SteelKomodo: he is clearly about to eat The Best Pudding Ever
SteelKomodo: and Palutena's like "tread lightly, bro, i've heard stories"
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Gooper Blooper: General Cleft's pickup line
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Jumpropeman: i never realized how ugly Other M's Nu Ridley was until now
SteelKomodo: I HAD PLASTIC SURGERY TO BYPASS MY TRAINING REGIMEN
SteelKomodo: IT'S A LIVIN
Gooper Blooper: HI SAMUS-RAAA
Timberdel: *bubs puts up a sign saying "livin for sale"*
Gooper Blooper: Bubs is capable of selling intangible concepts
Timberdel: bubs is capable of selling anything
Timberdel: he's the black market you see!
SteelKomodo: lolz
Gooper Blooper: Defeats a boss by selling its powers to other people
Gooper Blooper: Unfortunately, other villains bought them
Gooper Blooper: "I don't discriminate!"
Timberdel: he sells unsafe, shady crap from his store and quality goods from his black market
Timberdel: and yes he doesn't discriminate at all
Timberdel: in strong badia the free he remained neutral throughout the entire thing
Timberdel: so he doesn't consider morality as much of a reason for doing things, although he's not a douchebag by any means
SteelKomodo: good ol' Bubs
Timberdel: he would get on just fine with david if david was in
Timberdel: and i bet he'd like to buy some stuff off of sine and carol
Timberdel: i wonder if anyone will remember what he tried to do back in zf4
SteelKomodo: hmmmm
SteelKomodo: i wonder if there was anything Carol would sell him
Gooper Blooper: I had forgotten Bubs was technically already a ZFRP character
Gooper Blooper: lel
SteelKomodo: i can't remember what he did
Timberdel: he tried to sell earth to seanet
SteelKomodo: damn it bubs
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Gooper Blooper: IGN gave Kirby Triple Deluxe a 6
Gooper Blooper: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
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Timberdel: he's at it again
SteelKomodo: XD
Timberdel: i don't know why i find "he's at it again" funny
Timberdel: i think it's because it could mean anything
Gooper Blooper: who is at what again? WHO KNOWS
SteelKomodo: mmhm
Draco loads up Captain Sarah, switches characters instead of doing the next story mission.
Timberdel: draco's at it again
Timberdel: see it works
SteelKomodo: XD
Draco does his trademark pose.
Gooper Blooper: *laugh track*
Gooper Blooper: The Adventures of Captain Sarah is filmed in front of a live studio audience at Universal Studios, Florida
SteelKomodo: it's filmed next door to Get Over Here, the hit Edenian comedy series
Gooper Blooper: Scorpion Is Coming To Dinner
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Cornwind Evil: Daniel Bryan is going to KILL Kane this Sunday
Draco: Literally? =D
Cornwind Evil: Well no
Cornwind Evil: But he's going to knee him in the face EVEN HARDER THAN USUAL
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Draco: Corey in the House: Other H
Draco: *Cory
Draco might be a Cylon.
Jumpropeman: the other H is for House as well
Draco: Cory is in that one too.
Jumpropeman: Cory is in all the houses
Jumpropeman: its a hostile Cory takeover
Cornwind Evil: Okay seriously
Cornwind Evil: What is Cory in the House and why does JRM and Draco keep talking about it
Cornwind Evil: All I know is it was a Nintendo DS game and was probably bad
JRM: Cory in the House was a terrible Disney channel show about a kid named Cory who is allowed to basically endanger the president and the United States on a weekly basis because his dad is the President's Head Chef
Jumpropeman: if you have ever seen any of Disney's or Nickelodeon's live action tween shows, you've probably seen Cory in the House, except its in the White House!
Draco: And I mention it a lot because JRM talked about it so much I bought him a copy.
Jumpropeman: and its currently my Game of the Year 2014
Draco: As it should be.
Harpy: i think he has a severe case of stockholm's syndrome
Draco: JRM is in the House too.
Jumpropeman: I'm officially the candidate for having some fun
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Jumpropeman: "PROTIP: At the start of the game, it is possible to make Duke crouch down in his own jacuzzi and hold his head underwater until he drowns.
This is the good ending because it means that you don't have to play the rest of Duke Nukem Forever."
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RubyChao: this is a real movie
SteelKomodo: oh lawd
SteelKomodo: and I thought they hit an all-time low with Ragin Cajun Redneck Gators
Gooper Blooper: >"rolls through the desert southwest"
Gooper Blooper: Robert the Tire confirmed for 2015
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Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: http://youtube.com/watch?v=IhvXf86PsDM
SteelKomodo: WHAT THE SHIT
SteelKomodo: I
SteelKomodo: I MEAN
SteelKomodo: HOW THE
SteelKomodo: WHEN DID
SteelKomodo dies
SteelKomodo changed name to Skelemodo
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: This whole RAW was an acid trip apparently
Harpy: mag-fuckin-neto
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Harpy: i
Harpy: what
Harpy: i did a clean sweep of avalanche
Skelemodo: woot, well done!
Harpy: th
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: Congrats, Harps!
Harpy: PINCH ME, I'M DREAMING
Harpy: I'M SUPPOSED TO BE MEDOCRE
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Del MK 2.0: apparently cortex command is still alive
Saberwulf: hahahaha no fucking way
Saberwulf: There is no way that shit is ever going farther in development
Del MK 2.0: they just released steam workshop support
Del MK 2.0: and squad command stuff
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: Cortex Command?
Del MK 2.0: cortex command was a good game then suddenly people decided it was shit
Del MK 2.0: you play as a brain in a jar
Del MK 2.0: you remote control bodies to try and blow up the other brain
Saberwulf: Their changelog cuts itself off in the middle of the "added features" section
Saberwulf: never change CC
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Cornwind Evil: Harpy did you know what I was referencing?
Harpy: nah
Cornwind Evil: Jack and the Beanstalk?
Harpy: oh well i sorta almost got it
Cornwind Evil: You know, where the giant said "Fee Fi Foe Fum, I smell the blood of an Englishman, be he alive or be he dead I'll grind his bones to make my bread."
Harpy: that never made it in my fairy tale book
Draco: Goddamn giants, always trying to grind up my Britbros to make bread. D:<
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: So wait
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: If that's how you make bread
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: . . . No wonder the lion and the unicorn kept getting run out of town
Cornwind Evil: Would explain a lot, yes
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: Every time they arrive, it as another sacrifice in waiting
Dong 2: Expanded and Reloaded: Ť̨̖̘͖͙̘̞̣̠h̤̗͖̻͒̌ͬͣȩ͉̗̤͇͐ ̜̹͔̼̘͂̓͠l̖̍͑̈̂ͤͥ͗̍ͥì͗͘҉̫͉̜ͅȍ̟͇̪̤̦͚͜n̘̠̩̬̳͚̖̩̋̉ͨͧ̃̉ͯ ͗̇̔ͭͦ̈ͥ̑͢҉͈̰̯̗͕̤̰a̵̫̙̰ͤ̉̽̄̇ͭn̂ͤͣ̉͛̈̒̄̈͏̟ͅd̡̛͍̲͈͋ͯ̆̄͝ ͎̏ͤ̌ͅţ̡͔̞͔̣͉ͧͧ̋̈͌̏̿̃h̜̭̖̯ͭ̽ͥ̌́ê͍̝̼̬͑ ̞͇̗̙ͪ̈͜ͅụ̗͙̏͛͗̎̌͆̀͝n̡̼̘͉̼̰̯͉̆ͬ̓̂ͬ͊̽ȋ̘͕̜̋̄̈̕c̤͚̤͍̠̐̚͝͞o͎̼̥̗̺̘̊̆̂͞͝ͅr̛̟͙̭͙̟̦͉̓ͬ̅͂͒ͮ̀ṋ̵̦͒͐͒̏ͣ ͙̖͉̞͉̤̊̒ͬ̓ͦ̊͋͡w̢̰̞͔͖͕̥̳͎ͩ̔̅͌e͆̆͂̄͏͔̯̭͙ŗ̸̞̫̙̲̥̮̗̻̆̋ͦ́́e̗̼̦͙̘̠̥͙͐͑ͧ́̂ͬ̅͊͢ ̡̛̙͔͚͈̹ͪ̏̅ͪ̌ͣ͂͜f͙̠ͥͤ̀ͪ̚̚ì͓̳̣̭̼͎̠̘̦͋̆̑̒ͦ́͌g̨̒͊͋̓ͤ̀҉̟̤͈̱̪̝̰h̸͚ͪ̍̚ͅt̴̷͎͉̠̼̤̒̏ͬ̀i̶̛̖̖̠ͯ̈̔n̙̻͙͙̩̥̰͖̐͘͟g̶̵̻̣̺̮͔̰̦̰̓̒́ ̸̖̱͖̣̙̂͂f̌̀͐͛͐̿͟҉̹͓̮̱̮͙̩͎o̸̢͕̽ͯͭ̄ͅͅrͤ̽ͩ̓̾̅͂́̚҉̡̞̪͕̱͇̹ ̵̶̗̭̪̩̮͎ͦṭ̱̩̤̽̈́̈̑͗ͥ͝h̸̶̛͕͚̙̜̿̾ͫ̿e̴̘̱̱̱̯ͩ̂̆̓ ̷̧̜̻̻͚̼̮̖̺̇́̍͒̈́ć̴͇̻̰̗̒̉ͣͭ̚r̵͎͚͇̬͖̃ͣ͌̀͠ǫ̦̹̤̭̣̗̯͇̅̓̿ͫ̂͝w̏͂͑̔ͦ͌̚͏͇̦̤͎̀͡n̲̰̺̫͈̓͗̐̆̂͜
Draco: Those were troubled times in Old Albion to say the least.
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RubyChao: i should go reread the marilith fight
RubyChao: just because it will be so weird now
RubyChao: "who are these other three white mages"
RubyChao: "oh right they're gloria/josephine/ariel before they were cool"
SteelKomodo: lolz
Gooper Blooper: they're sarah's generic sisters
RubyChao: and now you can't even begin to call them generic
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RubyChao: >gloria is still single and straight
RubyChao: *eyebrows*
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: Chao and Spy both try to have a character date Gloria
Gooper Blooper: it builds up to a tables match at
Gooper Blooper: Gloria then says she's not really interested in either, walks off to read
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RubyChao: would anyone like to hear the real four is death fite club team :V
RubyChao: (with a lack of family bond)
Gooper Blooper: what is it
RubyChao: a blooper, a birdlady, a floating virtual pet, and a red assassin
RubyChao: strangely the latter three all seem to be focused on protecting the first
Gooper Blooper: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/58496258/RandomPictures/AccurateSummaryOfFriendship.jpg
RubyChao: how difficult is it to walk like that, goops
Gooper Blooper: oh god
Gooper Blooper: ms paint idea just hit me
RubyChao: i am very intrigued
Harpy: draw and report back, sir
Jumpropeman: *gooper proceeds to draw Dickbutt*
Gooper Blooper: drawing right now
Gooper Blooper: can't go to bed till this is done
RubyChao: >drawing keeps gooper on
RubyChao: harpy you know what this means
RubyChao: we need to wait until late to request ms paints
Gooper Blooper: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/58496258/RP/Misc/InternetFriends.png
Harpy: i'm clefable?
Harpy: i thought i was birdlady
Gooper Blooper: I made you a clefable because it seemed fitting
Harpy changed name to Clefable
Clefable: well, my username is now Clefable
Jumpropeman: *throws a moon ball, because seriously there will never ever be another chance in ever to catch something with it*
Cornwind Evil gets caught, somehow.
Cornwind Evil: I'm as confused as you
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Draco: I am going to try avoiding bring back characters I RP'd as a lot last year.
Jumpropeman: so your whole cast is coming back then?
Draco: Everyone but Flu, yeah. =p
Jumpropeman: Flu could not come back for 2014, for he came down with a serious case of the... cold
Draco: He had to leave. I guess you could say he flew the coop.
RubyChao: Flu died on the way to his home planet.
Cornwind Evil: If you introduce another character that acts simular to him, does this mean he has Flu-like symptoms?
Draco: Let's not go down that road-ian.
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Saberwulf: Oh, I thought of a new species the other day when I was really tired
Saberwulf: Big bugs with beards
Saberwulf: That's it, just bugs with beards
Saberwulf is a good writer
SteelKomodo: Beardbugs
Jumpropeman: they're not Bugbears, they're BugBEARDS!
Saberwulf: pff
Cornwind Evil: I'm going to have giant fearsome pigs in Ash and Christine's world
Cornwind Evil: Cut grown men in half
Cornwind Evil: There's called GOARS, HA HA HA HA
Cornwind Evil: And sometimes they eat hornet nests, and this causes a mutation where their hair grows out of control and they can spit the insects
Cornwind Evil: And then they're called BEE-ZOARS I AM SO CLEVER
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Gooper Blooper: Geibuchan uploaded another masterpiece
Gooper Blooper: for 7:02, replace Dedede with Josephine and Escargoon with Gloria
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Clefable: guess who has a puyo game that allows counterattacks
Gooper Blooper: is iiiiiit Pokemon #36
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Draco: Sarah hits Dedede with the hurricanrama when he tries to eat her chips.
No D:: Sarahcanrana
Cornwind Evil: If Celestia did it it'd be the CelestiaCANrana
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: What about the HurriCarolrana?
Cornwind Evil: Swingy swingy legs...
Cornwind Evil: Sine: It's a RANA. It's only called a Hurricanrana if Huracán Ramirez or one of his descendants uses it....ugh. Never mind.
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Gooper Blooper: That was a fun fight, CW. Nice work!
SteelKomodo: as I said before, I may be a bit late to the party
SteelKomodo: I still have some work to do
Cornwind Evil rubs hands together.
Cornwind Evil: Good. Good. Good.
SteelKomodo: oh god CW I hope you're not gonna take advantage
Cornwind Evil: Of what?
SteelKomodo: of me being late to RP
Gooper Blooper: I think CW was responding to my compliment, not being happy you'll be late
Cornwind Evil: Sine: Carol, I'm sorry. There will be no relationship.
Cornwind Evil: Sine: In fact, you're fired.
SteelKomodo: ah
Cornwind Evil: Sine: OUT OF A CANNON!
SteelKomodo: Carol: D:
Gooper Blooper: SINE DIES WHILE CAROL'S UNAVAILABLE
Cornwind Evil: *Carol gets shot out of a cannon*
Cornwind Evil: And then Carol wakes up from her nightmare
Cornwind Evil: Carol: Oh that was a terrible dream. Sine?
Cornwind Evil: It turns out Robotnik's in her bed instead
Cornwind Evil: Robotnik: PINGAS
SteelKomodo: XD
Gooper Blooper: god dammit robotnik
Cornwind Evil: Then Carol actually wakes up
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RubyChao: huh i just realized after it was pointed out to me
RubyChao: utsuho and samus entered the same number of fites last year
Gooper Blooper: did they win the same number, too
RubyChao: yes, actually
RubyChao: 1 each
Gooper Blooper: it's a sign!
Gooper Blooper: of something!
RubyChao: that they're comrades
Gooper Blooper: in arm cannons
SteelKomodo: i wonder if Samus resents Pit stealing her tag team partner :U
RubyChao: 2014 plot: samus secretly attempts to steal utsuho back
Clefable: samus confirmed lesbian
RubyChao: thwarts and is thwarted by tenshi, resulting in neither of them succeeding
RubyChao: utsuho does not suspect a thing
SteelKomodo: XD
SteelKomodo: ...does tenshi actually have a thing for utsuho?
SteelKomodo: if so, Pit's gonna feel a bit of a jerk when he finds out :<
Clefable: nah, tenshi's in love with adventure
Clefable: and mischief
Gooper Blooper: Utsuho: even the girls want her
SteelKomodo: ah
RubyChao: what harpy said :V
RubyChao: oh god i just remembered the time jewel man tried to hit on samus
RubyChao: quickest shutdown ever
Clefable: samus 2 busy 4 love
SteelKomodo: oh god
SteelKomodo: i remember that too
SteelKomodo: (he thought she was a dude :U)
RubyChao: flashbacks to metroid 1
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Gooper Blooper: fud
SteelKomodo: #Fud
Clefable: there's about to be a WHAT
Clefable: A FOOD FITE
Gooper Blooper: OH YEAH?
Clefable: OH YEAH
Draco throws a tomato at Harpy.
SteelKomodo: jesus i turn away for a minute and suddenly chocolate everywhere
SteelKomodo: arg i'm dribbling all over the keyboard
Gooper Blooper: http://www.whyworldwhy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/cool-chocolate-largest-bar-cat-breathing.jpg
Clefable: sarah.jpg
RubyChao: goddammit guys
RubyChao: i don't have any chocolate available
RubyChao: why must you torment me
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RubyChao: would anyone like to hear the Really Stupid thing i thought of earlier that will not actually make it into zfrp
RubyChao: tenshi enters, first thing she does is grab utsuho and give her a big kiss. utsuho is just as shocked as pit
RubyChao: it is quickly revealed she is just fucking with people for shits and giggles :V
No D:: PFFFT
No D:: Tenshi x Jewel Man
SteelKomodo: Pit faints from shock, Dirk laughs so hard he gives himself a hernia
No D:: Confusing everybody
Draco: That sounds like something I would write. =U
RubyChao: "Pit, wake up! She didn't mean it! D:"
SteelKomodo: pfffft
SteelKomodo: it'd probably be really awkward for the both of em
SteelKomodo: "Um... then what did she mean?" "That your girlfriend swings both waaaaaaays~" "DIRK SHUT UP"
Gooper Blooper: And then Tenshi does the same thing to Josephine
Draco: Diabolical!
RubyChao: alternatively tenshi does the same thing to dirk, leaving josephine having to ask pit what's going on
SteelKomodo: Awkward Angel Girlfriend Hour
RubyChao: or just throwing deadly chemicals at tenshi
SteelKomodo: The Tenshi Hour: Tenshi runs around ruining people's relationships by randomly snogging them
SteelKomodo: *SHOT*
No D:: Tenshi and Osh get into a bodycount competition
No D:: Can she snog more people than Osh can deck in the face
Gooper Blooper: Tenshi is an amazing character already and she hasn't done a thing
No D:: Or will The Shield beat them to it with triple powerbombs?
Gooper Blooper: Silence starts tombstoning everyone
Gooper Blooper: BAH GAWD THAT KOBBER HAS A PAIRING
RubyChao: Tenshi wins by doing nothing
RubyChao: hopefully she will live up to the hype in the next six months :V
SteelKomodo: ZFRP, everyone! *blows party tooter*
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Gooper Blooper: 2ho
Draco: Touhous can't beat Tohos.
SteelKomodo: 2/10 no okuu >:I
Gooper Blooper: Utsuho is nuclear powered, she wouldn't scratch Godzilla
Gooper Blooper:
SteelKomodo: D:
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Gooper Blooper: get through the Protect and a Sarahkin is about as durable as a jelly donut
RubyChao: that's because sarah is full of so many
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Saberwulf joined the chat
Saberwulf: sup dudes
RubyChao: hi wulf
RubyChao: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME ROLEPLAYING!?!?!?
Saberwulf: possibly?????????
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Saberwulf: I am currently busy with trying to figure out the plot to my new novel, I Don't Have a Title Yet But There's Ladies In Space And They're Total Lesbos But In a Good Way
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Bree: CW legit told me "it's okay, you don't have to join, I'm not gonna force you"
Bree: but it was sort of cancelled out by how he was like "OMG BREE PLEASE JOIN US IN ZOOFIGHTS IT WOULD BE AWESOME"
RubyChao: hahaha
No D:: XD
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Clefable: shit, do I RP tomorrow or do I talk to waddler
Clefable: #friendproblems
Jumpropeman: get Waddler in
Jumpropeman: talk to him THROUGH RP
Gooper Blooper: Make Waddler make an account, then you can PM him
Jumpropeman: problem solved
Clefable: hahaha what
Clefable: WE HAVE SKYPE
Gooper Blooper: yes but this method ropes him into RP
No D:: Have Waddler enter Bandana Dee into the Triple B
Jumpropeman: skype is for cavemen harpy. We have technology!
No D:: ./will use all my votes on Bandana Dee
Gooper Blooper: Then you can go "hey you've got this account already made and everything"
Clefable: his avatar is a megaman dee
Gooper Blooper: "throw The Dee into the BBB"
Clefable: it was drawn by his sister
Clefable: megaDee for BBB
Jumpropeman: He can enter Dedede, Dee-Dee from Dexter's Laboratory, and one of those sentient Letter Ds from an episode of Sesame Street
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Bree: you people are so amazing
Bree: CW says in response "They are. Why do you think I hang out with them?"
No D:: :D Thank you!
Bree: (we're in a skype call right now)
Bree: Me: "Because you don't have any other friends?"
Clefable: SHOTS FIRED
Clefable: PEW PEW PEW
Jumpropeman: damn Bree, you ice cold
Gooper Blooper: DAMN SON
Cornwind Evil: Yeah, I'm used to it
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Jumpropeman: I once had a robot that was solely designed to play pool fall in love with Optimus Prime and then get transformed by an embodiment of evil into a terrible killer that killed her creator and then was reformed and named herself Persephone and then later she died so he came back as a jet and renamed herself Lightwing
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Bree: truth: one of the dolls might be a Sarahkin.
Bree: because I fucking can.
Cornwind Evil: An alternate universe Sarahkin
Jumpropeman: Sarah doll was more malicious then she seemed =o
Bree: oh, to explain for sheep - I'm playing as a horde of tiny sentient dolls
RubyChao: "This doll looks exactly like me. I don't trust it." "Gloria dear, you shouldn't be quite so suspicious." "ALL MY BOOKS BACK ME UP"
M Sheep: >horde of tiny sentient dolls
M Sheep: I think you and I are going to get along juuuust fine
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Saberwulf: Purnima will just eventually implode from insanity and reappear a week later with tiny wings and a new fashion line
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Cornwind Evil: Chao
Cornwind Evil: .....YOU'RE NOT THE NEW MEMBER ANY MORE
Jumpropeman: "Bumblebree"
Jumpropeman: I like this kid already
RubyChao: a 20th member
RubyChao: shock and awe and terror
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M Sheep: Man, Jack really does get totalled in every fight
M Sheep: I thought I was, perhaps, hyper focusing on that
M Sheep: but nope
M Sheep: blows himself to bits every time
M Sheep: fire is usually involved
Jumpropeman: Samus vs. Jack: Who will fall apart first?
Cornwind Evil: Fite never starts
Cornwind Evil: They fall apart before they get into the arena
Cornwind Evil: JRM has to pull random folks from the audience for the Fite
Jumpropeman: Zero Suit Samus vs. Zero Body Jack
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Jumpropeman: great way to advertise your console: Get a blind man to hypothetically endorse it
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Jumpropeman: Zett the Evil One, eh? Let's hope he doesn't turn out to be... EVIL
Jumpropeman: or even worse... A HEALTH INSPECTOR!
Draco: Turns out he's a tax man.
Draco: Like they say, the only sure things are death and taxes. =D
Jumpropeman: well, from what I've heard from Jesus, Tax collectors and Pharisees are probably the worst thing a person could be
Draco: Mormon Jesus is just jealous that tax collectors get more chicks than Messiahs. That's why he threw them out of the temple. BU
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A Kirbys Scorn joined the chat
A Kirbys Scorn: Yarr, mateys, is it time fer a song?
SteelKomodo: oh no D:
A Kirbys Scorn: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh~
A Kirbys Scorn: When I was a young Spy my Gameboy said to me
A Kirbys Scorn: "Yarr lend an ear and learn how to play some Kirby!"
A Kirbys Scorn: . . .Fuck I'm out of lyric ideas
SteelKomodo: lel
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Gooper Blooper: the sarahkin have landed, josephine jokes etc
Del MK 2.0: landsephine
Del MK 2.0: I DID IT GUYS
Del MK 2.0: I MADE THE FIRST SEPHINE JOKE OF THE SEASON
SteelKomodo: yisssss
Del MK 2.0: you fools got sniped
Gooper Blooper: continental drift with curves
Del MK 2.0: #Butts
SteelKomodo: #Rumps
Gooper Blooper: #ABaggaDemChips
Del MK 2.0: LOOK I GOT MY CHIPS BACK
Gooper Blooper: god dammit sephine
Del MK 2.0: THESE CHIPS AIN'T BARBECUE FLAVOUR, BUZZ OFF
Gooper Blooper: SHE'S GOING THROUGH SNACK WITHDRAWAL
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RedSpy: who do I start with
RubyChao: osh, obviously
RubyChao: he must punch things
Gooper Blooper: There's nothing to punch yet
RubyChao: "NO! I MUST PUNCH THE THINGS!" "No, Oceanus. You are the things." and then osh punched himself in the face
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Del MK 2.0: carol cosine would make a really cool superhero name
SteelKomodo: ...fuck del don't give me ideas
Gooper Blooper: Del is on board the ship
Del MK 2.0 trollface
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RubyChao: ""Welcome back! Welcome back!" the tiny sirens chirpped, hopping happily around like tiny bunnies."
RubyChao: and you tried to imply siren wouldn't be cute
Gooper Blooper: maximum cute
Clefable: well no point in trying to resist it anymore
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Clefable: bet nobody will notice sol :U
Draco: Why? He's got such a sunny disposition.
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RedSpy: . . . HOLY SHIT /AWAY IS AN ACTUAL COMMAND!?
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Members Posting: HarpyKuro, Draco, The Deleter
RubyChao: dat activity
Gooper Blooper: Outsiders would just be like "this board was dead for six months, these people are weird"
RedSpy: We also squat in unpaid-for quick chat Chatzy rooms
RedSpy: Including one that goes unused but we refuse to let it die so we randomly pop in and say stuff
RubyChao: "YOU BOUGHT THE PREMIUM ONE FOR ONE"
RubyChao: "JUST BUY THE OTHER ALREADY"
RubyChao: "YOU ARE WEIRDOS"
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Clefable: oh god josephine
SteelKomodo: drugsephine
Del MK 2.0: the sephineing
Clefable: carlos can bake well but never expected his donuts to make josephine do...THAT
Del MK 2.0: its spiralling out of control
Gooper Blooper: "HAND ME ANOTHER ONE OF THEM DONUTS" "josephine stop"
Clefable: whenever josephine's having a bad day
Clefable: just give her a donut
Clefable: no seriously do it or else things will DIE
Gooper Blooper: donutsephine
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Spy: I swear btw, if the Sarah Sisters theme song isn't just Skyrim's but with "dovah" replaced with "Sarah" I will be sad
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(Regarding the world of Harpy's psychic characters, where Sarah and Ariel have a Super Mario Brothers-esque franchise)
Clefable: Gloria and Josephine have their own spinoffs
Clefable: Josephine and Gloria confirmed for Wario Brother counterparts only friendlier
Gooper Blooper: Wariosephine and Gwaaria
RubyChao: "I WANT ROYALTIES!"
RubyChao: oh josephine
RubyChao: you and your priorities
Gooper Blooper: but
Gooper Blooper: money
Clefable: josephine is wario
RubyChao: now i'm imagining josephine dreaming of a money fountain
Clefable: she's perfect for the role
RubyChao: like the jonesybus chocolate fountain but witt money
Clefable: Wario World = Worldsephine
Gooper Blooper: she's got the whole world in her hands
Clefable: She made Sarah sad by taking her castle
SteelKomodo: Super Sephine Land
Gooper Blooper: I want Sammy's collection
RubyChao: Josephine and Gloria wrestling Ariel and Sarah in popular internet streams
Clefable: ariel and sarah retire
Clefable: in said stream
RubyChao: year of ariel is over
RubyChao: (it really is :V)
Clefable: does that mean Josephine has a cadilliac somewhere
Gooper Blooper: -sephine becomes a widespread internet meme
Clefable: memesephine
Gooper Blooper: butts skyrocket in popularity
Clefable: Super Sarah Sister Super Show
Gooper Blooper: Epic Meal Time gets a Colbert Bump from Sarah
Clefable: somehow more well made than the SMBSS
Gooper Blooper: Year of Ariel is indeed over but I'll give a look at what's going on at the library another time
Clefable: TIAMAT HAS TIAMATLINGS?!?
RubyChao: i want to see the live action segments someday
RubyChao: they seem pretty hilarious
Clefable: tiamat had babies
Gooper Blooper: "fuck you luigi"
RubyChao: "On one night fifteen years ago, Mario made a promise to Roxanne that he would sell her plumbing supplies at wholesale prices, but Mario partially forgot about this incident, and thought that he had instead promised to marry her one day."
Clefable: year of ariel isn't over in Augusta
Jumpropeman: instead of babies, Tiamat would just have more heads
Clefable: haven't you seen Sarah Kart 9
Clefable: ariel's been winning in all the trailers, leaving Sarah in the dust
Jumpropeman: it's Tiamat sticking her head in 8 different karts
Clefable: pfft
RubyChao: people constantly clamoring for spinoff villain mr. x to get into sarah kart 9
Gooper Blooper: Sarah is a heavyweight racer
Jumpropeman: what would that make Metal Sarah?
Gooper Blooper: Metal Sarah is a Superheavyweight racer, in a category with just her in it
Clefable: instead, Celestia gets into Sarah Kart 9
Clefable: people riot
Jumpropeman: so heavy the cart can't even move
Clefable: "SHE WASN'T EVEN IN A GAME"
Gooper Blooper: Metal Sarah's kart has tank treads
Clefable: last legend: where the red mages are still red mages
Gooper Blooper: But do they retain their pimpin hats?
Clefable: no, their hats just get even more pimpin
Clefable: also this is my headcanon
Clefable: Sammy realized that Sarah, the co-owner of Tridenland, was in a video game and told her like, last winter
Clefable: Sarah squeals so loudly, Alex has to go replace the windows in their house
SteelKomodo: I totes want Celestia in Sarah Kart 9
SteelKomodo: actually, why not just a Race Yer Mates game?
Gooper Blooper: I was planning on asking for a Race Yer Mates 2 this year
Clefable: because not everybody on Carlos's world knows of the other kobbers
SteelKomodo: (her special item is not butts, cue fannerd rage)
Clefable: suddenly Jonesy appears in a Halo clone
Gooper Blooper: plushsephine has extra stuffing in the bottom half
Gooper Blooper: (because of the dress, of course)
Gooper Blooper: (what did you think?)
RubyChao: i thought it was implying she has big
RubyChao: legs
Gooper Blooper: Chunsephine
SteelKomodo: XD
Draco: Chun Lisephine?
Gooper Blooper: Dirk really enjoys watching the Spinning Bird Kick
SteelKomodo: (he does)
Clefable: Sammy got a full-sized Josephine plush
SteelKomodo: (pit's all like "you perv" and dirk is like "shut up man")
Clefable: sometimes she hugs it when she's having a bad day
Clefable: then again she just makes a giant pile of dolls and hugs all of them
Clefable: and dives right in
Del MK 2.0: jonesy would totally get a halo clone
Draco: In Super Sarah World, you find Shelbies in eggs and get to ride them.
Gooper Blooper: Sammy keeps getting better
Clefable: well she does have periods of being normal and having anxiety
Clefable: what better way to counter it than to hugsephine?
Gooper Blooper: I know, and that normal, more vulnerable side helps make her an interesting character beyond being SUPER HYPE
Clefable: Dirk secretly calls up Sammy to get him a Plushsephine
Clefable: "THE BIGGEST ONE THEY HAVE"
Gooper Blooper: a whole lotta sephine
SteelKomodo: XD
Clefable: dirk ends up getting one big enough so that the head hits the ceiling
SteelKomodo: amazing
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Del MK 2.0: skeleton king is about big booming proclamations and, in the background, risbun going "sire we can't do that stop being peter molyneux"
RubyChao: "AN ENTIRE SKELETON IN EVERY POT"
RubyChao: "sir we don't have enough bones for that"
RubyChao: "THEN LET'S GET SOME MORE"
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Jumpropeman: Bubs probably has a bunch of off brand Sarahkin merch
Jumpropeman: Get your Glorios here! She comes with her famous bow!
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RedSpy poots on my glutes
Jumpropeman 's monocle pops off in shock
Clefable: rude
Del MK 2.0: this is not chatzy appropriate behaaaaw who am i kidding
Del MK 2.0: butts
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Draco: Paper Sarah games are impossible to make; nobody believes Sarah could be paper thin.
Clefable: OOOOOOH
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M Sheep: Right, who are even my characters again? *consults the equivalent of emergency task force procedures written entirely on the unsoiled side of bar napkins*
Considering he threw Kane through a flaming table, I was right on both counts.
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