is, his lady's in for a bad night
Spyris: #DoHoHo
Cornwind Evil: Visual AND writer
Cornwind Evil: Romance books are very overwrought
M Sheep: The play plays with and pokes fun at/with the kind of tropes of that world
Cornwind Evil: Trying to replicate how intense a person feels over denied emotions and whatnot
M Sheep: Also, I'm writing down Atlanta Nights, Jman
Del MK 2.0: you need a bit with a plumber in
Saberwulf: plumbers don't wear ties
Saberwulf: Now that's a romance for ya
Spyris: ^
Del MK 2.0: or a pizza delivery guy who has somehow taken the time and effort to cut a hole in the pizza and the box to stick his dick through, ruining a perfectly good pizza because he's had his fucking penis on it
Del MK 2.0: I AM MAD ABOUT EVERYTHING
Del MK 2.0: ESPECIALLY PORN
Saberwulf: pfff
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M Sheep: "They say the brain's the strongest muscle and I think I'd have to agree here"
M Sheep: Who are you and what have you done with Oceanus
Spyris: Think about it, Sheep
M Sheep: Oceanus confirmed for Faceless
Spyris: Without your brain, how do you move your fist?
M Sheep: WITH THE INNATE CELESTIAL ATTRACTION OF KNUCKLES TO FACES
Spyris: Touche
Del MK 2.0: nipples
Del MK 2.0: the enchilada
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M Sheep: I don't know what I'm doing
M Sheep: aajfdjhkgfrujgfdbjnk
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